Big Mama must have lost some serious standing in the yokai underworld because it’s gotten apparent that she keeps being beaten by a small group of teenagers and the occasional rat man, and when it’s not them then she’s taking L’s from her own schemes working against her.
And in the ensuing power vacuum, the Hamatos accidentally become the most feared crime family known to all the big bads of the Hidden City.
After all, they’ve publicly outplayed Big Mama multiple times, a couple of them have taken out the heads of two of the most well known criminal organizations, one took out Heinous Green, two are responsible for the destruction of Witch Town, they have ties to both the infamous Baron Draxum and Captain Piel, they won the Doom Dome death race, they’re Battle Nexus Champions, they’ve displayed insane feats of power and defeated impossibly strong enemies, most of them have been to jail, and they regularly mingle with humans.
You can just imagine the notoriety they’d accumulate from word of mouth alone.
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Tim, introducing his boyfriend to his best friend: Kon, this is my boyfriend, Bernard.
Bernard: Hi!
Tim: Bernard, this is my best friend Kon.
Kon, who just found out his crush is into dudes and got friendzoned in the same conversation, internally dying: …
Kon: Hi.
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Hey, do you reckon Zack kept this feather he caught after Genesis took off in Banora?
Maybe he stashes it in a drawer once he gets home, unsure how to feel about it or even if he wants to ever look at it again.
And then, almost a year later, he happens across it again after returning from his trip to Modeoheim, having opened the draw to put another feather—this time, a white one—inside.
He takes Genesis's feather, brows furrowed in angry sadness, and holds it along with Angeal's to his chest. He flops onto his bed, curls into a tight ball, and sobs, all while cradling what little he has of them left.
A month later, Sephiroth enters his office to find a simple, plain envelope on his desk, addressed to him and written in Zack's typical scrawl. Confused yet intrigued, he opens it, finding a small note and two feathers—one from Genesis, the other from Angeal—tucked inside.
These are what you think they are. Figured you deserved them more than me, since, you know...they were your best friends and all. Hope that's okay.
- Zack
Sephiroth is truly glad he's kept his office door shut.
He certainly isn't ready to face anyone with tears streaking down his face.
~ Fin
I think I just broke my own heart oh my god-
/gross sobbing
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