#no lock keeps him away

[veryinnovative]

Mermaid Reggie would have such pretty scales

the prettiest ones like u can't imagine especially when they catch the light and shimmer like this iridescent sheen on newly harvested pearls. his near-opalescent skin and dewy lashes and big, sea-creature-thing eyes that blink up at james curiously when he carefully approaches the bathtub to give regulus his daily serving of fresh fish

i think regulus should have this otherworldly beauty to him that will have anyone at his beck and call but i also think that mayhaps james should have a drop of older siren blood or whatever the witchcraft fuck that makes him just immune enough to do things like grip regulus by the chin and firmly tell him 'no' when he tries bite james' hand off with his sharp jagged marine predator teeth

anyways pretty mermaid/merman reggie but also if he gets pissed off his eyes blacken and his hands shapeshift into claws and he hisses and pretty much morphs into the most vicious goldfish pet u can imagine. will calm down if james gets in the tub with him and just gives him a proper smooch

[mayasaura]

your post about Harrow thinking it’s only been 3 days since Gideon died….you know someone else famously resurrected after 3 days too…

Omg who???

Jk! I know it's ya boy Jesus. Our best girl is walking around now with her death wounds out too, just like a certain gentleman was said to do.

[sweaters-and-vertigo]

i have a teeny, tiny superiority complex because i didn’t watch the atla live action.

[narcoticwriter]

Trump's arrest and mugshot were to just distract us from the fact that Chris Chan's charges against forcing himself on his dementia-ridden mother were dropped and that he won't even be on the SA registery after the fact that he's been let go. He also has a brand new Twiiter account.

[howhow326]

Self Care is knowing there's a James Somerton apology but refusing to watch it because he broke your trust and you need to cut negative influences like that out of your life.

Maybe I'll watch a Todd in the Shadows music reviw later?

Edit: He deleted that shit?!

[nose-coffee]

undoubtedly someone's made a post abt this before, but at work today i was thinking about this

[squints at him] what do you know?? what do you know, ortus????

[nyxronomicon]

ugh please someone restrain me I'm thinking about yandere stepcest with Sunday...

[cowboyobject]

I genuinely cannot tell if Nando would be hilarious to see high or if it'd just make him more insane and chaotic ( the answer is both)

[ciderjacks]

wait oh my god the chilchuck professional disordered eating is canon, I thought people were just committing like. micro aggressions against half foots.

[sciderman]

[fidgetspringer]

- Marten & Nohren -

[wri0thesley]

i think it might be sickeningly-in-love-and-lust and not sure how to deal with it dottore hours

[kolsmikaelson]

the most unrealistic thing about scream vi was that they made it like nobody was attracted to ethan? like have you not seen him??

[the-gayest-sky-kid]

remembered her

[fanstuffrantings]

Thinking strongly about the concept of a Salem lore rewrite where she was a creation of the God of darkness who was trying to make more advanced Grimm, and Ozma was a hero blessed by the God of light. The only person to never look at her like a monster.

[iwanthermidnightz]

Never thought I’d see the day 🫠