#oohhhhh he makes me so crazy

[willowser]

Kirishima when he has crush is so SICKENING imagine this tall buff man just being so gentle and blushing around you ALL the time. I like to abt this as coworkers so imagine you guys work in the same place , and at first he takes an interest in you bc ur nice but then he starts noticing u more bc of how pretty and gentle u talk.. or bc ur so funny and cute. so he starts clocking in early , bringing u tiny little candies and puts them on ur desk everyday b4 u come in. he makes coffee during ur break w/o u having to ask. he takes home the same train as you and sometimes u guys go to each others houses and eat together. he brushes his hand against yours during lectures and pulls away and u can see his eyes scrunch out of the corner of ur eye. one day u have a backache and before you leave for home u tell him abt it and he offers to give u a massage, his hands r so soft and warm and he’s giggling nervously. beings friends w him having a crush on u would be so intimate and leave you thinking “does he like me or not?”

Meanwhile bakugou is like “bro u can bag any1 u want tf r u doing” 💀

this actually makes me so insane he is so afhahfafha kirishima with CRUSH ???? why would you say this to me specifically. this is exactly how i imagine he is ??????? how could you not love this man PLEASE HE LIKES YOU SO MUCH !!!!! tall man blushing around you all the time......offers to massage your back..............takes home the same train as you...............anon YOUR BRAIN i'm aiokfhjafa

[playing-with-dax]

Submissive demon + gender neutral reader

18+ - restraint - tail teasing - oral - begging (consensual)

You have your demon tied right where you want him~

On his knees. Hands bound behind his back. His tail tucked between his legs so it's laying out on the bed in front of him. You discovered last week that touching his tail earned you a delicious reaction, and now you plan to exploit that weak spot.

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He looks at you with curiosity and anticipation as you position yourself on the bed in front of him.

"What do you have planned?" He asks with an expectant grin.

"Oh, you'll see~" you coo as you drag a finger up the length of his tail, stopping just before the ridges near the tip.

He draws in a sharp breath and shudders. He realizes what he's in for now.

You start slow. Teasing. Using only your fingertips to skitter and drag up...and down...up...and down the thicker part of his tail.

You're rewarded with shudders, jolts, and small whimpers. His face is flushed. His dick already hard and twitching.

When he closes his eyes you surprise him by switching to using your tongue.

"Ah! Ok ok you-mmMH! Ah-please h-hh you're driving ah- driving me crazy. Ohhh-"

You grasp the thicker part of his tail firmly while you continue to work your mouth up and down the length. Licking, kissing, nibbling. Relishing the sweet moans coming from your demon. Watching his dick throb, begging to be touched. But not yet.

You had a suspicion the end of his tail might be more sensitive, so you've been saving it.

You plant kisses, trailing up...up...up towards the tip of his tail. His moans sound more desperate. You were right.

You run your tongue over the ridges.

"Wait, wait- nNGH! Oh gods not there ah-hh! Please they're so sensitive oohhhhh-hh fuck. MMmhh-ah-"

You toy with the ridges. Licking and nibbling each one. They're surprisingly soft. More like cartilage than the bony feeling you expected. You look up at him. His face and shoulders beautifully flushed. His expression desperate. His dick is leaking precum now. But you're not quite done with this beautiful sensitive tail.

You go for the tip. Wrapping your mouth around it. Running your tongue along the edge of it while your fingers keep exploring the ridges.

"Fu-uck! Oh-mmMm- fuck. Please it's aahhmMM! A-ah"

His hips are bucking now. He's desperate for you to touch his cock.

"It's too sensit-aoohh-hh. MMmmh-ah I can't ta-ake it aah-mmM"

You stop for a moment to let him catch his breath. And to admire your work. Who knew paying a little attention to his tail would turn him into a desperate, begging puddle~

His breathing is ragged. His cock still twitching even when you've stopped touching him. A little pool of precum on the sheets beneath him.

"Alright, you've been so good. I think you've earned release today"

The promise of release alone is enough to make him whimper. You crawl towards him, gently placing a hand on his hip. His skin is hot to the touch, and you can feel the heat radiating from his groin. You smile coyly at how worked up he is.

You open your mouth and get it just close enough to his leaking cock that the tip can rest on your tongue.

"Oh fuck. Please. Please let me feel more of you"

He whines as he rolls his hips towards you, begging for more.

You oblige. Drawing him into your mouth fully.

"Oh fu-huuuuck-"

You work up and down. Swirling your tongue around his leaking tip. Paying special attention to the small ridges on the underside of his shaft.

You're giving him exactly what he wants, but going just slow enough that he can't quite cum.

You plan to keep this pace and stay riiight here until you're satisfied with the beautiful moans and whimpers he's letting out, just for you.

His breath quickens. His hips push towards you. His thighs tremble as you balance him right on the edge of orgasm.

"P-please. Ah-mmm. I'm so-mmM! So close. Mm-nnh. Oh-ohh fuck. Oohh-MMmmh please let-ah-let me cum ooh-hh please."

Beautiful. How could you refuse such a request when he's been so good for you.

You grasp the base of his dick. You suck up, and down, quickening your pace. You want to reward your beautiful demon, and you have an idea.

With your mouth still working is cock, you reach behind you and grab that poor sensitive tail. You run your fingers around the tip, over the ridges, hitting all the sweet spots that made him beg earlier.

"AH! Oh FUCK- yes yes please ahmMM! Don't stop ooOh fuck-mmh Ohh oh oH OH MMHHH!-"

The added sensation sends him crashing over the edge. His whole body trembles as he cums hard, shooting hot liquid into your mouth over and over. You swallow it gladly, not wasting a drop of your hard earned prize.

You release his binds so he can lay back and recover comfortably. You smother him with kisses and praise as you cuddle up to him and wait for him to catch his breath.

He was such a good boy for you today. You can't wait to discover what other sensitive areas he may be hiding~

You can now find art inspired by this scene here

[chaotic-mystery]

If you're down to write this, could i request a joel x reader smut with them in the full nelson position? 👀 i dont think ive ever seen it written for him! ♡

Before You Go | J.M.

Pairing: joel miller x f!reader

Summary: Joel has to leave for patrol duty soon but you need his attention first.

Warnings: SMUT 18+ only mdni! PWMP, Asscrack of dawn sex, pet names, a smidge of daddy kink in there, unprotected p in v, nipple play, cream pie, dirty talk. Let me know if I missed anything!

Word Count:1.2K

Early mornings before Joel had to leave for patrol duty always turned into him grabbing you in his arms and telling you, "Jus' five more minutes baby I swear." You'd giggle still half asleep with your back flush against his chest and hum softly to yourself while he lightly fell back asleep for those few short moments.

It didn't start off any different this morning, your back pressed against him tightly like every morning. Only this time he noticed you were wearing a tank top that was stuck to you like a second skin. Joel's big hand snakes around and grabs your hip, hiking the material up to expose your skin.

"Hmmm, what's this you got on baby doll?" He mumbles against the crook of your neck as he bites the soft flesh gently before pressing a kiss on the bite mark.

“Yeah honey? You want me to give you some extra attention this mornin’? Look ‘atcha, needy little thing.” Nodding your approval, you whimper as you push against his front with your ass, the whimpers mixing deliciously with his barely audible grunts. Your eyes haven’t even opened yet and his hand was dipping into your panties, the sweet sticky folds slipping between his fingers.

“Oohhhhh fuck baby girl, were you just gonna keep all this to yourself?” His other hand that was tucked under your head wraps around your throat, his mouth pressing sloppy kisses against your cheek.

“Mm-mm, of course not Joel.” A giggle of overwhelming pleasure comes from your lips as his fingers bounce back and forth between rubbing your needy clit and your aching hole just begging to be stuffed full of his cock.

Joel’s hand releases your throat and trails down your chest, yanking your tank top down below your breasts. A grunt vibrates against your ear before Joel mutters, “these perfect fuckin’ tits. God damn you’re absolutely killin’ me princess. Half of me wants to take my time with ya, love on ya the way ya deserve it. But the other half of me…” He presses a sloppy kiss to your neck again as he pinches your nipples between this thumb and index finger.

“The other half of me wants to jus’ have my way with ya, really show ya how crazy ya make me.” Joel’s last few words were muffled by his kisses on your neck again, your mouth open and soft moans coming out of it. Every time he wanted to ravage you like a fucking animal just did something to you. It was sexy the way he couldn’t get enough of you no matter how many rounds you go.

“Oh fuck- please J-Joel please fuck me. I need you so bad ple-ease- mmmm”

The overstimulating feeling from his hands pinching your nipples and playing with your soaking wet pussy in your panties had you so turned on you’d agree to anything, you needed him.

Joel’s hand exits from your panties, the cold damp fabric falling against your pussy and sending a chill up your spine. “Take these off sweet girl. Now.” The waistband snaps against your skin as he hooks his finger around it enough for it to raise a tad before he lets go quickly.

He watches you closely as you push down your panties and kick them to the floor, your tank top not far behind. Joel moans and wipes his face as he scans over your gorgeous body.

“God damn baby girl. C’mere, I gotta have you right now.” He growls at you as he takes off his boxers, cock springing up and dripping pre-cum. His fist closes around the tip and tugs gently while he looks at you, imagining everything he’s about to do to you.

You get right back where you were and he grumbles, “No no no, get up here baby.” And tugs you up on him, his knees bent up and your back on his chest. He reaches under your thigh as your legs are on either side of his to hold yourself up and smacks his cock against your clit roughly, eliciting moans from you.

Without warning he shoves the swollen head inside your entrance and grabs your hips to push you down on his cock. “So fuckin’ tight around me, my god darlin’.”

Joel hooks his arms under your thighs right in the crook of your knees and pulls up, your feet dangling in the air as he starts pumping inside you. The wet squelching from your pussy fills the room and bounces off the walls, gaining moans from the pair of you.

“Fuc-k fuck Joel oh my god, fuck me just like that.” You moan out, and breathe deeply as you can feel him hitting you deep inside.

His hands hold the sides of your face with your legs still pressing against your chest. “Yeah baby you like when daddy’s got you so wrapped up you can’t go no where? Such a nasty girl.” He teases and pounds into you harder his balls start smacking against your pussy. Joel slows the speed but keeps ramming into you, grunting with every smack against you.

“Yeah baby, take this fuckin’ cock in that tight little pussy. Stay right there, right fuckin’ there” His teeth grit together and he moans louder when he hears how much you’re whimpering.

Your eyes squeeze shut once more at the pleasure coursing through your body and your arousal dripping down his cock and balls.

“Faster Daddy please, I wanna cum so badly for you.” Your toes curl and stomach starts to cave from your deep breaths. His thrusts pick up speed again and his balls clap against you once more, sticking slightly to your pussy as everything is coated in your slick.

“Yeah cmon darlin’. Be a good girl for daddy and cum all over my cock. Squeeze around me so I can cum inside you baby. Cmon baby..fuckkkk.”

Right about now you’d be squirming against him trying to run away from it feeling so good but he’s got you twisted you can’t go anywhere. All you can do is moan louder and louder at your impending orgasm building in your tummy.

“Joel- fuck- I’m gonna cum I’m- im gonna cum yes daddy yes- I’m cummi-“ your words are cut short by the squeals and cries as your orgasm floods your body. Joel groans at the sight of seeing how good your orgasm feel and he’s not too far behind you while he pumps deeper and deeper into you, panting he’s gonna fill you full.

He unhooks your legs and drops them down beside his as he unloads his cum in your pussy. Grunting with each pump, Joel holds your hips to keep you still.

He stays inside you as he grows soft, cock still twitching every so often. You both are panting, trying to catch your breath as you lay your top half on the bed and your bottom half still on Joel.

The small beads of sweat sit delicately on his forehead and the morning sun starts to pour inside the room from beyond the trees.

“Fuckin’ hell baby. You’re trynna kill me by expecting me to go to work now.” He chuckles and kisses your shoulder softly. You giggle and get off of him, rolling over on your tummy. “Just make sure you’re ready for round two later.”

[peachym00]

Stream of 4 minutes consciousness…

*sighs deeply like an old man weathered by life*

I’ve been through three different VPNs and three different countries on VIU to try and watch the uncut version of 4Minutes ep 2 and jfc I have finally succeeded

the effort I have gone to just so I can legally watch the series is honestly embarrassing (and I am fully unashamed about it lmao)

spoilers below for another post of my stupid thoughts while watching ep2…

?????? Who is this hooded figure??????? Who is BEATING someone to DEATH may I ask?????????

I rly wonder who this woman is???? And who her dead son is?????? Does it have something to do with Tonkla????? WHO KNOWS NOT ME

Tyme is so straight faced and serious in doctor mode

Ah GREAT MY BABY I will defend him with my life I’ve decided that rn

lol at the nurses gossiping abt tymes love life

Is that Greats friend arguing with his girlfriend??????

Great sitting in class all cute and distressed about his little seeing into the future problem

Ohh Dome…I fear you witnessed something you shouldn’t have

Title what the fuck have you done with your girlfriend?????? God he’s such a creepy dude

Omfg Great WHY ARE YOU FRIENDS WITH SUCH A FREAK

I love that all Great cares about is that someone might file a missing persons report about titles girlfriend even though his friend is a LITERAL KIDNAPPER

omfg Dome in the BOOT?????

GOOD BOY GREAT DON’T HELP UR FRIEND MURDER DOME

OMFG?????????????????????????

Oh the 4 mins thing is happening

NO DONT HURT GREAT MY BABY

Oohhhhh Tyme does boxing

Okay domes in the hospital and great has somehow hurt his head

PAHAHAHAH Tyme checking himself out in the mirror so he can go and treat the patient he has a crush on

omfg this interaction is so awkwardly tension filled AND I OOP

TYME STEPPING INTO GREATS LEGS LIKE THAT AND MAKING HIM PANIC THIS IS ROMANTIC COMEDY GOLD

Greats like: FUCK this is the beautiful man I’ve been having SEX VISIONS ABOUT

omg Tyme subtly flirting with Great as he treats his wound is killing me

PAHAHAHAH YEAH GREAT YOU STARE AT THAT WAIST … Tyme is a v sexy doctor I have to say

🥹…the way he held greats chin

you have good memory YEAH THATS BC HE FANCIES YOU GREAT jfc Tyme is so flirty I would fold so easily if he were my doctor

Idk if you should be asking people that Great it makes you sound crazy bby

Okay whose body have the police found?????TONKLAS BROTHER??????? poor bby😭😭😭😭 but WHO is Tonklas brother??

Again Greats outfit choices are impeccable

OMFG TITLE YOU ARE A PSYCHO why are you literally fighting Great?!?? Omfg don’t kill him Title

WHERE DID TYME COME FROM??????????? okay there must be two different timelines playing I don’t know how else that would happen

AWWWW TYME YOU WERE WORRIED

YEAH GREAT YOU TAKE THE SEXY MANS NUMBER

oh and we’re back at that weird gambling den that Korn has been so graciously given

Oh poor Tonkla😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Korn you have no idea you just hung up on your grieving lover😭 ugh this is messy😭

I feel like having a violin player in that tiny office is so unnecessary lmao

Ooohhhhhh Korn you really are in some deep shit aren’t you

Why is Korn in Fahs BEDROOM?? what is going on here? WHY ARE YOU NAKED????? Are you lovers?? Is this an agreement?????? Friends with benefits???? ….the slurp

Tonkla the nice policeman is checking on you bc he thinks you’re pretty!!!!!

OMG TYME????? YOURE THE ONE WHO PUT A MOLE IN KORNS GAMBLING DEN????????

but FOR WHY?????????????

Jesus that was another amazing episode

[causenessus]

MY LOVLINESS <33333333333333 HELLO HELLO good morning evening or afternoon!! i hope you’ve eaten today(MAKE SURE YOU EAT) and i hope your day has been good!! i’m always manifesting a good day for you because you deserve it !! amongst other good good things <3333333333 I MISSED YOU SO MUCH LIKE my whole day i was like I NEED TO REMEMBER TO SHARE THIS WITH NESS like you’re always on my mind like that <33333 right now i’m eating instant pho(which is so funny because my mom is making pho rn but it won’t be ready until tomorrow sooooo…)(SUBSTITUTE!!) ALSO LITERALLY MICROSLEEPING AND WAKING UP IS SO FUNNY BECAUSE LIKE!! one moment it’s 7pm then it’s 7:15 THEN ITS LIKE 9PM AND IM LIKE WHAT?? literally when i woke up this morning my phone was on 30% and i had like keyboard spammed a bit in my response like i did NOT remember passing out so it was so so funny LOL

WE DEFINITELY WORKED IN PARALLELS BECAUSE TODAY AT WORK IT WAS ACTUALLY A GOOD DAY!! which meant you were there in spirit making my work day better <333333333333 my brother came to work and he gave me some snacks which i very much needed and appreciated and i had my favourite manger on duty too! and it felt like such a short and fast day because it was like kind of busy(everyone was back to school shopping so a lot of kids and parents!!) BUT the like thing i was bothered by was how many CRYING KIDS THERE WERE like i don’t know what was in the air but every kid was crying in the store i kid you not!! i wanted to pull my hair out JUST a little bit but overall it was still an okay work day!! and since it’s sunday and we close early IT MADE IT A LITTLE BETTER!! like coming outside and the sky still being bright is always a win! ALSO I GET WHAT YOU MEAN BY THE BREATHING THING DONT WORRY!! like being on autopilots is so weird like especially at work but sometimes it’s scary because ill be doing things so fast and then when i mess up i kind of pause and im like… what… what was i doing??? LMAO IDK IF THATS UNIVERSAL OR IF THATS JUST ME BUT!! literally my brain is just static tv and i’m just MOVING until someone is like “mango anon!” and i’m like OH HI?? like i love out of body experiences idk i think they’re funny LOL ALSO UR COWORKER SEEING YOU GROW UP IS SO CUTE <33333333333 like a lot of my coworkers are moms so they’re all very motherly and lovely it’s so endearing like i love my coworkers so much so i really don’t want to quit but like I NEED TO THINK OF MYSELF !! i have until wednesday i think to decide because then the new work schedule comes out right but THATS SO SOON SO IDK!! IDK IM SCARED!! but i will 100% update you on that if i do decide to quit or i might just take a break and come back during winter time so i can help out but WE’LL SEE! i’ll definitely talk to my manager about it though!!

YES THE GOODBYE MESSAGE LIKE I WISH I COULD SEND IT(i mean i could but it’s basically what you said! like here’s the intro ill copy and paste it)

“Hi team, good morning. I’m pretty sure by now. You might have heard the news that I have decided to resign my position as your store manager. I am sorry that I didn’t have a chance to say bye to many of you. YAP YAP YAP YAP”

(by the way we did NOT HEAR THE NEWS LIKE THIS WAS NEWS FOR EVERYONE!!)

like it just came out of nowhere and i was literally like OH OKAY!! because this was when i was literally thinking of quitting THEN SHE SENDS THAT AND IM LIKE oh!!! oohhhhh!! okay! AND PLS YOUR SISTERS BF SENDING YOU THAT MESSAGE??? LIKE ITS KIND OF ENDEARING THAT HE DID BUT the fact that you heard it from HER BF before HER was actually crazy like RANDOM BIG NEWS OUT OF NOWHERE IS SO FUNNY BECAUSE IM ALWAYS LIKE …. what happened to hello!.. how are you!.. how’s you day! like nope right to the case like if my brothers girlfriend ever sent me that i think i would literally like have a disconnected moment like i would just STARE at the message before properly processing it like…. wdym… WDYM?? WHY IS MY BROTHER RADIO SILENT RN???

OH MY GOD COLD KISSES MENTION??? I LOVE LOVE LOVED COLD KISSES SO MUCH I LOVE KENMA I LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVEE AHHH cold kisses was so great like ALSO I DIDNT KNOW YOU WROTE BINARY STARS?? like i didn’t see it on your page until you brought it up again just recently and i was like WHAT!! so you bet i will 100% read it when i have the time because i literally love your writing so much like i wanna eat it and absorb it into my soul because reading it isn’t enough, i need to FULLY absorb it into me!! AND UR SO RIGHT!! i don’t blame him for totally being distracted by your smaus because me too! sometimes i’ll be sitting down then i remember a certain part of one of your smaus and i go back and read it LOL like LOVE NOTES<3333333333333 LOVE NOTES I MISS U <33333333333333333333 ALSO PLS FIGHT HIM OR TELL HIM TO GET OFF MY BACK!!! i unfortunately can not do 20 things at once as much as i wish to!! like i couldn’t even argue back when he was like “wait you aren’t done your main task?” like i was trying to be polite so i was literally like “no im sorry i’ve been busy doing the other stuff” and he was literally like “make sure you finish before you clock out!” LIKE REALLY??? REALLY???? OH NO I WAS JUST PLANNING ON NOT DOING MY JOB!!! like i wanted to scream because im just a girl and maybe stop making me do your side missions!! also i find it so cute how we’re starting to share words or kind of text mannerisms?(if that makes sense) LIKE WE ARE LITERALLY ONE NESS!! WE ARE ONE!!! SOULMATES FOREVER I TELL YOU !!!!

also the way i can totally imagine your manager LOL WITH THE HAIRCUT AND THE CAR WITH THE DUCKS?? AND YES I REMEMBER THE BLACK CORAL THING THAT WAS CRAZY! your manager sounds so unserious like WDYM A POUND OF COCAINE?? like he’s so silly i agree we should have more silly managers like i have my male manager, a silly manager, my fav manager aka the girl manager i was talking about AND THE STORE MANAGER THAT JUST QUIT(still literally FLABBERGASTED BY THIS) ALSO UR CLOSING LIKE UMM PROCEDURES(?)ARE SO DIFFERENT FROM MINE! because we literally just all clean together like there’s not really a department separation? but we do have like a home section but everyone kind of like does their own thing right like the manager will send some people to one section of the store and other sections and stuff like that but overall we all kind of close together if that makes sense??? ALSO YOU SWEEPING THE ENTIRE STORE??? absolutely NO WAY like i was paid to stand here and help little customers NOT SWEEP THE WHOLE STORE?? me personally i would’ve helped you because there’s no way LIKE IDK WE HAVE CLEANERS TO DO THAT AT MY STORE BUT THATS STILL CRAZY! like wdym sweep the ENTIRE STORE?? BY MYSELF??? like i would cry but i hope you were okay! also not being able to take your 15 i would RIOT and i would give myself an extra 15 minute break on my next shift because there’s no way… and to the manager that yelled at you for being on your phone I WILL BITE U !!! NOT LOVINGLY I WILL BARK BARK BARK LIKE HOW DARE SHE?? the nerve after MAKING YOU MISS YOUR BREAK AND SWEEP THE WHOLE STORE?? i’m absolutely FUMING FOR YOU RIGHT NOW!!(also i did find it funny but funny in a way where i’m like THAT ACTUALLY HAPPENED?? LIKE THATS CRAZY) if i ever had to miss my break like that i would literally make it EVERYONES problem like i will be a total maniac about it like “ugh i couldn’t take MY 15 MINUTE BREAK” (like its just 15 min but 15 MINUTES IS 15 MINUTES OF MUCH NEEDED ME TIME!!!)

ALSO PLS I DO NOT WISH CLOTHING RETAIL ON U!! like i’m not saying it’s terrible but i feel like clothing retail workers get disrespected A LOT and like customers are not very mindful and I DONT WISH THAT ON U!! U DESERVE NOTHING BUT THE BEST!! also that manager that made you cry??? i hope he knows i’ve casted a hex on him and that he will not know peace…. i will personally make sure he doesn’t know peace …… i’m coming out for him(not lovingly) and not the compromise LMAOOO like no it’s not a scheduling problem it’s a HIM problem !! also i think i will just like write a letter like hey sorry im quitting because i can’t prioritize work anymore and YAP YAP YAP ty for teaching me how to do clothing stuff and YAP YAP YAP AND UR SO RIGHT!! god knew we’d be too powerful together so he put us in different countries because otherwise?? WE COULD BUILD HOUSES!! RUN A RESTAURANT BY OURSELVES!! TAKE OVER THE WORLD EVEN!! anything is possible with u LIKE WE’D BE TOO POWERFUL!!

WE ARE DIFFERENT TWO PEAS IN A POD BECAUSE WHENEVER YOURE LIKE “i’m sorry idk if that made sense” i’m always like IT DOES!! I GET YOU!! U DONT HAVE TO WORRY!! like we are on the same wavelength we are one in two we are soulmates twin flames lovers and everything in between

NESS UR LITERALLY THE SWEEST LIKE IDK IT FEELS SO ENDEARING THAT YOU THINK OF ME LIKE TELL ME WHY IM KICKING MY FEET AND GIGGLING RN !! i love hearing work drama because it’s so crazy like i have so many old work stories that i swear they sound fake BUT ITS REAL LIKE literally the most random things happen at work and maybe that’s why i like staying like maybe i need that extra drama in my life you know!! AND STOP NESS STOP STOP YOU SAVING YOUR DAY FOR ME?? FOR ME HHHH AHHHHHH i’m gonna give you a big fat kiss like i’m AHHHHH IM SO SOFT AND SQUISHY RN!! you’re making me smile like if people see me smiling at my phone like no it’s not a MAN it’s NESS THE LOVE OF MY LIFE MY EVERYTHING!!! ness i love you like my life is yours i genuinely like every words of endearment will be dedicated to you for the rest of my life like i would catch a grenade bruno mars style for you like STOP IM SORRY I CANT GET OVER THIS AHHH ur so sweet i will bite ur cheek lovingly and give you my heart and soul and body and mind and anything you want <333333333333 just say the word and ill do it for you <3333333333333333 also i will keep in mind the requests thing because that’s so cute like i’m IM SO SQUISHY RN I LOVE YOU SO MUCH AHHH AHHHHHHHHH

ALSO UR RIGHT MEN DONT DESERVE MY POLITENESS!! like i lost my customer service voice a LONG time ago because i can not deal with these customers anymore!! because some of them just don’t deserve it like im not gonna gentle parent you and be like “no sir! i’m sorry that the government made you pay for bags but that’s not my fault! would you like to express how you’re feeling and we can talk it out?” LIKE NO I DO NOT CARE LIKE IM SORRY OUR BAGS ARS 50 CENTS BUT THATS LIFE BUDDY!!! NOT MY FAULT!! like he’s acting like i was sitting with the damn president and making that decision with him like he’s acting like i was like “yes mister president we should get rid of plastic bags and make the customers pay for reusable bags” LIKE IM SORRY MAN I WAS NOT THERE !! u think i like asking you to pay 50 cents for a bag? NO!! but i don’t want to lose my job unfortunately!! but i think i will be quitting which is very bittersweet and sad but we’ll see!! maybe ill try out just working 9-5 every saturday and see how it goes… BUT WHO KNOWS!! my managers are silly so maybe they’ll say yes or no but ill update you on that!!

also omg the cinnamon almond butter i found online is $20 SHIPPING FEE??? AND THE JAR ITSELF IS $17 LIKE THATS CRAZY! the jar itself costs more than what i make in an hour and you want me to pay $20??? FOR SHIPPING?? at this point i will make it myself OR I WILL MEET NESS AND SHARE THE CINNAMON ALMOND BUTTER WITH BAGELS <3333333 we can eat it together like a cute little picnic and talk about how terrible work is <3333333333333333333

ALSO I DECIDED I WILL MAKE A BURNER ACCOUNT FOR YOU !! just because my account right now is so messy like i’ve reblogged a bunch of things from like old fandoms so you’ll scroll and you’ll see like gravity falls, fnaf, fairy tail like LOL A BUNCH OF MESSY THINGS but also just so you have a way to reach out to me and like also i miss you a bunch throughout the day so maybe ill just be like “missing u hours !!!” and also if you ever wanna tell me anything somewhat personal(like the bday thing WHICH IM SO SO SO SO SORRY ABOUT LIKE I GENUINELY CANT EVEN EXPRESS HOW SORRY I AM FOR BRINGING IT UP but ill expand on this more later)(AGAIN IM SO SO SORRY LIKE I FELT SO BAD AND I HHHHH) then ill be there!! BUT I LOVE OUR DYNAMIC TOO LIKE this is literally me sending you LOVE NOTES everyday!!

OMG SCORPIOS AND CANCERS ARE COMPATIBLE?? STOP IT BECAUSE WE ARE LITERALLY MEANT TO BE NESS LIKE EVEN THE STARS SAY SO!! also ness im so sorry like im genuinely so sorry for bringing it up I HAD NO IDEA HHHH I DIDNT THINK ABOUT IT AND IM SO SORRY LIKE I DONT THINK YOURE A LIAR AND YOUR REASONING MAKES TOTAL SENSE but i’m still so sorry like oh my god i felt so bad when i read that like im gonna send you a bit birthday cake and presents right now :((( and a big sorry cake like I FEEL SO BAD AND IK YOULL TELL ME NOT TO FEEL BAD AND TO NOT FEEL GUILTY BUT I DO IM SORRY(if i ever bring up something you’re uncomfortable with please please please don’t feel obligated to answer like i will not mind!! id rather you be comfortable than feel like you have to admit something you don’t want to)(you’re my number one priority so please please don’t ever feel forced to say things!!)it definitely wasn’t upsetting to find out i’m so sorry i was just more concerned that i missed your birthday and i didn’t say happy birthday </3333 i literally love love love you so much please don’t say sorry </3 you’re okay!! i’ll literally give you the biggest hug ever im so sorry and everything is okay you’re okay and you’re doing fine!! <33333333333333333333333

AND OMG I KNEW THE SUNA AND ATSUMU LOSER THING WAS YOU!! i’ve been your guardian angel since day one <3333333 your guard dog and everything! i remember seeing it and i was like if 2020 haikyuu fandom finds this they would grill this poor girl so im going to send in something to make sure she knows i have her back!! ONE MAN ARMY I TELL YOU!! i will literally stand in the frontlines for you and protect you against the suna smoking headcanon-ers(?) like I HAVE YOUR BACK FOREVER AND ALWAYS!! i remember also i kept checking your blog to make sure no one was sending in hate like i was on GUARD because i was like i will literally defend this girl with my life if i see her starting to get hate (i loved you from day one it was love at first sight) AND I WILL PROTECT YOU IN PHAS SO DONT WORRY!! you can stay in the van and watch the cameras while i set everything up!! you can just sit and look pretty and ill enter in the house for you <33333333333

YES THE RANDOM INTERMISSIONS ILL DO THAT NOW TO REMIND YOU TO DRINK WATER !! MYSELF INCLUDED!! because sometimes i forget to drink water since like i don’t get thirsty sometimes but i realize that i haven’t drank that much water… SO ALWAYS REMEMBER TO DRINK WATER!!!

ness im literally on a plane rn flying to the states for you like I WILL BE YOUR SOUND PERSON!! your director sounds kind of mean i hope you don’t have that same stress and everything goes smooth sailing for you </33333 unfortunately idk what a thespian conference is? i don’t think my country does that or maybe just my high school LOL but i hope your stage manager duties goes well because you deserve the best!! and if your director says something to you then i will appear right behind him and kick him unlovingly!! but i know you can do it and YOULL DO A GOOD JOB!! IM ROUTING FOR YOU AND IK YOULL DO WELL!! don’t stress to much and remember that at the end of the day, it’s just tech and you’re more important than the show <333333333333333 please prioritize yourself and make sure you’re eating and drinking lots of water!!

I TOTALLY AGREE WITH YOU ON THE KIDS THING!! there will definitely be the annoying menaces but then you find the absolute sweethearts and they just <33333333 like motherly instincts coming in quick because i just want to protect them!! like i wish i adopted a tech theatre kid so i could protect them from the director but unfortunately all of them were so annoying so FREE FOR ALL!! DONT WORRY ABOUT TYPOS BECAUSE I PROBABLY MAKE TYPOS TOO BUT DW!! like i stopped proofreading these so i just wrote and hope for the best and im glad that i get my point across enough LOL BUT SOMETIMES I IMAGINE LIKE “i wonder if ness reads these and thinks im crazy…” AND I WOULDNT BLAME YOU!! you could never do anything wrong and even if you HYPOTHETICALLY DO it would turn a blind eye because i know ness can’t do anything wrong!! AND THE NIGHTMARE WOULD SCARE ME TOO OH MY GOD having tech theatre nightmares are so real because i literally had a nightmare before like during high school where i totally messed up my cues and just started free balling the motherboard and it was a MESS!! it was definitely pre show anxiety since this was like the night before the show or like close to the show (i’m not too sure i don’t remember it was a WHILE AGO) but omg i’m so proud of your kids like THEY DID IT WITH YOUR GUIDANCE <333333333 UR ALREADY DOING SO WELL AS STAGE MANAGER!!!

OMG US COPARENTING YOUR THEATRE CHILD <3333333333 me mango anon being not a step father but a father that STEPPED UP!! us literally being the cast of some tech theatre sitcom LOL WE WOULD TOTALLY BE LIKE HIGHSCHOOL MUSICAL!! and i totally get going back like i would probably go back too (i think i said this already) but the drama i live for!! like i love just sitting back and observing it all like it’ll literally be like keeping up with the kardashians(i’ve never watched that before)(or any reality tv show to be honest)

AND YES BEHIND THE SCREEN IM LITERALLY SUNA RINTAROU!!! NESS UR SO CUTE LIKE THE CUTEST I LOVE YOU SO MUCH LIKE i will be your suna rintarou <3333333333333333333 we are meant to be like i was meant to live during this era in this lifetime in this universe because i can’t imagine me without you now like you’re part of my life forever and always now <3333333 i can’t imagine myself without you and ill literally do anything for you

I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE ILL LITERALLY CURSE WORK FOR TAKING UP MY TIME AWAY FROM YOU <////////3 i’ll be your suna forever, whatever you want ness ill do it for you <333333333 literally the love of my life is you like YOU ARE THE LOVE OF MY LIFE!! don’t overwork yourself pretty i will pay for your ticket <333333333333333333333 i literally love love love you I CANT WAIT TO HEAR ABOUT YOUR DAY AND WHAT YOUVE HAD TO EAT !! you mentioned cooking on monday so lmk how that goes!! make sure to eat and take care of yourself I LOVE YOU TONS HAVE A GOOD MORNING EVENING OR NIGHT!! xoxoxoxo

MANGO ANON I LOVE YOU SO MUCH <3 HELLO I MISSED YOU SO MUCH!!!! AND UNFORTUNATELY THE LAST TIME I ATE WAS AT LIKE 7 AM (it's 5 pm 💀) I'M SORRY FOR GIVE ME I DID MY CLEANING RAMPAGE AND LOST TRACK OF TIME BUT DW I'M DRINKING MY SILLY LITTLE ICED TEA LEMONADE DRINK AND I BROUGHT ALMOND BUTTER TOAST WITH MYSELF TO THE LIBRARY!!! SO I WILL EAT THAT NOW DO NOT WORRY!! THANK YOU SO MUCH AND MAKE SURE YOU EAT AS WELL!!! (and this is so funny bc i was about be like!! AND U SHOULD TELL ME WHAT U EAT!! BC I FEEL LIKE U HAVEN'T TOLD ME IN A BIT!! and then you said instant pho SO WE WERE ALREADY ON THE SAME WAVE LENGTH and omg pho is so good!! lowkey may have to go out to get pho soon bc that sounds so good now </33 AND YOUR MOM IS MAKING PHO???? THAT'S SO COOL I HOPE IT TURNS OUT GOOD!!! and dw everytime i accidentally fall asleep i'm always hitting a key so i'll wake up and it's just a bunch of j's 😭😭😭

AND AA I'M SO GLAD YOUR DAY AT WORK WAS GOOD!! I THINK MINE WAS TOO,, LIKE IT WAS A LITTLE BUSY (and basically at my job like i have to do the production [actually framing things] AND take orders whenever people come in wanting to frame something but I SUCK and HATE TAKING ORDERS) and people kept coming in wanting to frame things but like i'm usually a closer and never have to deal with people wanting to make an order so after the second order i was DONE i was like "please no one else come in i cannot look at this tape measure and figure out which 16th of an inch ur child's first grade art falls on again" so like?? the WORK wasn't good but it definitely went by quickly!! and we close earlier on sundays too SO IT WAS SUPER FAST!! AND I TOTALLY GET THE AUTOPILOT AND DOING THINGS FAST TOO I REMEMBER I WAS DOING A FRAME ONCE AND WAS SO FOCUSED I DIDN'T SEE A CUSTOMER WAITING FOR ME and this is like a middle aged man but he was literally like "oh dw!! i didn't say anything bc i didn't want to bother you when you were LOCKED IN" and i was like "did u just say locked in to me??? who r u???" LMAO idk that was the only thought going thru my head during that interaction i was NOT expecting that BUT I'M GLAD YOUR DAY WAS GOOD AND THAT YOU HAD A GOOD MANAGER ON DUTY AND EVERYTHING!!!

(i just full on dropped my toast container and hit the table in this silent library btw. not a w moment for ness.) ANYWAY DEF KEEP ME UPDATED ON IF YOU QUIT OR STAY!! IK THERE'S LIKE PROS AND CONS TO BOTH SIDES AND IT'S A DIFFICULT CHOICE AND I WILL SUPPORT YOU EITHER WAY!! <33

AND YOUR STORE MANAGER'S GOODBYE MESSAGE 😭😭😭 "i'm sure you've heard the news by now" WHEN NO ONE KNEW IS SO FUNNY AND THE WAY IMMEDIATELY AFTERWARDS SHE WAS LIKE "i'm sorry i didn't have the chance to say goodbye to most of you" i just KNOW that woman left asap like she was running out of that store LMAO 😭

AND YEAH LIKE MY SISTER'S BF IS SUPER SWEET I'M GLAD THEY'RE BACK TOGETHER AND EVERYTHING <3 BUT I WAS DEF SHOCKED WHEN I SAW THAT TEXT IN MY NOTIFS OUT OF NOWHERE WITH LIKE NO OTHER CONTEXT OR MESSAGE 😭

YES COLD KISSES!!! COLD KISSES WAS SO FUN TO WRITE OMG <3 AND PLEASE i can't stop you...but like i would not reccomend reading binary stars....that was my first smau and it was NOT good (there's definitely like an oikawa curse that a few of us haikyuu smau writers have realized...like writing for oikawa as the love interest just NEVER GOES WELL idk what it is about him but 😔😔😔) so there WAS THAT on top of it being my first smau AND someone was like lowkey rb all those chapters and saying things yk like "they fr just need to confess omfg" and ik like!! it was probably lighthearted!! (maybe) but it was very pressuring so literally i cut that smau super short WHICH I'M GLAD I DID but like the entire experience of writing that smau was NOT good AND another bonus thing bc u know him now but like....that was heavily based off of my dynamic with regina george kin man (i love that we call them that) bc UNFORTUNATELY... I DID LIKE HIM FOR A BIT 😔 and we had a very strange dynamic until i finally opened my eyes and realized he was not a good person LMAO SO LIKE THAT'S WHY I NEVER TALK ABOUT BINARY STARS BC I'M NOT PROUD OF THAT SMAU BUT OFC I CAN'T STOP YOU!! 😭 AND I TOTALLY GET WHAT U MEAN MANGO ANON!! WE ARE ONE <33 AND I LOVE YOU SO MUCH!!! I WILL TOTALLY BEAT UP UR MANAGER OR JUST START SPAMMING HIM WITH SMAU LINKS BC HE NEEDS A CHANGE OF HEART!!!

AND YEAH ALL OF MY MANAGERS ARE LIKE SUPER SPECIAL 😭😭 IDK MY WORK LOWKEY IS SO SKETCHY AND BAD YESTERDAY ALL OF MY COWORKERS AND ME WERE SITTING IN THE BREAK ROOM WAITING FOR OUR MANAGER TO GET THERE SO WE COULD CLOCK OUT AND WE ENDED UP JUST COMPLAINING AND VENTING ABOUT OUR WORKPLACE (i could not tell u how terrified i was talking in there i was like "???????? what if they have secret cameras in here!! what if we all get fired after this!!" and then we were just talking bc like one of my coworkers has been there for seven years and was telling us about how like she started out at like $18 or something and then over the years it's gone BACK DOWN TO MINIMUM WAGE despite all of her credentials and like time with the company which is CRAZY and then she was talking to me and she was like "and ur a framer. so ur getting paid more than minimum wage, right?" (and my other coworker agreed with that statement) but then i was like ".....no....they're paying me minimum wage....and also never put me in the system as a framer....and also made me start framing when i was still 17.....so...." IT'S PRETTY SKETCHY IDK 😭 AND LIKE I THINK EVERYONE ELSE WORKS TOGETHER?? IT'S JUST BC THE FRAMING DEPARTMENT IS COMPLETELY SEPERATE FROM EVERYTHING ELSE WE HAVE DIFFERENT DUTIES IG BUT YES THANK YOU FOR SUPPORTING ME ABOUT SWEEPING THE FLOORS!! I LITERALLY HATE IT BUT NOW HAVE SO MUCH RESPECT FOR THE PEOPLE WHO HAVE TO DO IT EVERY NIGHT </33

AND UR SO RIGHT!!! WE ARE LITERALLY TOO POWERFUL OF A DUO LIKE LITERALLY CAN YOU IMAGINE IF WE HAD DONE TECH TOGETHER?? WE'D LITERALLY BE BREAKING LIKE WORLD RECORDS FOR HAVING THE FIRST FUNCTIONING THEATRE DEPARTMENT (BC WE'RE SUCH A COOL DUO AND KNOW HOW TO DO EVERYTHING LIKE IF WE WERE TOGETHER EVERYTHING WOULD'VE BEEN FINE YK </33 NOT AS MUCH TRAUMA MAYBE!!) AND BEING THE COOLEST DUO EVER!! but god said no why would i do that </3 BUT PLEASE YEAH WHEN I CAME BACK TO WORK AT THIS RESTAURAUNT AS A HOSTESS LIKE THEY WANTED ME TO WORK FRIDAYS AND SATURDAYS BUT IF I WORKED FRIDAYS I'D BE WORKING WITH THE MANAGER THAT MADE ME CRY SO I WAS LIKE "ummm no thanks!! i'll just stick with saturdays <3" (ALSO an entirely other thing let me rant about this lady OMG FIRST OF ALL no offense everyone is beautiful BUT SHE LITERALLY GOT LIKE EYE LINER TATTOOS SO SHE NEVER HAS TO DO HER EYELINER BUT FIRST OF ALL IT JUST MAKES HER LOOK SCARY BC LIKE IT'S NOT CUTESY OO LOOK AT THIS WING OR ANYTHING IT'S JUST FULL ON LIKE ALMOST EMO EYELINER YK AND ALSO??? YOU GOT A NEEDLE THAT CLOSE TO YOUR EYE???? NO THANK YOU OMG. OKAY SECOND THING I'M SURE A LOT OF RESTAURANTS LIKE OLIVE GARDEN USUALLY DO LIKE SECTIONS FOR THEIR SERVERS YK?? BUT AT MY RESTAURAUNT I STARTED OUT DOING ROTATIONS [i feel like i've explained this to u before i'm sorry] AND IT'S NOT REALLY IMPORTANT JUST KNOW THEY'RE DIFFERENT AND MY SERVERS LIKE ROTATIONS MORE AND SO DO I BUT THIS MANAGER WOULD ALWAYS FORCE ME TO DO SECTIONS WHEN I WORKED WITH HER [and spoke in a way that was always objectifyig and dehumanizing the servers which i HATED. she'd be like "well if we do sections then they have no choice but to make sure their tables are clean so that they can be sat again. if they don't have any more tables in their section, that's their fault. skip them." BUT LIKE??? I'M THERE TO HELP THEM CLEAN THEIR TABLES THEY'RE ALREADY DEALING WITH SO MUCH AND??? THEY DON'T CONTROL WHEN TABLES LEAVES LIKE U CAN'T BLAME THEM IF A TABLE STAYS FOR HOURS. AND LASTLY bc i work there with my mom!! this manager was always scared i was like biased towards her and would constantly PURPOSELY give her bad tables or one time she had a regular come in but like three other of my mother's regulars came in so my manager was literally like "no. you can't have her [my mom] be your server. why don't you try having another server for once?" SO LIKE I HATE HER SM okay sorry i'm done!!!)

AND AAA MANGO ANON I LOVE YOU SO MUCH!!! YES I SAVE ALL MY DAYS AND DRAMAS FOR YOU BECAUSE I LOVE TLAKING TO *YOU*!!!!!!! YOU ARE SO SO SWEET I AM GIVING U A KISS BACK <3333 YOU ARE THE LOVE OF MY LIFE!!!

BUT OMG THE STUPID 50 CENT BAG THING 😭😭😭 I'M SO GLAD SOMEONE GETS THAT BC I DON'T THINK EVERY PLACE DOES THAT BUT I'M ALWAYS FIGHTING WITH THAT TOO AND IDK IF I'VE EVER SHARED THIS STORY ON HERE BEFORE BUT WHEN THEY FIRST STARTED ENFORCING THAT AND MY SISTER'S BF DIDN'T KNOW HE WAS SO MAD HE LITERALLY JUST TOOK A SUPERMARKET BASKET he was like "ur making me pay 50 cents for a plastic bag?? THEN I'M TAKING UR BASKET TAKE THAT" BUT AS U SHOULD!! LOSING YOUR CUSTOMER VOICE!! LIKE IF THEY DON'T RESPECT YOU THEN YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE TO RESPECT THEM!! did that guy think you were going to give you the bag for free?? like, "oh i'm so sorry you are so right mr. karen. it is so stupid that u have to pay 50 cents for this bag idek why we started doing that!! here just the take the bag!!" LIKE BRO WHAT WERE YOU SUPPOSED TO DO ABOUT IT AND IT'S NOT LIKE YOU'RE THE ONLY STORE THAT DOES THAT 😭😭😭

AND YES IDK WHY ALMOND BUTTER IS SO EXPENSIVE!!! DEFINITELY DON'T PAY THAT MUCH FOR SHIPPING OR EVEN JUST THE JAR 😭😭 DW!! I WILL SHIP YOU ALMOND BUTTER FROM MY STATE!!! YOU CAN HAVE IT FOR FREE AND MAYBE I'LL JUST LIKE SHIP MYSELF WITH THE ALMOND BUTTER AND THEN ALL OF OUR PROBLEMS WILL BE SOLVED!!!

and omg FAIRY TAIL WAS MY LIFE AS A KID i will not ever be reverting to that era of my life!!! but DW AT ALL LIKE THE WAY I HAVE RESTARTED THIS BLOG THREE SEPERATE TIMES DON'T EVEN WORRY BUT YOUR BURNER ACCOUNT IS SO SO CUTE <33 AND DON'T WORRY ABOUT THE BDAY THING AT ALL!! LIKE I DIDN'T HAVE TO SAY ALL THAT AND I FELT SO BAD TOO BUT LIKE I THINK I MAKE IT MORE DRAMATIC THAN IT REALLY WAS LIKE I WAS MAKING A BIG DEAL ABOUT IT BUT YOU WERE SUPER CHILL ABOUT IT AND I APPRECIATE IT SM!!! BUT I ABOSLUTELY LOVE YOUR BURNER ACCOUNT TOO AND WILL VERY FREQUENTLY BE SENDING YOU "missing u hours </3 dms!!!" ily mango anon!! i'm giving u another big fat kiss rn mwah <3

YES THE STARS SAY SO!!!!!! WE ARE LITERALLY MEANT TO BE (and bc i'm writing this while we're also dming) LITERALLY WE JUST NEED TO MOVE IN TOGETHER!! LIKE MANGO ANON AND NESS MEET UP NOW!! WE WERE ALWAYS MEANT TO BE </33 AND DON'T BE SORRY ABOUT IT AT ALL!! AGAIN IK I DIDN'T LIKE I HAVE TO SAY ANYTHING OR SAY ALL THAT BUT I JUST WANTED TO LIKE BE AS HONEST AS POSSIBLE AND I TOTALLY TRUST YOU AND DID NOT MIND TALKING ABOUT IT AT ALL!! THANK YOU FOR BEING SO UNDERSTANDING LIKE THAT'S ALL I COULD'VE ASKED FOR AND I LOVE YOU SO MUCH AND NEVER FEEL PRESSURED TO TELL ME ANYTHING AT ALL AND YOU'RE ALSO MY NUMBER ONE PRIORITY!!! <33

I'M CRYING THAT YOU WERE THERE TO PROTECT ME FROM DAY ONE OMG 😭😭😭😭 I'M LITERALLY SO IN LOVE WITH YOU!!! THAT LITERALLY MADE ME START KICKING MY FEET WHEN YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT CHECKING MY BLOG TO MAKE SURE NO ONE WAS SENDING IN HATE PLEASE </33 I AM LITERALLY SO HONORED I LOVE YOU SO MUCH MANGO ANON!!! THANK YOU FOR ALWAYS BEING THERE TO SUPPORT ME <33

random intermission!! do not worry i have finished my toast after that embarrassing moment where i dropped it </3 and then some guy who was wearing WAY too much axe spray came up to me and was like "hey can i have this chair?" (the extra one on the other side of the table i'm at) and i was like "oh ofc!! 😃😃😃" AS YOU READ THIS TAKE THIS AS ANOTHER BREAK TO DRINK WATER!! AND I ALSO WILL THANK YOU LOVE <333

THANK YOU MANGO ANON!! PLEASE BE MY SOUND PERSON </3 AND YEAH THEY'RE BOTH A LITTLE CRAZY AND MEAN AND LIKE THEY ARE MISOGYNISTIC HET WHITE MEN SO I DON'T THINK I COULD EXPECT ANYTHING MORE FROM THEM (one of them's usually pretty nice <3 except that one time he made me cry) BUT IT DEFINITELY ISN'T LIKE AMAZING WORKING WITH THEM BUT I WILL GET THROUGH IT THANK YOU!! i will tell you all about it once my duties start up!! (the day is slowly approaching and i am NOT ready at ALL)

LMAOO I LAUGHED SO HARD ABOUT YOUR NIGHTMARE WHERE YOU STARTED FREE BALLING THE MOTHERBOARD 😭😭 it's not funny i totally get it (i am once again trying to hold myself back from always talking in caps SORRY) and i've had SO many of those nightmares too (i'll tell u about them sometime LMAO) but like bc i've literally done that in person before and had nightmares like that i laughed 😭😭😭 AND I TOTALLY GET IT like when i was actually in high school?? yeah there was one kid i loved she was super sweet!! but she was an actor and i didn't really interact with them much and everyone else was SO annoying LIKE I GET U so i also didn't really adopt anyone!! BUT YES NOW I HAVE KIDS AND I'M SO PROUD OF THEM <33 I'M VISITING AGAIN TOMORROW BC I WANT TO SEE MY CHILD LMAO 😭

YOU'RE THE FATHER THAT STEPPED UP LMAO YES FR!!!! JUST ANOTHER WAY WE ARE THE MOST ICONIC DUO!! LOOK AT US COPARENTING TOO OMG <3 AND YES YOU ARE MY IRL SUNA RINTAROU!! I'M ALSO SO SO SO SO GLAD YOU'RE IN MY LIFE I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I'D BE DOING RN WITHOUT YOU I'M SO SO HAPPY TO KNOW YOU AND TALK TO YOU ALWAYS!!! <33333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333

YOU ARE THE LOVE OF MY LIFE!! PLEASE TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF AS WELL AND DON'T OVER WORK YOURSELF!!! AND IF YOU WANT DEFINITELY PLS LET ME KNOW HOW YOUR OUTING WITH YOUR COWORKERS WENT NEXT TIME!!! let me rq drop my skater boy and purple heart boy lore AND THEN I'LL BE DONE!!

okay SKATER BOY so sophomore year he was in a tech class with me and actually the year before i had had a class with him but we never talked but i thought he was kind of good looking (BROTHER EUGHHHHH I'M SORRY I REGRET ALL MY CHOICES AND THE FACT THAT I HAVE TO SAY THAT BC I DO NOT KNOW WHAT WAS GOING THRU MY HEAD AT THAT TIME) but ANYWAY the short and long of it is i left school for a month during that year for mental health reasons but he was like worried about me!! so we kept in contact and when i came back to school he stuck close to like make sure i was doing good!! and i was still in a bad place and making bad decisions!! like i think one time i walked with him to his house without telling anyone (bc i was mad at the world LMAO) and that was just the worst night of my life like we didn't do anything yk LMAO 😭 but OKAY NVM UGH I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT SORRY MAYBE IN DMS IF YOU'RE CURIOUS I'LL TELL YOU BUT ANYWAY LIKE BAD MEMORIES BAD TIME FOR ME and he was a skater boy!! and a crazy man who did drugs and then when we were getting close he was like "i've stopped doing drugs for you!!" and then like right before winter break started ghosting me and started doing drugs again so then i was like "okay ig you don't like me so i'm dipping!!" (sorry we're all over the place rn but bacially so like before winter break yk we're all close and cutesy and everyone was like "OH HE DEF LIKES YOU" but then he ghosted me so...) AND ANYWAY so second semester rolls around we're back from winter break we're not talking BUT HE'S IN MY TECH CLASS AGAIN 🙄🙄 but i was one of those kids that got adopted by like all the seniors and so within that tech class we usually make like construction groups yk and so i wasn't in his group BC I WANTED TO STAY FAR FROM HIM AND I WAS WITH MY BESTIES INSTEAD!! (best tech group of my life i tell u mango anon. the only thing that could've beat them would've been working with u <3) BUT ANYWAY so one day he like randomly started talking to me again or would purposely say hi to me so i'd say hi whtvr back or something BC I NO LONGER CARE and then i think he texts me an apology for how he acted and wanted to know if we could be friends again and i think i was still in a bad place so i was suddenly like "allow me to put on my rose tinted glasses so i can block out the red flags bae let's do this" BUT NOT REALLY (sorry i don't remember my thoughts back then anymore) BUT ALL I KNOW (i think i said yes bc i felt bad? or was like "yeah we can be FRIENDS again but that's all) OKAY ALL I REMEMBER IS THEN ONE DAY HE TEXTS ME AND HERE'S THE BREAKDOWN

skater boy: i like you

me (unsure of what to freaking do so i decide to take the let's be a stupid and oblivious y/n route!!): i like you too!

(which i mean as "i like you as a friend"

skater boy: oh thank god i've been so scared to tell you

me: oh

I LITERALLY SAID OH. I SAID OH MANGO ANON BC I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT ELSE TO SAY AND HE DIDN'T GET THE HINT. HE KEPT YAPPING ABOUT HOW HE DITCHED ME DURING WINTER BREAK BC HE LIKED ME BACK THEN BUT DIDN'T WANT TO SAY ANYTHING (WHICH ALL MY FRIENDS SAID SOUNDED LIKE BS BC WHY WOULD YOU STOP TALKING TO SOMEONE YOU LIKE AND WAIT MONTHS TO TALK TO THEM AGAIN BUT WHATEVER) so like nothing happened from there LMAO we never talked about it again he left me a bag with fake flowers and rings from florida on my doorstep during the summer (very weird and made me uncomfortable. i had no idea what to say) and i had a friend tell me to "✨ take a chance at love ✨" BUT LIKE THAT WAS NOT LOVE BRO THAT WAS TOXICITY AT ITS FINEST AND SO ANYWAY THE REASON I AM TELLING YOU ALL THIS BESIDES BC IT'S FUN DRAMA AND I LOVE TELLING YOU EVERYTHING IS IT'S ALSO A GIANT REASON WHY I WILL NEVER WRITE SUNA AS A SKATER BOY OR ANYTHING HAVING TO DO WITH DRUGS (and mainly why i don't write about drugs anyway bc THAT MAN TRAUMATIZED ME OMG) bc it will always remind me of skater boy™ 😭😭😭😭

OKAY PURPLE HEART MAN!! JUST A SILLY THEATRE STORY I THOUGHT OF WHILE DOING LAUNDRY YESTERDAY AND I WANTED TO TELL YOU LMAO but anyway so i think this was actually also my sophomore year how silly!!!!! that was such a wild year for everyone ig but ANYWAY so my theatre was doing this one play and it was like a farce and a fixed set and only like six actors but anyway OUR MAIN LEAD WAS JUST LIKE BEING HEXED OR SOMETHING so man literally got a concussion bc there was this one bit where he dove into the audience and had to be carried off by a stretcher by techies as a bit but one night at rehearsal one of the techies tripped over a rock so he fell and bonked his head (WHICH ALSO RANDOMLY REMINDS YOU ALSO DURING THIS SHOW WE LITERALLY HAD A TOXIC FREON LEAK IN THE BOY'S DRESSING ROOM AND SOMEONE WENT MOMENTARILY BLIND) AND he like twisted his ankle i think!! another time he dove off the stage?? and then another actor accidentally stomped on his toe and that got injured too LMAO SO HE WAS REALLY GOING THROUGH IT AND ALMOST DIDN'T MAKE IT TO THE LAST SHOW BC HE WAS IN SUCH BAD CONDITION (if i remember correctly on like our second show day immediately after the show he went to the er??? and also when we were striking the set and tearing down posters one of them tore in a way that like yk some of the paper was left on the wall and it LITERALLY SPELLED OUT 'DIE' IDK WHY THIS SHOW WAS SO CURSED) and so at the end of the play he was awarded a purple heart as a joke bc that's what they give people who serve in the army yk 😭😭 if they were injured during their service

SORRY THAT'S ALL AND SORRY FOR THE LONG YAP!!! I HOPE THIS MAKES YOU LAUGH A LITTLE BIT THOUGH AND THAT YOU ARE DOING WELL!! I LOVE YOU SO MUCH MANGO ANON!! TELL ME ABOUT YOUR DAY AND YOUR OUTING WITH YOUR COWORKERS AND WHAT YOU ATE AND MAKE SURE TO EAT AND DRINK ENOUGH WATER I LOVE YOU SM!!! <33

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Story: 5 out 5 Smut: 0 out of 5

Wow. What the hell did I just read?!

One moment I think I have things figured out, then the next I’m questioning what I think I know. And then I’m back to thinking I was right in the first place, and oh my god!

This book is amazing. I loved it.

At first I didn’t wanna continue reading because Nina Winchester rubbed me the wrong way, but then when I picked up the book for the second time, the suspense had me in a chokehold and I read 200+ pages in one sitting.

If you love suspense and questioning what you think you know, then pick up this book asap. You won’t regret it.

Now here are my rambling thoughts:

* “If I leave this house, it will be in handcuffs. I should have run for it while I had the chance. Now my shot is gone. Now that the police officers are in the house and they’ve discovered what’s upstairs, there’s no turning back.”

* Oohhhhh, I’m intrigued. What’s upstairs?

* So the landscaper is… weird. Was he trying to warn her?

* Wtf is on Millie’s record that’s preventing her from being hired anywhere 🤔

* Prison?! Ooohh, girl. What did you do?

* Landscaper is definitely trying to warn her. What is going on in the Winchester house?

* Yeah… Nina is cuckoo. Get out of there, Millie!

* The daughter Cecelia is a little twat.

* What the fuck is Nina’s problem? I really hope it’s her body they find that was in the prologue. Fuck this bitch.

* Woo. Nina is pissing me the fuck off.

* Those PTA moms are a bunch of backstabbing bitches. But at least we know that Nina truly is crazy.

* Goddamn. She tried to kill her own daughter?!

* Okay, on a side note, is Nina really crazy? Everyone says there’s twists in this story so now I’m thinking the husband is just too good to be true. If he’s the one with the money and has a prenup, then why is he putting up with Nina’s bat shit crazy antics? What’s it in for him to keep that relationship going? If anything, it’s Nina who would be doing everything to please her husband, but it’s the husband trying to please her? Wtf is going on?

* So no baby for Nina. Isn’t that a good thing?

* Uh oh. There was a zing between Millie and Andrew. They’re definitely gonna bone lol.

* They’re drunk and kissing 🤦🏻‍♀️ Nina’s gonna have a shit fit when she finds out because let’s be real… SHE WILL!

* Called it. Nina totally knows 😂 And she just outed Millie as being an ex-convict. I was originally rooting for Millie, but you don’t sleep with married men. Smh. And Andrew is rubbing me the wrong way now.

* Oh shit. Andrew kicked Nina out 😨 He wants a divorce! Things are about to get way ugly.

* Lmao. Who the fuck is Enzo and what does he know!?!

* Damn. He fucked her in the attic and then what.. locked her in..?

* Wait… Nina’s happy to have gotten rid of Andrew? IS ANDREW THE BAD GUY?!

* Holy. Fuck. He locked Nina in the attic when they were first married. ANDREW IS THE BAD GUY!!! But why the fuck was Nina such a bitch to Millie after hiring her? I’m so confused.

* Ohhhhh. And now it all makes sense. I can’t believe Enzo was in on it. At least he wants to help Millie now, but fuck… they shouldn’t have done that to her to begin with.

* Holy shit! Nina is way fucking smarter than I gave her credit for.

* Fuckkkkk. Nina took the fall.

* The detective!!! Oh my god!!

* Goddamn. Andrew’s mom is the true psycho 😬

* Fuckkkk. She took on another job with a housewife being abused. Nina recommended her to the new client. She’s the housemaid assassin lol. Wtf!!!!

[thestalkerbunny]

TSB plays Pokemon Legends Arceus Part 21

Oh.

Why is she so LONG?

OKAY SORRY SORRY, I DIDNT MEAN TO CALL YOU LONG.

Ingo that is not a pokemon. That is a whole WOMAN. You’re out here hanging out with a  WHOLE woman

I mean yeah, but I’m afraid she’s gonna bully me if I play wrong. It’s been a while since I played Recorder, so uh. Lemme just brace myself for the roasting I’m gonna get from a LONG WEASEL.

She looks like uses Victoria Secret Body spray and then she fucks my boyfriend, Ingo I am intimidated and frightened of this woman.

What? WHAT? No Ingo, please don’t leave me alone with my highschool bully in FURRY FORM. I was having such a good time with you.

I just feel really and safe and happy here because for once you’re not some maniac trying to make me do this crazy stuff, you’re just as lost and confused as I am and it’s so comforting to see a friendly face albiet a rather vacant and confused one-I’m sorry you want me to do what with Sneasler?

oohhhhh......

OH MY GOD DID YOU DEMON SLAYER ME? DID YOU SHOVE ME IN A LITTLE BASKET? AM I LUGGAGE?

AM I THE CHIHAUHA IN YOUR PRADA BAG?

Melli. Stunktank.-sTUNTANK?

OOOHHH STINKY SKUNKY SKUNK!!! I love Stunktank. I used to have one back in modern Sinnoh. His name is Atari and he love mushroom snacc. Melli, can I please please pet your Stunktank, I wanna touch the softest of soft critters.

Oh well, thank you. Actually I’m touched that you had a change of heart even if it was mid way. I honestly think we could potientally be friends, not just cause I want your hair care tips cause that’s some SILKY LOCKS you have

Okay You might be my NEW favorite bitch in all of this. You’re actually growing and maturing as a person and character. You know, you should swing by the modern era Galar and I’ll introduce you to another favorite bitch of mine named Avery, They’re also REALLY TALL with a goofy hat. I think you’ll get along.

AH SO YOU’RE BEING STUPID AGAIN. that’s alright, Nobody ever say I never did anything for anyone. This shall be an EDUCATIONAL ass beating.

COME AT ME , YOU LITTLE FART MACHINE, I HAVE THE POWER OF ARCEUS AND ANIME ON MY SIDE.

[fxngirl4ever]

Since I'm procrastinating finishing the bright sessions because I don't want it to end I decider to document my journey with the Penumbra podcast! I've heard a lot of good about it and I'm excited to fall prey to the next podcast!

Preface: I know nothing except that everyone loves Juno Steel. Who is that? I have absolutely no idea and that's all I know

The Penumbra Podcast 1.01: Juno Steel and the Case of the Murderous Mask (Part 1)+(Part 2)

Also sorry, these notes don't necessary make sense XD

Live notes:

1.01

Its a hotel?!?!

Im already digging the vibe

hyperion?!?! like in borderlands?!?! why does it lowkey fit the vibe??

whos sashas va? Do i know her??

Agents accent XD

bro what am I in a romance anime

wrecks glass smooth mf

sewers? what's happening there

i like glass he is funky!! powers? smort

Cassandra - badass, sweet secretely humane

Min - step mother

cecil? - brother of cassandra

wtf kinda mom???

CAMERAMEN?!?!?

cecil = entertainer

1.02

death threat of an ancient king - glass??!?!? didn't his name mean king?!?!

cecil is too obvious option

dead brother

what are his pockets!?!?!?

both really badass

oh shit it was cassandra

glass is suspicious

aww shit the mom is so shitty

juno is a sassy little shit

someone took the mask??? cecil???

Oohhhhh wrecks and juno!!! wrecks is suspicious????

if the flirting is serious its really awkward

*podcast kissing noises* eww

fucking knew it

PETER NAREJEV?!? WHO???

crazy

Conclusion:

I'm really a dumbass and got a few names wrong from listening. I was wondering what the deal was with a name like Wrecks Glass and after a quick look in the transcript Rex makes a lot more sense.

Overall I really enjoyed the first two episodes! I'm really curious what the overarching story is going to be and if the characters will be reacurring or if we will get short stories from different characters every "arc"?

I think I also kind of got suspicious of everyone at some point. The twist that it ended up being the step mom I didn't really anticipate because I was kind of convinved of Cassandra's betrayal but it's also not too surprising. I am wondering though if we will hear from the Kanegawa family again or get to know what happened to Cassandra. She seemed like the type of character to maybe get a kind of redemption arc and join in on a few adventures.

Lastly, Glass aka Peter was very fun throughout the episode. He did have moments that made me suspicious of something going on but I didn't think it would be revealed so soon but that he'd be an "evil" Juno was going to have to confront in the future. But I do hope we get to see Peter again hopefully with the same funky accent!

[secret-engima]

You know how you said that Sephiroth found Nox really interesting? Well what if in an au of an au, he ends up tagging along with Nox and Noctis back to their home dimension. It's not as if there's a whole lot waiting for him back in his old one.

Oohhhhh yeah that would be a crazy AU of an AU.

-Nox is 100% chill with letting this madman come home with him.

-Noctis is considerably less chill.

-So is everyone in the Citadel.

-Nox probably has to wipe the floor with Seph a few times to get him to obey Nox’s Rules but afterward he’s just- like Nox’s cat or something. Bratty and aloof and dignified until something catches his interest.

-Seph considerably chills out after Nox figures out he’s got an alien virus in his head and aggressively purges it.

-Ardyn, Cor, and Seph get along wayyyyy too well for Titus’s sanity pls send help.

-Seph volunteers to help train the glaives. The glaives are dumb enough to agree. The Glaives Regret™.

-Takes one (1) look at Prompto and is just like- “I want a nephew. I want this boy as a nephew. Ardyn you have two nephews already this one is mine now. Hello little Nephew I am your new Uncle.” Prompto, who has learned that everyone in the Citadel is nuts by now is just like “...sure?? Okay. Hi new Uncle With Weird Cat Eyes.”

-Ends up taking over the royal library. Because he loves books and someone clearly, CLEARLY needs to help their organizational system honestly you librarians are worse than Shinra’s were. Also the books need a bodyguard. Seph is volunteering himself.

-Meets Luna for the first time and is instantly that meme of “I’ve only known this child for a day but if anything happened to her I would kill everyone in the room and then myself”.

-Luna introduces him to gardening. Seph is surprisingly good at it (and also gets a melancholic look in his eyes that is ... scary similar to Nox’s and Ardyn’s).

-Basically Seph gets to be the Citadel Cat and nobody makes him be a General or a Weapon and while they do indulge his Fite Me impulses by occasionally yeeting him at the Nifs with Cor, for the most part they teach him how to Human™ and have things like Hobbies and Friends.

-Would 100% show up at the hospital after Nyx has hers and Nox’s first bby and be like “I am the godfather.” And Nox knows there’s no winning that fight so Seph is a godfather now I guess someone show him how to safely hold a bby and remind him that swords are not appropriate baby shower gifts.

-Picture Seph sitting in an armchair with his godchild in his lap, carefully reading an epic poem that is wayyyyy over bby’s comprehension level but his voice is deep and smooth and soothing so bby is OUT like a light within the first four paragraphs and Seph comes to the stunned realization that 1. He would literally burn down the entire world for this child and 2. He’s stuck here because if he moves he might wake up the bby. Good thing he chose a favorite book of his he supposes, because he’s going to be here a while.

[rpschtuff]

Sentence Starters - Cabin Pressure (Season 1)

Feel to free to edit / change pronouns as needed!

“I am supreme commander of this vessel.”

“You’re not seriously asking me to call you ‘sir.’”

“You remember that thing I said fifteen seconds ago about no frills? Well, astonishingly, that’s still in effect.”

“Do you have coffee? Can I have the coffee without talking to you?”

“_____, light of my life, do please shut up.”

“You’re revoltingly cheery for half six in the morning.”

“Who can predict the movements of the supreme commander? Perhaps God wanted to pick his brain about something.”

“Who is this commanding presence coming into view?”

“The captain gets the front seat in the aircraft because he’s driving it. not in any vehicle he happens to be in.”

“You are aware the point of giving us separate meals is so that we can’t both get food poisoning? There’s really not much point if you’re just going to poison us in two different ways.”

“She’ll hunt me down. She’ll actually hunt me down. With knives.”

“It’s a crazy psycho cat! Look at yourself! You have open wounds!”

“Oh, for goodness sakes! Why don’t people just blindly obey anymore?”

“You’re not going to strike terror into anyone’s heart. Unless you chat them up in a bar.”

“You run along now. And try not to cry into any important equipment.”

“You sound like you’re coughing up a hairball.”

“Just because a passenger is rude to you doesn’t mean they deserve to die.”

“Remember how I didn’t know three minutes ago? No new information has come in since then.”

“I want to talk to you. Well, heaven knows that’s not true. But I have things to tell you.”

“There’s something on your face. No, lower. It’s hanging off the bottom of your face. It’s a sort of huge shelf of bone and flesh, and it’s flapping about making a horrible noise. Will you make it stop?”

“Is it unprofessional to tell a passenger that you once made a collage of her face out of pasta shapes?”

“I really don’t know. Oh, I’m sorry, did I say ‘know’? I mean ‘care.’ I don’t really care.”

“Of course, takeoffs are cancelled all the time. Landings, almost never.”

“I particularly enjoyed her last ground proximity warning. The one when we were on the ground.”

“I’m not denying a right old meal was made of it, but I was not the chef du jour.”

“You know what they say: a good landing’s any landing you can walk away from, a great landing is one where they can re-use the plane.”

“I can find no words that describe a fire truck better than ‘fire truck.’”

“WILL YOU PUT THAT DAMN THING AWAY BEFORE I MAKE YOU EAT IT!?”

“I do regret to inform yourselves that the delay that’s going on currently is still currently ongoing. But we will keep you fully informed as to the developments of any developments as they develop.”

“You always know! You’ve always got some sort of trick or loophole or know someone who knows someone! What is it this time?”

“Are you still going around with the delightful girl with the squint? Did she say she couldn’t see you anymore?”

“Ten out of ten for toadying effort, none out of ten for toadying technique.”

“He didn’t even wake up for my pre-landing safety announcement. And that’s impressive because I did the version with the screams.”

“None of us will soon forget the misery of you spending twenty-five minutes miming ‘Apocalypse Now’ without knowing what an apocalypse was.”

“That’s enough to make you happy together, is it? Your shared belief in the terrific-ness of you?”

“I’m fairly often just completely happy. Like, for instance, when you get into a bath quickly and it’s just the right temperature, and you go ‘oohhhhh.’ I mean, really no one gets any happier than that.”

“No one really likes apples. That would be like liking... wood.”

“I cannot tell a lie. What am I saying? I’m terrific at telling lies. I mean, I’m not going to tell a lie.”

[silvernightwalker]

Distractions

Warnings: smut in the end (sort of lol) tiny bit of angst.

Logan is having a bit of a problem and eventually tells Thomas. Obviously things don't go the way Logan's wants it, but luckily we have our sweet dad to fix it!

Pair: Logan x Patton with a slight Prinxiety (maybe I'll write their story another time lol)

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"Thomas? Can I please have a second of your time?", Logan asked, pushing his glasses further up his nose with his finger. Thomas almost dropped his cup of coffee he just made. "Oh my goodness Logan! What are you doing?? I'm not at home right now!". Only Joan and Talyn knew the Sides were real, not fictional and Thomas rather kept it that way. Logan looked around him. "Oh apologies for the inconvenience. And my compliments again on the new office. It looks very satisfactory to the idea I had".

Thomas chuckled. "It's based on your idea. But I couldn't go through with everything since some parts weren't...realistic". Logan snorted, something he didn't do much and Thomas gave him a look. "My ideas are always realistic, Thomas. I strive for your wellbeing and meeting the deadlines".

"Logan, what has a hot tub to do with deadlines? You lost me there".

Logan's expression was almost hilarious. "A...what?".

"A hot tub!", Patton exclaimed cheerful, rising up next to Logan and poked him in his waist. The logical trait let out a sound that was between a giggle and a cry. Thomas and Patton looked at him in wonder, Patton's face lightening up like the sun. Before anyone could react Logan sank out with the excuse to do some 'work'.

"Ahhh, I was looking forward to have some cuddles with him", Patton pouted. Thomas eyebrows shot up to his hairline. "Cuddles?? You do realize you all are merely sides of me? How do you...what...", Thomas said with clear confusion on his face. Patton smiled.

"We might not be able to interact psychically with each other on camera, but we surely can in the mindscape. And Logan is the only one who rejects any kind of touching. He even seems to...avoid me".

The dad figure got a sad look on his face and Thomas nodded in understanding. "And you have no idea why? I have been feeling a bit odd recently. Are you two fighting?". Patton shook his head. "Not at all. Things like what just happened occur frequently and he seems to...shut down and almost run away. I tried to talk, but he won't let me...".

His shoulders drooped and he looked down at his feet. Thomas gently squeezed his shoulder and felt the familiar static spark that made them part immediately. Still, Patton liked it when Thomas took the effort to calm him down and make him feel better by touching him.

"I'm sorry, Thomas...I don't mean to bother you at work..."

"It's alright, Pat. Don't you worry. Do you want me to talk to Logan tonight?".

Patton looked up. "Would you do that for me?". Thomas smiled.

"Everything for my favorite dad", he said and winked. Patton chuckled. "Don't let your real dad hear you". After that he sank out with his Patton-ish smile. Thomas shook his head.

"You know...if I hadn't known, I'd say you're absolutely crazy, talking to yourself".

"Joan, if there's anyone crazy it's definitely you", Thomas snorted, turning around to see his best friend Joan. They smirked. "At least I don't have date with myself tonight"...

.... .... .... .... .... .... .... .... .... .... .... .... .... ....

That night Thomas sat down on the couch and summoned Logan. The logical trait immediately rose up and corrected his glasses. "You called, Thomas?".

Thomas nodded. "Yes I have. Listen, buddy, we need to talk. There's something bothering me and I believe it leads to you".

Logan looked a bit disappointed, probably at himself and sat next to Thomas. "What did I do wrong? I believe I've been functioning well enough for you to not bother you in any kind of way. I even compliment Roman on his work every now and then".

Thomas shook his head. "You haven't done anything wrong. I just feel a bit odd and I already had a talk with..a certain side, who said they were fine. But they seemed to notice you're a bit tense lately. And it worries them".

Logan frowned. "Why would Virgil come to you instead of me?".

Thomas blinked. Was Logan really that easy in thinking that everything related to worry came from Virgil?

"Is there something wrong, Logan? You know you can talk to me about anything, right?".

The glasses were again corrected and the nerd sighed. "Will you please promise me not to talk about it with the other sides?".

Thomas nodded and bit his lip to hide a smile when Logan held out his pinky. He definitely had that from Patton. He linked their fingers and quickly took his hand back again.

"Were do I start? I believe the right pronounce is that I'm...having feelings. And I'm...extremely sensitive with physical touches".

Thomas tried to process the information, which was very vague. "What do you mean by having feelings? What kind of feelings? And sensitive? As in pain?".

Logan shook his head. "I can't exactly tell you what it is, since I don't know it myself. And the sensitivity is not pain. It's...ticklish. My armpits, legs, waist, neck, feet, chest...even my ears".

Thomas' eyes widened and he gasped in understanding. "So that's why you're avoiding Patton!".

Logan blushed, not even realizing he did it and narrowed his eyes. "Patton? What has he got to do with it?", he asked and was quiet for a moment. "It does seem to happen a lot with him. It makes me all warm and nervous...".

Thomas looked at him. "You're avoiding him, because he tickles you?".

Logan nodded and then shook his head. "He...gives me feelings".

"What kind of feelings?", Thomas asked curiously.

Logan bit his lip and took his glasses off, something he rarely did. "I...don't know...I wish I did. It makes me feel stupid and unknowing".

"Describe it? That's something you're really good at", Thomas encouraged him. Logan nodded. "He makes me feel warm and gives me this nervous feeling in my stomach. And I want him to touch me, but I easily get tickled and I hate it". He moved closer to Thomas and whispered: "I once saw him without shirt and I felt so weird and...something buzzed through my body. An unknown emotion".

Thomas mouth fell open. "Logan...how...what...I didn't know my sides could...fall in love with each other?".

Immediately all kinds of spluttering noises came out from the logical side and he shook his head fiercely. "That's not it! It can't be. We are simply aspects of the mind, Thomas. We don't have those kind of feelings or-"

"-experience lust? Arousal? Because that's what you just described, Logan", Thomas said with disbelief. "Are you seriously...getting horny by seeing another side? That's...so weird, but also extremely interesting!".

While Thomas was talking about all kinds of scenarios, Logan was in total panic and chaos. Love? Lust?! What was he talking about? He was completely lost. Naming the solar system or solving a scientific problem was easily done, but talking about feelings was an...unknown territory.

"We should call Roman for help! He knows what to do!", he suddenly heard Thomas say.

"NO!!", Logan roared, half panic, half angry. Thomas immediately backed down, almost looking scared. "Apologies...I...please don't tell any other sides about this. I can't handle that...", he said, this time more gently and collected again.

Thomas sighed. "Logan...you need to get this off your chest. You need to talk to Patton about this. It will really help you in moving forward and maybe it will even help in your ticklish sensitivity".

Logan snorted. "Are you insane? What should I tell him? Hi, I'm Logan and I'm in love with you and lusting after your body. Please help me".

Thomas almost choked. "No! Of course not! You should bring it subtle and careful. I'm sure Patton will understand, since he's basically the embodiment of feelings and he will definitely not get angry. Trust me on that, Logan".

Said man whimpered and buried his hands in his hair. "I can't be in love with him...I just can't...I don't do icky feelings or physical touches. It would distract me and I would lose focus on my job".

Thomas raised an eyebrow.

"What?".

"Patton knows how serious you are. Tell. Him! Make up with him. I don't wanna feel like this any longer. You seem to forget that I'm the one who eventually needs to endure all these conflicts and happiness through emotions. It's hard, Logan. You should understand. I've felt distracted too, but in a nerve wracking....Virgil! He can help you!".

Logan sighed. "Only if he swears to not tell anyone". Thomas chuckled. "That he can do. Virgil!!", he called and got a completely disheveled anxiety with swollen, wet lips and half naked.

All three of them started screaming and Virgil immediately sank out again.

"What on earth!", Logan cried out, his heart beating fast. That was very weird!

"What happened to him?", he gasped and Thomas blushed. "One reason why I was feeling weird. I believe you're not the only one who's experiencing lust".

Soon after that Roman appeared, his prince outfit poorly put on and his hair also a mess, just like Virgil.

"I truly love you, Thomas, but I would appreciate if you'd give us a warning before you summon any of us. We are sometimes...very busy".

He cleared his throat and noticed Logan. "Obviously mr. Specula here has something to do with it".

He crossed his arms in front of his chest, his muscles visble through the fabric. "Virgil is unable to assist for now, so I will. What is the matter, Thomas?".

Their host looked at Logan, waiting for his approval. "Fiiiinee", he said in a whiny voice. Thomas laughed before he got serious again. "Tell me. Does...Roman make you feel the same as you know who?".

Logan and Roman both made a face. "Are you comparing me to Voldemort?", he asked offended.

Logan sighed. "First of all: no. I have my...how do you call it? Type? Taste? Second, why would I fall for a dramatic and obnoxious person as him?? You surely forget who's in front of you, Thomas".

Roman perked up. "You have someone you like?? Are you in love? Oohhhhh boy! It can be only one, since Deceit is not much around us".

He smirked wickedly and stepped forward, poking him in his chest. He earned a small giggled and a slap in his face.

"OW! What was that for?! Pat!! Help me, Logan is hurting me!", he whined and immediately the father figure appeared.

"WHO'S HURTING WHO?!", he yelled and Logan groaned. How was this colliding so quickly. That why he didn't like Roman. It always got dramatic.

"Patton! Excellent, you're here. You and Logan need to talk. No Lo, don't you dare run away. Patton, take him with you and tell me what you told me. Roman, go back to...whatever you're doing. And make sure you use condoms!", Thomas commanded all of them and Patton turned around with wide eyes. "You two finally did it??". Roman blushed and ducked his head. "Y-yeah...sort of...WE WERE IN THE MIDDLE OF IT, OKAY?!". He quickly sank out and Patton squealed. "Oohhh boy! I can't wait to talk to Virge! He told me how badly he had it for Roman, but he was always held back by his anxiety. Really, people shouldn't be holding back from loving each other. No matter the circumstances". He looked at Logan with a warm smile.

Talk, Thomas mouthed at Logan and disappeared into the kitchen, mumbling something about himself having sex with himself. He had to talk to Joan...

Patton gently took Logan's hand and together they sank out into Patton's room.

What was gonna happen now? Logan didn't know and was scared. Really scared. But as soon as he entered Patton's room, his nerves were calmed down by the calm vibes.

He was led towards the bed and sat down next to the moral trait. His hand was gently held and a thumb gently rubbed the back if his hand. It was a nice feeling and he felt weird flutters in his stomach. He looked up, meeting Patton's stare.

"Logan...what is going on in that big brain of yours? I can't get any sense of it and you seem to avoid me. Please, I beg you to trust me. You're safe here. I promise". Patton's big, brown eyes looked into his own, silently asking to open up to him.

Here goes everything.

"I'm very ticklish and in love with you. Or so it seems", he blurted out and Patton blinked when the rapid words hit him.

"And I know you don't feel the same. I know you love to touch people and have a physical bond with us, but your touch is so gently that it tickles. And it drives me insane. I once saw you without shirt and I felt so hot and couldn't focus on my work for the rest of the week", he continued and Patton quickly slapped a hand over Logan's mouth.

"Just...give me a moment, alright? It's...two things at once. Which isn't bad, but I need to think for a moment. First of all...you love me? You have actual feelings for me?". Patton's voice got this glimpse of hope and he bit his lip.

Logan nodded after a small silence. "I have for a while now. But until this night I had no idea what it was. I'm still very confused. Thomas told me it's combined with arousal and lust".

Patton blushed and giggled. "Well, I can do something about that". He moved a bit closer so their legs were touching each other. Logan swallowed and tried to move away, but Patton shushed him.

"Logan? Can you look at me please?".

Said man hesitated before he looked up. He bit his lip, the action automatically drawing Patton's eyes to them. He put a hand on his leg, slowly sliding up. "Does this tickle?".

Logan shook his head. "N-not really. I'm...a bit distracted". Patton nodded in understanding and slowly slid his hand between his thighs. "How about this?", he asked, licking his lips and Logan could barely hold a moan back. "P-please", he whispered. "Please what? You should be clear to me, Lo".

"I don't know what I want. But I need you. Please. So badly".

Patton didn't hesitate and moved forward, pressing his lips gently against Logan's. Their eyes closed and even tho is was a bit clumsy at first, they slowly started opening up. The kiss became more passionate, more heated and as soon as Patton's tongue slipped between his lips and inside his mouth...

Logan came hard. In his pants. He moaned loud, his body tensing and grabbing Patton's shoulders while his hips pressed into the hand of the man he loved so much. Patton could feel him tensing up and rubbed the obvious bulge in his pants hard to give him the friction he needed so badly.

"P-Patton! Oh dear me...I-I...sorry", he could barely say. Patton laughed softly, kissing his now swollen lips. "It's more than alright, my sweet and amazing Lo. This was your first time being touched and kissed and you clearly needed it", Patton explained and stroked his cheek. Logan's breath slowly returned to normal and he pushed Patton on his back on the bed, his hand slowly reaching down to feel Patton's arousal.

They held eye contact, which was very tense (in a good way) and intimate. When Logan cupped the hardness and started rubbing, Patton slowly changed into a whimpering mess. Their lips automatically found each other and the sweet sounds of pleasure filled the room.

Suddenly they felt a tug and they appeared in the living room, Logan still holding Patton. They froze and slowly looked up, seeing Thomas with an now empty cup, his juice now all over de floor.

"GUYS! I said make up, not make out and have sex immediately!".

Oops.

@fandermom to cheer you up 😊

[argetcross]

tddk spirited away au

@poulerslashes and I had an excellent conversation back in June and it was almost lost to the void of tumblr chat. So here it is - the masterpiece. (If anyone makes anything with this, please tag us, we wanna see it so bad.)

poulerslashes: i need a tddk spirited away au so badly

argetcross :!!!!!!!!! my favorite animated sequence of feeding a dragon medicine. all might as the sludge monster. i'm determined to just make all might various mononoke in miyazaki movies. he radiates that kind of energy.

poulerslashes: endeavor runs the bathhouse and rei is the lady in the woods they ride the train to go see

argetcross: YES. and endeavor steals midoriya's name to just be deku :3c

poulerslashes: YES i rewatched it recently and god, haku is SO todoroki its ridiculous omfgggggg and the 'i remember you're the river' is like the 'its your power!' scene

argetcross: yeah everyone in the bathhouse is like

poulerslashes: but yeah he starts out all cold and distant

argetcross:he's endeavor's right hand man and izuku is like, i don't buy that

poulerslashes: yes exactly. perfect

argetcross: ...lowkey it would be very funny if bakugo turned into a pig 'kacchan, i don't think we should go this way' 'yOU SCARED'

poulerslashes: HAHAHA omg yes perfect and deku can tell which pig is bakugou at the end

as much as i hate mineta he would make the perfect little wormy frog guy

argetcross and then todoroki freezes him when they have to escape the bridge

omg who gets to eat mineta

poulerslashes: there would be so many opportunities for bg characters too, other workers in the bathhouse, customers, etc. uraraka and iida jointly are the lady who helps chihiro. aizawa runs the furnace.

argetcross: hmmmmm maybe no face would be like shinsou?

poulerslashes: oohhhhh. i like that

argetcross: like i feel like his design wouldn't be that different but he would grow purple hair when he starts devouring things. haha. aizawa is absolutely the person who runs the furnace

poulerslashes: i can't think of anyone to be the baby but we could cut out the baby. though tokoyami would make a great bird. Tokoyami and Todoroki patrolling the skies. i think it would be great instead of making direct parallels to make new characters to fit the bnha ones like what if there was an angry little kota spirit that midoriya had to soothe

argetcross: yessssssss i can only imagine him like tearing up the bathhouse refusing to be bathed. I feel like, I don't know how it would happen, but Eri and Izuku sitting on the train together is like a Powerful Image.

gosh the idea of Rei not recognizing Shouto and sending like her servants to take back what he stole (because Endeavor forced him to) :3c

poulerslashes: omg

argetcross: honestly though, my favorite scene was definitely the medicine scene and like i'm imagining it with a beat up shouto and it's really good.....

poulerslashes: yessssssss. it would be so good. midoriya fighting to get him to take it. meanwhile he's breathing fire and ice. midoriya getting singed and frozen

argetcross: "you have to eat it, or you're going to die!" he's crying desperately and aizawa is awkwardly hovering in the back. also: this but with snowflakes

argetcross: ahhhh yes. i bet todoroki kind of looks like koi in his dragon form. red and white mixed together.

poulerslashes yesssss his eyes tho same sharp blue and gray

argetcross so sharp with a huge red splotch over his blue oneeee kinda piebald like ugh i love drawing dragons too

poulerslashes :3c

argetcross this is making want to rewatch the movie ;u; also when he sheds scales, it comes off in plumes of ice and fire

poulerslashes yssss 06/29/2018

argetcross I can't stop thinking about piggy Bakugo and laughing out loud Beautiful dragon Todo and PIGGY BAKUGO

poulerslashes piggy baku with the same angry eyes above him lil snout

argetcross: HAHAHAHHAH  "Look closely, can you tell which pig is your parents?" In the corner, SCREEECH SNORT GRUNT *knocks over another pig*

Deku points. "It's that one." Todoroki nods solemnly.

...i wasn't thinking and implied Bakugo was Midoriya's parent and then promptly died from laughter again

poulerslashes: Lol!! See i just didn’t think inko would act selfishly enough to get turned into a pig

argetcross: Exactly! Like it's perfect Bakugo behavior- ignoring Deku's worries but still dragging him along haha

poulerslashes And over the course of the story midoriya grows from his timidness and anxiety into his true strong and determined self

argetcross: YESSSSSS learns how to fend for himself and to stand up to bullies. Todoroki doesn't know his name is Todoroki Shouto and he's just called Shouto. And so when Midoriya unlocks his last name, he regains memory of his mother as well as his true form. Because I'm thinking about the ending where he's all, Endeavor doesn't have power over me now. Because I know my true name

poulerslashes: Or what if other way around. He only knows the name Todoroki. His father’s name. And later he remembers the more intimate name shouto

argetcross: Ooooooooh yeah and his mom tells Deku about the child named Shouto. What if Rei's house is just like Todoroki kids. Crazy big spirit family. She tells the story over tea when the kettle is boiling and her hands tremble a little and Midoriya listens carefully to every word

What do Midoriya's friends make for him? As protection

argetcross Red shoesssss

poulerslashes Shoelaces!

poulerslashes The soot sprites kept his red shoes safe

poulerslashes I’m still not satisfied with shinsou as no face, i’ll have to think about it more

argetcross No face is like... No face

poulerslashes Yeah it could just stay no face

argetcross: also.... SHOUTOOOO. literally perfect

[the-fiction-witch]

House Sitter

REAL LIFE: COUPLE: TBS X READER RATING: MILDLY SMUTTY

Knock Knock Knock!

"Hummm?" I ask as the loud knocking woke me up

Knock knock knock!

more frantically this time so I sighed getting up and yawning slipping my slippers on and my dressing down hurrying down to the door and opening it.

"Hi honey, Look I really don't have time to explain I left my leather jacket here didn't I?" My boyfriend Thomas says as he walks in my house with a little suitcase and a backpack full of stuff over his shoulder, well I say boyfriend... we have been dating roughly three or four months now we where definitely a couple not sure if boyfriend and girlfriend just yet

"which one?" I ask a little confused by his fanatic looking

"The Dark brown one with the cosy fluff inside," he says

"On the back of the cupboard door," I tell him pointing to the cupboard under my stairs

"Ohh thanks, honey," He says getting it

"what's going on Thomas?" I ask

"Look I uh have a favour to ask you? can you house sit for me?" he asks

"why?" I ask

"Becuase my agent called me up this morning, some big name can't tell you obviously secrecy and all, he dropped out and I was the second choice but if I want it, I have to fly out on the first flight out to La this morning, and I'm gonna be gone about three months...at least." he explains "can you look after Han and Leia for me?" he asks sorting is stuff out slipping the jacket on

"uhh I guess so," I answer

"Ohh thank you honey" he smiles "It is so hard to get people this last minute. the list is on the side, their food is in the cupboard, and if you have to you can sleep in my bed" He says

"Alright, go on then" I laugh

"Thank you Y/n, I'll bring you a present back I promise" he smiles going to the door with his stuff "Right see ya" He smiles giving my cheek a kiss handing me his spare key and going off to his car.

I sighed looking at my little London house, My little London house kinda does suck compared to Thomas' movie star bachelor pad so I went and picked up lots of my clothes and some things I want or need to take with me anything else I need I can rush over and get anyway, so I packed it all up and went across town to Thomas' house using the spare key to open the door I sighed looking at the mess of clothes and washing up everywhere, he only really cleans if there are people coming over.  I saw one of his cats the little tabby han sat on the sofa it took one look at me and ran off upstairs. this is gonna be fun.

I have been here a few days now, the cats both pretty used to me now, they know I bring food that's enough for them to care I sat in his living room having cleaned it up for him looking around for something on TV but nothing so I looked around on Netflix for a while a little curious... I mean me and Thomas haven't been together that long really, I'm curious what he gets up to when I'm not around. Oohhhhh.... 90% of Thomas' Netflix list is softcore porn or movies that feature porn. It made me laugh a little finding a good movie on Netflix after a while so I went to the kitchen to make something to eat as I did I saw the cats sitting looking at me "No, I fed you, no more till dinner" I tell them and they began meowing like crazy "hey! hey! you don't yell at Thomas like this!" I complain and they stop "Ohh that's what's up? Do you miss him?" I ask and they meowed "well your daddy will be home soon kitties," I tell them giving Leia a pet I tried to pet han but he scratched my arm "Owww! Evil cat" I sigh getting some food as I looked for food I noticed something stuffed down the side of the cooker so I got the serving tongs and picking whatever it was in the gap and- "Ugh! thomas...why? how? just... what situation where you in that made you take off your underwear and stuff them next to the oven? wha- how did this happen?" I ask they looked so so so old like they have been stuffed down there for six "While Gzi was here properly " I sigh putting them in the wash.

I yawned going up and laying on Thomas' bed, it was cosy and soft I laid on my phone trying to get to sleep but I was bored and curious so I looked under the bed, just random stuff everywhere so I sat up and had a look in the little bedside draw filled with sex toys most of them clearly unclean "Uhh! clean your toys Thomas" I complain and I sighed shutting the draw "I will clean them tomorrow" I sigh just as my phone rang

"Hey y/n? how's stuff going?" Thomas asks as it went to video call

"Fine, I have cleaned so much of your house" I sigh

"Sorry it's a messy place when it's just me" He laughs "How are my babies?" he asks laying on his hotel room bed

"they are not your babies, they are cats" I laugh "but they're fine, han scratched my arm off today" I sigh

"Did he? well he's just mad he doesn't like you very much anyway" he shrugs

"Then why did you ask me to look after your cats if you know one hates me?" I ask

"Becuase your my girlfriend and I trust you to look after my house and my babies" He laughs

"I didn't know you where my boyfriend" I blush

"Course, where are my cats anyway?" he asks

"in their bed downstairs, I'm in your bed" I laugh

"are you? did you change the bed?" He asks

"Yes, it smelt like man and loneliness" I laugh

"what does Man and loneliness smell like?" He laughs

"Like you," I giggle

"Thanks" he sighed

"No, it smells like sweat, dirty laundry and jizz. that is the smell of man and loneliness, your whole house smells like that" I laugh

"I live alone what do you expect darling, what do you think I do when you're not around" he laughs

"I know, I saw your Netflix" I smirk

"ohhh? did you now?" He asks

"I did, It was interesting" I giggle

"well, we'll have a Netflix night when I get home" he smirks

I smiled making a couple of cups of teas as I heard the car pull up on the driveway, so I made the tea just as I heard the door open and the instant loud meowing from the living room

"awwww Hello my little babies, yay daddies home" I heard Thomas laugh picking his cats up han didn't seem bothered my Leia curled up in his arms and went to sleep I smiled leaning on the kitchen door

"Welcome home Thomas" I laugh

"Hey honey, how'd it go?" he asks still petting Leia

"fine, your cats are fine and happy, your house is clean, your laundry is done, your mail is on the table" I explain

"Thank you darling" He smiles "Maybe I should make you my main housesitter, have you come to take care of my babies while I'm working," He says

"Maybe" I sigh "Here, your key," I said giving him the spare key as he put Leia down

"Keep it, about time you got a key to my place anyway" he smiles giving my head a kiss.

[jjpmoans]

Hahaha no it's only a nickname. Nik, Nic, Nics, Nikkie, Nhixz are my nicknames haha about the request, just write about Jinyoung and Sehun as brothers? Lol plus oc. If you want~ I'm shy "Twin"

Ooohhh okay i got it lol. Sorry bcs my name is really 'Nik' not nickname so that's why I ask. Oohhhhh brothers. I have one for Jinyoung though. Let me include it here!

Prompt : "Well, I don't know. His stomach is spilling out. What do you think? He's fine?" + Brother!Jinyoung au

Words : 776 words

Requested by MY SHY TWIN!

"ARghhhGhhhHhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!" I scream on top of my lung as I recognise the intruder to my serenity. It is sitting ugly-ly on the plastic cover of the bathroom's water drain. My nervous system is currently working rapidly, every single muscle in me screams terror and pumping blood to all over my body.

Shakily, I reach over my towel, wrapping around my body and scream loudly for my brother-- or anyone who can hear me.

"Jinyounggggg!!! Help!!" I hang on to the sink, extremely thankful that I have a huge sink that can make me climb over. I crouch on the sink, hands clasp over my knees.

While waiting for anyone to actually realise that I'm stucked in the toilet, I am having an intense staring contest with the intruder. Once it takes a leap towards my direction, I swear I'm going to break the mirror behind me to run away. Though I know it would be impossible since the wall behind it is concrete.

Nonetheless, the door is not an option. The drain is just behind the door. One step I take to the door is like one step towards the end of my sanity.

Loud slapping against the floor is heard outside my bathroom, signalling someone is here to rescue. The door shoot open. In a split second, the creature in front of me goes flying backward, a 'splat' sound followed by a loud collision between the door and the wall makes me go berserk. My jaw hang open and my heart stops beating.

The frog--

"What happened!!!??" Jinyoung appears. His eyes scans me sitting on top of the sink, next, scanning the bathroom for the danger.

High pitched scream escapes my lips again. But not because of relief. But because of the consequence of his action.

"JINYOUNG! WHAT DID YOU DO!?? HE'S JUST BEHIND THE DOOR!!!" I shout.

He quickly steps on the cold tiles, pulling the door to see what has cause his sister to shout like a girl. It's highly unlike his sister to shout high pitched.

"What the--" his sentence stops. His eyes widens in disbelief.

"Is he dead?" I asks from the sink.

"Did I just killed him?" He returns my question with another question. He is stunned in front of the crime scene, eyes fixed to a spot where I didn't dare to see.

"If there're blood and he's stamped between the wall and the door, then you did. You killed him." I say.

"He's a frog. He's a FREAKING frog!"

"It's ugly, hideous, and gross. AND HUGE. And he's dangerous." I says deadpan.

"No frog is dangerous!" He whips his head to my direction. "Why are you crouching on the sink?"

"Do you expect me to get out if he's sitting there, looking smugly at me? You are crazy." I mutter.

I peek over his shoulder but retreat as I made up my mind not to see it.

"Is he okay?" I secretly hope he is, but not too fine. Maybe he broke a leg or something.

"Well I don't know. His stomach is spilling out. What do you think? He's fine?" Jinyoung asks sarcastically. I'm sure he's in the middle of talking to his girlfriend before he rushed here.

"Can you clean it up? There's no way I'll do it."

"Look. I've killed an innocent frog. You made me a killer. I'm out of here." Jinyoung says, trying to leave the bathroom.

"Nooooo! No Jinyoung. Give me a lift." My hands are already spreading wide. He looks terrified and disturbed with my action as he shakes his head.

"I'm not lifting you in THAT," he points out my towel.

"Please. Lift me and clean my bathroom. I'll give you pocket money." I bargain.

"No."

"Meat."

"No."

"Meat and chicken."

"Nope." He says, emphasising the 'p'

"Meat, chicken and ramen."

"Meat, chicken, ramen and pocket money." He adds.

"Okay, deal." He pulls me off the counter, my legs immediately wraps around his waist as he supports a hand behind me. Adjusting me, he walks out of the bathroom and slowly puts me down on my legs. My knees go limp and I slump against my bed.

"I'm never going to use that bathroom again." I swear in horror as I watch Jinyoung get inside the bathroom again to clean the mess that he made. "We are switching rooms. You can take this room."

"You are insane. If there's another frog in my bathroom, are you moving into mom's and dad's room?" Laughing, he asks from the toilet.

"I'll move out of this neighbourhood." I say without hesitation. Jinyoung bursts out laughing while the sound of scrubbing is heard.

[mimis-mm]

Can i request an angst for jumin having a really bad nightmare of losing mc and mc was there to comfort him.

If you wanted me to write his nightmare, well you’re not lucky cuz I’m a coward and can’t, for the love of God, write this kind of angst. I’m really sorry. Like I legit spent an entire afternoon trying to write it. But no. I’m weak af.

MC comforting Jumin who had a nightmare about losing her

Word count: 748 words

Jumin's eyes shut open while he moans your name weakly. His body and pyjama are drench in cold sweat, making him shiver. His heart is beating like crazy, and his mind is still half asleep, so he doesn't recognise where he is right away. He takes a look on your side of the bed, where you, to his relief, sleep peacefully and unharmed. Something in him wants to touch you, wake you up to make sure that you're really still here, but he doesn't want to disturb you. Instead, he gets up slowly, making sure the movements in the mattress don't disrupt your sweet dreams, then walks up to the drawers, where he takes a clean pyjama out. Jumin then changes himself in the bathroom attached to your bedroom.  

As he opens the door, he sees you sitting on the bed, rubbing your eyes lazily.  

"Jumin? What are you doing?"

“Just getting some water.” Bloody Hell, his voice is shaking. He clears his throat. "Don't worry about it."

You give him a puzzled look while he gets back quickly into the bed. Ugh, the spot where he slept is all wet. He slides closer to you, trying to avoid feeling the cold sheets. It only makes your instincts scream, so you light up the lamp on your nightstand, then face him. Your eyes scan him over and over, while your brain processes the informations.

"What is going on, Jumin?" You ask softly as you cup his cheek in your hand. "Please don't lie. Your face is all tense and you're shaking."

Wait, is he really?  

He brings his hand in front of his face to take a look at it.  To his surprise, your statement is true; he is trembling like crazy. A sigh escapes his lips, and he lays on his back under your worried eyes. He presses a hand on his chest and closes his eyes in order to better feel his heartbeat.  

It's going way too fast.  

He feels you shift position beside him, but his mind is concentrated on trying to guess his own emotional state. His hands are shaking, his face is tense up, his heart is running the goddamn Iron Man and all that is caused by his nightmare.

"Are you alright?" You whisper. "Can I touch you?"

"Yes, sorry. My nightmare wasn't about... that."

He looks at you with something glittering in his gaze. His throat tightens, making it difficult for him to finish:

"It was... much worse."  

You can feel your heart shattering at the sight of your husband in this state. You want to hug his sadness away, but you know how sensitive he is to being touched, especially when he is so troubled. So instead, you caress his hair and ask him what his dream was about. He puts a hand over his mouth, but you can see his chin shaking. Without thinking, you wrap your arms around him, pulling him into a hug that he accepts right away. He embraces you back, nuzzling his face against your chest.

"It's okay, love. Take your time." You breathe as you caress his back. "Let it all out."

His shoulders jump violently as he lets out a muffled whimper. You both stay like this for a while. You stroking his back as you whisper soothing words, and him crying in your arms, partly thankful to be able to feel your body against his, to have your scent enveloping him.

"So, how do you feel now?"

Jumin takes a deep breath, then looks up at you. His features seem more relaxed now, only leaving redden, glossy eyes as evidence that he was in a panic a moment before.

"You were killed in my dream, [Y/N]."

Oh. Oohhhhh.

"I don't remember much. Just the Sarah Choi being present with a gun and the sound of wheels creaking or something."

You feel like crying, but you suppress it to be able to support him entirely. Without any weaknesses. So, you pull him closer to you and give a kiss on his forehead.

"Jumin, I'm here now. Safe and sound."

"Yes, safe and sound." He repeats your words with a smile forming at the corners of his lips.

You lay down without breaking contact with him, still holding his imposing frame in your arms. Fingers play with his hair and continue to caress his back until he falls back asleep, having a peaceful dream, cuddled up against the person he cares the most about.

[theabominableblogger]

My Reaction to “Gotham” S2E6

Late night reaction because I can!

And I’m pretty sure half of these reaction posts for this show are gonna be posted a few days after watching the actual episodes.  So totes not in chronological order.  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

“And then Penguin just went crazy.  I mean, like crazier than I've [Butch] ever seen him.”  Whoa...

Who’s that in the background?

I actually really like Barbara’s hair in this scene. 

“Well, I'd like to help you out, Butch, but I [Theo] already have several capable, two-handed thugs in my employ.”  C’mon...

“We can put cool things on his [Butch’s] stump, like knives and mallets and stuff.”  Oh boy.

“How about a chainsaw?”  Oh man!

Has Tabitha literally been carrying around that big-ass samurai sword around just for the heck of it?

Whoa... holy crap, Jim can run!

“I [Bridget] can’t sleep.  I don’t know what to do with myself.”  Dude...

I really like this little friendship between Selina and Bridgit

Oh God, what is this?  Is this a freaking prostitution ring?

Ooooh, Bridget, your hair up looks awesome!

I will admit though, it does make her look five years older.

WHOOOOO!!! SLOW-MO SHOT!

“And for the record, all y’all suck!”  Bam!

Oh crap, I forgot about Barnes!

“Respectfully, sir, this is Gotham.”  Take a shot!

*Bruce and Alfred are training again*  Ooooohhh...

“Silver called?”  Oh my God, that smile!

Ed... what are you doing?

“And sometimes I [Kristen] feel like he’s holding something back from me [Kristen].”  MMMMMM...

“What do you call a three-legged cow?”  “Lean beef!”  “Or supper.  At my place.”  OHHHH! 

That... was actually kinda smooth.  Dang.

Lee, if only you had ANY IDEA...

*Bridget hugs Selina goodbye*  Aaawww...

*Bridget’s brothers kidnap Bridget*  NOOOOOO....

[Selina] Tell Gordon her brothers kidnapped her [Bridgit]!

Oh God, they better not...

Please God, tell me Bridgit’s brothers get killed off this season somehow!

“Dear me.  A mallet.  That’s... um... useful.”  Pffftt...

Here’s my big question:  how the heck did Tabitha and Barbara find a mallet to put on Butch’s stump?

*Bridgit kills her brothers with her flamethrower*  OOOOOOOOOHHHHH!!

Damn, she got them good!

*One of the brothers is still alive*  OH SHIT!

“... he’s fried like a taquito!”  What the heck is a taquito?

AN:  It’s basically a rolled-up taco

“Why Wayne Enterprises?”  “Who cares, all right?  There’s a freaky firefly chick on the loose with a flamethrower.  Let’s start there.”  I freaking love Bullock.

“If only you [Butch] were loyal to me [Theo].”  Oh shit.

Guys... what are we doing?!?!?

*Selina hugs Bridgit goodbye*  Aaaawwww....

Bruce looks so uncomfortable sitting at that table with the Galavans and Silver...

*sing songs*  Rain-ing...

Ed... what are we doing.... Ed?!?

Oh God, he’s gonna tell her [about Dougherty], isn’t he?

*Ed and Kristen kiss*  OOOHHHH...

“Mr. Nygma, is that you bedroom over there?”  OH SHIT!

*bug eyes at Bridgit setting another person on fire*

I will admit, Bridgit’s prototype Firefly suit looks awesome

*A bit of gasoline splashes on Bridgit’s face*  Crap!

*jaw drops when Bridgit accidentally catches on fire*

“... I [Theo] have friends in high places.”  They have to be introducing the Court of Owls this season!  I know it!

Holy crap, look at Lee being super casual despite Selina holding a gun at her

A sign of things to come...

“I’m [Selina] done talking with you [Gordon].”  *groans*

“[Kristen] You don’t need to worry about that [Dougherty coming back].”  Oh crap, he’s gonna tell her!

I’M NOT LIKING THISSS....

*Ed kisses Kristen’s hand*  WOULD YOU STOP!

“So, anyway, long story short... I [Ed] killed him [Dougherty].”  AAAAAHHHHHH!

WHY WOULD YOU [Ed] SHOW HER THAT [Dougherty’s badge]?!?!?!?

Oh God, noooooo.....

*Kristen slaps Ed across the face*  OOHHHHH!

SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT

SHIIIIIIIITTTT

HE [Ed] FREAKING KILLED HER [Kristen] OFF!  God dammit!

Oh shit, they’re [Oswald and Butch] getting the calvary ready!

Selina...

Guess what, guys?  I still don’t like Ed!

That background looked totally CGI....

OH CRAP BRIDGIT’S IN INDIAN HILL!

Holy crap, Indian Hill’s a division of Wayne Enterprises?!?!?  Get the eff outta here!