#obey me tips?

[noecoded]

ur favorite employee :3

[nocreativityfornames]

Lucifer: *coming back from the hair salon, having dyed the white tips of his hair black again*

MC: *gasps dramatically* WHO ARE YOU????

Lucifer: The same demon you saw leave the house this morning. Stop being so dramatic.

MC: *pulls out a cross* Begone, strange demon!

Lucifer: *unfazed* MC, there's literally no difference apart from my hair being completely black now.

MC: Exactly! It's ruined! Now you look younger and boring! Your beautiful hair... it's ruined...! 🤧

Lucifer: ...

*internally* I don't think I'm ever dying my hair again.

[melverie]

Fun fact

Nightbringer Satan doesn't yet know that a human's lifespan is so infinitely shorter than that of a demon

That is all :)

[5mary5]

I have this little headcanon cause i was reading the comic of obey me and we as mc have been given the neutral name zephyr in the very early chapters since we are a sheep and all and they want to make it inclusive since the name itself is gender neutral but I was thinking that let's say one day the curse is solved and sheep!mc gets their body back but the characters continue calling mc zephyr, what if one day someone (probably a side or secondary character) brings up the fact that "hey you know what? Your face doesn't really scream zephyr" and mc is like "yeah that's because that is not my actual given name, my actual name is ________" and the characters are like "😱😱😱" I mean they did know that this wasn't their real name since they gave it to them cause they can't just call them human and all but it's still shocking to hear it coming out of their own mouth, they would also probably coo when mc tells them their birth name because it means they learn more about their favorite person, well I mean they would coo at everything mc does regardless so-

[shootingstarrfish]

figure studies but make em bunny boys as a treat!!!

[cosmicstarlatte]

Lucifer: I'll just have a glass of wine, thank you

Waitress: This is a diner...and it's 9am

[They both glance at the table with the brothers fighting and throwing stuff around, even MC gets tossed in the air]

Waitress: I'm sorry I'll go find that for you sir

[palmastrings]

The Seven Deadly... Rings?!?!

@nocreativityfornames you're a genius I'm just gonna go ahead and swipe this and *eats*

original post here

Essentially what if we started Nightbringer but we also had the brothers in tow in the form of rings.

No, I didn't spell check this, I'm don't write very often so excuse any weirdness. I suck at grammar and ignore spell check.

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Solomon holds his hand out expectantly, presenting to you a handful of exquisite multicolored rings. 7 to be exact. Each one a familiar face, in a somewhat familiar time.

Honestly, this isn't really that astounding by any means. When living in the Devildom, you've come to expect even the most unexpected situations. The rings were probably the least surprising thing you've heard today, seeing as how you had mysteriously been thrown across time and space and landed in the Devildom... approximately 7,000 years ago. Maybe? Nobody is really good at saving dates around here, especially when the average demon lifespan stretches from now to, basically, the end of time itself. A slight over exaggeration? Again, maybe. But in your defense, in your feeble mortal eyes, that's what it may as well be.

The rings jingle in your hand as you tentatively scoop them from Solomons cold hand.

Apon first glance, they would appear to be normal rings. Pristine, each gold band is fitted with a unique colored stone matching those of the beloved demons from your normal timeline. Although, if you really focused on it, twisting the bunch of them in your palm with your fingers, you could feel how warm the metal is. It was as if someone had worn the rings before you, even though it should not have been possible, as you would be the first to bear them. Along with the warm glow of the rings, you could faintly feel an intense pulsing sensation coming from the set. Whether or not it came from what could possibly be a rapid heartbeat or the emanating pulse of horrific eldritch powers, you couldn't tell.

You go to slip them on your waiting fingers until Solomon interrupts you.

"I will warn you Mc, they were terribly rowdy before I turned them into rings, I don't blame you if you find them overwhelming to wear."

"Thanks for the warning, Solomon. I appreciate you coming all this way to help me by the way!"

"Anything for my favorite apprentice! Oh! And put in the good word for me!" Solomon winks. He turns, presumably to go and survey the Devildom of millennia ago. You're eternally grateful he went through all this trouble, not only to willingly throw himself across time and space, but to also take the time to bring along the demon brothers.

You insert each hoop onto your fingers. They fit perfectly, made just for you to wear. For a moment, there is silence. You almost begin to doubt they're even there. The only sign of anything unusual is the pulsing jewelry around your fingers, seeming to wane slowly, just until it matches your own heartbeat. Then the screaming.

"Mc! Did I hurt you at all?"

"Can you hear me?! What happened?

"AHHH, I can't believe you met me while I was in my blunder years! Wahhh!! I'm so embarrassed!!"

"Oi! Human what the hell?! What were you thinking just vanishing like that?"

"Mc, why did you leave?"

"Hon, you nearly gave me a heart attack when I heard youd gone missing! Lets go home asap!"

"..."

Suddenly, you weren't so alone in your head. A barrage of questions, sobs, and abnormal talk of urgency was flung straight in your direction. You could practically visualize the tearful Levi. The clear image of the batting white eyelashes of Mammon as he looks worried at you. Along with what's definitely becoming a new wrinkle on Lucifers face as you listen to him interrogate you. It was almost relieving to hear them speak with such familiarity to you. After being treated like a stranger not too long ago, this felt like you had brought a piece of home with you in this strange version of the Devildom.

Maybe, just maybe in the strange place, in this strange time you could make the most of it. With a sorcerer and the seven rings at your side you may just be able to tackle the newly fallen brothers of the past, the new ruling power of the Devildom, Diavolo, and finally find out why you were sent here by the one called, Nightbringer.

[radarchives]

[n0sleep]

For those who need help with surprise guests on obey me I got you here a guide!!! I’m not 100% on all these, different lines of different actions, but I found that most of these work.

Lucifer

- Tap face | rub arm | tap body

- rub face | rub/rub head | rub body

- high five | rub head | tap arm

Mammon

- tap head | rub head/tap arm | rub head

- rub head | rub face | rub face again

- high five | rub face | rub head

Leviathan

- tap/rub head | rub face | rub arm

- tap face | rub head | rub head again

- high five | tap arm | rub body

Satan

he’s iffy sometimes similar to a cat can’t always please him so I’m not to sure on his but normally this works.

- rub head | tap face | gift

- tap face | rub head | gift

- high five | tap body | tap face

Asmodeus

- rub head | tap face | tap arm

- tap arm | rub face | rub face

-high five | rub face | rub face

Beelzebub

- rub head | rub head | gift

- rub body | rub head | tap body

- high five | rub face | rub arm

Belphegor

- rub head | tap arm | rub head

- tap face | tap body | rub head

- high five | rub face | rub face

I’ll do the others in another post but this is a reminder these are not always accurate but most of the time they work. I hope this helps y’all and y’all new players I’m not sure if they work in nightbringer but I hope y’all have a good day/night!! If anyone has anything I could add feel free to tell me!

[cnl0400]

Hard Lesson 33

Mammon: *Says something that kind of makes sense*

Brothers: Wow Mammon. You're so right *takes his advice in the worst way possible*

Jokes aside, this scene reminds me to The Rulebook Ssr. When in doubt, it Is always Mammon fault btw

[just-somehuman]

I'M ABOUT TO SAVE YOUR A$$ IF YOU'RE STRUGGLING WITH RURI TUNES

GO INTO SETTINGS AND CHANGE IT FROM LEFT/RIGHT TO UP/DOWN. THEN GO INTO A BATTLE AND ROTATE YOUR PHONE VERTICALLY SO THAT THE LINE IS ON THE BOTTOM. PLAY THAT SH*T LIKE PIANO TILES I PROMISE YOU YOUR SCORE WILL IMPROVE. IT IS WAYY EASIER.

[noecoded]

cowboy asmo but hes an infamous bandit coming to rob ur small towns bank and its the 1800s

[impish-ivy]

9 Days of Solomon Day 7: 🐈‍⬛Familiar🐈‍⬛

Solomon has always been a cat guy and I think his familiar would be the classic cat! But since Solomon is #notlikeothergirls his familiar is a half-white half-black cat with heterochromia. She’s also immortal because I couldn’t give Solomon a buddy and kill her.

She’s mischievous, curious and very friendly. She hates being alone and loves scooting his beakers onto the floor shattering them. She’s gotten herself into trouble by tossing some beakers Solomon was actively working on. Her name is Nova. :)

The picture above is their usual sleeping arrangements. It’s not often Solomon sleeps in bed so when he does Nova makes sure he isn’t alone. She’s a fuzzy sleep mask.

Have the other pieces I didn’t like as much as a treat!

[suitheus]

Satan sweetie I’m glad to see you’ve finally gained some kinda fashion sense, but…

What the fuck are you two wearing 😭

And Luke why do you look like some posh Victorian child who’s about to contract and die of the common cold!

[crulixto]

Seeing other OM!NB players peacefully play the latest lessons while im stuck at lesson 10 since my cards r weakshit

[balkanradfem]

What I learned about growing vegetables in the last 3.5 years of doing it:

Squash: it will grow even in poor soil, summer squash will grow even in the worst conditions, winter squash needs a little more care! If you plant them far apart they will grow huge. Winter squash struggles in heat, but will generally survive it and start growing again once it's not too hot.

Peppers: They have to be watered consistently and periodically after being planted outside. Even if you don't water anything else, you have to water peppers, or they will remain small. They will also cross-pollinate and if you plant hot peppers next to non-hot peppers and try to collect the seeds, next year you will have all hot peppers.

Tomatoes: They're the biggest monster plants and they will grow so vigorously and stubbornly I actually have no clue how to stunt or stop these once they're on the open fields. You're supposed to prune them but they get out of hand so fast. If they survive the 'seedling' stage god himself can't kill them. But blight could so if the lower leaves are looking sick and yellow, cut them off.

Beans: Another thing that will grow in poor soil, the most important thing I learned is that the bush variety will produce earlier, and it's a way safer bet to plant them, because if there's a drought, or slug infestation, or whatever the hell happens, bush variety will give you the produce earlier, and you're very likely to get a harvest. Pole beans, or the climbing variety, is capable of growing so much bigger producing much more beans, but does it slower and is at more risk to be attacked or sun-damaged! So plant both, always.

Carrots: I am still not great at carrots! There are many tricks to germinating them, and I always try to sow them early in the spring, then again in the summer, and it will sometims have better results if you put a big plank over the soil after planting them, to keep them from drying out. They really need soft and well-fertilized soil. Also if you plant them in the fall, harvest before the late spring comes because they will start going to seed.

Onions and garlic: Honestly there's no effort in growing these, bulb stuff grows as long as its underground, it's more of a challenge to stop them from growing really. Even if you cut up the tops they'll regrow like some kind of zombies. Beware of onion fly tho that stuff is evil.

Sunflowers: Do Not Let the seeds fall around your garden, they Will take over your Entire Garden and you will be helpless as these monster plants devour your garden space while You feel too Guilty to tear the pretty flowers away from your space. Do Not be Deceived. That's exactly what they Want you To Think. Will stunt your beans if planted close so be careful. Zero effort in growing, will grow in any dirt.

Cabbage and Kale: They need so much fertilizing, or they will just stay sad and small, you have to give them compost, mulch, and water them with some sort of fertilizer tea (you can make that by mixing nettle with water and letting it sit in the sun for 10 days) or you will not get the gorgeous full plant that you want. Also they are frost hardy but if there's not much sun they won't grow very fast in the cold.

Leek: they do not tolerate being grown inside as seedlings, but if you direct sow them every seed will come out I Swear. Can be grown in a bunch in one place then transplanted around later. Onion fly can also mess them up but I have no idea what to do about that.

Parsley and Celery: seems to do better direct-sown than transplanted, needs a lot of seeds to be thrown in order to germinate. I've never tried the root variety but leaf varieties grow very easy.

Potatoes: They're extremely easy to grow, as long as you put the potato underground you've done it, now if you want them to do amazing, you need to plant them in spring while the soil has a lot of water content in it, and you want to keep adding soil/mulch on top of them as they grow, in oder for them to grow more potatoes. I absolutely love growing them in mulch instead of soil! If you dig a hole, put a potato in it, then cover it in hay, or dry leaves, not only it will grow, but you won't have to dig out the potatoes, you can just feel them thru the mulch! 10/10 Love growing in mulch. They still spread their roots into the soil, but the potatoes itself have a good time growing in mulch because it creates no resistance to potatoes getting bigger underneath. Also they like having decent amount of water, if planted in hot times.

Green beans: You need to put 5-6 seeds in one place in order for them to do well, they like having more of their own kind around to create shade and stability, they get easily damaged by the sun so they appreciate being around each other and protecting each other. Bush varieties do best in my climate, but I'm longing for the evasive pole green bean plants, I want to see them tall one day.

Cucumbers: I've only grown this once and all I have to report is that it was very stubborn, grew in poor soil and with no care, kept creating cucumbers long after I've expected it to call it quits, sometimes they grow bitter and it takes a Ritual to make them edible, good for canning tho.

Peas: This is one thing I suck at so don't do what I did – don't take out seeds from hybrid varieties of peas and expect them to grow next year, they will germinate at abysmal rates. I finally bought some heirloom seeds so we will see if my luck changes.

Chives: Absolutely immortal, zombie plant, grows always except when frozen, grows like grass, loves being cut, unlimited onion seasoning exists and its chives, not as sweet as green onions sadly, but I appreciate it's properties of being an endless supply, a woman needs that sometimes.

Spinach and Swiss Chard: Idk if it's just me but I Never know when these are randomly going to go to seed and it drives me Insane. Cannot be relied upon because they all just loooove going to seed whenever sun hits them in a Way. Plant in fall to have some to eat in the spring for 2 weeks until they decide they're ditching you because sunlight now exists.

Basil: Oh, oh, don't get me started, I thought, originally, this plant needs lots of sunlight to succeed and it made Sense! I mean why Not! But then for several years they did badly..? And then, then I find out, basil grows better in Shade! I find this via youtube video randomly! Really?!?! I have planted the forsaken herb in the shade and I'm Watching its Every Move. It's doing fine for now we'll see tho. =_=