All the Obey me! boys discovering MC has kosmemophobia
Turns out I really have to write overly specific scenarios myself, so here I am. This was my first time writing headcanons, it’s more difficult than it looks like, but I managed! It also turned out way longer than I thought it’d be.
Kosmemophobia: a “fear” of jewelry. People with kosmemophobia will either not wear any jewelry at all, or may be comfortable with wearing non-metallic jewelry. Touching or being touched by jewelry makes these people feel somehow dirty (even though we know majority of jewelry is sanitized), uncomfortable, and will make people want to wash that part of their body it touched. People (dare I say mostly afab) usually notice it early on in their childhood. It is not known what makes people kosmemophobic atm, considering people have it since early childhood.
If you have further questions about it, feel welcome to ask. :)
Total word count: 4800-ish
Gender of MC is not mentioned
Slight season 2 spoiler alert in Simeon’s part
Warning for verbally abusive parents in Belphie’s part
You have been warned.
Lucifer
He wanted to make the shopping trip enjoyable for the both of you, but especially for you
He just wanted to take you on a date somewhere where his brothers wouldn’t constantly interfere, even if it was only for a few hours
You two were just window shopping at the mall when Lucifer decided to take you into one of the stores
It was a store with magical items, from stones to a number of different trinkets, including jewelry
Somehow this was the part he was most interested in in the whole shop
Watching him look over it, especially necklaces made you feel uncomfortable and you had a feeling you knew where this was going
With what little hope you had, you subtly tried to nudge him away, but he wouldn’t budge
He finally took one of the necklaces out of the display and turned towards you
"What do you think? Wouldn’t it suit you?“
en he saw your eyes widen and you taking a step back, a shiver running down your spine, he was taken aback. Did he do something?
"Is something wrong? You don’t like it? It’s fine to just say so.“
Oh well, you would have to tell him one day, right?
"N-no, that’s not exactly it, it’s just that just the thought of wearing jewelry or even touching it is making me uncomfortable. I know it’s weird, but please don’t make me do this…“
Well this he did not expect at all. He put the necklace back and putting one hand around you, he turned you around and moved to a part of the shop with crystals and rocks of all different colours instead
"I am so sorry, I didn’t mean to make you uncomfortable. Let’s look over something else.“
You smiled at him and nodded. You had him curious about this fear of yours, he might have asked later on to give you more details on it.
Whether you are comfortable with sharing information about this with him or not, he respects your fear and does his best not to make you uncomfortable in the future
Mammon
- Chaotic snuggle boy was all about protecting you and also hugging you, especially when in private where none of his brothers could see
- It dawned on him pretty quickly that something about you was strange when you sometimes flinched every time he touched your skin
- It wasn’t every time, and he just couldn’t understand the pattern
- One day he had had enough, he just couldn’t wrap his head around it, it was driving him absolutely crazy
- He finally mustered enough courage to ask you
- "Oi, human, what is it with ya flinchin‘ when I touch ya?“
- Damn… he noticed after all. You were trying to hide your phobia as much as you could, but you couldn’t help yourself. Well, better come up with the truth now
- "Hah, w-well it’s not you, I swear. It’s gonna sound weird, but it’s your rings. The feel of them on my skin feels… uncomfortable.“
- You tried to explain the feeling as best as you could, mostly how touching jewelry just makes you… want to wash your hands and the feeling appears also on other parts on your body
- First he blinked in surprise, but listened to your explanation
- Suddenly it all made sense. He only wore his rings on his right hand. You only flinched when he touched your skin with his right hand. How could he not notice this detail sooner?
- Well, now he knows. He asks you if you’d rather he didn’t wear them near you.
- If you say you’re going to hopefully get used to it over time, he will keep wearing them, but sometimes takes them off on his own
- If you state that you’d rather not have to touch them, he will keep in mind to take them off before going for snuggles
- Doesn’t really think much about it afterwards, he just takes it as a fact
Leviathan
- Your birthday was getting closer and Leviathan wanted to get you a gift, but didn’t have many ideas
- So he decided to invite you over to his room to watch some anime and play games, so that he could subtly take the conversation where he wanted and get an idea of what you might be interested in
- When watching anime, he saw that you really liked the main character
- Well what a coincidence! He totally imagined you cosplaying the main character and him cosplaying the character’s best friend. Duo cosplays are always the best!
- "Oh! I once saw a set of their pendants and bracelets as a set on Akuzon! Wouldn’t it be a nice beginning of another cosplay?“
- Your face completely changed its expression and you tensed when he mentioned it
- This, of course, didn’t go unnoticed. Was he wrong all along? Did he assume wrongly that you liked the character? Do you actually not like the character at all?
- Panic intensifies
- "Oh no, I am sorry, if you don’t like the character, maybe we can cosplay another duo? Forget I said anything about it-“
- "Levi… calm down, it’s not that I don’t like the character. It’s just the jewelry I am uncomfortable with.“
- Oh
- OH
- Just like- nevermind, even though he probably watched the majority of anime in existence, he couldn’t remember a character who’s trait this would be
- You tell him it’s okay, it’s a very rare phobia and not even that known
- May ask a few questions about it and if there is a loophole for it
- Either way, the idea of getting you jewelry gets thrown out of the window
- For you birthday, he gets you and him matching hoodies
- They‘re so soft
Satan
- That day, Satan invited you on a date to his favourite bookstore
- You were totally up for it, who knows, maybe you’d find something really interesting
- Or something that is SO stupid that you just wouldn’t be able to not get it (Yes, I have one such book, I love/hate it so much)
- He decided to také you to a bookstore you haven’t been to yet. Yay, more adventure! New store layout! So many possibilities!
- You were browsing through bookshelves, Satan sometimes told about a few books he has in his own room that this bookstore also had
- Suddenly he spotted someone and got rather excited
- It turns out it was one of his aquintances and he wanted to introduce them to you. It was an elegant demon, by the looks of it quite rich
- You were soon told they were one of the best selling authors of the Devildom, with a rather original, but easy to read writing style, which was probably how they got so famous
- They wanted to shake your hand as a sign of politeness
- When you saw the massive rings and bracelets on their hand, you gulped and widened your eyes
- You didn’t want to be impolite, though, so you decided to shake their hand anyway
- You couldn’t get the feeling of metal out of your hand and you wanted to go to the restroom to wash your hands real quick
- Satan noticed you were getting tense as you tried to subtly rub your hand with your other hand and ended the conversation smoothly and took you aside
- "Is there something wrong? Did they hurt you? You can ask for an apology if they did.“
- You had to smile at this assumption. It warmed your heart to know Satan cared about you
- "No, it’s just… have you seen all that jewelry? I am not saying they shouldn’t wear it, it’s their choice, but for me that was a living nightmare.“
- Well he was glad they didn’t hurt you in any way. He was a bit surprised by your explanation and truth be told, he got very curious
- After you quickly wash your your hands in the nearby restroom, he wants to know more about your phobia.
- How long do you have it? How much does it affect your life? How did you find the right term? Do you personally know other people with this condition?
- And so many more. Feel free to tell him there have already been too many questions answered and that you could continue another day in this interview. He’s already thrilled.
Asmodeus
- You both planned the perfect spa day together
- After all, who’d know more how to make you completely relaxed, if not Asmo?
- You end up having lots of fun and you feel SO GOOD and relaxed after you’re all done
- You hair has never been so very well taken care of, no matter you lenght or type, he probably gives you some useful advice you’ve never heard of yourself, bt it seems to be working, so why not?
- And your skin is finally properly moisturized
- All right, what now? Asmo doesn’t want this moment to end yet, he loves hanging out with you and you still had time
- You end up visiting Majolish and trying on different clothes, even if it’s just for fun. Asmo loves picking out clothes for you and he really does have a good eye for what would suit you
- You ended up putting on your 20th outfit. Asmo looked at you and thought for a bit. Something was missing.
- Yes, sure, the outfit was nice and all, but it was missing something… but what?
- He suddenly got an idea. He ran off for a bit and soon returned with something in his hands
- When he got cloce to you again, you realized it was a set of small thin elegant bracelet and a metallic necklace to go with it
- Your blood froze and you started to back away slowly, putting your arms up in defense and shaking your head
- "What’s wrong? Do you think it’s too much? Maybe even too little?“
- Before he could run off again for something different that could be to your taste, you quickly stopped him before he could do so
- "No, wait, the jewelry… is pretty and you’re right it would go well with this outfit. But I am not willing to wear any jewelry. At all. It’s a very rare phobia and I can’t do much with it.“
- You were surprised this hasn’t come up sooner, but oh well, it happened now
- Asmo looked a bit disappointed at first, but upon hearing it’s a phobia, his expression softened and he gave you a little smile
- "O-oh! All right, back this goes, then! The outfit looks good even without it, I just thought it would be a nice touch, that’s all!“
- You smiled and nodded in acknowledgment
- He would definitely question you later if it bothered you on others as well and how much. He’ll make a note to himself to wear as little jewelry as possible when spending time with you, depending what you’re comfortable with
Beelzebub
- You were just meeting everyone in the human world for the first time
- You were so excited, you had no idea you would ring the bell and Asmo would open the door
- Everyone started greeting their favourite human like they haven’t seen you in years, when it’s probably been just a few weeks at most
- These babies
- Beel wasn’t home at the time, so you decided to surprise him and wanted to make his favourite human world food
- Luckily, they already had enough ingrediants in the kitchen, so you didn’t have to go shopping as the first thing you’d do
- Just as you finished, Beel came home. He got very excited to see you again
- He took off his jacket and- oh no
- He wanted to hug you, as was his habit even when in the Devildom, but upon seeing that heavy necklace, you had to move up your hands in defence
- He got confused. Did he sweat too much and stinks now? Did you not like him anymore for whatever reason?
- The biggest baby made confused puppy eyes, he just wanted to greet you
- „Ah, I am sorry, could you please take the necklace off? Jewelry and especially jewelry like that makes me uncomfortable when I touch it.“
- He sighed in relief. You didn’t hate him after all.
- He quickly ran off, presumably to his room and came back in a minute, now without the chain necklace
- You smiled happily and opened your arms, an invitation for him to hug and greet you
- And he sure did!
- He was just happy he could hug you again without you feeling uneasy about the situation
- Doesn’t really ask anything else, just in case you’re not okay with talking about it, but he keeps that fact in mind and is now rarely seen with the chain on
Belphegor
- You were once more taking a nap together. It became a pleasurable habit of yours to join Belphie. After all, you didn’t have to do anything and got some sweet sweet cuddles. What could be better?
- Well, you finally managed to fall asleep
- And Belphie got curious about your dreams, so he decided to visit your dream for once.
- He was really there just to observe, he didn’t want to interfere with anything
- He wondered what you’d dream about
- Was it something really sweet? Would you go on an adventure to find the root of youth? Would you be enjoying a swim in a pool? Maybe you’d meet your friends from the human world
- The posibilities were endless
- What he didn’t count with, though, was the possibility of you having a nightmare
- You seemed to be having a fight with two older humans. Maybe they were your parents?
- You tried to persuade them not to make you wear the massive necklace the woman was holding
- They had absolutely none of it
- "Please, just don’t make me wear it. It’s not like it’s mandatory, nothing will really happen if I don’t put it on!“
- „Nonsense! You need to! We chose this for you before you were even born, how dare you not want to wear it!“
- "This youth, I swear, what is it that you want?! That it’s not made of silver?! OF GOLD?! Huh? Is that it? Are you really that spoiled?!“
- "You don’t understand, I wouldn’t wear it even if it was made of the rarest metal ever! Why is it so difficult to understand it!“
- Belphie was taken aback. He had no idea you were dealing with a struggle like that. When he thought about it, he realized you never wore any jewelry to anything, you always kept it simple with fabric patterns
- He wondered if this dream was inspired by real life events
- Why couldn’t some humans understand the boundaries of others was a hard thing for him to grasp
- He decided to leave the dream and wake up for a bit. He felt you shivering and when he raised his head, he saw a pair of tears running down your cheeks
- He hugged you tighter and fell asleep again, joining you in your dream
- You were now alone, angry and upset at your parents
- He came up to you and started to calm you down. You appreciated it. He couldn’t deny his curiousity and asked about the situation
- Truns out talking about it helped you calm down more than anything and he spent the rest of the dream with you
Diavolo
- Diavolo invited you over to hang out
- He normally doesn’t have much time off, but since he took a liking to you, he managed to persuade Barbatos to give him more free time to be with you
- Or he just straight up slacks from his work, he doesn’t really care
- After sitting in the garden for a while and just catching up with each other, you suggested making anouther castle tour
- Seriously, the castle is huge, you couldn’t fully enjoy it in a day or two, it took a while
- He hapilly obliged, he knew the whole castle like the back of his hand
- And there were so many stories connected to different parts of the castle
- You loved listening to these stories, it was almost like a proffesional castle tour
- Private, and for free and told by the actual owner
- By now you at least vaguely remembered some of the more important royals except for Dia, Barbatos and the brothers. Maybe not in detail, but you can at least say you’ve already heard the name before
- Today he decided to show you the treasury. You were curious what you’d see and if it also held some interesting stories to be told
- Once the guards let you inside, you found yourself in a huge room with display boxes. Some of them were open
- Inside the boxes was… jewelry. All different kinds, sizes and colours. You started to look over them
- You admired the pieces for the fine craftmanship, you really did. Some of them were beautiful and breathtaking
- Dia saw your awe and wanted you to experience as much as you can
- "If you want, you can try some of them on, it’s okay.“ He beamed happily
- You had to laugh a little. You got a bit nervous, but decided to calmly deny his proposition
- "Don’t get me wrong, there are some beautiful pieces. The composition of some looks really nice! Some look so mild, yet they still say royalty. It’s almost as if it were engraved on them. But I am happy to just admire from aback, wearing jewelry makes my skin crawl. It’s something I’ve been dealing with my whole life.“
- He nods
- "That’s perfectly fine, too. I wouldn’t want to make you upset.“
- He wonders if it is perhaps a common human thing and when you explain it’s extremely rare, he gets excited because he gets to experience something through you that is not common.
- The rarity of this phobia makes him curious, so he may have some questions, but not as many as Satan
Barbatos
- OH HE FINALLY GOT A DAY OFF
- He needed it. He wouldn’t have ever admitted it, but he got slightly clumsier that day, which didn’t go without Diavolo noticing
- He protested at first, but had to accept his fate anyway, because Diavolo insisted he take the day off
- You wanted to spend the day in the mall and visit different shops to observe the differences between the Devildom and the Human world
- You were supposed to write an essay about differences between these two worlds for the Human studies 101 subject
- Why you had to take THAT class was completely unknown to you, but you attended anyway. I mean come on, those were some easy grades for you, since you were brought up there
- And so Barbatos joined you on your adventure through the mall
- Although there were some differences, most of the shops were similar to what you knew
- Restaurants, cafés, boutiques, wine bars, adult toys stores, book stores, you name it
- What you didn’t have in the human world was obviously magic tool stores, potion stores and potion igredients stores
- Barbatos seemed to really enjoy talking about some of the peculiar potions that caught your eye, be it for their vibrant colours or the fact that some seemes to have sparkles in them
- At last, you managed to come by goldsmith’s. When you saw this shop, you acted like you didn’t and went on your way to a tea house Barbatos suggested visiting after your tour
- This surprised barbatos, since you spent some time at least writing the name of the shop down to make a note of it, but you weren’t even acknowledging the existence of this one store in particular
- Once you both got yor tea in the tea house, he couldn’t help but ask why you just did that
- "Oh, me and jewelry are old enemies. I don’t like wearing or even touching it, I just always want to wash my hands afterwards. I guess it’s sort of like your relationship with rats.“
- When you mentioned rats, a shiver ran down his spine and immediately understood what you meant. He just took it as a part of you, the person he adored so much and didn’t qestion it any longer
- He just suggested if you ever needed to vent, he’d be there for you
Solomon
- You two made plans to bond together in his room in Purgatory Hall after school to let off some steam and vent to each other like human to human
- This became a semi weekly tradition for you two, you both enjoyed it and you were glad you could relate to another human being
- You were also staying for dinner that day, luckily for everyone, it was Simeon’s turn to cook
- Don’t think he didn’t try to swap with him just so he could "impress“ you, though, he totally did
- You were glad Simeon didn’t budge
- After eating your meal, you both just flopped onto the couch and just decided to relax a bit
- In silence
- He enjoyed these silent moments, the joy of doing nothing together
- You two soon drifted off to sleep on the couch, so when Simeon was about to tell you it was time to get you back to the House of Lamentation, and found you two asleep next to each other like that, he let Lucifer know you’d be staying the night with them
- When you woke up and checked your D.D.D. you almost jumped out of your skin, but then saw the message from Lucifer knowing about your situation through Simeon
- You decided to scroll through social media, while Solomon was still sleeping
- He soon woke up when he heard you looking through memes and trying not to laugh. You were failing miserably, though
- Oh well, what’s done is done, now he is watching you scroll and when you find something funny, you both laugh, but not too loud, to not wake up Luke. It was around 11PM after all
- Whenever you scrolled past an ad that was advertising jewelry, Solomon noticed you were furrowing your brows every time you found one
- What’s more, you even hid the ads, hoping you wouldn’t get another one, but they just kept coming
- You groaned
- "Do they really bother you that much?“ Solomon asked sleepily
- "I normally don’t bat an eye when I see an ad, but I do not and have never worn any jewelry, since I have kosmemophobia and touching or wearing it makes me uncomfortable. But even if I keep hiding these, they just keep popping up like they want to change my mind about it. I would much rather have ads for overprized pencil sharpeners.“
- Well that was something he didn’t know about you. And he couldn’t even say he knew people that had the same problem as you, since he either didn’t notice it or he really just never met anyone like that
- He asked a few questions about it, since he didn’t know anything about this phobia, and was glad he could learn something new. Even better that it was about you
Simeon
- You decided to have picnic in a park
- Not the most private setting but it’d do
- You were just chatting about your lives, you mostly telling stories from the House of Lamentation, him mostly talking about his ideas for a new story
- You were his huge inspiration and sometimes he straight up wrote down one of your stories. He assured you he would mention you as a co-author if he ever decided to publish those
- It was getting rather late, so you packed up, carefully put all the plates and bowls back into the big basket and folded the blanket you’ve been sitting on the whole day
- When heading back to the Purgatory Hall, he mostly talked about Luke’s different pastries. Just the description made you hyped up and you wondered if he was making something at that moment
- You know he did. When you got back, your nose was hit with the lovely smell of cinnamon and apples and you couldn’t wait to try whatever he made
- You had to put the things on their places first, though
- Simeon asked you to put the basket to its place and you agreed. What you forgot though, was that its place was in a cupboard… too high for you to reach
- Lucky for you, you knew a few spells and levitation was one of the first ones you purposely learned
- Once Simeon saw you looking at the cupboard, he wanted to suggest you to take the folding stairs to help you, but you declined
- "I want to do this alone, I know I can do it.“
- He smiled and nodded, he knew he couldn’t change your mind
- First you managed to open the doors and then you carefully levitated the basket to its place. While you were directing it where to go, your mind momentarily lost its concentration at the basket as you stared intensely at the Ring of Light on you hand
- The name described it perfectly. It was literally a small band made out of pure light hugging one of your fingers. It was othwerwise incorporeal and only visibly showed when you used your magic
- It took you a second to regain your concentration and you finally put it to its place
- However, Simeon definitely noticed your momentary loss of composure there
- "What made your mind wander off so suddenly?“ he asked, genuinly curious
- "Oh it’s just… I am still not used to seeing the ring on my finger. It’s so weird, it doesn’t feel like anything, it just shines and what’s most surprising, I don’t feel like washing my hands constantly. It’s what would happen with normal jewelry. I am just not used to it, it’ll probably take some time.“
- Huh! Okay then! He was just glad it wasn’t something you couldn’t handle
- In all his long life he never met anyone who would openly speak about being disturbed by jewelry, so this was new experience to him
- Will have questions, but reassures you you don’t have to answer any questions that might make you too uncomfortable
Luke
- You two were assigned to find some rare herb that was supposed to be growing in the field
- Fortunately it wasn’t far from Purgatory Hall so even if you somehow got lost, there was a high chance of actually finding your way back
- While you were at it, you took it as the perfect time to bond with the young angel
- So while you were searching, you both started weaving flower crowns
- It was a fun activity and you even got to tell each other stories
- You were reminiscing about the time you learned how to weave flower crowns and Luke was telling you things about the Celestial Realm and Michael
- Once you were both finished, you put on each other’s flower crown and continued looking for the herb
- Somehow it didn’t take too long for the two of you to find it
- When you were picking it up, you flower crown fell from your head, but you managed to catch it… and not break it
- Luke almost shrieked, but sighed in relief that nothing happened to it
- "I have an idea, what if I transform these to not wilt! You know, like real crowns!“
- With the mention of that, you just had to ask this question
- "What would they then be out of, though? Metal? Plastic?“
- He didn’t understand the intention of your question, so he straight up asked what you meant by that question
- "Ah, excuse me, I’ll explain. I am kosmemophobic and especially metal jewelry makes me uncomfortable. I they were ot of plastic, though, I wouldn’t mind.“
- Oh, well that explains it. He reassured you they would feel like out of resin, so you didn’t have to worry at all
- Now you both have matching flower crowns and you can always remember Luke when you look at it
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