#oof for real

[hitokiri-izou]

A compilation

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

Does

Does Barnaby

Does Barnaby tell the others to get off his lawn when he's angry

psh, who do you think he is, an old man? he'd Bark, like any lively young dog

[mo-ok]

☝️☝️☝️ pink 🌸🩷🧁

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[gunsatthaphan]

“I love you.”

[babypuphole]

well for the second customer, i'm thinking a high energy pup that just /looooooves/ to lick. every crevice his thick doggy tongue can reach into, he wants in.

he doesn't need much encouragement, but mommy will smear treats all over you anyway. onto your cute sensitive nipples, along your neck, all the places you're most ticklish. i have to tie you down ofc, bc you just squirm and writhe so damn much. and you need to be a good boy for Rider. yes you do.

when he's gotten all his treats, i'll make you get on all fours and open your mouth so he can lick inside and give you a proper kiss. you'll be conditioned by this point to get horrifically turned on by doggy kisses, the heat of their breath and the wet noises make your brain short circuit.

by the time he comes around to lick into your holes, you're almost sobbing from want. you wave your ass, presenting again like a /good little bitch/ and after another torturous session of licking her mounts you. it's rough and his panting is loud in your ears even as you whine and bark, so desperate and overstimulated.

it's over much too quick, but you get that flood of warmth still as his knot swells up inside of you. he's so rambunctious he likely drags you around the room a bit by his knot, joining in on your whining when he can't break free.

one more customer to go. how badly do you want it, puppy?

ahhh getting licked all over by an excited pup until my head is fuzzy with heat and needing to be bred!! 🥰 getting tickled in all my sensitive spots by the doġgy’s hot tongue before getting lots of hot doġgy kisses 🥵 wanna make out with the doġgy before he eats me out and mounts me that sounds so nice!

ah i’d be such a good little bıtch for the doġgy even when he drags me around i promise!! thank you so much mommy the doġgies all feel so good! 🙏🙏 i’m ready for my next customer please please!!! wanna do a good job for mommy and the doġgy and wanna have my puppy breeding holes used like they’re supposed to be!! i’ll be so good!! <333

[frenchfry99]

"Can we keep it?"

The goober has been found

Rob's right tho, Lilly does remind me of a puppy a bit. Even though she's a cat. Puppycat then?

Poppet & Lilly are so precious to me augh-

(tato means dad)

Lil malicious creature

Lilly can be intimidating to literally anyone but her dads smh (maybe it's the clown nose)

Siblings confirmed 🤨🤨?? Just thought their dynamic would be silly cuz Lilly would be the Ashton defender number one (though there's already a whole bunch of em lol)

Ik this ver of Colt and Rob would not care for some random kid but I found this idea silly -

Two unhinged criminals and their possibly more unhinged child.

How did Rob find her? Well she's been lurking around the mob base for god knows how long (but literally, prolly only Home knew she's here-) until one day Lilly wasn't careful enough and got spotted by Rob or someone else.

Poppet and Ashton would be the only ones Lilly causes the least trouble to-

Tbh Lilly just wants attention (therefore her only fear is being left alone) and would commit crimes and various mischief to make sure you won't forget about her, unlike her og ver who'd rather give you some silly gifts & help. Though she still tries to be helpful in this au, but how competent and serious a child can be?

( ocs by @clownsuu @cupophrogs @ashchoo @thelone-copper )

(Also don't mind that style & brushes change on literally each of those I was going through a crisis)

[official-linguistics-post]

FYI: i'll be closing the inbox next friday (one week from today) for most of september

[trivia-sea]

they're on a date

[setaflow]

Me reading every piece of info I can get my grubby little hands on about the Try Guys cheating scandal

[operationslipperypuppet]

Trackerbees breakup made more terrifying a concept since they have tattoos of each other’s names on their necks

[starrynightsxo]

"I have lied and I have betrayed and I have triumphed. If only there was someone to congratulate me."

- Jude Duarte, The Cruel Prince

[cutieacefuck]

hbomberguy is SO fucking good at making me hate people ive literally never heard of

[astro-nautics]

reading Sword of Destiny & i have feelings about that one confrontation between istredd and geralt. so i ended up doodling a little gerlion comic to give the witcher some comfort after that whole ordeal

bonus doodle under the cut!

[buccellato]

Fucks me up to think about how Legato's legacy in-universe after his death in Trimax (and presumably Tristamp) is probably gonna be how much he sucked and nothing else....

Like, nobody will like Knives but Vash will be long-lived enough to be able to eventually talk about his good qualities from when he was a child and his quasi-redemption in his last days. But who remembers Legato? Livio and Vash are the only living people with any extended memory of him and neither of them would have anything nice to say (and rightfully so). Neither of them probably knew he was a slave, either—as far as Vash can tell this dude showed up one day and hated his guts, for all he knows he's just another survivor from July! Outside of Knives, Elendira, Legato, and maybe Conrad, I don't think any other character knows his actual life story.

And to add on to that, there's no way of looking up that past either—he had no name or personhood before he was effectively rescued, so who could investigators or reporters or archivists track down for information? The human being that was Legato only existed for as long as he knew Knives, before that he was something to be kept and abused as an object. There's presumably no surviving family they can reliably contact, nobody to really say "yes I knew him, here's what his life was like, here's how we can prevent something like this from happening again".

His entire existence will be reduced down to "a human weapon that was freakishly loyal to public enemy #1" without any reflection on the mechanisms that made him the way he was because there's just no actual knowledge of his life.

[samijey]

Sami seemed to strike a big nerve with Jey last night

[leohttbriar]

what actually is so jarring about the kira-"pregnancy" plot is that it is very much a narrative version of the violin-player argument in judith jarvis thompson's philosophical defense of abortion. it's an argument that is about how abortion is one thread of legality and personal freedom in the full framework of securing bodily autonomy, so a lot of the argument is not explicitly even about abortion. it posits: "what if one day you wake up and you're connected, with medical tubes and so on, to a violin player (a full adult, with a career and a fully realized person) and the only way this violin player can survive is if you remain connected to them for a month?" then it asks: what if you chose to be connected to this violin player but now you don't want to or you have mixed feelings about it? what if you knew it was a risk from another choice you made? what if halfway through the month you don't want to stay connected? what if it was only an hour? what if was nine months? ultimately, the ethical claim remains: your body is your own. you own your body.

and this is not only important, but it is also interesting. it's the kind of plot star trek writers could write since interrogating the competing values regarding bodily autonomy is a common theme within science-fiction (often treated as a source of the Horrific, but sometimes it's different (see the entirety of octavia butler's oeuvre)). and it would've been especially relevant given that one of the main characters in ds9 is from a society where it is a high honor to take onto the body an entirely other being, and the placement of this other being permanently affects the body such that their removal results in swift death. the enormously complex claims all being made on kira for taking on keiko's pregnancy (from miles and keiko to her own body and person, the threat of death, the threat of connection to the fetus, the treatment she would now receive from others, the treatment she would've received had she refused to take the pregnancy, etc.) should've been talked about, narratively or in dialogue in depth, instead of the vague gestures to the unspoken complexity of the plot and the inside-jokes within production--all of which sort of added up to a weird underlying claim about the exchangability of uteruses across alien-species, as if some mythic universal-womb exists in all "female" persons, and only this magic womb can gestate a fetus despite the whacky technobabble impossible hijinks otherwise present in the star trek narrative reality.

and only jadzia says a single thing about kira having a right to her own body. and it's in a tone-deaf light-hearted scene, where once again the male writers get to indulge in some expression of misogyny by revealing an aspect of ferengi culture that isn't actually that alien to the human world they were writing in (or the plot with kira they were writing), even in that pre-dobbs, mid-90s, ear-plugging left-of-center culture.