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At Walmart on my staticapple bullshit

Look at him đ„ș

One of them gets him as a present for the other and he becomes their child.
His name is Vector Vee Morningstar, he is Charlie's younger brother and he is treated as such. Alastor wants him destroyed.
#I want him so badly#but I am poor and he costs money and I don't have big enough pockets rn so I can't even steal him#one day I'll be back for him#lucifer hazbin hotel#lucifer morningstar#vox hazbin hotel#staticapple#hazbin hotel#alastor hazbin hotel#charlie hazbin hotel#charlie morningstar#Alastors hatred of Vector rivals his hatred of both Vox and Lucifer#no one completely understands why but it seems very personal
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maybe some smooth jazz will make finding a dead body less traumatising
. . . Ford was out
#Gravity falls#Gravity falls au#Frankenghost au#my stuff#fiddleford mcgucket#pretend i drew him wandering around the house more and didnt just b line him to stanleys room#ford has something like tf2's medi-gun back there. dont know how he got it but he has it#tw dead body#i'll put all these in order one day.
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Gen obsessed with how.. *dead* your Jason's color pallete is. Like, that's corpse pale right there. Not a spec of blood left flowing in there (also father Todd's skin being full of color in comparison is a nice touch)

THANK YOU I love making him look a bit ghoulish. Guy who's not supposed to be alive but yes he is. no he isn't <3
#DC#DC Comics#Jason Todd#Red Hood#Jaybin#Robin ii#Art by me#Asks#I know vitamin D doesn't affect your skin colour BUT the easiest way to get it is sunlight which does ik nobody is bothered by this but me#But I have OCD. so you're getting clarification anyways đ#Jason's way of saying if you spend too much time underground it's going to start wanting to keep you there đ#I do think he bleeds normally and has a heartbeat and all that because he's not Dead. Alive? Well no also. He's likeboth at once and neithe#I think his physical state should be full of inconsistencies. you can't see his breath in cold weather but you can if he smokes etc.#There's also appeal to him coming back looking completely normal I do love mundane horror but#His death was important both in and out of universe and it altered things irreversibly so I think he can be a little Off as a treat#Also it adds to the misery that he's the same person like he died and came back the same person internally he's himself but#to others he looks and acts and is offputting he's Jason but Wrongg. Except not really#Because yeah he changed but that's just getting older and being affected by your experiences like everyone else ever#unfortunately for him he popped back to life Like That so everyone is just going eughh what thebfcuk#But that's a little off topic ANYWAYS one thing I really liked about Countdown was Jason being described as a siren in the dark#Like yea he's unsettling even if there's no clear reason as to why yet. He wasn't even doing anything his vibes are just rancid#My ideal Jason is one who looks like he wouldn't be out of place eating someone. He wouldn't. but you know. looming threat#I think he'd have fun indulging in the undead aspect in his more dramatic moments#Also the environment matters like during the day at the store he just seems a bit strange but at night in an alleyway it's uncanny valley#I have more to say on this topic but I'm writing a novel in the tags so I'll wrap it up#To summarize it's basically YOU CAN'T GO BACK YOU CAN NEVER GO BACK TO THE WAY THINGS WERE AND EVERYONE WHO LOOKS AT YOU CAN SEE IT#Thank you again for this ask I love when people bring up details they like to me because I like putting them in and talking about them#And just talking in general clearly lmao post-crisis really had so much going for it. lots of interesting characters
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a few months ago you talked about playing mouthwashing and I was curious if you had any head-cannons for the characters if they got sent to that universe
pls tell ren he's adorable and he owes me 19 dollars
ââ„â They would be friends I think :3
#đ â answered.#đ â 14 days with queue.#đ â about leon.#đ â about jae-hyun.#đ€ â gallery.#hellowmellowbear#Sorry it's an old ass sketch..... I don't have time to draw anythin right now ;n;#But also... It's Leon's birthday on da 30th!!!!!#Happy birf to THE childhood friend ever <3 (he doesn't age lmao)#I wonder what it's like being god's favourite prince and the most interesting boy in the world /ref#Anyways!! Here's the LeoDaiJae trio because I genuinely do believe they'd get along gjhsjhsd#Aloha shirts and Silly Jester Vibes <3#Also ignore the lack of details for Daisuke ^^; I drew this when there were only 3 in-game screenshots of him available kfgfkdg#Maybe one day I'll come back to this n finish it#Edit: ALSO GKJSDGDKG?? I'M PRETTY SURE I ONLY TALKED ABOUT MOUTHWASHING IN DA TAGS OF ONE OF MY POSTS?????#How are y'all remembering/seeing these things....... T_T /pos
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she would've told them unlike her canon! version who decided not to be an ally smh
#one piece#trans!sanji#sanji#kiku#yamato#ăŻăłăăŒăč#I'm practicing my japanese shhhhhh#ïŒæ„æŹèȘăźăă©ăă©äșșïŒäżșăŻææłăšăæžăæčăšăééăŁăăæăăŠăă ăăđ
ăăăăšăăăăăŸăïŒ#translation:#Yamato: I'll be able to get as strong as Oden?#Sanji: Probably... đ€#[meanwhile Kiku is remembering the time in the hot spring]#(Sanji: Nami-chan!!!)#(Nami: Shut up!! The women's bath is supposed to be a peaceful place!)#Kiku: I am also â§ïž ... o.o#(y'all english speakers had me all to yourselves for a decade it's about time I start to also sometimes make stuff in my next language lol#notably for media *from* that language#same as it made sense to make fan content in english for [american superhero franchise we don't talk abt anymore] back in the day#(happy seasonal reminder that Ren Is Not A Native English Speaker and This Is My 5th Language hi đ
))#while looking up reference for this I learnt that the straps to tie back the kimono sleeves are called tasuki#also I decided yamato get big muscles cause he got them kaido genes in im (I also gave him his dad's young-man-facial hair)#the more I do transition projections for one piece characters while tryna adhere to the style the more I learn that sometimes stylisation#uses bones less as literal determinants for where things go and just kinda exaggerates shapes based on vibes alone instead#meaning trans characters' bones wouldn't literally stay looking the same in that stylisation in the way they do irl#they'd get exaggerated differently based on what the surrounding stuff is doing#I still think oda's transition demonstration when we first met iva was unreasonable even with that in mind tho
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*licks finger and holds it up in the air* It's May Figured I'd go ahead and unearth some of my old mer/pirate au doodles/designs from a year(?) ago since I'm still kinda busy
#eeeugh my old art#Edit: added in Anji's old first pass because for SOME REASON it didn't show up even tho I'm pretty sure I put it there#also don't pay attention to the notes they are horrible and incorrect (I got some things wrong)#the lore is they met when she accidentally pulled him in back when she was a fisherman and nearly killed him#and then he just kinda hung around and mysteriously dissapeared one day#and then years later she became a pirate captain and he shows up again and actually sticks around this time plus shapeshifting#also his mer design is based on a flying fish in case you were curious#dunno if I'll still keep with that#guilty gear#my art#anji mito#baiken#anbai
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Lan Wangji Goes To Lotus Pier AU: Part 3: Enveloping Feelings.
(Part 1, Part 2, Part 4)
#poorly drawn mdzs#mdzs#lan wangji#Yungmeng Jiang training arc AU#I wanted to try out a different paneling style for this one - sorry I'm a day late! (there will still be a post tomorrow to keep on track)#The original 3 panel comic idea was fine but the point of this new schedule was to take time to push myself a bit more.#I was taking a look back through some comic artists I felt inspired by#and I really loved how Lynda Barry fills her gutters with patterns and doodles!#Obviously I'm not going as absolutely wild with it as she does but it was a great exercise!#I truly think the gutters are the most important and most overlooked part of any comic. There's lots going on in that space.#It's the same with timeskips. The implied movement between moments that we don't see changes depending on how wide that gap is#You're here for the funny tags so here's some that ties this time talk together:#I think LWJ was thinking about that second note from day 2 but it took him 7 days of hazing to commit it to paper.#I think he sends it a day later and immediately regrets it. Chasing down the messenger and everything.#You know if something actually happened to his brother he would never ever forgive himself for putting the bad vibes out there.#Third time skip was the hardest because there was so many possible flavours of jokes here. Day 8/9 was a personal favourite.#day 14 was also funny (week by week). I think the debate on 'how long does lwj take to catch feelings' is more or less:#'how long does it take for him to arrive at a particular stage of grief and yearning (and awareness of it all)#This is a symphony. There is an act by act structure. Every day he is fighting to keep his old sensibilities. He is losing so badly.#(I'll be returning to the main comic soon but there is more of this AU to come!)
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It is still very huh to me that some people don't realize that Jonathan in s4 is the most depressed we've ever seen him. Just because he has one friend in California doesn't mean he's happy by any means.
And part of why he's depressed is that despite what he says Joyce & Will need him less than ever. Joyce is working from home making a decent income and actually around (and most likely getting extra money from Owens look at the house) and Will is 15 and seemingly navigating HS pretty well.
So Jonathan, for the first time ever possibly doesn't have a role in the family. Or rather, his role has quickly shifted from parent/guardian to child. And he doesn't know what to do. He's adrift and he, as tragic as it sounds, does not know how to live for himself and what he wants. Which of COURSE is going to lead to depression and drowning that out with Weed and like his longing to go back to stay in Lenora and convince himself that eventually Joyce & Will are going to need him again which again of course they aren't.
#and you boring ass bitches wanna kill him before he figures out who he is outside of his family#HE'S JUST A BABY#âTHE ONLY THINGS WE'VE SEEN HIM WANT FOR HIMSELF ARE NYU NANCY PHOTOGRAPHY AND TO SAVE WILLâ#I shout as they drag me away#also this is NOT to say that his stoner era is bad#in fact much the opposite I think it's a very teenager is finally a teenager and does teen activities#it was very over the top though#folks you ever only living to take care of your family and then suddenly don't need to do that anymore but you also can't kill yourself?#ANYWAYS#it's me back at it again yapping about one special boy#one day I'll finish Landslide and Untitled Jonathan Byers in California fic and you'll all see#jonathan byers#stranger things
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me n the gang. pondering
tiny miracle mask redraw while i try to regen some of my art juice
#soup art#professor layton#hershel layton#luke triton#emmy altava#had to crunch out two finals in the span of a few days earlier this week and . hoou . took it right out of me#being so fr miracle mask was doing So much heavy lifting in keeping me sane during then . game's wonderful#i have a bunch of scattered mm doodles (this was one) once i get my art juice back i'll probably clean them all up yayy yayayayay#theres . a lot of randall there . unfortunately for everyone i am obsessed w him
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Random ahh OC I'm shipping with Ava from Obi's vamp series because I have free will +doodles and lil facts
My silly silly guy,,, I'll probably rant about him some other day
#my old man i love him#he's a gentleman man who needs to build his confidence more#I'll draw him with Ava properly... one day#anyway#i love him dearly#back to the tags#my art#obsidian lantern#The Nights and Days of Sky#your friend is a vampire
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deer (in a head light)
Alastor/reader (gnc)
platonic-romantic. (almost everyone thinks you two are in love or is extremely baffled by the fact, a bit more romantic for me but can be seen as anything actually i just like writing people being sort of stupid)
word count: 5.6k.
or, collectively, everyone's reaction to the fact. Nifty is theređ. no real warning this is a normal fic part two to this.

Husk have never gone through this level of raw mental torture, while Angel thinks itâs absolutely hilarious how hard is it for Husker to accept that one of the most feared Overlord of all Pride Ring is vying for a cute lil fella like you. What started out as a small remark over the rim of a particularly strong cup of gin about how Alastor have been seemingly hovering around you, making small talks that you try to keep up with confused enthusiasm - soon turn into listing off every growing instances of odd affections that no one ever thought heâs capable of, but itâs yours in abundance.
Youâre standing up with the intention of going outside? Unless heâs actively in a conversation (and several time, even during one) Alastor will find a convenient excuses to walk with you. Youâre cold? Everyone else better be cold too, either that or hope to God he have anything to give you to wear. Hungry? Thirsty? Almost like a caretaker, heâs always making sure you have little bites of food and drink here or there, reminding you like clockwork. Staying in your room for the day? Your room is close to Angel, and the first time he come out of his room, fresh from a hangover, only to catch the tail end of a red coat and a greeting disappearing behind your door, it takes everything in him to try and rationalizing not breaking the door down.
(Husk thinks he was being overprotective. Angel brushed it off with a nervous chuckle. Itâs a good thing, he remarks, if only Angel kept that attitude.)
The idea of Alastor actually taken interest in anyone, even positively, send shivers down his spine. Husk have been one of the older soul that fell into the hand of the sadistic Overlord, one that did just enough to keep his earn and do what he want when Alastor wouldâve gotten busy with a new project or two. He knows heâs useful enough to Alastor, even with the occasional slipped up, learning quickly where to tread and where to back down. The Radio demon is insane, but he is surprisingly much more lenient with people than he often let on, but not as much as he is with you.
Which quickly became a thorn that Angel uses to dug into his side. Old battle-worn Husk cannot wrap his head around the fact that you, of all people in Hell, somehow get back on Alastor good side and stays there for longer than anyone thought you could.
You are more than bearable, donât get him wrong. Good at reading and picking up on certain cues to pleased people (more particularly, the fact Husk likes to be alone most of the time), and in spite of being just a tad bit too stubborn at times, is generally a polite and entertaining thing to have around. It wouldâve made sense for Alastor to wants to keep you for fun, if not for how you two started out.
Having missing out on your first introduction, all he have to go off of is your debrief of it on the one day you want to try whiskey. Youâd damn near spat it out, opting to just sit with some soda instead (he didnât try to poke too much, youâre almost like a pop-up pirate at time). Husk figured you would earn the ire of the most egotistical man heâd ever known, considering how you loudly asked Charlie for Alastor's resume as a way to try and barred him from working here.
Of course, that didnât work, both you and Vaggie are long-time victims of Charlie convincing puppy gaze, and Alastor secured him and Nifty a spot at the hotel. But Husk was extremely adamant it would put you on a black book with Alastor, still remembering how Alastor grip on his cane would tighten just a bit whenever you spoke up on the first day. And yet, you get to laugh about it.
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âYer just bein superstitious kitten. At this point âm pretty sure dude just got the hots for them, nothing big.â Â Angel fiddles with his phone on one set of hand, the other propping himself on the bar counter, holding a popsicle to his mouth. He wants to tell the spider thatâs absolutely not how the word superstitious should be use, but he digressed. âWeâve been at this for days, if he gonna do something, we wouldâve known.â
Husk scoffed, throwing the piece of cloth heâs been using to furiously wiping down a stain someone left on the counter over his shoulder.
âYeah right, as if you can get your head out of your ass enough to see that.â He ignores Angel smirk, already knew where this can go if he let it, almost like a whisper, he spat. âIâm just saying, he ainât the Radio demon for show. You lots know nothing about whatever he got planned in his shitty fucked up head.â
Forced contractor be damn, this bar is his pride and joy, or whateverâs left of it anyway.
At that, Angel sends his attitude right back, hand(s) flickering, âAnd Iâm saying heâs head over heels. What? Ya wanna explain the fucker just- casually waltz up to them and kissin' their fucking hand as a morning greeting? Cusâ Iâm calling bullshit. Nobody even doing that fucking thing anymore, and heâs doinâ it every chance he gets! Like, have you even seen them?!â Almost like a comedy setup, they both look over to the chattering at the top of the stairs.
Over the railing, youâre rushing off from Alastorâs side to catch up to Nifty, whoâs desperately nagging you to come and help her with a spot she canât dust off with a ladder, having long depleting the fun of falling off from it. And almost like instinct, he took your hand and planted a gentle peck, along with a well wish for your day.
You, with your other hand occupied and being dragged away too fast after the fact for you to formulate a real respond, simply perks up and laugh, waving at him before you fully give into the little bug-like demon and let her rushed the both of you to the other side of the hotel â Alastor stands and watch you fully disappearing behind a corner before turning his head and look directly at the pair. His mic sounding nothing except for a low drones of static.
Husk expertise kicking in, he looks straight ahead instead, wiping down the counter again just to be safe. Angelâs years of acting led him to immediately start talking about the latest project heâs involved in, popsicles stick held from his face. Husk canât be too bothered by it this time, at least heâs reading the room. But even with their combined effort, it still doesnât stop Alastor from manifested himself right by the bar, smiles almost pull taut, a too jolly âHow is it going gentlemen?â and a request for a cup of moonshine, with a tune contorting just to sound much too whimsical for anyone else except him echoes from his microphone, and heâs off again.
ââŠyâknow, you can just say youâre sorry for being wrong Whiskers~â
âGo fuck yourself.â
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Vaggie knows that no matter how much she tries to warn Charlie about the cannibal murderer in their own cozy hotel, her partner can and have constantly willed it away with loving words and cute beady eyes that she canât fight against. Her loving and trusting nature always been the tried-and-true counter to Vaggieâs much more doubtful and skeptical side. Recalling the way you refer to it (two people working in harmony, balancing out each otherâs nature, like a tango, a secret rhythm unknown to anyone but them), she smiles.
It dropped the moment she remembers the matter at hand, specifically, you, a friend that have grown dear to her heart, and the cannibal murderer she very much hated guts - growing close to yours. Sheâs not sure whether this qualifies for a tango when sheâs dragging her feet and Charlieâs tap dancing.
Vaggie wouldâve been glad you have virtually zero comment on the fact Alastor is getting close to you, and with her luck, purposefully ignoring it (whatâs with you and dive bombing out of the conversation the moment the topic came up), if not for the fact Charlie is very insistent on letting you know all about it (=> conversation you have to dive out of). You and Vaggie traded favors all the time, exclusively about Charlie, who always try to bite off a bit more than she can chew.
Usually, you did a much better job on keeping Charlie from trouble than Vaggie actually can, having the heart she lacks to guilt her partner into keeping still or stop her from running into red light traffic. Yet a pattern emerges soon after this deal started that you three all pick up on, much to Charlieâs delight.
Somehow, some way, Charlie aged old puppy dog eyes are much, much more effective when the both of you are right next to each other. Alone, while Vaggie canât turn her down, you can and have consistently do so. But together, you both would turn to each other, and you either would give into Charlie first, or wash your hand completely from the whole situation altogether, both decisions are equally awful, and often left Vaggie alone on the line of defense.
Like that time you asked for the Radio demon resume, being extremely firm on his demeanor being horrible for customer service and how unfit it would be for a hotel to house someone who clearly doesnât want to help or be help. Vaggie remember the chills running up her spine as you stand firmly in the face of the greatest mystery to Hell even after all this time and not even batting an eye to his straining words or the implications of it. Even going so far as to point out that heâs a liability and canât keep himself straight for anything worth the hotelâs effort.
Only for Charlie to held onto your (and Vaggieâs) hand and tell you both she can do this. She remembers it took you not even 5 second to turn towards her with a wistful gaze, a smile pulls on your lips, and put a hand on her shoulder.
Aside from her first real injuries, it was the biggest betrayal sheâd ever gone through.
Vaggie like to think it doesnât sting so badly that her partner and her friend are now growing more used to the giant red flag stalking their halls. If not also for the fact she have to be in on your effort of stopping Charlie from bringing up a weird line of conversation while you still - albeit not fully of your own volition - feeding into her girlfriend delusion of being a matchmaker. It wouldnât be so hard if you just, try to at least calm Charlie down yourself, but your tendencies to avoid particularly specific conversation makes her boomerang from appreciation to pure exasperation.
Especially when she would be fighting her love for Charlie to keep your dignity intact.
âBut VaggieeâŠ!â clinging onto her left arm, Charlie tries her best to bring her girlfriendâs eyes back to her. âJust look at them! Theyâve never looked at anyone like that!â
She would love to argued otherwise, you have a habit of looking at everyone like that, something with making people feel more welcome to talk to you. But all thought vanished from her head when she turns to try and make an argument, and for a brief moment she forgot what they were talking about. Charlieâs good at distracting her, but she steeled herself and stop Charlie from jumping off into this and making it so much harder on you than it already is.
(God, the things Vaggieâd do for love.)
âI know you really want to, hun, but - Iâm just, not sure about this. Itâs Alastor weâre talking about. I get them being into him or whatever, but youâd really set them up with the Radio demon? You knowâŠâ
Charlie was slowly wilting a bit, but picks herself up at the hesitation, thinking itâs her chance, she races over her words. âA thoughtful, charming and-â
But still canât finish fast enough, and Vaggie have to advert her eyes, she canât handle a sad Charlie that well. âand a horrible cannibalistic freak, Charlie. Heâs not a good person.â At that, her girlfriend really clings onto her.
âVaggieâŠthis is a hotel for redemption! We've got to believe that people can changeâŠâ Charlieâs not addressing her point, thereâs no real way to denying the fact Alastor is really just who he is. A rotten, rancid piece of meat. Redemption be dammed when he doesnât even believe in it. âAnd! I have proof that Alastor likes them~â Pulling out little drawn post-it-notes from her front pocket, Charlie nearly doubled over while trying to put all of them onto the table in front of Vaggie, and you.
âIâm going to go back to my room.â You abruptly stand up, nervously grinning while shuffling out of their office. Having sat completely stilled while hoping that you can somehow divert the topic ever since the start of the conversation, you gave up. Completely disregarding Charlieâs attempt at making you stay. âItâs late, and I shouldâve been in bed some hours agoâŠâ
âWait! I swear that this time I-â Charlie tries to reach for you again, but Vaggie held strong. Nodding towards the exit, you mouthed her a quick thank you as you walked out, wishing them both good night while gently pushing the doors close. âI have the proofâŠâ
âCâmon babeâŠâ visibly deflating, Charlie sat herself back into Vaggieâs arms with a pout. She doesnât have the heart to press this too deeply, so she pushed back her hair and give her a small peck on her eyelid, she always did have pretty eyes. âYou know theyâre not going to listen to you if you keep ambushing them like this.â
âI know, but I just- really love them bothâŠâ Vaggie raised an eyebrow at that. âAnd they seem so, nice together. Alastor always makes sure to greet them every day, they always wished him goodnight-â she scoffed.
âThey do that for everyone hun, and Iâm pretty sure that bastard just do it becauseâŠwell, who knows? Heâs weird, who knows what heâs thinkingâŠmaybe heâs just trying to- toot his own horns playing nice. He does that a lot.â
When Charlie stays still, Vaggie really thought she could end this tonight, for both your sake and herâs. But then, as if was given water from the spring of life, with her back straight, she sat right up and held firmly onto Vaggie shoulders.
âBut heâs trying so hard for them! Donât you see how heâs spending so much time just hanging around them? Oh, and donât forget that he asked them, specifically them, what they think of his radio show! He doesnât do that for anyone else Vaggie! He brings them food when they forgot to eat. They told him about stuff they wouldâve ever tell us without prompting! And you have to see the way he looks at them when theyâre just, sit together and, and-â
âWoah. Slow down Char. Through your nose.â Even like this, sheâs endearing. She held Charlieâs arm and bring her closer.
âYou have to see Vaggie, he looks at them likeâŠhow you look at me!â Vaggie pauses. Charlie is getting to her, she have to stop her from talking or sheâll give in. She thinks about how miserable you would be sitting through an actual talk about this, it doesnât help.
âAnd, youâre one of the most wonderful things that happens to me, Vaggie. I love everyone in the hotel, and I would give my everything for them,â knowing her, she would âbut you.â She breathes, and Vaggie feels her breath stuck in her throat. âYou are my everything. Weâre perfect together. And I really love them, and I just thoughtâŠâ
Charlie looked at her with such a soft and gentle look, her eyebrows slightly drawn together, lips jutting out just a little bit. âI thought heâs perfect for them, that theyâll be perfect together too. I know heâs not the best person, and you donât trust him. You don't have to. But I think heâs doing his best for them, and theyâre doing so much for him too...â their hands, held tightly together âSo please, trust me. I genuinely think this can work out. They deserve to be love like I did too.â
Vaggie tries so hard to held strong, opting to stay silent instead of replying and stoking the growing flame, but Charlie looks at her with her big shiny eyes, and she caved.
ââŠAlright⊠I guess he havenât reallyâŠdone anything to them yetâŠâ before Charlie could jump up in joy, Vaggie tries to get her focus back âBut if he touches a single hair on them- woah!â
Wrapped in her arms, Vaggie barely able to get out the full sentence as Charlie rambles on. âOooh, thank you thank you thankyouthankyou I knew youâd understand! Oh there is so much I want to do too-â
âCharlie, bit too tightâŠâ
âOops! Sorry!â
Coming down from her high, she stares into her loverâs eye with the brightest grin possible. It takes everything in Vaggie to think about how disappointed youâll be, so she closed her eye and takes a breath. âWe have to let them sort it out themselves, though. No matchmaker.â
âBut-â
âYou know how closed off they can be. Give them time Charlie. They can find their own way home.â Like that, Charlie smiles a smile so bright and gentle, reserve only for Vaggie. âLike you and me?â
And all she can think is that this might not be that bad after all.
âLike you and me.â
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âSo...thissss is what the youth areâŠinto?â
âArguably, itâs somewhat better than what I have as a kid.â
Pentious squinted at the device in his hand, clawed hands carefully swipe through your âcarefully curated feedâ, whatever that means. You sat next to him on your balcony, various knick knacks on the side table he insisted you need, hands considerably less clawed holding a book youâve never managed to get through past the 10th page, as you only ever try to read it when the moon is blue and you always ended up forgetting the previous pages, something he learned while he was helping with cleanups.
Heâs flustered when you laugh at a joke without needing to look at the captions in the video, wanting to pretend he completely understood what just happened. It takes you a bit to calm down and explain to him what was so funny, it only serves to confused him further. You grin and handed your book over to Frank without putting a bookmark in first (who then immediately turns the page and started narrating half-way through to the other eggs), reaching for the phone.
âIâll put on something a bit easier to get used to, is that ok with you?â
âBut, arenât we learning how to be âhipâ?â you cackle, he tries not to shrink into himself.
âWe can leave that for some other day i think, you donât need to be hip or anything right now. And besides,â handing him your phone, he minded his claws, âI think youâre cool on your own.â You hum and turn to an open sketchbook on the table, picking up a pencil, you start to sketch one of the egg boiz running about your room.
Pentious nearly burst into tears, he shouldâve known his friends (or, you) wouldâve never made fun of him. Turning to your device again, his attention is immediately captured by a cat video.
You two stayed like that for what mustâve been an hour or two, occasionally checking up on what the otherâs is doing. (he would show you the cutest video, you showed him your barely intelligible sketch. He feels like youâre sketching his nightmare he said, youâre flattered). With almost all of his eggies already tiring themselves out some time ago and gathered around both of your feet (and his tail), bundled up in your duvet and pillows. Except for egg boiz number 3, whoâs in his lap as both are captured by a video of a dog getting a haircut (a mini-American shepherd, you chimed in happily that itâs one of your favorite video).
Then, the calm afternoon was broken by a singular knock to your door. You and your still cognizant companion(s) look up from your respective entertainment at hand and stare at each other. You glance over to him, head nodding towards the door, he shrugs, growing restless, you pat his shoulder as you stand up and walk away.
Pentious really did try to turn back and focus on the groomers narrating a particularly endearing moment in the nine minutes long video, but he canât help but be on edge when a familiar voice sing a greeting too loud for him to ignore, and he realized just who is at the door, your door, his new best friend's door (verdict still out on whether you consider him as one).
Taking a peek, assuring to himself itâs to keep you safe, he locks eyes with red and half of his soul descend into the ring below, the other half turns him right back to your phone when the red starts to raise his eyebrows at him. He can keep you safe from a safe distance surely, but when he tries to hug the egg in his lap to comfort himself and feels nothing, he freezes. Horror-struck, he turns and look at you, specifically your back, the other half of his soul joins the first.
Without him realizing, number 3 already slipped out of his grasp and is now climbing on your shoulder and interjecting your conversation with the gentleman, who is now full-on glaring at him whenever your head slightly turn away. He gulped, but he still put your phone back onto the table and stand up, forget to mind his still sleeping minions at his tail. Thank Lucifer they decided to stay silent for once.
âI was just going to stay in tomorrow too⊠maybe- oh, Sir Pentious? Whatâs up?â You stare at him, easy-going as always. Almost like youâre unaware of the way Alastor is smiling at him. Pentious can only thank whoever is in charge of fate for the fact you slotted yourself right between them, and cursed them all the same for the fact you canât covered up the demonâs face.
Clearing his throat, he tries to steered his nerves and curb his stuttering. âI see that someone have rudely interrupt our study session. May I have your permission toâŠâ
At the sounds of radio static grows, his words in turns wilted as he stares into bright, glowing red and yellow growing in volume. Luckily, you manage to pick this up and covered for him. âOh no donât worry, Al was just asking when Iâm free to hang out with.â As you turn to that same terrifying shade of red, it immediately transformed into a charming smile.
âWhy, hangout is such a casual term dear. I prefer to call it a trip! Much more exciting that way.â With his usual theatrics delivery and a backing of voices coming from the microphone staff he uses to give you a gentle knock on the head, clashing with your much more casual tone brushing him off, Pentious wishes he can see this as endearing.
âOh youâre trying to goat me into going back there again.â That wasnât a question on your end. Alastor smiles in amusement, but it strained when number 3 chimes in and tries to asked you where is back there. Heâs extremely grateful the demon chooses to ignore it, letting you entertain the egg instead.
âI do not know what youâre referring to at all.â Closing his eyes and leaning a bit to the side, the demon bounces a bit on the tip of his shoes and sings. âOtherwise, it seems my presence is making our welcomed guest uncomfortable.â Pentious tries to stand tall for you and number 3, but Alastor preference for getting up close and personal is mincing his confidence to bits. âI guess I will settle for an extra visit by tonight to talk a bit more about your hectic schedule, if thatâs alright with you Ma chĂšre?â
You laugh a bit and agrees with him, saying a quick sorry while he brushed it off with a smile, adjusting his coatâs flawless lapel with one hand, the other reaching for yours. Lifted up to his lips, he planted there a kiss with a look that can passed off as soft. Pentious looks away the moment their eyes lock again, whistling like he hasnât been blanching at the two of you.
As you turn to close the door, he couldâve sworn red dials were looking at him in the seconds you look back to him, completely in contrast with the life-threatening aura now stand outside the door.
âHaha, sorry about that. I didnât have time earlier and he was busy, soâŠâ you trailed off, explanation offering him nothing but more questions. âIâll try to be a bit more mindful about this next time, yeah? Didnât know he still held something against you.â
You want to keep doing study sessions with him? He perks up a bit at the implication, while choosing to ignore the second part, until his egg started speaking.
âUh, boss number two, why does Alastor kiss your hand so much?â Number 3 raises his hand, still sitting snugly in your arms. Pentious makes a note to make him sleep on the edge of the bed tonight. It doesnât help that youâre leading them back to the others, who also started to chime in with their own questions. He can tell this time youâre getting a bit miffed, smiles growing a bit taut and looking off somewhere, unable to let them somehow ruin your goodwill towards him, he cracked. âSILENCE! Cease with your silly questions right now!â
You look at him, and he wouldâve shrink into himself if not for how you seem more surprised than angry, as your brows relax and you smile a bit, he let himself breathe. âItâs alright, theyâre cute, they can get away with a little questioning I think. And hmâŠâ you bounce on your feet in a slightly familiar manner, he sweats a bit. â-I mean, itâs normal for friends to be close, so I donât see any problem with it.â
âOhâŠfriends can kiss each other on the hand?â number 1 jump up. You laugh.
âOf course they can. Alastor loves getting into peopleâs space too, so I wouldnât put it past him.â
He wouldâve tried to say something and help you out with the questioning, but it hit him that at least in his time, the specific to the gesture was more of a formal greeting. But he takes into account the fact it's Alastor, and how whenever he sees you two together, the Radio demon always seemingly follows after your heels like a shadow tie too tightly, and he shivers. Anxiety fills his heart as he tries to navigate this thought.
âI do have to say, why is it that he tends to get soâŠclosssseâŠto you?â You visibly stiffen at this, but as he takes your hand in his, trying his best to be tactful, still minding the claws, you stare. âCould it beâŠheâs trying to threaten you, dear friend?â he tries to recall how you comforts him in time of distress, and did his best to echoes the same sentiment to you.
âWhatever it is, you can share it to me! I will, uh- â
âYouâll duel him, right boss?â
his eggs chimes in where he falters, he follows their lead.
âDuel! Yesss! A duel to the death! That Radio bastard will regrets the day he-â You squeeze his hand, and he drop his false bravado and let you seated him back on the balcony, letting number 3 dropped from his spot in your arms to the duvet covering the floor.
(with much less grace compared to you, but all the heart. he takes the fact youâre still around that heâs doing great.)
âWe donât need any of that silly. Heâs my friend, I think.â
You fall back onto your seat, number 1 climb up to your lap with a question. âYou two are friends? Like with boss?â sitting up, you sing an enthusiastic agreement while reaching for your notebook again. Pentious swore the sketch is looking more and more familiar by the line.
âYeah, like with Sir Pentious! Alâs intimidating but heâs fun to hang around.â Hunching over while minding number 1 watching in your lap, your grin drops to something a bit kinder. He feels like heâs overstepping, despite the fact the room is void of anyone else. âHe nice to talk with, Iâve never seen him shutting up on anyone elseâs terms. Thatâs a good thing.â He wanted to say thatâs a bit too barebone, even for himself, but then, turning to him with a smirk, you added. âDonât tell him i said this, but heâs ssssuch a bitch sometimes. Itâs fun though.â
Nodding with a much more serious look, Pentious takes your word as a command. âNot a word to my grave!â
âHehe, thatâs why youâre my favorite.â
Refocused on your sketch, you trust Pentious to be able to work your phone a bit better than before. He thinks he wouldâve work it better if not for the tears gathering in his eyes, he takes the tissue paper you handed him without looking and wiped it away, only to panic about the long scratch he left on your screen. You laugh and assured him itâs fine, you can change the screen.
(verdict be dammed, youâre HIS best friend.)
(he took a peek at your sketch before you turn the page, and it hit him why it looks so off-putting. Antlers sprouting from two end on a figured too lanky to make out the physique of, but familiar enough all the same. Heâd much prefer you go back to sketching his eggies, he said, you happily complied and he leave your room after with 5 torn note full of egg sketches and another schedule study session he pray you'll relay to Mister Alastor.)
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âThere you are darling! I was looking everywhere for you.â Calling out with joy, then stopping to take in the sight. He steadied you with one hand while you stop to catch your breath, nearly doubled into him. âI can see that youâre quite busy, seems like Nifty is giving you quite the run for your money huh!â
âPleaseâŠshut upâŠâ you donât need to look at him to know heâs enjoying this way more than you do, laughing at your utterly exhausted state. âI didnât know thereâs this much bugs in here⊠How can she even keep tracks of them??â
âDonât feel too bad now, that one mind and health both are simply wonders to behold! Even I canât keep up with her at times.â Trying to dust off your shoulders, he looked offended when you just swatted his hands away, waiting for an explanation.
âWeâre not done yet, sheâs just in the kitchen for a bit.â You pulled out your phone to check the time, Alastor squinting his eyes besides you, leaning over to keep watch and raising an eyebrow at the long scratch on the glass. âOne hour before Iâm freeâŠâ
âThinking of giving up then~?â
âYeah.â
Laughing at your tone, he takes your hand and twirl you, but not too much! Just enough daze you a bit. âWell darling, I would love to whisk you off with me for a trip downtown! Iâm running low on good meat, and simply canât afford to stained my coat while the tailorâs out of commission. But knowing youâŠâ heâd look down-right sad if you let him. He can tell you try to keep your expression neutral, but your smile is growing to match his.
âNo Al, an hour is-â
âAn hour is an hour. Yes I know dear but itâs dreadfully boring without you.â Holding on still, he brings his face close to you, taking delight in the growing red on your face and you acting like nothing is out of the sort.
âYouâll survive Alastor. Nifty howeverâŠâ As the sound of tiny footstep calling your name quickly approaching, he canât help but letting a long, drawn-out sigh, backing off from you. A lost for him. You smile.
âOver here Nifty!â calling out to the little woman, you step away from Alastor to meet her half way, her stopping just before she hit your leg.
âYou! Iâve been looking for you where have you been! I saw SOOOO many of them but theyâre on the ceiling and I canât reach them at all you've got to come help me â oh hiii Alastor!â
Nifty stops pulling you down the hall again just to give him a violent wave, dancing from one foot to the other and giving him time to catch up to you two, fully aware of your tradition from the moment it first started. Alastor smiles border on self-pleasing, gracious of Niftyâs effort to not drag you away just yet, less so the fact she would stares with such a wide grin. Nevertheless, he takes your hand again and bring it up, speaking all the while.
âNifty, dearie, wonât you work our dear friend here a little less? I need them to-â he pauses as you suddenly grip his hand and bring it up to your lips, too quick for him to stop you. And before he knew it, you both disappeared behind the corner yet again. Nifty voices and your cackle echoing down the empty hall way.
When he came back, aware of how the light flickering above his head now finally stabilizing itself, he laughs. Steadying himself, Alastor brushed off his coat and fix his monocle. Humming along with a love song slowly trickling from the microphone while walking the same way you and Nifty ran off to before. He have time to spare while waiting for you.
#alastor x reader#hazbin alastor x reader#hazbin x reader#hazbin hotel x reader#x reader#hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel oneshot#hazbin hotel imagine#hazbin alastor#me writing this: i can do this in 2k#i wrote 4k in an afternoon and night and the rest is just me going back and forth like replaying in my head dialogue to checks how it sound#i need to draw more of him i need him carnally (he will splattered my guts on the floor)#that title could've actually been for a horror angst fic actually#one of these days i'll commit to writing an actual horror/yan fic im good at weird writing. maybe
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The fun thing about ViviEmet: they aren't there fully for each other. Emet's 100% selfish in pursuit of Azem, tolerating this thing meanwhile, Vivi's 50% actually selfless and empathic for Emet, 50% selfish in pursuit of his coveted freedom. In this essay I will-
#their tragedy is the trivial lack of time in the canon timeline#shit goes south and there's pressure and decisions have to be made asap#in the au that directly follows the canon events where different decisions are made#emet gets the treatment that he'd never gotten from his azem#and this's it for him. he never looks back. vivi's better.#one day i'll talk about it in a proper post i just needed to yap about them randomly#vivien rell#emet-selch#emet selch#wolemet#text post
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cornelius hickey dog motif. his introductory scene is a debate about where in the naval hierarchy their literal dog would fall. the last line of this introduction, essentially the thesis statement for his character, is "well it's of consequence, isn't it? putting a dog above a man." he has almost mystified the idea of the navy's hierarchy at the beginning of the voyage. he resents it, he craves it. he wants to assimilate. he is found by his captain on the floor of his quarters with literal dog shit in his hands, and he remembers it forever. he plays into the role. he is beneath the dog now, but he will be above the dog later, and how high up is the dog already? crozier will recognize that he is different than the dog, surely. but maybe crozier Doesnât recognize that he is different. maybe crozier sees him as just another dog. WORKING THEORY: crozier is the navy but the dog is the actual hierarchy within it. To hickey. hickey allows himself to be seen as beneath the dog to attempt to work the structure and get crozier to like him. but crozier doesn't like him, and thinks of hickey as no different than any of the other dogs. and hickey does Not want to be a dog. there's nothing he wants Less than to be a dog. so he drops the idea of climbing the ladder and drops the idea of obeying and doing what he thinks he's supposed to. when he's really had enough of being abused by the hierarchy/by the officers (lied to, fed bad food, etc), and effectively being treated like a dog, he Literally kills and eats the dog. he rejects the pretense and expectation. he destroys the idea of a hierarchy existing. no one is above him and he is above no one. hickey's dog motif is unique from your average dog motif because he Isn't the dog. he Hates the dog. the dog is everything he doesn't want to be. maybe he Was the dog, but he effectively seizes back control of his position by, again, killing the dog. killing the thing inside him that obeys. killing any inclination he might have to appeal to the larger authority of the navy. i see him as wanting to be equals with someone, and even in the very end he still seeks that out in crozier. he is so delightfully human in the way he constantly doubles back on himself and has no singular defining paradigm shifts and often seems to forget where he's supposed to stand with people and who he is supposed to be presenting as but that's all for another time
#For the record i know the dogs name is neptune. it just felt more poignant to call him The Dog#sorry neptune. love you neptune. newfoundlands are my favorite dog breed#anyways. this is largely me thinking out loud becausr hickey's dog motif is very curious to me#as i said it is different than your average dog motif and i have not yet Exactly pinpointed what it is meant to evoke#but hey. i'm working on it#how to beat the dog motif in three easy steps a guide by cornelius hickey#(step 1. kill the dog step 2. eat the dog step 3. kill the thing inside you that thinks you are still a dog)#this is quite nonsensical i'll come back with a more concisely supported thesis on this one day#cornelius hickey#francis crozier#the terror#the terror meta#the terror amc#the terror 2018
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The fans: Ugh Sonic was just so preachy. I mean obviously he's supposed to be the good guy, so any uncomfortableness I feel here and any way I feel like Sonic's choices are framed as being why some other people have shitty lives is just bad writing because he is obviously supposed to be right always, but this characterization makes no sense. Isn't he right for the things he did?
Ian Flynn, using Kitsunami to say the (barely even at this point) quiet part even louder: Hey it's almost like ever since the Mr. Tinker event we've been purposely running with the critique of Sonic as being more selfish than he appears. Sonic is upholding a system of Eggman v Sonic that currently benefits him and shuts down talk of how to improve the current system because he likes his own personal enjoyment and he's attached enough to Eggman that he'd rather Eggman pretend to be a good person than be stuck in prison for life. He doesn't even quite practice what he preaches. We are trying to show that the current hero v villain system and Sonic's recklessness currently affects some people poorly and that Sonic isn't a perfect hero.
#fandom wank#sonic the hedgehog#idw sonic comics#idw sonic 2024 annual#2024 sonic annual spoilers#idw somic comic spoilers#idw sonic spoilers#idw 2024 sonic annual spoilers#i just be ramblin#god one of these days I need to commit to the sonic character essay#because you HAVE to be able to see Sonic as a multifaceted character that is surprisingly selfish and a bit self centered despite his image#as a good hero who is always right to understand what the writers for Sonic Prime and Idw Sonic are trying to do#The point is not that Sonic is secretly a bad guy or anything#the point is that we're already primed to assume that anything Sonic does is a good thing because he's a hero and protagonist of what is#considered a 'children's media'#And people who can see those moments in different games or properties times where Sonic isn't being so good as him actually not being so#good of a person are primed to explain it away as flaws of the writing or the genre at that time *because* Sonic's behavior is not said to#be bad or punished in those games#And become we're already primed to assume that Sonic is already the good guy who's making the best choices no matter whatâ it's supposed to#be shocking when the narrative takes a step back and gives a critique of this status quo by showing us the effects of it#But instead of having some sort of eye opening event or being willing to meet the narrative where it's at#99% of the people who post here got uncomfortable and just doubled downâ saying that because these things are being pointed out and some of#Sonic's actions (that aren't even alien to the games)#are being framed in a not so good lightâ then it must not be purposeful. That it must be bad writing through and through and just bad#Sonic characterization#because for people who claim they want Sonic as a series to be deeper and more thought out they sure start to pearl clutch when they feel#like a property isn't being as shallow as the very same games they think kinda suck#anyways anyways sorry about the rant I'll get back to regularly scheduled posting after this#vent post
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I'm literally so sick in the head about Sam x The Masked Shadow. Like I got a few more fic and drawing ideas between those two.
There's just so much about them that I love as a dynamic beyond the monster fucker approach between them. Like how the hell would everybody else in Sam's crew even respond to the Masked Shadow's presence? Would they be fine with it or would they try and kill it? And if they all knew that they were in some type of romantic relationship would they be accepting of it?
Hell even just between the two of them. Like why does Sam suddenly feel so safe when given the option to approach it? Every other interaction up to that point he was either anxious or scared around it but now he just wants to go in? It's obvious that the Masked Shadow is emitting something that's fucking with his head, something that's making him way more susceptible to it's influence to certain extent. But the fact that it doesn't seem to be doing this intentionally makes it so much more fascinating. Like what does it get out of even doing that to somebody? Why would it need to or want to do that to Sam of all people, the only person up to that point that extended any form of kindness to it?
There's more stuff I wanna go into about those two and everything between them as well but I might just structure a proper post or comic or something about that since I'm not very articulate at the moment. This post is just me rambling to myself more than anything, just me outwardly saying I like this ship :)
#ough and the fact that the mask can kill him so damn easily but there's also a chance it won't?#the fact that the most prevalent emotion throughout the Slipped Mask scene was Sam's concern with feeling safe?#OUUHGHH#totally normal about them by the way yep I'm good#i wanna dissect these two like the goddamn specimens they are#look outside#sam x masked shadow#ramblings#i am quite literally just rambling#they just bounce off of each other really well in a weird way#i ask one question about one and it leads to a question about the other and so on so forth#it's a ship that scratches the theorist part of my monkey brain so good#sorry a lot of my posts are gonna be about them for a while bare with me on this insanity for like a few more days okay?#i'll go back to normal once I post this outta me for a bit
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"A compromise, then." - Fic and AU by @ducky-dawn47
Quick doodles of some Spicynoodles from the Legendary AU because I re-read the fic and wanted to draw a scene
#[ đ ] library museum#[ đ ] original works#lmk legendary au#lego monkie kid#lego monkie kid au#lmk mk#lmk qi xiaotian#lmk red son#lmk spicynoodles#lmk fanfic redraw#told you I'd be back /silly#I yearn to draw more characters from that AU I am my own waiter#Waiter! waiter! more content of my favorite aus please! I'll serve myself a plate!#MK losing it might just be up next boss <- loves descriptions#Evil cackling as I go to bed#I should draw spicynoodles in different AUs but that's an idea for another day#Absolutely love this fic everyone should read it#MK gets mad because Redson doesn't look at him for a few hours meanwhile Redson spends most of the fic staring at MK it's hilarious#Red is the number one yearner! the number one denial holder! the whole pine tree!!!
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