#oh god i just realized

[dnalt-d2]

Alright so Tallulah is apparently planning a party for Phil on his birthday, which is this coming Friday

Does anyone else feel like there's gonna be some Enderking shenanigans afoot that day, just for the added angst potential?

Like this whole week, we're gonna see Phil get more and more corrupted by this super not-at-all suspicious purple diamond backpack, to the point that other people are probably gonna notice it, and then it'll just all come to a head on that day

That sometime during or after the party, the shoe's just gonna drop and we're gonna be smacked in the face with either some sort of angst or the full-on possession

Either way I'm absolutely looking forward to it

[teecupangel]

Was at work when I had a funny thought, what if Altaïr was corned by templars somewhere no one can see them and just when they were going to kill him a bright flash appears and suddenly Altaïr turns into an Angel, but not the beautiful ones dear no! He turns into the biblically accurate angels so all the templars are scared and confused on what to do because this is an Angel! ...On the other hand he is also an Assassin who they were just about to kill so yeah...

Not sure if he can turn back willingly or something has to happen first but one things certain is people are probably going to find the Angel so they can hear his message or something similar

Altaïr…

Altaïr Ibn-La'Ahad…

Altaïr “I long for the day when men will turn away from invisible monsters and once more embrace a more rational view of the world” Ibn-La'Ahad…

Altaïr: the only Assassin that is pretty much confirmed as an atheist…

Gets transformed into a biblically accurate angel…

Oh my god, nonny.

I love you and this ask soooo much.

This is the kind of fuckery I am 100% behind with.

I mean, if we make this an Altaïr that has already written this part in the Codex:

I long for the day when men will turn away from invisible monsters and once more embrace a more rational view of the world. But these new religions are so convenient—and promise such terrible punishment should one reject them—I worry that fear shall keep us stuck to what is surely the greatest lie ever told. (Altaïr Ibn-La'Ahad's Codex, pg 20)

Which cements him as an atheist by this point in his life…

I’m just imagining how annoyed Altaïr would be because of this.

And! He’d still be stubborn enough to try and explain this without admitting that this was divine intervention in the veins of “can’t say I don’t exist now, can you, bitch?” and be like “No! You don’t exist. This is the power of the Apple!”

Which he might not be totally wrong, all things considered.

Like, if we go for the idea that this is an older Altaïr, that part in the Codex (page 20) is written before page 24 which has this line:

Some day I will have a child—such is the way of our Order.

BUT this after page 16 which talks about the Apple then we can safely assume that page 20 was written after he got the Apple and was able to study it BUT before he had a child.

Which meant this is an Altaïr who is still in the middle of his unpaid vacation leave, on a road trip with Maria so this could be after Maria and Altaïr had a debate about the existence of a divine being and they’re so annoyed with each other’s stubbornness that they took a break by walking out and that’s how Altaïr gets into trouble.

Oh god.

Just imagine Maria seeing him in that form, the grin on her face and Altaïr’s multitude of voices just going “Don’t. Say. Anything.”

Back in the Gray:

“………… Oh.”

“What’s up?”

“………”

“Use your words, Reader. We talked about this.”

“I… may have accidentally… connected with Altaïr.”

“That’s a good thing?”

“And transformed him into an angel.”

“Okay… hey, man, I’m not gonna jud- WHAT THE HELL IS THAT???”

“… A… biblically accurate angel?”

“Oh my god. Why does it have so many eyes. Jeeesssuusss.”

(I headcanon that Altaïr’s angel form is the multiple wings with eyes on the feathers type to show his desire to know things as his form of knowledge is usually thru the eyes via books and his Eagle Vision but feel free to choose whichever biblically accurate angel you’d like. :))

[destinysbounty]

Screw it, it's time for more elemental roulette AU stuff - Morro Edition

Morro not just being a member of the team, but being one since the very beginning, is perhaps this AU's most significant point of divergence. That much is obvious. But the more I thought about it, the more I realized that this has so many more impacts than I had originally realized when I first started planning out this AU.

The basics are still the same. He's still an orphan, was still adopted by Wu, and still has a borderline fatal need to be the green ninja. The main difference is that in this AU, he didn't die horribly 40+ years ago. He's still alive, and he's roughly the same age as the rest of the team.

Now for the differences.

Since the Golden Weapons haven't yet been gathered at the start of the AU (this whole shebang starts during the pilots), Morro and Wu haven't had the opportunity to discover that he isn't the green ninja. So they're still at that early point in their relationship, with Wu believing Morro to be the chosen one and Morro training excessively to prepare himself for the path he thinks destiny has laid out for him.

I personally hc that the reason Wu was initially so reluctant to share information about the green ninja prophecy was due to his baggage over losing Morro, and he was determined not to have that happen ever again. However, that hasn't happened in this AU. And since Wu didn't go through that experience, he hasn't yet learned the lesson he would have from it. So in this AU he isn't quite as reluctant to impart information about the green ninja prophecy. And while Wu tries not to make it quite so apparent, the others aren't blind. They know Wu thinks Morro will become the green ninja. Which is...interesting. For a number of reasons.

Think about it like this. Morro and Kai are both self-destructively obsessed with proving themselves worthy of the green ninja title. Both of them are at a point in their character arcs where they haven't overcome those behaviors. What happens when you combine Morro and Kai under these circumstances? Nothing pleasant, that's for sure!

Once the Golden Weapons are united and safely in the ninjas' possession, obviously Wu and Morro will test to confirm their beliefs - and then watch in surprise and a teensy bit of horror as those convictions are crushed. Morro isn't the green ninja. And he gets just as bitter about it here as he was in canon. And this only exacerbates the tensions between Morro and Kai. Kai sees this as his chance to prove he's the green ninja instead, Morro is determined to prove destiny wrong, and they're both...painfully competitive about it. Like, dangerously so.

Eventually, they all get their true potential arcs. Since Jay and Zane aren't in the og4 here and don't become ninja until later down the line, Cole is the first one to unlock his true potential, followed closely by Nya. Then comes Kai, when he realizes that Lloyd is the green ninja and comes to terms with this fact.

Here's where things get spicy. See, I personally kinda like the green cousins dynamic. And I think it'd be really cute if Morro and kid!Lloyd initially got along pretty well. Morro is the only person who's edgy enough to match Lloyd's energy and earn the kid's respect. And having been a homeless, unsupervised child himself, Morro can empathize with Lloyd's situation in ways no one else can. I think Morro would also project his resentment towards his own parents onto Misako and Garmadon, which results in him being a bit protective over Lloyd. So like, edgelord green cousins being angsty and stupid together. Wholesome. I love it. 10/10

BUT. Then he learns Lloyd is the green ninja. The one thing Morro wants more than anything in the world. To be the chosen one. To be someone important. But now his snot-nosed brat of a cousin is destiny's golden boy and not him? Morro doesn't take that news nearly as well as Kai. From Morro's perspective, Lloyd took his destiny from him. Lloyd stole what was rightfully his. You've all seen season 5, you know how this goes. Except...now there's this added layer of conflict. Morro cares about Lloyd. They have a fond relationship. But now that's being turned on its head due to jealousy and pride, and of course a mountain of insecurity/self-worth issues. So he loves Lloyd and cares for him deeply, but he's also struggling to tame a newfound fierce bitterness towards his beloved cousin. Messy internal conflict abound

It takes Morro a long time to overcome this issue and finally unlock his true potential, and as such he's the last member of the team to do so (discounting Jay and Zane, who don't begin their ninja training until later). I have a few ideas for how that would go down, but however it happens it needs to touch on the core of Morro's motivations. Much to think about.

Also, can I just say how funny this new og4 dynamic would be??? Like, Kai, Morro, and Nya all have notoriously bad anger issues. They're all feisty and prickly people, and I'm sure they would have a hard time getting along at first. Especially Kai and Morro. But then there's Cole. Who's just kinda...idk vibing I guess. The Only Chill Person Here, Apparently. He is the only thing keeping these three from ripping each other's throats out, and he deserves a goddamn award for it. And also some very strong coffee.

Of course, to be fair, at this point in his character arc Cole is also pretty stern and serious. So I guess they're all kinda prickly right now. Which basically means that in the beginning of this AU, the ninja team is essentially just😠😠😠😒

[frootloopsl]

domestic radiostatic bc i refuse to accept canon fr

[kizzer55555]

The Vampire Aesthetic

Ok so Danny knows two billionaires personally and they really couldn’t be more different. Yet they had one thing in common. A vampire aesthetic. Sam is fully into goth. Spiderwebs, bats, the color black. She enjoys fangs and fake blood and the darkness of her soul. Meanwhile, Vlad is Vlad. If his name wasn’t enough, the dark clothing, pale skin, and flying around with a cape and fangs with coffins in his mansion really sells it.

Danny doesn’t know many rich people so he thinks this might be some kind of trend. (If Paulina is rich, her family likes the chupacabra) So he just thinks that all rich people have some kind of vampire thing going on.

Cue Danny somehow ending in the Wayne household. Maybe he was brought over as a friend of one of the bats, maybe rescued from a field trip/vacation gone wrong, maybe some other situation. But he is there in civilian form with civilian Waynes and Danny just takes a good long look around the inside of the mansion.

“So where’s the vampire aesthetic?

Everyone freezes.

Danny just starts looking around, checking behind paintings and feeling the walls for secret levers. Used to secret passages with Vlad and possibly Sam. The Fentons definitely had them when they were temporarily rich.

“Come on, I know you guys are hiding it.”

Cue the entire batfamily thinking that this is another Tim and that he is fully aware that these people are the batfamily. Danny hangs around the mansion more and the bats just start dropping their disguises and not even bothering to hide stuff around Danny because they assume he already knows. (Possibly even trying to recruit him to be a new bat) Meanwhile, Danny, who does not know these people are batman and his birds, just does not pick up on any of it.

He grew up in a health violation with a giant ballon observatory lab above his head and a portal to the afterlife in his basement. He is a half dead teenager who has tea with the god of time and his godfather is the other parent to his clone child. He’s used to death lazers being scattered across his home and mysterious stains on clothing.

People are weird! He doesn’t judge!

[egophiliac]

What do you think of Rook's savanaclaw card? <333

I didn't get him (and I need to save my keys for Silver's birthday, sob) so I looked up his groovy, and I'm not over how incredibly dramatic and epic and cool it looks in direct contrast to the absolutely ridiculous context. just look at that dynamic action and his majestic sparkling tears and keep in mind that this is pretty much right after a bunch of characters have been dance battling for his soul.

and then even the actual moment of the groovy is just like

this is NOT a negative in the slightest, I love it all, this truly was an incredible update in so many ways

[time-woods]

little part 2 to the previous one

[sam-violet]

chillin in the hot springs 🌱

+ a closeup

[bloodybellycomb]

I genuinely mean it when I say that life becomes at least 30% more manageable whenever you allow yourself to become obsessed with something that is a little bit silly

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

i have a Scene - a Plot if you will - that backs this as context. y'all are gonna have to trust me on this one <3 or read the tags...

[shadowednavi]

it's been awhile since I've worked on this project! I've had this verse finished for months but didn't want to post it on its own, and instead wait until the whole thing is strung together to show the final result all at once. But I'm tired of holding onto it, so here is one section of my deltarune animation! My art tag has other clips if anyone is interested in seeing more~

(song: "The Hymn of Axciom" by Vienna Teng)

[thanergeticbloom]

oof nonas tantrum 😨

[terracottakore]

little bdubs (+ random fish) ink wash doodles

[vilochkaaa]

haii >o<

Ty for all the boops on April fools !!! Im very grateful :']

It is ok if I request you a drawing of Kent?? You're not forced to do it tho !!

YOOOO!!!👋👋

thank you too for... that "boop"-bombing..(/pos) it was crazy fun, hehee (´∧ω∧｀*)

oh, and here's some sketches with Kent!

Kent is offering u a mega bomb, will you accept his present?

[cactus-juiceee]

epilogue

[seventh-district]

Making Incorrect H:SR Quotes Until I Run Out of (hopefully) Original Ideas - Pt. 3 - Random Screenshot Edition

[Pt. 1] [Pt. 2] [Pt. 4] [Pt. 5] [Pt. 6]