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We can take Ibuprofen... together!
#monster art#monsters#artists on tumblr#werewolf#werewolves#werewolf art#dailybeast 272#crazy how when I draw werewolves they make for#on average#far better quality posts
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currently lost in a maze of unfinished fic chapters
#tin kitchen in the garret#LET ME OOOOUUUUUT!!!!#theres fucking FOUR of them and NONE of them are done theyre all like. 80%#on average#and i keep trying to do one thing and then getting lost and doing something else#chapter 5 might be done?? maybe?? not sure!
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We’ll meet back here in thirty years ‘cuz we’ll still be queer . . .
#ts2#the sims 2#photoshoot#owlcreek#charliewelsh#oliviababineaux#apollobabineaux#maiababineaux#harperlink#dylanlink#pandora#i love them#i'm actually tearing up a little thinking about how much they've lived since then#and how well#thirty years is actually dead on#because i was doing the math ereyesterday and i decided chuck was 46#so it takes me one year to play through a decade of owl creek#on average
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men’s favorite Taylor song really do be love story.
#on average#which is pure and funny to me#they’re right!!!!!!#I always say we forget this one. but actually men never do#(I am making generalizations but.)
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I'm really hoping I can get some work done today but the mouse in the wheel that powers my brain is not up and running so I think I may have to go for a walk, given that it's already 2:30pm this does not bode well for said work getting done but I'd rather take a nice walk and feel alert at least a little bit than sit at my desk for several hours feeling the slow dark slide down into the abyss while still not getting any work done and also probably developing a gnaaarly headache. Doesn't help that I'm kinda stuck for what to work on, cause I want to do this illustration project but it's Kicking my Ass still and I realized last night, while mopping about my seeming inability to build an audience, that hey, maybe if I try being more Vocal and Engaging with my Projects by say like.... Actually describing them and telling people details about them. I might attract a bit more attention? So now I kinda want to make some short kinda introduction thing for Dragon's Daughter but also I'm in like a Huge Stress-induced Depression Mud Pit and the thought of making promotional materials feels silly and pointless and like Who Cares? No One Is Interested, Has Ever Been Interested Or Will Become Interested so like.... Don't Bother? And that's Not True but like even if that Was true I should probably try anyway, even if just a little bit... It may have some affect like, who knows? So I think I should go for a walk to shake this stinkin thinkin out the ol' bitinkin by which I mean Brain. My tags got cut off so I'm adding them to the post instead
So maybe making a little introductory graphic will help Dragon's Daughter pick up some steam, maybe it'll drum up some interest and excitement and make people want to know about it and engage with it and be excited for it to come out, maybe it'll make people want to keep tabs on it or ask questions. Or maybe it won't. And my funny little slide show will settle gently like any other unique but functionally identical snowflake on the top of the pile. Unnoticed but as part of the larger whole of Art Posted On The Internet. Only really one way to find out. Though that doesn't make it feel any less silly and pointless to do anyways.. Just have to swallow that and try anyway.
#monster noises#now that my tags are all freed up I will ad the caveat that#I Fully Understand#that the number of people who do already see and like my work is like Wild#it is#on average#at least a classrooms worth of people and like#AH! in the grand scheme of one persons life that's so many!#if I was sitting at a table and that many people came up to look at my stuff and say Wow! Nice! I'd be blown away!#numbers aren't everything#I understand that very well#and I don't and will never let numbers influence what I work on#or how I do my work#but numbers here also represent Audience#Active Interested Vocal Audience#and that's more.. what I want#people to be interested and show their interest#and if I have to learn the hard way that it'll never be enough so be it#no one telling me that at the point I'm at now is going to make a difference#in the same way telling a teenager that something 'Doesn't Matter' doesn't work because they don't Know that yet#and there's no way For them to know that. they haven't the Experience to really Understand what that Means.#They just know they feel Untenabley Bad say perhaps Empty and Unfulfilled and Restless and Frustrated... just as examples#Anyway - just wanted to make sure that was clear#I understand numbers online are fake and meaningless and not real indicators of success by any measurable means#but the logical lesson and the practical one are not things that can be learned at the same time
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Another rewatch post but god I love Nadja and Nandor’s friendship so much.
In S3:E3
Nadja >;( I will not nice to a werewolf!
Nandor: Please for me ;(
Nadja: Fiiiine. >;(
Also S1E10
Nadja: I will not be going into a church!!!
Nandor: Please…it’s for my great great great grandaughter please ;(
Nadja:……fuck it, fine let’s go.
And S2E4
Nandor: *Gets cursed*
Nandor: Nadja!!!!
She’ll call him out when he’s really being a prick but like that’s her second favorite person right there! Ms. Put up with 0 bullshit, rip out another vampires heart for disrespect gives in very quick.
Also Nandor with Nadja, he really trusts her so much, he’s like…and he’s who do I really want to do stuff like lead a vampiric counsel with? Who would be good to talk to about this?
Also very much first and second oldest person camaraderie between them where they’re sometimes like “ugh the youths of today” about Laszlo, Colin Robinson, and Guillermo.
#67% of Nandor’s problems are due to living in a house where#like nearly everyone#has only a 10% working shield#to him being sad#on average#lmao#wwdits#nandor the relentless#nadja of antipaxos
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HOW ARE YOU SO FAST???
THE VIDEO IS SPED UP
#IM NOT ACTUALLY THAT FAST;;;#according to procreate the comic from the video took me abt#an hour forty five ish#so if you break it down i spend abt#six or seven minutes or so on each 'page'#on average#asks#anon
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The average Espurr is a foot tall. Imagine one that's tinier than usual..
#pokemon#espurr#i mean it the stats are real#1 foot tall#7.7 lbs#on average#they are so tiny already#an espurr runt would be teeeeeeny#Slycan art
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Personal Tier List: How Sky Engages With Every Weapon In Splatoon 3! [Link if you wanna make your own!]
Tier explanations below:
"DON'T COME NEAR ME [SOBBING]" - AS IT SAYS ON THE TIN, this weapon tends to absolutely bully me no matter WHAT I use, or is strong against 90%+ of all my weapons, I WILL DO EVERYTHING I CAN TO AVOID YOU unless I see a real opportunity
"I'm VERY wary of you" - Not an unwinnable fight but I have fallen to your weapon so many times that I REALLY have to decide if engaging you is even worth it; I might have more success if I have a teammate help put the pressure on
"A tough fight, I can handle it if I'm careful" - Basically that! I've had very 50/50 experiences with all these weapons, it truly does depend who's holding it, but I have to plan carefully how I approach cause one mistake can get me splatted pretty easily.
"I don't have to think much with this engagement" - It's not that your weapon is weak or easy, it's just that I'm so used to how they tend to play or move that I can usually react without too much thought! For some of them (the rollers/brushes), I've played your weapon so I know the downsides!
"I Have Bullied This Weapon More Often Than Not" - I am so sorry, like 90% of the time I win these fights /dies THERE HAVE BEEN A RARE FEW who have gotten the upper hand on me but, other than that, it's very rare to find a hard fight here.
#Text#SquidRambles#I THOUGHT IT'D BE FUN and this isn't based off of anything I customized it myself!#This is just how I engage it isn't a “Good and bad” weapon list or anything it's just how my fights with them go#On average#I've literally been bullied by an X Rank Aerospray player on a rare occasion so they're not 100% concrete but general /dies
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#so many posts on here I see and I want to go 'OP either you know an unusually high number of awful people or I know an unusually low number'#but (a) that's not helpful of me to say and (b) I don't know which it is#I do think I know an unusually low number of awful people *well*#like I've been blessed with an excellent family and I'm pretty good at picking friends#but even like casual daily interactions. apparently other people's regularly suck more than mine do#and like. what do I do with this form of privilege??*#I've been told that people tend to calm down around me which is nice I guess and perhaps insulates me from some deranged interactions#I also sometimes don't notice it when people are trying to be rude to me apparently#Believe me if I could bottle and share my 'judgmental weirdos repelling field' that I apparently have I would send you all some#*[it is of course linked with other forms of privilege but like. other highly educated white women still seem to complain of#more offputting interactions than I'm aware of happening to me]#it also occurs to me that this website is maybe not a perfectly unskewed barometer of everyone's daily pleasant or unpleasant interactions#in that one is more likely to come on here to complain than to come on here to rejoice#on average
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me: *has had stomach issues since I was very young and chronic joint/muscle pain for over a year*
my father:...
my father: I think its because of all the monster you drink >:(
#on average#and it doesnt get worse when i drink monster#or when i dont drink it#it is completely unrelated to the monster#and yet#its his new “youre always on that damn phone”#chronic pain#chronic illness#ableism#disability#actually disabled#i started drinking monster in 2020#ive had chronic pain since fall 2022#stopped drinking monster as much in spring 2023#chronic pain and stomach issues didnt get any better because of it#hmmm
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this is what its like trying to stay under the speed limit in texas

#reblock#they treat that shit like a speed minimum istg#on average#im a bad driver!!!#but in texas#im fucking amazing.#because everyone else really really really REALLY wants to kill people
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not to be a dirty commie or anything but i don't think any one person should have enough money to solve world hunger and then get to decide not to
#he speaks#i hate rich people#“but preston the rich people EARNED that money they worked so hard to exploit all those poor people” I'LL EAT YOU TOO#they're trying to decide what color their third yacht should be#meanwhile your average joe is busy trying to pick between dinner or rent#luigi mangione was right#luigi mangione and tetsuya yamagami legendary collab coming this spring
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what do you mean you havent found a job? have you crawled on your knees and prostrated yourself before them? have you hung from the branches of the world tree for eight days and eight nights? have you climbed atop the roodwood cross and begged for them to impale you until your red blood overflow'd their cups? dude. you completely forgot to mention their cups. you HAVE to mention their cups
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