#ojichan

[itsmemelissac]

Obachan & Ojichan’s house. How I miss that old yellow carpet.

[majunju]

my favourite 5′2″ dilf (he is 36)

[noctswife]

kaimei are like my lifelong niisan next door and his super cool high school sweetheart and years later they got married and despite me not being super close to them the few times I did hang out with them they're the best and I got to go to their wedding. if that makes sense.

[feroluce]

Me: I wonder what Hook calls Sampo in the Japanese dub? Probably oji-san, since it's shushu in the original Chinese?

Hook: Sampo-ojichan!!

Oji is "uncle," which is hilarious because Hook calls Natasha by "older sister" when she wants something. So Hook either just really wants to get on Natasha's good side, or she takes Sampo at face value when he refers to himself as an old man. She trusts him a lot and takes him at his word and she calls him as such!

And Sampo calls Hook either ojou-san or oujo-san (I can't find the Japanese sub to see the spelling, and I can't tell them apart by ear)!

One spelling, oujo, means "princess," it's how you would refer to royalty. The other, ojou, (which I assume is what he's actually saying) is something you call the young lady of a high-class family with a high social standing. In Genshin Impact, the intro scene for a popular ship, chilumi, shows Childe calling Lumine ojou-chan, which the English dub translated as "girlie." Since Sampo uses -san instead of -chan, his is more formal and respectful, it's more like "young lady."

...It's also how you would refer to the daughter of a yakuza leader, which I love, since Hook leads her own little gang (the Moles) skzhkskdkd

But it really gets me in the heart, because! Hook is generally looked at as a delinquent by most adults. Which I mean. Not without good reason, she

calls Natasha an old witch

frequently sneaks out into the Fragmentum

has left graffiti all over the side of the orphanage

was constantly picking fights with other kids

beat a man unconscious for stealing from her dad

and has already picked up on how business gets done in the Underworld, and uses/actively participates in it to get what she wants- she basically acts an information broker

like Hook earns her reputation haha. The Underground is lucky that what Hook wants is just like. Candy and toys and to play hide-and-seek. I'm sure she'll have the capability to raise all kinds of hell and be more like an actual gang leader when she's older, even if she chooses not to act on it.

So Sampo calling her so politely and respectfully is really sweet and cute! Yes, he's polite and respectful with everyone, but that's just it- he treats Hook much like he does everyone else. He doesn't tell her to buzz off because she's a kid. He doesn't lie or try to cheat her or assume she's naive because of her age. He never talks down to her. He really does just treat her like a respected business partner and he takes her seriously, which Hook really seems to appreciate. And even when Sampo does treat her like a kid, it's not in a negative way; he guides her on little adventures and chats with her and takes her for joy rides on his moped. All of which Hook also really appreciates, since everyone else is too busy trying to get by to make time to play with her. She absolutely adores him.

I hope they officially join forces someday and terrorize all of Belobog with their shenanigans JSKJZNDKSJ

So Hook calls Sampo "Uncle Sampo" in a particularly affectionate/endeared tone, and Sampo calls Hook "Young Miss Hook" in a very respectful tone! And to reiterate:

[retsuyachan]

brain worm skit

(I actually do have a name for ラクスズ娘 but I want to keep quiet for now) @kanacaecilius

ラクスズ娘(5 yrs old): Ojichan! Can I sleepover at Hymeno-sama's place tonight?

ギ: But you just stayed over last week? You shouldn't make trouble for others

ラクスズ娘: But, but, Jerami sama comes to sleepover here all the time?...

ギ:

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.

.

ジェ: so you let her go?

ギ: *head in hands* I even threw in some candy so she won't say anything...

ジェ: おっと

[askaceattorney]

(Three Previous Letters)

Dear Mysterious Voice,

Please tell me you're Ojichan or Asogi-san trying to prank one of my students.

(I already have two too many ghosts in one agency. I don't need another one.)

- Phoenix Wright

[satorusnovia]

𝐂𝐨𝐧𝐟𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐚𝐥

Chapter 3: Hello Kitty Face Masks

❦Pairing: Satoru Gojo x (f) Reader

❦Genre: Modern AU, romance, angst, forbidden love

❦Status: Ongoing

❦Summary: Your first touch, first love, first everything is stuck with no other option than to leave you to go to a whole new country across the world. 7 years flash by within the blink of an eye when you reunite with your past lover, but he's too late. You've already promised your love and detion to another even though that marriage is corrupting right before your eyes. But, of course that isn't enough to stop your pretentious past lover from stirring up old chemistry the two of you once shared. Only rule? Keep it confidential.

❦Warnings: NSFW content, emotional/physiological, manipulation/abuse, unhealthy relationships, mental health issues, heavy drinking, smoking, and graphic violence.

❦A/N: Hi, my name is Victoria. This is my fanfic and I hope you guys enjoy it! Please let me know your thoughts and opinions! ૮₍ ˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶ ₎ა

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When you two arrived at the wedding, you realized it was at a huge church that was decorated with diamond chandeliers, roses, and white marble floors.

You and Satoru were running a bit late and noticed everyone had already taken their seats. Thankfully, you found enough space for you and Satoru to sit in the middle row.

You wrap your arm around him. "Follow my lead."

And so he does.

As you're walking to your spot, you decide to also look around to see who's here. All you see are distant family members and a couple of people you don't recognize. Your eyes land on your ex-best friend or at least you thought she used to be your best friend.

When you two were very young her parents grew very close to yours. She always thought she was better than you and never wanted to play with you and when she did she would manipulate you into being her little slave and into giving her your toys. You obeyed her without a fight because all you ever wanted was to play with her, but once you developed a mind of your own, you realized what she was doing and told her off and distanced yourself.

That same girl was glaring at you with so much evil tucked inside her soul. Her eyes land on Satoru and you knew she was jealous.

You will admit she's beautiful, but her soul is one of the ugliest— if not thee ugliest thing you've ever seen.

Your arm squeezes tighter around Satoru, unconsciously being protective of him. He noticed and looks at you, then the direction you're looking. His eyes land on the girl and he sort of realizes what's going on, but he's still a bit confused, but reassures you nonetheless.

"Y/n." Satoru whispers, making you look up at him. "It's okay."

The fact that he reassured you without even fully understanding what was going on made you fuzzy inside.

Your strength around his arm eases and a smile graces your lips. "I know."

When you’re about to sit down, you realize you’re about to sit right next to your grandparents.

"Y/n, you made it." Your grandmother smiles.

"Of course I did." You smile and hug her. "How are you?"

Before she can respond, your grandfather peers behind your grandmother. "Y/n! How've you been?"

"I've been great ojichan, how about you?" Your smile is radiant as you greet your grandparents. They were always so kind and full of life.

"Who's that handsome young man next to you?" Your grandmother interrupts your grandfather before he can respond.

They also have a huge habit of interrupting one another, yet don't get mad at each other for it. I guess they just love one another all that much.

They were high school sweethearts and you're so surprised they made it this far with each other. You knew they'd still be together even if death tried to get in the way because their souls would meet in the afterlife. You're sure of it and you can't help but crave such love.

Sometimes you wonder how your father became so closed off with such loving parents like his. You'd at least expect him to be loving towards you, but you're in disbelief if he even looks your direction nowadays. You wish you had parents like your grandparents.

"I'm Gojo Satoru, y/n's boyfriend. It's lovely to meet you." Satoru bows his head.

"You have beautiful eyes, Gojo. I've never seen anything quite like them and I've met a lot of people at my old age." Your grandmother says.

"Thank you and please, call me Satoru." He replies.

Satoru didn't wear his usual shades because of the formal event, so you could see his eyes perfectly.

"Y/n, you found yourself quite the charmer." Your grandfather says with a smile on his face, pleased with your boyfriend.

You roll your eyes. "Yeah, yeah. He's perfect or whatever."

Satoru can't help but laugh. He knew you were half pretending that you were jealous by how much they were praising him. "Obaasan, have you seen my parents?" You change the topic.

"They're in the front." She points toward the front.

You turn around and scan the seats in front of you till you finally spot your parents.

"You're going to have to wait to greet them." You whisper to Satoru and he nods.

Suddenly wedding music fills your ears and everyone is standing up.

Satoru helps your grandmother stand up with one hand in hers and the other on her back. The sight is so heartwarming, it makes your heart physically ache. He really is a keeper.

You look back at the aisle and see your aunt in a beautiful white kimono, holding a wagasa in one hand while her other hand was wrapped around her soon-to-be-husband's arm who was wearing a black kimono as they walked down the aisle.

You were so happy for your aunt, especially since she was in an abusive relationship a few years ago, but this new man seems different. Every time you see them together they're always laughing and smiling unlike when she was with her ex-husband. They never talked nor looked in each other's direction when you saw them together.

You wonder if you'll ever be able to commit to someone so much that you'd be willing to marry them. To you, marriage was a very scary thing.

After they declare to love one another till death due them part, everyone gets up to go to the dining hall.

You take this as an advantage for Satoru to greet your parents. You point them out to him so he can see what they look like first.

A wave of anxiety rushes past him once he knows who your parents are.

"Toru, there is nothing to worry about. Just greet them the way you did with my grandparents and I promise you'll have their hearts." Your instructions were clear, yet soothing. You tugged your lips into a genuine smile as he looked down at you and suddenly all his fears vanished into thin air.

Before you can even ask if he's ready, Satoru grabs your hand and walks towards your parents. Your parents realize this and fix their gaze on you and the 6'3 man beside you.

"Hello, you must be y/n's parents. I've heard so much about you both. I'm Gojo Satoru, y/n's boyfriend. I'm very pleased to finally meet you." Satoru bows with a charming smile decorating his lips. The smile that traps you into loving him.

With a smile like that, he could make anyone love him.

༺ ♡ ༻

Satoru ended up sitting next to you with your parents and other close relatives. He suddenly turned into a comedian, making them all laugh and have a good time. You were so happy your parents ended up liking him.

You just finished eating, so you decide to go to the bathroom to touch up your lipstick.

"I'm going to the bathroom." You whisper into his ear. He nods and you leave.

Once you entered the bathroom, Satoru noticed the girl that was glaring at you earlier, enter the bathroom.

You're touching up your makeup as she enters the restroom. You sigh in annoyance and continue to apply your lipstick, already knowing she isn't here to use the bathroom.

She looks around to make sure no one else is around. She checks the stalls and saw they were empty. Once she knew no one was around, she unmasked her true colors.

"Oh, y/n, I haven't even been in here for a second and you're already annoyed with me?" She pretends to pout.

You ignore her and continue to apply lipstick. You've dealt with this for years, so it's been tougher for her to break your thick skin.

"Who's your little boyfriend? He sure seems like the charmer." She continues to pry.

You cap your lipstick and continue to ignore her.

Don't engage y/n. What good will that do? It's your aunt's wedding and you came here to have a good time. Don't let her ruin that for you.

"How big is his dick?"

Your eyes widen and your heart begins to thump in rage. The grip you have on your lipstick seems like it's about to break as your knuckles turn white.

You walk towards the door to avoid conflict. You open it, but she slams it closed with her hand. Her face was dangerously close to yours and you could feel her breath on your ear. You were well aware she wanted you to look at her and get some sort of reaction out of you, but you refused.

"I'm just wondering because if I were with him, I'd waste absolutely no time sleeping with him. Fuck, we wouldn't even have to be together. You're gonna have to share a man like that."

Calm down.

"I wanna taste. No fair."

Calm.

"I bet he's so good in bed."

Down.

"He's definitely next on my fuck list."

Your ears begin to ring and your vision turns red as your heart thumps faster. You grab her by the collar and slam her against a wall with her feet barely touching the ground all in one swift movement.

She's smirking, satisfied with the reaction she got out of you. "Still taking things so seriously, aren't we, y/n? He has such a pretty face. Don't tell me you think you're the only person he's slept with."

You and Satoru both took each other's virginity that night. If Satoru was just some lousy player then Ieiri would've warned you or you would've found out for yourself because players aren't difficult to figure out. Plus the only women in his life are his mother, Ieiri, and you.

This fucking cunt knows absolutely nothing about him.

"I'm going to fucking kill you." Your voice was barely above a whisper, but she heard crystal clear.

She snickers. "You're not gonna do sh—" Before she could finish her false sentence you punched her in the face so hard, her head slammed again the wall.

Her body lost its balance, but before she could fall to the ground, you grabbed her hair, digging your fingernails into the flesh of her scalp, and dragged her. Once you let go, the force caused her to fall into one of the bathroom stalls, slamming her head yet again with her ass falling into the toilet.

You stand there while your body slowly begins to shake. You look down at your hands with wide eyes when your eyes are met with bloody fingertips.

You take a few deep breaths, trying to calm yourself before you go back to the dining hall.

You wash your hands and leave.

The moment his eyes land on you, he could tell something was wrong. He knew he had a bad feeling when he saw that girl enter the bathroom after you.

Once you're sat down he whispers, "Are you okay?"

"I-I'm fine. Just feeling a bit sick." You lie and the fact you haven't even bat an eye at him shows that what you were saying was nothing but a lie.

"Y/n, are you alright?" You heard your mother's voice.

You look up at her. "Yes, I'm just not feeling well. I think I'm going to have to leave early with Satoru." You respond.

"Of course. We understand and we hope you feel better." You heard your father say.

You look up at him and give him a fake smile. "Thanks, otosan."

And with that, you and Satoru left. The car ride was silent because he wasn't sure if you wanted to talk or needed space.

Once he parks in front of your house, you open the door before he could open it for you.

You still haven't looked at him.

Satoru chases after you and when you're one foot in the house, he grabs your arm. "What's wrong?"

"I don't wanna talk about it." You don't even turn your head to look at him, completely shutting him out.

"I'm not leaving until I know what's wrong. I can't stand the fact that you're hurt and I don't know why." He says truthfully.

Those words finally break the dam of tears you've been holding back against.

You fall onto your knees and begin to cry into your palms. You're still outside, so Satoru lifts you by your thighs. You wrap your legs around him and wrap your arms around his neck as you head lay your head in the crook of his neck.

His arms are tucked underneath your thighs as he walks inside the house and shuts the door. He uses one hand to shut the door and lock it.

When you're finally inside he sets you down on the couch.

"Tell me everything."

"I'm s-sorry." That is all you can say as you continue to cry into your palms.

Satoru grabs your wrists and gently removes your hands from your face and when he does, he noticed them shaking along with the rest of your body. "It's okay. Calm down and then explain to me." His words are smooth like silk and you can't help but obey.

༺ ♡ ༻

"Slowly breathe in." You do as Satoru says as he begins to count. “One, two, three, four, five." He slowly says. "And breathe out. One, two, three, four, five." You follow his pace and feel your body begin to ease.

You changed into a tank top and shorts to cool down. You're sitting on his lap with your head leaning against his chest as he repeats this process a few times. As he counts his long and cold slender fingers tap on your sensitive warm skin with each passing number. The sensation was therapeutic against your skin. His other hand is holding a glass of water in case you need it.

"Can you tell me what happened now?"

You sigh and finally give in. "My ex-best friend, if you can even call her that, ever since we were little she always viewed me as a threat and some sort of competition. She would easily manipulate me because I was so young and vulnerable. All I ever wanted was to play with dolls or whatever kids do at that age. Once I got older, I realized this, so one day I finally decided to tell her off and rarely spoke to her again after that. The only times we ever speak is when she's trying to set me off." With all the talking you did, you take a second to catch your breath and prepare yourself for what you're about to say.

"When she sets me off it's usually because it's something specific that I have that she doesn't, so when she saw you with me..." You exhale deeply to calm yourself. "She followed me into the bathroom and told me how much she wants to fuck you and how she will fuck you." You don't even have to look at Satoru. You could feel the rage boiling out of him. 

"But what really set me off was the way she accused you of being a player just cause you have a pretty face. I became so defensive...I don't know what came over me." Your head droops in disappointment. "I slammed her head against a wall...twice. I dragged her so hard that once I let go she flew into a toilet." As much as this was supposed to be a heart-to-heart conversation, you and Satoru can't help but laugh at the last part you said.

That's why you love him. You two could laugh no matter the situation.

"A toilet?" He repeats. "I'm surprised she didn't get a concussion."

"Stop it." You jokingly push him, making him chuckle. "But in all seriousness..." You hold your hands out in front of you and notice them gently shake. "I feel terrible after doing that to her just because I was blinded by rage...it makes me feel like I'm no better than your father if I'm capable of hurting someone like that." You say the last part in a whisper, but he still heard.

"Are you serious?" Satoru asks as he sets the water glass down. He palms your cheeks with both hands, squishing them together gently as he forces you to look at him. "There is absolutely nothing you can use to compare yourself to my father. You're nothing like him. Never ever compare yourself to him again. Do you understand?"

You nod with your cheeks still being squished. "And that girl deserved everything you did to her after all the shit she's done to you. She should be lucky you let her go with just that because if I was in your position and someone mentioned wanting to fuck you even once, that fuckward would be damn lucky they survived after I beat them to a pulp."

"Fuckward? That's new." You joke, your cheeks still being squished.

Satoru smiles and pecks your lips. "Shut up."

༺ ♡ ༻

That night you texted your parents if Satoru could spend the night. They said yes, but told you they don't want their 15-year-old daughter getting pregnant.

You rolled your eyes at their response. You showed the message to Satoru who was sitting on your bed with you and he laughed.

"You're lucky they like you or they wouldn't have let you spend the night." You say, putting your phone down.

"Yeah, I guess I am." He replies with a smirk on his face.

"We haven't heard anything about her." You mention. Satoru looks at you confused, so you clarify. "The ex-best friend." You nod. "Oh yeah, why don't you think she told anyone?" He asked.

"Because her ego is too high and she would die of humiliation if someone found out I beat the crap out of her. She probably touched herself up with makeup and will put an ice pack on her head when she got home, I don't know."

"Can't say she doesn't deserve it." He replies, making you laugh. He knew that was the first time you ever hurt someone like that. He could tell by the way you reacted to the whole situation. "I have to stop by my house to make sure my mom takes her antidepressant. Do you wanna come with?"

This makes you knit your brows in confusion. "But you said—"

"I know." He cuts you off. "You can stay in the car. I'll be quick."

You nod in agreement.

༺ ♡ ༻

Satoru parks his car and this is your first time seeing his house. It was huge, to say the least, but you weren't surprised because you knew he came from a wealthy family.

"I'll be back in a minute." He kisses your cheek and leaves the car. Once he's at the front door, he rummages through his pockets and lets out a frustrated groan. You laugh because you knew he forgot his keys when you saw the way he frantically searched his pockets.

He knocks on the door and after a few seconds, an older woman opens the door. She was beautiful even though her eye bags were present and she was still in her pj's. Her hair fell to her chest with small knots in them.

She was so beautiful regardless and looked just like Satoru. Or rather he looked just like her.

She had hair as white as snow just like his, but brown eyes instead of the sky.

His mom peeked behind his shoulder, making your eyes meet hers. Anxiety flows through you, but you try to play it off by giving her a warm smile.

Satoru looks back and sees you. He waves and you wave back and with that, he finally gets inside and closes the door.

Satoru's POV

"Who was that girl?" His mother asks.

"My girlfriend," Satoru replies, walking towards the medicine cabinet.

"She's very pretty." His mother says, taking a seat at the dining table.

"Believe me, I know." He pulls out his mother's antidepressant.

"I'm sorry I can't greet her, Toru." You and his mother are the only people who call him that. Her voice is full of disappointment.

"Don't beat yourself up about it, okasan." Satoru takes out a pill. "She's a very understanding person."

"Maybe one day, I'll be able to." She says.

Satoru hands his mother the pill and a glass of water. "I know one day you'll be strong enough to. Maybe that day isn't today, but one day."

His mother smiles. "No wonder you've seemed so much more joyful and full of life. Not to mention you're out way more often than before."

Satoru returns the smile. "She makes me really happy."

"Tell me more about her." His mother's face was full of curiosity and it made him happy that his mother wanted to know about you.

"Okay, but take your pill first, and let's freshen you up while we talk."

Y/n’s Pov

After 30 minutes you contemplated knocking on the door. It can't take that long to give his mother medication or were you just being impatient?

Before you begin to cause an internal war with yourself, you see Satoru open the door and wave goodbye to his mother.

He shuts the door and walks towards the car. Once he opens it you immediately asked the question you've been wondering all this time. "What took you so long?"

He buckled his seat and looks at you with a smile. "Nothing."

That only makes you more curious, but you don't pry. "You're weird." You look out the window.

"Look who's talking." He starts the car.

You look back at him and squint your eyes in annoyance. "I'm not weird."

"Whatever makes you sleep at night, pretty girl."

"By the way, does anyone in your family have eyes like yours?" You randomly change the topic. After seeing his mom didn't have his eyes, you were curious.

"It's a special genetic in my clan that gets passed on very rarely. The last person that had it before me was about 400 years ago."

"Wow..." Satoru looks at you to see your shocked expression, making him let out a small chuckle. "No, seriously that's so cool."

"Eh." He shrugs his shoulders acting unimpressed by his rare genetics, but you could tell he was being cocky on purpose to piss you off.

"Don't." Is all you say, making him laugh as you cross your arms over your chest and face forward.

༺ ♡ ༻

Once you're back home, you face-palm yourself. "You forgot to get spare clothes."

Satoru smirks and holds up a bag making you sigh in relief, but then a question crosses your mind. "Wait, how did I not see that earlier?"

"Because you're slow." He gently flicks your forehead making you massage the spot.

"Whatever."

༺ ♡ ༻

Satoru changes into grey sweats and a white tank top in front of you as if you weren't even there. You pretend to scroll through your phone, but can't pull your eyes away when he's just in his sweats. They're hanging right below his torso and his V line is practically begging you to stare. His body was fit with light muscles poking from every part of his body.

"Y'know, if you keep undressing me with your eyes, I'm gonna catch a cold." You lifted your eyes to see Satoru watching you with a smirk tugging his lips.

Shit, I was staring too long.

You turn away in embarrassment and hide your face in your phone so he doesn't see your vibrant pink cheeks. "I don't know what you're talking about." You murmur.

Satoru laughs, making you even more embarrassed. "Sure."

༺ ♡ ༻

"First we have to remove our makeup." You hand him a small cotton pad. "You apply makeup remover on it, but you don't want to add too much." You show him how much to pour. "That much is good."

Satoru nods and applies it to his. "Like this?" He asks and you nod.

"What do you use to take off your concealer?"

"Makeup wipes." He says, making you wince. "What?" He's confused by your reaction.

"Those burn my eyes." You reply as you take off your makeup.

"Mine too." He admits, also taking off his makeup. Once he reaches his forehead, he holds his bangs back by using his hand.

You notice this and stop him by grabbing his wrist. "Wait." You grab a light blue hair tie that almost matched his eyes if they weren't so many other shades of blue. You sit on the counter in front of him and hook your legs around his to bring him closer, putting the hair tie around your fingers.

"Lean down." He does as he's told. "Don't hold them back with your hands anymore. It can make your hair oily. Hair ties and headbands are better. Since I only have one headband you have to use this in the meantime until we buy you one." You tie his bangs and once you're done, his bangs are in a tiny ponytail right on top of his head.

You laugh causing Satoru to stretch to his full height so he can see his hair through the mirror’s reflection. Once he’s met with the tiny ponytail resting on top of his head, he chuckles. "Haha, very funny." He says sarcastically.

"Obviously since you laughed." You joke. "Also I have an extra makeup remover bottle and cotton pads. I'll give it to you."

Of course, you will.

"After that, you apply this solution everywhere on your face." You instruct him as you guide him through your skincare routine.

You take out your jade rollers and show him how to use them. You show him the other few steps into your routine and finally...

"Are these...Hello Kitty face masks?" He asks, holding the packet of Hello Kitty-themed face masks.

"Yep! They're so cute, right?" You light up like a child, causing Satoru to cover a hand over his mouth to conceal his laughter. You glare at him. "Don't make fun of me, asshole."

You guide him on how to apply the face mask and he tries to follow your instructions.

His mask started to crinkle and fold in his hands. "Toru, you're messing it up." You take the face mask from him and fix it. You once again sit on the counter in front of him, hooking your legs behind his. "Down." You ordered and he did as he was told.

"You're like a puppy." You joke as he cranes down to your height. "A helpless little puppy." He sticks his tongue at you and you do it back.

You help him apply the face mask and once you're done, you can't help but burst into laughter. He looked so cute with his little ponytail and Hello Kitty face mask.

"What are you laughing at?" Satoru asks with a smile even though he knows perfectly well what you were laughing at.

"You." A smile rests on your face. Satoru looks down at your lips and gently kisses you and of course, you kiss him back.

You and your boyfriend kissing in Hello Kitty face masks? Now that's a first.

After you two are done with your mini make-out session, you pull away knowing it will lead to more if you don't stop now. Not that you mind, but you didn't wanna ruin the face masks.

An idea pops into your head, so you pull out your phone and snap a picture of him without giving him time to process what you were doing.

You look at the picture and burst into laughter. "Thanks for the new wallpaper."

"That's not fair," Satoru whined and tried to snatch the phone, but you dodge it.

He tried again, but you dodge again. Satoru leans in, trapping you. You quickly shove your phone in your shirt between your tits.

It's stupid of you to think that will stop him.

He looks down at your tits, then back up at you with a smirk graced upon his moisturized lips.

Oh no.

Within the blink of an eye, his hand is down your shirt, trying to get your phone.

"Toru!" You shout, trying not to laugh.

"Give it, pretty girl~~." He rummages underneath your shirt, but you press a hand on your tits so he doesn't get it.

”You’re such a perv, Toru! You don’t even care about the picture! You just wanna touch my tits!” You scold your boyfriend.

“Maybe.” He shrugs with the same mischievous grin tugging on his lips.

This is how you and Satoru would joke around.

Any normal couple would think you two were weird, but did either of you care?

Not in the slightest.

If there is one thing you knew about Satoru, it’s how ticklish he is, so with your free arm you tickle his ribcage, his weakest spot.

Satoru jolts from the sudden movement, his body forcing him to back away.

You take this as your opportunity to run out of the bathroom as you try to contain your laughter.

You heard Satoru's footsteps so you rush to the dining table.

"Come back here you little shit!" You hear your boyfriend yell from behind you. Once you're at the dining table you rush to the opposite side.

Once you’re there, you see Satoru standing on the other side of the table. "How are you going to get me now, Toru? The table is in the way so—"

You couldn't even finish your sentence as Satoru runs around the table, trying to get to you.

You quickly run before he can get you, but you'd be lying if you said he almost didn't catch you.

Curse those long legs of his.

You're now on opposite sides of the couch. He's carefully watching your movements and you do the same for him.

"Give up." You say with a smirk, trying to mask your nervousness that he might catch you.

"You first." He smirks back, but his is confident unlike yours.

"Fuck you." 

"Already have."

You look at the staircase leading upstairs. If you're quick enough you can run upstairs and lock your door and let him stay out here until he admits defeat.

You make a run for it and this time Satoru's steps are faster and more persistent.

Shit.

You try to find a door to run to, but this house is too big to make a quick getaway.

You suddenly feel strong arms scooping your waist. "Gotcha!"

“Damnit!” You tilt your head up and glare at the man above you. "I for sure thought I'd win this time."

"Maybe you would've if you weren't so slow." He teases with a smile.

You stick your tongue at him and he does it back.

༺ ♡ ༻

You're back to the bathroom with Satoru and thankfully he didn't make you delete the photo and you took a couple more photos together.

"While I let the face mask sit, I brush my teeth in the meantime." You put toothpaste on your toothbrush while Satoru rummages through his bag.

"Y/n..?"

"Hm?" You look at him through the mirror.

"I forgot my toothbrush."

You sigh and look through your cabinets. "There should be an extra one here somewhere...found it." You take the toothbrush that's still in the packaging and give it to Satoru. "Who's the slow one now?" You flick his forehead.

"Ow..." He pouts, massaging the spot you flicked. "You flicked me way harder than I flicked you."

"I know." You respond and go back to brushing your teeth.

[yuesya]

What will Nanami say when he finds out that mysterious sorcerer (who can one-shot a special grade curse) is his niece from an alternative universe? (the moment after she destroys Mahito and saves his life) Something like: "Kento-ojichan? Me? Since when?"

"Who are you?"

[hoshi-neko-hikari]

Jasper is currently visiting Obachan and Ojichan

“Hello, Jasper! Such a lovely surprise!” Obachan kissed Jasper’s cheek. “Oji-san is in the garden. He’ll be so thrilled to see you.”

“Oba-chama!” Hikari smiled and hugged her grammy.

“Oh, hello, Hikari!” She smiled and hugged her and kissed her as well

[ask-misun-and-oc]

Ryuji!bot

Well, Narumi recommended me an otome game named Ikemen Genjiden. Unfortunately the content will be discontinued after September. So i just can access the main story. But i don't care about the event. I just focused on the main story which related to my recent mission.

So... i just review a brief of the story and of course the character. It's about what if Yoshitsune is still alive during Kamakura shogunate. Still confused why does Tamamo-no-mae get involved. The rebels army broke the sessho-seki. It's dangerous though. And i can't believe, Tamamo is male. Well, i have the similar case too when Tamamo possesed my 'fake' father, Seiya ojichan. It happen before Operation: Hyakki Yakou Interception. So it sound familiar. The most confusing one, WHY YORITOMO LET ONE OF TAIRA ALIVE!!!

Okay, let's review the character. I mean now the focus is only "Genji" brothers. Both of them used to be good siblings during Genpei war. But something bad happened on their relationship. Yoritomo got jealous as he wanted to get authority himself. So he tried to kill Yoshitsune. In real timeline, yes, Yoritomo killed Yoshitsune. In this game, Yoshitsune was fleeing away and got an help from Kurama Tengu- OWH, IT'S SIMILAR TO MY PREVIOUS MISSION!!

The Minamoto bros were kind i admit it. But Yoritomo is the schemic one. I can't even notice when he get 'really' smiling. Who knows he smiles but angry inside. Just like when i had expedition last month. He... well, he can hide his face. Beside, he is harsh too. So scary. He is the real 'ancient' Nobunaga but calm one. His move also unpredictable (yea because he can hide his face perfectly). He is a bully same as Nobunaga. Poor my Yoshino and Mai.

Yoshitsune, owh he is calm (unlike when he was Ushiwakamaru and Shanao in real life). Mature. Even he smiles warmly and graciously. Unfortunately, he is little bit depressed and full of vengeance. Yet he is so wise. Yoritomo is also wise but kind of tricky. While Yoshitsune, he has pure heart. Also forthright. But i haven't see further about his main story. I have read about Yoritomo.

[ladyloveandjustice]

I was a little confused why the nickname Mikan is using for the roach sounds so similar to grandpa (ojichan), but cockroach in Japanese is gokiburi, so she's basically calling it g-chan to make it sound cuter. Got this result when I googled:

Learned the hard way that G is slang for cockroach. My name is hard to pronounce for Japanese people so I just said call me G. Took a month of ppl laughing before someone finally told me.

[enbyboiwonder]

I’m watching the CDD drama, and while I definitely prefer the anime, this did remind me that Hayate still has that coupon for Hakoniwa and we never do learn what he did with it.

So I’m writing a fic where, after Mima tells him that he’d like to invite him to similar places again sometime, instead of just sparkling at him, Hayate tells him about the coupon (though not that he already had it when they went; who knows if Mima figures it out or not) and asks if he’d like to go back, and Mima accepts.

They still forget to exchange contact info though, so events proceed much as in canon, except that when Hayate returns after being unable to catch up with Mima and leaves his book with Asami, Shun comments, “I didn’t know you had a boyfriend, Hayate-san.”

Hayate of course denies it and tells him they only met the day previous, but a part of me kinda wants to have Shun still call Mima “Hayate-san’s boyfriend” at first when he recognizes him in the park… Mostly because I want Hayate to short out when Ririka asks him if he’s Takayuki-ojichan’s boyfriend, while Mima remains entirely unfazed even as he gently corrects her.

He almost forgets about the coupon again, but he remembers it just before it’s too late and joins Mima at the register (he’s sticking to his “I can’t make a student pay”) to give it to him, and he ends up looking at the different keychains they have and wondering if he should get Mima one in return for the hedgehog one, except he’s not sure which one to get since Mima doesn’t have a favorite animal—as long as it’s cute, he likes it. Hayate’s leaning toward getting him the hamster one, but he’s biased and also it’s pink, but even when he tries to consider others he keeps going back to that one, but, well, it is cute, so he caves and gets it.

It ends with him giving it to Mima (he likes it, of course) and recognizing to himself that his crush probably passed the level of “burgeoning” a while ago.

[bxrninglegends]

"Good good, Chase has been having a hard time finding a partner. Due to him being stubborn and ambtious with work. That he forgets to put himself first sometimes. So please do remind him of that from time to time."

"Ojichan!"

[abdulraveman]

Fateful People, Fateful Jewelry

Harry Winston, the "King of Diamonds", continues to reign supreme in the world of jewellery.

When we meet the only person in the world for whom we are destined, we pledge our eternal love to each other with the jewelry of our dreams. Nishikido Ryo navigates you through Harry Winston's diamond jewelry, which weaves love at life's special moments. Also check out the 12 signs of the zodiac lucky charm jewelry by Aoishi Hikari , a Western astrologer well-known for her ELLE magazine.

From Nishikido Ryo

Harry Winston, also known as the "King of Diamonds," is the king of jewellery. So I have always wanted to give a gift from this brand someday.

From Nishikido Ryo

When you are sick, you realize how much you appreciate having someone by your side (lol). In the past, my parents took care of me. When I lived alone and had a high fever, I was really grateful when a friend bought something for me. When there was an earthquake, or a typhoon, or ...... when I was worried about something, I would be happy if someone was there. It makes me happy or ...... rather, it makes me feel less anxious, doesn't it? Of course, I also want to share a lot of fun things.

From Nishikido Ryo

My parents are still very close. But I don't know if I can follow in their footsteps ....... When my father was my age now, I was already in show business, so I wonder what it felt like (lol).

From Nishikido Ryo

What I value now...... is very simply "to live selfishly" (lol). Since I am on my own now, I am fully responsible for my own actions. Of course, I have a lot of support from the staff, but I am the only one who plays a public role. So, it's not really like "living selfishly," but I do what I want to do, and if I fail, I fail, and I have to accept it all. So I think I have a lot of responsibility to myself.

From Nishikido Ryo

I wonder if I can call my current situation freedom…. But I think that freedom for me was like “this here /こっち”.

From Nishikido Ryo

I thought the ring I photographed today, but its just my own imagination though, would be "really cool" if an ojichan was wearing it. Over the years, the ring gotten a little scratched…..But the hand that wears the ring still looks really cool. I think I need to become the kind of person who can match Harry Winston jewellery in that way.

[twin-azure-dragon-wave]

*SessRin Drabble*

They're Moroha's family. And if Rin is 'Auntie,' then what does that make Sesshomaru?

The sequel to Her Ladyship. Sesshomaru should learn that what goes around, comes around.

Ao3

Uncle

“Obachan! Sesshomaru!”

Moroha jogged up to them holding a bundle of orange fruit. “Persimmons! Ofukuro and I collected them.”

“How thoughtful!” Rin said, accepting the fruit. ‘’You know Moroha, you can call Sesshomaru-sama ‘Ojisama’.’’

The shihanyo scratched the back of her head nervously. “Naaaah.”

“Oh, don’t let him intimidate you. You’re his precious niece and I’m sure he wouldn’t mind.”

“Ehh, I’m not that formal.” Moroha shrugged as she trotted off. “So long, Obachan!”

In actuality, Sesshomaru wouldn’t have minded. While he might blanch at being called ‘big brother’ by Kagome, Moroha calling him—

“Ojichan!”

Was worse. Was infinitely worse.

[heycoyotegirl]

ok took a look at your wip page and omg paxton hanahaki fic needs to happen. preferably with ojichan helping paxton figure out what it is.

also any season 4 rewrite/fix it fic will be much appreciated by everyone, i’m sure.

good luck!!! :)

Glad you're excited for the hanahaki fic!! That's one of my fave wips atm, even though I haven't had much time to actually work on writing it recently. But I'm having a lot of fun figuring out the worldbuilding.

I'm tweaking the standard rules, since I think the whole "dying if you don't have requited love" works better in a fantasy/fairytale type setting, than in a modern no-magic setting. Because if hanahaki had been around for a while and people were actually at risk of dying from not being loved back, society would have radically different views on both confessing feelings and how love works in general. So my current plan is to use the variant where hanahaki is caused by repressed/unvoiced (rather than unrequited) feelings, and the condition is chronic and sometimes-but-not-always fatal.

As far as the season 4 rewrite goes, my current progress is a fully deranged doc with like a dozen alternate Paxton arcs that would've been better than what the show gave us lol