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peachiecure · 2 months

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Project SFA (you can tell I am horrible at naming things)

Okay so, this is like a mario passion project to me?? That’s really the only way I can explain it, it literally involves my oldest OC and I refuse to let her die. Anyways seasoned peachiecure fans (aka my close friends) know a lot about this already because I don’t shut up. Anyways it basically involves my mareach fanchild and two princes who do silly shenanigans along with the Mario cast. Anyways—

We start off with my peakest of cringe, the mareach kid, Princess Sweetheart Toadstool.

Oh yeah you can tell she was my first OC by how much she looks like Peach. And yes she has been redesigned a lot but alas I cannot unpeach her. Ig the genetics lottery was mostly all peach or something idk how it exactly works. Anyways I love her she’s baby.

Sweetheart was born and raised in the royal setting, as decided by her parents. She is currently 10-11 years old, though she looks quite younger due to her short height… she takes after Mario in that category. She also acts very naïve, but that is because she barely left the kingdom when younger. Sweetheart is a bit shy at first, but opens up and considers you a friend quite quickly. She likes baking and eating… but mostly eating. She has a pretty big appetite. She also seems to possess a power that neither of her parents know how to address. Luckily she doesn’t really know how to use them, and for safety precautions, they have placed an enchanted brooch that helps regulate her powers. Sweetheart herself thinks her powers come from the brooch rather than herself…

Our second lovely lad is Prince Flame Cinder of the Igneous Kingdom. He is 11-12 years old and… is afraid of practically everything. But besides being terrified, he is a very kind boy who wants to make friends and smile. Instead of being blessed as a baby with the power of the Igneous Flame, a sacred flame that only the royals of the Igneous Kingdom can bare, he was cursed so that he would fall in love with the first princess he ever met forever. For the longest time his parents, King Burnard and Queen Scarlet, kept this a secret from him (he still doesn’t know) and kept him from any interaction with any princesses. Flame meeting Sweetheart was an accident on his parent’s behalf, and now they are hoping that things don’t get messy. Flame has to fight with his Igneous Scepter due to not having the Igneous Flame blessing. He is also childhood friends with Aqua.

Our final royal OC in this project is Prince Aqua Aenon of the Oceanic Kingdom. He is a 12-13 year old boy who was childhood friends with Flame. Though they drifted apart after Aqua’s personality suddenly changed to be extremely full of himself, charming and a big show off, which seemed to have attracted quite a fanclub. When he starts to target Sweetheart, who Flame likes, Flame has to step up and make sure that Aqua doesn’t steal the one he loves from him. Aqua has the power to manipulate water and use it to his aid. Besides his parent, Aqua has an older sister named Azura. But deep inside, Aqua hides something…

Now back to the mainline Mario characters, starting off with Peach since she’s very important. Not gonna repeat basic mainline stuff like her powers and whatnot. In SFA, Peach is not only a mother but also preparing for a new phase in her life, her coronation to become Queen. As a mother, Peach fears a lot that she isn’t raising Sweetheart as best as she should be and often goes to Rosalina for advice. She always has that doubt in her, but she doesn’t allow it to fully affect her duty as a mother and future queen of her people. Mario and her seem to be very happy together and do their best for Sweetheart’s sake and their future.

Mario is… still the same as he’s always been. Cheerful, caring, and a bit impulsive, he has chosen that he still want to be the Mario that he’s always been rather than adapt to the royal setting now being married to Peach. He still goes on adventures but makes sure he spends plenty of time with Sweerheart, whenever that means bringing her along (as long as it isn’t too dangerous) or simply being there for her when needed. The two seem to really enjoy eating together and adventuring around the kingdom… Mario simply wants to make sure Sweetheart is loved.

Princess Daisy is energetic as she’s always been… and being Sweetheart’s self proclaimed Aunt, she often hangs out around the castle… something about how all the interesting stuff happens in the mushroom kingdom compared to Sarasaland? She’s there to keep Sweetheart entertained especially when Peach needs dedicated time to focus on her preparations to become queen. And thus, the chaos ensures with Daisy doing things with Sweetheart that Peach would definitely never let her do…

Compared to Daisy, Luigi is as mellow as he always is. When Sweetheart is in his care, she appreciates the much more calm and relaxing atmosphere that Luigi tries to keep. Usually something goes wrong and improvises happen, but Sweetheart understands that not everything goes to plan. Sometimes she even gets to play with Polterpup, which is very fascinating to her when she knows her uncle is afraid of ghosts… yet has a ghost doggie. When with his brother, Luigi and Mario are like other siblings when they can get along or get into a bit of a small argument, but deep down both deeply still care for each other. Luigi himself seems to be continuing to branching out of his comfort zone and starting to draft designs for machines of sorts… he doesn’t really know if it’s going to work…

Rosalina is often seen in the Observatory with her Lumas. Peach tends to go to her for advice on how to raise Sweetheart, since Rosalina is a seasoned mother herself. Sometimes she comes down from space to do activities with everyone else, whenever that be go-karting or sports. Uhhh that’s it so far for her I uh kinda decided recently to get her a bit more involved whoops.

Another character who is important includes Toadsworth because I refuse to have him die. He’s like Sweetheart’s grandpa he’s so adorable towards her… making sure she learns everything about being a princess and helping others. And he worries that one day something bad will happen to her due to past experiences with Peach, but Peach isn’t too concerned about that… except Bowser did take her once.

Bowser is such a silly guy bro really did kidnap Sweetheart once when she was little to try to convince her that he is her father and that Jr. is her brother (Jr. was not in on this plan he thought it was kinda stupid especially after the events of sunshine) but that backfired miserably and hasn’t done it since. Besides that he still proceed to go-kart and do sports like nothing ever happened aha…

Other Mario characters do appear but their roles aren’t as big/important or I just don’t really got anything noteworthy to say because they still act the same if that makes sense uh anyways— time for the… ones that are… well… shouldn’t necessarily be there…

Okay now before I go in, I will say that me personally, I like to imagine that the Paper Mario games take place in a separate world from the mainline Mario stuff. That’s just my personal opinion, of course if you think everything is in the same universe that’s completely fine, but it being separate is going to be the logic that Project: SFA uses. Got it? Okay good moving on.

Lord Blumiere and Lady Timpani, two characters from Super Paper Mario, appear to… be here for some reason. It appears that “paradise” ended up just being thrown into the mainline Mario universe. And goodness, these two have been there for a while. Though for a bit they didn’t know of where they truly were. Blumiere had settled down… my friends joke around saying I turned him into a malewife whoops😭 anyways he loves his wife very much and his much more simpler life with her. Though one day, the day they found out that there were actually in an another version of a world with Mario and the others was on Peach and Mario’s wedding day… after that, Blumiere becomes anxious about things, and memories of his past start to haunt him. He is currently trying to find a way to cleanse himself from his sins, not only for himself but for Timpani. The two still haven’t decided to fully make contact with everyone else and still live alone and isolated from the rest of the world… though Timpani did find a little loophole in that.

Lady Timpani has been happily married to her beloved, and couldn’t be happier. It appears that even as a human once again, she seems to retain the ability to still shift into her Pixl form whenever she pleases. Though the day when they found out they were in another version of a world with Mario and the others, Timpani didn’t let that bother her from living happily with Blumiere, though she could definitely see the toll it was putting on him. The day Sweetheart came into the world, Timpani promised to watch over her in the honor of the Mario she knew… Sweetheart often would see a rainbow butterfly for as long as she could remember… though when she told others, no one seemed to have ever seen the butterfly she saw. Soon Sweetheart started to consider this butterfly as a guardian angel, something that seems to be watching over her. Sometimes the butterfly would join her for tea parties and other various games she plays with her plushies… Timpani enjoys that the child seems to enjoy her presence, even in just her Pixl form.

Dimentio is a jester who claims to be the master of dimensions. He is a skillful trickster and sadistic among others and has a very colorful way of speech. For some reason, fate seems to have… other plans for him. Princess Sweetheart found him injured one night, the last thing he remembered was laughing as the heroes caused his game to be over… The young princess appeared to somehow healed him, taking the jester in. He harbors a deep hatred towards Mario and co. He swears that he’ll get revenge, even if the Heroes of this world aren’t the same as the ones who ruined everything. Now he’s among the castle walls in secret, waiting for his opportunity to strike… all while playing along with the little girl.

Larissa is a girl from another world who happens to visit from time to time. She holds the ability to transform into a magical girl known as “Cure Jump”. Larissa is a very shy and awkward person. She often is seen to be either panicking, not able to put out words or trying her best to do what is asked of her. Coming from another world, her surroundings here seem to fascinate her in a way as if she has been observing from the outside for a long time. In her free time, she seems to like to draw and play video games. Her “Alter Ego”, Cure Jump on the other hand is much different in personality. She is strong willed, brave, leader-like and overall a joy to be around… she fights with the power of fire, along with a few other new tricks up her sleeve that she learns from Mario as they protect the kingdom at times. Though… there seems to be something behind those blue eyes of hers. (More info on Larissa and Cure Jump can be found on @nintendoprecure)

That’s all I will say for now, next will be the more specific character intros mainly focusing on my OCs and other familiar faces~ thank you for reading!

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tiny-space-robot · 2 months

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Mario ships are underrated... We literally see his whole family in the movie....So many possibilities.

Like....make the princess fuck a toad right now

(I honestly think the Mario movie was kinda shite ngl, but I still like your enthusiasm v good >3>)

and YES-

may I propose: toadstool/toadsworth?

like- that guy was together with her on the royal plane in Mario sunshine! and I don't think Mario would give a single damn if they just randomly started making out during that long a** trip!

ALSO: let's not forget the utter magnificence that is the Mario & Luigi games!! that guy is just?? he's in LOVE with her srsly!!

(also him and his older self teaming up to take care of baby peach was really really adorable but that's beside the point asdf)

GIVE ME TOADSTOOL/TOADSWORTH CONTENT RIGHT NOW!! I WANT IT I NEED IT ILL EAT IT!!!

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shamelessboiledwater · 9 months

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Mario and Luigi start spinning out of control "Luigi grab my hand!!" Mario said reaching out for his brother but because he could only see out of one eye it was hard to tell where Luigi was or how close he was "I can't I'm spinning to fast Mario!" As they finally got ahold of each other Mario noticed tears running down Luigi's face "hey it's gonna be ok Lu!" Mario said pulling him closer hugging him "how is this going to be ok we're literally flying in pink clouds!" As Luigi said that they flew into a giant mushroom falling to the ground as Mario slowly sat up looking around gasping "hello?" A female voice could be heard scaring Mario and Luigi as they turn around seeing a lady "are you two ok?" Mario became defensive hiding Luigi "yes we w-were leaving" he said standing up as Luigi followed staying close to Mario "wait please are you hurt both of you are covered in bandages and band-aids" she said slowly getting closer to them Luigi looked at the lady "what's your name?" He asked as Mario looked at him "Lu.." the lady bows at them smiling "my name is princess Peach toadstool" both of the boys gasped "a princess?!" Luigi was full of excitement but Mario wasn't having it not sure if he should believe her "that's nice ma'am but we really mu- IS THAT A WALKING MUSHROOM!?" Mario yelled pointing at a Toad even Luigi got scared hiding behind Mario "oh this is Toad he followed me so I wouldn't get hurt on my walk" Peach said putting a hand on Mario's shoulder calming him down a little bit "you have some funny features for some humans" she said grabbing Mario's face he didn't know what to do getting flustered from being so close to a girl blushing a lot and apparently Luigi was talking to the Toad learning a lot about him Peach looked at Mario's covered eye "what happened to your eye?" Mario jumped "nothing important just did something stupid" he said but Luigi knew what really happened as Peach let Mario go "would you like to come back to the my kingdom at least so you can be ready to go back home?" Mario thought about it looking over at Luigi sighing and nodding Peach smiled "great come on its gonna take a while" and as the brothers followed the princess and walking mushroom man they noticed the kingdom far away Luigi was excited following closely with the princess Mario stayed back looking at the kingdom as the wind blew his hair around getting a little scared "are we really doing this" he whispered before hearing Luigi's voice calling him catching up to the others maybe this will be our future

#mario #luigi #mario bros #yes I know a lot of people made this au but I don't care #princess peach

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kuppaking · 1 year

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Gotta post about this because the movie kind of validated one of my long running headcanons / thoughts about Bowser and his obsession with Peach, and obviously this is something I thought long before the Movie because there are so many things in the Mario World in the gameverse that are just pretty much unexplained or kind of left up to the imagination. So. Why is Bowser in love with Peach ? Its not just because she's pretty and badass and he has good taste. ( Thank you Mario Movie for letting Peach kick that much ass on her own ) No its because he has some idea that they're alike / the same and that Peach is one of the only other creatures in the Mario World that would kind of "get it". Why you ask ? Because Peach and Bowser are alike in being kind of anomalies among the other characters and their kingdoms as far as we can tell. The Mario movie basically told us that Peach just turned up in the mushroom kingdom one day when she was a baby and they made her their princess as she grew up ( It's very heavily implied she's a human from Earth in the movieverse, but gameverse folks have been speculating she is in fact a special type of toad for a long time which would actually make perfect sense when you think about the fact she was always suppose to be native to the mushroom kingdom and she was originally called Princess Toadstool, but yeah, I digress ) In my headcanon Bowser has a similar story. He doesn't really know where he came from, he doesn't remember any kind of parents, all the knows is he was alone, lost, and Kamek found him, adopted him and eventually the Koopas made him their king. ( Although I believe Bowsers ascension to "the throne" and life with the Koopas was much less gentle and kindly than we saw with Peach and the Toads. )

Because even though Bowser may appear to be more of a Koopa than Peach may appear to be a Toad, there is a lot of things that make Bowser stand appart from the other Koopas, with Bowser appearing to be more of a dragon of some sort than a turtle like other Koopas. ( His size, his mass, his strength, his ability to literally breath fire, his resistance to lava / extreme heat, and a lot of anatomical dissimilarities in him and other Koopas ) and TBH, as far as I'm aware, the gameverse hasn't even explained this properly and the canon validity of what does exist to explain it is dicey and doesn't really make sense / is questionable at best.

But whether or not Bowsers an actual Koopa, a special mutated form of Koopa, or just something else entirely, it doesn't matter, he's "imprinted"�� on Peach as someone who is like him as something/someone who is inexplicitly "different" and who's inherent difference gifted them with a type of "superiority," literally being made rulers/leaders over the groups that adopted them and this has obviously become romantic infatuation. Long story short, anyway, and as I said I think this factors in with things in game canon as well. I think about the canon of Yoshi Island DS with this a lot too ━ where it claims that Bowser and Peach ( along with Mario, Luigi, DK, Wario and Yoshi ) are all considered "Star Children" which makes them special / extremely powerful in some way, but I have a whole other HC about how that particular game factors into my belief system about canon stuff surrounding Bowser, especially about the existence of Bowser Jr. So to save writing another post and to just NUT SHELL my thoughts on that, IMO, Bowser Jr is Bowser's past self who was never taken back to the past, and Bowser, feeling guilty about this, just adopted him as a son and I barely have to tweak anything in canon to make that believable thing based on the absolutely nothing we know about the origins of Bowser Jr or how he came to be a thing. But yeah, IN A NUTSHELL, anyway, because Yoshi Island DS also furthers the mystery of Present Bowser with the fact Past / baby Bowser is kidnapped from past Kamek, who we at least DO know is�� not biologically related to Bowser, so we still don't get any "insight" into where Bowser actually came from. All we know is that Kamek is Bowser's adopted mother / father-figure.

#⊰ ° ‧: ｡* ☆ 🔥 ━◞ Out Of Character ⊱#⊰ ° ‧: ｡* ☆ 🔥 ━◞ Headcanons ⊱#Headcanons #mario movie spoilers

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bubbelpop2 · 2 years

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MASSIVE CHARACTER LIST includes both characters i make content for often, and characters that i strictly own.

Most popular/recognizable:

Gross Spamton: He/Him/It

A version of spamton that I made. Here’s his f-list, full of lore of his relationship with Y/N and a full physical description, references, and his best moments/mentions in posts: [x]

Here’s his tag on my blog: [x] includes art and drabbles

He's Obsessive, Possesive, Desperate for your attention, and Pathetic.

The post that started it all

Addispam: @addispam usually He/Him, she/her sometimes

Belongs to my bf. i make a bunch of art of him and RP him sometimes.

Here’s his tag on my blog: [x]

I selfship him or ship him with gross spamton.

Christine: She/Her

Addispam’s hot pink car. I gijinka’d her, and now she’s his girlfriend.

Here’s her tag on my blog: [x]

A car shifter. Unlike transformers, the transformation is magical, and she turns into a robot-like 6ft tall big booba lady instead of a mecha.

Her creation inspired @addispam and @termandco to make more car girls.

Her origin RP: [x]

Sometimes I play her in an AU belonging to another character besides Addi or being entirely removed from anyones possesion

Randall G. Spamton: @addispam He/Him dumb/ass

Again not my character, belongs to my bf. Sometimes I RP him

I mostly selfship with him or simp for him. He’s an absolutely disgusting human spamton and I adore him so much

Here’s my tag for him on my blog: [x]

More Characters Under Cut

Vincent:

Smug, sly, confident. Asshole. Tall ginger doctor.

Grew up with nine sisters.

Physically abusive and alcoholic father, overbearing mother.

Was forced to become a doctor, wanted to be an engineer.

He’s a very good doctor, has a character arc of stereotypical assholish toxic masculinity guy to a bisexual disaster.

At one point had a physically abusive girlfriend.

In his original universe, He is the castle doctor/scientist

David:

Kind, gentlemanly older man.

Salt and pepper hair.

Can be mischievous and flirty when nobody's looking.

Caring.

In his original universe, he’s a butler. Was taken under the wing of the castle as a young man and trained in the art of upkeep.

Had a twin named “Daniel” that was scrapped.

Went ice skating as a kid.

Antonio:

Spanish prince in original universe

Spoiled, but not cruel.

He's the hot cheeto kid in modern AUs. Has emotionally negligent parents that throw money at him. He has no idea how to comfort people as a result and isn’t the best communicator. Very generous though.

He's compassionate, but also mildly gross. Believes in the five second rule. Pokes dead things with sticks. Is flirty.

Dahmin:

Wise, old dragon.

Ancient, has been collecting books for centuries.

He carved the stone in the mountain himself. He made an entire stone palace inside of a mountain over the course of centuries.

He used to be violent, and has been spending the remainder of his life making up for it by spreading wisdom when the opportunity arises.

Had a husband that died of the plague

Percy:

Shy, quiet.

He's the strong and silent type. Has pink hair. He always has his hood up, and doesn't look people in the eye. He's very strong.

He's the captain of the guard in the original universe.

He’s not aloof or mean he’s just actually very shy.

Physically abused by his dad, protected his younger brother.

can be very very very overprotective/demand to see phone/be invasive as a result of his upbringing

Josh:

Cruel, tsundere. Hates poor people. King's advisor, and the head of staff. Not above whipping disobedient Maids and Butlers.

literally the worst. i needed a villain and im horrible at them. here’s one i guess.

Peach: (used to be a gender swap of princess toadstool, but became much more than that. he’s far removed from the canon, so i consider him an oc)

A feminine prince, who dresses mostly in pink.

His kingdom is known for their farms, practice of majic, and hospitality.

He himself is strong, and has military training.

He's very tall, and can bench press a bear. He likes to bake.

Frederick

skates a lot. he/they.

“I identify as a whore.”

Dot-

Alcoholic toxic best friend with bpd

very supportive in most cases

tired

Handel Dip-

alcoholic, best friends with dot.

a whore.

cow boy

Western

--Gang/School--

Jebodiah- An upstanding member of the community. He's liked by most people in town, and has to deal with a lot of western villains. He spends most of his time helping people in town.

Samariah- Jeb's younger brother. Works at a train station, a southern gentleman. Takes off his hat for ladies.

Betty- A nice old woman that sells Jam. She's frequently the subject of a lot of villain shenanigans.

Mama- Jeb and Sam's mom. A very kind, but strict woman. Loving.

Paw- Jeb and Sam's late father.

Joshua- A farm boy, who sells his wares in town. He's shy, and doesn't talk much.

Jean-luc- Local librarian, old man.

Patrick- Catboy, that happens to be a cowboy. Brown hair, brown eyes. Tan.

A group of teenagers that pretend to be delinquents to feel cool. They do smoke weed, though. So I guess that's pretty cool.

--Super Heros--

Edward- Nerd. Blonde. Needs glasses. Has a ninties boy cut middle part. Decent with coding, pretends he can hack.

James- Wears sunglasses constantly. Acts like he knows everything. Stupid. Annoying voice. Has a pencil behind his ear.

Andrew- Black kid, very chubby. He's all around a nice guy, and is liked by most people. He's the leader of the group. His mom is nice. Came up with the idea of a tree house for the group

Daniel- A shy kid. He always wears a scarf, doesn't talk much. He's really into batman.

Ethan- Memelord supreme. Has short hair and freckles. Always carries a nerf gun on him. Lives on bang energy drinks.

--Villains--

Catboy Cowboy- Has a bright pink sparkly hat with cat ears on it. Wears similar bright pink clothing. Excellent at parkour and has a gun.

PunkFrog- Always wears light green colors. Has their hair died green. Can stick to walls, always wears a cute frog hat and frog rain boots. They/them. Has a green tazer.

Boom-

A pyrotechnic pyromaniac. Frizzled, charred hair. Soot everywhere. Has a flame thrower, and bombs. Likes to rob banks.

Supernatural

War- Punk. Leather jacket, sunglasses, dark red hair, red eyes, and sharp teeth. He goes to seedy bars looking for fights.

Famine- Skinny legend. Wears a lot of warm bomber jackets. Aviators, jeans. Always found at casinos, brothels, luxury hotels, and bdsm parties. Has a hunger for life. Does coke.

Death- A kind old man. He wears a turban, and many layers of robes. He has long, bony fingers. He's tan, with a grey beard, some small tattoos, and metallic skull pins hold his robe together. All of his clothes are dark grey, and his eyes are light grey. Speaks slowly, with purpose. Calming presence.

Pestilence- Has a burning hatred for humanity. Black eyes, rotting, and festering skin. Half of his teeth are exposed through a hole in his cheek. He smells like rotting flesh. Plants and animals rot and get sick when he's around.

Lust- A distinguished heaux. Purple hair in a curly bob, a beauty mark under his eye, hot pink irises, plump lips, and a fancy, prince-like purple, red, pink and gold outfit complete with a cape. Has a stuck up british accent. Sounds like most basic impressions of mettaton and grell sutcliffe.

This type of guardian, however, was taken from the mermaids, and modified to protect the eggs of land monsters. They're agile, and deadly. Many of them have horns and antlers, sharp teeth, and claws. Because of their cousins, the deep sea guardians, they can swim and hold their breath remarkably well, which they use for stealth at night.

Pitch: A pitcher plant. Feeds off cum. A.. penis fly trap, if you will.

Werewolf Boy- Tall, scruffy. Brown messy hair. Grey big floppy ears, big poofy tail. Hairy, only wears very tattered jeans. Can't speak. Howls. Very protective.

Alan- A mermaid. He doesn't talk much, he's pink and purple, has sharp teeth and claws, and will bring you raw fish as a gift.

Spider boy- disguises himself as a woman, with a very large poofy dress and a large sunhat to hide his face and hair. Wears gloves and long sleeved coats. He's purple, with purple hair, and is essentially a spider centaur.

Guardian- Guardians were a class of mermaid society. They were notoriously large, dangerous, and have many spines and sharp claws and teeth. Their purpose was to protect the communal egg den in mermaid cities, and protect the city itself if need be.

Guardian himself... was, at a young age while he was being trained to protect eggs, caught in a raid. All of the eggs and his friends were destroyed, and him, unable to cope, wandered into the forest to collect egg-shaped rocks, and dead eggs from nests, and keep them in a hole he dug in the ground. His mind blocks out a lot of the memories associated with that event. After a couple weeks he was found by a kind fire elemental, and taken in. He grows up to be a snarky and goth teenager, who is unmistakably punk and gay.

Bubble-

--Flora y Fauna--

Almost all characters listed here will be on a crew together at some point in their story.

So black, they appear as a photoshopped hole in reality. Most of the time, around as a vaguely humanoid form, dripping and oozing. When they're focused, they can shape shift into anyone and anything. They convert matter into the material they are made of, to make them bigger. and use physical activity to get rid of excess stored mass. They're a scientist, and are very sarcastic.

Ashley Valentine-

Small, blonde, pointy-eared engineer.

He's witty, sarcastic, has long hair, and has a flower growing from his scalp. He's condescending, but not mean. He's soft on the inside, and is now retired as a baker.

Ashley's uncle Rose-

Large, poofy, wavy hair. The fraternal twin brother of Ashley's mom. Sly, flirty. Bad uncle. Bad example. He's an alcoholic and he's very traditionally Floran. He runs a mafia.

Maude-

Feral wife of Ashley. She's dead. Red hair.

Marie- Maude's sister. Visits Ashley to check up on him. Red hair, poofy.

Dennis Owen Travers-

Smug car guy. He's been in quite a few illegal drag races, both on ground and in space. He's a big name in the underground crime community, and regularly ships illegal substances and weapons. He does heists, and spends most of his time in his ship, or in an underground den for a lot of shady people. He's also culturally taboo for a floran, and has his hair cut to expose his ears, and has piercings.

--Holiday cryptids/regular cryptids--

Blade-

A human badass drunken womanizer. A space pirate. Suave and sexy and good with guns. A fugitive, on the lam from the federation, who falsely pinned him for the destruction of an entire planet. Now he runs from station to station, stealing and trading goods. Had an abusive father, and no mother. No brothers. Has a tattoo down his spine, in Floran.

Curtis-

A tall black skinned imp with teal hair. Muscular. Quiet. When he speaks, it's to the point. Often found on space stations in bars or alleyways.

Baby bear-

An android that was created as a surrogate son for a scientist that lost his son. Insanely strong, can bend steel with his hands. About four years old. Has a bad memory. Runs on simple carbs and sugars. Eats honey.

Oliver-

Manic. A serial killer that blade met in prison. Very giggly and friendly.

Sickle-

A calm and calculated librarian. A member of a very intelligent but very passive species. Is unusually ruthless for his kind.

Cinnamon-

A ditsy and promiscuous well-meaning guy. He's a great spy. And a great actor.

Hermes-

A small nerdy and helpful intern. Doesn't talk much. Polyglot.

Alfred-

A fatherly and nervous overbearing old man. Knows a lot about magic. Knows a lot about the misdeeds of the federation. Tries to keep the crew alive.

Santa-

Big chunky guy with tattoos and cute round glasses. Dresses in modern clothes, only delivers presents to some people. Likes to dress in blue, very political. He does his best to make sure that poor people make it through the winter. Isn't happy about the fact that Christians took the holiday that worshipped him and made it into jesus's birthday. (Which isn't even on the 25th)

Tooth fairy-

He's actually a fae. He's a member of the bone fairy cult in the fae world, and got a reputation for buying people's teeth. People started a tradition of leaving their tooth under their pillow all on their own, but he doesn't take EVERY tooth under EVERY pillow, most of the time the parents do that. He DOES still buy teeth from people, though. He thinks it's both funny and stupid that people made a tradition because of his dealings. He's black, with bright green and teal and purple hair. He has moth wings that look like peacock coloring, legs that end in bird feet, thighs with feathers, and a bird tail that's shaped like a robin, but also colored like a peacock. He has a teeth necklace, teeth rings, and a small cat skull on his belt, along with various other small bones.

Snail man

- A man with glowing eyes that leaves pumpkins with drawings of snails on them on people's porches. He gives them to people in the street. Sometimes he steals them back. Sometimes he leaves drawings of snails, or sculptures. If you leave pumpkins out on your porch, he'll eat them. If you leave snails on your porch, he feeds them, and pets them, before leaving. For some reason, whenever you view footage of him or see him in real life, your eyes can't quite look at him. They automatically move away.

Van man-

At 4am, this man drives in an ice cream truck through densely populated areas. Not everyone can hear the sound of the tune. The people that can are strangely compelled to investigate. When they arrive to the truck, they don't sell ice cream. They sell various mundane objects with minor magical properties. They don't accept cash, they only accept items that the buyer has deemed to have equal personal value. Then they leave, without explaining.

--Mafia--

--My versions of Characters I play that aren't mine--

Chuck- A very short, and very angry man. Runs a small street gang that specializes in drug and weapons trafficking. Has a new yorker accent. Carries a bat.

Nick- old fashioned film noir detective. Fedora, trench coat, gruff demeanor. The seasoned ex-cop now turned Private eye after seeing the cruelty of the police force, sits in the back of a black and white diner, smoking and drinking from a flask, occasionally taking a sip of his black coffee as he has an internal monologue about the cruelty of the world. Has several old flames. Does better bringing criminals to justice than the police.

--Semi-sentient--

Alastor- Uncle vibes. Chaotic. Teaches a lot of life lessons through use of magic, instead of making deals with people automatically. Energetic.

Deltarune Grillby- A more bright version of grillby, far younger. He used to own a bar, but decided it wasn't for him. Instead, he has a nice wine cellar, and works at the grocery store he sold to sans.

Wheatley- Stupid idiot. Has a holographic body option that can be turned on.

Sans- Gross. Always wears the same dirty shirt. Smells like stale chips and body odor. He's very playful and funny, though, and tries his best to be a good brother. Depressed.

Papyrus- Wears crop tops all the time, dates mettaton. Also likes jokes, but doesn't like to admit it. Is actually pretty good at cooking when he's taught not to burn things and add things that are inedible.

Gaster- Tall, lanky. Doesn't quite look like a skeleton, so much as he looks deathly skinny. It's fine, though, that's just how he naturally looks. He wears robes and lab coats to hide his form.

Furry

Snoth- Snail moth, very fluffy, eats flour and shirts.

Mothcat- Very fluffy, eats dough, flour, and drapes.

Wom- A long, fuzzy worm that has stupid little black eyes, and soft spike-like protrusions on its back.

The De leon family, which ironically consists of chihuahuas

Mateo: good christian boy. in college

Ophelia: stoner lesbian

Isabella: loving tall wife. mommy dommy.

nicolas: short scruffy husband. a great dad. smokes with ophelia. supportive. loves his wife so much

Dr jayson Jyaren a psychologist that lives in the “bunny town” area of Unnamed Metropolis

Clyde, Bo, Daryl, Nini- they just kinda vibe. Office coworkers. Clyde can only make popping noises.

#shut up bubbz #bubbzwrites #character list #ashley valentine #gross spamton

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Ukiki, a recounting of success and failure.

I, Ukiki, write this recount on the final days of my service of Lord Bowser, banished atop the peak I once called my home. This is the story on how the Field Marshal of King Bowser’s entire military force became a forgotten relic of one of his most successful military campaigns yet.

After the successful acquisition of Princess “Peach” Toadstool, using my strategy to use the paintings in her castle as portals to the areas they depicted, King Bowser gave me and my younger brother Wakiki, whom I shall refer too as Kiks, the land of Tall Tall Mountain. As the names suggests, it’s a long climb to the peak. We fortified the position with every trick we could think of: Rolling Rocks Down steep inclines, precarious jumps, a Chuckya in a small arena surrounded by death on every side. It was perfect. From that perch, I oversaw the operations of the other battalions from across the painting lands, and assembled troops to each painting as they best fit.

When I had heard king bowser had twice been defeated at the hands of the head officer of Peach’s special forces, I was shocked, yet prepared to serve. Painting after painting, Mario, “The Jumpman”, cut off our supply lines and recollected the seized Power Stars, the spoils of war that powered the war machine. Pretty soon, we were left as the final painting on the floor. Wiggler in Tiny Huge Island had abandoned us, the MIPS brothers were captured and are still being kept in the basement of Peach’s castle, Koopa the Quick had entirely deserted from King Bowser’s ranks and Allie’s himself with the enemy.

The first line of defense was simple: Tall Tall Mountain’s Painting Portal was smaller than any other we had developed. The Jumpman ran passed it so many times before he saw the painting’s ripple. Once he entered, he began to take every star we had in collection, as well as enough coins to purchase a star from the Mushroom Kingdom black market. Pretty soon, the last star we had was the one kept in the Monkey Cage, designed by my brother, Wakkiki.

In the final battle of Tall Tall Mountain, we developed a marvelous plan. We allowed the leak of false information, about a Mystery of the Monkey Cage. As he climbed the mountain, The Jumpman noticed the cage suspended high in the air above an island in a river next to a waterfall, where my brother was stationed. Kiks knowingly allowed himself to be captured, where he was able to swipe the hat off of The Jumpman. Air support then, rather literally, rained fire upon Mario, as without his hat he was vulnerable. It was right here, on the cusp on our victory, everything went wrong.

The Jumpman was able to take out the Fly Guy we had stationed at Wakkiki’s location. He attempted to evade Mario, who had given chase. Kiks was captured again, the hat wrestled from my brother’s head after the plumber nearly choked him to death. I wish I could say the hat was it for him. But no. His fate was much worse. It was during my brother’s grisly demise that my anger and grief was paired with the curiosity of really was at the bottom of this mountain. Curiosity of how high up we actually were. Curiosity of why I decided to let Wakkiki operated so close to that Damned ledge.

In my anger, I sent everything we had against him. True to his name, everything was jumped over or jumped upon until he reached me at the mountain’s peak. I tried to evade him, get him to fall back down the mountain. However, I knew I was just stalling. I had no tricks. No troops. No chance. The Jumpman cornered me. Captured me. Made me relinquish the final star to him. The march of shame towards my genius brother’s cage was the longest march of my life, despite being a mere 10-20 paces away. The Star was his. I had lost.

Upon bowser’s final defeated and full retreat, Kamek informed me that I was banished, before she closed the painting portals. Leaving me alone with the handful of troops that still follow me, the memory of my failure… and the regrets of losing my brother. I had finally lost everything.

I was not stripped of my position, as Kamek explained that I would one day be called upon to act again, only when my counsel was needed. I know now that day will never come. I have received word of King Bowser leaving Kamella in command now. A fitting role. Leadership suits them. As for me… I will be standing on the peak of Tall Tall Mountian, gazing into the far distance as I watch the world curve just out of render distance. This mountain will be my tomb one day.

I stand alone for my failures, for my defeat… forever.

- Field Marshal Ukiki.

(Shoutout to Brian David Gilbert’s Unraveled for the idea of Ukiki in the military, which led to the dumbest thing I’ve ever written.)

#gaming #shitpost #art of war #super mario #mario 64 #fiction #brian david gilbert #fanfic

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toonjazzy · 11 months

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Listing things I liked and disliked about the Mario Movie cause I am bored

I think I was pretty neutral mostly. There was both good and bad shit. Please do not attack me- I will list what I disliked first so that when I list the good stuff, it’ll probably make you smile I hope-

Dislikes:

No accents. I get it was “explained”, but I still feel they were kinda bland. Even the cartoon had better voices :P

Chris Pratt Mario, so fucking weak-

Luigi barely having any screen time and spends most of it in a cage. I get it’s called The Mario Movie, but I really wanted to see more of Mario and Luigi being brothers

Mario never calling Luigi “Weege” like in Super Mario Adventures

Penguins were hardly even there...

LUIGI AND PEACH NEVER SWAP CLOTHES LIKE IN SUPER MARIO ADVENTURES-

Peaches...I am tired of fucking hearing that song on the internet. AND MY MOM HORRIBLY SINGING IT-

NO KOOPALINGS *SOBS*

Peach is fucking shorter. SHE IS LITERALLY CONFIRMED TO BE 6′1

Peach’s voice wasn’t doing it for me

Peach being animated weirdly

The story they gave Peach becoming a princess in my opinion made no sense

Peach missing her ponytail for some outfits

Peach having an axe instead of gun like in the Rabbids game. I REALLY WANTED HER TO HAVE A GUN-

No Peach Parasol ;-;

Peach having more of Daisy’s personality. AT LEAST MAKE HER ACT LIKE SPM PEACH OR SUPER MARIO ADVENTURES PEACH, SHE WAS MORE BADASS IN THOSE

The Bowser Peach wedding again. Bowser please, she doesn’t like you XD

Giving Peach a bland Wedding dress, you’d think Bowser would give her a fancy one! And my brother was disappointed that she didn’t say the line “And who picked this dress out? It's AWFUL!” like in SPM, he really wanted her to say it XD

Lumalee animated so weird-

Mario and Peach didn’t have enough adorable scenes together :’)

King Bob-omb got exploded *SOBS*

NO PMTOK REFERENCES- (JOKE! HUGE JOKE-)

Now what I actually liked :D :

Mario Bros Rap! MY BROTHER AND I STARTED RAPPING IT-

The original Toadstool cameo! (She had a way better voice than this Peach btw-)

PAULINE CAMEO

SHY GUYS!!!!!

BOWSER MY BELOVED

TOAD! I LOVED HIM SO MUCH!

PEACH FUCKING TOSSING MARIO, HAD ME DYING-

Mario’s zero to hero montage

THE 80′S SONGS THAT APPEARED

BOWSER

ALL THE MUSIC REFERENCES

INVERTED TRIANGLE CAMEO

DK RAP!!!! I legit screamed. I sat there rapping while my family was confused cause only I know the DK Rap-

THE FUCKING BLUE SHELL KOOPA! AND HE HAD WINGS LIKE THE ORIGINAL

LUDWIG VON KOOPA REFERENCE

Bowser playing piano

KAMEK DRESSED AS PEACH

Peach kicking everybody’s ass at the wedding

BOWSER

LEVEL COMPLETE, STIMMING WASN’T ENOUGH, I NEED TO EXPLODE! SUPER MARIO BROS 2 OVERWORLD THEME HAD ME IN TEARS SINCE PEOPLE FORGET ABOUT THAT ONE AND IT’S ONE OF MY FAVES

BOWSER BOWSER BOWSER BOWSER BOWSER BOWSER

Listen, I’ve loved Bowser since I was 8, don’t judge me-

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"Well, mom's the opposite of me. She drives normally, not like she's out to set the road on fire. I on the other hand to drive like that without literally setting the road on fire. The trail of flames just to look cool." She snaps her fingers making the flame trail vanish. "The police usually take longer to give up because this is the first time, I showed off what happens when I really go wild."

"Anyway, yeah, the weather is great." Shre stretches a bit. "Oh yeah, introductions are necessary. Anyway, I'm Brynhildr Solaria. Bryn for short since no need to say my full name."

“ Hehe! Definitely sounds a lot more fun that way, that’s for sure. “ Being the voice of reason as usual, princess. Still though, it WAS pretty sick... Maybe she should try to get a custom ride of her own, like that? That’d be a fun project. “ Must’ve scared the daylight out of ‘em with that little showing of yours, then. Nice work. “

Solaria...well, who would’ve thought? She actually has a daughter! ...Granted, she also has Aya, so...she has two daughters. Still though, this was a pleasant surprise. She’d hold her hand out for a casual hand shake “ Nice to meet ya, Bryn. Name’s Apricot...Apricot Toadstool. You can just call me Appy, though. Most of my friends do. “

#warriorsofcrimsonrealms #{cheerful royalty: ic}#{older!au}#{ask answered}

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wiihtigo · 3 years

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can you please do the geek for the send me a character thingy

First impression

its funny bcuz the sam and max cartoon was my first snm exposure and i went into it with literally no knowledge of sam and max at all like i hadnt seen them around the internet or anyone posting about them or ANYTHING but ummm i obviously picked up on that shes their daughter post haste.... i thought she was realy funny i love the straight man role in a comedy. also shes voiced by princess toadstool in the mario cartoon which is something i watcged as a kid so i recognized her voice :)

Impression now

LOVE GEEK SHES PRACTICALLY MY OC NOW i mean i inserted her into fallout as if shes a major character which shes not she only shows up in like half the episodes of a single season cartoon. i got too attached to my design ad visions of older geek. how did it come to this.

Favorite moment

in the final episode when they flashback to how sam and max met her and she was destroying her schools gym with a DIY black hole. shes crazy. shes twisted. shes a cycle path. also her agreeing instantly to two strangers asking her to live with them WHAT IS WRONG WITH HER

Idea for a story

i was writing something about geek picking up corn dogs from the store with sam and max. its more interesting than it sounds

Unpopular opinion

geek isnt a major enough character for anyone to have any controversial opinions about her. shes just there. also ive never seen anyone disagree ever that shes a lesbian

Favorite relationship

her with sam and max of course :) my funny animal dads who have become the burden on my life

Favorite headcanon

non binary she/they butch lesbian

#asks #i love geek i treat her like she had more screentime than she actually did

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Please tell me everything about your fungus peach theory in detail i'm legit extremely interested in hearing the entire thing

Oh nice I didn’t think anyone would be interested!! Ok so first of all... when I was a kid, I always thought it was kinda weird that Peach was a human and yet was the ruler of a kingdom comprised mostly of mushroom creatures and other species. Like, there ARE plenty of humans in the Mario Universe but given that we don’t know where they’re from and Mario and Luigi were retroactively “confirmed” not to be Mushroom Kingdom natives, but born in New Donk City, she seems to be the only human being to actively be born in the Mushroom Kingdom. Also, while she’s mostly referred to by her nickname, her full name WAS Princess Toadstool for a fairly long time, and she was even drawn as a mushroom person before it was established she was human!

Furthermore, Peach’s father, who never appears in the games, but did appear in western Mario comics, is also shown as a Toad-ish mushroom person.

Of course, this is all outdated Mario material and doesn’t exactly count as canon nowadays but I have a proposal: what if Peach isn’t a human at all, but merely an stage of a Toad’s natural development that regular Toads just don’t usually reach, kind of like all bees are born the same but queens are fed special honey to make them develop into a queen?

Now, this might sound like just baseless speculation but hear me out: Toads are almost identical to one another, varying only in the color of the spots on their caps. Sometimes you’ll encounter Toads with more memorable personalities and appearances but they all follow the “white cap, spots of a certain color” formula, except for a few, in which this is reversed, or they might even not have spots at all, having other kinds of patterns:

And different colored Toads have one thing in common: they have specific jobs! From the shopkeeper Toads from Mario Party, Princess Peach’s attendants Toadiko and Toadbert, her steward Toadsworth to Nintendo’s LINE mascot Kinopio-kun! Could it be that Toads are born color coded to perform a particular job? Which brings me to one Toad in particular...

Toadette! Toadette is an unique Toad in that, while some Toads share her color scheme like Toadiko pictured above (also of Toad!Princess Peach pictured above, but that’s probably just a coincidence) and other female Toads have hairstyles similar to hers, no other Toad has spotted pigtails like she does. She also seems to be close to Peach and to be a fairly respectable Toad, being the chief of construction in Super Mario Maker 2. Also, unlike any other Toad, Toadette has her own, very unusual quality. Upon collecting an item only she can use, she transforms into...

Peachette! Basically Toadette is able to turn into a clone of Peach. That’s right! What I’m getting to here is that certain Toads have the ability to “evolve” into Peach under certain circumstances! Now, we know that Peach has been a human-like baby, but let me go one step further: Peach has worn her crown since birth! In fact, the only time I can recall she appeared in Mario media without it, was in Super Mario Odyssey, where Bowser makes her wear Cappy’s sister as a tiara. Maybe it’s not the case nowadays that’s she’s an adult, but maybe, when she was first born, what gave her the power to maintain human form was her crown! In fact, if we go a little further... Toadette could very well be the next in line for the Mushroom Kingdom throne, if something happens to Peach! Of course, Toadette can’t maintain her human form for too long since she doesn’t wear the Super Crown all the time, but that doesn’t mean she couldn’t literally “grow into it” if she were to wear it for longer periods of time!

“OK I can buy that” I hear you say. “But what about the ‘Peach births Toads via spores’ thing?” this one is a little bit more of a stretch, I’ll admit, but Toads ARE implied to let out spores in at least one occasion and, keeping on with the queen bee analogy and taking on account Toads are almost all identical, especially in newer Mario media, what if her role as a princess included spawning Toads? Not as actively birthing them or anything, but maybe she just passively releases spores and they sprout out of the earth like Pikmin or something. Now... there’s nothing out there really supporting this theory, unlike the previous one... OR IS THERE?!

You know the famous Mama Peach scene in Super Mario Sunshine?

Anyway, people love to make “haha Peach cheated on Mario” jokes about this scene because Peach sincerely considers Bowser Jr. being her son but I don’t really buy into it because, even if Nintendo has made some risqué jokes in the Mario series in the past (Toadstool’s ??? from Super Mario RPG comes to mind), by the time Super Mario Sunshine came out they had already established the Mario series would be kid-friendly, not to mention that Peach having any sort of intimate relationship with Bowser would be out of character since she, y’know... hates the guy. But if you think about it, it doesn’t make sense she’d have a child she didn’t know about if she were a cis human woman. She’d have to carry that child somehow. So, why does Peach looks like she believes there’s a chance Bowser Jr. is indeed her son?

Well, if Peach was responsible for giving life to all Toads, it’d make sense she’d be a little confused about where other babies come from! She IS around Bowser a lot, given how often he kidnaps her. Maybe she thinks she somehow could be responsible for Bowser Jr.’s birth if she happened to accidentally release spores in Bowser World or near Koopa shells or something.

Anyway that’s how far I’ve gone! I haven’t played every single Mario game there is so there might be some stuff I’ve overlooked but this will have to do by now because my cats just tipped their water bowl over and my bedroom is flooded and I’m seriously pissed off

#answers #kritzels-main #anonymous #super mario #peach #toadette #it’s more like an old pressure cooker pan filled with water #long post

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tomb-bloom-noctem · 3 years

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I didn't really care for the setting on Mewni. The people under the Butterfly family rule weren't really likable or memorable and it felt they were poor(?) in medieval ages I think. I feel like if they were a bit modern but no too much like Amphibia, Owl House, or even Nexo Knights it would be a bit better. Plus, there could have had citizens that didn't agree that only the royal family should be the only ones to wield magic since they kinda bear the bulk of whatever's inflicted on them by it.

Mewni was somewhat of a let down, it was pretty plain. Maybe if they balanced Earth with Mewni a bit better it wouldn't have felt as lame. Or maybe fleshed Mewni out more at least.

Personally I don't really mind the medieval vibe but I don't love the way the people were clearly poor and struggling. Granted they were pretty unrememberable and jerks but I still don't love that they're in poverty. Particularly when River got left in charge and all he does is...throw parties. Instead of...oh I don't know. Being a good King. Gah.

I think the medieval theme certainly could have been better, if the Butterfly family bothered to care more. Like if there was better buildings, plant life, less of all those neutral colors and similar simple buildings, Mewni may have felt more....Magical!!! Amphibia and Owl House (sorry I'm not familiar with Nexo Knights 😅) feel waaaay more magical in their perspective worlds due to the variety, the colors, the oddities, it all adds up to literally feeling like another world as it should! Mewni for some reason I think drew too close to "what we already picture the medieval times to look like" if that makes sense. Perhaps that was intentional since they kinda toyed with "Mewmins are humans!" But then they never really followed with that. (Though let's be real we all know basically every plot point EXCEPT STARCO was dropped. Laaaame.) Like, if it had been intentional it could have been an interesting way to sorta "show not tell" prior to the reveal that humans and Mewmins are the same, by having some similarities in both worlds. Yet.....nah we got nothing.

And I do agree with your final point it would have been nice to see some of the citizens being more, you know, fleshed out. Feeling like real people. Seriously why ARE the Butterfly family the only ones allowed to learn magic? Did the show honestly ever even answer that? Idk, my memory is gone, crushed underneath that pile of Wasted Potential. There definitely could have been waaaaay more variety in the regular Mewmin folks that could have made them way more interesting and worth remembering. Owl House does this really well but I think Amphibia is kinda the king here. Mayor Toadstool, Toadie, Wally, Maddie, Ginger, Rosemary, Lavender, Mr. Flour, Sadie Croaker, Loggle, Duckweed, Stumpy, Ivy, Sylvia, Felicia, on and on. Characters who are only side or background characters and yet I know their names, their stories, their personalities, and more. And we could have had that for Star but no! Imagine if Star regularly snuck out into the village (like Jasmine from Aladdin only Star doesn't hide jer identity) and so we had tons of background characters who knew her not just as Princess Star Butterfly but also just for her. And then we get scenes with Star introducing Marco to the people! Even scenes where the roles are reversed now where Marco is the stranger from another world, living among Star and her peers! Having to learn about her world and the people in it! Gaaah that could've been so cool!

Unfortunately, like everything else of any potential in Star Vs the Forces of Evil, we were robbed.

#tomb talks #sorry #long post #svtfoe #star vs the forces of evil #rambling

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heyyy, eonia. i’m reid, i’m twenty-three, still can’t read, and all i know about pjo is that it fucking rocks and the protag has the same learning disabilities that i do! also, i picked hypnos for this punk mainly to be mean to him and because in the hades game hypnos bullies me every time i die and i’m kiiiinda into it. hmu on discord one on one for the best plotting experience, but i’ll be around plenty to bug y’all in the gc too. you can read about bastard boy number one right here and under the cut we’ll get down to business.

⟨ ELLIOT FLETCHER. TRANS MALE. HE/HIM. ⟩ though the mist might prevent some from seeing it, AXEL EVERETT is actually a descendent of H Y P N O S. it’s still a question of whether or not the TWENTY-TWO year old VIDEO GAME DEVELOPMENT & COMBAT TACTICS MAJOR from BROOKLYN, USA has taken after their godly parent completely, but the demigod is still known to be quite WITTY & SELF-DEPRICATING.

be advised, axel’s a pretty heavy character. i’m gonna keep it brief for the bio & need-to-knows, tag around the parts with bold applicable triggers so you can skip around as needed, and tag this post accordingly, but just let me know if i miss anything and i’ll fix it & be safe reading. godspeed and i apologize in advance for bringing you all my personal punching bag as my first muse.

the main triggers that are gonna come up are: parental abuse, alcoholism * major, mentions of bullying, drowning * major, religious trauma, and drug abuse with some harder drugs ( particularly, weed, pills and cocaine / nothing with needles. )

general stats.

— full name , axel harley everett. — nicknames/alias , axe, ax, wolverine jr, tyler durden jr, trouble, Who? - every professor he’s ever had. — house, hypnos and mad about it. — age, 22, as of today. also mad about it. — gender, trans male. — pronouns, he/him. — sexual orientation, bisexual with a somewhat heavy masc lean. — d.o.b, january 1st, 1999. ( generally unknown to anyone but maybe siblings, he will probably lie and say Nobody Knows... I Just Am unless he really fucks with you. ) — hometown,

phys.

— height, 5′0ft even. furious about it. — eyes, brown. — hair, brown. — face claim, elliot fletcher.

misc.

— zodiac, capricorn. — alignment, chaotic good. — character inspo, lip gallagher, steve rogers ( young ), ellie from tlou1, logan howlett, stiles stilinski ( if anyone says shit i will scream ), probably someone from euphoria but i’m too scared to watch that, peter parker ( andrew garfield ), shinsou hitoshi, finn mertens, marceline the vampire queen, dipper pines, this is all over the place but it’s there. — most played spotify songs, passion for publication by anarbor, sober haha jk unless by hospital bracelet, nobody by mitski, class of 2013 by mitski, king princess’ cover of monster from adventure time, way too much phoebe bridgers, in love or whatever by future teens, and the entire front bottoms discography but especially in sickness & in flames with the hard way & bus beat well at the top of his loop. — aesthetics, bloody knuckles, left open and tipped over prescription bottles, walking on the carpet with socks to get that tingly feeling, skateboarding inside, dozing off at the bar, tangled legs in messy sheets, ten pillows on a twin sized mattress, laying down in the shower, brian sella’s cracky singing voice.

bio.

— axel was born and raised in brooklyn, new york, and he was claimed at thirteen, on his thirteenth birthday, by hypnos. — the day he was claimed, axel ceased contact with his human mother and his step-dad, and he attended a camp for half-bloods that wasn’t far from home. he spent his adolescence there year round for safety from monsters at home and abroad, then moved on to eonia. — ( parental abuse tw, drowning tw begin ) i don’t want to be too graphic here so i’m going to plainly say that axel’s mother was a very, very bad person, and the man she married was absent at his best, physically abusive at worst. axel’s powers ( hypnokinesis, namely ) were potent and difficult to control at a young age, and as a deeply religious catholic woman, this scared his mother and influenced most of the animosity in their relationship. she was convinced that the defensive visions he created and his ability to put her to sleep ( an attempt to help her, on his end; insomnia plagued her and later, it would him, too ) were of demonic origin, and tried to drown him more than once; cleansing, she claimed. the worst instance was the day he was claimed, actually — new years day, 2012; his life was saved by hypnos, and that was the last he saw of her. ( parental abuse tw, drowning tw end. ) — that said, he’s a little ( very ) hydrophobic. poseidon kids do NOT fucking interact ( i’m kidding. kind of. he Will avoid a little though ) — anyway! moving on. all of this aside, axel did his best to put his past behind him, and he was actually super stoked to learn that his powers came from somewhere good and that there was places out there for kids like him; to learn he wasn’t any kind of monster. ( still working on believing that, though.. marcelines monster.mp3 right here ) — he’s less stoked when he starts having trouble falling asleep, and really, it feels like a more cruel twist than any other fate has thrown at him ( his upbringing was chock full of mean twists, so that’s saying something ); and really, it’s more like insomnia just full on kicks in, but he can put other people to sleep. great, right? whatever, though — combat classes are kickass and he’s surrounded by babes that think he’s hilarious so things could be totally, way worse. — ( bullying tw (brief) ) for the most part, axel was pretty well liked among his peers. he was bullied as a young kid (pre-claim), but he bit back and he bit back hard, and sure, some of that followed him into his teen years but he’s more confident by then; less fun to poke at, and absolutely unhinged when provoked, so people learn better of it. the only real lasting effect was one instant that hit him a little too deep in the inferiority, when he was seventeen — he fell in love with a girl, told her that, and found himself at the end of a very mean spirited prank. he shook it off like he did anything else, or at least — he told himself he did, even if the hurt hit him somewhere a little too deep rooted ( ie. being god’s most unlovable son would naturally land him here, right? ) love’s kinda stupid anyways, so what the hell, right? (bullying tw end.)

— ( alcoholism tw, drug use tw begin ) this is already obscenely long so i’m just going to keep it to the point here and say he began drinking when he was sneaking booze in to camp at fifteen, and it just never stopped there. he’s also a massive stoner, which is all well, harmless and good for the most part; he’s always grinning, half-lidded, and has a room full of smoke at any given time. it’s the pills that do him in, and he did them at first just so he could get some shut eye, and... well. after that, because he’s dependent on them. but he keeps this part under wraps for the most part; it doesn’t have to be anyone’s problem but his, and it’s not a problem until it is one. partying’s fun, so is coke; so is taking a few too many xan’s, mdma. ( alcoholism tw, drug use tw end )

FUN FACTS!!!

— i swear he is not as doom and gloom as he sounds from the bio, and yeah, writing that made me so sad i feel like we absolutely must hone in on the fun and cute things about him!?! — he loves dnd. he can talk about it for HOURS and if you let him, he absolutely will. — adventure time makes him cry. he’s a baby don’t let him fool you. — very into cryptids, aliens, horror stories, conspiracy theories, in love with ryan from watcher, wanna be shane medej. — he loves to draw! the one thing he loves about his power is what it’s done for his imagination, and sure, he mostly draws horror things, but it’s why he went into video game development. he wants to be a concept artist. — his double major is in combat tactics because he loves fighting. he thinks it’s so fun. he’s a little nuts, actually — i mean, get hit in the face and come up grinning. all he’s ever wanted is to run a fight club and be the shortest, baddest little bitch on the planet. — he tends to nod off in weird places because he doesn’t sleep enough at night, which is sad, but; he can seriously fall asleep anywhere. standing up, in a tree, you name it. — he’s a hobby musician! he loves singing and playing guitar. — he’s a huge flirt. — loves to scare people. he’s harmless, though. like, honestly. he might make you think you’re seeing a walking toadstool but he’ll probably apologize later. — he’s very much a singing in the shower type? — clothes thief. friends and significant others beware. — actually, just kind of a thief? but of weird, little things. like, just the left shoe. puts them in a little corner in his room that he has set up like an exhibit. “things you thought you lost lol” is written on the whiteboard on the wall above it. he likes collecting rocks too. he’s a little freak!! — he’s better at the memory retrieval part of his power than the rest. naturally, as this mostly applies for other people.

WANTED CONNECTIONS. im literally so tired of hearing myself talk...

friends/squad. self explanatory!!! he’s friendly, a class clown, and a loyal friend through and through; he’s also adaptable, and his demeanor is very relaxed and inviting. he’s probably gonna have 2-3 people that he’s really close with, and he’d do quite literally anything for them. seriously, don’t tempt him. a best friend. so this is kind of vague but. i’d really love for him to have one person that is just a tier above the rest? they’d know things about him that are like pulling teeth to find out ( aka, anything deeper than his most recommended podcasts and loudmouth opinions on non important things ), someone who will call him on his shit, and maybe take care of his stupid little self when he gets too fucked up, because they’d be someone he trusts enough to let them. enemies? he probably gets along with most people until given a reason not to? but he is a loud mouth and if one of his friends gets into drama, he will stick his nose where it doesn’t belong and he will throw hands, so it could happen.

harmless rivalries. maybe even steamy ones. he’s a little shit and he likes banter so, so, so much? if given the opportunity and if someone rubs him a certain type of way, he’s so not above being a menace, although never super maliciously. just, you know, annoying the shit out of them on purpose, for fun. he’s also not above blowing a few kisses their way.

current hookups. self explanatory too. he’s a little harlot. HFBHVFNJ. it’s gonna be kinda hard to go beyond sex with him because he’s very deep in his own insecurity but he does catch feelings, he’s just mad about it when he does. i’m mostly gonna go off chem for that though! an ex. could be on friendly terms? but, it should be noted that he could’ve ghosted someone too; or pulled from the relationship when things got serious and he couldn’t choke out that ‘i love you’, even if he felt it. worse, if he did choke it out, but they didn’t feel the same way. siblings. hypnos kids he is gonna be so protective of all of u... family is hard for axel, i’m ngl, but he really wants one is the tragedy of it all, i guess? so he just really wants to be a good brother. he thinks hypnos is kind of a dick for making him but he tries not to fault him for his existence. fuck u dad i dont wanna be alive feels a little unfair. HDBHFDSJ. anyways he’s a good brother even if he is absolutely so reckless and terrifying in regards to himself but his siblings. his siblings he will do anything for. ALSO!!! FOUND FAMILY!!!! it would be kinda nice if he bonded with someone a little older maybe, could be outside of the hypnos house even, someone he’s kind of a bratty-little-brother type with.... or bratty older brother that takes your things and makes you laugh, y’know.

PERSONALITY. just tacking this part of the app on at the end too to highlight parts that i think are important for understanding who he is, and just so it’s all in one place!

toothy grins, half-lidded eyes, and keepin’ them laughing is what it’s all about, baby. axel walks with more confidence in his posture than he’s earned ( or claimed, for that matter ), and it’s the backbone of what gets him by. he’s a glowing example of the fake it ‘til you make it mentality, and he knows what he wants, usually how to get it, and doesn’t mind letting you know that. there’s an ever present mischievous glint in his eyes that says more about what to expect from him than he does, and that’s still not much? he likes to have fun, and there isn’t a whole lot of regard for righteousness or responsibility on his end, but hey! it’s usually only ever at his own expense, so what’s the damage? he’s an absolute clown and he knows it.

axel loves people. he does — you might not guess that with how elusive he is, but it’s true. there’s nothing he likes more than a good conversation with someone interesting, or maybe not even then; if there’s a sparkle in you, he’ll see it. ( might even draw it, not that you’d ever know. ) he’s warm, loyal, compassionate, relaxed, and understanding; and none of that is at the cost of being passive, or lacking passion.

as long as the vibes are right, he’s happy to just be; though, he’s known to have a fuse for certain provocations, and will jump readily at chance to fight in someone else’s honor. also, it’s not unlike him to spar for the sake of sparring; but that’s all in good fun, no worries.

there’s no way to sugarcoat it — axel has an inferiority complex. where that stems from is something he’s more self-aware of than he’s willing to admit, but he doesn’t have the patience or the will to dissect it; much less do anything about it, and he’s as bull-headed as they come — especially regarding anything related to the psyche. how much this impacts his demeanor and relationships with others varies on the situation, but one constant is that he’s going to retreat before things get bad; even if ‘things are getting bad’ exists only as his own paranoia-born hypothetical.

things can’t go bad if you don’t let them, and he’s content to keep it that way; even if it means being stuck in the stasis of missed opportunities. it’s when he’s retreating into himself that he can get irritable, anxious, jumpy; secretive, defensive, even. he’s personable until he isn’t, essentially.

#euintro #ik elliots like 5'7 but i've never let this kid be taller than me and i will not start now #parental abuse tw #bullying tw #drug use tw #alcoholism tw #drowning tw #religious trauma tw #jesus christ whats wrong with me #anyway who wants him #Because I Dont #anyway im not fucking proofreading it JBFGHBFJFBDJSKNMA im so sorry this is a monster in length

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Fanfic Progress Update 58

Hi<3 Time to do a Fanfic Progress Update, as is the done thing on Saturdays. Stay tuned to the end of this post for a spoiler-y glimpse into the next chapter of Adventure gone Mini AND a new exciting Hazbin oneshot!

Current WIPs:

Adventure gone Mini

Fandom: Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild / The Minish Cap

Summary: Sidon is given his very own Sheikah Slate, the first replica Purah has managed to make, and sets out to travel with Link with the intention of registering warp points for convenient travel in the future. However, when a malfunction shrinks them down to the size of bugs, and they meet little people called the Minish, they have to change their plans from “fun adventuring” to “getting out of this mess”. Not that those two have to exclude one another. Link/Sidon.

Progress: Chapter 36 is the current latest chapter and was posted on 18th of March. Chapter 37 is finished and will be posted on 8th of April. Chapter 38 hasn’t been started.

I post a new chapter every three weeks on Wednesdays. These updates always include a sneak-peek for the next chapter, slowly getting longer over the three weeks waiting period.

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That month of the year

Fandom: Hazbin Hotel

Summary: Every year, for a single month, the Radio Demon gets… emotional. His antlers are in velvet and he’s pumped full of hormones that make him behave quite unlike himself: suddenly, everywhere he looks, instead of seeing fellow demons all he sees are helpless little fawns that nobody is taking a proper care of! Solution? Adopt them.

Husk, Niffty, Camille, Honey, and the rest of the older Fawns put up with their Mom/Dad’s nonsense every year, but this time there’s a new, rotten apple in their midst and they have to protect Alastor from this crook. Without Alastor knowing about it. As Husk likes to put it: “This is fucking bullshit. …I mean fudgy nonsense.”

(Crack taken seriously. Gen)

Progress: The first two chapters are finished (with some heavy editing still required for the second one). The third chapter has been started. I want to have at least three chapters written before posting anything, preferably more than that because I don’t know how long this fic is gonna be. I can tell it’s longer than the originally planned five chapters tho, since we’ve barely gotten the ball rolling with the first two chapters!

This fic is co-authored by Maximillian!

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Hah! Our afterlife is the most hilarious bushwa, dearest

Fandom: Hazbin Hotel

Summary: This is not a stand-alone story! This is a oneshot/drabble collection in the universe of “Shit, the Radio Demon is a part of my afterlife”. Read the main story before bothering with this one.

I decided to give my readers a chance to throw Radiohusk prompts at me, and had the Afterlife-verse as an option to set the stories in. Everyone liked that, so this fic is now a thing. Enjoy the extra mischief from these two dorks!

Progress: Chapter 9 is the current latest chapter and was posted on 27th of March. Chapter 10 is about 2/3 done and is scheduled for 10th of April (Friday). This story will have at least seven more chapters, but who even knows at this point. Additional prompts are not accepted at this moment.

This fic receives a new chapter every Tuesday and Friday, unless something comes up. I’ll post a sneak-peek for Tuesday’s chapter on these updates, and one for Friday’s chapter in a separate post on Wednesday.

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What boundaries?

Fandom: Hazbin Hotel Summary: It was a fact that Alastor was incapable of existing in the same room – or even the same house – as Husk without initiating some form of physical contact on a constant basis. Husk swore it wasn't what it fucking looked like. Too bad nobody ever believed him. Alastor actively stroking his chest fur as he made the claim probably didn't help his case. Progress: Hey it’s a new thing! This is a very long oneshot (6000 words so far, and still missing a bit) that I’ve been randomly working on all week instead of writing the things I should have been writing! : D But that’s fine, this is almost finished now and I’m going to get this done and posted by 7th of April (Tuesday). ...Is this Radiohusk, you ask? Hehe, you’ll have to read and find out~ And look! There’s a sneak-peek for this at the end of this post! ;)

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Other WIPs I’m not currently working on but intend to get back to someday:

PoE Drabbles (Pillars of Eternity)

DC Drabbles (Justice League)

Diaphanous Relations (Forgotten Realms, R.A. Salvatore’s books)

Rolling with it (Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild)

Possibly worth staying for (She-Ra and the Princesses of Power)

Experiment in Romance (Hazbin Hotel)

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That’s it for the WIPs! Here is the promised sneak-peek into Adventure gone Mini and What boundaries? (Note: the text may end up slightly different in the fic itself due to more editing happening before publishing). Enjoy!

Mini

Misteri led the two of them through the Toadstool Town, as it was called. The town wasn't very large, especially compared to the capital, which was the last city they had been to, but she used the little time it took for them to walk to the town hall to animatedly talk about her home. She explained how they, indeed, used magic to keep the toadstools preserved, and in some cases even alive if it was known that the building would need more space in the future – the Minish who wanted large families would start with a small house and then let it grow bigger as they had more children. It was very fascinating and practical, and Sidon looked like he wanted to stop and observe the growth with his own two eyes, as silly as that was. Also, turned out that the local Minish were called Mist Minish, while the "regular" ones were Forest Minish. Rumor had it there were Mountain Minish around the mountains, and Field Minish in the Hyrule Fields. Misteri didn't know if there were Desert Minish in the Gerudo lands, Water Minish in the Zora Kingdom, Jungle Minish in the Faron region, and maybe some specific kind of Minish around the Hylian and Sheikah towns, but assumed it to be so. Link suddenly felt like their mini adventure was woefully inadequate now, since there was so much more to the Minish world to be seen all over Hyrule. He wanted to explore all of it one day. Maybe with Sidon, maybe with Zelda, maybe with both. It didn't seem like he was going to be running out of adventures anytime soon. Good. They arrived to the town hall before they could get too deep into their speculations, which may have been for the best. Said hall was very small. In fact, it seemed more like a-

"Welcome to my home!" Misteri said, arms wide and a smile on her face. Yep, that's what Link thought. "We don't actually have a set town hall as there really isn't that much of a need for one. It's just the home of however is in charge, and that's been me for the last few years. Make yourselves comfortable; I'll prepare the dinner!"

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What boundaries?

Husk should have known this would fucking happen. Honestly, he couldn't believe he hadn't seen this coming, because this was a fucking inevitability.

What was "this", one might ask? "This" was Alastor hanging onto his person every fucking time they were in the same room for literally any amount of time. This very moment was a prime example of the phenomenon. Alastor and Charlie had entered the lobby together, discussing something or another about the hotel's development. They had walked over to the window that had a view of the hotel's front yard and stopped there to continue their discussion. Husk, at the time, had been at the bar counter, as per usual. But within the first five minutes of the pair's appearance he suddenly found himself no longer leaning against the counter and making cherry blossom strings out of the paper packagings the plastic straws were wrapped in, but instead he was between Alastor and Charlie, with Alastor's arm around his shoulders and his pointy nose nuzzling his cheek while the guy continued the conversation like nothing was amiss.

He had to give Alastor some measure of credit: they had been at the hotel for three entire days now and this hadn't happened in front of company until right then. His summoning here not counting.

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That’s it this time. See you next Saturday!

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