#off a cliff 💀

[thatdeadaquarius]

Imagine everyone in genshin could physically see when you lag. Collecting some sunsettia then my ping sky rockets to 999 and im frozen for a good minute in the middle of doing an attack 😭

SOB bro ive gotten caught in some DOWNRIGHT SILLY lags before- i would pass away if they saw that

Esp since i get them stuck then just start laughing my ass off 💀

This gif took me out this is so funny 😭 i had to put it here LMAO

I accidentally made Venti jump on top of a Aranara house when I was first exploring Sumeru and did that "flying in the air/jumpin down pose" but just. Through a palm leaf, he's just fluttering in the wind it was painfully ironic 😭

BRO

BRO

Bro.

What if u were isekaied to Genshin but it still has game rules, and so now ur like a character too,

SO U CAN ALSO LAGGGG STOPPP 😭😭😭

I would constantly be omw to the Backrooms 💀

Glitching thru magic shit bc im inpatient and wanna hurry (lagged myself thru some domain steps once)

OH MY GOD-

IF THEYRE AWARE

OF EVEN JUST YOU LAGGING THEIR BODIES

DUDE 😭

So this is unrelated to lag shit, but Ive just done so much silly ass things in game that they would find just as funny or dumb 💀

♤

So, When i first started Genshin I was on some Shit.

I had only rlly played one or two open world games before, and even then not for a long time, so I just like did the stupidest things

I was fighting in those early domains in Mondstadt right, and I had just gotten to the cutscene with Lisa and Traveler, I think thats all who were there

And I had just finished the last battle in the chamber, so I had just deployed Baron Bunny from Amber but killed the monsters before it could go off-

SO IN THE MIDDLE OF LISA TALKING- JUST AN EXPLOSION HAPPENS STAGE LEFT OFF SCREEN AND INTERUPTS HER LMFAO

I LITERALLY APOLOGIZED TO LISA I WAS CRYING LAUGHING SO HARD

(no pls dont make her aware of that for me she would bully me forever)

I FELT LIKE I WAS JUST CAUSING THESE CHARACTERS PROBLEMS RIGHT OFF THE BAT LMAO

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And I also didnt know about boss monsters yet (i didnt watch anyone play genshin/know where or what they were lol goin in blindfolded essentially)

So im running around Mond. and I start fighting a Cryo whopperflower for a little while, im not high level yet, and deadass MID SWORD SWING-

I GLITCH THRU A TINY CRACK IN THE ROCKS BC ITS OPEN ON THE TOP RIGHT??!! SO IT WAS JUST SOLID GROUND TO ME AND IM JUST FALLING-??!!

AND THEN I LAND MY ASS THE GIANT CRYO FLOWER REGISVINE AND I STG IT LAGGED AND WAITED FOR A MINUTE BEFORE IT STARTED MOVING LIKE IT WAS CONFUSED TOO-

AND ITS LEVEL IS LIKE IN THE RED

AND THE FALL KILLED AETHER (which I also didnt know could happen 😭TRAUMA) SO I JUST SUDDENLY HAVE AMBER OUT- !!??

BRO THAT WHOLE SITUATION MADE ME THINK I HAD ANGERED THE TINY FLOWER SO BAD IT JUST BECAME HUGE-

I WAS LITERALLY SCREAMING AT MY SCREEN "AMBER FUCK RUNNNN OH GOD AETHER'S DEAD???!! "

BC I WAS LIKE LEVEL 14 VS. ITS LEVEL 36

Talk about an all-knowing creator god 😭😭

Thatd be so embarassing if they remembered that 💀 aether would literally bring it up all the time to get to me

AMBER WOULD PITY ME AND HAVE SYMPATHEY NOO

♧

Then later on in Liyue, theres a chest underneath these guard statues hidden by a bush right? And one of those Geoculus star things too, and i have my compass out trying to find all the Geoculuses(?)

And Im like, " ok towards the statue??"

THEN I JUST PLUMMET- AND I IMMEDIATELY INSTINCTIVELY LIKE, SO HEARTBROKEN AND DISTRESSED SOUNDING "nOPLEASENOTAGAIN- oh, ohhh my godd" my heart was racinggg i literally sighed and I sat there for a minute breathin heavy 😭😭

My team wouldve had a heart attack and field day with me doin shit like that, theyd be like

"This our god? This you?"

Aether has so much blackmail on me 🥲

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If I had a mora for everytime I fell on a boss monster in Genshin Impact, I would have 3 mora.

Which isn't a lot of mora, but it's weird that it happened three times.

Cheers,

💀♒️

(we updated the logo bc im stupid and didnt realize i couldve been typing that the whole time)

♡the beloveds♡

Srry figure it was close enough id tag yall anyway

@karmawonders / @0rah-s / @randomnatics / @glxssynarvi / @nexylaza / @genshin-impacts-me / @wholesomey-artist

[harrowharksoup]

It should be illegal to put sentences like these in the same book and every day I thank Tamsyn for my life 😭

[zappedbyzabka]

And Nick was kinda right.

[saturnniidae]

I'm rewatching trollhunters and just got to 3x7, and it never fails to make me emotional. Like, the opening flashback of Merlin making the amulet (especially the scene of Morgan's hand sinking into the cauldron. it's amazing, actually),

And all the parallels!

Angor Rot convincing Gunmar to let Draal live because what he said reminded him of his time obeying Strickler, Draal saying "don't make it weird" when he offered Jim a hand up just like when Jim first spared Draal after their fight,

AND MY FAVORITE ONE: the parallel to Kanjagar's death, with his son dying in the same pose as his father as he falls off a ledge, presumably smashing into pieces on the ground. It's just so ajdjsjsnfi

[godnectar]

yan dilf better be ready bc im lurking and im stalking and his ass will be mine, im talking wet sloppy drooling hardcore backshots for him :3

y'all– please leave my man alone 😔😔 he's only in his 40s and already scared of these asks 😭

[yioh]

monthly existential vent post incoming lol guys i so desperately wish i had normal people problems … why can’t i be fussing over my turbulent love life or something why instead do my problems consist of the very soul consuming existential dread whilst i lay on my bedroom floor thinking about to what extent is life meant to be enjoyed and to what extent is it meant to be survived … why does every choice i am given make me feel like all the options are the wrong answer and i’ll always be sick tired absolutely depressed :!!2;&:@,@/£:& everything … feels so empty it makes me wanna cry so bad i always thought being alive was amazing and incredible and there was SO MUCH fun things to do but now all of a sudden . no matter how much i try everything feels like the colour and life has been drained out

[demonsfate]

And some people think Jin's gonna lose.

[padfootastic]

The Death Eaters get a glimpse of the duality of Sirius, where they watched Sirius inflict some serious damage on the battlefield and Mulciber distinctly recalls seeing Sirius attempt to kill Rodolphus (before Bella said to please not murder her husband and then there was a very awkward family dinner later) but also his cousin is forcing him to spend time with her. He’s simultaneously one of the biggest threats on the battlefield and a younger cousin causing mayhem. Rookwood recalls Sirius legitimately attempt to take his head off, and now Bellatrix (also unhinged and showing a whole new side of her) is dragging him around and telling the Death Eaters to be nice to her baby cousin who has done no wrong ever

😭😭😭😭😭

anon, friend, please. ur too good. (atleast give me a name i can use for you? i’m floundering here)

there’s so much about this i love but the absolute first thing that comes to mind is this:

james & reg have a very tentative, very delicate alliance that hinged entirely on keeping sirius safe. they don’t like each other but they love sirius and so, he’s their priority.

however, james and bella share the most baffling relationship because both of them have seen him do the most ruthless, fucked up shit and they will still go around proclaiming he’s the absolute best and butter wouldn’t melt in his mouth.

[minibuilder777]

killing myself in front of them to forever change the trajectory of their lives

[soov-archived]

there's no way foreigners are mad only because one of brazil's players danced in celebration after scoring a goal 💀💀

[myfriendtheghost]

Gifs pls

I apologize for the delay bestie I have been literally crying and praying for the last hour and I am ✨rather emotionally and physically drained✨ so I’m about to go to bed, but I will whip some up tomorrow if I have the time 👀 I rly wanna gif the parts with him and Danny lmao 😭

[thehalfbloodfreak]

I keep forgetting I don’t have the paraglider yet in totk… sorry Link..

[godnectar]

daddyyyy 🐺🐺🐺

I'll never forget about this moment it's so cute 😇

Submissive godnectar yummy

[revcuse]

omg apparently lando and lewis raced till the finishing line, lewis nearly lost p6

[hamartia-grander]

im not entirely sure why but this gives me gavin vibes.

Oh my God the gif wasn't loading and I was literally gonna say "hell yeah I'd love to push Gavin down that and watch him hit his head a dozen times" you were one step ahead of me

[scoups4lyfe]

LOL

THE LOOK ON MEOW PINK’S FACE

HAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHA

He really over here like 👀 ‘is it really THAT good? 👀👀”

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 (and we love him for it)

…………as for you?

AHHHHHH BRO

꒰ີᵒ̴̶̷͈́༝ॢᵒ̴̶̷͈̀ ૢ꒱ ິ

….Momoi is too pure y’all ,,,, like call me Ikki because I’m fking COMBUSTING on these feelings

🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🚒