#ohh if I keep looking at it I’ll uhhhh keep changing things so just take it ! take it from me!!!

[vegalocity]

Secret kisses and Touching 2, 14, 22, 23, and 44. Secret Silktea relationship, except both spider fam and Monkey fam actually know! Half of them don’t care enough to say anything (Pigsy,Tang,Spider Queen,Wukong,Syntax) while the other half wants them to reveal it when they’re ready (Min Yi,MK,Mei,Goliath,Sis) - Pixel Anon

Affection meme

49. secret kisses

2. running fingers through hair

14.putting an arm around the other’s waist

22.falling asleep on the other’s shoulder

23. carrying the other one in their arms

44.sitting on the other’s lap

this took me forever to put together because for some ungodly reason i couldn't figure out the scenario

so i decided on a little vignette compilation of sorts

--

They knew what they were doing.

Of course they knew what they were doing. It was in either of their best interests to keep this a secret. Just because the clan had stopped their crusade to take over the city and their queen had dialed down the ‘revenge’ ideas, didn’t mean there wasn’t still bad blood between his clan and Sandy’s family.

And it wasn’t too difficult, it just meant that when they were all working together for some greater threat or whatever that they’d have to be sneaky. It was easy stealth was one of Huntsman’s greatest Attributes and suspecting Blue of anything was like suspecting a small dog of knocking over a bulldozer.

It wasn’t too hard to simply keep their hands to themselves. Or at least, it wasn’t hard for Sandy, Huntsman was quickly finding his self control lacking in regard to being in such a situation with his… well, with him. But could anyone blame him? Blue was more or less the hottest guy he’d ever ran into before and he was kinda-sorta DATING him! How could he not want to climb that like a tree at all times?

Especially when he was always being so stupidly fucking charming. Sure the ‘needlessly nice’ stuff wasn’t something he particularly appreciated, but it was starting to grow on him, if only on the amount of restraint he must have to keep it up all the time.

Soooo yeah maybe he was purposefully pushing their luck a little, but in his defense he wanted to see how much desire based frustration it would take before ol’ Blue would just pin him against a wall and make him regret wondering.

--

Syntax had shooed him away from being a nuisance at his worktable, so naturally, Huntsman had to go be a nuisance at someone else’s worktable. Thankfully Sandy was far more agreeable to the company, and thankfully the bid of ‘Bugging Syntax first’ kept his alibi solid. He wasn’t just going over to see Blue he just wanted to be a louse and his normal target had already locked him out of his room. And so nobody really suspected anything when he started to peer over Sandy’s side to watch him tighten this or that thing on this or that device.

And it was pretty damn fun to see just how much of a ‘nuisance’ he could be. This particular bout resulting ih Huntsman being pressed against the car engine Blue had been working on, feeling the orange hair slide between his claws and messing up the stylized mohawk and shuddering when he felt those huge hands almost entirely encompass either of his thighs while keeping him aloft. He hissed through his teeth as he felt Blue give one of his legs a testing squeeze and rolled his hips forward a bit-

“Fish Demon? I need to get another set of eyes on these schematics or I'll actually go insane.” By the time Syntax looked up from his clipboard Sandy was working on the engine again and Huntsman was leaning against his work area and had barely had the opening to whip out one of his knives and his portable sharpener.

Though Sandy’s hair was unable to be fixed and fell to a side as he smiled at Syntax and took the offered blueprints from him.

--

He wasn’t a big fan of those domestic snatches of time, he wasn’t.

It was mostly an instinctual response, Spiders were pack bonders, so of course when his internal senses started categorizing Sandy as ‘pack’ then he’d relax without intending to while being pulled in with a hand on his waist.

Which was definitely the reason why he was curled up to Sandy’s side, the cool slick feeling of his scales strange against his more leather-like skin. That stupid instinct was the only real reason why he felt so comfortable and like he could practically fall asleep like this.

He felt Blue’s hand gently start running up and down his side and dammit that wasn’t playing fair, it wasn’t his fault that he had been having sleeping problems lately and was rapidly getting drowsy.

He could feel Blue’s hum as the world started to drift away-

“Hey Sandy what do you think- Uhhhh”

“Oh, hello Xiaotian.”

“You know you’ve got a spider on you, right?”

“Oh yeah, Looked like he was having some paranoia problems, took a bit of wheedling to get out but Huntsman here was up for like four days straight ‘till now!”

“Did… Did you slip him your sleepy tea?”

“Of course not! That would be super unethical! Also I'm pretty sure he’s still semi conscious and passively listening without any critical thought right now since he only just dozed off and would probably wake up angry if he overheard anything like that!”

“....right… so anyway-”

--

The brat knew.

Dammit he knew the brat knew. She definitely fucking knew.

He should have known better than to try anything with that Professional Snoop underfoot. But He’d had plans with Blue before having to get stuck with the brat tonight because the Queen needed Syntax’s expertise and the Sister was on shift at work and Goliath already had plans doing who knows what, and he was stuck with Minyi since he ‘didn’t have any plans’

He’d dragged his feet on the idea of cancelling with Blue, but he’d fucking done it so nobody could say he didn’t contribute to the upkeep of their clan’s youngest. It was just his luck that Sandy had been fine with coming over instead, and the brat had overheard some of the conversation and got excited about ‘Mr Sandy’ coming over to visit. The brat had insisted on stringing some of her fake flowers into his hair before he arrived, after dubbing him ‘suitably pretty’ (her words) she’d done up her own hair as similarly as she could because he certainly wasn’t helping her with her weird pre-’company is coming’ rituals.

And… Blue was a hit with the brat. He had an infinite amount of patience for the inane childish babbling, stooped low so she could string the remaining fake flowers in her possession (why did she have so many fake flowers?) into his beard, and offered to fix dinner for the lot of them (which was for the best since the brat was such a picky eater she could barely stomach some of his specialties)

And… he was not jealous of a six year old for how she was able to crawl into Blue’s lap while the lot of them watched some inane mystery show for the character drama alone since the brat called and explained the mystery within the first three minutes.

Blue was a bit awkward on the sofa, it made sense, Goliath would normally sit on the floor for how the height and width of the couch was not designed with bigger demons in mind, and Blue was considerably bigger than Goliath. So while the brat was cozy as could be in the place of honor, Huntsman was stuck perched on the arm of the couch as to not be crushed into it trying to squeeze in beside Blue.

Not that that would be a wholly unpleasant experience, but the presence of the brat made it go from tempting to awkward. Nonetheless, part of Sandy trying to get comfortable had included one of his arms resting on the back of the couch, and while it seemed the brat wasn’t paying attention, it slid down to wrap around his shoulders.

When the time came Minyi didn’t need to be told it was bed time for her, she loudly announced it herself, changed into her pajamas, and after saying goodnight to the both of them went on with a

“I am going to sleep now! And I will not be out of my room until morning so if anything were to be happening I certainly won’t know it, because I will be asleep.”

She smiled widely at Huntsman and closed her door.

Nosey little brat.

--

Tang huffed a quiet laugh as Sandy gingerly began to lift Huntsman into the air, his broken leg not quite able to be splinted just yet, let alone looked at properly. It seemed the lot of them had suffered some pretty nasty injuries from this last threat (and no doubt it would have been worse if their team and the Spider Clan hadn’t joined forces) including Tang himself despite being on the sidelines for most of it, he was pretty sure his shoulder was dislocated, and the cut on his forehead was still sluggishly bleeding all over the right side of his face, but compared to some of the others he was basically fine.

So once He was able to pop his arm back into place (Ouch) he took to handling cleanup with the only other ‘perfectly normal person’ here, a woman maybe a few years his junior, he’d seen her every so often with the Spider Clan (or rather, with Syntax) but he didn’t know her name.

“Do you think they actually think they’re being subtle?” Her words caught his attention and he turned to glance at the woman. She was in the middle of splinting Xiaojiao’s broken wrist and at Tang’s questioning glance, she nodded at Sandy and Huntsman. Oh!

“I’m sure Sandy thinks he’s the pinnacle of subtlety” Tang responded. He was pretty sure the ‘thing’ that had developed between their friend and the most brutal of the Spider Clan was the worst kept secret on the team since Red Son had started hanging out with Xiaotian and Xiaojiao on the weekends.

“They are so cute when you just walk in on them.” Xiaojiao said around a snicker. “Like how they jump apart like when you flip a magnet over to the matching side.”

“Does your team have a betting pool? My brother organized one for the clan, and if they do anything damning within the next month i win the pot.”

“No! Ohh man we should get one started up! Hey Pigsy! You wanna make a betting Pool for Sandy and Huntsman’s secret romance?”

“Why the hell would i want to do that?”

“Finally have dirt on Sandy after decades of him never being embarrassed about anything ever?” Tang offered with a shrug.

Pigsy thought for a moment and shrugged back before going back to fussing over Xiaotian. “Sure. Who’s bettin’ what?”

--

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[the-fiction-witch]

Now!

REAL LIFE

COUPLE TBS X READER

RATING FUNNY AND CUTE

I stood at the craft services table nibbling at a piece of toast and my coffee trying desperately to wake up, already costumed for the day 

"Thomas! we got a problem!" one of the makeup artists says as they hurried around the corner of trailers I nodded putting my toast down and downing my coffee hurrying off to the make up trailer where a couple of the makeup artists stood around working on y/n's hair for the day 

"What's the matter?" I asked a little in panic kneeling beside her chair 

"My stomach hurts," she says putting my hand on her stomach over her sweet costume dress feeling our little girl kicking away in her stomach

"Awww, I know darling. It's okay, you will be hurting. It's getting to that kinda time, You sure you wanna work today?"

"I'm sure, I'm okay" she smiled

"Alright," I smiled kissing her hand and then her stomach "you remember the safe word?"

"Thomas Please can we have a new safe word?"

"No, we have it as that so I know it's something you're never going to say to me" I smiled giving her head a kiss "You be careful, call me if you need me" I told her and she nodded so I headed out and got my toast but before I could even take a bite I was called to set so I left my toast and went to set "Hey scott"

"Hey Thomas, where's Y/n?" he smiled as he was still setting up

"Make up, she's a bit slow today tummy's hurting her and all" I explained sitting in my chair 

"How's she doing?" He asked 

"Uhhh good, tried, her feet hurt, I swear that baby was playing football last night her stomach like physically moved it was terrifying" 

"How long had she been kicking like that?"

"Since last night," I answered "awwww there's my little oven" I laughed as I saw her coming to set very slowly 

"ohh shut up you" she sighed 

"Awww cracky little oven" I laughed at her 

"How you feeling?" scott asked her 

"Like I'm constipated, and like I might punch someone"

"yeah they call that the seven months pregnant" he laughs 

"Eight" I laughed

"Eight?" he asked

"Just turned" she smiled stroking her stomach 

"You sure your gonna be okay?" He asked her

"I'll be fine, I'll get some anger out today with the scene"

"Good, well need to stop just say" He says as he set up

"Fake labour's gonna be fun. I still don't know what real labour feels like" she giggled

"Well, You'll find out, your due... twelfth isn't it? or did they move it again?" I asked her

"No it was the twelfth and then they moved it forward to the seventh" she smiled

"Oh yeah, I don't know why it keeps moving, the baby is ever coming out or it's not"

"It's more complicated then that Thomas" 

"Clearly she takes after me, no time management skills"

"She better not,"

"Awww don't you want baby to take after me?"

"For some things yes, other things absolutely not. Your mother had informed me what a little shit you where as a baby"

"I was a little shit because my dad allowed me to be a little shit. If my mum's back was turned I was pretty much allowed to do anything I wanted"

"You are not doing that with our baby" she warns

"Aren't I?"

"You will not, because if you do Thomas I will send you the the vet and get you fixed"

"Noooo! I need them"

"What for I'm already pregnant"

"What If you... Wanted another baby?"

"I'm not repeating this bullshit"

"You might want another baby in a few years"

"I also might want a divorce, who knows what the future holds" she giggled

"You two are adorable" scott laughed

"She just threatened me with divorce and to cut my dick off"

"As I said adorable, you guys all ready?"

"Yep, I'm good"

"Tummy's being weird but let's do it" she smiled

We started filming and started doing our scene as the script says, and..

She was really good at faking labour that almost looks real, I went over to help her as I was supposed to but she grabbed my hand way harder then I thought she would have "owww!" I blurted out in shock

"Aaaahhhhh! We have a problem!" She yelled wait that's not her line

"Cut, cut. Y/n you okay?' scott asked

"No, uhhhh no I'm not" she says

"Y/n, you can stop now we cut" I told her

"No I uhh... I don't think I can" she says

"What!"

"Aaaahhhhh! I uhh I think..." She began and it was only then I noticed in her long costume dress she had blood dripping down her legs

"Uughhh y/n"

"Thomas... I uhhh yeah I think I'm getting tried of this orgasum!" She yelled

"Ahhhhh! Now! Seriously!" I yelled in shock

"What does that mean?' scott asked

"That's the safe phrase! Your serious! You think your going into labor now! Your a month early!"

"I don't know, all I know is it hurts like hell and take me to a fucking doctor!" She yelled

I stood paseing back and forth in this little local hospital, it was the closest one to the set they took her away in an ambulance and I came up once I got her bag and got changed, they wouldn't let me in once I got here so I just had to wait wondering around in the little waiting room. I'd jump everytime the door opened egarly looking to any nurse who went past but none of them knew anything or if they did they wouldn't tell me scott came with me and I think he was enjoying me panicking

"Will you relax?"

"No I can't relax what If something bad's happened? Or she's hurt? Or what is something happen to baby-" I began before he got and shook me

"Calm down. It's a month early that's not unusual, labor can come on very suddenly Thomas, and she did say she was feeling a bit odd, and you said he'd stomach was being all werid the night before"

"I guess your right. I'm sorry scott I just can't stop worrying about her"

"That's fine, that's normal. I'd think you where crazy If you weren't"

"Mr Sangster?" A nurse asked at the door

"Yes!" I yelped "sorry, yeah?"

"She's happy, and all okay. Congratulations you have a beautiful healthy baby girl" she explained

"Really?" I asked excitedly and she nods

"Go on I'll check in on you two tomorrow" he laughs I nodded and ran off as fast as I could to a little room where y/n sat with our little girl in her arms

"Hey" she smiled

"Hey, this... This is real? Right?"

"I hope so" she smiled offering her hand I came and sat beside her holding her hand giving her a million kisses "would you like to hold her?"

"Yes please" I blushed so she carefully handed her over to me, she was so small and she was giggling at me already, her tiny tiny hands playing with my fingers "she's beautiful, almost as beautiful as her mother"

"Ohh quiet you, after all that, I need a nap' she laughed

"Then you rest, you did amazing you get some sleep I'll look after her"

[wolfiethewriter]

For the prompts: 29 "We haven't spoken in so long dear, the year has gone by in a blur" for Rat with either Toad or Badger maybe? :)

Ao3: https://archiveofourown.org/works/31527923

Reblogs are welcome.

....

Ratty, Mole and Toad stood on Badger's front porch, waiting for Badger to answer after Ratty rang the doorbell. Badger had promised to host a get together for their little friend group, and Toad for one was eager to share his latest, greatest hobby with his friend. Ratty just wanted to see a friendly face – and for someone else to be the target of Toad's enthusiasm for a change. Mole had just been dragged along for the ride by Ratty.

They heard Badger muttering and shuffling towards the door from the other side, and Ratty dusted down his jacket, hoping to look at least somewhat presentable. Next to him, Toad was bouncing on the balls of his feet, excitement personified.

Badger opened the door to them, and though his old face didn't change, his eyes crinkled and his gaze brightened when he saw them.

“Ah, hello. Do come in, do come in. It's so good to see you chaps. There's a pot of tea waiting for you inside.”

Toad's grin broadened. “Ohh! Tea! I do hope there's biscuits too!”

Ratty followed Toad inside with a sigh, just hoping his friend wouldn't cause too much trouble this time.

. . .

Toad swept into Badger's home, casting off his coat and throwing it to Ratty to fumble and catch, oblivious to the glares of his friend.

“Oh, Badger, how are you? We haven't spoken in so long, dear friend. The year has gone by in a blur!”

Toad made himself comfortable in one of the armchairs while Ratty stalked into the room, having dealt with Toad's coat.

“Maybe for youit has,” Ratty grumbled. “You weren't the one who had to keep up with your ever changing hobbies,” he sat down on one of the vacant armchairs, arms crossed. “Or clean up the mess,” he muttered.

Toad snorted, “Oh, pish posh. There wasn't much mess to clean up. And besides, no-one got hurt.”

“No, you just caused hundreds of pounds worth of collateral damage,” Rat pointed out. Not that Toad was listening to him at this point. Too busy thinking of his daring escapades in everything from jet planes to motor cars.

“And a fun time was had by all,” Toad finished. Ratty just groaned and covered his face with his hand. Badger chuckled, glad he wasn't the one managing Toad this year.

“I need a drink,” Ratty announced, and Toad immediately leapt onto the bandwagon. Afraid he'd miss out on something exciting if he refrained.

“Why, excellent idea Ratty! Drinks for everyone!”

Mole cheered.

Badger nodded and rose, ambling slowly back to the kitchen. “I'll go get the whiskey.”

. . .

The evening progressed quite merrily, and the little quartet were happily enjoying the bottle of whiskey between them. Chattering away until the bottle was empty, and Badger had to go out and buy another. Leaving Mole, Toad and Ratty to entertain themselves for a while. Unfortunately however, Toad was already well into his cups, and getting tipsier by the moment. Which was bad news for Rat and Mole.

“I say- I say, old chaps,” Toad drawled, hiccuping loudly.” Did I ever tell you about the time I drove a rally car? I tell you it was one of the most exciting things ever.”

“Yes, you have. Many times.” Mole answered. “It was only yesterday you drove it.”

“You drove it here today,” Ratty added.

Toad cleared his throat. “Well- well, yes, but... I don't think you understand just how exciting it is. How thrilling to drive at such high speeds.”

“I think we know, Toad,” Ratty said. But Toad wouldn't believe a word of it.

“No, you can't. Not until you've experi- hic! Experienc- hic! Tried it yourself.”

Toad swayed in his seat a little and then stood, lifting his glass up. Proudly announcing that he would show them how it felt to be in a rally car doing that kind of tippity-top-speed.

Mole and Ratty paled, each keenly aware of what it'd be like to be in a car with Toad behind the wheel. Especially after the last time. Wild, reckless, unconcerned-about-safety-and-speed-limits Toad.

“Erm, that won't be necessary, Toad. I'm sure we can imagine just fine.” Mole said as gently as he could. Hoping to pacify Toad and dissuade him from the idea they all had to let him drive them. To stop him getting behind the wheel. Again.

“Oh, poppycock,” Toad waved dismissively. “Pish posh. Imagination just won't cut it this time my friend. Here, let me show you the car. You can sit inside and check out all the fantastical gadgets and gizmos!”

Mole nearly choked. “It's quite alright Toad. I'd rather just sit in here and enjoy my drink, thankyou.”

“But-” Toad said, turning to Ratty. “What about you Ratty? Surely you want to take a spin in my new beloved car with me?”

Ratty blinked, put on the spot. “Uhhhh...”

“Excellent!” Toad cheered. Taking that for a 'yes'. Grabbing Ratty's arm and attempting to pull him outside and lifting the car keys out of his pocket. Steering Ratty towards the front door.

“I'll drive!”

Ratty snapped out of his daze of reliving past traumatic car rides with Toad and snatched the keys from his green hand. “No you won't!”

Toad stopped, looking at Ratty pleadingly. “But... but Ratty...”

“But nothing, Toad!” Ratty said firmly. “You're too drunk to drive. I cannot in good conscience let you get behind the wheel.”

“Well then let me do it in bad conscience!” Toad countered, trying to pull the keys out of Rat's grip.

“No means no, Toad.”

Toad glanced at Mole. “Moley old pal, help me out here!”

Toad pleaded with Mole, but Mole just shook his head. “Sorry, Toad. I'm with Ratty on this one. We'd hate for you to get yourself killed in an accident.”

Toad glared at them both. “Traitors! Fine then. I guess I'll just have to give you guys the slip!”

At that, Toad snatched the keys out of Ratty's grip when his guard was down, and fled the house. Tearing across the grass towards his flash car. Laughing and whooping at his victory.

“Wooohooo! Time to drive! Come along, Ratty and Moley! I'll give you both the ride of your lives!”

Both Mole and Ratty gaped at him in horror for a few moments, until they snapped out of it and ran after him. But by then, Toad was already trying to drunkenly clamber into the driver's seat, going “Broom, broooom! BEEP BEEP!”

They ran after him, yelling at him. “Toad NO!”

“Toad YES!”

They thankfully got to him before he managed to plug in his seatbelt and start the car, and fought to haul him bodily out of the car by force. Getting him out of the vehicle before he could do some serious damage. Though Toad wailed and protested as they pulled him away from his beloved car – with no small amount of effort.

“Noooo! My baby!” Toad wept as they lugged him away.

“We said NO, Toad. No drink driving!”

“But I wanna!”

“Well tough noodles!” Mole huffed.

“Noooooo!”

They'd almost gotten the struggling Toad back to the house when Badger appeared. He blinked once, twice, and then shook his head at the commotion.

“I say, what on Earth is going on here?” he demanded.

Immediately the squabbling trio froze, staring at Badger.

“Uhhh...” Ratty began, but Badger held up a paw to silence him.

“Actually, I don't care. Just get back inside before you all embarrass yourselves even more than you have already.”

Badger huffed a sigh and walked right past them back into his home. Mole, Toad and Ratty all looked at each other for a moment, and then with unspoken agreement they all got up, dusted themselves off, and followed Badger inside. Each thoroughly chastised for their childish and undignified behaviour.

[rcris123]

He thought of Arthur sucking that man off.

He thought of Arthur; how he pinned that outlaw down on the bed. He remembered that look Arthur gave: long, thin strands of auburn hair drawn messily over his face, eyes glossed over, gaze sweet, awed and that mouth let to hang open. Those lips of his, square, yet full when he don’t purse them in a thin line, were quite the sight; in part ‘cause he ain’t seen someone with a mouth that damn pretty, the rest ‘cause it made Sebastian want to shove his cock down it.

But now Sebastian’s lips are ‘round someone else’s girth; he ain’t all that careful, man was moaning hard enough to sound satisfied. For 20$ that’s all he’s getting.

He kept thinking of Arthur. Underneath him. Or above him. It didn’t matter. It felt raw; the way rough and tender Arthur kissed and bitt his neck while Sebastian was still grabbing him by the collar. He wanted that; ‘cause it ain’t making him feel hollow. A body ain’t ever meant much; somehow back then it did.

It was always physical with him; he grabbed Arthur, pulled Arthur, dragged Arthur in – and Arthur pulled him out, touched his wounds... And Arthur fucked him; did it with charm, lifted him up against the wall like he was barely some bag of groceries-

The client cummed in his mouth; Sebastian swallows and pulls away. He’s hard, pants tight; not for this feller thou.

“Ohh—I wish my wife blew like that.” The man was a mess on the bed.

“What a shame...” Sebastian smiles as courtesy.

“Oh, she’s bland, mister. Plainest. But Pop said I gotta take a wife.” Man drags his pants up. “But she’s a nice woman. Wants kids.”

“Mhm...”

He sits up, tone overly sweet: “You ain’t plain, mister.”

Sebastian chuckles: “Don’t get over your head.”

“No no...” He sounded disappointed. “Is just, ye’r pretty. Handsome.”

“Get outta here.” He tries hard to play the flirty banter game, but it ain’t coming out quite as it should.

Why would it matter if Arthur thought he’s handsome...

An odd thought. He lets the man go downstairs first, before he climbs down himself-

“Arthur?...” The cock’s still hard between his legs and it twitches at the thought.

“He got Jack-” Isaac rushes at him; Sebastian pulls away.

Who?

“Valentini.” Arthur completes the sentence. “Valentini got Jack.” That man never sounded as angry.

Sebastian’s face changes to what must be a terrifying grimace, ‘cause Isaac slips away.

“Would you tell me where he lives.”

“You won’t go there.” Sebastian cuts him, harsh. The wounds Stefano gave him were gentle, and the man owns the city.

“Dutch’ll go. And John.” Arthur insisted. “But I need to know-”

“Flavian Street; the big mansion, opposite the park.” And just as Arthur was to pull away, he grabs him by the collar spins him round. “Don’t you get involved in this, you hear- Don’t you dare.”

He knows both Arthur and Isaac at this point and if any of ‘em get involved, either dragged by Dutch or something else Sebastian fears he ain’t gonna see the end of this. Or maybe he will, but not as himself and he ain’t knowing what’s scarier: dying or losing the chance of being someone again.

“And what will you do...” Arthur’s got his own concerns and the 4 other people in the saloon at this time stop to watch.

“Hopefully, my best.” A lie. The thoughts cooking up in his head are all but possibly the worst idea he’s had.

He lets go, but Arthur doesn’t. There’s words behind those lips, but they’re sealed shut so tight he thinks they ain’t ever gonna see the light of day. And somehow, he has a hunch as to what the man wanted to say, and that’s ‘cause they just got up on their feet, and for one day it almost felt hopeful. But fate ain’t about to give Sebastian that. And he dragged this man and his son along with it.

“I’ll make sure you get the boy back.” Sebastian had to say something to break this tension; cock’s gone flacid in the meantime, and still the way Arthur gripped him threatened to have gotten it hard again if the situation were any different. “I’ll see you back at camp.”

And he wished those words were true; the smile was practiced.

 “Why are you here?” One of Stefano’s men almost pointed a gun at him. “Thought you said no.”

“Changed my mind.”

“And you think it works that way.”

Sebastian looks up: there he was, Stefano sitting on the upstairs balcony with what looked like a glass of expensive wine tipped between fingers. Man raises the glass and even though he can’t see that far Sebastian knows he’s grinning, just before he shouts:

“Let him in!”

And in he’s let, then escorted upstairs to Stefano.

“Lucian is right. Why are you here, Sebastian?” The wine is twirled inside the glass before a sip is taken.

“I have a request.” Heart drummed in his chest.

The gulp is audible: “Oh?” Glass is set down. “And what would that be?”

“Erase someone’s bounty.”

Stefano chuckles: “I’m not the government.” And he spares a glance for Sebastian, eyeing him up and down, then returns to admiring the view: “But I can pull some strings.” And then the man sits up: “Just one question, dear old Sebastian. Why? Is it for the same reason that man and his son stood in when I came to see you. I hope you’re aware you’re a terrible liar.”

Sebastian simply had his lips pressed together and his chest out trying not to breathe too loudly or to simply break out in a fit of rage.

“But I’m still curious, what’s it about that outlaw that makes him attractive. I know he runs with Van der Linde. Yes, I have one of those sheep-fucker’s offspring. They came ‘round and asked. You sent them here didn’t you?” Stefano puffs with a grin, presses two fingers to his lips, taps and pins Sebastian, the quiet, stiff, unshaken Sebastian, with another gaze: “But I have to say, this is quite entertaining. You came begging to me. Or well as close to begging as those sealed lips of yours will come to.”

Stefano passes by him, purposefully on the right side so he can tap the shoulder he so much loves to brutalize.

“I’ll play your little game, Sebastian. I’ll look into your little cowboy friend.” And the man draws away, returning to his office, but not before: “Oh, and you’re free to try and escape, but I think you’re smart enough to know you won’t exactly be going out anymore. So make yourself at home, darling.”

 It’s not home, but he lit a cigarette in the middle of the downstairs living, lounged on the couch like he owned the place. Was there mud on his boots? He doesn’t care, they’re on the cushions.

Small steps trot in; Sebastian huffs out the smoke he held in his chest to look over the back of the sofa:

“Sebastian?”

He smiles.

“Hi there, Jack.”

“You came to stay with Papa Valentini too.”

Don’t call him that...

A quick draw of the cigarette: “Yeah...” but he’ll avoid that question: “How’s your reading these days, Jack?”

“Uhhhh...” the kid rolls his eyes back, then they dart across the room: “Will you tell Momma and Uncle Hosea that I don’t like reading? ‘cause I don’t.”

“Isaac likes reading.” Sebastian insists, standing up and coming closer; and by God Isaac tried to make the kid read, told him everything of the Knights of the Round Table. King Arthur, huh?

“Isaac’s different.” Jack pouts. “Isaac’s old.”

“He’s still just a kid.”

“No, he’s not.”

“He still plays with you, doesn’t he?”

“He does...” Jack muses. “But he’s always away. He’s busy with Uncle Arthur and Uncle Dutch. And Papa.” Well John was hardly the parent, but Sebastian knows he loved his son and could bet that the moment he got taken away he raised Hell. That’s a parent’s love.

Sebastian crinkles his nose: “Say, would you like to play with me? We’re gonna surprise Momma with how smart you’ve become, what you say?”

“Yeah!”

 One hour. Two. Three. It gets dark and there keeps being a shiver up his spine and down his arms as if he’s cold, but the air is hot and muggy like it’s always been in St. Denis.

Stefano moved in to sit across from them, legs crossed, gloved hands folded neatly in his lap. And Sebastian stiffened, Jack noticed, ‘cause he clutched him harder, while trying to teach him the animals.

Lucian came in at one point: “Signor Valenitni? Dutch van der Linde is back.”

“Oh, perfect.”

Jack perked up: “Uncle Dutch!?”

Stefano opens the door and the kid runs out like a dog on the hunt. Sebastian can only watch from inside; he doesn’t want to make it worse for Arthur- and there he was, Isaac in tow. So Stefano asked them for something-

He overhears the conversation:

“Signor Van der Linde, would you by any chance be interested in a social meeting with the upstanding citizens for this city?” He eyes Arthur, even if the man stood ways away, still in the saddle. John had the child in his arms, head pressed to the chest.

And with that Sebastian smells a trap.

That Dutch fell face first into: “O’course.”

They leave; Sebastian’s left alone with Stefano; a pang hollows his guts and a shiver runs up his spine.

Stefano lets Lucian close the door behind him: “I’m really curious to see what your little cowboy does at the ball when he sees you~”

A deep breath in to gather courage: “Then wait and see.”

“Oh, seems you’ve gotten cocky?”

“I do bite.”

Stefano hums almost as if aroused: “I’d love to see that, darling.”

 He never penetrated Stefano, or have it the other way around, but the man fucked Sebastian in more ways; other ways. The downstairs bedroom with the red sheets, always stained and smelling of blood; his blood. Man was sick, always asking the same thing: half dressed, cutting himself up, moaning in pain, because it got him hard. And he saw Stefano come completely undone in those days ‘till that party.

It might have looked like the work of a doctor, precise and clean: a long line stretched down the middle of his chest, above the bone and only the bone, with the purpose of drawing blood and looking pretty. It fucking hurt. He bent on his elbows shuddering, while Stefano pleased himself, snapping shots to the wet sound of masturbation. Sebastian hated it. Other times it was bearable ‘cause he got to get away. Now he’s here; no escaping. Yet. And Stefano strung him up, tied his feet, bound his hands, stabbed his shoulder, bruised his knuckles, his knees, his face, cut his lips, his temples.

He went numb; jaw, limbs trembling without even wanting to, vision blurring, head emptying and his self feeling entirely detached from the body just so he couldn’t feel it anymore.

But he thought, all those endless hours he thought of a way to get the fuck out of this place. There’s going to be a party and Stefano’s gonna get him there just to entertain some sick idea of a tragedy like he was some British Monarch. And Stefano sure as hell ain’t Shakespeare so Sebastian could be his Romeo or Macbeth.

He’s gonna get out. He thought of it long and hard and it had to work.

 He was still bruised when Stefano handed him the suit he was to wear; a top hat as well to hide the marks on his face. But it wouldn’t matter much. Lucian ain’t seen when Sebastian slipped a knife underneath the seam of his pants, that he then dangled loosely by a string attached to the suspenders. It grazed his leg, but he didn’t care. Jaw was clenched from all other pains; some more cuts ain’t mattering.

And in one more sloppy act Stefano left his precious camera idle and Sebastian free for barely a moment-

Sebastian was brought to the balcony at the Mayor’s house, along with other friends of his that he only spoke in Italian with. Sebastian didn’t understand much, but whenever one of them or ever Stefano for that matter tried to talk English to him he would reply in Spanish. He was brought up American but his Daddy taught him his mother tongue.

“Ah, there they are, the angry cowboys~” Stefano was most pleased with himself. It hurt biting that lip like he did but he couldn’t look at Arthur’s expression as he came onto the balcony.

Still he looked; the confusion, the betrayed, the heartache, then the flame that lit up when the man pursed his lips. Dutch only spared Sebastian a distrustful look before going on to converse with Dutch.

It’s small steps: from Arthur, from Sebastian. Arthur lights a cigar, lips wrapped around the girth while hands look for a light. The hat probably hid his face well enough that it’s only now, more upclose that Arthur finally notices the cuts and bruises, and his features slack then draw together even angrier.

Sebastian puts a hand on his free wrist- don’t he do anything rash.

But it ain’t seeming like Arthur was intending to. Instead he fumed in silence watching Stefano introduce the profiles of the St. Denis high society: the Mayor, Alberto Fussar, Evelyn Miller, Rains Fall. The way Stefano talked, as if he owned the universe of this city had even Dutch speechless, features slacked, offended.

“Maybe one day you’ll kill him for me-”

“We ain’t paid killers as such...”

“Oh, I am sorry-” Stefano wasn’t as openly amused now; the dark grin slipped in. “But you do need money don’t you.”

Arthur drew in a sharp breath.

“Yes.” Dutch said.

“It’s a setup...” Arthur said it on a sigh, a whisper, to Sebastian. And he wanted to say more but lips fell shut.

“You didn’t hear it from me but there’s plenty cash at the trolley station.” Stefano keeping musing to Dutch, drawing him in. “But do enjoy your party, fine gentlemen.”

Stefano draws closer in to the pair of them, arranging his gloves as if they slipped- Sebastian lets go, leaning in for barely a moment:

“Me encargaré de esto.” He knew Arthur didn’t understand a thing, but he’s hoping that’s enough to put the man’s mind a bit at ease

“Arthur!” Dutch beacons, and Arthur follows diligently downstairs, one more stolen look.

He’s sore when moving so he doesn’t do much of it; he’s waiting for the fireworks. For now he watches Arthur from the balcony, he slips into the crowd, to gather information, same as Dutch, Hosea and that Bill.

And there’s the fireworks. A glance at Stefano, before Sebastian heads down the stairs

“Sebastian.” The man’s voice is stern, scolding, maybe even frightening.

Something compels him to smile and pretend he didn’t understand: “¿Perdóneme?” And he keeps descending, step rigorous.

It’s loud and crowded; Stefano comes after him himself, fists clenched. That camera he pocketed is taken out right when he knew that the man’ll see it, walking towards the dock, where the crowd’s thinned. He hears Stefano calling him out, walking harsher.

As much as his torn body lets him Sebastian jumps in the boat docked there, untied the rope, but doesn’t depart yet, until he’s sure Stefano’s one foot away. Camera is dangled above the water.

“You think that’s a threat? I can always get a new one-”

Oops. Sebastian drops it, and it sinks to the depths of the lake.

“You seem pretty threatened.” Stefano puffs his chest out, jaw clenched. “Come on in.”

“Sebastian-” Teeth clatter onto each other and Stefano jumps on the boat.

With all the strength he has Sebastian pushes the boat off the shore and starts rowing. Stefano falls down, from the sound of it like it’ll leave a bruise. But he ain’t caring. No he ain’t caring at all. Sebastian keeps rowing as hard as he can. One short glance at the people of the party: they ain’t looking.

One hand slides under his pants to grab the knife, just as Stefano, bare handed and filled with rage stumbles up and forwards to strangle him. Sebastian’s numb to the pain, to the fact that he sliced up his own thigh lifting the weapon.

It’s swift, harsh, filled with hate. One short grunt from him.

Blade sticks clean into the skull, poking right underneath the jaw. Stefano goes numb with barely a wheeze. Eyes stare blankly forward as the body slumps on top of him.

Sebastian can breathe again; shakes the hands that pinned him off himself, blood gushes onto him, onto the boat. It’s warm and tastes like fucking revenge; it’s sweet and salty like expensive caramels. Rows are take back into his arms and keeps on traversing the lake. The throbbing of his torn thigh starting at last to sting. The fireworks die down not long after.

Body’s thrown in the swamp.

And Sebastian should row back to the mansion. Maybe he can still meet up with Arthur... and the rest-

That’s the shore there. Not much further to row-

He can’t walk. He can’t get out of the boat; falls face first in the mud just by the side of the road.

A coach stops. He recognizes those voices. Ah... here’s hoping...

[cruddyborderlandstheories]

HOLY SHIT! TROY’S COSPLAY GUIDE

this gonna take me fucking forever to type i can’t stop shaking out of excitement okay here we go lads

1. i totally called troy making all the propaganda with the spray paint cans

i was fucking kidding but you know what i’ll take it

2. 

pretty much confirmed Troy is dying D: so that old old old leak was correct after all!! if Tyreen dies first that’s going to be really fucking sad jesus

NOW THE THING

IS

HES GOT A LITTLE IMPLANT

from the spine thing!!! so everyone who called that being a part of his arm, fuckin’ nice

also his neck things... collar... things connect to his arm, I guess to hold that whole situation in place. now i understand why his neck is so long... being stretched out by the weight.......

holy mother of god this poor boy he’s falling apart at the seams no wonder he’s dependent on Tyreen for life force

this tattoo is awesome, its like wings coming off the skull

here

also he has a litttttlllle bit of his tattoo hidden under the chains around his neck

i honestly was not expecting his tattoos to go up his shoulder, since they don’t go down his abdomen. i also would not be too shocked if the screws in his left arm have something to do with his tattoos.

also the little spiky bit protruding from the other side... what does that exist its like attaching knives to your armpit. what purpose do you serve????

edit: also, that chest tattoo? the more i look at those spikes, the more i think they’re supposed to represent his feather collar. combine that with the fact that the tattoo’s jaw is splitting open and uhhhh take with that what you will 👀 i mean... his hair is conveniently brushed over his forehead on both sides... right where horns would happen........

these are looking more and more like vials every day, i swear

maybe some sort of medicine now that Tyreen is confirmed to be helping Troy live?

i would say they could be life force condensed in a bottle bc its glowing but i wouldn’t understand, like, how they did that. 

also to me, it looks like the ‘water’level is about 2/3rds of the way up so maybe the vials are tinted red for the ~aesthetic~

maybe its monster boy juice just do shots of monster boy juice

im still not 100% convinced they’re not atlas, especially now with the fuckin’ brain tether the boi has, like, what kinda bandit tech would do that and look this fucking sharp? none!

i mean, come on

its so slick

i am just curious how he gets those chains around his neck every morning, like i guess he has to take the whole thing off to sleep, but getting it on in the morning must be a pain and a half, no wonder tyreen is around to help him survive he needs help with the giant fuckin robot arm

oh yeah, also, it looks almost like all these attachments were recent. if you check the left side, it looks like he has a wing tattoo coming out of the spine thing. 

more interestingly, it looks like he has more geometric tattoos below the spine attachments, like someone was marking where they connect. it makes me think the tattoos on his abdomen are also from wherever he got these cybernetics from, i mean its not tattooed CalypsoS it’s just tattooed Calypso (no S!) which makes me think its the name of a project or smth, not the same of the twins

also troy is wearing clip-on pant legs. pls let that sink in

he’s 100% wearing boxers and those were the only thing left in his closet that morning and he still hasn’t had time to change. that or its a fashion statement. either way, lad, the fuck

ohh and also idk if this is just the way they cut it or what but the chin thing that we all thought was a staple looks like it curves down below his head and supports his jaw. 

its more like a plate than a staple i guess lol

oh and these things, idk what they are exactly, but i was thinking maybe a power source for the arm? 

like a battery or smth, like they plug in here

i still have no idea what these things are or what the tubing is for

maybe where he pours his health juice in from the vials? and the tubes pump it up into him. idk, im spitballing here lol 

so theories? atlas. atlas atlas atlas

but you guys know that already

crazy theory? possibly the work of tannis, maybe she still had or found access to (more) atlas tech before she was convinced to come to Sanctuary (before bl2). i doubt it, but it is a possibility. 

also a possibility that it was after Commander Lilith and the Fight for Sanctuary, like we absolutely fuck Troy up somehow and he comes back after 7 years looking like this. that would put the atlas theory out of commission (unless, of course, lorelei (or someone on the inside) was secretly helping them or something- i want to believe rhys is a good boy and if he did help them then he totally fucked up and isn’t admitting his mistakes yet) so i don’t know how he’d get access to such high-end prosthesis... maliwan? maybe? but they’re usually orange/blue/white/black not red/orange/white/black

the craziest theory of all, they have nothing to do with atlas, weren’t workers, weren’t experiments, weren’t anything, Troy is just really fucking smart and built all that stuff on his own so he wouldn’t get the die

edit: sorry i keep adding things whenever i think of them lol

[bossman-hazani]

Gangstars episode 1

Hey so this is my first time using this website. I’m moderately new to it but I thought that this might be a good place to post the scripts for an animated comedy series I wish to one day start. I decided that since I have no idea on how and what the hell to do in order to get it noticed by a producer, I thought a good place to start was to post the scripts online and see if I could build a community on it and see what will come from it. I mean, worst case scenario is that literally nothing will happen and it’ll go completely unnoticed so here it is. Please feel free to give any feedback in whatever way is possible on this website lol. The first episode might be a little weak I’m not really sure what to expect from readers but please give it a chance to when I post the second episode before giving up on it. I guess the kind of humour it comes off from is more a Rick and Morty type of thing. And please can nobody be an ass with feedback? I’m still new to this and I don’t really appreciate it. This isn’t really a final product and I’ll probably change the script based on any feedback I get so please try to keep it constructive and helpful. Thanks and enjoy.

Gangstars Episode 1 script

(The camera shows a brick wall in an alleyway with a door. You can hear the muffled voices of the interviewer and his mother)

Interviewer: "!?"

(Door opens)

Mom: "DAMMIT BOY, IF MY SON'S GONNA SMOKE, HE'S GONNA DO IT IN HIS OWN DAMN HOUSE, NOT THE TRASHY APARTMENT HE BOUGHT HIS MOM CAUSE HE DOESN'T LOVE HER"

Interviewer: "alright, alright! I'm going!"

(Interviewer exits door, grabs a cigar, takes out his phone and starts talking to someone on the phone while leaning on a wall)

Interviewer: "Hey, Stu. Look, I need you to do me a favour. Dammit Stu are you drunk again!? Fine, whatever. Just go tell Cindy that I'm gonna be in the office to tomorrow morning - what do you mean what!? Why the fuck do I even pay you!? Dammit Stu! You'd better give results or you're fired! Oh so NOW you remember. Whatever. Now tell Cindy that I'm gonna be in my office in the morning and that she has to go get mike so I can meet him and promote his ass. Heh, yeah, he's gonna be making some big bucks now"

(Interviewer continues talking while smoking, and as this happens, a large arm (Fat Toni) with a burger starts creeping off side of screen and attempts to suffocate him.)

Interviewer: "WHA-!?"

(Interviewer punches Fat Toni in the stomach to which an immune sign appears, slowly rising. As time is running out, Interviewer grabs glass bottle and hits Fat Toni over the head with it.)

Fat Toni: "ah SHIT!"

(FT drops to floor directly onto interviewer's leg and a crack is audible)

Interviewer: "Fuuuck!!"

Fat Toni: "Help me up, guys!"

(Two more figures, Teef and Giuseppe run in to help FT up there is clear strain in doing the process.)

Teef: "Holy shit, Toni you’re so fucking heavy!!"

Giuseppe: (Makes strained sounds)

(Interviewer politely waits through this event)

(When Fat Toni is finally up, he takes a moment to catch his breath)

Fat Toni: "Ok, where were we??"

Interviewer: "Uhhhh I think you were about to proceed with kidnapping me?"

Fat Toni: Ooohhh yeeah... Well... Do you wanna go through with it or has the moment kinda passed?"

Interviewer: "Nah I think I can bring it back."

(Interviewer backs away, into a wall, unable to stand. The shadow of a LARGE man slowly, with help, makes their way up and looms over interviewer)

Interviewer: (In fear) "What are you?"

(Bag goes over interviewer's face and screen goes black)

Fat Toni: (As if talking to a sick child) "Wake up, this is a temporary kidnapping."

(From the perspective of the interviewer, you can see his eyes opening and closing slowly)

Fat Toni: "Wake uuuuppp"

(Interviewer still doesn't wake up)

Fat Toni: (Irritated) "Hey, cmon, wake up already."

Fat Toni: (yelling and at the same time slapping the interviewer) "Wake up!!"

(Interviewer is awake now and looks all around him. He can see a messy room and at the end of it stands a dark figure who is not visible due to a light shining into the interviewer's face)

Fat Toni: "Alright now, talk!!"

(An irritated muffle comes from the interviewer as he makes it clear that he cannot)

Fat Toni: "Oh, right. Sorry about that."

(From the figure comes a hand that reaches to the face of the interviewer and removes some duct tape)

Fat Toni: "Ok NOW talk."

Interviewer: "Somebody help me!!"

Fat Toni: "Naah I was just messing with you, you never had to talk. But what we ARE gonna do is we're give you something to make sure that you can't go to that interview tomorrow."

Interviewer: "huh? But-"

(Toni's hand goes over interviewer's face and the screen goes black for a few seconds.)

(The camera then goes to Mike. He's walking in a suit with a briefcase (office work starter pack) through the Jimmyasssteak building and his fellow employees pass by, engaging in conversation. It's clear that Mike is familiar and comfortable in his status and that EVERYONE knows and loves Mike.)

Employee 1: "Hey, Mike!! Pretty sure your gonna be promoted to CEO!! AND your gonna meet the boss! Even I haven't seen him"

Mike: "Yeah ikr! But it still hasn't been confirmed... Fingers crossed though!!"

Employee 2: "EY, MIKE!! YOU FUCKED MY WIFE!"

Mike: "Yeah I did"

Employee 2: (High fives mike) "Holy shit! That's really an achievement! I still haven't fucked her after 5 years together!! Anyway, have a good one, Mike!"

Mike: "Yeah, you too, Gary."

(Mike goes into a reception and starts waiting. After a sew seconds, a secretary comes up to mike)

Secretary: "Oh, hey Mike, the boss will see you now."

Mike: "Alrighty then, let's go."

(Mike and secretary start walking together through a corridor)

Mike: "So uh you know what the big guy's like? What I should say to him? What he looks like?"

Secretary: "I have no idea. I've never seen or heard him in person. Every day at 11 I escort everyone out of the building and security is turned off so he can enter his office. I guess you could say he likes his privacy."

Mike: "But then how did he tell you he wanted to see me?"

Secretary: "We communicate through ASCII. (but pronounced as ASCI)"

Mike: "So... the Advertising standards council of india??"

Secretary: "No it's with TWO 'I's."

Mike: "Ohh..."

(Camera slowly blacks out then slowly back into colour to show Mike and the Secretary reaching the end of a corridor. The secretary is a blubbering mess while mark is just confused and shocked)

Secretary: "And then I said "what, you don't like me that way?" and then you'll never guess what he said. Go on guess."

Mike: (slowly and confused) "How? This wasn't even a long corridor. It was only 30 seconds ago that we were talking about the boss. How did- Just- how!?"

Secretary: "HE SAID YESSSS!"

Mike: "Well I hate to have to leave you at the peak of the... The conversation but- uhh- we're at the boss so I kinda have to do my interview and all..."

Secretary: (clearly fine now) "Oh, ok!"

(Secretary goes to a computer and types in a legitimate ASCII message. In response, a message that's clearly not ASCII pops up)

Secretary: "Alright, I'm going to have to go while the boss opens the door. It's standard procedure. So bye Mike!"

(Secretary starts walking away. A door slowly opens. Mike goes through the door, looks around and sees Fat Toni, who is drawing a moustache on the Mona Lisa painting hung up on a wall)

Fat Toni: "OH, HEY! Mark, right? I- uh I wasn't expecting you!"

Mike: "But didn't you literally tell your secretary that you were ready for me through ASCII??"

Fat Toni: "Mike... How in the goatlord’s shitting anus am I supposed to contact my secretary through the advertising standards council of india!?"

Mike: "Oh no she says it's with two 'I's."

Fat Toni: "Aaaahh. Well that makes more sense. I thought she was playing a number game when she sent me all those ones and zeros

Fat Toni: "Mike... I don't like mike... Is it ok if I call you Donnie?"

Mike: "Please call me by my name, sir."

Fat Toni: "Then it's settled. Your now Donnie... Donnie Dwayne!"

Donnie: (small and powerless) "ok..."

Fat Toni: "So Donnie. I'm gonna ask you some questions and your gonna answer then a’ight?"

Donnie: "Sure, whatever."

Fat Toni: "What are your thoughts on crime??"

Donnie: "I've always hated crime. I don't want to establish myself in it in any way and it helps nobody in any way. Innocent people just get hurt."

(Fat Toni gives a disapproving 'hmm' and literally scribbles on his notepad)

Fat Toni: "Now for the second question; What's your weight and how much do you normally eat in a day?"

Donnie: "How does this have anything to do with my promotion?"

Fat Toni: "Trust me, it's very important."

Donnie: "Well I guess I'm more or less the average person for both of them."

Fat Toni: "So... 49,000 calories each day??"

Donnie: "what!? No! That's stupid!! It's like 2,000!"

Fat Toni: "TWO-THOUSAND!? WHAT KINDA SUPER FUCKIN DIET ARE YOU- *ahem* That's very, very low. I gotta say, Donnie, your not doing very well for yourself so far. But you can still make it back."

Donnie: "Ok, ok..."

Fat Toni: (Dark and slowly) "Now it's time for the third question..."

(features of Fat Toni's face are blackened and are very serious as he says this and Donnie is concerned)

Fat Toni: (All grim and dark features on Fat Toni's face quickly disappear as he says this) "Do you like burgers? I like burgers."

Donnie: "Oh- well I like a good burger. They're actually pretty good."

Fat Toni: "I should probably tell you the truth... You know the gangstars?"

Donnie: "Umm no..."

Fat Toni: "Oh c'mon you gadda know them... Ya know... Biggest gang in the worldiverse?? Startin' gang wars here and there? You've probably heard of the but don't remember"

Donnie: "Ohhhhh those guys are JOKES!"

Fat Toni: "Ah c’mon, they're not that bad..."

Donnie: "I mean, they were the first and only gang to ever have their heist thwarted by an old lady"

Fat Toni: "Well- uuhh- I'm pretty sure they felt bad for the grandma and they didn't wanna hurt her..."

Donnie: "Dude, she was 96 and they had guns. She was only armed with a walking stick."

Fat Toni: "Pretty sure she was a martial artist."

Donnie: "What kind of martial artist is called Masel?"

Fat Toni: "UM only the most powerful ones. You know how martial arts gotta be, you can’t have your enemy suspect it. Pfft what do you know. Listen. I'm not your boss. My name is Fat Toni. I'm here to recruit you on the behalf of the Gangstars."

Donnie: "No."

Fat Toni: "Look Donnie, The gangstars need you. We're at a very bad state and this is the final straw for us. We need you."

Donnie: "No."

Fat Toni: "In this job, you were about to be promoted to CEO of the company. Would you rather be a CEO of Jimmyasssteak and get about 15 million a year, as tempting as it is, I think our offer will still win you over. By joining the gangstars, you get to risk your life, for scraps from heists!" (shows a picture of two happy people) "See, in the picture, you can see two of our happy members, enjoying the rough territory of wars."

Donnie: "Who even ARE they??"

Fat Toni: (Looks at the picture) "Ah. That's Tim and John. They didn't make the old lady attack. Don't ask. And I haven't even gotten to the good part! If you choose to join the gangstars, you get a chicken! On the house! With deals like that, SOMEONE'S gonna be making it through the winter!"

Donnie: "Well, I was GONNA say "no.", but I think the chicken part really changed my mind to... No.

Fat Toni: (pulls out gun to Donnie's face) (Aggressively) "It sure is a good thing that you're so excited to join the gangstars. You start..." (Looks at watch) "now!"

Donnie: "Of course. This is just great."

Fat Toni: (Holds up handcuffs) "you're gonna need to wear these..."

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ (Fat Toni and Donnie are walking on the pavement of a motorway. Occasionally, there's a car passing by. Most give an aggressive comment to them.)

Fat Toni: "Sorry we had to walk. We have a small unicycle back at the HQ... I totally forgot it though."

Donnie: "A unicycle? You can ride one?"

Fat Toni: "Yeah you should see us when we use it. We look like a fuckin' circus crew piled up on top of each other."

Donnie: "That's kinda st-"

(A car passes by, and says an aggressive comment."

Driver 1: "You fuckin' dumbass!!"

Fat Toni: "You too you piece a' shit!!"

Donnie: "What the fuck was that about?"

Fat Toni: "Well you're in the motorway. In these areas, it's home to some of the most aggressive drivers in the city. A word of advice, do NOT go through the motorway in a car. VERY few people ever see the end of the motorway. Don't worry about the comments though, asshole comments are like compliments here."

Donnie: "Oh. Well that's also stupid. What's the gangstars like??"

Fat Toni: "Oh they're great once you get to know them. But if you're gonna fit in, you're gonna wanna work on your gangstar voice. Try one now!!"

(Passing car)

Driver 2: "HEY!! I'm drivin' here!!"

Fat Toni: "yeah, I bet you are!!"

Donnie: "Well what do you want me to say??"

Fat Toni: "Ummm... say that the gangstars don't suck and that they're actually super cool."

Donnie: "Ok, that sounds like a fairly simple task." in gangstar voice) "The ganghhh-"

Fat Toni: "Go on, say it."

Donnie: (in gangstar voice) "The gagstars donn- donnut sss-" (out of gangstar voice) "nope. I can't do it. It's physically impossible They just suck that much."

Fat Toni: "Ok, imma let that pass, but don't say that any more. Look. We'll work on your gangstar voice later"

(Passing car)

Driver 3: "How's ur mom!?!?"

Donnie this time: "Much better than yours!!"

(Car stops in the distance for a moment and then starts reversing. Meanwhile, Fat Toni is in shock.)

Donnie: "Wait what's he doing?? Didn't I compliment him?"

Fat Toni: "Dammit Donnie!! YOU'RE OUTTA THE MOTORWAY ZONE!!"

(Camera shows the ground with half of donnie's front foot past a black and yellow tape on the ground)

Donnie: "Well how tf was I supposed to know that!?!?"

Fat Toni: "THERE'S A NEON ADHESIVE TAPE ON THE FLOOR AND ABOUT 50 SIGNS!! HOW COULD YA MISS IT!?"

Fat Toni: "Just let me handle this!"

(Fat Toni pulls out his gun and points it to the driver who is at this point already out of his car and is approaching them. Meanwhile, Donnie starts slowly making a getaway.)

Fat Toni: "Look sir, I'm sorry about this misunderstanding. My grandson over here."

Driver 3: "Idiot. You don't look anything like him. And the age gap is WAY too small for him to be your grandson."

Fat Toni: "Oh but he is my grandson. Tell 'I’m Donnie."

Donnie: "Huh? Oh- yeah, sure am."

Driver 3: "Well tell me something, then. Why is your grandson trying to run away?"

Fat Toni: "Are you serious?? That's like the oldest trick in the fuckin' book. Did you really think that was gonna work? Go on, Donnie, tell him how you're still here!"

Donnie: (slightly distant) "YEAH!! He's right!"

Fat Toni: "See what did I tell ya!?"

(Fat Toni looks back and sees Donnie running away)

Fat Toni: "SON OF A BITCH!! Uh... is that someone calling you a fucking dumb ass??"

Driver 3: "You're the fucking dumbass if you think I'm falling for that bu-"

(Fat Toni throws the gun in driver 3's face and starts running for donnie.)

Fat Toni: "Donnie? Donnie!! Don't worry. I think the guy's knocked out!! You can stop running now!"

Donnie: "You idiot! That's not why I'm running away! I need to go back to my LIFE! I can still get my promotion and forget all this EVER happened!!

Fat Toni: "But Donnie!! The chicken! It's still up for grabs!!"

Donnie: "You're fucking crazy!! Just leave!"

Fat Toni: "Slow down, Donnie, I'm fat!!"

(Donnie continues running while looking back at Toni who's stopped to catch his breath.)

Donnie: "hah haha AAHAHAHAH IT'S OVER! I'M FREE! OOP!

(Donnie runs into a tree and falls back onto the ground and goes unconscious. The camera shows Toni picking up Donnie and holding him over his shoulder and carries him off. The screen slowly fades.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

(Donnie wakes up in a small room on some hay, holding his head. The room looks old and floors and walls are made of wood. Donnie walks out of the room to another but this room looks normal and modern. Just regular but it's shit. In the room, Fat Toni stands alone in the room. He notices Donnie, starts walking towards him while talking.)

Fat Toni: "Hey Donnie, How did you enjoy our 17th century themed guest room?"

Donnie: "Well I feel like shit. I also smell like shit and I don't remember that before I hit my head."

Fat Toni: "Yeah... It's a pretty weird coincidence how the guest room does that to ya."

Fat Toni: "Listen Donnie, You're about to meet the other members of the gangstars. But, before you meet them and officially become a gangstar, you gadda sign this" (holds up a blank contract with only the signing area.) "so that if you bail, we can add shit in the blank and take you to court claiming shit you never agreed to! And if you don't officially join the gangstars, then we'll kill you. So... it's nothing important. You get it. Now sign it."

Donnie: "Welp. Doesn't look like I have that much choice... Uh... should i sign it as Donnie or should i use my actual name??"

Fat Toni: "Donnie will work just fine. I mean, I don't know how it not being your real name would affect how we can take you to court."

Donnie: "Oh I'm sure it doesn't. Real names are way overrated anyway"

(Donnie signs it as "Donnie")

Fat Toni: "Alright, this is the moment, as soon as you meet the rest of the gangstars, you'll officially be a gangstar. There's no going back from here."

Donnie: "Ummm I don't really need t-"

Fat Toni: (yelling upwards, cutting Donnie off) "GET YOUR ASSES DOWN HERE!!"

(Distant shuffling)

(the gangstars start walking in one by one)

Teef: (Talks in a shitty Italian accent) "What the fuck is it now?? If you've lost your cheeseburger again, we're NOT gonna help you this time"

Fat Toni: "Well actually I'll talk to you about that later buuut I called all your asses down here because I wanted to introduce the latest addition to the gangstars... Everyone meet Donnie!!"

Teef: "Oh, another one?? This is the fourth time this week. They keep dieing, dammit!"

Guiseppe: "Taglatelli!!"

Donnie: "Wait-- what's up with that guy, why did he just mention a delicious food that doesn't relate to context."

Fat Toni: "Ah, that, is guiseppe, he's got pure Italian blood, but we never really got to figuring out why exactly he doesn't talk proper Italian. His language is based mostly on Italian words that Americans know and love in their language likee... Ravioli, or pizza then there's also a sprinkle of random American words, but he CAN understand what you say. We came around to calling it retarded Italian. Oh yeah, he also makes a great ravioli."

Giuseppe: "Pizza ravioli Guiseppe (holds out hand) spaghetti"

Donnie: (shaking hand) "So is it like every word has a translation??"

Teef: "Nah it's really completely random. One ravioli could mean biscuits in one sentence but shit in another."

Fat Toni: "Yeah... Trust Teef's judgement when it comes to retarded Italian. He's the only one who understands retarded Italian."

Teef: "Welcome to the gangstars, if you need anything, just reach reach me, I probably got what you need."

Fat Toni: "Teef's our guy whenever we need something, if you need something done, just go to him!

Donnie: "yeah, sure, whatever, but why the fuck does he sound so weird??"

Fat Toni: "Well a couple years back his ass got into some deep shit and well... He knew some people who could fix it... let's just say long story short, according to the law he's related to guiseppe and is legally required to speak in a shitty Italian accent. It's a story for another time."

Guiseppe: "Spaghetti artichoke" (starts ruffling in pockets) "biscotti penne"

Teef: "Oh c'mon Guiseppe. You really gotta do that this time??"

Guiseppe: "broccoli."

Donnie: "Wait- What's happening?"

Teef: "He uh says you gotta do the ritual."

Donnie: "Oh for fucks sake what's it now?"

(Once guiseppe seems content with what he was searching for, he pulls out a live chicken and holds it in both hands and starts talking retarded Italian. What he's talking about isn't important.)

Guiseppe: "coffee ciabatta gelato..."

Donnie: "What the fuck!? Where the hell did he even fit that thing!?"

Fat Toni: "It doesn't matter, it's bad luck to question the ritual. It's a tradition that's been going through the gangstars for centuries now, your gonna have to accept the complimentary chicken."

Donnie: "What!? No! I'm not gonna accept this stupid chicken!"

(Guiseppe takes note of this and looks offended, but continues with the ritual.)

Teef: "You gotta take the complimentary chicken man. No excuses now, you're a gangstar."

Donnie: "What the hell even is this place!?"

(Guiseppe finishes speaking and goes down on one knee and holds the chicken above his head)

Donnie: "I'm not gonna take the chicken"

Teef: "You gotta take it man."

(Guiseppe starts to slowly push the chicken towards Donnie's face)

Fat Toni: "just take the damn chicken, just for a minute."

Donnie: "I can't, I'm allergic dammit!"

(Guiseppe slowly starts getting seriously pissed)

Teef: "Would you do it for a quarter?"

(Donnie shoots Teef an annoyed glance)

Teef: "He ain't buying, Toni."

Fat Toni: "Well raise!! We need him to take the chicken!"

Teef: "But I already offered a quarter!"

Fat Toni: "Whoa Teef, he's not worth our entire budget."

(Guiseppe slowly starts getting seriously pissed)

Fat Toni: "Donnie, I'm telling ya this as a warning, not advice; take the chicken."

Donnie: "Alright! I'll take the chicken!!"

(Donnie takes the chicken in a sudden movement, Guiseppe goes back to normal and walks out.)

Donnie: (throwing the chicken behind him followed by a squawk) "What a weird motherfucker..."

(Doogie walks through the door)

Teef: "Motherfucker..."

Doogie: "Reporting for business, boss!"

Fat Toni: "Ah come onn didn't I give you that calculus book!?"

Doogie: "That was a colouring book for kids."

Fat Toni: "And I did NOT think you'd finish it so damn fast"

Donnie: "Alright whose this dumbass?"

Doogie: "well my-"

Teef: "We'll do the talking, asshole."

Teef: "His name's Doogie; the smartass dumbass never really officially joined the gangstars, he just started coming here."

Fat Toni: "Physically, he's worse than useless, but he's a real smartass... Most of the time he's just annoying though. No matter what we do, we can't get rid of him.

Donnie: "Well why don't you just" (makes a slitting throat gesture)

Fat Toni: (excitedly) "Oh yeah, that reminds me, check this out"

(Fat Toni pulls a gun to Doogie's forehead between his glasses and shoots him without hesitation. When Doogie dies, he makes the most pathetic sound. Doogie's corpse slides a small distance so his head is under an object.)

Donnie: "What the hell did you just do!?You killed the weird kid!!"

Fat Toni: "What? you suggested that I kill him? Didn't he Teef?

Teef: "He did, and by laws of the gangstars, he'd be held responsible"

Donnie: "No! I was making a joke! I didn't want you to seriously kill him!!"

Doogie: (Weak and slowly) "Goooo..."

Donnie: "Wait- why did he just make a noise? What was that?"

Teef: "That. Is the reason why we could never get rid of him. I mean cmon did you really think we didn't try killing him? I mean just look at him."

(Doogie starts making a very slow rise)

Teef: "If you'll excuse me for a moment, I have something to get"

(Doogie starts talking while rising)

Doogie: "How many times do I have to tell you to not to do that guys? I know it's funny but it's annoying. You ruined my good glasses too..." (continues )

(Teef walks next to Doogie with a shovel and smashes him by the back of the head towards a wall. Doogie makes another one of his pathetic noises as he dies. His corpse slides towards a wall and and some sort of stacked tall object falls just right to cover his body from the viewpoint and from all characters in the area.)

Teef: "Welp, I think I took care of that."

Donnie: "So.... What!?"

Fat Toni: "To put it simply, it was by some really shitty fortune that the one useless pain in the ass is basically impossible to get rid of. We've never seem what happens when he's being reborn. The surrounding will just comically rearrange themselves through extremely unlikely processes to cover his corpse."

Teef: "The more you try to force seeing the regeneration process, the more destructive the events get so they'll force YOU not to see it. So uh try not to do that."

(Two semi-large guys walk into view next to Toni)

One of them: "Hey Toni. A word please"

Toni: "Oh, hey Donnie, meet these guys." (points to one of them) "This guy is Tommy de mato" (points to the other one) "and he's Danny 'D' Ruff."

Donnie: "Damn, those are some pretty stupid yet kinda catchy names."

Teef: "Yeaah... That was back when we were using the catchy name generator."

Fat Toni: "Ahh that was a good one... Anyway, they're mostly undercover or doing background work so you won't be seeing much of them."

(Fat Toni turns to Tommy and Danny and then back to the others)

Fat Toni: "Alright. I'll be back in a minute"

(Fat Toni walks a small distance with Tommy and Danny to talk.)

Fat Toni: "Alright so what's up guys?"

Danny 'D' Ruff: "We found a bank. This one's too easy."

Fat Toni: "How much they are we gonna get outta this heist??"

Tommy De Mato: "Well they don't got much money or gold or much of anything because they literally just opened but they got cookies; lots and lotsa cookies."

Fat Toni: (Stroking chin in deep thought) "How many cookies are we talking about here?"

Danny 'D' Ruff: "Get this; whenever you deposit or withdraw money from an account, they'll give out free cookies."

Fat Toni: "Holy shit that's a lot of cookies..."

Tommy De Mato: "Think about it man, this time in a few days, we'll be rolling in cookies beyond our wildest dreams and a small portion of money."

Fat Toni: "Dammit, we're doing it!!"

(Fat Toni rejoins the rest and Danny and Tommy leave.)

Donnie: "No the fuck I won't do it!"

Teef: (Offering a bloody bat to Donnie) "C'mon it's not that hard to just give him a whack to the head."

Doogie: "No, please don't. It hurts"

Donnie: "No!! It's psychotic!"

Fat Toni: "Don't worry, Teef. He's only finding it so difficult because he doesn't know him well enough."

Teef: (with a hint of hostility) "Just give it time."

Fat Toni: "Alright guys. We're gonna rob a bank."

Teef: "Sweeet. It's been way too long." (yells upwards) "HEY, GUISEPPE!! GET YOUR ASS DOWN HERE. WE'RE PULLING A HEIST!!"

Guiseppe: (muffled) "Taglatelli pastrami!? Fusili?"

Teef: "uhhh... Brocoli lasagna pizza"

Guiseppe: "Fusili!"

Teef: "He's in."

Donnie: "Yeeaah I don't know... Now we're breaking the law? This felt more like some creepy fanclub thing. I never really thought of doing illegal shit..."

Fat Toni: "Yea but that's only cause you don't know the stash we're gonna pull from this heist."

Donnie: "Fine. What is it??"

Fat Toni: "Cookies; lots 'n' lotsa cookies."

Donnie: "Yup... Just as incredibly stupid as I figured."

(Guiseppe joins the group)

Guiseppe: "Concerto."

Teef: "He says he's ready."

Fat Toni: "How about everyone else?"

(Camera scrolls to the side as everyone gives their answer)

Teef: "Yeah!"

Guiseppe: "Libretto" (yes)

Doogie: (excitedly but cut off) "Ye-!"

Fat Toni: (Excitedly) "You aren't coming!"

Doogie: "Awww..."

(Camera goes on to Donnie who has an exaggeratedly and comically pissed off face and his arms crossed and is hunched)

Donnie: (with a childlike misery) "No."

Fat Toni: (excitedly) "Doesn't matter!!"

(View goes back to Fat Toni.)

Fat Toni: (In a cool voice) "Well. Now that everyone's ready..." (pauses while putting on some of the stupidest glasses on the end of his nose and pushing the glasses up the bridge of his nose) "... Let's go rob a bank."

*** END OF EPISODE 1 ***

[radmiraclehideout]

Story for mostlycowandpigtfs

When you got home you were ready to just settle in, relax, have something to eat, and then maybe sit down on the couch with your girlfriend to watch a movie together before getting to bed. You looked around to find her when she burst through the door with a bag that said weirdo's magic shop. You asked her "What did buy?" She had a smile going across her face " its a board game I wanna play with you its called Circe's island and its a turn based game where your character has to find a certain chest to escape the island. The guy at the shop said that it just lying around the shop and just let me have it. Can we play it now?" She said this  with an great deal of enthusiasm but, you had a hard day and just wanted to unwind. "I don't know. I'm kinda tired." She started to lookpretty disappointed which played on your heart strings a bit. Holding the box close to her chest she looked up at you with her pretty eyes. "Oh please I really wanna play this game with you." Now sitting at the table with the game set out in front of you. "So how does the game work?" She sat across from you reading the instructions. " So like I said before the goal is to escape the island before. To do that we have to find the chest that has the bag that holds the four winds while also, avoiding the trap chest. Its kind of like battleship each turn we pick a tile and flip it over to see if its a blank, trap or the four winds. Its says we're playing to beat Circe, our characters will start to change as we find traps, and that the game won't end until one of us gets the four winds." You looked over the board at the nummorus tiles. " ok so who goes first?" She pulled a coin from her pocket. "I'll be tails." She fliped the coin into the air onto the table showing tails. "Yes I get to go first!" She picked a tile close to the center. "Dang it!" It was blank "Hahaha you didn't think you would on your first turn did you?" She crossed her arms. "Hmph well lets see you try." You flipped the tile closest to you again blank. "Ha see not so easy is it?" You couldn't help but laugh at her competitiveness and her mild tantrums. "Haha well we just started. Lets keep going." The two of you went back and forth turning blanks for a couple minutes. " Dang it I can't believe we haven't found that stupid bag yet." You were more surprised neither of you found a trap after flipping so many tiles. " Oh well. Maybe this time." She reached over to flip another tile revealing a trap. "Oh no! dang it that sucks." She slumped back in her chair. "I wonder what's going to happen to your character." She sat back up leaning over the table. "Well since we're playing against Circe, she'll probably start to change into a pig like in the odyssy." She was pretty sharp when it came to Greek mythology. "Huh I wonder how we keep track." She looked up from the board. "That's a good ... Oohf! What the heck?" She turned to look behind her. "Oh my God what's going on!" She turned her back towards you. Her butt now stretching the seams of her shorts. "Aaahhh its still growing!" Just then her shorts took all they could and riped to shreads, along with her panties. It had to be at least three times the size it was before. "Uhhhh its so gross! Look at this thing!" Then something started to push out of the base of her spine and it started to curl. She grabbed a hold of her new assets as if to push it back in. " I freaking have a tail now!? A girl shouldn't have a butt like this, it's huge!" You watched as her butt jiggled as she frantically moved about as well as her new tail bouncing around just above it. You didn't even noticed yourself smiling. " This isn't funny! Why don't you take your turn already!" She was obviously embarrassed. "Shouldn't we stop and do something about... well... that."  You pointed at her new backside. " No remember the game isn't over until one of us win so, until then we have to keep playing so I can get back to normal now take your turn." Agreeing with her logic you reluctantly took your turn. It was blank. " Awww no fair!" "Well it's your turn now." She was visibly upset that you didn't get a trap. "Fine!" She reached over and turned a title close to you. Maybe to get some of your luck. It was a trap. "Aww now what going to happen!" She looked up and down her body looking for a change. "Uh oh." You said noticing her nose flatten turning into a snout and her ears starting to become pink floppy pig ears began to poke through her dark hair. "What's uh oh." She said looking slightly frightened. "You should look at the mirror." She quickly ran to the bathroom to see her pig like features. She let out a squeel as she turned on the light. She soon came back. " Take *grunt* your turn *oink!*" You reached over and turned a tile. Trap. "*Reeeeaaak* Yes! Finally!" You started to feel warm all over your lower body. You could feel it swelling. Suddenly you felt a surge and you too busted from your pants and had grown a curly tail of your iwn. But it wasn't over yet. You started to feel the warm sensation in your groin, you griped the edge of the table and spread your legs. Your girlfriend watched from behind as your testicles started to swell, sagging near your knees. Meanwhile your cock started to resemble a corkscrew. You turned to face the half sow. " Happy. Now take your turn." She came towards the table and as she passed by you she flicked your cock which was now sensitive you nearly feel to your hands and knees."well *oink* here it goes." She turned over another trap. She started moan as she feel her her chest then undid her bra. "Ooooohhhhh this one feels *grunt* nice." That's when her breast busted out of her shirt along with six new ones to match. "Ohh now I feel bloated and heavy.... I think I *REEAAK* know what's coming next." Her belly was now round and fat the shirt she was wearing was now in ribbons, leaving her naked. "Your turn *GRUNT GRUNT*" she said this in a way that made you think she was starting to enjoy this. You reached over almost hoping for another trap. Your wish was made. You quickly fall on all fours while rapidly gaining weight, your hands and feet becoming hooves. Your head being the only remaining evidence of your humanity. "Oh my god *GRUNT GRUNT* if we go much further we'll be full on *REEEAKK* pigs!" She said through her squeals. She apoached the board for what she was sure would be her last chance to reclaim her former self and flip a tile......Trap. "Oh god *REEAAK* this bad...noooo! *GRUNT GRUNT* not want be dumb fat sow *REEAAK*! Must hold *oink* on!" But she knew it was in vain, she then drop to all fours her arms and legs becoming shorter fatter versions of them selves, her fingers and toes fusing together into hooves like your own, her neck and cheeks thickened with fat and her face was stretching out into a muzzle. "Up you now.....mind slipping...... GRUNT GRUNT REEAAKK OINK OINK!!!!! " You now were face to face with a fat, dumb, sow who used to be your beautiful, bright, girlfriend an hour ago. Now it was your turn and it all rested on your now pig shoulders. You traughted over to the table and clumsy tried to flip a tile in hope of beating Circe......Trap. You felt your human thoughts flee from your mind as your new boar thoughts replaced them. Your snout shot out in front of you and your words became nothing but a series of grunts and squeals your attention was now focused on the sow eager as she ever was before.... for breeding.

[tankworm]

PORTAL 2 SENTENCE STARTERS ( part 1 ). change pronouns as necessary.

hello? is anyone in there? 

are you going to open the door, at any time?

say ‘apple’. aaa-pple. 

you just jumped. what you’re doing there is jumping.

it’s not out of the question that you may have a very minor case of serious brain damage. 

if you don’t help me, we’re both going to die. alright? 

oh my god. you look terrib— um, good. looking good, actually.

and who’s fault do you think it’s gonna be when management comes down here and finds ten thousand flippin’ vegetables?

god help you.

rest assured that all lethal military androids have been taught to read and provided with one copy of the Laws of Robotics. to share.

this next test is very dangerous. 

you have trapped yourself. congratulations. 

please return to your primitive tribe and send back someone better-qualified for testing.

hey! oi oi! i’m up here!

i’m ... not dead! i’m not dead! HA!

okay, look. i wasn’t going to mention this to you, but i am in pretty hot water here. 

i can’t move, though. that’s the problem now. 

on the floor. needing your help. the whole time. all the time, needing your help. 

what are you doing, are you just having a little five minutes to yourself? fair enough. you’ve had a rough time. 

umm. yeah, i can’t do it if you’re watching. 

can’t do it if you’re leering at me. creepy. 

oh! oh, don’t leave me behind!

ohh, that was amazing! do it again!

don’t make eye contact, whatever you do...

and she will probably, definitely kill us, if she’s awake. 

so, if you’ve got any reservations whatsoever about this plan, now would be the time to voice them. 

okay, i’m gonna lay my cards on the table: i don’t wanna do it. i don’t wanna go in there.

what a nasty piece of work she was, honestly. like a proper maniac. 

then there was this really long chunk of time where absolutely nothing happened, and now there’s us escaping now. that’s it, you’re up to speed.

quick question: have you been working out? 

because there’s no evidence of it. 

AH! sorry, i just looked down. don’t recommend it. 

what’s the worst that could happen? oh. oh wait, i just thought of something. oh, i just thought of something even worse.

just jump. jump into the abyss. 

let there be light.

that’s, uh, god. i was quoting god. 

okay! no, don’t worry, don’t worry! this should slow it down, don’t worry, i’ve got this. nope. no, that made it go faster. okay.

okay. okay. okay. listen. new plan: act natural. we’ve done nothing wrong. 

oh ... it’s you. it’s been a long time. how have you been? 

i’ve been really busy being dead. you know. after you murdered me. 

we’ve both said a lot of things that you’re going to regret. 

i think we can put our differences behind us. for science. you monster.

this will be our only chance to talk.

here, let me get that for you.

you know, if you’d done that to anyone else, they might have devoted their entire existence to exacting revenge. 

this place really is a wreck.

but the important thing is you’re back. with me.

sorry about the mess. 

i’ve really let the place go since you killed me. thanks for that, by the way. 

not bad. i forgot how good you are at this.

here come the test results: you are a horrible person. i’m serious, that’s what it says. a horrible person. we weren’t even testing for that. 

if it makes you feel any better, science has now validated your birth mother's decision to abandon you on a doorstep.

i’ll give you credit, i guess you are listening to me.

try to avoid the garbage hurtling towards you.

remember before when i was talking about smelly garbage standing around being useless? that was a metaphor. i was actually talking about you.

you broke it, didn’t you?

you look great, by the way. very healthy.

look at you. sailing through the air majestically. like an eagle. piloting a blimp.

when you die, i'm going to laminate your skeleton and pose you in the lobby. that way future generations can learn from you how not to have your unfortunate bone structure.

—a bloody bird! i know, right? couldn’t believe it either. and then the bird—

okay, look, the point is— i’m going to break us out of here! soon, i promise!

let’s just say he won’t be ... well, living any more.

that jumpsuit you’re wearing looks stupid. that’s not me talking, it’s right here in your file.

well, you know the old formula: comedy equals tragedy plus time.

i thought about our dilemma, and i came up with a solution that i honestly think works out best for one of both of us.

federal regulations require me to warn you that this next test chamber... is looking pretty good.

you just have to look at things objectively, see what you don't need anymore, and trim out the fat.

what’s going on? who turned out the lights?

okay, to recap: we are escaping. that’s what happening now, we’re escaping. so just keep running, you’re doing great. 

how stupid does she think we are?

we have to get you out of there!

she’s bringing the whole place down! hurry!

follow me, we’ve still got work to do.

okay. alright. so, i’ve got an idea, but it is bloody dangerous.

ooh. it’s dark down here, isn’t it?

okay, this looks dangerous. i’ll hold the light steady.

are you alive down there?

done! hacked!

i, uh... don't have any bullets. are you gonna give me any bullets? 

uhhhh... blam! blam blam blam! i'm not defective!

oh! i’ve just had one idea, which is that i could pretend to her that i’ve captured you, and give you over and she’ll kill you, but i could go on ... living. so, what’s your view on that?

oh, thank god! you saved my bacon, pal. where we going? is this a jailbreak?

okay, i’m about to start hacking. it’s a little more complicated than it looks from your side. it should take about ten minutes, so keep one eye on the door.

bring your daughter to work day. that did not end well. 

the whole place is probably overrun with potatoes at this point. 

don't worry, i'm absolutely guaranteeing you 100% that it's this way ... oh it's not this way.

hold on now, i might not have thought this next part completely through.

that’s funny. i don’t feel corrupt. in fact, i feel pretty good. 

have i ever told you the qualities i love most in you? in order: number one: resolving things, love the ways you resolve things. particularly disputes. number one, tied: button-pushing. two things I love about you: button pushing and the ability to resolve things. chiefly disputes. now push that button.

i hate you so much.

don’t do it. don’t you dare. 

i just added that to the list. it's a list i made of all the things you've done. well, it's a list that i AM making, because you're still doing things right now, even though i'm telling you to stop. stop, by the way.

get your hands off me! stop! no!

what, what if this hurts? what if this really hurts? oh, no, i didn’t think of that.

you didn’t do anything. she did all the work. 

[sanguinesprout]

Therapy/Counselling Diary #9 (and some silly but blah but good bits)

Weeeeeelp. As usual this session was uhhhh... *blank blank* I literally blank loads while in the actual session and feel like I totally have to wing my responses every single time in a slight panic (probably cause I’m not used to getting up early and am lacking sleep, also because I’m just really slow in general hahaha ugh). I’m still dying of lack of sleep idk if I can write right now so imma write out some real quick notes to go off and help jog my memory later before I forget anymores. Phew, wracked my brains all I can, time to go laze around and zzzzz... Okay slept some and shopped some and slept some more, time to write! Just get the main things down hoo!

About last weeks attempts at helping at front of shop, I kinda just observed instead, at first kinda just sat and shrank down out of view and no one really said anything to me, though I’m sure they noticed me lol. I managed to make a short convo with one customer with some general small talk stuff like the weather, where you work and stuff (yay?!) and then totally blanked so hard and welp, awkward silence (not yay!). I’m glad I tried and even my dad was impressed because usually I try so hard to avoid being seen by any customers and just don’t talk much to anyone. Felt kinda good but I got scared a bit and didn’t try that much afterwards, boo.

On another day I stood around eating fruit and helping set up stuff on my mum’s phone and said hello and bye to some customers which felt much more sort of natural in a way. Like because I was already doing something and not just sitting waiting and doing absolutely nothing else but looking awks as hell and stuff, so the conversation (or greeting in this case) was just the secondary focus. But... maybe people felt less inclined to talk to me properly because they can see I’m slightly occupied, that’s kind of bad sigh... I mean I’m glad I tried more than once, though I know I could’ve tried much much harder but I guess that’s what this week is about *wails and flails*

The counsellor said that it’s fine that conversation fades out, it’s natural and the customer only spends so long in the shop waiting for their order and has to go anyways. Also the more you try, the more you’ll ask and get to know about the customer (especially regulars), the general small talk might become more personal and specific over time and your knowledge base of general conversational content will grow. You could even lighten up things with small playful jokes and compliments. Like with everything, I always forget you have to start somewhere, start out small, baby steps and the like.

When I told her some customers knew me, as they had seen me when I was little (yeah, wow, it was so nice being young and not so afraid of people then or afraid of being recognised I guess *cry*) but I felt awkward as I don’t know them, she said to note that they said it in a positive way and take it as a compliment that they actually remember you and to reply you could just say thank you or even joke it up a little. Wow, it’s easy to miss nice things when you’re all fogged up with worry. Most people don’t remember a lot from when they’re little anyways too so I shouldn’t feel bad about it. I usually just kind of do that little smiley laugh but the powers of awk are always by my side, my faithful sidekick that helps me do my ultimate awk situation special move um, yay. 

I gotta let myself know that it’s okay, not to overthink and such as always. I did alright, I did good and I should use this to motivate me to try even more. Easier said then done huff, as usual I feel time and opportunity is slipping away so quickly. She noted that we only have 2 sessions left (that makes 11 in total haha how strange, I guess the first one kind of didn’t count maybe) so I really need to get stuff done so that when I am done seeing her and am left to my own devices, I’ll actually know what to do and won’t just stop trying and fall into the same slump as before. 

When you try, not a moment is wasted because you are doing and you are learning, but if you don’t try then nothing is learned and then it’s wasteful. Oh! ‘Nothing ventured, nothing gained’ hah! As with all quotes I happen to remember, I hope I’m using it right lol. I’m gonna try commit it to memory some more along with the rest of the stuff I sometime think to motivate myself, my derpy mantras that I also often forget lolol.

I also talked about how I went out shopping even more lately, that I was getting even less conscious of others and the irrational thoughts in that kind of setting. Repeated doing of something it always makes it easier, ‘it begins to feel like second nature’ is the phrase she used. I still feel uncomfortable at times and worry a lot when out but it’s true, if you just go and get on with what you’re doing, your focus is on that and everything else fades into the background where it should be.

She noticed I had a bag of some stuff I wanted to return to a shop and she asked how I was going to go about it. I said I was unsure if I wanted to return it even though it was not right for me, because I felt I hassled the shop keeper a lot, and felt bad about it. But the thing is, the thing isn’t right for me so there is no point in me keeping it, the shopkeeper is fine with me returning it, ‘no obligations’ is even what he said (lol), they’re professional, their feelings wouldn’t be hurt, and that’s why I decided to return it. 

In more hypothetical-ness I kind of said that I would say something like ‘the thing just isn’t for me, maybe I’ll come back another time/look at something else’ or w/e or maybe she asked what I would do in that situation if they wanted to be more salesperson-y and she asked is that really what I wanted and I was like ‘tbh no, I don’t want to look at anymore of their stuff, I want to go elsewhere and look’ and she was telling me to ‘stick to my guns’ and ‘be adamant on your first choice’ kind of thing and she’s right, there’s no point in me lying because I feel bad about it, they have plenty of other customers too and probably lots of them return things, it’s no big deal. There was some talk about customer rights and watching and learning how they handle things being useful to my own retail skill pursuits too.

When I actually actually went and returned the stuff (it’s shoes btw and they were uncomfortable, I keep beating around the bush about specifics again why why why? .__. ugh) the shopkeeper was totally chill, he has been every time I went to the shop and the refund was done super quick, no hurt feelings (lol seriously I don’t even know why I think like this, but even my mum was saying it feels bad with all the hassle, but I’m glad I didn’t let her words sway my decision) and he was still super friendly and reassuring (’oh no no, it’s fine, don’t worry about it’ c:). Tbh I already knew everything was going to be okay, it’s my sucky mind as always (and it’s just that sometimes diff employees were there instead of him and they were much less friendly and helpful, I was glad they weren’t serving that day lol, I hope that doesn’t sound too mean ack ><)

She talked a little about how irrational thoughts are totally normal and that everyone has them, it’s just that different people handle them differently and some people can become trapped in them while others don’t let them have their way so easily or at all. Also she asked about how much progress I think I’ve made and I said something lame I forgot and she said that she thinks I’ve done great and where I am now and how I am now is much different to how I was when she first saw me. She praised me a little more and told me I undermine myself a lot. I do see it too, I have been trying even though at times I felt it didn’t go right or wasn’t enough, but I have learned things and I have changed somewhat. Understanding yourself and your thoughts, it definitely  helps getting past them and challenging them a little easier.

For next week she wants me to write down a recap of everything I’ve learned so far eek..! Writing down stuff irl is so hard for me, all the writing I’ve done irl so far feels really half assed and bleh because feelings and stuff and ahhhh... I need to get over it, just do it! I also have a sheet similar to the thoughts and emotions sheet but a with more detailed columns that I have to fill in (the columns are like: situation, feelings, thoughts, evidence supporting thoughts, evidence against, actual facts and you score how much you felt it was going to be and how much it actually turns out being). I have a chance to redo the small amount of last minute scrawl I did on last week’s one, I’m nervous gdi, maybe I should write this situation as the first thing... not really... or should I? >< I really need to get out of the habit of putting off and leaving things last minute @x@

Also another main main thing I need to do is to help out in the shop for reals this time, like physically doing stuff and getting much more involved with chatting. Imma dieeeee.... no no, I’ll be okay, I gotta do it! I mean, I can do it! The first few steps are always the hardest, just try your best, go for it, yolo! ^^” I hope I’ll have enough to talk about and write about next time, c’mon hoo!

In non therapy related stuff, I spent some time with my sis and her bf. Went to a big shopping centre semi-unplanned, unfortunately on a day where I was super ill (like gut cramping run to the toilet and die there for like half an hour ill) but I got past that and it was pretty good! I felt like a total burden, at times I felt self-conscious as usual, but nowhere near the amount I would have some while before or the amount I thought I would if I didn’t go. Ohh! Damn, maybe I should write this on that sheet lol this is a prime example of proving myself/my thoughts wrong. 

I felt kind of brave that day, going out when usually I would have avoided it, I mean I actually had a reason to, but I didn’t let it or a lot of my bad feelings get in the way and the experience was useful and nice and something I’d really been wanting. I saw some nice things and took photos of some nice things too, I even found some shoes that were comfy but didn’t buy them... but there’s always next time! I’m definitely going again! Shopping is fun! Taking photos is fun! (even though I missed a few opportunities, but next time imma get em!) ^^ If only I wasn’t poor... but that’s what jobs are for and that’s my goal! All the more reason to be motivated about it >:D Somehow this doesn’t sound to good, but uh, whatever works! xD

I also went to my sis’ house and the supermarket some as an unplanned evening trip and did a little crafty stuff. I’m still working on the same project since a while back but like with everything else I’m learning as I go, baby steps some more! ^^ I still have to go to the post office again, I kinda avoided going today but imma do it all on my own again tomorrow. I also emailed some sellers online and asked about some products I was interested in. Sounds lame but I was chickening out on doing so for a long time, it turned out fine, was my silly thoughts and anxieties acting up. Phoned to ask about some post related stuff too (I can’t remember if I wrote this in the last post lol). I was trying to find a way to email to avoid phoning but there was no such thing and I thought, well just stop messing around and just do itttt! It was fine, I mean I awked a lot but at least I got my answer! I did it yay! More examples of doing and disproving my own idiocy! XD

Hmm.. hmmm this post, is it finished? LOL. I only wrote very few notes, but I’m glad I did because it helped me write and recall stuff. I’m a little sad I didn’t use food emojis and a bullet pointy style like last time haha. Ahhh ack! a scary sound just came from the wall wtf wtf wtf?! My heart just leapt out ahhh ;_____; I think I’ll go hide now... x^x No no, need to go do some useful stuff! 

When I started this post I kept thinking of it as a chore and kind if wanted to skip out on it, but I did it yay! (Per usual lol) I collected up all that useful and motivational stuff and now I’m pumped! Man I’m so nauseous and I think my writing came out real ditsy again and feel like I wanna edit it to hell but at the same time I cba and want to do other stuff like artsy things that I’ve also been putting off like hell, I seriously have the energy and motivation of a rock most of the time. W/e there’s no need to fuss over the post, it’s fine (I hope lol) and it’s okay to have some down time when needed. There’s no time like the present! Time to go do stuff!

Have a noice evening! Go go! ^^

[calystegiaidol]

[[I said a while back that Kanami had some 260 voice lines. Well... I had time in the car so I, uh, wrote them all down. Under the cut.

Note: They’re not really formatted to match her inflections and what not.]] 

Atlus

P Studio

Persona 4 Dancing All Night

How’s that? Good? Bad?

I’m gonna do my best.

Here goes!

What?! Me?!

Uhhh… I-I’ll try my best.

All righty! I just have to do this!

Okay! Go me!

I’m supposed to wear this, right?

Sure! I’ll give it a try!

Whoa! You think it’ll look good on me?

Uhhhhhh… this is embarrassing! But I’ll try it!

Yay! What a fantastic costume!

Yes! I love costumes like these!

Whoa! N-now this is… new.

Uh… Is this okay to wear?

Hahaha! Leave this to me!

Okay. Time to show what I’m made of. Woohoo!

Yes! M-my heart’s pounding but I’ll give it a try!

I’ll be sure to make the most of this opportunity.

All right! One must seek out new challenges!

Ahh! You think I’m really up to this?

Whooooa! Y-y-you really think I can do this?

I’ll go out and dance with a smile!

1 and 2 and 1 and 2! Dance to the rhythm!

Woo! I’m looking forward to this very much!

Yay! Bring you’re A-game!

I’ll cheer you on until I’m hoarse! You can do it!

Ooo! This is what I was waiting for! Good luck!

Go do your best Yu-san! You’re so cool!

Oooooo! A dancing hunk! In other words, a dunk! How cool!

This is totally unfair! Rise-senpai’s friends are all so cool or so cute!

W-whoa! That’s amazing! She’s a kung-fu master! Huwa-ta! (you know, the chie sound)

That looks so fun! Just watching this is making me all excited! Wheeeeeeee!

Wow! What a beautiful lady! She’s going to be dancing right? Yay!

Oooo! She’s so stylish and cool!

Woohoo! Rise-senpai’s dancing! This is so exciting! I-I’m… so hopeless.

Just having her on stage changes the atmosphere! I wish I could be like her!

Whoa! H-He’s gonna dance in costume?! Doesn’t it get hot in there?

So adorable!~ I’m a little round and pudgy too, but he’s definitely cuter!

Whoa! He looks intense! But I feel like he might be good.

Uhhhh.. your brows all scrunched! Loosen up!

Uh! Are you nervous?! Y-You need to relax!

I like the vibe you’ve got going! Show us a fun dance!

Ooo! So cute! You’re the best Nanako-san!

Nanako-san! If you’re ever in trouble I’ll come help in an instant! Go! Fight! Win!

Margaret. You’re so beautiful.

Go, go! You’re the best!

Hurrah!

There!

Here goes!

Good!

1, 2, 3!

This is going well!

I’m joining in too!

Excuse me for butting in!

Let’s get fired up and do this!

Ohhh.. I can’t hold back anymore! I’m coming in!

Let me join!

Excuse me for joining in!

Let’s dance Nanako-san!

Nanako-san and I make Kanakokko!

Whoa! You’re so good Yu-san! Awesome!

Oooo! Pretty amazing Yu-san!

Oh my gosh that made me dizzy! But it was fun anyway!

Ooo! Yosuke-san’s on fire! Go! Go!

That was great Chie-san! Very good!

Such awesome legs! I admire them!

Whoa! Yukiko-san! Are you really an amateur?

You’re really elegant! So light and sparkly!

The invincible Rise-senpai’s dance is so cute! Ahhh~

Woo! Rise-senpai are you really making a comeback?! That’s the best!

Mr. Bear Suit’s dance is so exciting and fun!

That was a lot of fun Mr. Bear Suit! Loved it!

So intense! Like a huge explosion of power!

Your kick ass dance was intense Kanji-san! Totes amazing!

You’re on fire Naoto-san! 100%!

I think you could be an idol Naoto-san! You’re so cute and cool!

Wow! Nanako-san you’re so good!

Kanakokko is on fire! Hehehe!

Margaret, you’re beyond perfect!

I’ll strive to become a mature lady like Margaret!

Woohoo! Wow this is amzaing!

So cool! So cute! So impressive!

Very nice! Good job!

Whoa you’re glowing! So sparkly!

It’s okay! Don’t let it bother you.

No worries! You’re doing totally fine!

You can do this! Go! Fight! Win!

Don’t let it bother you!

Ooo how fantastic!

You might be better than me!

Impressive! I super admire you!

What was that just now?! Can I do that to?

Looking great Yu-san! Way too cool!

You’re so cool! Like completely and utterly rad!

Whoa! Yosuke-san’s dancing puts the pros to shame!

Yosuke-san’s living up to his name! ...No?

Whoa! You’re very cool Chie-san!

Wow! I wanna be able to dance like that too!

Wow! How beautiful! I’m so jealous!

Whoa! Are you really an amateur Yukiko-san?

Whoa! Rise-senpai is always so impressive! I admire you a lot!

Yes! You’re lovely and unbeatable Rise-senpai!

Damn. Even in costume he dances so well!

He’s starting to look cool! What should I do?

Whoooa! You’re so intense! That’s really cool~

You’re super amazing! And a blond to boot!

Whoooa! Incredible! You’ve got skills Naoto-san!

So nice! So cool! So jealous!

Oooo! Absolutely adorable!~

Uh~ Nooo~ I’m gonna die of cute!

*sing-song voice* The charms of a mature woman!~ *exasperated* I’ve got none of that.

So smooth! What do I need to do to dance like that?!

You’re tensing up a little bit! Try to stay relaxed!

You have to put your mistakes behind you! Dance like you mean it!

All that practice wasn’t for nothing! Keep on going!

You can still make it! Turn those tables around!

You have to believe in yourself! Let’s do this Yu-san!

Y-You have to stay calm Yu-san!

Huh?! What’s wrong?! I know you can go for it!

Nooo! Hang in there Yosuke-san!

Show me your guts! Your passion! Fight on!

Dancing is a martial art too! It’s a battle with yourself!

You have to recover! I know you can Yukiko-san!

No! Yukiko-san’s in danger! Hang in there and go for it!

It’s at times like these that you can’t worry!

Now that’s our Rise-senpai for staying calm! She’s electrifying, so amazing!

Time to make a huge comeback Mr. Bear Suit!

It’s not over yet! Let’s go all out from here on!

It’s the moment of truth Kanji-san! I’ll be cheering you on!

Waah! Time to get serious! Don’t give up yet!

Naoto-san! You can still come back from this!

Forget everything else, and dance with an empty mind! Like me!

Nanako-san, keep going and don’t let it bother you!

Tada! Your charm can still win them over Nanako-san!

Margaret isn’t doing so hot! Nooo! Don’t lose!

She’s not affected at all! *gasp* This is amazing to see!

Yeah! Let’s get this show on the road!

Entering Fever Time! Here goes!

Time to use every ounce of strength we have! Let’s all get fired up!

Whee! This is the highlight of the show!

I can’t stop anymore! This is so much fun!

All righty! Let’s nail this Nanako-san!

Wow!~ Yu-san really can do anything!~

You could be a star with that level of skill! I guarantee it!

Woohoo! Yosuke-san and I had a totally rocking time together!

We blasted right through that! Totally on fire, ahhh so much fun!

Super great moves Chie-san!

Whoa! The Fever Time Kung-fu dance! Wow! Hwuah-ta!

How fantastic! You’re a proper Japanese lady!

Hehehe! The two of us totally lit up the stage!

We’re an invincible duo! We exploded with energy on stage!

Oh gosh! That was seriously the best thing ever!

Fever Time! Fever Time! Go go go!

Dancing with you is such fun Mr. Bear Suit! How will I top it?

Whoa! Kanji-san’s moves are so powerful!

Your sense of rhythm is amzing! You’re no ordinary guy!

Forget all the complicated stuff… and just dance!

Naoto-san is cool through and through! She’s the raddest!

Awwwww~ What a precious little angel!

Thank you! That was our special double-act: Kanakokko!

Adult sexiness vs idol cuteness! What did you think?

Haha! We’re sexy and young!

Ohh I’m out of practice! This ain’t good…

Nooo!

Noo-! Oh dear…

Oooo nice moves!

Bravo!

What a charming duo!

Now then! Go! Fight! Win!

Looks like they’re both on fire!

Whoa! They’re great at livening things up!

Eee! A full blast of girl power!

Whoa! They’re both so cute I could die~

They’re so in sync I could watch them all day!

Oh my! These two are perfect for each other!

Wow!~ Men’s dances are pretty strong stuff!

Ohhhh myyy!~ *gasp* The girls will coming running to see this!

My excitement level went… Bam! Through the roof!

So beautiful! I just have to learn from this!

Oh gosh! Those two are pretty bold!

That was so cool! I just have to keep my eyes on these two!

Woohoo!

You’re looking great!

*quiet panting* I’m sorry..! Please, let me rest for a bit. It won’t be long!

Yay! 120 points out of 100! …Huh?

Yes! Yes! I did it! I can’t believe I actually got a perfect score!

Wooo! A perfect score! I did it! I did it!

Ohoho! That went totally awesome for me! Yup!

How was that? Have I gotten better?

Dancing is so much fun! I’m in such a good mood!

All right! I can’t be satisfied with this! I’ll try even harder!

Well, I knew I could do that much. I gotta practice more to get better!

I gotta try even harder! All right! Go! Fight! Win!

Uhoh… Tomomin might yell at me for this.

I need to take on more and lessons! I just have to practice harder!

Whuuuh… that was close. Too many mistakes.

Awwwnh… the path of an idol is harsh as ever.

I’m no good! It’s to the point that I mistake when the trash day is!

What am I doing?! Stupid me! Useless slowpoke Kanami!

That was so intense that I’m all dizzy! It was great!

Oh what fun! Hehe! …Oops. Sorry. I… couldn’t help it. Ehehe! Hee hee hee!

That was amazing! I’d definitely like to request an encore!

Thank you so much! That was extremely well done!

What the heck?! How are you that perfect?! *gasp* I don’t understaaand!

That was too amazing Yu-san! I don’t feel like I could ever top that…!

Whoa! That’s amazing! You didn’t make a single goof!

You’re a god of dance Yosuke-san! People from Inaba are scaaary!

Nooo! If you show off like that my confidence will melt like a candle!

That was sweet~ I’m head over heels for you Chie-san!

I’m so jealous… I wish I could pull off moves that awesome!

Amazing! Yukiko-san was like a celestial maiden! So cool!

Ahh! Rise-senpaiiiii! You were so marvelous that I could die!

Nooo! It’s no use! I haven’t gotten closer to your level at all!

So amazing! That was tons of fun! You’re the best Mr. Bear Suit!

I see that long legs aren’t that important when it comes to dancing!

Wow! That was flawless! So perfect it’s… scary!

Amazing! Kanji-san looks scary but he’s a great dancer!

Wow so smooth! You were on another level Naoto-san!

That’s it! I’m done! Geniuses really do exist! I can’t dance that good!

Woo! You’re the best Nanako-san! Totes adorable!

Nanako-san, you’re a prodigy! No… a genius! This girl’s got skills!

Wow! Your dance is top-notch pretty lady! It’s out of this world!

Whoa… whaaaaat?! That was perfect! Too perfect lady… (she almost sounds suspicious xD)

Whoooooa… I admire you so much!

So perfect! I guess she has more life experience to draw on… Ahhhhhnnn…

Wonderful Yu-san! You were in spitting distance of perfection!

Ahhhhn… Are you really an amateur? You’ve been training your whole life, right?!

These skills… *gasp* Is a Junes job the secret? Let me work there too!

So cool! You’re the dancing shop employee Yosuke-san!

Whoooa! Can I be like Chie-san if I learn Kung-fun too?

Whoa! You have an amazing sense of rhythm Chie-san! Woohoo!

Amazing Yukiko-san! I was moved by your hospitality!

Oooohhhh! She’s prettyyyy, has a great body, AND a stunning dancer! Life isn’t fair!

She’s got moves like that after a long break? Rise-senpai is incredible!

I knew it Rise-senpai! I gotta step up my game too! I’ll try even harder!

*gasp* Is there a secret to the suit that gives you intense dance powers?

Wha? How?! How can you dance so much with that costume on!

That was powerful dance! Hmmmmm… maybe I should put on some muscle!

He can dance, knit, and even cook! You’ll make a great wife Kanji-san!

Wow! It’s so cool that you’re smart AND you can dance!

So it’s possible to be both smart and a good performer! Very neat!

That was too wonderful! When I was little I wasn’t… that… good… Huh… Oh dear…

How is a little girl so good?! Inaba folks are pretty scary.

Those sharp moves! That much be the secret to your sexy bod!

That was soooooo close! You can get a perfect next time!

The most important part comes next! Try to get even better!

Ohhh! You really nailed that part! You’re on a roll!

You still have stamina to spare? Wow! I better work hard too!

It’s not good to hold back! Release your inner spirit!

That was so good Nanako-san! Keep taking lessons and you’ll hit the big time!

1, 2, 3… *gasp* Oh gosh! Isn’t this a new record?

Babam! This is amazing!

I’ve never seen anything like this! It’s a new record!

That’s Nanako-san for you! What a scary little girl…!

Tada! Level up! Ba da bing!

Whoooa! Your moves are getting better! You’re really improving!

Your dancing is looking up Nanako-san!

[the-fiction-witch]

Girls P21 Two kings, Two Queens

TV SHOW: THE QUEENS GAMBIT COUPLE: BENNY X READER X BETH X HARRY RATING: SMUT AF!!! SSSMMMUUUTTT

Me and Beth giggled as soon as the car stopped we bolted for the stairs down to the apartment the boys following quickly behind us Once me and beth got to the we both sat out backs against it and grabbed our dresses kissing as hard as in the car, 

"Save something for us girls" Benny smirked pulling us away from each other 

"You where taking too long" Beth smirked as harry came wrapping his arms around her 

"I'm sorry girls, you both ran off we had things to get" Harry told us both 

"Come on then, lets get these egar girls inside before they try and fuck on the doorstep" benny smirked getting his keys

"Like you'd say no?" I smirked 

"What I would Or wouldn't say to having sex with our girls on the doorstep is not important" He answers as the door unlocked and we all almost fell into benny's apartment I grabbed harry's hand eagerly and Beth grabbed benny's dragging the boys inside with us giggling like crazy, before I had even got halfway across the living room with harry beth had benny up against the railing of his stairs, I smirked grabbing Harry's shirt pulling up into a lustful kiss eve if he was far more tenetive then I was he held my waist and pulled me closer to him next I knew I was pulled away from harry by benny as he dragged me away from him and forced me into his room beth dragging harry with her we both pushed the boys onto the bed smirking at them as benny sat leant against his elbows smirking at us slightly licking his lip in his excitement at having us both again and adding harry to the mix, his legs slightly wide where he was clearly hinting, Harry was more nervous more shy unsure where to put his hands or anything else for that matter but overwhelmed with the idea of the four of us together, I wrapped my ams around beth and pulled her tight to me gently giving her neck some small kisses 

“You know beth? I think the boys are just as eager as us” I smirked

“I think so too, I think they’ve missed us very badly” she smirked 

“How can we not miss our sexy girls?” Benny growled 

“Maybe we should just leave them all lone” she suggested

“Maybe, we could just go snuggle up on the air bed” I smirked kissing her soft lips she happily kissed back tightening her grip on me pulling us closer and closer together 

“Ohh come on girls, we got Harry all the way to New York just for us to come and have fun with us? That's hardly fair, is it girls?” Benny smirked grabbing my waist pulling me to stand between his legs and beth smiled moving to stand between harry’s legs petting his hair, I smiled running my hand down benny’s exposed skin 

“Maybe we should just play with Harry, I think benny’s had enough” Beth suggested 

“Maybe we should” I smirked going to more to play with harry's shirt but benny held hold of me not letting me move

“Oh no you don’t, you’re not cutting me out girls.” Benny growled holding me close to him “You can have Beth first harry. I’ll keep y/n” He smirked 

“Sounds good” Harry nodded, pulling Beth down to kiss him and I smirked kissing Benny as he pulled me down too, Benny smirked moving his hands to the ties of my dress letting it fall and pool around my ankles I smirked undoing his shirt. Beth pushed Harry onto the bed so I did the same and pushed Benny onto the bed too, the two boys getting comfy on Benny's bed I smiled as Beth pulled me close to her working on getting my clothes off as we kissed and I smiled and pulled hers off too. Once we had our clothes off we couldn’t stop our hands, my own on her arse and hers on my breasts, I looked across and saw Benny and Harry sat together cuddling them heavily making out groping each other's hips and cocks. 

“Boys!” I argued

“What? You girls get to snuggle?” Harry answered getting his belt off, they both got their clothes off too leaving them naked, we both got on the bed and me and beth smirked at each other 

“Let's go with harry first” Beth whispered 

“Make sure benny’s last, Make the horny little pirate wait” I whispered back and she nodded

“What are my sexy girlyies whispering about?”

“What we want” Beth smirked 

“Yeah? Tell us what you want then girls?”

“We want Harry first”

“Oh no it's okay girls, I can wait. Tend to benny he needs you more than I do”

“He’s had us lots of times, and he’s had us snuggling with him all this time. That's hardly hair on you is it harry?” I smirked as we both crowed him petting his smooth skin 

“Humm you girls want beltik as your toy first?” Benny smirked slightly grinding himself on beth and running his hands across my skin and we both nodded nuzzling with harry’s neck gently petting his V “Okay girls” Benny smirked winking at me before he moved to sit atop of Harry so harry had me and beth either side of him and Benny on top of him “You ready Beltik?”

“Uhh I think so” He blushed 

“Are you excited?” I asked as both me and beth moved out hands to pet his hard cock 

“Uhh yes. Very much so” 

“Who are you more excited for? Out of the three of us?” beth cooed giving harry’s neck some little love bites 

“Don’t make me choose… I’m excited for all of you” 

“Are you? Well you must like one of us more?” I smirked biting on his neck hungrily 

“Ummm! No… No I don’t. I just uhhh, Me and beth know each other so well, but Y/n you and me have a lot of uhh time together, and well” Harry smirked

“And we have a lot of fun? Don’t we beltik?” Benny growled kissing harry on the lips 

“We do” Harry blushed “Ughh!” he moaned loudly as benny forced his fingers inside harry 

“Awww don’t start without us boys” I smirked as me and beth moved down to gently lick and kiss his hard cock 

“Uhhh! Girls!” He groaned petting out heads softly as we got faster and harder

“Why don’t I get some attention here Beltik?” Benny smirked moving his hand even faster 

“Ummmmm uhhhh! I’ve only got two hands, Watts.” Harry complained “Uhh I can put my leg around you?” He suggests wrapping his leg around benny’s waist “Uhh everyone! Stop Stop! I can’t take it anymore!” He moans 

“Awww but Harry? We wanted to play?” I whine 

“We can play just uhh… just let someone else have a turn” He groaned 

“Okay, Beth, your turn” I smirked and she smirked and kneeled over , Benny jumped at the opportunity pulling his fingers away giving them a wipe and instantly pushing his cock in her mouth, Harry smirked excitedly and moved pushing inside her gently by egaryly 

“Uhh fuck!” Benny groans 

“Umm your amazing beth” Harry smirked, I smirked and moved under her gently kissing her clit and groping her soft breasts the boys moving her between them often hearing her moan and groan as the boys used her 

“You wanna trade?”

“Thought you’d never ask, I love her mouth” Harry groaned pulling out and so did benny leaving beth to breath for only meer moments as they traded and benny slipped hilt deep inside her harry tenderly slipping in her mouth trying not to go so deep but benny’s thrusts prevented that idea as beth moved from base to tip on harry with each of benny's movements I continued torturing her clit with kisses and suchs hearding her stunted moans each time I did often i could see the boys kissing heavily making out above her “Uhh! I think we should change?”

“Change?  Ohh.. I couldn’t agree more beltik” Benny smirked pulling away from beth and before I could even really think both boys threw us both to the other side of the bed flipping us over in the process so beth was now under me and I was on top of her, she instantly knew what was going on and began attacking my clit with kisses and slight sucks as the boys had a little make out without us before coming over to me like a wounded prey Before I could say a word Benny quickly slipped hilt deep inside me holding my hips tightly 

“Come on harry don’t leave y/n without all the attention I got” Beth smirked and harry came over seeming a little worried but slipped into my mouth I was surprised at him in my mouth but he eagerly bucked at times often working against benny’s hard thrusting 

“Fuck you feel soo good y/n!” benny groaned slapping my arse 

“I’m not sure I can take anymore” Harry whines 

“We’ve barely started Beltik, we have so much more to do tonight” benny smirked to him 

“Maybe we should get on before Harry has to tap out?” Beth suggested harry quickly pulled out and so did benny Me and beth smirked and pushed benny down on the bed so he laid on his back

“Ohhh yeah come on girls, It’s my turn” Benny smirked dragging me down and beth down with him wrapping an arm around the both of us to hold us closer to him He smirked and gave us both kisses “You joining us beltik?” 

“Where do you want me Watts?”

“Well… more than I gave you”

“Okay” He blushed coming closer and held benny’s hips slightly before carefully pushing inside him “Fuck! Beltik!” He groans 

“Does it feel good benny?” I smirked caressing his chest

“Umm of course it does, not as good as my girls though.. So? You girls wanna help me out?” He suggested

“Maybe we will… or maybe we won’t” Beth suggested

“Ohh come on he got both of you come on, I want you both to do that sexy sharing my cock thing you girls do” He suggested 

“Shall we?” she smirked 

“We should after all he’s so desperate for us” I winked so we both moved gently kissing his hard cock licking where we could sharing it between the two of us 

“Fuck!,” he groans gripping his pillow tightly reaching to much to our kisses but even more so to harry’s movements “Fuck! Stop! Stop all of you!”

“Why should we?” harry asked

“Isn’t this what you wanted Benny?”

“Fuck! Stop all of you! I swear to god I’m gonna have the hardest orgasum of my fucking life just stop!” he begged so we both pulled away and harry pulled out I smirked wrapping my arms around his chest 

“I’ll take harry first, you take benny” I smirked to beth and she nodded giving me a little kiss before I pushed harry so he laid on the bed beside benny Beth instantly climbed on benny’s lap letting him slip back inside her 

“Fuck you girls really aren’t giving us any mercy are you?” He groaned

“Nope,” I smirked as I moved letting Harry slip inside me gently moving my hips quickly as fast as beth the boys often moaning loudly as we moved I smirked running my hand up beth's arm making her turn and kissed me heavily 

“Hey? Girls?” Harry complained 

“Let them have their fun,” Benny smirked pulling harry to kiss him, and we moved faster and faster until I hit my orgasum 

“Ummm... “ Beth smirked “You always look so pretty when you cum”

“Aww I wanted her to cum on me” Benny complained 

“It felt amazing” Harry moaned “You wanna swap?”

“Sure” He smirked so Benny pushed Beth off him and I moved away from Harry. We swapped over Harry moving Beth quickly on him where I obviously got him close, Benny bouncing me hard and fast as usual. Harry was trying desperately to make beth cum “Harry? Try this” Benny smirked moving his hand to beths clit harry nodded replacing bennys hand, I smirked nuzzling with benny’s neck letting him go fast and hard inside me

“I knew you’d teach him something” Beth smirked moving as fast as she could on him until she kissed him hard and hit her own, 

“beltik?” Benny smirked as he slapped my butt 

“Yeah?” harry asked 

“Come here” Benny smirked grabbing harry's neck kissing him rather aggressively I smirked pulling beth to me she pushed me down to lay beside harry as benny moved to flipp harry over and pulls harry's hips up to benny's own quickly slipping inside him 

“Ughh! Benny!” he groans biting on the pillow 

“Fuck beltik!” He moaned loudly 

I smirked and flipped beth over slipping my fingers inside her and rubbing on her clit, she moaned loudly and slipped her own fingers inside me too the boys going fast and hard on each other almost as much as me and beth where, I felt my orgasum building and I could tell beth was getting close to as she tightened around my fingers, I smirked and got even faster which made her hit her orgasum and she smirked getting even faster when she rode out her orgasum 

“Ughhh uhh Y/n!” she moaned loudly

 her rappid rubbing and movements made me hit my own riding it out widely making us both collapse on the bed beside the boys

“Fuck beltik! I- I’m gonna-” Benny moaned 

“Yeah me too Benny” Harry groans moving his arse even faster matching benny’s speed until harry grabbed the pillow tightly and rocked into his orgasum which made benny smirk getting even faster before finishing deep inside him and collapsing with us 

“Fuck that was amazing” Benny smirked 

“We should do this way more often” Harry gasped

“We should just all move here and have sex all the time” beth smirked nuzzling with Harry

“You boys got enough strength to go again?” I asked nuzzling with Benny 

“Don’t have to ask me twice sugar” Benny smirked 

[the-fiction-witch]

The King And Queen p2

REAL LIFE X SWORD IN THE STONE COUPLE: TBS X READER RATING: CUTE AND FLIRTY

I Sighed as I kneeled on the kitchen floor scrubbing it with the little brush often having to dunk it back in the soapy bucket.

"Hey kiddo" Mrs Livi smiled as she came back from dinner

"Hey"

"You have fun with merlin"

"He nearly killed me again"

"You know he's just trying to help you darling"

"I know" I sighed

"He just wants to make sure your smart, and you don't end up like those broods up there" she says as she ate an apple sitting beside me "You're a smart boy Thomas. always have been"

"Have I?"

"Always, you used to sort the spoons and forks for me when you could barely reach the table" she smiled I finished up and threw my water down the drain sitting with her having an apple too "Merlin just wants you to grow up good. we all do" she says

".... What was my mum like?" I asked and I could read the sadness in her face "Please"

"I barely remember her," she says

"will you tell me? about that night?"

"We were dealing with them upstairs, and there was a woman at the gates, we went out to her, It was dark, raining, she stood there on the stone of the gates with a long cloak and... you in her arms,  she begged us to take you, she cried and screamed but they refused. she explained she was dying I asked about your father and she said he was already dead, So ... I took you in, In secret. hid you down here in the kitchens till you could walk and talk" she explained

"You could have left me? to die out there with her?"

"... We could. But we didn't" she smiled "Go on up to bed, I'll finish up" she says

I gently woke up listening to the birds and other such animals in the woods singing at the morning sun, I held onto my pillow tightly trying to maintain the sweet embrace of sleep. but as usual

"What are you doing sleeping my boy! come along wake up we have lessons!" merlin yelled as he came into my room shoving my bed and going to the window opening the shuttered

"Uhhhh merlin! come on one day off!"

"Day off? you think the kings crossing these vast lands took a day off? you think they had days off to build the castles! you think fish just decide to take a day off? the birds? the wolves? get off your lazy butt you entitled boy!" He yelled

"can't you turn me into a bear today? so I can hibernate?"

"Out of bed or so help me I will transform you into something.... unnatural"

"Like what?" I groan

"ever wondered what it's like to be a worm? or a spider? or maybe I'll turn you into one of the turkeys downstairs"

"Please do! those turkeys have it better then I do" I sighed getting up and getting dressed "what are we doing today?"

"Today we go for a nice walk in the woods"

"A walk in the woods?"

"Yes"

"That's all we're doing?"

"yes"

"Fine" I sighed finishing up and heading out with him going to woods following the paths between the trees deeper and deeper into the vast, dark, thick forest

"...your not going to turn me into a wolf? or a fox? or... a fucking owl are you?"

"Don't. Question. Wizard. Business." He says hitting my head with his wand

"Owww." I complain

"Just for that you know what I'm turning you into?"

"No."

"A fucking squirrel"

"Nooooo!" I whined

"You are going to learn about preparations, and there is no creature who prepares more then a squirrel" He says

"You not turning me into a fucking squirrel!" I complained trying to run back though the path but before I could even get two steps away I was suddenly tiny and I had a tail "You have got to stop transforming me into things without consent!"

"Ohh grow up" He sighed transforming himself too, "Come along lets go and watch the squirrels" He says scurrying up the tree, I sighed and followed him up the tree he ran along the branches of the tree until he jumped from one tree to the other

"I can't do that!" I yelped

"Of course you can! your a squirrel now!"

"I may be in the body of a squirrel! but I'm still  a skinny little unathletic man"

"Just jump already!" He sighed, I did my best and only just made it so he helped to pull me up onto the branch completely "see you made it thomas"

"I hate lessons with you" I sighed trying to march off "I do not want to be a damn squirrel! I am sick to death of your stupid lessons! change me back! Now! I do not want to be a damn dirty, ugly, fluffy, shit covered-" I began but noticed his little face "There is one behind me isn't there?"

"Yes" He laughed

"Am I gonna die?"

"Probably"

"Fuck" I sighed turning to see the little Y/H/C Squirrel looking at me  "I'm gonna die" the squirrel moved closer sniffing me and looking at me "Please... Please don't kill me little squirrel,"

"Ohh your safe, she's a nice little girl squirrel she's just looking at you" He laughs

"she's not going to kill me?"

"No, No she probably just wants to smell you and see who you are."

"Well... hello, Miss squirrel please leave me alone" I begged but she grabbed my cheek and giggled in a strange squirrely way and grabbed my tail "AAAH! merlin!"

"Ohhhh" he laughs

"Get off!" I told her ganking my tail back but she only giggled again and jumped on me hugging me "Merlin!"

"Ohh my my" he laughs

"What!" I yelped "what she's gonna do to me!" I complained as she kept playing with my tail "Ohh will you get off!" I sighed turning to make sure she was away from me

"I think she likes you" he laughs as she wrapped her tail around me I kept trying to get away but she always followed me and tried cuddling me

"Likes me? what do you mean likes me!" I complained

"Well nature I suppose, she likes how you look, how you smell, not to mention your a boy and she's a girl,"

"But I'm not a squirrel!"

"Well she doesn't know what does she" he laughs

"Look, Miss Squirrel, your uhhh your very nice but I'm a boy" I told her which only made her wrap her tail around me tighter

"I think she knows that lad" he laughs

"Well not a boy, well not a boy Squirrel anyway. I'm a man. a human man" I told her trying to push her tail away

she giggled again and tried to hug me so I sighed and pushed her off me completely going back towards merlin who now sat against the branches laughing at me but I got many three steps before she grabbed my tail again

"Merlin! Help me!"

"And what exactly do you want me to do?"

"Turn me back? magic her away? I don't care just make her leave me alone" I sighed

"Ahhh see now here's the problem. it's there mating season" He says looking at some notes

"Mate- MATING SEASON!" I yelped "Ohh no, Oooh no! OOoh no!" I complained trying to get away from her

"That'll be why she likes you so much" He laughs

"I'm not a squirrel!"

"Well she doesn't know what, as far as she's concerned your a boy and she's a girl and... well its that time of the year."

"I. AM. Not. mating. with a fucking. Squirrel!" I complained trying to fight her away from me "Look! keep your squirrelly hands to yourself Madam! I am going home" I said pushing her away and trying to climb down the tree but she just grabbed my tail again and pulled me close to her nuzzling with my neck and wrapping her tail around me and she wrapped mine around her too "MERLIN!" I yelled "HELP ME!" I screamed and she kissed me "MERLIN!" I screamed as she kept kissing me every chance she did I pushed her away and ran down the tree "Merlin! change me back! TURN ME BACK! Turn Me Human!" I yelled running as fast as possible, hiding by the roots of the tree in hope she wouldn't find me but she had followed me and wrapped her tail around me kissing me every chance she got

"Alright, alright, I'll turn you back" He laughs changing back to and he turned me back unfortunately … because the squirrel girl was on top of me he turned her into a human too. so she was sat over me her hands on my chest, her y/h/c hair messy and un brushed, completely naked. "Ooohh my goodness!" He jumped as he saw what had happened we both just looked at each other confused and I had to admit, she was beautiful  as a human. "One of those things with magic you can't always aim, now just move away and I'll change her back" He says she smiled and giggled at me nuzzling with my neck she gave me a sniff and smiled widely kissing me again, I couldn't help wrapping my arms around her and kissing back, I had never kissed anyone before but she was so egar and excited I couldn't help kissing her sweet lips back "Thomas.... Thomas to change her back you need to, move away from her" He says

I smirked pulling her closer as we kissed "One... one minuet Merlin" I said between kisses

"Thomas! Move or I turn you back into a squirrel" He warns

"..... Okay" I shrug pulling her closer

"Ohh for god- You horny boy" He complained dragging me away

"Noooo! put me back!" I complained and he turned her back into a squirrel "NOOOOO!" I complained

"I thought you wanted to turn back?" he laughs

"I did,"

"I thought you wanted her away from you?"

"I did,.... and then I didn't"

"Lets get home before you try and turn back again" he sighed

"Can I at least say goodbye?"

"Fine"

"I'm sorry little squirrel girl, But I have to go back to the castle" I told her and she looked so sad scurrying off into the tree's "Ohh, No Please I'm sorry."

"Come on Thomas, leave her be she has enough to do" He says as he headed back to the castle.

[the-fiction-witch]

Boy You Gross

REAL LIFE: SCANDAL COUPLE: TBS X READER RATING: FUNNY AF

"Hello everyone! what am I doing today!" Y/n smiled from her dining table with Thomas sat in the other chair beside her "I know I set up a shooting space! are you proud of me?"

"A little,  assumed we were just going to see the vlogging camera like you usually do" Thomas said "But all you did was clear your table, turn a light on and put your camera on a tripod"

"Shhhh... shhh your noise hole," she says putting a hand over his mouth "Right. The point of the video! we are going to be trading.... let's call it wash products. for one month"

"I'm gonna smell like you"

"You are Thomas. and I am going to smell like you.... why did I make this a video concept?"

"I don't know, why did you do that?"

"I thought it would be interesting." she says "so, Shampoo. body wash, handsoap, lotion, razors, deodorant" she explained "It was also going to be toothpaste and then I realized that I can't trade that with you because I have allergies"

"Ohh shit yeah... I didn't think about that."

"Yeah I didn't until about five minutes ago while I was making us cups of tea" she explained "Are you excited to... have my stuff?"

"Slightly I'm excited about your shampoo because your shampoo is amazing,"

"Do you have any theory about this next month?"

"I think I'm going to be sweaty because from what I have been informed women's deodorant isn't as strong as men's, and I also think I'm going to not like the amount of stuff I'm about to have stuffed in my bathroom"

"I think I'm going to get mad. Because I worry about not having my own shampoo not having my own lotions, I am a fancy lady and I don't think I'm going to like the... like Superdrug bullshit you probably have," she explained "I think my hair and my face is going to get really mad about this, alright let's get going gentlemen first. also because I think you have less tuff them me"

"I also think I have less stuff then you" he laughs grabbing something from under the table and slamming the blue bottle on the table

"and this is?"

"uhhhh.... wash. of some sort" He answered

"it says shampoo.... Ohh no." she laughed taking the bottle "3 in one. ohh god my hair is not going to like this. any woman who has thick hair knows the pain I currently feel in my heart. why is all men's stuff like this?"

"I don't know, thing is I'm like the only one of my friends so has specific shampoo and body wash like separately every other guy I know they're the same thing"

"Yeah because you like having fluffy hair" she laughs "that and your mum I assume would have been very strict on that matter, I have met your mother I feel like that something she would enforce"

"very much so"

"Hang on?.... there's only like half a bottle in here do you only get half a bottle?"

"no, I've been using it"

"wait- Thomas did you just take this from your bathroom this morning?"

"yes..."

Y/n then starts laughing like a crazy person "I went and bought like a set like of everything I usually use. I wasn't going to just give you the ones out my bathroom"

"Ooohh..."

"Are they all just literally picked up from the bathroom?"

"Yes. none of them are new"

"you dick"

"I was not informed that was a rule"

"It as heavily Implied Thomas!"

"fine, I am still mad though" Y/n sighed moving it to the side "You want your shampoo?"

"Yes!"

"You already know what it is" she laughs putting two red bottles on the table "Shampoo and conditioner, you are going to have to condition your hair"

"I condition it... like every six months when I can be bothered"

"You gonna be so fluffy"

"I am, this is what I need though, so I'm not weird for like sniffing your head. I need to just buy a bottle of this"

"just to sniff?"

"yes, because it sells amazing"

"Also don't throw the bottles away"

"why not?"

"Because you can go back to the shop and they'll refill it for you so you reuse the bottle"

"They do?"

"yeah, you don't pay as much either for a new bottle. better for the environment"

"you are such a hippie"

"Ohh we haven't even got to the most hippie parts yet" she says "Next?"

"body wash right?"

"yes thomas"

"here you go. this is the current one anyway it changed every... so often mostly what's cheaper, what I can get, what people buy me for Christmas"

"Ummm you didn't smell like this last year" she laughs "Ohh dear fucking god" she complained picking up  a hair from the bottle "This better be off your head. or I may murder you, Thomas"

"I think so, I don't really grow hair anywhere else so..."

"Alright, Boy you gross" she complained "Here, go nuts" she sighed handing him the blue bar of soap

"yes!"

"He also steals this. often. like every time you stay and have a bath at mine you always steal my soap"

"I do, your stuff smells nice. plus it makes your skin go blue for like five minutes which is great because you know if you missed anywhere"

"Because it's fancy" she smiled "You actually bought me this. I think for my birthday, or Christmas one year this particular soap and I have been using it religiously ever since because it smells great"

"Yeah I did buy you it. because it was Christmas and I was doing my shopping and I was wondering around oxford street and I had done everything else I needed one more thing for you and one more thing for my sister, and I thought about you being a little hippie so I went to lush's massive store in oxford street, and a woman working there said it was good so I grabbed it and got ava like a bunch of the small bath bombs they do around then."

"I don't adore lush. but this soap is good. they'll probably discontinue it in six months"

"If they do I'll go and just buy you in in bulk just like all of it that they have"

"Aww thank you, right next I use that for my hands so It's just you"

"yes, it has a fish on it" he smiled

"Does this come from like Tesco?"

"yes. Sainsbury's actually."

"Goddamit Thomas" y/n sighed "I knew this as what I was getting! I fucking knew it" she complained "I can't even recycle the bottle because of the type of plastic. I'm so mad at you right now" she whines "I will reuse this. somehow... I will fin a use for this bottle"

"Can't I have it back?"

"No!" she complained "lotion time, this is actually only half my lotion stuff because there is no reason for me to give you the other one I use2

"why not?"

"Because its specifical tattoo lotion and you do not have any. I will keep that because I still have one healing so I need it"

"That's fair, you get to use this" he smirked

"Nooo..." she whines "You and goddam plastic bottles Thomas, this is just face though?"

"I know, but I use it for everywhere because I don't shave that often"

"That is perfect just... man logic. its lotion so I can use it everywhere, its soap it washes all of me. I don't know why men think this way."

"I have no idea. but we do"

"you do, it all smells like you though. to be fair they have all been sat in your bathroom for god knows how long so that's going to help. deodorant!"

"here, you steal this from me. so often it's unbelievable. anytime you around mine and you think you smell bad you instantly steal this" he laughs

"I do, men's stuff is way stronger, plus this... this is Thomas' smell like bottled. just add like motorbike oil to this smell and. that is what he smells like"

"See I do smell nice"

"It's not nice. like I'm not going to say its a pleasant smell because like most men's stuff its aggressive and manly so it's not nice. but its.... comforting. I think because I associate the smell with you. so it's like getting a hug when I smell it, want your's" she smirked and dropped a box on the table

"the fuck is this?"

"This is deodorant"

"No... it looks like a block of cheese!"

"well that's what is going to stop you smelling like sweat"

"I would... like to preemptively apologize to anyone who is going to hug me this month," he says "How do I use this? do I need to wet it like soap?"

"No, you just rub it on you" she laughs "You wanna see the razor now?

"Hit me," he asked she then put on a safety razor "The fuck is this?"

"your razor for a month this is what a lot of people used back in the sixties and such before plastic razors were as much of a thing. also, plastic razors can fuck off"

"oh... well. here's your plastic razor"

"Noooo! Thomas!" she whines "Please tell me it's new"

"The pack of them was in my bathroom, but I have not used this one"

"Alright. I'm mad though. You can keep that because I bought it for this. No more plastic razors Thomas!"

"Aww thank you. its scary though"

"it is. but its better. better for the turtles"

"yes, like straws... I have a glass straw now that I carry around in my car because of you"

"good."

"Goddam hippie"

"You also have a bamboo toothbrush which again I bought you. because... plastic bad"

"It is nice though. it has a little turtle on it"

"You are such a child, Honestly I'm surprised none of this was star wars themed"

"I have star wars themed bubble bath"

"Do you?"

"Yes, its in a Darth vaders head-shaped bottle"

"You god dam five year old"

[the-fiction-witch]

Spooky Times 20th : My Love

REAL LIFE: 20′S ARCHAEOLOGISTS  COUPLE: TBS X READER RATING: SPOOKY + CUTE

I stood baking in the heat of this place, using my fan to try and keep myself cool while the boys were digging here and there in the tombs we found in this place.

"MISS Y/L/N! WE FOUND SOMETHING!" someone yelled down the corridor so I ran through as fast as my feet would carry me over the sand-covered floor till I reached a room we had been excavating there was a box I ran over and began dusting and digging with my little tools  

"It's a coffin," I said, "Find anything else?" I asked

"Just a couple of jars and some fancy glass veil" jack answered

"gimme the veil," I said and he handed it to me I looked at the green glass bottle "I know exactly was this is... this is what they believed would bring them back

"Y/n no! the boss finds out you tried he'll ship you home," he says

"what he doesn't know won't hurt him" I smiled, "He asks it was broke when we dug it up"

"Fine, But Don't yell at me when you get yelled at," he says

so I smiled and broke the veil and poured its contents into the hole in the coffin I stepped away as it began to glow from the inside

"Ohh fucking hell y/n what have you done?" He asked in panic as the coffin lid cracked and broke open revealing... a mummified course stood still wrapped but it was moving it looked at us both "What the fuck y/n!" He yelled but before he could call out to anyone else the mummy grabbed his arm and he screamed loudly his eyes changing to glow the colour the coffin did before the mummy dropped back dead

"jack? are you okay?" I asked a little worried turning to face me he looked and seemed confused looking me up and down

"My Queen" He bowed kneeling in front of me

"jack what are you talking about? are you taking the piss?" I complained

"My Queen... " he bowed before he left I quickly followed him as he headed out

"Ahhh jack a need a word-" Mark said as he came around the corner

"Silence before your queen!" He yelled pushing mark away and matching off I tried to follow him but mark stopped me

"what the fuck did you do?" He asked grabbing my arm

"I uuuuhhh I'm working on it" I smiled "I may have uhhh... accidentally reincarnated a mummy that seems to have taken jacks body" I smiled "I'm working on it!" I argue

"You what!" he yelled trying to follow me as I walked off following where jack was going he went to the other chamber of the tomb where Thomas sat on a rock having a drink instead of working

"Uhh hey jack what's up?" He asked a little confused about what was going on

"My king" Jack kneeled on the floor in front of him bowing slightly

"Uhhhh.... what's happening? jack did you get hit on the head by a rock mate?"

"I must serve my purpose" jack says standing and messing with some things on the wall

"what's going on?" Thomas asked me

"she woke a mummy up and now jack's got a mummy inside him" Mark sighed

"Y/n!" Thomas complained at me

"what? I am working on it" I argue

"Forward!" jack ordered as a door opened heading down so I began to follow him

"What are you doing you have no idea where he's even taking you" Thomas warned

"I have a feeling we're not in danger," I said following jack down these dark tunnels, mark stayed behind but Thomas followed me, through rooms of treasure and rooms of other bodies until we reached a large stone room that looked out across the desert we must have been on the other side of the mountain, it was a castle or palace with beautifully preserved furniture and other such things jack lit up torches all over the room revealing two more coffins much better than the ones we had found in the other chambers he grabbed two glass bottles pouring one inside the coffin

"Jack... whatever you're doing? just uhh think about it mate" Thomas suggested as the coffin cracked and broke open

"Don't go near it" I said holding Thomas behind me

"why?"

"I have a feeling that's the king," I said

"and jack called me that right... I'm with you" he nodded,

The mummy spoke something it was hushed and broken

"what did he say?" Thomas asked

"he said... my queen," I said moving closer to this creature fascinated slightly by the condition and magic of how this was working, the course began to reach out to me but Thomas pushed me behind him

"Don't touch her!" he yelled but the mummy simply grabbed hold of him

"Ohh you fucking dumb ass Thomas" I sighed as his eyes glowed and the mummy dropped, Thomas fell to the floor "Thomas? are you okay?" I asked helping him up he looked at me strangely a smile I had never seen on him before and he grabbed my waist and kissed me I was in shock a little terrified, no way in hell that's still Thomas, he pulled away smiling at me fixing my hair

"Ummm... my beautiful queen, I've missed you so much" he smiled "Its been so long, since I kissed you, I'll make up for it my love I promise" He winked

"Uuuuuhhhh" I stutter a little unsure how to respond

"what's wrong with her?" He ordered pushing me to the floor turning to jack

"I woke you, first sir"

"what did you do that for, I thought I was clear you wake her first, I wanted my queen waited for me when I woke" He yelled slapping jack hard

"who are you?" I asked as I stood up

"We are what you will become sweet girl, and your world will soon be ours" Thomas smirked cracking the bottle and pouring it into the last coffin, it cracked and broke open before I could think the creature grabbed my skin-

"My queen? My love? Are you alright?" I heard my husband ask as I sat up from the floor he gently picked me up and smiled to me "There you are"

"I never thought I'd see you again" I smiled

"Neither did I my love" He smiled kissing me softly I happily pulled him tighter kissing him back "Umm I've missed you so much"

"I missed you so badly" I smiled "Boy! Leave us... the king and queen have been away from each other without bodies for fae too long, we have time to make up" I smirked dagging him and his rather sexy new body to our bed-chamber...

[the-fiction-witch]

Little Angel P1

REAL LIFE: X 30′S COUPLE: TBS X READER (SHOWGIRL) RATING: SWEET + MILD FLIRT

I sighed listening to the stupid act on stage at the moment leaning on the light I was in charge off almost falling asleep

"Hey! Thomas stop leaning on the light!" Mark yelled as he got back

"Sorry Mark," I told him quickly moving away

"Go on get back," He said just as the act on stage cleared out and the curtains dropped

"Come on Mark" I complain "Can't I stay and see her?"

"Alright, but shut up and get down, you'll get me in trouble you horny dick" he laughs

"I'm not horny" I complain sitting on one of the closed gel boxes

"Ohh come on we both know why Tommy wants a look at the little angel" He smirked "So you ain't got to use your imagination tonight" He winked

"Ohh shut up mark" I sighed

"Now Ladies and Gentlemen, Our Main Show. Please welcome to the stage..." The announcement began "The Newest London Sensation, The Heavenly Harmonious Girl, The Little Angel Herself Y/n Y/l/N"

The crowd downstairs roared with cheers and applause as the curtain went up revealing dancers with there fans and skimpy Red Outfits, and I the centre stood to hold the mic in her beautiful white dress, she looked like a goddess or a Beautiful Bride I couldn't stop watching her as she sang and danced her song until she was done and the crowd gave her a standing obviation applauding and whistling as the curtain dropped again and people began to filter out and mark began shutting off the light

"Talk to her," He says

"what?" I asked

"Talk to her thomas" He laughs "you work for the same place, you see each other almost every night, Talk to the girl"

"she doesn't see me, I see her every night she doesn't know I exist" I explain "she's the star! And I'm a stage cleaner"

"Well... maybe if you spoke to her instead of staying up in the balcony like a creepy perv" he laughs "you might actually have a shot with something other than your hand" "You really think so?" I asked "Why not" he shrugged "Thanks, mark, anyways I need to get to work that stage isn't gonna sweep itself" I smiled jumping off the box "It did you'd be out of a job" he laughs "No, if they stopped putting the girls in outfits made of glitter I'd be out a job, seriously I must sweep up one girl's bra worth of glitter every night" I laughed "Get going before I tell Mr damaclease you've been up here all night," he says "Alright I'm going I'm going," I said rushing down the dangerous backstage jumping cables and low hanging frames till I got my broom from the cupboard and went to start sweeping "It's outrageous! You can't do that!" A familiar voice yelled seconds later a door opened it was y/n in a silky lacey robe with her tight lingerie underneath it "hey! Can I borrow you?" She says "Who me?" I asked "Yeah just a sec Hun," she says "Sure" I smiled letting her drag me in her changing room, the little lights on the mirror and her costumes and make up all over the place and the owner of the theatre Mr damaclease stood smoking his cigar "Its outrageous sir, the low wage your paying is getting impossible to live on" I explain "Ohh come on angel" he smirked "No! I'm serious! I'm only just getting enough to live on and I know this uh... What are you, hun?" "Ohh stage cleaner" I blushed "I'm sure this stage cleaner will agree with me," she says hugging my arm "how much are you paid, Hun?" "Ohh I don't wanna get involved" I blushed "See he's fine your worry over nothing you crazy dame" he laughs "Well.. you do only give me a few pounds a shift," I said "What! That's insane! How do you survive?" "I have a day job, and I only eat every two days" I explain "Ohh you poor thing, you see you can't pay people such a low amount," she says "either you raise people's wage or I won't sing anymore" "I'll think about it" he sighed before he left "Thanks" she smiled "It's ok, I agree with you... And you definitely should be paid more, your Amazing" I told her "Awww your sweet" she smiled giving my cheek a kiss "sorry I should let you get back to work" she smiled

"It's okay, Anytime" I smiled rushing off back to work I blushing the whole time till I got home from where she kissed me, I didn't eat tonight I didn't feel like it so I went straight to sleep dreaming of her kisses...

I sighed doing my sweeping Inbetween acts as I couldn't manage to sneak away to the balcony tonight "Hey, how's the sweeping?" A little voice asked as I got back to the side and I saw it was y/n "Ohh hey Uhhh good" I blushed "About the other night, thank you were a big help" she smiled "It's okay, I was happy to help" I smiled "I never got your name" she smiled "Ohhh! Thomas," I blushed fixing my hair "I wanted to ask if you were busy tonight Thomas?" She asked "Uhhh no why" I blushed unable to contain my excitement "Well as a thank you for the other night as well as... It worried me what you said, how much you guys are struggling so I got Mr cheap stake to put you boys pay up, and I want to take you to dinner, someplace fancy, I'll pay" she smiled "J-just the two of us?" I stuttered "Yeah, just me and you" she smiled "Uhhhhhhhhh sure, I'll meet you once I'm all done," I told her "Great" she smiled as the announcer began and the girls took there position's "oohh that's me, wish me luck" she smiled "Of course" I smiled giving her hand a kiss as she headed into the stage and she blew me a kiss as she took her mic just before the curtains lifted for her to do her show.

I did a bit of sweeping before sneaking away to the bathroom washing myself up as much as I could in this little bathroom, still having to pinch myself to believe I was wasn't dreaming. I'm going out to dinner with y/n! I even gave my shirt a bit of a clean but I'm sure she'd understand it was rather importunate this dinner, just the two of us... I wonder if it's, a date? No why would she ask me on a date? Once I was lovely and clean or well as good as I was going to get without a proper bath and I went out going to her little dressing room knocking on her door but no answer "You're looking for the angel? She just headed out looked pretty upset" a stagehand says wondering past so I ran out the stage door as quickly as I could with my stuff out into the rainy alley, I saw an umbrella open on the pavement so I rushed overseeing her stood in a beautiful blue dress her make up perfect and all of her hidden beautiful under the umbrella she spotted me and smiled "I rather thought you might have skipped out on me" she laughs "I would never, sorry I was uhh getting cleaned up and I guess I lost track of time" I blushed "Don't worry you're here now" she smiled "so, dinner my treat?" "I'd love to," I told her "ohh uh what should I call you? Y/n? miss y/l/n?-" I began "Call me angel, most people do" she smiled taking my hand "Okay, angel" I smiled giving her hand a kiss and taking the umbrella from her so we could walk together much easier. She lead me to a beautiful restaurant not far from the theatre sitting up the back with some wine and some food discussing everything and nothing, our work, our lives, our families, I loved chatting with her, and the food was amazing I didn't want to fill my stomach as I know she's paying and I didn't want to be rude even if she often insisted "Uhhhh can I ask you something?" I asked "Of course" she smiled sipping her wine "Would you Uhhh would you class this a date?" I asked "I don't know" she blushed "if you wanted it to Thomas" "I'm not too sure, so are you...seeing anyone currently?" I asked carefully "Well, not exactly" she smiled "why do you ask?" "Just uhh curious" I blushed we finished up our dinner going back out into the rain "I had an amazing time tonight" "I did too, maybe we can go out again soon" "I'd like that, I'll pay next time I promise" "No it's okay I like treating you" she smiled "Still, so it's fair" I smiled "Your too sweet Thomas you really are" she smiled she turned to look at the rain before getting her little compact to fix her lipstick as she did I spotted a little flower stall tucked into the alley away from the rain the seller huddled in too clearly about to pack up I quickly jumped from under the umbrella to the alley handing them the couple of coins I had in my pocket she looked at me and at y/n and handed me a red rose I quickly went back as she put her compact away hardly noticing I had gone anywhere in the interval "so I'll see you on Friday" she smiled "Yeah, on Friday... Uhh here for you" I told her handing her the rose "Oohh Thomas it's beautiful" she smiled taking it and smelling it "thank you very much goodnight darling" she smiled giving my cheek a kiss and walking off home giving me a little wave and blowing me some kisses as she walked "Goodnight angel" I smiled unable to stop my face turning almost the colour of the lipstick mark now on my cheek.

I sighed sitting on the gel box up in the balcony while mark packed his lights up "So you and the little angel?" He smirked "Why do you say it like that?" I asked "Ohh come on Tom, I've seen you two sneaking out the stage door together, waiting around for each other so come on talk" he laughs "Nothing we're just spending some time together" I shrug "I'm taking her out tonight no idea where yet" "Tonight! And you don't know?" "I don't have a lot of money my last two paychecks have been short and late, in struggling to find somewhere to take her" I sighed "Pictures?" "Can't afford it" "Dinner?" "No she's taken me to some really nice places for dinner I take her somewhere cheap I'll feel like an ass" "Dancing?" "I can't dance, we know this" "Take her on a walk through Hyde park, it's pretty, it's romantic, it's free" "That's a good idea actually, and I don't need it to be romantic... Where not dating" "Sure your not" "Whatever mark, oohh got to go don't want to keep her waiting," I said as I checked my watch, I hurried backstage to the bathroom washing myself up as quick as I could before going out to her dressing room knocking a couple of times "Who is it?" Her sweet voice asked "It's me, angel," I told her "Ohh come in I won't be a minute," she says so I went in seeing her sitting at her vanity doing her makeup in her little lingerie and her silky lace robe "hello darling" she smiled as she was clearly concentrating "Hello angel" I smiled giving her head a kiss "Hey! Don't you'll mess up my hair" she says "Sorry" I blushed taking a seat "So where are we headed tonight?" She asks "That's a surprise," I told her "Oohh surprise date night" she giggled "is it snuggling up around your apartment again?" "Angel... You think so little of me and my planning skills" I said joking being hurt that she has suggested it "Are we thought?" She asked "No, unless... You wanted to" I suggest "Wish you'd told me that before, I would have chosen to snuggle" she giggled giving my cheek a kiss before she did she lipstick which made me blush more "are we going dancing?" She asked excitedly "I've told you, angel, I can't dance. I wouldn't want to take you when I can't dance it wouldn't be fair on you" I explain "Aww okay, so where are we going?" She asked "Its a surprise" I laughed "you have to wait," I told her

"Fine" she smiled getting up and slipping off her robe, I tried my best not to look even if I really wanted to... I glanced in the mirror and saw her in her black and grey lingerie, her tights hugging her legs snuggly, everything so tight and beautiful I glanced away trying not to blush as she slipped on her dress "Ohh Thomas could you zip me up?" she asked struggling to reach the zip on her dress

"Ohh uhh sure" I blushed trying my best not to look as I did her dress up

"Thank you" she smiled "Come on, let's get going"

as soon as we got sorted we headed out walking down the busy London streets till we got to hyde park, holding hands and walking around the park looking at the flowers and the sunset she often snuggled up to my arm so I held her tightly I never wanted it to end

"Y/n... Can I ask you something?" I asked her

"Of course" she smiled as we stopped and I held her hands a little nervous getting the courage to ask her "Thomas what is it?"

"Well... Y/n Would... would you maybe-" I began

But a huge explosion across town the explosion lighting up the sky alarms going off and people running and screaming for there lives.

Part 2: https://fictionalbubbles.tumblr.com/post/190344863355/little-angel-p2

[the-fiction-witch]

Sleep Over

REAL LIFE COUPLE ASA X READER RATING SMUTT

I stood trying to make sure my room was perfect! My floor spotless, my bed made and cosy with pillows and blankets, my bedside table innocent but also trying to not look well too innocent.

My parents are away for a holiday this week and I'm home all alone, but y/n said she would come over and keep me company tonight have a little sleep over like we used to when we where kids. But I was nervous, I've liked y/n for ages, thought about her in my dirtiest of fantasy's, dreamt of my hands all over her -

Ummmmmm... Stop it! Stop it! I don't need a Bonner before she even gets here.

What if she gets cold and wants to sleep in my bed? What if she gets so cold she needs me to cuddle her? What if she wants me to cuddle her? What if she wants to kiss me? What if she takes a shower in MY bathroom! Ummmmmmmm y/n naked in my bathroom.... What I she wants to watch like a sexy movie? What if she gets desperate and needs hands other then her own to touch her -

KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK

there she is!

I lept off my bed checking my room again before running down to the front door making sure my hair looked nice as I ran past the mirror making my shirt sit a bit better in my skinny form and even making sure my breath and me smelled nice before opening the door

"Hey y/n" I smiled as I opened it

"Hey Asa" she smiled and my jaw almost dropped. She had little black converses on the neon laces done tight, she had black socks that went up to her thighs with like cat ears at the top of them, she had a pair of light denim shorts Hugging those hips closer then every before, her shirt lose off her left shoulder exposing her bright purple bra strap, her hair and face perfect as ever I couldn't help stareing she looked so beautiful, so... Luscious. Like I wanted her! I wanted everything, to run my hands around that booty, motorboat those beautiful breasts, grind my hips against her for the rest of my waking life "Asa? Something wrong?" She asks

"No, nothing I just uhh just umm you look nice y/n" I told her letting her in with her big backpack of stuff

"Aww your a sweetie" shs smiled giving my cheek a kiss as she came in so I shut the door and locked it as she went up to my room, I blushed hard Running up after her I sat her sat on my bed dumping her backpack and leaning back on my mattress 'asa I want you to fuck me'

"What was that y/n?" I aske unsure I heard right and if I did i wanna hear her say it again

"I said are we ordering take away?" She asks

"Ohh sure, in a bit y/n I'm not hungry yet a while" I smiled shutting the door and going sitting on my bed putting a big gap between us

"Asa? Is something wrong?" She asks

"Not exactly" i blushed

"Asa please tell me, your worrying me" she says moving closer to me putting her hand on my arm

"It's nothing!" I said moving her hand away a little

"Come on you used to tell me everything" she giggled

"Y/n...." I began moving to face her "it's just that... Well we've been friends since we where kids and I wouldn't ever want to lose you as a friend" I began "however... Things have changed, for both of us our dynamic is different, we're different." I explain

"What are you saying Asa?" She asks a little puzzled

"I'm saying" i began "please don't kill me for what I'm about to do-"

"Well what are you gonna-" she began but I jumped and kissed her cheek making her stop "Hu? Anticlimactic" she giggled

"Anti- y/n! It's literally taken me like four years to gather up that kinda courage" I blushed

"Ohh? Hope it doesn't take so long for everything else" she smiled nuzzling her head into my neck

"What-" I stuttered unsure u heard right

"Aww Asa, relax. I know things have changed since we last had a sleep over but come on it'll be fun" she smiled kissing my cheek and jumping back to lay on my bed

"Your right, if you wanna order take out I'll set your air bed up?" I suggest

"Air bed? What am I six, come on asa you got a big boy king sized just let me curl up in here, I promise I won't be a blanket hog" she giggled

"Uhhhhhhhh you you wanna share my bed... with me?" I ask her and she nods "okay uhh then you order take out I'll sort out the movie" I told her and she smiled getting up giving my cheek another kiss before she walked downstairs blowing me a kiss and a flirty wave as she went

Oooooohhhh my god!

I'm gonna share a bed with y/n, she's gonna be in her PJ's in my bed all night long! Ummm she'll be sleeping in my bed, we could cuddle! We could kiss! We could...ummmmm touch! Ohh my sweet little angel! Your getting me hard and all you've done is lay on my bed I've got all night if this, Uhhh calm down calm down don't wanna blow my load in my pants! Soon enough she came back and smiled sitting beside me

"Hey Asa? Whatcha thinking?" She playfully laughs

"It's nothing y/n, don't worry about it" I blushed

"So movie" she smiled

"Yeah uhh how about you pick actually I'll go get snacks and stuff" i told her

"Okay, don't be too long I need my snuggle buddy" she complained as she began getting cosy in my bed

"I won't be" I smiled heading down to sort all the snacks out for our movies once I got everything I headed up and y/n was sat in my bed with my Xbox controller going though my Netflix tucked up under my duvet and my blankets the curtians drawn and the lights off the only light my little lamp on the table I dropped the stuff on the bed and sheepishly climbed in with her as she started the movie

"Asa" she smiled as I felt her hand on my thigh I froze wanting her soft touch just a little further right "where's your hand?" She asked very worried

"Ohh here sorry" I laughed letting her hold my hand

"I was getting worried" she smiled resting her head on my shoulder, I sat watching the movie a while every so often playing thumb war or just playing with her fingers whenever she started to move them around I moved a little and yawned stretching, I took the opportunity to put my arm around her sitting on her waist she moved closer nuzzling close to my neck and resting her hand on my shoulder too "Asa?" She asks after a while I didn't want to answer I was so content just having her snuggled close to me

"Ummm?" I groaned not really wanting to make words

"What's that poking my thigh?" She asks

"Poking? Ohhhh- uhhhhh nothing" I blushed realising what was poking her in the leg

"Asa..." She sighed turning down the movie a little "I want you to tell me what's wrong, not some complicated essay piece, really it's me. Just tell me what's going on with you in simple terms" she asks

"Okay" i blushed unable to look at her I felt so embarrassed "we haven't had a sleep over since we where kids, and were not kids anymore. And I'm.... I'm struggling okay because your fucking beautiful! And hot! And sexy! And... I can't take it!" I told her "your cuddling me! Your in my bed! We're gonna sleep in the same bed tonight! I'm freaking out okay! Because... I have been in love with you for so long, and not just in love but... Uhhh fuck it! I've been lusting after you since the second my balls dropped okay!" I told her "and I can't take it! Because I'm having to bite my tongue and sit on my hands to stop myself from .... From making you my own right here right now, on my bed."

"Ohh Asa" she blushed clearly shocked "ohh my, I uhh I wouldn't have known if you hadn't said" she blushed "you wanna know a secret?" She asks and I nodded "I've been just as crazy for you to" she whispered

"Y/n? You mean you... For for me?" I stutter and she nods "so if I... Made a move on you tonight? You would?"

"I would let you and probably return it after" she winked

"Ohhh well uhh y/n I uhhhh" I stuttered

"Shhh let your other head do the thinking Asa" she whispered kissing down my neck her heavenly lips trailing kisses down my sensitive skin my hands instantly went to undo my jeans but

KNOCK, KNOCK, KNOCK

"That will be take out" shd says moving away and getting out of bed "you wait there, we have stuff to finish off Asa" she winked sorting her clothes and her hair a little bit and going downstairs I felt my hard cock twitching and throbbing in my pants desperate to keep going so I bit my lip and hid myself under the covers and pushing down my jeans leaving me exposed gently stroking my thick shaft closing my eyes imaging my normal fantasy, of y/n stood at the end of my end stripping for me while I touch myself getting faster and faster wanting her so badly "Asa? Did you want me to bring the ice cream up or put it in the freezer?" She calls from downstairs

"Uhhh freezer kitty!" I groaned trying not to moan I didn't stop using her voice to fuel me more

"Kitty? Aww Asa your too cute" she giggled "okay I'm coming up-" she began

"Ohh wait! Uhh maybe make us some more popcorn kitten!" I told her I was so close but I don't want her to see me like this sweaty and desperate between my sheets jerking my cock for her sexy voice

"Well okay, five minutes Asa" she calls ummmmm that's more then enough I got faster and faster and faster almost humping my hand I was so desperate getting closer and closer to-

"Oooooohhhh my god! Uuuuhh uuuuuuuhhhhh! Y/n! Y/n baby! Uuuuuuughhhgh kitten! Kitty! I'm coming! I'm coming!" I sqeualed "Yes! YES! Y/N! YYYY/NNNN!!!"

"Having fun Mr Butterfield?" Her voice smirked making me jump she was leaned against my bedroom door frame looking at me

"H-h-how much did you see?" I asked her

"Most of it" she smirked

"How much did you hear?" I asked

"All of it" she growled

"All of it?" I blushed and she nods putting our snacks and out take out at the end of my bed with the others when she went to climb over me to get back where she was but she stopped on my legs sitting on my thighs

"Could I see?" She asks

"See? See my?" I began and she nods I blushed and moved the covers letting her see

"Ooohh Asa... Such a big boy" she smirked "how long till he comes to play again?"

"I don't know, sometimes it's five minutes, sometimes it's a few hours" I admit

"Well I'm not sure I can wait that long" she giggled laying in the other side of the bed playfully twirling her hair "did you wanna touch me?" She asks

"Touch your what?" I asked

"Anything you want to asa" she smirked "my tits" she began

"Ummm..."

"My Butt"

"Uhhhhh..."

"My cunt"

"Oooohhh my god!" I moaned "kitten I Uhhh.... I..."

"Yes Asa?" She smirked

"Tits. Please" i begged

"Well if that's what you want" shs smirked sitting up and slipping off her lose fitting shirt revealing all of that purple bra and the squishy smutty concents within I couldn't help myself I grabbed them one in each hand and began groping, they where so soft, so big, so comfy, so relaxing

"Uhhh kitten! They feel so good" I groaned she giggled undoing her bra and it fell into my hands I quickly threw it off my bed getting a good look at her before grabbing her again she giggled undoing her little shorts and slipping her hand in "ooooh my god! Your-" I began

"Well you Got one I haven't had any, hardly fair Asa" she complained so I smirked taking a hand away from her breast to slip under her shorts feeling her drenched panties I found her clit and began rubbing even over her panties and she was moaning quietly against my pillow so I got faster and faster wanting to make her feel as good as she makes me feel until "Asa... enough" she says moving my hands away

"What is it? Is something wrong?" I asked but she got up shutting my bedroom door and turning off the TV

"pants and shirt off now" she ordered so I did as shs asked leaving me naked under my covers, she slipped off what she had left and climbed in bed too "now... Let's have a play with that big boy toy of yours" she growled ....

I smirked in my heavenly place as I had some tea this morning getting my breath and my strength back as I heard steps down the stairs,

Y/n leaned on the kitchen door frame in her little black cat socks and my shirt from yesterday, no bra no panties, her hair a mess and no make up at all

"Meow" she cooes

"You look so beautiful like that" i smirked pulling her waist close to me so not an Inch remained between us both holding her close and giving her so many lusty, sleepy kisses "back to bed?" I suggest rubbing my morning wood on her still wet pussy thought that little shirt

"Mew" she giggled nuzzling closer

"That's my girl" I smirked lifting her by her thighs to wrap them around my waist and taking her back up to bed.