#old steve

[ahhrenata]

rainy day 🌧️

[xonuq]

They are expecting💜

[girlstevebuscemi]

Steve Buscemi for the New York Times / shot by Finlay Mackay, 2007

[papanowo]

what is their problem like actually

[stablefuse]

S3 Everyone lives nobody dies!AU. On the way to find out where Soviet spy is

🔪🔪🔪в вк не репостить🔪🔪🔪

[sp0o0kylights]

Steve Harrington, who has a very “in name only” relationship with his parents, the people who claim they love him lots but have simply given him cash for his last six birthdays without bothering to send a card. 

Steven Harrington, who lost his connection to the only adults in his life who actually parented him when he had his final fight with Tommy and Carol-- not that they ever really did that much. Having an adult put a bandaid on his knee and complimenting him for being tough was plenty enough. 

Steve Harrington, who drove Dustin and co. to the Byers house that one Christmas and was told by Hopper not to come in; that Joyce was still mad at him about the ‘demodog in the fridge’ and figured his exclusion was fair--it wasn’t like Hopper actually liked him. Joyce certainly had no reason to. It wasn’t like he was doing anything for Christmas anyways. 

Steve Harrington, who is fairly certain Robin’s parents have clocked her as queer but who still treats him in that careful way many parents do when he’s hanging around their daughter. There’s a barrier there, in the way of firm handshakes and “get her back safe”’s that keep things formal. (It’s never bothered him before, and he swears it doesn’t bother him now.) 

Steve Harrington, whose relationships with adults are defined by words like “networking”, “proper connections”, “favors”, and “finances”, who has at best been treated like a miniature version of his father and at worst as a spoilt moron, who encounters Wayne Munson and has no idea what to do with the man. 

Wayne Munson, who asks him actual questions about his life. Who asks him to watch the game with him. Who calls him “boy” and “son” in ways that sound affectionate and not frustrated. Wayne, who shoos him away from the dishes and compliments his cooking, who has invited Steve over when Eddie isn’t even home.

Steve Harrington, who keeps apologizing to Eddie because “I’m not trying to steal your Uncle man, I promise.” and doesn’t believe Eddie when the latter just laughs at him.

(“You can’t steal Wayne, Steve.” Eddie says with a snicker, when he finally figures out what Steve is apologizing for.  The guy apologizes a lot for things that make no sense, it’s a bad habit Eddie’s working on him with. “Though I do believe he has been trying to steal you.” 

“Oh.” This does not relieve Steve. In fact, this seems to make him more nervous looking, which Eddie does not want. 

“I uh. I don’t want to come between you guys so I guess we can just hang at my house…?” The voice he trails off with is downright painful for Eddie to hear, and he’s already slashing his hand in the air in a wild ‘No’ before Steve can even finish speaking.

“Dude you’re fine. I’m glad you guys are getting along! Wayne needs someone to talk sportsball with and clearly so do you because you keep trying to talk about it to anyone who will listen.”

“I guess if you’re alright with it…”) 

Steve Harrington, who allows himself to be adopted by the Munsons much in the way a feral cat lets itself become domesticated, and who starts looking at Wayne like the man hung the moon. 

Wayne Munson, who is referred to by Steve as “Dad” exactly once, and feels so fucking happy about it he misses the panic attack Eddie has to talk Steve through. 

He also misses that that is the moment when Steve accidentally confesses his feelings to Eddie in the Munson’s (new) cramped bathroom, on grounds that “I can’t date you and also call Wayne dad like that, that’s weird! Isn’t that weird!? It feels weird!” 

(“Sweetheart,” Eddie says, trying not to smile and failing entirely. “I get what you’re saying, but I think in your panic you missed something kinda key, there.”) 

Steve Harrington, who gets himself an entire family in the end (and gets to both call Wayne “dad” and Eddie as his boyfriend, without issue, because “we’re not related babe, you can call your inlaw whatever you want.” 

“Now who's skipping steps? When did we get married?”

“The very second it’s legal, that’s when.”) 

--and has never been happier in his life.

[morganbritton132]

Steve gets really into birdwatching after patrolling the woods around Hawkins for upside down creepy-crawlies and then accidentally joins the Hawkins Community Birdwatching Society, and rightfully doesn’t tell anybody about it because he still wants the party to think he’s cool.

However. Eddie brings his uncle around the party for the first time and before he can introduce him, Wayne’s like, “Hey, Steve. Diana tell ya that she saw a pileated woodpecker outside of Melvards last week?”

When Steve doesn’t respond with confusion, a record scratches inside Robin and Eddie’s brains at the same time because

“This is Wayne? Your friend Wayne??” Robin asks at the same time that Eddie exclaims, “Steve from bird club is Steve Harrington?!”

[asp-png]

🫢anyways-

[steelbluehome]

A very big problem with an alternate timeline, to me, is what happened to alternate timeline Steve? If he went back, at the age he was, and Peggy knew him, then there had been a Steve born in that timeline and that Steve also got the serum. Then what? He goes into the ice and stays there because "our" Steve shows up and lives the rest of his life? No one looks for alternate timeline Steve because he is right there. But what happens when alternate timeline Steve is discovered again? Two Steves?

Even in fiction, you have to establish rules for time travel and timelines. The rules have to make sense and your writing must follow the rules.

You can't just use "alternate timeline" as a fix for a writing mistake. "Alternate timeline" is not a fix, it is a whole different problem.

The problem with old man Steve isn’t that he’s old and therefore not shippable, because ageism, Karen, the problem is that Steve’s likeability plummeted the moment he decided “I will be happy if I never see you again”.

That’s the decision he made when he decided to stay. He had no guarantee he would survive another 100 years. He had no guarantee travel between timelines was possible (depending on which theory you subscribe to). His decision was to leave the people he had in the present, very likely forever.

The problem isn’t that Steve is old, the problem is why would I want to ship anyone with a guy who decides his happy ending most likely involves never seeing them again?

(apologies to any Karens!)

[mnih765]

My favourite scene from the Minecraft movie

[thats-rather-rude]

Ppl complaining abt the minecraft movie have no sense of whimsy nor joy nor fun.

A minecraft movie lacking whimsy is a boring movie, I fear.

What made minecraft fun wasn’t JUST the aesthetics or the building, nor fighting aspect. While those traits brought people in, the actual game was a fun, new way to channel your creativity with or without friends.

All of my good memories about minecraft consist of laughing about silly bug glitches, getting lost in caves and feeling triumphant after working my way out of one, poking fun at villagers for looking stupid, poking fun at MOBS in general for looking stupid, finding my first diamond, etc.. I’m rambling.

I feel the minecraft movie did a good job of paying homage to the aesthetics as well as incorporating childlike joy, choosing not treat the movie so seriously really reminded me of why I liked playing minecraft so much as a wee lad to begin with.

Who actually plays an open ended game like that JUST to win it?? You enjoy the whole game. The GOAL of minecraft isn’t the POINT of minecraft. The journey is the entire point and in my opinion while Jack Black may not be Steve, he sure as hell played him like a player would.

anyways old man yaoi.

[wingedcorgi]

mfw i decide to remake a comic from 8 years ago

[biancadavri]

currently in the middle of the deep roads in origins and got scared shitless because out of the blue there's this weird guttural growl but no darkspawn showed up and i'm like christ, what the hell is that but it turns out i just accidentally clicked on oghren

[lazylittledragon]

mombin pt 9!! it's been too long i'm sorry

(1)(2)(3)(4)(5)(6)(7)(8)

[nicolebarnes]

omgg???

[mischievous-thunder]

Is this the official pose of fighting for superhero couples? Is this also the official pose for trying to calm your feisty partner?

Is this how they reassure each other?

Is this how they protect the love of their life? Is this common amongst enhanced superhero soulmates?