#ok? whatever. walks away

[rubysparx]

I see my irls with like chill alterhuman spaces online like how’d you do that. Dawg everytime I think I found a chill space turns out they have a specific rule that excludes a part of me or what I believe in. And that’s a general statement not a vague thing abt something specific. No I mean what I say it kinda sucks man what da heck. Like if I was as open and like.. unabashed like my Real Life friends r abt it I think I’d get killt. I feel like I need to be a graduated scholar + historian + archivist before I can say anything abt my experience as alterhuman or even like share that part of my… me!! And even if I were all that I still wouldn’t say shit because I’m so mortified of like having that tie to me. Like yea my words now officially have weight in my mind, on the idea that I’d be extremely knowledgeable- but you’re not allowed to know who said those words. Quote me like an uncredited poem screenshot you see in every post about blorbo bleebus

[ickypuppi3]

hm. yeah ok

[veryinnovative]

Mermaid Reggie would have such pretty scales

the prettiest ones like u can't imagine especially when they catch the light and shimmer like this iridescent sheen on newly harvested pearls. his near-opalescent skin and dewy lashes and big, sea-creature-thing eyes that blink up at james curiously when he carefully approaches the bathtub to give regulus his daily serving of fresh fish

i think regulus should have this otherworldly beauty to him that will have anyone at his beck and call but i also think that mayhaps james should have a drop of older siren blood or whatever the witchcraft fuck that makes him just immune enough to do things like grip regulus by the chin and firmly tell him 'no' when he tries bite james' hand off with his sharp jagged marine predator teeth

anyways pretty mermaid/merman reggie but also if he gets pissed off his eyes blacken and his hands shapeshift into claws and he hisses and pretty much morphs into the most vicious goldfish pet u can imagine. will calm down if james gets in the tub with him and just gives him a proper smooch

[clairenatural]

"dean is repressed" "dean accepts himself but is in the closet" wrong. dean thinks he's been out to sam for years but doesn't realize that sam has NEVER caught his drift

[frankyweeny]

Every single time someone has come out to Finn as queer he just says "oh, like Jake!" and has no further reaction

[reddogcollar]

crawls out of artfight covered in blood. henry moment

[pekodayz]

thought i was hashtag smart when i felt my nose itch so i scratched it. turns out it was a a blood patch. theres red coming out my nose this is so lame

[liebelesbe]

i miss my school roommates... I remember when we went to get something to eat once when it was already late and dark out.. sigh

[bigfishthemusical]

The problem with living in one of the most walkable areas of a city is there aren’t that many gas stations around for when I have a deep craving to go on a walk to 7-11 so I can go stare at the beverage wall on such a beautiful day

[swordmaid]

just got the durge reveal..!!! screamnnn it’s saur good when you actually have a durge specific character and not just an au of the char you previously made lol. anyway I’m just imagining yves admitting that she’s one of bhaal’s children and then her going like oh btw I was his bride too 🧍‍♀️

[maximum-father]

I still have the earrings. it's just the wedding ring that's the problem.

[airshipvalentine]

please for the love of god help me

[its-captain-sir]

Maybe I'm just being unreasonable cause my head hurts and I'm tired but. I think that if I already have your purchase wrapped and I'm literally waiting for you to scan your card you should not be able to just back out of the entire thing and walk away

[disemboweled-fish-pastry]

☆ Can we please talk about my poor guy having back problems??? Thank you. ☆

Look at this sad, pathetic excuse for a chair my honey has to deal with for a majority of the day. Darling, let me trade you, gamer chair isn't great for ergonomics either, but anything is better than this hell scape you put yourself through on a daily basis. No wonder he opts to go to the internet cafe as often as he does. Is this some twisted part of his masochism? Honey... there are other ways, you don't have to do this to yourself.

[opens-up-4-nobody]

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[transmechanicus]

Hnnng volleyball painful