When I tell you the phrase "getting older is a privilege that many are denied" drastically changed my mentality for the better. I mean it
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Happy 23rd birthday to the video that led to the "All your base are belong to us" meme.
BIG heads up for flashing video, also you kids get off my lawn.
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I’m all out of milk, fuckers. Time to sell some coffee that donates all its profit to charity.
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"Who Broke It?" – TCF Edition
"Just Another Day at the Super Rock Villa"
*broken communication device lays on the floor*
Eruhaben: So… who broke it?
*silence*
Eruhaben: I'm not mad. I just want to know.
Choi Han: I. Did. It. I. Broke-
Eruhaben: No, no you didn't. Raon?
Raon: Don't look at me, look at Hong!
Hong: What? I didn't break it!
Raon: Huh, that's weird. Then how did you even know it was broken?
Hong: Because it's right in front of us, and it's broken!
Raon: *glares* Suspicious.
Hong: No, it's not!
On: If it matters – probably not – but Lock was the last one to use it.
Lock: What?! I can't even use magic!
On: Oh, really? Don't you regularly train with the Dragon Lord, the greatest master of magic?
Lock: I'm only learning the shield arts from her; everyone knows that, On!
Choi Han: Kids, don't fight over this! I. Broke. It. So-
Eruhaben: No! WHO broke it?!
Hong: *glances at Rosalyn* Eruhaben… Rosalyn's been awfully quiet.
Rosalyn: *gasps* …REALLY, Hong??
Hong: Yeah, really!
Rosalyn: Oh, my God-!
*everyone starts arguing*
Eruhaben: *smirks at Cale and whispers* I broke it.
Cale: …What?
Eruhaben: *shrugs* It zapped my hand, so I punched it. I predict ten minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats and going full out with their weapons and abilities on the training field.
Cale: *stares at Eruhaben in disbelief* Why?
Eruhaben: *sips tea with satisfaction* It was getting boring around here.
Cale: … *extremely scared for his life*
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me, twelve years old, watching Astro Boy (2009) for the very first time: hell yeah badass robot doing badass flying stunts and beating up bad guys in a dystopian hellscape
me, twenty-something years old, watching Astro Boy (2009) again for the first time in ten years: oh my god..... he’s just a little kid...... and he’s all alone in the world..... oh my god he’s on the run from the government and no one in this entire movie gives a single shit about him..... oh my god.... where are his parents??? why aren’t his parents protecting him??? oh my god he’s just a little kid and he’s all alone oh my god
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happy summer-game-fest day 🎉
*nervous laughter*
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