#oooooh this one freaked me out a bit

[thatsmzbitchtoyou]

Emerald Hallow Chapter 4

Summary: Steve Rogers wants to move on.  He wants to forget Peggy, and dive into the 21st century.  But this man of the past doesn’t know how to navigate being an Alpha in a modern world of skittish Omegas.  He prides himself on his self control, never wanting to harm or scare them, until something just smells too damn good…and he’s not the only one who notices.  

**plus size reader 

Warnings: abo!dynamics, smutty smut smut, name calling, eventual threesome, voyeurism, rough sex

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Bucky and Y/N went on a date the next day.  They spent all day together and then officially went out that night.  Steve was home, feeling anticipation with only a little bit of worry.  He wanted this to work.  As strange and different as it was for him, he loved his mate and loved his best friend, and if they couldn’t get along past the physical attraction he was worried what that would mean for everyone in the future.  By the time they got back Y/N was a giggly mess and Bucky looked like he was glowing.  

“Looks like you had a good time,” Steve said, giving them both a playful glare.

Bucky fought a smile while Y/N gave him a wounded look and gasped, her hand pressed against her chest.  “Steven Grant Rogers, whatever are you implying?” she said with an exaggerated Southern accent.

Steve laughed heartily as he stood to greet them.  “Alright, don’t tell me,” he chuckled while giving her a quick kiss then hugging Bucky, giving him a peck on the cheek.  Even though they had kissed they were both feeling like this was all very new and wanted to take it a little slow.  Bucky smiled widely as he pulled away.

“We went to the Di’Angelo’s for dinner, then a walk to see some of the lights,” Bucky said.

“I’m sorry, Di’Angelo’s?  Without me?” Steve accused, looking hurt.

“We got you something, don’t freak out,” Y/N rolled her eyes, producing a bag from under her coat.  

“A large meatball sub with extra provolone, and a side salad,” Bucky rattled off Steve’s order, nudging his arm.  

“Oooooh, gimme,” Steve said, giddily walking over to Y/N who held out the bag to him.  

“A way to a man’s heart is through his stomach.  How cliche of you,” Y/N laughed at him as he took the bag and went to the kitchen to plate it.

“Don’t judge me!” Steve called out from the other room.

Y/N scoffed then turned to Bucky.  “Thanks for today, Buck.  I had fun.”

“No, thank you,” Bucky said, reaching for her hand, lifting it to his lips and kissing her knuckles.  “I enjoyed getting to know you more.”

“Me, too,” she answered quietly, gazing up at him with a soft smile.  She reached her other hand up and cupped his cheek, her thumb rubbing along his cheekbone.  He nuzzled into her palm and kissed it.  

“Y’all are cute,” Steve’s voice came from the kitchen.  They turned to see him with a shit-eating grin, holding a plate as he shoved his sandwich into his mouth.

“I think we’re all pretty cute,” Y/N retorted as she gave Bucky a quick hug.  “Alright, I’m exhausted.  I’m gonna take a shower and head to bed.  You staying over, Buck?”

Bucky looked to Steve.  Steve shrugged.  “If you want to, I’m all for it.  I didn’t get a California King bed for nothing.”

“Ooh a sleepover!” Y/N hopped up and down in place.  “I call the middle!  Sandwiched between two hunky super soldiers,” she wiggled her eyebrows.  “Wet dream come true!” she smacked Bucky’s butt and laughed as she pranced to the bedroom.  Bucky blushed, his eyes widening as he looked at Steve.

Steve laughed at the look on his face.  “She’s a trip, man.”  Bucky huffed a laugh.

After everyone was ready for bed they all settled into the bed together.  Y/N was in the middle with Steve on her left and Bucky on her right.  She sighed loudly.  “Goodnight, loves,” she yawned.  She turned to face Bucky while Steve pulled her back against his front.  Bucky snuggled in close to her front, taking one of her hands and bringing it to his nose to inhale her scent as one of her legs tangled with his.  Steve’s arm that was under Y/N’s pillow reached over and squeezed Bucky’s shoulder.  Bucky turned his head and kissed Steve’s knuckles.

“Goodnight,” Bucky sighed.

“Goodnight,” Steve said, a small smile on his face as he pressed his nose into Y/N’s hair.

He was excited for what the new day would bring.

***

The next morning Steve slowly woke up as the sun shone through the blinds in his bedroom onto his face.  He snuggled closer to Y/N, placing a kiss into her hair.  A low hum came from her and Steve looked down confusedly.  It was Bucky cuddled up close to him, not Y/N.  She had already left the bed, the sounds of pots and pans clanging coming from the kitchen, the smell of pancakes wafting through the apartment.  Steve smiled and gave Bucky a squeeze, kissing his hair again.

“‘Morning, Buck,” he said hoarsely as his fingers ran up Bucky’s back.

“G’mornin’,” Bucky yawned, nuzzling further into Steve’s neck, inhaling at his scent gland.  He pressed a soft kiss to Steve’s neck, reveling in the closeness that they were still getting used to.  “Something smells good.”

“Y/N’s cooking,” Steve replied, running a hand through Bucky’s hair.  Bucky looked up at him.  Steve had always thought Bucky to be very handsome, but seeing him like this, first thing in the morning, with his big blue eyes being highlighted by the sunlight made his cheeks blush.  

“What?” Bucky asked, seeing Steve’s face redden.

“Nothing, you’re just…beautiful,” Steve said, smiling softly.  

Bucky smiled widely, his eyes crinkling in the corners.  “Beautiful?”  Steve nodded.  “I think you’re beautiful,” Bucky said, his own blush lighting up his face.  

Steve smiled then leaned down, his nose brushing Bucky’s as he stared into his eyes.  His eyes flicked from his eyes to his lips, then he slowly closed the gap and kissed him.  Bucky’s grip on Steve tightened as he deepened the kiss, pressing himself as closely as possible to Steve’s body.  Their legs tangled together, hands gripping each other, as Steve opened his mouth and licked Bucky’s lower lip.  Bucky hummed again, opening his mouth to taste him back, his tongue delving into Steve’s mouth.  

Steve still couldn’t quite comprehend that this was happening.  The kiss was different than with Y/N, what with both of them having beards, but also different in style.  Y/N was at times needy but almost always followed Steve’s lead, whereas with Bucky it was like they were fighting for who was more needy, who would undo the other first.  It must have been the Alpha within them both, making it almost like a competition.

Steve’s contemplation was interrupted as Bucky shifted to lift himself up and hover over Steve, his metal hand moving down his back to his butt, palming the cheek roughly and bringing his hips forward to Bucky’s hips.  Steve could suddenly feel the bulge of Bucky’s cock in his boxers, and as it rubbed against his cock he gasped into Bucky’s mouth.  Steve had never given up his position as the leader when it came to intimacy or sex, and although his Alpha instincts weren’t happy with him surrendering, his body was thrumming with excitement.  His hand was shaking as he reached down and palmed his own cock, slightly touching Bucky’s.  Bucky’s hips jerked against him, his metal hand reaching around and palming his own cock as well.

Steve gripped his cock and pumped it a few times before reaching over for Bucky’s, slipping past his boxers and replacing his hand with his own and starting to stroke him.  Bucky moaned then reached and took Steve’s cock in his hand.  The metal was cool, making Steve shiver, but felt wonderful against his skin.  As they jerked each other off the kissing became more lewd and messy.  After a while Bucky pulled down his boxers and Steve’s and then pushed their cocks together and gripped both of them in his metal hand, jerking the both of them off at the same time.

“Fuck…Bucky…” Steve moaned before Bucky covered his mouth again.  Bucky sucked at his lower lip, nipping it lightly, then licked in his mouth and started sucking on his tongue at the same speed that he was jerking them off.  Steve groaned loudly and stiffened as Bucky stroked them two more times before he whimpered and came in Bucky’s hand, coating his fingers and part of his hips with himself.

Bucky let go of his tongue and looked down, tugging them both a few more times to make sure he got all of what Steve had before he came, a strangled moan falling past his lips as he watched himself cum all over Steve’s lower stomach.  When he finished he fell back, releasing their cocks and breathing heavily.  As they lay next to each other Steve looked over at Bucky, who met his gaze and they both smiled, chuckling a little bit, until a faint knock on the door surprised them.

Y/N was leaning against the doorway, her hand still raised at the door as she stared at them.  She did not look happy, a small frown and a frustrated look on her face.  “Have fun without me, boys?”

Steve and Bucky sat up quickly.  “Hey, love,” Steve said, feeling guilty.  “We were just–”

“Breakfast is ready.  See y’all at the club tonight,” she said in a clipped tone.  She turned to leave before stopping and looking back at them.  “You’ve just started a war.  And I play dirty.”  She swiftly gathered her things and headed for the front door.

“Y/N, hey wait,” Steve called out, trying to clean himself up as he got out of the bed.  Bucky lay there in shock, unsure what to do.  Before Steve could reach her she slammed the door.  Steve looked at Bucky with wide eyes.  

“What did she mean she ‘plays dirty’?” Bucky asked, looking worried. 

“I don’t know,” Steve said, sitting back down on the bed.  “We should have talked this over with her.  Figured out boundaries.  Fuck…” he groaned, rubbing his face with his clean hand.  

“I’m sorry, but I’m not sorry?” Bucky said, looking at Steve.  He scooted over to Steve.  “I’m not sorry we did that.  I think we needed that, to get over the…the hesitancy between us.  But I am sorry that I overstepped the bond between you two,” he said guiltily.  

“It was just as much my fault,” Steve said.  He looked Bucky over and smiled.  “You have sex hair.”

“What?” Bucky gasped and tried fixing the hair at the back of his head.

“Let’s shower and figure out what to do about this,” Steve said as he stood and headed towards the bathroom.  

“Mmh, let’s shower,” Bucky said, following Steve with a wicked smile on his face.

[itsscromp]

Could I ask for Jason with a kid reader who sort of just follows him around when he's on patrol? And the reason why is because he saved their sister once and so they're grateful and are building up the courage to give him a gift! Something like a drawing

Jason Todd/Red Hood x reader

OOOOOH an interesting idea anon, Honestly I've been itching to write some more Jason again so I thank you for helping me :D. Word count:746

You've had it in your pocket for almost two weeks now, You needed to find him. He had to be around here somewhere. The story is, Red Hood saved your sister who worked in the diner when it was getting raided by some of the freaks gang. He took them all out so fast, Your sister seeing the whole thing and told you.

You had to do something to thank him, so you decided to make him a drawing of the whole fight, Including a few of your own twists with it like adding "Just another day of kicking butt in Gotham" as a comic bubble for red hood.

But now was the bigger issue of finding him, You didn't know where he was. He was always on the move trying to find the next bit of trouble. So every night for the next two weeks. You got out on your bike and tried to find him.

"He's gotta be here I know it" You said to yourself as you stared at your drawing one last time, you then got on your bike and rode through Gotham City.

Reaching the Financial district, you saw more freaks as they were causing destruction and mayhem. You tried to ride away but one then saw you as you tried to get away.

"Stop the kid !!!!" They shouted as you tried to pedal faster, but their brute then stopped you dead in your tracks, knocking you off your bike.

"Please don't hurt me !!" You pleaded them.

"This ain't gonna cut it, kid. Hand over everything you got !!!" They picked you up by your collar and stared at you menacingly.

"Let the kid go !!!" A voice said in the distance.

"Oh crap it's red hood !!"

You saw him as he approached the brute, he was here to save you.

"Don't worry kid your safe now" He reassured you as he then looked at the brute.

"I ain't gonna repeat it muscle head, let the kid go !!"

He smirked as he then dropped you and turned to red hood.

"Oh yeah ??, what are you gonna do about it dumb hood ??" He then charged at him while he quickly dodged him and shot him with his non-lethal bullet.

It turned into a huge brawl as you ran for safety, Watching on as you saw Red Hood kicking the freak's asses, Wow he was amazing at fighting. He fought them all off like it was nothing, Probably not even breaking a sweat.

When it was all over, All of them defeated, He looked around, Hoping you were safe. "Kid ?? Where are you ??" He looked for you worriedly.

You then slowly emerged as you went up to him. "I'm ok... Thank you"

"What were you doing here on your own ??, It's too dangerous to be out here"

"I... I was looking for you for the past two weeks" you looked at the ground sheepishly.

He tilted his head slightly in confusion. "Why were you looking for me ??"

"You saved my sister at the Gotham Diner two weeks ago, She told me how you saved her and fought off the freaks, I... I wanted to give you something to thank you."

He walked up to you and kneeled to your height as you pulled out of your pocket the drawing. He unfolded and saw your amazing creation, The eyes on his mask creasing, Indicating he was smiling under it.

"Looks like we got ourselves a little Gotham Picasso, What's your name kid ??"

"Y/n, My sister's name was S/n"

"Yeah, I remember S/n, Tell your sister that I was glad to be able to help ok y/n ??"

"I promise red hood"

He smiled again and ruffled your hair.

"Thank you for this, I really like it"

You smiled brightly and quickly gave him a big hug before you then rode back home.

"Stay safe Red Hood!!!" You shouted before you peddled quickly back home.

It was times like these when Jason remembers why he does what he does, He gives people in this city hope, a light to look up too. No matter how dark it got.

He held onto the drawing for the remainder of his patrol and when he got back to the belfry at the crack of dawn. He then hanged it on his wall. Always going to it whenever he feels down. It made him smile every damn time.

Taglist: @callofdudes @fun-k-board

[h-harleybaby]

HEY POOK!!

I found your page this morning and OH MAH LAWRD 😻 WOOF WOOF WOOF, ya know? 😔

Take your time with this request, because I don’t want you to get stressed..

But remember those Eric and Kyle oneshots? Where you are Kyle’s bf but they have their way with you? 😳 (wowzers)

WHAT ABOUT THAT WITH ERIC AND BUTTERS??? LIKE PLS ERICS GF AND BUTTERS JUST SO HAPPENS TO- AHH😩

keep me in ur thoughts 😏

- 🍒

OHHHHHH???????

I’VE BEEN LIKE- TRYING TO WRITE ANOTHER KYLE AND CARTMAN ONE BUT I SUCK AT WRITING KYLE- Cartman and Butters on the other hand???? OOOOOH MAMA (says this as I write whatever comes to mind while I’m at lunch and feeling really embarrassed about it)!! Also I’m like half sure you meant Butters x Cartmans gf reader right??? Sorry if I’m wronggg

Also dw I always think about my anons /hj I love y’all sm

Anyways, thanks to @tiniedemon and @hand-writxen for the ideas while writing. I was stuck on this for the LONGEST time and felt super bad about it. As per usual, I’M NOT SHIPPING THEM IN ANY WAY!!

HAS NSFW CONTENT

Butters x Cartmans gf reader

• Let’s be honest, Cartmans a bit of an voyeur- so when Butters came up to him real apologetic about having a lil crush on his gf it gave him the best idea

• That’s how it started, all of y’all expected it to be a one and done thing BUT NOPE

• But who tf knew that Butters was super fucking horny??? Not you-

• Anyways, the both of them take turns on you ALL THE TIME! It’s mainly because they don’t hate each other so that makes it a hell of a lot easier

• Y’all ever heard of double penetration??? YEAH THATS THEM- JUST HEAR ME OUT ON IT

• They’re both kinda impatient (difference is although Butters might get antsy he can wait, Cartman refuses to) so like, double penetration does happen quite a bit

• Butters has like, no chill tho. He’s super obvious about his crush on you and how he feels about you, dudes ALL over you and it’s kinda cute ngl. It annoys Cartman tho so it usually ends in him making Butters watch y’all fuck or something and not letting him touch you to remind him who’s gf you are

• Butters gets so whiny too, he’s desperate to touch you and he’d do literally anything Cartman tells him just for the chance of a bj or something

• Cartmans a sadist so he usually makes Butters get on his knees and beg or something. That part’s not even sexual he just likes feeling the power 👀

• Tbh Butters is a really sweet, passionate guy so most of the time he puts your pleasure before his own. In his eyes, you come first so ofc he’s gonna make you cum first even if he has to edge himself

• But omg those few times where he really lets go and he’s really rough and uses you 😩

• Anyways so enough of that, ngl Cartman really likes watching Butters eat you out. Sometimes after he jerks off to y’all he has post nut clarity and thinks he’s a lil creepy but that’s like, immediately gone because he realizes he doesn’t care enough

• Honestly, I can see Butters fucking you but Cartman being completely in control the entire time

• He says he wants Butters to edge you? It’s done. He wants you guys to overstim yourselves, DONE

• He loves seeing Butters edge you and himself. Definitely likes seeing the tears of frustration and taunting you about it, calling you his crybaby

• Butters definitely whimpers while edging himself and gets really caught up in how good you feel, hehe Cartman edges himself a couple times too while y’all do 🤭

• Hear me out, he’s super mean about cumming. Literally will not let either of you cum until he does from you sucking him off

• I dunno, orgasm denial is just a huge thing here ya know? Like in his eyes (at the moment) y’all are just fuck toys entertaining him 💅

• Cartman is such a control freak but it’s honestly kinda hot to both of y’all. Butters is definitely more on the sub side a lot of the time so it works out for you guys

• NOW YOU GOTTA HEAR ME OUT AGAIN ‼️ the both of them like watching you get yourself off using toys. Also mutual masturbation ngl. They jerk each other off while watching you <33

• Like I said, orgasm denial is a huge thing so Cartman probably makes you get off on some sort of vibrator but doesn’t let you cum for the longest time because he wants you to beg. He starts rubbing off on Butters at some point and he starts doing similar things

• Would not be surprised if Cartman makes you get off on his shoe (def a new pair he only uses for that purpose because ew, germs) while the two jerk each other off

• EHEHEHE imagine Cartman makes you fuck yourself on a dildo and watches because he says you’re not ready or even worth him and Butters dicks yet

• Definitely says you have to work for it and likes watching you do it. I swear no amount of preparation prepares you for the both of them at the same time. FUCKING ANIMALS

• Anyways, Butters is probably secretly into pegging. Just hear me out ok???

• He really really wants you to peg him while Cartman fucks you (in Cas’ words, a lil train)

• Omg so like, jerking him off while you peg him and Cartman just jerking off the whole time because damn who knew you looked super hot while pegging someone

• I feel like Cartman really likes seeing his cum on your face and at the end of y’all’s… session the two of them usually jerk off on your face and tits

• Butters definitely thinks you look super pretty with cum on you while Cartman kinda sees it as a hot degrading thing

• Sometimes this kinda stuff happens in public where they’re both horny and they literally fight over who gets a blowjob from you because they don’t have much time or privacy

• Anyways, both literally love a good creampie so you best believe that both of them do creampie you. CONSTANTLY

• Round after round man, Cartman just really likes seeing it drip out of you. Probably smacks your pussy (somewhat lightly) just to giggle as you whimper before fingering it back in

• All that is just an instant boner for both of them. THEY’RE INSATIABLE I TELL YOU, INSATIABLE

• Before y’all go out sometimes they both cum in your underwear and make you wear it out after rubbing it in, this definitely isn’t something I saw on an NSFW twitter acc that made me giggle and kick my feet

• They’ve both ruined and owe you SO MANY panties because they keep using them to jerk off or they cum in them. FOR SOME REASON IT STAINS AND JUST RUINS THE PANTIES and both of them feel so proud of doing that

HERE YOU NASTY PEOPLE I’VE FED YOU WITH THIS DECENTLY LONG DICK HCS THING

All jokes aside I really liked writing this so ty for the request babes <33

[crazylittlejester]

How do you think the Chain would react if they found out one of them had an allergy to a certain food after the hero ate the thing they were allergic to? The allergy can be as severe or as mild as you want it to be, and the hero who has the new found allergy also just found out with the rest of the group.

oooooh, okay okay

so i base Warriors’s food issues and fear of poisoning very much off of my own food allergies, and the reactions he has to said poisons (the way i write them) are based very much off of allergic reactions. So with that being said I think it would take him literally .5 seconds to understand what was happening and how to get someone a life saving potion or a fairy even though their throat is literally closing up. because he could probably recognize the symptoms just by looking at them (because i was able to look at my friend who was in the middle of trying to figure out if they really HAD just eaten an allergen and just know because I recognize those kind of panicked facial expressions and i know why someone might be testing to see if they can swallow okay and if their tongue is swollen. when something that threatens YOUR life is actively starting to threaten your friends, you kinda just know and you recognize the signs even before they start breaking out in hives)

but if Wars DIDNT have knowledge of a similar experience, i think it would take everyone a hot minute to understand the situation. food allergies are fucking weird and also fucking terrifying. sometimes your tongue is just tingling and you’re thinking to yourself “oh haha it must’ve just been spicy” or “ooh the food just has a scratchy texture” and you’re not really thinking “oh huh my life could be in danger right now-“. sometimes the same way eating spicy food makes your tongue feel is exactly how it feels when it’s swelling up because you ate something you weren’t supposed to and it takes a second for you to figure out which one it was

I headcanon Wind has peanut allergies (BECAUSE NO ONE CAN STOP ME 🫶), and if he found that out with the chain I really think it would take himself and everyone else a good minute to figure it out. Like i can see Wild making some dish with peanuts in it and Wind being like “oh this is just spicy or whatever”, and trying to either force himself to think he’s completely fine or maybe he really just doesn’t understand what’s happening to him. and i think he wouldn’t tell the others until he was dizzy and nauseous or his throat was swollen shut, because that’s what would alert him something was SERIOUSLY wrong. I don’t think he’d try to hide it from the others on PURPOSE, i just think if it was his first reaction he’d be so confused as to what was happening to him

at some point tho I think someone would honestly just grab him and try to get a red potion in him, because at some point the visible symptoms would be so obvious to the others. and if it got to a point he couldn’t drink because his throat was so swollen, they have fairies

lmao sorry for rambling and if this was a bit incoherent, i just had spicy food and accidentally freaked myself out 🥺 (<- i am stupid, and also fine, it’s just been a long day lmao). THIS WAS A COOL ASK THO AND IT GAVE ME A CHANCE TO YAP ABOUT A HEADCANON SO THANK YOU, I JUST HOPE IT MAKES SENSE AND ISNT TOO REPETITIVE

[hellfirehottie]

California Dreamin' - Eddie Munson

Chapter Two - Cherry Bomb

Content warning: mature themes, swearing, Jason Carver being a dick, discussion of sexual themes.

"Hello Daddy, Hello Mom,

I'm your chchchchcherry bomb,

Hello world, I'm your wild girl,

I'm your chchchcherry bomb!"

Cherry bomb - The Runaways

Wednesday / 1:25pm / Hawkins High School Cafeteria 

Eddie found himself exchanging fleeting glances with Nina all day Tuesday  at school. A few times she caught his gaze, causing him to blush, not being as subtle as he hoped to be. He came into school early each Tuesday  in hopes of seeing more of her; excited to see what she wore that day, hoping to overhear her laughter as she walked between classes, hoping one day he’d have the courage to speak to her. He tried to think of excuses to talk to her, each time bottling it. Still a coward, he thought.

Robin: [setting down her lunch tray, teasing] “Everyone here is talking about the new girl, any idea who that is?” 

Nina: (sarcastically) “I couldn’t possibly tell you.” 

Robin: “I heard a rumour that you went skinny dipping and someone stole your clothes.” 

Nina: “I will neither confirm nor deny.” [groaning] “I hate being the new girl.” 

Nancy: (concerned) “Rough day, hon?” 

Nina: [huffing] “Well for starters I got lost on the way to Art, didn’t realise it was in the outer building and got locked out so that was great. English was good but Mrs O’Donnell kept calling me Mina,” [blushing] “And Science was….” 

Robin: “Science was….?” 

Nina: [softly, tucking her hair behind her ear, pushing the food around on her tray] “Eddie was there.” 

Steve: [teasingly, jabbing Nina’s side] “So did you guys actually talk this time or did you both just continue to eye-fuck each other?

Nina: [rolling her eyes] “He’s my lab partner for the day. He can barely look me in the eye now, it’s awkward as hell.” 

Jonathan: “Eddie’s just a bit awkward around girls.” [under his breath] “Especially girls he has a crush on.” [Steve raises his eyebrow at Jonathan who nods, smirking, and Steve tries to hide his smirk from Nina] “Just give him time.” 

Nina: “I’m trying!” [pushing her salad with her fork, sighing defeatedly] “This ‘making friends’ thing is harder than I thought.”

Steve: [quietly to Jonathan] “Don’t think it’s friendship he’s after.” [Jonathan snorts with laughter] 

Nina: [eyes watching Eddie] “What’s his deal anyway?” 

Eddie is sat next to Dustin in a hushed conversation. Mike and Jeff are in a deep discussion over D&D theories.  Lucas, Max, El and Will are approaching the table.

Robin: “Eddie runs a Dungeons and Dragons group, they call themselves the Hellfire Club. He’s taken custody of the kids, much to Steve’s jealousy.” 

Steve: (clearly jealous) “I’m not jealous okay, he can have the little shits.” 

Robin: (teasingly) “Whatever you say, Daddy Steve.” 

Steve: (defensively) “I practically raised those boys-“ 

Nina: [interrupting, mind wandering, still watching Eddie] “I meant, like, what’s he like? You guys seem to know him well, right?”

Robin: (again, teasing) “Why do you wanna know?” 

Steve, Nancy and Jonathan suddenly went quiet, heads leaning in comically towards Nina, watching her teasingly, waiting for the gossip.

Nina: “Will you quit it?!”  [going red] “I bumped into him at the record store last week. I don’t know, he seems cool.”

Everyone at the table: [teasing, dramatically] “Oooooh!” 

Nina: [going redder] “Oh shut up!” [they all laughed in response.] 

Robin: [teasing] “You should have heard her last night, ‘How do I get Eddie to talk to me?’, ‘Eddie seems cool’ , ‘Is it lame if I make the first move?” 

Nina: [appalled] “Robin! Not cool, man!” 

Steve: “Trust me, you can do a lot better than Eddie Munson.” 

Nancy: [shoving Steve] “Hey, not nice Steve!” [to Nina] “Eddie’s a nice guy. Even if he is branded the freak of Hawkins.” 

Nina hummed in response, eyes travelling back to Eddie. 

She found him looking back at her, his cheeks going red from being caught staring. He flicked back to the D&D group, peeking around shyly to see if she was still looking, hiding behind his hair. He smiled coyly as he realised she was still looking, to which she smiled back.

Steve looks at Robin with raised eyebrows and Robin smirks knowingly.

Steve: “So my parents are away this weekend, drinks at mine on Friday night? We’ll show Nina how we do it, Hawkins style.” 

At Eddie's table / Same time

Dustin: [teasingly to Eddie] “Oooh, you’re partnered together in science? Bet there’s a lot of Chemistry in the room.” 

Eddie: “Dude, shut up.” 

Dustin: “Eddie and Nina exploring the realms of Physics together.” [he purrs] 

Eddie: (embarrassed, pink) “Seriously, if you don’t-“ 

Dustin: “Bet you wish she’d teach you a thing or two about Biology-“ 

Eddie: [slamming his fist on the table] “God damn it, Dustin-“ 

Mike: [setting his lunch tray down, nonchalant] “Woah, woah, woah, what’s with the aggression, Eddie?” [smirking to himself] “Trouble in paradise, already?” 

Eddie: [flabbergasted, flushed] “You told him?!” [Dustin waves his hand dismissively] 

Mike: [nonchalant, eating his fries] “Didn’t need to, you aren’t as subtle as you think you are.” 

Gareth: [teasingly] “She has a face, you know, Eddie!” [El giggles] 

Eddie: [head in his hands, fingers tugging at his hair, humiliated] “This isn’t happening, this isn’t happening-“ 

Jeff: (chuckling) “As long as she doesn’t have eyes in the back of her head, you’re safe, man. [the table erupts in laughter, Eddie goes red with embarrassment]

Lucas: [mocking, joining the table] “You know, Eddie, if you need any tips with the ladies, I’m your man.” [Max scoffs and throws fries at him] 

Eddie: “Wait, so everyone here knows?!” [covering his face] “This so isn’t happening right now.” 

Dustin: [scoffing] “Yeah right, Max has dumped your ass how many times now?” [clearing his throat] “Suzie and I have been together for a year and half now, I can totally teach you romance.” 

Mike: [casually] “Eddie would choose the most unattainable girl in Hawkins right now.” 

Eddie: [head snapping up from his hands, shocked] “Unattainable? What do you mean?” 

Mike: “She’s the new girl in town, everyone is talking about her, look around.” 

Eddie looks around the cafeteria. His eyes and ears focus in on other students, all gossiping amongst themselves.

Mike: “Only a matter of time before someone makes a move. I have my bets on Steve.” 

Eddie looks over to their table where he catches the eye of Nina. He blushes and hides behind Dustin, looking down at the table. When he looks up Nina is still looking at him, smiling. His smile fades when Nina turns away to continue her conversation with Steve.

Student 1: “I hear she was expelled for dealing drugs.” 

[Eddie raises an eyebrow] 

Student 2: “I heard she made a voodoo doll of another student and the girl came in the next day with a broken leg!” 

[Eddie rolls his eyes] 

Student 3: “I heard she and her coven were run out of California for trying to summon the devil! People saw them dancing around a fire in a field naked!” 

[Eddie stifles a giggle] 

Student 4: “Rumour has it she was caught giving a blowjob under the bleachers!” 

[Eddie’s eyes widen and he chokes on his pretzels] 

Max: (sassy) “Dude, chew your food! We’ve talked about this.” 

[Eddie grunts nonchalantly and waves his hand in dismissal] 

Jason: “Yo, new girl!” [the loud cafeteria quietens down to watch] 

Eddie’s hands go clammy. Jason Carver is going to make a move? Please, don’t date a dirtbag like him, he thinks. 

Nina pinches her nose in annoyance. Here we go, she thinks. 

Nina: (dryly) “Yes?”  Jason: “Is it true you put a hex on your ex-boyfriend cause he had a little dick?” [the cafeteria erupts in quiet giggles] 

Nina: [cocky] “If I did, consider this a warning Carver, it’ll be you next.”

Jason’s cocky demeanour falters, but he puffs his chest and walks towards the table. 

Jason: “You don’t know what I’m packing sweetheart, but I wouldn’t go anywhere near you anyway, it’d probably turn black and fall off.” [Nina laughs and continues to pick at her lunch]

Steve: [annoyed, standing up between Nina and Jason, lightly pushing Jason back by his chest] “What’s your problem, Carver? This macho bullshit is getting really old...” 

Jason: “My problem is the wicked witch of the South West.”  Nina: [getting angry] “Back off man, you don’t even know me.” 

Jason: (cocky, smug) “See, that’s the problem.” [he pulls a chair from the next table, straddling it backwards, facing Nina, cocky grin on his face] “I know everybody in this town, and everybody knows me.” [he takes a handful of her crisps, Nina looks at him with disgust] “I make it my mission to keep the peace here in Hawkins, and stomp out any of that Satanist bullshit your kind seem to dabble in: especially after the shit-show that was last summer,” [he turns to look at Eddie, Eddie flips him off grinning, Nina smiles a small smile] “And from what I hear of you and your witchy shit, you will disrupt that peace, and I have a problem with that.” 

Nina: [dryly, not looking at him] “I can promise you, I will take part in no human sacrifices or goat slaughtering of any kind.” [Robin stifles a giggle, Nina is now looking at Jason, determined] “But if you steal my crisps again, you’re going on the bonfire first.” 

Jason: [arrogantly] “You need a lesson in manners, bitch.” 

Nina: [annoyed] “Says the person who calls a total stranger a bitch for no reason.”

Robin: [looking at Jason with disgust] “Just ignore him, Nina.” 

Nina: “Listen man, I’m just trying to eat lunch, go dunk some basketballs or something.” 

Jason: “How about a drink with that lunch?” 

Jason dumps his slushie over Nina’s head, who gasps in shock.

Nina: [angry] “What the fuck is wrong with you?” 

Steve and Robin stand protectively by Nina’s side. The cafeteria is uncomfortably quiet. Eddie is gripping his lunch tray tightly in anger, knees fidgeting as he resists the urge to stand up.

Jason: [laughing with his friends] “Just making sure you know the order of things.” 

Nina stands determinedly up from the table and turns to face Jason. 

Nina swings around quickly, fist hitting Jason’s nose. He struggles backwards, clutching his face. The cafeteria erupts in cheers and laughter.

Principal Coleman: [loudly over the commotion] “Carver! Sloan! My office, now!” [as Nina walks past] “Nina, get yourself cleaned up and meet me in my office. Not a good start to the term, Nina.” 

2:30pm / Science Class 

Nina enters the classroom. The room goes quiet. Nina sulks to the back of the classroom. She sits on her stool beside Eddie, subdued. She sits with her head down, drawing on her notepad. Eddie subtly takes glances at Nina and her drawings. 

Eddie: (shyly) “Hi.”  Nina: (surprised) “H-Hi.” 

Eddie: (concerned) “You okay?” 

Nina: [deflated] “Guess you saw that little show in the cafeteria, huh?” 

Eddie: (chuckling) “Who didn’t?” [notices Nina’s glum expression, softens] “Don’t worry about it, the cliques of Hawkins will have something new to talk about by the end of the week.” (Sarcastically) “And order will be restored.” 

Nina: (snorting) “Right, sure.” [frustrated] “I really didn’t think Hawkins would be like this.” [tapping her pen in annoyance] “Didn’t think I’d be dealing with jerks like Jason again.” 

Eddie: “Jerks like him are inescapable.” [trying to lighten the mood] “Is it true you said you’d put him on a bonfire first?” 

Nina: (sheepishly) “Guilty. Not my most witty response.”

Eddie: (curiously, amused) “And that you hexed your ex boyfriend?” 

Nina: [laughing lightly] “That one is definitely not true.” 

Eddie: [happy Nina is lightening up] “Hmm, how about….” [turning to Nina, smiling coyly] “That you dropped out because you were fucking a teacher?” 

Nina: [nose scrunched] “Ew, no! People really think that? That’s gross!” 

Eddie: [grinning] “How about that you were expelled ‘cause cheated on your midterms by tattooing the answers on your arm?” 

Nina: [dryly, sarcastic] “Maybe “mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell” is my dream tattoo.” 

Eddie: [giddy] “That you flashed a police officer to get out of a speeding ticket?”

Nina: [amused, pink] “Well I’m not proud of that one but…” 

Eddie: “I made that one up actually, but good to know.” [Nina gawks and shoves him playfully, Eddie sits, bouncing, happy] “That you’re fleeing California ‘cause you went all Bonnie and Clyde and robbed a bank?” 

Nina: [laughing harder now] “You’re just making shit up now!” [Eddie nods, grinning] “Man, I wish it was as cool as that.” 

Eddie: (curiously) “Why did you leave California?” 

Nina: (uncomfortable) “I-“ 

Mr Clarke: “Eddie, Nina, quietly please.” 

Nina and Eddie blush and look back to their work. Eddie struggles to sit still with excitement. We’re finally talking, they both think.

Eddie slides a piece of paper over to Nina, with the words written on: 

Eddie: Made a voodoo doll of your arch nemesis? 

Nina giggles and writes back: 

Nina: tempting, but no. 

Eddie: Starred in a Van Halen music video? 

Nina: I wish. 

Eddie: Your dad is a drug lord and you’re his mule? 

Nina: Neigh. 

Eddie reads the message and bites his hand to stop him laughing hard. 

Eddie smiles. He ponders, his gut flipping, but takes the risk. 

Eddie: Gave a blowjob under the bleachers and got caught? 

Nina snorts at Eddie’s note, a few people turn to look at her and she blushes with embarrassment. 

Nina: not my proudest moment. 

Eddie stares at the paper for a few moments, cheeks red. He doesn’t know whether to feel jealous or laugh.

Eddie: You’re in witness protection? 

Nina: My cover is blown. 

She looks up and winks at Eddie. He flushes, pencil clammy in his hand. 

Nina: Half of Hawkins think they know me already, not very top secret, is it? 

Eddie ponders her message. Before he can reply, she takes the paper again and writes. 

Nina: Guess there really is no starting over, huh? 

Eddie looks up and Nina gives him a sad smile. 

Eddie: It’ll calm down soon, don’t worry. Trust me, I’ve been there more than once. 

Nina looks at the paper confused. 

Nina: with Jason? 

Eddie scoffs to himself and scribbles on the paper. 

Eddie: His crew and him went on a witch hunt for me last summer. 

Nina smirks and corrects Eddie’s grammar, Eddie rolls his eyes. 

Nina: Wow, two witches in Hawkins, we should start a Coven. 

Eddie smirks and crossed out ‘witch’, and replaces it with ‘wizard’, which makes Nina laugh loudly. Mr Clarke shushes her, but watches proudly as the two exchange notes and smile fondly at each other. 

Eddie: Coleman got you in detention? 

Nina: Tomorrow after school. 

Eddie: Want company? 

Nina looks at him confused. 

Eddie: Look out the window in 5 minutes.

Eddie: [raising his hand] “Mr Clarke? Can I go to the bathroom please?” 

Mr Clarke: “Make it quick, Munson.” 

Nina watches him with raised eyebrows as he walks out the classroom, smirking as he does. Nina watches the clock as five minutes pass. 

As she looks out the window she sees Eddie in the car park in the short distance, standing next to a car she recognises as Jason’s. 

Eddie twists the tyre pressure valve and watches as the air deflates out of Jason’s tires. 

Next chapter : Chapter Three - Freak

[survivalist-anon]

Log 26: "Great, now there's two of them"

The scenic route had calmed the tension between Fjord and Ronnie. The two were discussing on Fjord's misadventures with me in town. I was just simply listening quietly, just giving myself time to think a little.

Walking down the thicket, the smell of wet pine needles had resurrected a recent memory of mine...the first time I saw an Astartes....that....horned one. It's been surreal to see how diverse these guys are so far....but it makes me wonder what else I don't know about their lives...maybe something I shouldn't know.

"-and then, she opens the air lock, and BAM the alien gets sent into space! Man, you really ought to watch it like man. It's a classic.", Ronnie had just finished explaining the whole plot to Aliens, Fjord was listening intently.

"Ay, sounds like a brave guardsman, this... Sigourney. Hmmm...", I've always found it interesting that somethings tap into the minds of others as either fiction or real.

This whole experience has been so unreal, ever since that day....why did it comeback to the very same spot? Considering what has been going on, did grampa have anything to do with that horned Astartes?....or was it just a freak encounter....

Fjord raised his head up, sniffing the air a bit, "ah we're here. Almost in the same spot too.", as the three of us emerged from the tree lining, we were more than 'in the same spot ', we somehow ended up right on the same patch of concrete wall where Fjord was hit with those huge guns.

"I see they have yet to patch up the wall...Ha, laziness I suppose....or everyone is dead.", Fjord casually stated.

"Dead?!", Ronnie exclaimed, "W-what do you mean dead?".

Fjord tilted his head to him, "Well for starters lad, Imperial Fists never leave a job undone. Secondly, for the job of an Imperial Fist to go ud-"

Suddenly, a familiar shout echoed from the other side of the wall.

"PASSWORD!"

Fjord knew exactly who that was, and he was going to take his chance, he gave the both of us a mischievous grin. "YOUR MOTHER!", he heartily shouted.

Ronnie just stood there in amazement. "bruh... really?"

I for one was expecting another shoot out, "if anyone takes out a gun, cover your ears."

"wait they're pack heat??", Ronnie snapped his head towards me.

We could hear the scuffled stomping of metal boots, momentary labored huffing and the unfortunate clicking of someone loading a firearm. I look up and see the world's grumpiest looking mask I have ever seen, it practically had a permanent frown. "WRONG PASSWORD YOU SON OF A- ohh it's y-WAIT WHY DO YOU HAVE TWO OF THEM NOW!?!".

"Oh hey, nice to see you again, please don't shoot us again.", I give a friendly wave hoping he recognizes us from last time.

I could see he was looking at all three us, flabbergasted a bit. ".... DOES ALDERCON KNOW YOU'RE HERE!", he shouted back.

I look to Ronnie to see his reaction, he seems to be getting exited about the situation, a bit scared but he's perked up.

"damn, th-thats a huge gun...", he looks to Fjord's utility belt and sees his piece. "Oooooh...what caliber is that?", he sheepishly asks.

Fjord looks to Ronnie, "ugh .75 I believe, some use bigger shots for bigger targets-", he shoots his head to the fist, "-Ugh no he doesn't know! Surprise visit really!", I could tell the unexpected visit was going to cost us.

The guard was pacing back and forth, grumbling to himself, "ALRIGHT! BUT IM ONLY LETTING YOU IN BECAUSE YOU AND YOUR HANDLER HAVE A HOSTAGE!", he then disappears back from the top of the wall, thudding down the stairs.

Ronnie looked at the both of us, "What the? Hostage??? You guys tricked me or something?!"

"No no, let him think that, just don't make any sudden movements, comments or anything. These guys are like the jughead's back at Tallimook? Yeah, think that but way more serious.", all us then turn our heads to a near seamless door appear at the base of the wall.

"Come on. You will be escorted to Aldercon himself.", he turns to somebody out of our line of sight, "Search the new comer.", is the three of us reluctantly walk through the door way, two other Marines, one blue and another yellow one are standing guard with him.

"Well well well, I had heard that there was a handler chosen after all this time, which one is it? The female or the male?", the blue one coldly asked. "Hmf, the female most likely.... considering the Astartes." The yellow sneered, Fjord had mentioned to me that his group of Marines had always been seen in a bad light...it makes me wonder what is the reality of Space wolves in that case.

Fjord understandably gave a low growl, "you'll show respect for my 'handler'.....", I could practically see his hair stand on end.

Ronnie stuck to me like glue, "dang, this is some intense shit. Also why does one of them looks like Big Blue?".

The one with blue snapped his head towards us, "That showboating fool?! An absolute disgrace to the Ultramarines! Instead of seeking the rest of his chapter, he's gallivanting around....the Codex does NOT allow for such a grievous waste of time.", he groned.

"Hey man c'mon, he's saving lives and stoping some serious crimes in Philly. Shits serious down there. At least he's helping.", I guess Ronnie was a fan of Big Blue than.

I turn to Ronnie and whisper, "please this isn't a time to be brave, these guys are the real deal. Like straight from...where ever they're from.", unlike Fjord, I couldn't read these guys for the life of me. Whether it be their helmets or cadence in their tone....these guys were scary.

"How would you appreciate your soldiers in your homewold's army doing the same thing? Would that not be subordination?", doubling down on his opinion.

"Oh come off it! Besides, we need good rapport with the Earth mortals, I'm certain your primarch wouldn't be too upset about it. After all, he is probably enjoying his new found purpose.", the guard retorts. "Now move it.", returning to his gruff demeanor.

Motioning to the both of us, Fjord turns to us and nods, "do not worry, I'm never out numbered.", shining a mischievous grin.

I genuinely felt safer knowing that at least. I turn to Ronnie to see he was looking around cautiously. "Lorey, did ...did you go through here?"

I shake my head, "no, we went over the wall actually. That's what that big hole was."

"Speaking of which lass, you fists forgot that hole in the wall or something? Or were you all finding a nice frame for it?", he chuckled.

The two fists look at each other with shock, I guess from their perspective there was any hole.

As we walk to the other side, we can see that there was a little more activity than last time. More Marines were walking around, just tending to their own chores and such. There was that friendly marine, Sha'kal, monitoring a group of them, it looks like they're doing some military exercises. As we pass by I could see he glaces back, that smile beaming like always and a friendly.

Funny enough, the other Marines saw that, glanced at our direction to see who he was waving at. One stopped as he was jogging, causing a domino effect while the furthest in the back made a sudden stop.

The both of us winced a little, "Oops, sorry!", I had to apologize.

"Hello Lorey, it is a pleasure to see you and Fjord again! Oh and don't worry, they're fine! Right gentlemen?", as he addressed three of them on the ground getting up, groaning from their own pile up.

Ronnie's eyes were wide open, if it was anymore hammed up he'd rubbing his eyes. "Woah...I...ugh...I thought-".

"That they were all in mechanical suits? No you're half right but that's all muscle down there.", personally, I was enjoying the view.

"...yeah....ugh...they're...huge...all of them...", he glanced at Fjord who waved back Sha'kal, he started to put the pieces together. He leans to whisper, "Are these guys like....super mutant government experiments or something?".

The guard fist snaps his head to him, "Watch it mortal! We're angels of the Imperium.".

"...no idea what angles these guys have seen but ok go off.", Ronnie grumbled.

Off into the distance, Aldercon had finally arrived to the surface from another entrance, he was out of his big, bulking yellow armor and into something more akin to a standard military uniform of a high ranking officer.

"Miss.Drake! I see you have breached our agreement in a record time of 70 hours, 20 mins and 48 seconds. Hmf, calculations correct as always.", he didn't seem too angry but that snide comment of his was a good sign he wasn't too pleased. Makes sense.

He marched right up to Ronnie, immediately intimidating him. Looking at him up and down like newly recruited meat. "....Stand up straight, boy! James has relayed quite a lot about you so I expect the best out of you. So far, you have the stance of a slacker, but I can you have guts, a newly acquired chip on your shoulder to boot .... likely grieving for someone's loss, my condolences....., yet James has told me you have the qualifications of a team leader. Good. Now then.....Miss.Drake why have you breach our agreement in keeping our existence safe?". The stoic tone in his voice was giving me the strangest sense of anxiety...than again.

"It seems we may have a... situation on our hands....one of the rangers from my work place was....killed.", I would imagine the next thing was going to happen was some semblance of a report, hopefully I'm not one filing anything.

Ronnie within every word Aldercon commanded he had stood straight like a soldier, at first it was an immediate response in fear until he heard Jame's name. "Wait hol'up you know James?", he looked Aldercon in the eyes, which was considerably a big mistake.

The Ronnie's colors flushed from his face with a shift of Aldercon's eyes. His knees even started to shake a little.

"....Yes....I do know your boss James. Like Miss.Drake, he was my handler when I had first come to your world.", the look on Aldercon's eyes was one of hatred or anything truly malignant, but it was akin to being starred down but a large animal.

I put my hand on his shoulder. "It's ok Ron, he isn't going to do anything. These guys have a ....rather complex life, trust me they're serious for good reason. But they're not going to hurt you. I promise.". The look of worry on Ronnie's face was telling.

Shaking his head a little, Aldercon than turns to Fjord. "Don't you think you're out of my line of sight fuzzball! That stunt of yours with the law enforcement officer could have cost us.".

Fjord gave an awkward smile, he knows what he did. "Hehe... At least I missed?".

"Come, I believe we need to register our.... reluctant new mortal here.... considering he works close with you and James, I believe it would be wise to have.... extra eyes.", he turned around, heading towards the same entrance we had gone in before.

Loosening up a little now that Aldercon wasn't looking at him, Ron let out a heavy sigh of relief. "Bruh, Lorey...how does he know James?! What the hell is a handler? A-and-", he stopped mid sentence and saw the training group from earlier, it seemed that that were now just taking a quick break and tossing around what looked like a huge football, but I could tell it looked HEAVY. I could even hear the impact of the ball hitting there palms from all the way where we were standing.

I turn to see what he was looking at, "aw, they know how to play football."

The wheels in Ronnie's head were definitely turning, "Lore...these are built different... aren't they".

"yeah, they' are....they definitely are....", I responded.

"......why do....we feel like they're....ugh...", Ronnie couldn't find the words to say without them likely sounding insulting.....but it was probably the same thoughts as me.....

~~~~~~~~

Later, heading down into the fort, I could see Ronnie had begun to feel a lot more awe struck rather than worried.

"Daaaang this place is huge! It's like some secret government agent kind of shit.", his head was looking at pretty much all the same things I had been looking at.

The bustling construction on some of the walls have moved on to other parts of the underground fort.

"Now, 'Ronnie', what you see here has no affiliation with any of your planet's government agencies, national administrations or any corporate or political group. We are our own governing body here.", Aldercon concluded stoically.

The tilt of Ronnie's head was hard to miss, "I'm sorry...did you say 'planet', like....y'all from outer space?".

I remembered that Fjord would sparingly allude to them coming from some other world but to actually be confirmed this by Aldercon is definitely a little bit more heavy. "Ugh, can you better explain that actually? I think this is the first time I'm hearing this too.".

His eyes shifted to view both of us individually, like a mounted camera, he let out a heavy yet strangely gentle sigh for a man his girth.

"If you two will make the assumption that we as the Astartes, warriors and guardians of the Imperium are ....as some would understandable consider us...."aliens"....as per the definition of 'someone from a different/foreign land'....you both would be correct... however -", he leans over the both of us, shadowing us like a great wall.... probably comparable to the fort's concrete wall outside.

"-we....are human.....not Xenos....do you understand me?". His stare would burn holes into our brains if he could....

I nodded my head, I look to see Ronnie nodding his head as well....

"Good...now.... about that rouge marine....", he concluded.

End of log 26

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[ohnococo]

Okay I’ve got multiple questions in one of your up for it! (If not, that’s totally okay!)

Who from jjk do you think would be into BDSM, have a spit kink, have a foot fetish, have a praise kink (giving and/or receiving), have a piss kink, and have a bondage kink

Oooooh I have THOUGHTS but to keep it concise: (spoiler it is NOT concise but I’m leaving that there to expose my own foolishness. thoughts on where I put people below the cut)

Cw for cbt, piss, bdsm, bondage, everything in the ask.

BDSM

For clarity’s sake, I mean actual participating member of the community.

Naoya - please I know it’s not popular but this man wants his sack stomped so bad. He wants his dick squeezed so hard it hurts riiiight when he’s about to cum. He wants to call someone mommy and he wants them to make him cry, like SOB.

Kenjaku - they want to try everything tbh so the lifestyle makes that easier. Once they get into Geto’s beautiful body and find out about fetlife??? Kenjaku is getting arouuuuund, humans are so much more open with their proclivities these days and they love it. Particularly loves shibari, caning, breathplay.

Spit Kink

Gojo - he wants spit in his mouth and he wants it BAD.

Geto - he wants to spit in your mouth, have you open wide for him, fingers pressed gently to your tongue, and let it drip slowly down into your mouth. Loves letting his spit drip slowly down to get you nice and wet before head too. Eye contact the WHOLE time.

Foot fetish

Gojo - dude is just a toe sucker. Sheepish about it because this one is more well known and he got teased for it early on. But he sees some painted toenails or pretty feet?? His balls are tingling. He’s gettin at them feet any chance he can get too, and if you give him a foot job? He’ll do anything for you. Like he’ll fully have to talk himself out of telling himself he’s in love with you.

Nanami - okay this one isn’t a full on fetish for him buuuuuuut he offers to give you a foot massage that segues into sex suspiciously often. He shows it in little ways though: kissing the arch of your feet when your legs are over his shoulders, starting from your toes when he slowly kisses his way up between your legs. Oh, and the deep yet pathetic little noise he lets out when you press your foot to his cock over his trousers.

Praise kink

Ijichi (giving AND receiving) - he gives the love he wants to receive and does it happily. Telling you all the things he loves and appreciates about you gets him hard, like the sweetest little affection boner. Likewise for hearing any bit of praise from you. Like it’s fully dirty talk for him, you can be on the phone praising him while he jerks off and he’ll cum so hard (same for him rambling out praise to you until he cums).

Yaga (giving) - he just gives me service too vibes and praise is a BIG part of that for him. As stoic as he comes across in real life he’s always paying close attention, and quickly picks up any little thing you could possibly be given praise for. He has to tell you, encourage you, let you know how much he loves seeing you be so good, and it makes his heart and cock swell.

Choso (receiving) - tell him he’s good enough, please! Big affection boner guy, big positive reinforcement works type. So those wires get crossed into a praise kink easily.

Piss kink

Gojo - he’s a little freak, you won’t convince me otherwise ✋🏼 I’m not just talking pissing while you’re getting fucked. He wants you to piss ON HIM.

Sukuna - he falls more towards the like omorashi end of things. He doesn’t care if you feel like you have to pee, you’re close, just cum and if you piss on him you piss on him 👀

Naoya - this is another dude that wants to get pissed on. He also lowkey likes the humiliation aspect of being forced to piss.

Bondage kink

Gojo - he likes being forced to keep his guard (and infinity) down to get bound properly, he almost feels held like this.

Toji - it really really takes the right person, but he just likes the attempt to restrain and control him by someone he trusts.

[seducemefanficsandheadcanons]

since you were begging for asks earlier, heres a curious one. let's say Seduce Me gets remade with updated art and updated writing, etc etc. if there was one thing you'd want changed and/or added, what would it be? and while we're at it, is there anything specific you'd want to stay as is?

Oooooh I like this one!!! I love the game, but there are definitely things I wish were done differently. (Other than the obvious like typos and glitches)

It's kind of long, but here you go:)

I personally really enjoyed the art, but I do wish the boys sprites had gold eyes when enthralling MC. I think it would have been a nice detail.

I would love to see the backstories fleshed out more. Michaela Laws said that things in Damiens backstory for example, that she didn't include (how much worse can it get😭) I think it would be really nice to get more details for the boys and the grandfather's background.

I'd like the story to be longer, like more individual scenes with each incubus before the big confession. I enjoy a fast burn but DAMN.

And more scenes with all of them. I love the brother's dynamics, and I wish we saw more of them together.

Maybe an ending where she let them stay without dating them. It doesn't necessarily have to be a poly ending (though I think many people including myself would enjoy) but they all become MC's found family.

Option for a male or gender-neutral MC.

More Malix in general. He is an incredible character who adds so much to the game, and his VA is uber talented. I saw on Michaela's Tumblr that she originally planned for Malix to attempt to burn down the mansion, and this would be so freaking cool! I wish we would have gotten this.

Less copy and paste, which I feel is a given.

I'd really like it to be NSFW if I'm being honest. Like, the sex scenes don't even have to be voiced (Though no one would complain if they wereeee) but like the writing aspect of it would be really nice.

I think MC's grief should be explored more. I discussed this with someone recently about Mika sleeping in her grandfather's room right after his passing, and I feel like maybe her grief was almost skipped over.

I think it would be nice to see MC being a college student rather than high school, but being as the second game is already made and has an established age, this probably wouldn't be possible.

More discussion of magic, and MC's ability to use magic.

Things I'd like to stay:))

First and foremost, VOICE ACTORS!!! I cannot stress enough how much I appreciate the VA talent in the game. I genuinely can't see another actor playing any of the incubi, Malix or Diana.

I really enjoy MC being a bit snarky and tough, but not so brave that it becomes unrealistic. Like she isn't Oh My GaWd ThErE aRe HoT gUyS but she also isn't like "I can do this easy and could fight this on my own!" because she knows it isn't easy and does recieve help from them.

Simon tabby. I don't feel I need to elaborate this.

The original scenes where MC gives her chosen incubus energy. Like, I'd like them to be more unique to the incubus BUT I don't think locations should change, and the art could still be similar to the last time.

I like how Diana comes across as a villain in the first game, and I don't think she should be changed. The second game was her redemption ark and changing her in a rewrite would make it less...redemptiony.

MC fighting Lissete. Favorite part of the game. (Though, I do think MC should have gotten like, suspended at the very least.)

I might think of more, but these were the ones I could think of right now. Thanks for the ask!

[gothmikasagf]

Hello! I was wondering if I could request a romantic Hazbin Match up! I am using this in other blogs, hopefully that's not a faux pas.

I'm Olivia.

Pronouns: She/her and female Sexuality: Straight

Style: My style ranges depending on my mood but it consistantly falls into three categories of dresses (Usually knee length with a fit and flare waist), comfy (Sweaters and comforters), and sexy (Think corsets and bustiers.). I like wearing make-up and styling my hair into cute styles (Sadly I suck at braiding.) Shoes… honestly I think I like all shoes except crocks. I love Nail art too!

Hobbies/Interest: Drawing, singing, gaming, reading and shopping. I like trying out new things from activities and foods. Favorite subjects are history, mythology, and computer science, and I like building furniture when I have a guide.

Book genres: Romance, Fantasy, Historical, and Mystery

Personality: I'm called a social butterfly by everyone I know. I've also been told I have a tendency to adopt introverts into my circle and care for them. No joke, I've been invited to place because I'm willing to talk to strangers and not shy away from conversation. I've been told that I'm very entertaining to be around because I'm very bubbly and animated in my interations because I like making people happy.

Jokes on everyone because internally I'm very shy and a nervous wreck, I just know how to hide it well. I definitely can suffer from feeling inadequet and have imposter syndrome XD Honestly to quote my favorite character: I'm an insecure, neurotic control freak… on crack. I can also be materialistic and enjoy buying jewelry.

I'm very protective over my loved ones, think "Hurt them, I hurt you and no one will find the body." I tend to hover over loved ones if they are sick or sad and help take care of them.

I also can definitely be a bitch but usually the other person deserves my ire. I also will hold grudges if people backstab me. They can say they are sorry but I will not trust them again nor will I let them near my circle of people. I can also been

Oooooh I love spicy foods, baked goods, and love trying to make new dishes or eating them.

Love Languages: Physical Touch: I love to cuddle, hug and everything else under the sun. If I'm kissed on the forehead, I will swoon. Emotional: This is a must because if there's no emtional connection why is there a relationship to begin with. I want to be able to talk to my partner and them to me no matter the situation. Both the good and the bad. Gift giving: I don't care what kind of gift, for me it's the thought that counts that I was on his mind.

My type: I'm very specific in my type so I'mma choose two good and one bad: I want someone loving and caring, and not a jackass. Otherwise I will be the one punching them.

I match you with...

Lucifer Morningstar!

I feel like he would benefit from someone who's a bit of an extrovert and pushes him to get out of his house a bit more but that also understands how he feels

It would take him a while to get warmed up to you but when he does prepare for him to be constantly by your side and showering you with gifts.

Always notices your outfits and showers you in compliments. Please do the same for him.

He thinks you're so cute when you show your protective side. He's the most powerful in all of hell and will most likely be the one protecting you, but don't mind him melting into a puddle if you threaten someone Alastor who tried to cross him.

Hope you enjoyed it! Feedback is always appreciated!

[cosmica-galaxy]

More eggie stuff! Maybe they like spot a crack on their egg and start freaking tf out then suddenly a little hand pops out and their like “Oooooh oh okay yea tiem to panic for a different reason”

I'm going with Phobos on this one~ -- "WHO DID THIS?!" The shout that resounded through the directors office startled all who were present as Phobos stands at the top of the stairs, holding the precious egg that he and his Player were gifted after they paired up in his arms. His single eye glowing with fury. At first, the rest of the staff were confused at why the Director seemed to be so furious. But once Phobos holds out the egg, it all becomes clear. There was a large crack in the egg near the top. "WHICH ONE OF YOU LESSER BASTARDS FRACTURED THE EGG?!" Phobos yells out in a fury as all of the staff members worriedly look towards one another. "So....nobody knows." Phobos growls as he descends the stairs. "I leave the room for a single MINUTE and come back to find my precious offspring harmed and not ONE of you insolent underlings SAW ANYTHING?" Phobos snarls at the nearest scientists, causing them to back off and flinch in response to his aggressive approach. Phobos idly rubs the egg as his gloved fingers trace over the crack tenderly. "This is a MAJOR emergency! The Player's egg has been brought to harm by an unknown assailant that is probably STILL lurking around in this room! Who knows what bacteria and other FILTH is threatening the health of our shared holy offspring now that their protective casing is breached!?" Phobos growls, holding the egg tenderly in his arm as the scientist around him tremble. Then, the main door opens as Jeb begins to make his way into the foyer, his arms filled with papers. Phobos instantly locks onto him, his paranoia riding high.

"YOU." Jeb only has a moment to react when he's suddenly rushed and picked up by the director, startling him and causing all the papers to fall out of his arms. "YOU DID THIS." "I--WHAT? I just walked in!? What did I do--" "Don't play innocent with me, Christoff! YOU FRACTURED MY EGG!" "I--WHAT??!" Jeb takes a moment to look at the egg in the Director's protective embrace, finding the crack on top of the egg, finally understanding what he's being accused of. He grunts and struggles a bit as the larger grunt picks him up off the ground, single eye glinting in malice. "YOU HAVE BEEN CONSPIRING AGAINST ME! BUT TARGETING MY UNBORN YOUNG IS A NEW LOW FOR YOU." "I JUST WALKED IN TO GIVE YOU REPORTS--" "IRRELEVANT! You were just waiting for the opportunity to sneak in and harm my precious egg! I SHOULD KILL YOU WHERE YOU STAND, YOU LYING USURPING--" Then, Jeb lets out a loud shout through the grip on his shirt. "I CAME TO GIVE YOU REPORTS ON YOUR EGG!" Jeb yells out through bared teeth as the Director finally pauses. Jeb continues as he has an opening to hurriedly explain himself. "YOUR EGG IS DUE TO HATCH! THAT'S WHY I'M HERE!!" The air in the office suddenly goes silent and still before a little known sound suddenly makes itself known to everyone in the room. Crack! Phobos drops Jeb like a hot stone as he turns towards his egg, eye now widened with realization as the crack on the egg suddenly gets bigger. Jeb coughs on the ground as the other employees of the office look on as Phobos is suddenly fixated on his egg that begins to move and more and more cracks develop on the shell. "It...It is hatching..." Phobos mutters in an awestruck manner as the little egg can be felt wiggling in his hands as more splinters and fractures appear. Then, the top of the egg is suddenly broken apart and a little glittering grey face appears. Poking out from the shell, it begins to make little squeaks and whimpers, making Phobos's eye glitter and sparkle with mirth. It was a sparkling pudgy infant with a red-like circlet designed into their very skin around their head. Their skin shimmered like the Player's iridescent strings and they were happily vocalizing to signify a healthy hatching. "My heir!! My heir to my empire has been born!!" Phobos cheers as he holds the infant close to his body while the surrounding staff clap and cheer. The tense atmosphere disappearing in an instant. Jeb merely stands up and brushes himself off, just happy that the hatching of Phobo's child seemed to pacify the Director. At least...for now. He begins to pick up all of his papers as Phobos nuzzles and coddles the new arrival lovingly as the staff congratulate the Director. Jeb leaves after picking up the papers and even takes it upon himself to spread the news to other members as he passes by. Once the Player returns, they are gifted the sight of their lover holding onto a new arrival and the three officially unite together as you greet your new little one. You didn't know much about the utter meltdown that Phobos went through earlier that day, but you would be getting the full story from Jeb once you both meet up for your usual check up of your little one.

[gurathins]

talk about ur ocs house decoration preferences NOW!! are there any things klara and toby disagree on in terms of decor and design ....

on it boss 🫡 okay so at first i'm going to talk abt their own preferences and then how they decorate the apartments they live together at and like. what do they disagree on NFNNGNXB

Klara likes somewhat colorful things but she's also not into, well, too many colors at the same time. She usually makes a color palette for her living space and buys things accordingly. She mostly prefers dark reds and browns and greens in her decor, but also likes blue a lot. The only exception are her pillowcases that are basically Whatever Color/Pattern (tm) because she's very much into buying pretty pillowcases as collections.

She doesn't like that much decorations everywhere, but would definitely have some kind of art posters or postcards, fairy lights (or other kind of fun light to use during evenings), candles (she doesn't usually light them but just enjoys how they look; nothing with a strong scent bc she's allergic to strong scents) and lots of pillows. She likes different candle holder and vases, too :) An interesting part of her decor is that she also likes to have a water carafe around. Klara's shelves are basically full of something like this + books:

She's also very much into band posters and showing off her vinyl collection (not in a "i'll nail these to the wall" way but "i'll have them prettily stand on the shelf" way). She changes the first album every now for aesthetic reasons but the rest of collection is organized in 1) alphabetical order (artists) and 2) chronological order (artists' albums).

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Tobias's decoration preferences tend to be more... minimalistic? It got very used to "organized" areas bc its mom always made it take care of its room and all and thus it's like, well, it likes it when there's not a lot of clutter? I'd even say it gets a bit anxious if there is too much stuff around it... Toby prefers practicality over aesthetics and tends to use boxes and books as a way to decorate its spaces, like these:

He'd basically put literally anything there tbh. You open one box, it's full of skincare stuff. You open another box, it's Toby's large collection of stationery (especially post it notes and pens). You open a third box, there's random stuff like journals and notebooks and different booklets, with its doctorate diploma on the bottom.

I could technically list out all the "non-practical" decorations it had in its apartments, which are

a small Newton's cradle

that one cat plushie it got from its dad when it was like. 2?

a small figure of a video game character it likes

small plastic plants x 4

small glass cat x 2

It likes decorative/fairy lights or floor lights and rarely (if ever) uses the ceiling lights. Its color preferences tend to be on dark-ish, desaturated colors bc 1) it likes them and 2) Toby's prone to have migraines. (honestly just look at its uni apartment). It also likes a splash of yellow or red every now and then :)

Tobias also tends to prefer comfort over everything else so he'd just have, well, tons of pillows and quilts. Then there's that beanbag of his which he likes to curl up and just sleep on.

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Toby & Klara tend to have a somewhat similar taste in decor, not counting the differences in colors. They do have colors they both enjoy and tend to mostly use these (browns, greens and reds + yellow and blue). Obviously, considering they both are kind of very into organizing stuff and having tidy places, they have, like, funny vases and candles and stuff on shelves, along with decor friendly boxes. Tons of pillows on furniture, pretty posters or drawings on the wall.

One thing they both disagree and in a way agree on is plants. Toby's a bit of a freak that's basically really not into things that are like, well, "dirty" or from nature bc its brain goes "oooooh what if there's something on it that will make me sick" or "what if there's lots of bugs in it and-" and stuff like that which basically makes it say Big No to plants.

While Klara does like plants and would love to have them, she's also like "hm do we have time to take care of them? hell no" and so she basically agrees not to get them.

Additionally, considering how they'll later have two cats in their second apartment, they'll be like "hm there's some plants that r toxic to cats" and stuff like that so they just. Don't get any actual plants there. They do, instead, have plastic plants - mostly something that fits on the bookshelves + one big tree-like thing in their bedroom.

They also have actual plants on the balcony, specifically the ones you can use in cooking like basil, coriander, dill etc. :) They have a small little cart for them and take turns in taking care of them. Toby also grows peas sometimes just for fun.

I think they mostly had disagreements about the hallway and where to have their clothes they're currently using (stuff they go out in or wear at home). Toby likes to have everything inside a closet, but away from the other clothes. Klara likes those clothes racks much more. They ended up having a big clothes rack that they keep in their bedroom. Then they were also, like, disagreeing about shoe racks in a "who needs them anyway" (Toby) vs "they're an complusory part of a hallway" (Klara). They ended up putting one into the hallway clothes closet so it would be out of sight, and put another shelf to the hallway :)

I think they also, like, had very different ideas of where to put what (where are bedsheets and towels supposed to be, how to organize clothes, stuff like that) and ended up making a lot of compromises OR making up new ways to organize stuff.

[trashboatprince]

SO!

The Star Beast!

Let's talk about it!

(Major spoilers under the cut)

-First off, I fucking love Fourteen, absolutely a delight, I wanna hug them (Okay, technically I HAVE hugged them when I got to hug David at the con this year, but still!). Also, 'male-presenting Time Lord', bah! Still gonna use they/them when I refer to them because please just let me have this, I don't care, the Doctor canonically doesn't give two shits about gender and even refers to going by the article Doctor over a pronoun in this special anyway.

-Second, DONNA! OH DONNA! I love her, I love her so much, just- oh, she hasn't changed a damn bit! Including missing the fucking alien spacecraft because that was exactly what I expected from her. <3

-Also, most supportive mom, love that.

-Rose~! Oh, oh Rose, how I love you! No notes, she's amazing! It did hurt to hear her dead name being used, but considering that it was done by a bunch of dickheaded kids, it makes sense. But we will never use that name for her here, nope, she's just Rose. <3

-Shaun is a delight, Donna got herself the most excellent of malewives ever

-Sylvia, ah, exactly as I expected, though she is trying to be better for her daughter and granddaughter, so points to her.

-Meep! So much to say on the meep but I'll keep it brief: transphobic little shit.

-UNIT is always fun to see, but how well known are they nowadays because the BBC report actually referred to them. I dunno, I've still working my way through the Third Doctor's era where UNIT was a major plot point and I haven't... finished watching Thirteen's era yet (only because I want to watch it with my gf the next time we see each other).

-Fourteen interacting with the Noble family was great, especially with them trying to see the Meep and Sylvia panicking and wow, this face cannot escape being slapped I wonder if Donna will get to do one herself.

-The action stuff is so much fun, exactly what I expect from this series.

-Being on the Meep's ship, the fact that Donna went to help the Doctor and just... oh, oh, them freaking out and crying because they were scared she'd die when she remembered. I started sobbing.

-Hell, I was crying when they held her in their arms and said he didn't care if the grunts shot them... uuuuhhhhhggggg... Fourteen cares about her so much! That's his best friend!

-Rose! Rose and Donna, Time Ladies! Lord, Lady, and neither! Don't care what anyone says, I loved this. I didn't voice it, but I had a very strong feeling that Rose would inherit the DoctorDonna.

-Was a little confused about them 'letting go' but... yeah, alright, okay. Still, I wonder if there is still a bit of Time Lord left in them.

-Is there any chance that they can sell Rose's plushies. I really want the Ood one.

-THE TARDIS!

-Oooooh, she's beautiful and big and very classic and yet so very nuwho at the same time, a perfect blend, and just so gorgeous! And Fourteen freaking out in excitement, running around like a child, being so happy about a coffee maker in the TARDIS! <3<3<3

-And Donna's reaction! She was so happy too!

-But then the 'killed me' scene... oh, oh honey, you've been holding onto that for centuries, those memories and the guilt. It's honestly heartbreaking to know that the Doctor, through all their new faces, still held onto those feelings about what happened to Donna.

-I'm excited, don't know what the fuck is gonna happen in the next episode since we didn't get a preview and I think it's the least known of the episodes so far.

-I saved this for last, but I wanna talk about the sonic screwdriver cause I know some people are gonna be all 'oh, it's too OP!'

First off, the sonic has always been, it always will be, it's a fucking sci-fi tool, sci-fi series always have some sort of tool that does everything.

Second, whatever the hell it did to make the shields was awesome, that's such a cool trick and I love it. I bet it's done using sound and light waves, which makes for a very interesting concept and something I'd love to explore in one of my sci-fi aus. Not sure how it made that cool schematics things, but whatever.

Also, leave me alone! I love the new sonic! I need to get my hands on one, but they're always sold out or too expensive!

(Okay, not really last, just a bonus, but damn, no offense to Ten, but Fourteen is a bit more attractive to me. I dunno, I mean, I was crushing hard on the DT at 15, but at 31, it's like, oh. Oh no. He's aged so well, he's so pretty. This is probably Crowley's fault.)

[spurious]

Getting to Know You Meme

Tagged by @audioletter 🧡 who did hers here

01) Are you currently in a serious relationship? m a r r i e d

02) What was your dream growing up? i wanted to be a vet until i realized i would have to deal with animals in pain lol

03) What talent do you wish you had? not to steal audioletter's answer here but also drawing tbh.

04) If someone bought you a drink what would it be? one of those fancy starbucks iced lime drinks with the green coffee beans

05) Favorite vegetable? oooooh hm. broccoli?

06) What was the last book you read? poking at a reread of Catch-22

07) What zodiac sign are you? scorpio sun, gemini moon, cancer rising

08) Any Tattoos and/or Piercings? several tattoos and 2 ear piercings

09) Worst Habit? according to @audioletter, sleeping diagonally on the bed. according to Lemon, forgetting to refill her automatic feeder

10) What is your favorite sport? i like watching basketball

11) Do you have a Pessimistic or Optimistic attitude? uh. i don't really think of myself as an optimist but i think i kind of am a bit of one.

12) Tell me one weird fact about you. two of my chromosomes are stuck together

13) Do you have any pets? cat & borbs

14) Do you think clowns are cute or scary? if i had to choose one of those adjectives I'd go with scary but i'm not, like, super scared of clowns?

15) If you could change one thing about how you look, what would it be? i would give myself an ass so that i can sit on hard surfaces in greater comfort

16) What color eyes do you have? blue

17) Ever been arrested? no

18) Bottle or can soda? can

19) If you won $10,000 today, what would you do with it? we haven't left the country since before covid so. plane tickets

20) What's your favorite place to hang out at? home tbh

21) Do you believe in ghosts? not actively but like. i wouldn't be surprised if there were.

22) Favorite thing to do in your spare time? video games, crochet, watching tv, going for meandering walks

23) Do you swear a lot? i don't know what constitutes a lot? i feel like i do.

24) Biggest pet peeve? people who get on a crowded train and stand around by the doors instead of moving into the far less crowded aisles

25) In one word, how would you describe yourself? ummmmmmmm. odd

26) Do you believe/appreciate romance? yes! i'm weird at it but i like it.

27) Favourite and least favourite food? fave: probably cheese. least fave: shrimp

28) Do you believe in God? probably?

29) What makes you happy: sound of the cat purring. sitting in bed with my wife and playing our games and talking. sour candy.

30) Currently listening/the last thing you listened to: The Mountain Goats - Jenny from Thebes

31) Favourite place to spend time: i like! to be! at home!

32) Favourite lyric:

And I am this great, unstable mass of blood and foam / And no emotion that’s worth having could call my heart its home

33) Recommend a film: Clue!

34) Recommend a book: Middlesex, by Jeffrey Eugenides

35) Recommend a band, a song, or album: have you heard of the mountain goats :)

36) Recommend a TV show: Freaks and Geeks

37) Where are you from, and do you still live there? Where have you lived? I'm from metro Detroit, Michigan, and I've lived there, in Ohio for school, and then in Ibaraki, Japan, followed by Osaka where I've lived forrrrrrrr. 13 years or so?

38) Do you have any pets or animals in your life? How did you find/get them? Lemon was found after a typhoon when I lived in Ibaraki. Niles and Nesmith came from the bird store where everyone wanted the fancy baby budgies and they were being ignored for being too Standard lol

39) What's the most unusual thing you've ever eaten? WELL. If you don't know, some regions of Japan eat whale meat, and some regions of Japan use whale meat in their school lunch. So uh. One day when I worked at an elementary school I was blithely eating my school lunch only to be asked by one of the kids how I was liking the whale meat. 😐 (it's not even good)

40) How did you 'find' fandom? i actually don't totally remember? my first fic reading experience was cardcaptor sakura, and i think it was on a fansite or something rather than ff.net....and then i found my way to LJ and HP fandom.

41) Make a list of 5 things that you see without getting up. I'm at my desk at work so: rainbow glitter fountain pen, ps5 devkit, photo from our wedding, coworkers, "everything is fine" 10 of swords card from the modern witch tarot deck

42) How do you style your hair? currently a bob with bangs. i have started carrying a little comb in my handbag for this

I'm gonna tag people!

@alienfuckeronmain @sga-owns-my-soul @stargatebarbie @texasdreamer01 @acrowbyanyothername

@colonelshepparrrrd @queen-x-ishtar @hearteyesmcgarrett

[dr-jem-nutcase]

MvA: The M Files take-a-peek pt. 2

Just realized yesterday that I misspelled peek. Or rather, used another word that had the sound pronunciation. Way to go, Dr. Nutcase.

Chapter 2

Wow! Link can walk on water!

I'm guessing that the illustrator had a hard time going back & forth between Link having human feet or ape feet

So Link gave his side of the coin for his origin story

I'm not all knowledgeable with what species were around at the start of the Ice Age (aside from some of the animals & whatnot in the Ice Age cartoons lol), let alone all the exact details of evolution, but this "link" between prehistoric humanity & aquatic ancestry is a bit of a mind boggler. I think Link's species would come from the 20 million years ago range, not 20K years range

My biggest question: where'd he get that straw?

And Link just slept through that? That insatiable curiosity must've worn him out

Omg!! I almost had a heart attack! I thought his tail broke off! False alarm

"Morty" - no comment

Wandering paleontologists? Kyrie Eleison upon those dummies...*face palm*

Also, disappointed with the sleeping pose instead of...you know, what we saw in the movie

Sandwiches in a lab. No. GRAY sandwiches. No. And mayo is a much different flavor and is inferior to mustard. That's a definite No

"Some fool". More like some FOOLS--plural! They were all there with those buckets. They may or may not have known what they were getting themselves into. Or they must've been too distracted by those gray sandwiches

Somehow, Link was already fluent in modern English, slang and all

The old guy, lol 😯

In reality, Link must've been like "WTH IS THIS?!?" not this "what's a monster?" borderline derp. This was a totally different world from the pre-Ice Age world he came from. If I woke up after a deep 20K year long sleep to find my home filled with an unknown species of creatures, I'd probably go on a rampage too

Requesting cold cuts and mustard in an emergency call. Almost reminds me of a story of someone calling 911 in 2020 because they ran out of toilet paper during lockdown

Link, you son of a gun you

But centuries? Really? Dude, you just thought you took a little nap. Or...were you already a few centuries old when you were frozen? Oooooh...

I just noticed that at least two ladies are bald with a patch of hair dangling from their heads

So much for that rampage. Or the fending off coeds & the National Guard and the Coast Guard...and also the life guard. Again, this is a kids' book

Wow, that wild array of weapons. I'm surprised a slingshot didn't make it in this

Disappointment right here. Again, kids' book

That's one tight squeeze. Is one of Link's abilities the ability to fit into/through small spaces? Also, he fell for that offer of "help"?

I don't think ice cream trucks like that existed in the 50s/early 60s. It was these dingy little freezers on wheels, if anything

So, they're just gonna freeze Link again? Poor guy

Private Monger. In the movie, he said he captured monsters over the course of 50 years, but he didn't say if he was large & in charge for the entirety of those 50 years. But Monger must've been a total jerk in his younger years; I mean, he ran over Link with his jeep later on in BBB

Come to think of it, Link was the only one of the 5 monsters that wasn't the result of an accident/coincidence/whatever. He was just already there, and it makes no sense that he's labeled a monster. He's a prehistoric part of evolution, not a freak of nature. But he's also a parody of Creature From the Black Lagoon, which is considered a monster movie, so...my argument's gonna stop right here

Until then!

[thessalian]

Thess vs Las Vegas, Again

I didn't want it to keep annoying me so I tried the stupid Gizmo quest again. And that was ... cooler than expected.

Right. Is it going to let me jump now? ...YES! Except that was the wrong way.

Not angled right.

FUCK.

OKAY THERE WE GO! And up the stairs we go!

Ah. Half a code. Greeeeeeeat. This is probably going to be more Playing With Crates thing, isn't it.

Yeeeeeep.

I mean, on one level, the things they've done with physics in this game are really remarkable. On the other hand, THIS IS ANNOYING.

Okay. Finally got everything stacked the way I need it to and-- Oh, fuck off ENTIRELY!

I get you wanted to make it a challenge, Guerilla, but if you want us to drag the crate, you have to not almost entirely obscure the hitbox with random set dressing!

FINALLY. Oop, outside. Well, sort of. In the dome, not in the vents. But with the way it's lit up with everything rebooted, I grant it's hard to tell.

Oh. They were used to change the lights for the holidays-- so the clovers were for St Patrick's Day, the eggs were for Easter, the hearts for Valentine's Day, the crescent moons for ... what, Eid? They included Eid? Fantastic.

WOO! Okay, heeeere gizmo gizmo gizmo...

Aaaaand we have candy canes. Christmas. Huh.

Okay. Now for Morlund's burner.

More messing with the physics THANK YOU FOR THAT.

Crate crate crate ... vent vent vent... LEAP. At least it's not as stressful as Cauldrons.

Oop. MORTE LE DRAGON! (Yes, the spelling is the same in French and English, but the pronunciation is so much not.)

Could those squeaky annoying pains in my ass have come out at the major impact? You know, DRAGON HEAD?!?

I. HATE. FIGHTING. CLOSE. UP.

Anyway. Got it. Stemmur first.

So basically if you put Stemmur, Abadund, and Morlund together, and then squished them a bit, you'd have one full Varric Tethras. And Oseram are what you get if you put together every dwarven stereotype in the known universe. Bling, ale, and forging.

Oooooh, I get to pick the holiday that shows up? ...What's Bodhi Day? I'd prefer do one I know but isn't quite so ... Western. Eid al-Fitr was more recent than most of these others, so I'll go with that one.

...Woooooooooow.

EDIT FROM THE FUTURE: Bodhi Day is "the enlightenment of Gautama Buddha". Huh. Wow.

Anyway. Off to Morlund. Here you go, Morlund--

Wait.

Waitwut.

Yeah okay, fine, I will ride your flying machine if--

He made a hot air balloon?!? Oh, that is awesome!

Stormy and some kind of machine... Do ... do I get to kill a Stormbird? DO I?!? ...I mean, assuming I survive this crash. Which I will assume because I don't think this is like Baldur's Gate 3, where one bad decision can just insta-gib you.

Yes, Morlund, I will get you out of your predicament but I will loot first!

Ah, so we need the burner because you are going to try this again. Maybe when I've fixed ELEUTHIA. So let's--

STORMBIRD! STORMBIRD YAY!

Still pretty good at hitting those weak spots, even when it's throwing a literal thunderstorm at my face-- Oop.

HA! Last sliver of health down by a shot to the neck right as it was about to breathe bullshit at me! Yes, Morlund, that was epic; thank you for your enthusiasm. It's nice to see my hard work appreciated now and then.

Morlund, you are adorable and I love your enthusiasm. You and your troupe are why I love the Oseram. Ingenious, intrepid, enthusiastic, loyal little freaks with hearts as big as their ale kegs.

(Okay fine there are some shitty ones like Ulvund and the Sons of Prometheus, but the latter don't count because they're more Sylens' people than any known tribe and the former ... well, he's probably mor an outcast than anything else right now. Those bad apples are being removed before they spoil the whole barrel.)

(Side note: YES THAT IS HOW THAT PHRASE WORKS. When people talk about, for example, the police forces only having "a few bad apples", the saying is, "A few bad apples spoils the barrel". So you remove the bad apples before they can do that. Or, in the case of most law enforcement, probably better to just set the whole barrel on fire, but never mind.)

Right. Pick up some side quests at Camp Nowhere before hanging it up for the night. 'Cos Talahna and... oh, hi, Porguf.

...Really.

......Really?!?

Yeah, that's better. Please try honesty with me, Porguf. I promise you I react to it better than steaming piles of bullshit. I will return the property you stole if I can but I gotta talk to my friend first and--

Talahna? There is more shit I don't know and you have zero idea how much I hate that but since the story demands it and I was heading in the direction of the Jungle Zone anyway, I will help you. But I want some NPC codex-dump out of you when we get there, okay? It's only because you are my friend that I'm going to trek around someplace called "The Rot".

That was the point at which I decided I was pretty much done. Yeah, I'm going through this game slowly and I definitely won't be doing a 100% completion run (I dislike melee pits and combat charger racing) but it's a pace I can manage and I'm having fun and that's all that matters.

Now I am going to raid my newly filled fridge for protein.

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REACTIONS TO EPISODE 11 - DABI'S DANCE

The usual stuff: jokes, comments, some bits of thinking here and there. Pictures but not too many.

LAST EPISODE'S REACTIONS

OOOOOH I KNOW WHO THAT IS!

Did Shoto just catch Izuku with his leg? OMG, HE DID!! Impressive!

"Tomura, stop it. We must fall back now!" Smartest thing I heard AFO say. I think that's AFO.

Damn, a lot of you look a mess...

NEJIRE-CHAN COMING IN CLUTCH!!! MY GIRL!!! 💛💙

IIIIIIDAAAAAAA!!! MY SPEED BOY! MY CLASS PRESIDENT!!!! 💙💙💙 Shoto in the back though... hee hee...

Nejire saw Ryukyu and put on her mad face. Beat his ass! What he did to her hand was AWFUL AND DISRESPECTFUL!!!

*cuts to Toga and Ochaco* Someone play Brooke Valentine's Girlfight since it's about to be one.

I'd react that way, too, if someone told me they used my quirk to kill somebody... like, damn I could have done that if I wanted to. I'm just joking. Seriously, I'd be mortified and ready to throw hands.

Ew, she's just gonna put foreign objects in her mouth? Well, it's Toga, what I expected. But, sweetie, at least have some limits, damn.

ZERO SATELLITES! LET'S GET IT!!

FROPPY!!! 💚💚💚💚

"I wanted to talk to her about relationships." Now that I'm thinking about it, talking to a Hero student about relationships is like... it should be a last resort. They're busy all the time with exams and training, relationships would be the last thing on their minds.

Oh, Machia's here. 😐

Team effort with Nejire-Chan and Shoto!!! NICE!!!

"Put me down..." Don't do it, Iida. No matter how angry he looks. Don't do it. *laughs in manga reader*

Hey, Spinner!

"What happened to you?" A lot, my guy, a lot. Man's been beaten, burned, insulted, annoyed by AFO. Man's been jumped. Like at the start, you wouldn't think he would turn out like this. Damn shame... shaking my head... he needs a bed.

Ah, and here comes Dabi with some unknown liquid to remove black hair dye effortlessly. Like, no, that is the weirdest thing to bring onto a battlefield. I know, I know, big reveal. Yeah, yeah. I don't care. That is the funniest thing ever.

The look Shoto gave Dabi is golden. That's the "my big sibling is being so annoying" look. I would know, I am the eldest and have gotten that look so many times.

Aaaah, my icyhot boy got his card!!! So did Dabi!

"I thought my kind would have recognized me." I know he has to be joking. That line is funny for that. But imagine saying that and meaning it. Especially to your little brother who was a baby when you disappeared. Yes, Shoto would definitely recognized you.

"I killed over 30 innocent civilians." At least, he admits it.

Oh, there's the Can't You See kid who is totally not a reference to Natsu from Fairy Tail, even though they share a VA!

"You have no idea how many times I cried on Natsuo's shoulders..." 😭😭😭

"But to my disappointment, you became the No. 1 Hero..." Everyone shares your sentiment...

I'm so sorry, yeah, Dabi cannot dance. I'm sticking to that, I'm not changing my mind. He is the guy who thinks he can dance, but can't, but he tries so you have to give him an A for effort.

Dabi's VA, Hiro Shimono is killing it though!! Yes!!!! YYYYESSSS!!! 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

Endeavor looks devastated... daaaamn...

Aaaaw, look how cute Toya is in that outfit!

"What happened to your hair?" He got that Kaminari going on! My parents asked me the same when I cut my hair!!!

"Did you dye your hair?" Not yet.

Aaaaw, look at that proud smile. Going though his head is "AND WE'RE GONNA LET IT BURN, BURN, BURN!!!"

Look at baby Toya and Fuyumi! So freaking adorable!!

"Why didn't you notice I was your son? You never suspected because so many had flame-related Quirks. Is that the reason?" Oh, you don't say!!!

Eye color? Spiky hair? Also common! Just because someone shares a trait, don't mean they're related!!! Jeez, I know you're smarter than this!! Gosh!!!

Might as well say you and Bakugou are related since you have spiky hair and fire related quirks!!

And then you had been rocking black hair and staples this whole time! Oh yes, your family would totally know you're Touya!

This Todoroki drama is very sad though.

"Give Gigantomachia the order!" He is out of commission, he can't do that currently. Spinner, thanks for caring about him though. I like you.

Oooh, I hate seeing those faces on Fuyumi and Natsuo.

"Worship me." Skeptic! 🤣🤣🤣

Love that Dabi brings up Hawks "killing" Best Jeanist because ha ha!! Dude, you just don't know!

"I find that unacceptable! He covered up his true nature with his righteous persona." Okay, Mr. THAT'S MY OPINION! Obviously, Dabi didn't do enough background checking because he would have known Hawks was practically raised a tool. He really didn't have a choice, did he? Isn't that something? Like ya'll could have bonded over that or something. But no, yeah ya'll kept your pasts in the dark. Understandable though.

PROPS TO YUKI KAJI ONCE AGAIN! Those lines delivery!!! Yessssss!!! 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

BEST JEANIST COMING IN WITH THE SAVE!!!!

Okay, I do like the Toya-Dabi change they made to the ED!!!

"Kacchan is finally revealing his hero name." YEEEEESSSSSS!!! I AM READY FOR THAT!!!