#obey me mammoney

[xifhera]

Music to my ears

[beetlebug-bii]

can you maybe also do Mammon with nightmares Bug?

Authors Note: absolutely starling! I hope you're ready for more silly writing!

Content Warnings: Cussing, Mammon Mammoning

Requests Open!

Mammon's Nightmares

TLDR: Mammon has trauma and needs a hug my friends but also he is the most crackhead brother and I love him

Mammon's nightmares are...

Honestly probably some of the sadder ones

While Lucifer dreams of dozens of different terrible things, Mammon's nightmares all concentrate in one place

And that's you and his brothers

Yeah he feels guilty about Lilith, he misses the little shit every day

And yeah, he also is scared of Michael and father but...

The thing that really digs at him is the idea of his brothers and you actually just...hating him

Like yeah they all say it

But only half of him believes it's true!

He and his brothers used to be so close...

He and Lucifer were practically inseparable, he and Levi were best gaming buds, he was always there to help Asmo, he practically helped raise Satan and the triplets...

And then there's you and oh my stars does he just adore you

From your personality to your looks to that starry gaze you hold just for him he just cannot get enough

Usually, he sleeps fine, you are always there to reassure him and he typically dreams of his marriage with you, Goldie, and his baby coins with little faces which by technicality could totally be nightmares

(note, mammon needs to stop thinking of money as people in his dreams, it's really starting to freak him out-)

But on the nights you aren't there well...

The two of you sleeping in the same bed happened long before you two were actually together

You were awoken on countless nights by the creek of the door and nervous footsteps before he found his way under the covers

You would ask him what was wrong and he would remain silent, tracing the lines of your hands with his fingers

After a while, he would ask if you thought he was stupid, worthless, or any number of other absolutely heartbreaking things that clearly came from a bad dream...

Eventually, he just couldn't seem to get a wink of sleep without you. Like he would be absolutely vibing with his hot girl racecar bed (its secret, its in his closet, shhh don't tell anyone)

And then he would fall asleep and have the most mind shattering nightmare

Like bro get ur ass in his racecar bed okay?

Like you're his emotional support human what are you doing slacking off

"oh I'm sleeping in my own bed"

Uh, no, he doesn't want to hear it.

If you're in your bed, so is he

Watch yourself

He's YOUR parasite

Smh

Still though nowadays in your relationship when he has a nightmare he is honestly a mix between heartbroken and absolutely OFFENDED

LIKE HOE

WHEN HE SAID

"I cant get a good nights sleep without ya, you're like...my home and you make me feel safe...or whatever..."

HE MEANT THAT SHIT

MOVE YOUR ASS HE IS GETTING IN BED

YOU TWO ARE CUDDLING NOW IT IS

M A N D A T O R Y

ARE YOU COMFY

wait no seriously are you comfy he has to know

Do you need a snack or some water-

Yeah he may have been the one with the nightmare, but you are his precious human and he needs to make sure you're okay

So the two of you cuddle and chat, cracking jokes, every so often you mention things like wanting to marry him just to watch him stutter and fumble

Both of you are so cozy too

you might be in your bed, you might be in the racecar pretending to run from the cops

you might be in the racecar actually running from the cops MAMMON WHY CAN YOU DRIVE YOUR BED

Regardless Mammon feels safe with you and you never manage to fail at making him feel better

Like its gotta be a skill at this point

"I love ya Mc" he would tiredly yawn in your ear, part of him wanting to just put his tongue in there out of spite

he doesn't though

You're having a moment

You whisper it back

You shove your tongue in his ear

he screams.

Fucker.

Romance💕

[sattakaiharu]

I made a crossover of two my favorite fandoms Obey me x Code Realize. So I planning to draw all Obey me characters in CR character's outfit 💜

So here is four first:

Belphegor in outfit of Hansel

My MC Shōri in outfit of Cardia Beckford

Lucifer in outfit of Impey Barbicane

Mammon in outfit of Victor Frankenstein

[mammoneythegreat]

i dont want, i NEED but the devs say otherwise and wont give them to me

[the-great-chimera]

Mammons most recently googled questions:

- do humans like to be pet?

- How much grimm does a human make throughout their life cycle?

- how to cut out human meat from my diet.

- is it okay for a human to ingest a small amount of human meat?

- how to not leave finger prints???

- top Ways to get rich quick

- gold bag

- demon scale gold bag

- viciousace golden dragon skin bag ( 42,000 raven)

- human intelligence quiz

- what to do when your human has now developed a taste for human flesh.

- what does outer space taste like

- what to do if your human has started trying to size you up to eat you?

- what is bone apple teeth???

- sharkcoochi board???

- sharkcochi baord??

- how to spell shark coochi bord??

- charcuterie board.

- shark shaped charcuterie board.

- how to tell if your human has rabbies

- what does a rabbies bite look liek???

[hes-sunshine-im-midnight-rain]

Across the Mammonverse

I made more WHB fanart click here

Lucifer verison here [LINK]

[meyobe]

Pretty privilege… no MC privilege.

Lucifer

MC can boss him around however they wish or desire.

He may have a hard exterior but deep down anything MC suggest or implies he will follow.

MC is have trouble with a certain noble? He’s already talking to Diavolo.

MC likes a certain dish for dinner? He makes it every time it’s his turn to cook.

MC is being bullied by a lower demon? That demon is never to be seen from again.

There is never a second thought when to comes to provide a happy MC.

He will spend the rest of his life devoted to MC and ensuring they are never unhappy for a second.

If anyone dare to cross the line, there will be no god or being for them to pray to.

Mammon

MC is able to pull him away from anything he might be doing.

As MC first man he will never be too busy.

You want to rant to him while he’s in the shower? He’s pulling his head out the curtain to show his listening.

You want him to open a pickle jar for you while he’s on the run from Lucifer? He’s the fastest brother for a reason.

You’re being overwhelmed at RAD? Hes making sure you get escorted home immediately, no matter the consequences for ditching.

He made a promise to you and himself that he will show you his worthy of calling himself your first man.

There is no force that can stop him proving himself, to show that his isn’t a scummy demon or a loser but your protector. Protecting your heart day by day.

Leviathan

MC can depend on him no Matter what.

He is not the most dependable brother, but that’s to be noted he knows he’s brother can handle themselves.

But even knowing MC is more then capable, he still find himself helping them out of sticky situations.

He’s your one and true friend remember?

MC missed a sale because they overslept? He stood up all night tp buy you 10 copies.

MC needs a 80% on a test to be able to go out on the weekend? He’ll hacking into the system and up your grade 100%.

MC is in a trouble for sneaking out? MC was with him all night.

He finds the need to show that he can be of use.

No matter how bad a situation may be he will take MC side.

He will show everyone that he is the greatest friend to his dear Henry.

A/n: i just got my nails done and it’s a pain to type without messing up. 😥

Pt 2 is up now!!!!!!!

Part 3 is up!!!!!!

[anintrovertedechoe]

mammon: its women’s history month ur not allowed to be mean to me

the rest of the brothers: ur not a woman????

mammon: yeah but MC said i was their babygirl

mc:

mc: yeah i can confirm that

the rest of the brothers:

the rest of the brothers:

[jadebubblesartofficial]

Keeping these relatively simple because these doodles were supposed to be just that. Doodles 💛💗🖤

[internetangel72]

yes.

[lost-sheep-in-the-devildom]

Imagine Mc, Barbatos, Mammon and Leviathan baking cookies in the kitchen.

Mc: we can bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute

Barbatos: no thats not how you make cookies

Mammon: FLOOR IT!!

Mc: how about 4,000,000 for one second?!?

Barbatos: YOURE GONNA BURN THE DORM DOWN-

Mc: IM GONNA HARVEST THE POWER OF THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES

Levi: DO IT

Barbatos: NO--

[xifhera]

Good ending💜

Small post before I get back to the ship dynamics💕 got to brush up on my side characters (and you know actually finish the lessons lol)

Hope you guys like it💖

[dansepants]

[love-fictional-ppl]

Lunatic

Summary: reader and Mammon go to a casino and reader accidentally eats Lunatic Pudding

Pairings: Mammon x GN!reader

Warnings: Language, insinuations of car sex, mammon having a boner, drinking, gambling

A/N: not proofread also I was gonna write smut for this but I got too lazy😭😭 so lmk if yall want the smut

* .♡ *:･ﾟ✧ ⋆ ࣪.* ࣪.⋆ * .♡ *:･ﾟ✧ ⋆ ࣪.* ࣪.⋆ * .♡ *:･ﾟ✧ ⋆ ࣪.* ࣪.⋆

Earlier that evening Mammon came and practically begged you to come to the casino with him. You agreed eventually. Once you got there, Mammon instantly headed for the poker table. You decided to order some drinks for you and Mammon, upon heading to the bar you see a female demon bartender look you up and down.

You ordered your drinks and the bartender asks, “interested in any Lunatic Pudding?”

You, oblivious to the effects accept her offer. She hands you two, you take yours thinking nothing of it. You then head over towards Mammon with your drinks and the pudding for him.

When you see him at the poker table you walk over to him, “Hey, Mammon, I got us some drinks I also got you this pudding.”

“Thanks, what kinda-“ when he sees the pudding in your hand, he asks, “Hey, ya didn’t eat one did ya, human?”

Mammon’s concern worried you, scared you respond, “yeah, why?”

Mammon stands up and grabs you by the arm. Drinks falling to the floor, he drags you out the casino.

“Hey, what was that about?!” You demand more than ask.

“Right now, jus’ get in tha car.” Mammon had become noticeably stiffer. Holding onto your arm tightly, he walks you over to his car. He opens the passenger door and shoves you inside, then walking around to get in the drivers seat.

“Do you want to explain what the hell is going on?” You ask, annoyed.

“Do ya know what ya jus’ ate?!” You’re startled by Mammon’s outburst.

“I think the bartender called it Lunatic Pudding or something?” You reply.

“Lunatic puddin’ makes ya irresistible to any demon for 24 hours.” Mammon rests his hand on the steering wheel and uses the other to start the cars ignition. Mammon starts to drive back to the House of Lamentation, he starts breathing considerably heavier since he first walked out the casino.

“Mammon, am I gonna be ok?” You ask confused by what exactly is happening to you.

Mammon seems shocked by your question but nonetheless puts on a brave face. “Yeah of course ya will be. Yr first man is here to look out for ya,” he responds trying to comfort you.

You shift in your seat and see his grip tighten on the steering wheel. You shift your gaze and catch sight of the growing boner in Mammon’s pants.

“Uh, mammon?” You ask, unsure.

“What, human?” He replies, agitated.

“Do you need any help with that?” You nod your head in the direction on his crotch.

Mammon doesn’t say anything, he simply finds a place to pullover. He leans back in his seat and unbuckles his seatbelt.

With an expectant look, he asks, “are ya gonna help me ‘r not?”

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[imk1ra]

Y/n: We need to distract these guys

Satan: Leave it to me

Satan: Centaurs have six limbs and are therefore insects. Discuss.

Mammon, Levi, and Asmo: *Immediately begin arguing*

Lucifer, watching in horror: Oh this. I don’t like this. I don't like this at all.

[ameopteryx]

Mammon my beloved <3