#🐝 talks

[beels-burger-babe]

Good morning! And Happy Pride, my lovelies! 🥰❤🏳️‍🌈 Whether or not you're out in personal lives I am so so proud of you as a person for being who you are 🏳️‍🌈🎊❤💗

[athforskz]

Upcoming schedule…

Hello all my lovelies! I’m sorry for the short hiatus that I’ve been taking. A lot is going on for me irl that I’ve been dealing with recently.

I’ve had a few people asking me when I plan to release something new so here’s what I’m thinking:

Either tonight or tomorrow will be a new set of fake texts for OT8! Skz.

Early next week will be an OT8! Skz drabble that was requested.

Late next week will be the cuddley Seungmin fic (although I’m deciding if it should be a full one-shot type thing or just soft/hard thoughts).

In the meantime, please enjoy this feral Hyunjin pic. Have a good day/night, my lovelies!

[straykeedz]

sometimes i wish my english was better yk? like, it should be better, right? i’ve been studying it for over 10 years now, i have a degree and i’ll graduate again in a few months so it should be better. yk especially when i’m writing i feel like my writing it’s missing something, like a spark. each word i use feels… boring, like it’s been used thousands of times and everything feels just plain. i wish i knew more synonyms or more verbs or more collocations and stuff. more idioms, more phrasal verbs. and sometimes i just tell myself that it’s okay, that english is not my native language and it’s okay i’m still learning and getting better but it’s frustrating when i want to write something specific and like i can’t find the words.

i feel like every sentence i write nowadays it’s just boring.

[beafarm]

to survive as a broke uni student i will be embarking on a journey to assemble a cookbook of my own

[bee-o-hives]

an mcyt g/t blog left undiscovered by me....👀

hi 👉👈

Hello there!

Welcome to the Hive!~🌻🐝

[dungeons-plus-dumbasses]

Welcome!

Welcome Dungeon & Dragons enthusiasts, Game Masters, Role-Players, Min-Maxers, Murder Hobos, and Nerds of all kind

I'm Bee! A seasoned player and DM of Dungeons and Dragons and Dice Goblin here to share my love for the game and help out anyone who's new or just wants to chill!

This blog will be filled with D&D stories from the campaigns that I take part in, art of my own characters and parties, tips and advices for any new gamers!

Feel free to send in an ask about any questions you may have about the game, me, the campaigns and characters that I share! 🥰

[radghostgirl]

How are you, Bee?

short answer: good! recovering from some medical/phyiscal trauma, career is kicking into gear, spiritually growing. life went to shit over spring break, i have recovered, i am doing well now. altho, i desperately need to make irl friends, and i hate the summer in the south, y'all.

the long answer is gonna be REALLY FUCKING LONG. and under the cut, because holy shit, i have gone through some shit since march.

i love u guys n i am happy to be back on this hellsite <3

also.

smooch ur pets for me

so here is what happened over spring break. this is the big thing. i will cover the medical stuff and then move into school+career, then personal life. feel free to not read all of this, or do, it's all the hot goss of my life, but also y'all don't need the 411 of some random internet stranger's life for the past 1-2 months lmfao

trigger warning for: semi graphic description of my car accident, medical trauma, drinking, drunk driving, injuries, etc.

my life kinda turned upside down over spring break.

the fuckening of spring break 2022

march 18th at 5 am i was in a car accident. i was a passenger, the driver was drunk. i did not know that. i fell asleep at a house party and he offered to drive me home. instead, he drove me into a parked delivery truck. i lost consciousness on impact. i was trapped in the passenger side. the police and firefighters had to pull me out of the driver side of the truck because they could not get me out of the wreckage of my side of the truck.

diagnosis at the hospital: - a severe concussion - whiplash - cuts/bruises from the airbags and windshield (and somehow the door and dashboard broke?) - neck sprain, wrist sprain - and a couple other miscellaneous injuries.

the other serious injuries we found later with x rays: - both of my shoulders are fucked up - two of my vertebrae in my neck are totally touching when they shouldn't be - my lower spine actually completely shifted to the left since i am baby, and do not want neck and lower spine surgery, i'm trying to do physical therapy to fix it. i start in a week! (the days i have PT i will have to wear a neck brace and not turn my head, it'll be really sexy).

i found out because of my concussion my left eye permanently doesn't dilate or move in sync with my right now, either. so.. i have an eye doc appointment tomorrow to find out more. also, if i close my eyes standing up i fall over immediately lol. it's very sexy of me, very cool!

i dropped two of my four classes. i have one final on Friday, and i am finishing my other class by the end of May. i am a little stressed about that, but it is what it is at this point. one. more. year. of. college!!!!!!!

not sure how this is gonna affect the whole I Am Already Kinda Disabled Thing. we're not sure how long term this concussion damage is gonna be. although the vision stuff is most likely permanent. but i am lucky, all things considered. no breaks. no amnesia. like, i walked away with an intact body. for having my side of a pickup truck driven into a two axle delivery truck i am surprisingly intact!

so that was the big thing.

post spring break 2022- career and academics

i spent like, the first week after that just sleeping at home basically. our (my fiance and i's) dog Juno went to boarding, and i did as much recovering as possible. my fiance was able to finish his undergrad thesis in peace because of that, which was awesome. (relative peace).

i dropped two classes, took an incomplete on one. the one i took an incomplete on i haven't thought about yet, but i need to finish my final paper and take my final by the end of this month/early june. it should be easy- i dog sit for 12 days starting the 17th so i can pretty much knock shit out then.

the other one, i lost out on participation points... but meh. i got a 92 on my final project. my final is friday. i need to study. AHHH. but there's no way i'll get less than a C, and i'm gonna go into dog training as a career at this point anyways (canine behaviorists say what! ya girl is going to dog school after human school lmfao) so i Do Not Fucking Care.

like i've said a bajillion times, i work as a dog trainer, and i fucking LOVE IT !!

it's something that has become so unbelievably important to me- and i had to take time off since the 18th. i was actually supposed to go in that night and had to call off from the hospital. (my boss was like "what the fuck, Bee, what the fuCK-"). but eventually, i got into pet sitting- some of my coworkers have become really close friends of mine recently, and since i mentioned wanting to go into canine behavior (basically helping reactive dogs- those who are normally branded as aggressive- through actual science and positive reinforcement) they let me shadow their spicy clients) i get to be a pet sitter for dogs who are too spicy for boarding, and that's pretty chill for where i'm at in my stage of recovery. then i suddenly got a huge influx of potential clients, lol.

so recently, i've been looking into registering a pet sitting business as an LLC. i spent two weeks dog sitting a human/dog/noise reactive dog who was even reactive in her house (and by the end she CUDDLED WITH ME. i cried when i left) and a lot of it was spent researching if i should start a training business first or pet sitting business first, and i decided pet sitting was better. planning a career, etc. looking into taxes and shit. real adult stuff.

post spring break- personal life and other stuff

i am still very much engaged and happy!!!

we have a niece now and i met her and she is the smallest human ever. we got a dog and her name is Juno and i love her as well. we still have the cats, Freyja and Kiki, and i love them as always. non intimate friendships/acquaintanships have been in flux, other relationships have been in flux or fading, my relationship with myself has been steadily improving.

i am becoming close with two of my coworkers and they are now like, actually my friends. which is really cool because the crash was kinda an awakening for me spiritually that i wasn't surrounded by the type of people i wanted to be surrounded by? like i wanted to move into being an adult who did shit like have a career, and improve myself, and avoid situations like the crash, and just avoid drama, and i was like 1. i have no irl friends post covid really and 2. the few i do have are not the types that really add support into my life.

also my fiance and had long-ass convos about polyamory and what it means to be actually ethically nonmonogamous and we are poly! which isn't super new but we kinda re committed to being effective and healthy and we've been doing that in pretty much every area of our life and it's Really Fucking Nice my dude.

our dog is improving in her awful separation anxiety which is dope but it's very slow. i am working on body image and health. i am ridiculously out of shape so i would like to feel ~ stronk ~ again lol.

so long story short: shit sucked, then it sucked less, and now it is very nice!!!!!!

[miguelhugger2099]

So your thoughts on Miggy with size kink and breeding kink?

i KNOW its not everyones cup of tea but PERSONALLY im a whore for a size and breeding kink miguel OK? IT JUST WORKS

i like to think he didn't have either of those kinks pre dna splice, maybe like a hint of it something he'd dip his toe in

but post dna splice? yeah. yeah hes insane.

he got his breeding kink FIRST. like he literally crossed dimensions to have a family. so when he has YOU that mf is going to breed you im talking rounds, hours, different positions- HES GOT THE STAMINA he wants a family !!! a big family !!!

his size kink comes after bc we've all seen his bulk up transformation. he was already tall and when he just got more...muscle-y hes just like...oh

digging my nails into a brick wall, his size kink appears when he notices how much he has to bend his neck to look at you. it's subtle like huh.. you're tiny (even if you're tall ur not 6'9 be so serious)

then its how giant his hands are compared to your waist, your head, your hands, your thighs and he cant hide it anymore until yall get together and hes looking at your stomach and comparing it to himself to see if he could fit

at first he doesnt 💀 but he misses it when you eventually take all of him; he liked SEEING that he was huge, half of his cock out while the other half youre sobbing on because youre so full already but seeing his bulge poke out spurs on his breeding kink. the way it disappears and reappears, wanting to see his cum drip out of u round and swollen with a babe HES EXCITED -proceeds to another round-

if you pop out a baby, hes going straight at it again once the doctor gives the okay bc his breeding kink gets worse like whats one more? two more? if you let him he'll do it and he doesnt hold back

in conclusion, MY THOUGHTS is that miguel absolutely has both of those kinks idc. i think about it maybe 4 times an hour i eat sleep and breath a breeding/size kink miguel theres just no way he doesn't. im an advocate for it. hes a slut no matter the adaptation. yall gonna have to pry him away from my cold dead hands idc idc

[beels-burger-babe]

You never think - a.k.a Mad Mammon

I was thinking this with Tears of Themis earlier, but now I'm thinking about Obey Me and-

Mammon. Mammon right? Mammon the moron who we love who would do ANYTHING for MC and who canonically got super upset when MC got hurt in the Levi Arc in Season 1 because he wasn't there to protect them.

And MC. Crazy ass MC who is the most reckless motherfucker there is and constantly gets involved with other people's business.

So I raise you this:

MC notices someone is in danger, and similar to the Beel and Luke v. Lucifer situation, steps in and gets seriously injured.

Mammon is by their hospital bed when they wake up. But he's not sad, or fretful, or scared, or over bearing, or happy.

He's furious — his tusndere "I don't know how I feel right now so I'm just going to be angry" ness is shining in it's full glory and he is fuming.

"What were you thinking?" he'd hiss, his eyes still downcast to the floor.

"Mammon-"

"No! No. Shut up, and listen for fucking once! You jumped between two feral demons who were in the midst of attacking their prey!"

"They were going to kill them-"

"WE'RE FUCKING DEMONS MC! Killing things is our jobs! But you! You're a human! A stupid, squishy, mortal, human that doesn't seem to have inherited any of the god damn self-preservation that your species is supposed to have! FUCK! Do you ever use that pretty little head of yours?! You could'a died, MC! HELL! You would've if I hadn't been lookin' for ya! What would you've done if I was too late, huh? I'll tell ya, what, nothin'! Because you'd be gutted, shredded, and skinned with nothing left of ya but a splatter of blood and few bones left in the halls. Is that what ya want? Huh?"

And yeah, he's harsh, and vicious, but he doesn't know how to process all the over flowing concern and terror running through that his human almost died a second time. He might regret saying some it later, but in that moment, he can't even fully process what he's saying.

The argument will leave with him storming out of the room to gather himself, only to collapse in the hallway in tears.

[athforskz]

Hello, I see your requests are open! May I know what rules you have for requests - drabbles only, prompts from your set list, etc.? Thanks!

Hi! I don’t have any rules for requests. I’ll write pretty much anything except: scat, loli/pedo, and incest. Anything else I’ll give a shot as long as I’m comfortable and feel confident enough to fulfill the request. Depending on the contents of said request I’ll either make it a drabble, text, or full fic.

Hope that answers your question!

[seattlesellie]

this ellie fic is taking forever to write :((( but will be posted by the end of this week !!! either by tomorrow or by friday <33 💞💞💞 lil peak i guess… also gonna answer all asks as soon as i wake up i have to sleeeeep n i wrote all night my eyes are so dry ☹️ love u !!!

[beafarm]

Totally Spies but it's Totally Bis. a trio of bisexuals getting into shenanigans

[bee-o-hives]

Hi! How are y’all doing?

[dungeons-plus-dumbasses]

Hastia - Campaign Break Down

Hastia is my oldest and first campaign I ever got into. It started at the end of 2019 and it's still going.

Hastia is a world that has been divided into two continents: Eudaemonia, which follows Durim, the Goddess of Purity, and who are basically governed by the Monastery of Durim; and Folktom, which used to follow Purim, Goddess of Defilement, but now follow Agma, the Demon God of the 9 Rings of the Inferno.

The began as a mix-matched group of nobodies recruited by party member, Alexi Malchovich, to help him get some treasure, but have since unraveled the truth of Agma and his corruption of Purim, Folktom and Eudaemonia and are on a quest to stop him.

This is one of my bigger parties, known internally as the 3/4s Party, and it consists of:

Promise Vallance / Arilista Matador (Me!): a teifling, turned human, warlock. Promise has been labeled as the glue of the party due to her compassionate connections with each member. She is the voice of reason amongst the chaos and is, without a doubt, the mom friend. Promise was born, Arilista Matador, Princess and daughter of Trag and Criella Matador, cruel tyrants over the lands who, although cruel and malicious towards their people, absolutely adored their daughter. She was raised following Agma, as most Folktomites do, but as she grew older and realized what her parents and Agma were doing to her people, she knew things had to change. She joined a rebellion known as the Resurrectors, but before she could do anything was corrupted by Agma, made to believe the rebellion was evil, and after her and ran away to Eudaemonia, powerless, where she lived in hiding for many years. She would later switch deities and species to break free from Agma's hold and become the leader that she is now, but that's a different story.

(ignore the quality of this drawing, it's old, but gets their personalities across)

Alexi Malchovich: a human fighter, ex-military Major, ex-merchant, and resident Murder-Hobo. Alexi is a money obsessed man with goals — those goals being get more money and be in power again. In all seriousness, though he has raised his fair share of tensions amoungst the party, Alexi is Promise's go-to for a second opinion. He is logical (mostly) and has his fair share of experience. He may seem gruff on the outside (due to his horrendously low charisma) but he's a bit of a softy at heart.

Gonzalez: a barbarian goliath. Gonzalez began as your typical barbarian: stupid. The man could barely say sentence and as a 9'6" tall giant, would literally break door frames as he walked straight through them. He has a soft spot for two things: Animals and Promise. Early in the campaign, the two formed a bond and now Gonzalez would do nearly anything in his power to keep her safe. As Gonzalez gained back his intelligence, we've come to learn that he was once an ancient warrior that protected the lands before they split, before he fell in battle and was healed in the fae wild. He's a bit of hoarder when it comes to pets and shiny objects, but he means well.

Quinn: a human monk who never uses their Qi points. (This is less a character thing and more the player forgetting they exist, but it's a party joke). Quinn is the heart and moral compass of the party. He is the youngest of us all, and is an orphan who was raised by the Durim Monastery in Eudaemonia. Quinn has a deep love for food and his pigeon, Reginold (who does not love him back). Quinn is learning more about the world and the people in it with every step the party makes and is finding out more about himself and his own ancestry in the process.

The party definitely has its fair share of internal conflicts, but deep down they do love and care for another and the family they've formed with the plarethra of regular NPCs that we interract with including Bilows (an artifier gnome who is Quinn's BFF and owner of the Journey airship), Nikolai Vallance (Promise's betrothed and soulmate), Asmodeus (a child the party kidnapped rescued from a neglectful home life and who now lives on the Journey), Adger (Leader of the Rebellion and current ruler of Folktom), and more, all played by our benevolent DM.

Hastia Story Time Masterlist

[bugisawesomeasf]

the characters have always been dead, i think thats the whole point of the show. they didn’t die when the wilderness took them they didnt die when the real world ate them. they were already dead long before they got on the plane. i guess in a way it gave them a chance to become something greater something primordial and those who couldn’t adapt who couldn’t change they had no place there (maybe they could’ve been smth in the real world but this is the wilderness. adapt or die) but the others aren’t any better they’re living on borrowed time and sooner or later the wilderness is gonna want it back. they left it and took its secrets. thats not fair it told you those secrets so you could live and thrive in it, so you wouldnt die and leave it all alone again but you did and now it wants everything back