i don't know how the timeline works in hades but imagine before hades 2, zag's talking to the shades waiting in the great hall about melinoe like "oh, my baby sister is so cute, I think she's coming back from her witch boarding school soon" and they assume she's a sweet adorable kid bc that's all he's been talking about
but then emerging from the river styx with blood dripping from her shoulders is this tween whose looks could kill you, and her face lights up when she sees her brother and launches herself at him and then fucking bites him
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that post about what if a ghost and a zombie came from the same person. I know people usually talk about nobodies/heartless but: this LITERALLY happened to gur sevraq
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today was single handedly the best day of my life. i caught a cop stealing from the store i work at
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Thinking about my boy chris today 💕💕
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The mutuals love me for my unorganized and uncurated blog with no note original posts and zero use of the queue
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personally i think corpse with an undying devotion to his freak goth girl is the ideal relationship
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god i love democracy (voting on every tumblr poll i come across)
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benefits of having a job: WOOO MONEY 🔥🙏🥇💥💥💰
bad parts of having job:
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He’s like if Howl Movingcastle was normal
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A candid image of me cleverly tricking my unsuspecting friends into sharing an interest with me so I have someone to infodump to
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