#oooooh🫶

[souenkun]

July recap! 🏖

[maiteo]

actually. stop looking at mis uruguayos….

[duck-newton]

hope the mcelroy family enjoys the shopping spree that I do on their merch site every year when my seasonal affective disorder reaches its peak

[putergenius]

feeling reallll….elope-y rn🤭🫣

[bth3cowboi]

snoop the fondness, cs55 x reader

part 2 part 3 part 4

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pairing: carlos sainz x driver!reader

summary: sometimes family is a boy, a girl and her snoopy plushie. sometimes appendixes and lost cars try to get between that.

format: social meadia au

a/n: the reader’s f1 team is never specified in this! so it is completely open to interpretation.

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ynraces

thats my literal baby if u even care

my babyyy my babyyy hes my babyyy say itt to himmm babyyy

carlossainz55

our baby

im his papa

ynraces

papi😈😈

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ynraces P5 in Saudi! some great points were gained, super proud of the team this weekend, now onto Australia🇦🇺 😎.

I wish my lover boy raced 🫶💞 but as you can see he had a fight with some appendix guy(? At least he won that one

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user1 omg not the drugged up pics and snoopy😭 shes not serious

user2 haha snoopy was also in carlos post with his dad so no surprised

carlossainz55 Wow I look handsome in that one

ynraces never looked better😘

landonorris Oooooh you had to take the plushie

ynraces yes but i regret it cuz he kept telling the nurses that they NEEDED to meet our baby and then I had to explain that it was actually just snoopy

landonorris I NEED THAT VIDEO HAHAHA

carlossainz55 No no those are lies

charles_leclerc No way I need the video too yn🙏 I bet he was gonna embarrass himself

ynraces check the gc

carlossainz55 You guys are the worst

user3 carlos getting appendicitis wasnt on my bingo card

user4 them having a bet going on wasnt on mine either lol they must be having a field day in that groupchat

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ynraces in order:

1. Snoopy triying to find my car (is in the sea somewhere idk)

2. Some guy I picked up otw (he only spoke about some surgery he had(? weird)

3. That guy winning his 3rd GP!!! (apparently hes like a driver or something, super cool!! love him and his big brown bambi eyes!!!)

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carlossainz55 Love you too❤️❤️

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user1 Did Snoopy find it?

ynraces yes and he sent it to Japan already, baby is efficient

user2 I just let out a scream of relief

user3 omg so glad youre gonna race

landonorris Don’t pick weirdos off the street🤮

ynraces ur just jealous it wasn’t you picking him up u ugly

landonorris 💔💔 Carlos say something

carlossainz55 Ay don’t be too mean to Landito

ynraces whatever you say beautiful🫡

user4 I cant wait for Japan and pray for a podium with Carlos and Yn😞 They deserve it

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carlossainz55 P1 and a special thanks to the beautiful Yn, can’t imagine what recovery would have looked like without her inconditional support. I’m gutted she couldn’t race this time, but we’re coming stronger next time. Te amo, mi reina❤️

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ynraces Te amo mucho🥹❤️

carlossainz55 yo más guapísima

user1 a single post for yn, this is so cuteee

user2 this man doesnt have a contract for next year so he WILL be simping for his rival on main, ferrari be damned

scuderiaferrari 🫶🏽❤️!

user2 oh hi

charles_leclerc Wow not a single comment about Snoopy, so sad, what would Yn think

ynraces didn’t even notice😞 I let the compliments fool me

charles_leclerc You are the worst parents

carlossainz55 Snoppy got his thanks in the hospital, stop inventing!!!!

ynraces HAHAHAHAH

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a/n: hope you liked this!! I wish I had an explanation for this plot but there is nothing, just vibes and snoopy

[slutforpringles]

what are your top daniel suit moments? 🤍🖤

Oooooh what a question!!!

Ok so my all time favourite is 1000% the green suit moment from Daniel's appearance on Stephen Colbert (especially in the photos from before his hair cut 🤤🤤)

I think next would be this absolutely unhinged levels of hot look from the Las Vegas GP last year 🥵😵‍💫

His Wimbledon outfit from 2021 is a top tier Daniel look and will forever be one of my faves (he just screams hot-and-I-know it cunty AF Daniel which in the context of the 2021 season was just *perfect* too)

And finally honorable mentions to both his Met Gala look and this Hugo suit moment from Silverstone this year

Ahhh this was such a fun ask thank you @powerful-owl 💞🫶🏻

[becauseimswagman1]

Toxic Love

A/N:.... it's been forever since I've posted...I'M BACK WITH THE SMUT GUYS. Don't be afraid to comment either!!!

A/N#2: he got some pretty teeth y'all

This for you @itsbackwoodsbby 🫶🏾🫶🏾🫶🏾🫶🏾

(She wrote something for me. Gotta get her backkkk)

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To say that you and your man are a toxic couple is downplaying just how toxic y’all actually are. He cheats and cheats, yet you stay. “Why?” is the million-dollar question. You could say you love him, but you could also say you love the money he makes. See your man is a drug dealer, but not just any ole drug dealer, he’s feared. He’s not to be messed with in any way, so what made you finally get his lying and cheating ass back? The most recent bitch he cheated on you with.

Her name is whor- Hazel. Hazel been tryna get at your man forever. You’re surprised he even fucked that fuck-anything-that-walks, homewrecking ass girl, but niggas will be niggas you guess. You’ve come to realize that they’ll fuck anyone and anything.

Anyways, you got him back by fucking his fine ass, big dick-having-ass cousin. Guess it really does run the family, but the dick was trash and the head was bomb, but if your man asks then all of it was better than him.

You could only imagine how crazy he acted once he found out, but he was almost done with his drops for the day so you’d find out in a minute or two.

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You hear a car door slam and shortly after the front door slam too, “Ayo what the fuck am I hearing bout you fucking my cousin Dre?!”

You almost laughed, his anger was comical to you. You admit you did act like this when you found out he cheated the first time, but as smart as he is… you figured he would’ve figured everything out by now.

You shrugged at him, “Oh they talking about that already? Damn word get around fast. And don’t be slamming the doors in this house!”

“It’s true? You sit up here living this lavish ass lifestyle and you decide to act like one of yo lil friends and fuck anybody with a pulse.”

Okay, he was doing too much now. It’s not like you slept with half the motherfuckers in his gang unlike someone (Hazel).

You stood up off the couch, “Nah, Trevante fuck you! I don’t know why you tryna make me out to be some type of hoe but that shit not gone fly. Yo black ass acting like I fucked yo brother or something. It was just your cousin so back up off me.”

He walked over to you and got in your face, “Tell me that shit not true. Tell me it’s not so I can go pop the nigga that told me.”

Damn, did he have the grill in today? Top AND bottom too? Mhmmmm.

You stared up into his eyes as innocently as you could while he looked down at you, “Sorry baby, but… it’s true. And it was sooo good, too. He fucked me way better than you.”

God, he’s wearing the cologne that makes you soak your panties in record time.

“Oooooh now he’s better than me? I’ll murk that nigga right now, blood or not. Keep on testing me, ma.”

He’s gonna fuck you up. He’s no longer mad at the get back, but the thoughts of another man fucking you better and that you could possibly leave him because of that haunt him now.

“I’ll be here to wash your clothes when you get back. Just don’t come in here dripping blood and shit. It’ll be a bitch to get out our new carpets.”

Trevante could see how unphased you were about this whole thing and it only pissed him off more. You gave away your pussy and that belonged to him.

He grabbed your neck and got real close to your face, “Say he’s better than me again, and watch what happens to you.”

You smirked, this is exactly what you wanted, “He’s better than you. Maybe this will teach you not to fuck with dirty ass hoes.”

He chuckled, tightening his hold on your neck a little, “So you mad I fucked one of yo lil friends?”

“She’s not-” He cut you off, “Right. She’s not. But you really went out and did what you did as a get back? You put on your big girl panties and took a shot at me? That’s a mistake, baby.”

He pecked your lips then threw you over his shoulder, “You gone regret that shit.”

“Baby-”

“Nah, don’t “baby” me now. You was just talking all that shit, it’s time to put your money where your mouth is.”

Trevante took you to your shared room and sat you down on your feet then grabbed your neck again, making you look at him, “You gonna be good for Daddy?”

“Mhm.” you avoided his heated stare. You knew what he had in store for you was gone have you acting right...for now.

He tightened his grip on your neck, “Words ma, or you not gone get what you deserve.”

“I’ll be daddy’s good gir-” he adjusted your head to look at him in his eyes, “Good what?”

“I’ll be daddy’s good little slut.”

He pecked your lips and let your neck go, “Take your panties off. Ass up, face down.”

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[archangeldyke-all]

idk if you are taking requests atm (feel free to ignore if not!) but could we maybe see a little more of busty!reader and sevika? Maybe reader doesn’t think she can have an orgasm from nipple play alone and sev proves her sooooo wrong 🥺🫶

oooooh love this

men and minors dni

"your tits look huge today." sevika says.

you scoff. "they always look huge, sev."

sevika giggles. "well yeah, but they look exceptionally big today." she says as she readjusts her position on the couch, sliding a hand up your shirt to grope one of your tits while she presses her face against the other. you hum, pushing your chest into her grip.

"feels good." you murmur, pressing a kiss to sevika's scalp. she hums.

"yeah?"

"yeah. think they're swollen-- they're really tender today."

"hm. wanna massage?" she asks. you snort.

"i wouldn't wanna burden you, babe." you tease.

"oh yeah, total burden-- totally selfless offer on my end." she says sarcastically. you giggle. "i'm getting absolutely nothing out of this." she says as she nuzzles your tit and squeezes the other.

you flick her forehead. "get up." you say. she does, and then she helps you take your shirt off, flinging it over the back of the couch before grinning down at your chest.

"so hot." she whispers. you squeeze your elbows together, pressing your tits against one another on your chest, and sevika smirks. "bet i can make you cum with just your tits." she says, not taking her eyes off them. you snort.

"i doubt it." you say. sevika raises an eyebrow, tearing her gaze away from your chest to look you in your eyes.

"really?" she asks. you shrug.

"they're not that sensitive. plus-- i dunno, i think big tits have less sensitivity." you say. sevika snorts.

"bullshit."

"it's true!" you say. "the fat to nerve ending ratio is different, i'm not as sensitive as someone like you." you say, reaching up to pinch one of sevika's perky tits. she gasps, and you smile. "like that, see?" you ask.

sevika growls down at you, smacking your hand away from her nipple. "well now you're just asking for it." she says. you laugh.

"me? asking for my girlfriend to grope my tits and try to make me cum? outrageous!" you tease. sevika smirks.

she slowly traces her hands up your ribs, then grabs both of your tits, giving them a good squeeze. you hum and she smiles, then ducks down to kiss you.

"i love you." she whispers.

"you talking to me or my tits?" you ask.

"all three of you." she says. you giggle.

she starts off slow: gentle squeezes; pushing them together then letting them fall on either side of your chest; jiggling them in her hands and smiling.

you let her get her fill, admiring the sweet, giddy smile on her face. she's like a kid in a candy shop when she's got her hands on your tits, giggling and wiggling between your legs with excitement as she fondles you.

it's not really turning you on much, at least not yet. it's just sweet-- sevika loves your tits, and you love her-- you're perfectly content to let her fondle you for the rest of the afternoon.

but when her thumb flicks against your nipple and you let out a soft little moan, sevika's eyes darken, and she seemingly remembers the bet she'd made.

in a flash, she's ducking down to kiss you, shoving her tongue past your lips while her fingers start to fiddle with your nipples. you whine.

sevika doesn't relent. she starts twisting and flicking your nipples as she kisses down your throat, closer and closer to your tits. with each pinch, you jolt, and with each kiss, you melt a little further into the cushions beneath you.

"s-sev." you whimper when she begins nipping at the top of your breasts. she hums against you.

"feel good?"

"y-yeah." you admit. she chuckles, then ducks down to suck your nipple into her mouth, gently grazing her teeth against it. you gasp. "oh!"

sevika growls against you. "fuckin' told you." she says. you giggle, cutting yourself off with a moan as she bites your tit.

"i-- shit." you say. sevika laughs, kissing your sternum as she moves onto your free tit, her hand coming up to play with your now neglected wet nipple. "i said it feels g-good. you haven't made m-me cum yet, though." you say, breathily.

sevika growls around your nipple, giving it one final suck before she pulls off with a pop to glare at you.

"i'm not done yet." she says. you laugh.

sevika takes a second to press your tits together and nuzzle into your cleavage-- motorboating you and making you both laugh. "when i die, bury me between your tits, okay?" she asks. you giggle, threading your fingers through her hair.

"don't die, asshole. i'd miss you."

"i'd be right here." she says, kissing your tits. you laugh.

"why're you talking about dying when you're trying to make me cum? that's, like, the least sexy thing you could talk about." you complain. sevika snorts.

"want me to talk about something else?" she asks. you nod. "like what?" she asks as she sinks her fingernails into the flesh of your tits. you gasp.

"i-i dunno--"

"how about i tell you how i see your tits every time i close my eyes. like they're burned into my memory." she says. you giggle, and sevika starts kissing down your neck again. "or," she starts, "how if i could, i'd suck on 'em until you start lactating." she says, nipping around your nipple. you sigh.

your cunt is feeling awfully neglected, and you can feel yourself growing wet in your pants. you try to shift your hips up to grind against sevika's leg, but she just scoffs and readjusts.

"you feelin' needy?" she asks, kissing one nipple before the other, then swirling her tongue around it.

you whimper and nod.

"good." sevika growls.

it's the last thing she says before burying her face against you, sucking as much of your breast as she can fit into your mouth and biting down.

you gasp, and she pulls back to continue sucking on your nipple.

her hand is working your other breast, clawing against it before pulling and pinching your nipple, then massaging it between her fingers. she hums against you, and the vibrations go straight to your clit.

"oh, shit!" you gasp. sevika's eyes dart up to yours, glittering and cocky, and you huff, tearing your gaze away from her.

she doesn't tease you-- her mouth's too occupied for that-- but you can feel the self-assured smirk of her lips against you. you tug her hair and she chuckles, biting your nipple and making you gasp again.

you're close, your thighs squeezing against one another as sevika continues her attack on your chest.

it's not like she's never played with your tits before. but most of the time, she gets distracted by your whining and grinding and takes things further before she can get you this worked up from just her mouth on your chest alone.

you're a little ashamed at just how quickly she's gotten you close, but more than that, you're wondering how many times a week she's gonna try to do this to you again once she realizes that she can, in fact, make you cum with just your tits.

all your thoughts fizzle out when sevika pulls away from you with a pop, saliva coating her chin, her tongue hanging out of her mouth as she stares down at you.

you glance down at your chest and groan-- your nipples are puffy and hard-- swollen from all the attention they've been receiving. your breasts are covered in bite marks and saliva, and sevika's panting and drooling, her eyes locked on your tits as her hands massage them.

"you gonna cum?" she asks. you shift, arching your back and pressing your tits against her hands even harder.

"maybe if you put your mouth back to work." you say. sevika chuckles.

"greedy."

"'m just trying to help you achieve your goals." you say. sevika snorts.

"what happened to all that doubt?" she asks. you roll your eyes and pull sevika's face back down toward your tits, and she grins as she goes, opening her mouth to start sucking on you again.

one of her hands is fiddling with your free nipple, the other is gripping your hip. she's grinding against your thigh, and moaning against your nipple, and when her teeth clamp down on your nipple, you cum.

it's not as intense as your usual orgasms, but it's an orgasm all the same. it leaves you gasping and scratching against sevika's scalp, and when she hums in satisfaction against you, you groan.

"oh fuck baby." you whimper as sevika continues to kiss your tits.

she presses a quick peck against each love bite she left behind, then one to each of your nipples, then she starts kissing up your body, her hands fondling your tits as her mouth leaves them behind.

when she reaches your mouth, she's grinning, and you're still trying to catch your breath. you dart up and press your lips against hers, and she hums happily, nipping your bottom lip before she collapses on top of you.

"told you." she says, grinning as she nuzzles against your tits again. you huff a laugh.

"take off your pants and come sit on my face." you demand. sevika giggles.

"already came, babe." she says. you raise an eyebrow and look down at your girlfriend. she shrugs. "what do you expect? got my face shoved against these pretty things, got you squirmin' beneath me-- your thigh against my cunt-- course i came." she says. you giggle and wrap your arms around her shoulders.

"you win the bet. what do you want as your prize?" you ask. sevika hums, considering your question.

"a nap?" she asks. you giggle.

"that's it?"

"on your tits." she says.

"obviously."

"and i want you to keep scratchin' my head." she demands. you giggle and reach up to start running your fingers through her hair. she sighs in satisfaction and melts against you. "perfect." she murmurs.

you kiss her head and lay back on the couch. "perfect." you agree.

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[raygirlramblings]

I have been looking at your Captain Laserhawk palette challenge drawings and well... I am still wondering if there is still a chance to see Sam Fisher in your styke with the "Cigarette Smoke" palette, please, please, please?🥺👉👈💚🖤💚🖤💚🖤🫶🫶🫶🫶

Oooooh lorks this one was a BEAST!

And I thought Dolph was hard to draw. He was just a generic anime Prettyboy compared to trying to capture this ✨ABSOLUTE UNIT OF A DILF✨

I hope I was able to do your man justice ☺️

[phantom-of-the-501st]

Thoughts on TBB 3x13: Into the Breach

SPOILERS BELOW THE CUT

Oh you know how excited I got during this one

Tantiss in the sun??? That's unusual

MOUSE DROID!

The kids are all so sad. This is heartbreaking 😭

This moment seems like a prime time to contact Echo just saying

*gasp* SHIP! PLEASE TELL ME THAT'S WHO I THINK IT IS

AAAAAAAAAHHHHH HE'S BACK!!!

Hunter and Echo's little handshake always makes me soft 🥰

"That hydro snake" glad to have you and your snark back, Echo

THE QUIRKED EYEBROW 😭 I missed him so much 🫶

Hahahahahaha Wrecker and Crosshair's joint "YES"

"Well you've been demoted" Echo is not putting up with Rampart's bs and I love him for that

I really miss Hunter's scarf this season. I wish he kept it 🥲

Also petition for Echo to get a Kama again!

Oooooh she sneaky

Not sure what she's going to do with one small stick but I trust her

THEY STRIPPED THE ARMOUR WTF

I mean it kinda looks like how it used to tbf but I got used to the paint 🥺

Hahahahaha I love that they didn't change the clothing underneath. They stripped the colour off their armour to be stealthy and yet are still walking around with brightly-coloured underclothing

Ugh the fact that Crosshair looks the closest to an Imperial like this makes me upset 😭

"I've missed this" Of course you have you smug bastard

"I don't think so" Echo really does not give a shit about Rampart and I don't blame him

Real subtle Hunter

"Err Captaining" WRECKER I FUCKING LOVE YOU

Thinking back to how Echo used to be the rule follower and would try and stop his batchmates from stepping out of line and now he's pushing around an ex-Vice Admiral while breaking into an imperial base to go and break Omega out of a highly-secure imperial lab. He's grown so much 🥺🫶

Noooooo I don't like that. Echo having to sneak onto a heavily guarded ship by himself stresses me out

"Wonderful. We're all going to die" Look, I may hate this man, but some of his line deliveries crack me up

You'd think the wall tiles in a top secret imperial lab would be more secure than that but okay

I'm not sure how Echo managed that slide roll thing off the top of the container but damn it was smooth af 🤩

HE WENT UP THE FUCKING DROID CHUTE 😭 THIS MAN I SWEAR TO GOD

Like that would be such a Fives plan and Echo has just embraced that chaos

Wrecker casually strolling off the ship with an imperial slung over his shoulder (while wearing his hat) 🤣

THIS EPISODE IS NOT GOOD FOR MY HEART RATE

THAT LANDING WAS TOO CLOSE FOR MY LIKING

New episode and I fucking loved this one! Still feel like we have a lot to wrap up in the last two episodes but there was a good balance of humour, action and tension

ALSO ECHO FINALLY CAME BACK!!! I missed him so much 🥺

[callumsluvr]

request for callum!

being co-stars who are super tight and then having an on-screen kiss which makes things weird until someone admits their romantic feelings??

hi nonnie! i hope you like this🫶 i’m so sorry it took so long to get out🩷

pairing: callum turner x actor!reader

Oooooh I love this! I definitely imagine this as like a series? Where you two have done multiple movies together already and everyone is obsessed with the both of you and you two have never really had to have any romantic chemistry until the third (maybe final?) movie! So now you both have to do some chemistry reads and you can both tell that it’s already awkward because you both are into each other without knowing how the other one feels, which is why you’ve both settled for being friends only. You guys are sitting in one of your trailers, looking over the script, and kinda just goofing off together when Callum calls out the fact that there’s a kiss scene and you guys both sit there and decide to read through the lines leading up to the kiss together. You guys do a few read throughs and eventually get into the scene and almost kiss until one of you (or both of you) pull away and try to laugh it off, but it gets really awkward. Then the next day, you both try to forget it and decide to read through lines again, even getting to the kiss scene and you both end up actually kissing this time. Callum seems like the type to kiss you once, really quickly, and then kiss you deeper again, so say he does that and notices how you react, by trying to get closer to him. Then when you pull away, he smiles softly, and tells you that he’s in love with you and has been for some time now and obviously you feel the same and tell him that and then you guys both have an awkward moment, but then fall into a fit of giggles because you both had a huge weight taken off your shoulders and just feel so giddy.

[writinandcrying]

TMNT HEADCANON - Turtle of choice x reader (GN)

Reader’s Birthday

the first slice goes to.. / showing love through cake lol

It’s a tradition in my country to give the first slice to the person you love the most during your birthday, so here a tiny Headcanon for how the turtles would react to it!

Here a demonstration of this wholesome act, TW cute kids

Reader and TOC (turtle of choice) are still on the “crush stage”, doing with the 2003 boys cuz I’ve recently started watching the show! (I only remember bits it cuz I was pretty young when it aired lol, I love how the very beginning shows how they found out a new lair, how they met april, how they barely got any human contact before meeting her, it’s super cool and has some fresh concepts comparing to most canon narratives, if you haven’t watched the 2003 series I highly recommend it)

Anyways, let me know if you would like me to do other versions as well :) hope you guys like it, feedback is welcomed 🫶

English is not my first language so I apologize for any grammar mistakes !!

Mikey

🛹 He’s deadass behaving like this after you tell him the meaning behind giving the first slice (i love this gif lol)

🛹 “AWW !! ANGELCAKES!!” Hugs you so tightly you barely have time to move the tiny slice to the nearest surface you can find, one second later the cake would have gotten smushed between you two

🛹 good luck if you have labyrinthitis, he WILL spin you around a few (at least 5) times to show how appreciative he is of the gesture

🛹 he’s not letting you go for a hot second

🛹 Sees this as an opportunity to finally kiss your cheeks, he has always wanted to but never really had a “reason” to without making things awkward, this is his perfect chance!

🛹will randomly give you kisses through out your stay

🛹 Gets addicted to it, your skin are much softer and smoother than theirs, does a mental note to give more attention to this area from now on

🛹 If you blush to his antics tho? Oh he is DONE for

🛹if you placed a microfone to his chest it would def broadcast the sickest beat

🛹 boom boom boom boom 💥

🛹Actually he will cling to you, will do anything you want or ask for, it’s your princess / prince / royalty day!

🛹 Pls confess to the poor boy lol he’s actually anticipating it now

🛹 Literally vibrating with joy, expect lots of hugs from him

🛹 Your bday will become his favorite “holiday” (yes for him it’s a holiday now )

Donnie

🔬”Cake time! “ Mikey sings out loud as he has been patiently waiting for your arrival to sing happy birthday

🔬you insist that Donnie gets the first slice tho, and he definitely reads into why you are persistent of him instead of younger brother

🔬he of course accepts it, but D keeps it quiet most of the evening, doesn’t want to put you on the spot, but he can swear he saw a faint blush adore your cheeks when you looked towards him

🔬 will ask to speak in private with you, hopefully when the “birthday commotion” dies down a bit, he definitely doesn’t want to deal with Raph’s and Mikey’s “oooooh” and “get it Donnie!” Teasing remarks

🔬He still deals with it tho, cuz I mean, brothers.

🔬 Donnie shows the reason why he pulled you over, a PowerPoint complication of several different birthday traditions around the globe he has read some before setting up the party earlier

🔬 “Isn’t it interesting?? “Totally trying to cover up his main question, did you or did you not give him the first slice? aka just said in front of EVERYONE that HE is your favorite person in the entire world?????

🔬 “one of the most wholesome ones I’ve fond was this one, apparently, I mean, if you wish to, you give the first cake slice to your- erm, to the person it means the world to you…”

🔬 “that one is pretty cute, yeah” you chuckle, looking down as his nervous hands, fidgeting with a random prototype he decided to hold it for moral support while showing of his presentation

🔬”were you.. aware of such tradition? “ Donnie finally looks towards you, searching for any indication of you confirming his suspicions, eyes shining with anticipation

🔬 “I was- I am aware of it Donnie” you smooth your hand on top of his as you caress it tenderly

🔬 literally let’s out the dorkiest giggle you have ever heard in your entire life

🔬 the “school girl / Kicking my feet” kinda giggle

🔬 cover his mouth right after he lets it out. Don is mortified, embarrassed as hell, deadass wants to crawl in a hole and die after he lets it out

🔬 Relaxes a bit after he sees you giggling as well

🔬 asks more about your birthday traditions, past birthdays memories you had to break the ice (that’s his way is being smooth)

🔬 please be noted, He does not let go of your hand, man is making his moves

🔬 but just a heads up; this moment will live rent free in his mind for MONTHS on end, for his sake (and his brothers sake as well) confess as soon as you can

Raph

🧨 says he doesn’t want it right off the bat

🧨 It’s not that he doesn’t want to accept your feelings, he actually has no ideia about this tradition whatsoever, if you have ever told him before, he definitely forgot it

🧨 Plus, I’m a firm believer most Raph’s aren’t really into sweet treats, they doesn’t want to mess with his diet or can’t handle much sugar (gym rat tendencies)

🧨 You try to empathize how special it would be for you if he accept it

🧨 you really don’t wanna say why tho, like, this is already really embarrassing as it is

🧨 just take the cake man, damn

🧨 mikey for the rescue! literally shoves the cake down his throat after Raph guarantees he doesn’t want it

🧨 Things get a bit awkward after that, you really don’t want to showcase that such a small thing had an affect on you

🧨 But there’s a tiny part of you that feels rejected, unconsciously start to shut down

🧨 Raph is extremely perspective of this, much the second youngest, he start to analyses what could have gone wrong, did something happen before you came to celebrate your birthday? Is someone bothering you? Should he teach them a lesson?

🧨 Will antagonize Donnie to check cameras around your area and work place

🧨 But it’s donn who comments about the birthday tradition

🧨 Will literally get so mad when he finds out lol

🧨 Feels SO stupid, Jesus Christ

🧨Will bark at mikey to spill the cake out, that was his slice

🧨”Dude, that was a week ago!

🧨 “I don’t care. Spill. it. out.”

🧨 “Raph, he probably already, uh- processed it out? “

🧨 “you guys are freaking disgusting, do we really have to discuss this at the dinner table?”

🧨 Will randomly show up at your place with a tiny red cake, a bit messy, but still pretty cute

🧨 “my birthday was last week, im pretty sure you were there to witness” you let out a chuckle, trying to ease out the undeniable tension in the air

🧨” this is my cake “

🧨 “ok..?”

🧨” …and I want you to have the first slice “

🧨 Oh.

🧨 OH.

🧨 oh.

Leo

🎏 Unlike his brother, Leo could never forget it

🎏He literally has a folder in his brain just for stuff you tell him

🎏Stores it like the most precious piece of information anyone has ever given him

🎏 It took him a really long time to process his feelings for you, but once he does it, he treasures every single moment he has with you

🎏 you don’t even have to say anything when he sees you holding the plate to his direction, holding a mix of surprise and yet seriousness look on his face

🎏it’s like eveything it’s suddenly in slow motion, The determination behind his eyes makes you concerned a bit

🎏”Thank you, y/n”

🎏He bows to you

🎏 His brothers have no ideia what that was but they are def crackling up a storm

🎏 “what was that????”

🎏 “Tone it down, splinter junior, it’s just a cake”

🎏 what the boys don’t see it’s you being absolutely speechless and looking like a tomato as Leo takes his slice

🎏 you are the one over-analyzing the situation here

🎏What did he meant by that bow? does he remember what you told him ages ago? He wouldnt simply just bow for a slice of cake, would he?

🎏It fuels a fire inside of you and him, both extremely aware of each others lingering touches and thoughtful gestures from now on

🎏This goes on for a while, this whole… mutual pining stage can be tricky, but when reciprocated, it’s so nice to navigate through, and honestly quite addicting

🎏 a confession won’t even be necessary, leo and you get together over thoughtful acts, your first kiss was under the mistletoe on Christmas was an easy feat, yes, it was barely a brush over eachother lips, but still just felt natural, like it was supposed to be

🎏the midnight kiss in new years was a whole other thing, hands gripping on each other, his hand holding the nape of your neck like his life depended on it, you two couldn’t get enough of each other, waiting for so long to actually make a move after the cake incident

🎏 you finally make it official on his birthday, gracing you a smile and a light peck as he gently places the slice right in front of you

[crazylittlejester]

How do you think the Chain would react if they found out one of them had an allergy to a certain food after the hero ate the thing they were allergic to? The allergy can be as severe or as mild as you want it to be, and the hero who has the new found allergy also just found out with the rest of the group.

oooooh, okay okay

so i base Warriors’s food issues and fear of poisoning very much off of my own food allergies, and the reactions he has to said poisons (the way i write them) are based very much off of allergic reactions. So with that being said I think it would take him literally .5 seconds to understand what was happening and how to get someone a life saving potion or a fairy even though their throat is literally closing up. because he could probably recognize the symptoms just by looking at them (because i was able to look at my friend who was in the middle of trying to figure out if they really HAD just eaten an allergen and just know because I recognize those kind of panicked facial expressions and i know why someone might be testing to see if they can swallow okay and if their tongue is swollen. when something that threatens YOUR life is actively starting to threaten your friends, you kinda just know and you recognize the signs even before they start breaking out in hives)

but if Wars DIDNT have knowledge of a similar experience, i think it would take everyone a hot minute to understand the situation. food allergies are fucking weird and also fucking terrifying. sometimes your tongue is just tingling and you’re thinking to yourself “oh haha it must’ve just been spicy” or “ooh the food just has a scratchy texture” and you’re not really thinking “oh huh my life could be in danger right now-“. sometimes the same way eating spicy food makes your tongue feel is exactly how it feels when it’s swelling up because you ate something you weren’t supposed to and it takes a second for you to figure out which one it was

I headcanon Wind has peanut allergies (BECAUSE NO ONE CAN STOP ME 🫶), and if he found that out with the chain I really think it would take himself and everyone else a good minute to figure it out. Like i can see Wild making some dish with peanuts in it and Wind being like “oh this is just spicy or whatever”, and trying to either force himself to think he’s completely fine or maybe he really just doesn’t understand what’s happening to him. and i think he wouldn’t tell the others until he was dizzy and nauseous or his throat was swollen shut, because that’s what would alert him something was SERIOUSLY wrong. I don’t think he’d try to hide it from the others on PURPOSE, i just think if it was his first reaction he’d be so confused as to what was happening to him

at some point tho I think someone would honestly just grab him and try to get a red potion in him, because at some point the visible symptoms would be so obvious to the others. and if it got to a point he couldn’t drink because his throat was so swollen, they have fairies

lmao sorry for rambling and if this was a bit incoherent, i just had spicy food and accidentally freaked myself out 🥺 (<- i am stupid, and also fine, it’s just been a long day lmao). THIS WAS A COOL ASK THO AND IT GAVE ME A CHANCE TO YAP ABOUT A HEADCANON SO THANK YOU, I JUST HOPE IT MAKES SENSE AND ISNT TOO REPETITIVE

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from the questionnaire:

are there any results that really surprised you or that you didn't expect?

oooooh good question!! for me personally, no, not really? at least nothing that automatically comes to mind, so yk, don't quote me on that if i share data later and say "this surprised me/i didn't expect this!!" lmao

ummmm, hmmm. well actually okay, so i did expect Tim to be the Most Disliked Robin, but not by such a margin, if that makes sense? more like, logically one of them was going to be the most disliked even if only like 10 people disliked a Robin and my bet was that Tim would have the most votes, by process of elimination/other hypotheses. i wasn't upset by the results, if you've seen the post you know i was incredibly entertained.

there were definitely some results that were a relief? like they aligned with my personal predictions, but it was still really nice to see them.

oh, something that did surprise me was the amount of commentary i got on batcest!! there is zero discussion of shipping in the questionnaire, which is mainly why i wasn't expecting so much commentary, and there's not really a whole lot of ship discussion apart from batcest stuff that i remember- i did think i might get a couple mentions of it but i got a lot more than a couple lmao.

in favor of and against, to be clear, and to be even clearer to anyone reading- this is not an invitation to share your thoughts about batcest with me, i truly do not care. not to be rude, either, like i don't care if you love it or hate it, i just have zero interest in discussing it since a) my blog is mostly gen and b) i don't see any benefits in engaging in discourse about batcest 🫶

on the individual response level, there were some things that surprised me in isolation, but made perfect sense in the context of the responder's answers, like for instance one person said they didn't see Dick as brothers with any of the boy Robins except for Damian, because "he doesn’t really interact with a lot of the other robins in canon", that being said, the only eras they said they read were pre-crisis and rebirth. makes a lot more sense in that context. like i was thrown for a loop, but then i saw the full picture and i was like, "oh. okay."

let this be your daily reminder that the statement "i read comics" means basically nothing lmao. and i don't mean that as a dig at that responder, not at all, just that if you're someone who reads comics you cannot assume that someone else also reading comics means that you guys will be on the same wavelength. not because canon is nebulous and unknowable imo, but just because there's a lot of it!!

also!! a decent amount of people said i was brave?? that freaked me out a little, because i hadn't really...i didn't think i was stepping into shit, okay? in hindsight, i realize that that was naive of me, but idk. i wasn't thinking about the results in that way, and i also really didn't think i was going to get much interaction either- i was floored by the engagement the questionnaire got. but yeah, idk, i was just genuinely curious to see if my theory had any weight, i wasn't thinking about the broader implications of what the data might reveal. whoops.

and here's what surprised my wonderful data-crunchers:

@chinajousama: Hmm, I think one thing that did surprise me was how little the types of Robin media actually impacted the results [of the Most Disliked Robin]. Aside from that pocket of Jason hate from the post-Crisis fans, everyone was remarkably consistent. Also, it wasn't really a surprise, but it was extremely funny to see how big the gap between tim and literally anyone else was, dislike wise.

(we got an ask about if the media/eras consumed impacted which Robins were disliked, so that math has been done, but i haven't shared the results yet, sorry!!)

@tevyaa: Lots! Off the top of my head: - I was sure that the clear winner of the most disliked Robin poll would be Damian. He's the only one I've ever really seen hate for - probably because I entered fandom through Tim-centric whump fic 😂. I was shocked that it's actually Tim who the fandom is most annoyed with. - I was surprised how much of the fandom does actually read comics! I would have guesstimated that the comics/non-comics fans were something like 50/50, and was shocked to find out that only 15% of fandom doesn't read comics (and only about 4% doesn't interact with canon at all, including comics/ games/ animation)

(dw, we haven't released any data apart from the MDR yet, but you'll be able to see the breakdown of comics read/canon interaction eventually!!)

ty for the ask, anon!! i hope you enjoyed the answer!!

[poomphuripan]

10 BL Boys I Want Carnally To Love, Take Care and Cuddle With Every Night

@bunnakit awww thank you for the tag 🫶 as an asexual i can't say i spent much time thinking about fucking anyone (so coming up with this list was really hard ;_;) but if any of these characters propositioned... i would NOT say no 😉

10. Phob (Something In My Room)

if there is an award for cutest ghost of all time in a BL series, i think Phob will take home easily. Phob deserves better sex. my meow meow friendly ghost Phob, i will tuck you in bed my ghost sweetie 🥺🫶

9. Shao Fei (History 3: Trapped)

my righteous cop with a strong sense of justice, i really love Shao Fei so much. Shao Fei doesn't beat around the bush and is really straightforward with his wants, I LOVE HE!

8. Khuafah (Sky In Your Heart)

Khuafah, the HOT CHARMING doctor that you are. i would volunteer to get sick every day just to visit him 🫠

7. Gene (Lovely Writer)

if Gene ever needs to write a straight romance novel, i'm happy to make out with him for research purposes 😉

6. Pisaeng (Be My Favorite)

most patient boyfriend who tries super hard to get you plushies? yea i would bang Pisaeng in a heartbeat, no doubt. in fact, i believe Pisaeng would be considerate and wait for me to be ready (Pisaeng babe i'm always ready for you 😉)

5. Tennoji Haru (Trillion Game)

while Trillion Game is DEFINITELY not BL, but Meguro Ren was in Kieta Hatsukoi so my boy should get a PASS 😤 Haru is confident yet humble, self-proclaimed selfish yet always selfless. god i love competent men *swoons* Trillion Game is out on Netflix, please check out my boy Haru and his boy(friend) Gaku and their start-up adventure together 🥺👉👈.

4. Charn (Laws of Attraction)

while i can't guarantee that i can give Charn a good time, i believe that as a fellow lawyer i can assist Charn with any case work he got. Like i said, i am a sucker for competent men 😮‍💨.

3. Tangmo (Great Men Academy)

you don't understand how obsessed i am with the og golden retriever, nation's boyfriend, Tangmo. it's been 4? years... i have not let him go... gentle soft boi but great at judo too? i think Tangmo and i should have our wrestling sessions ending up as makeout sessions.

2. Joe (My Stand In)

this is kind of a cheat but i've read the original novel for My Stand In (Professional Body Double by Shui Qian Cheng) and i can confirm Joe/Zhou Xiang is the sweetest soul, most precious, unluckiest gay ever (Ming, you are on sight, watch it sir or imma steal Joe away). i'm super excited for My Stand In because i hope i get to fall in love with Joe once again the way i fell super hard, head over heels for him when i finished this danmei novel within less than 24 hours. (was this shameless PR for Poom Phuripan's new BL series next year? yes, yes it absolutely was 🤗)

1. Khun Yai and Jom (I Feel You Linger In The Air)

if i don't have a gentle lover like Khun Yai Kritsada Palathip or a soft boyfriend like Jom Ravit Pittayanan then what's the POINT. i want both of them so BAD. also isn't it such a crime that Yai lives his entire life the rest of his live in celibacy, having fucked only ONE person (the love of his life) in his lifetime. LET ME IN. i will love both of you equally.

+ bonus: Chef Guy (Bake Me Please)

did you REALLY think i was gonna end my list without current loml, our resident sad boi, considerate and caring Chef Guy? 😅 Guy deserves a spot on here because well i'm absolutely feral for this man. Guy is just the nicest guy and i will literally do anything for him. Guy had me at hello but my heart truly broke when he comforted Peach saying he doesn't want to see Peach who's given him so much positivity, cry 😭.

oooooh that was soooo hard ;_; i love all these characters, maybe one day i need to start listing the female characters i'd totally hypothetically bang too because WOMEN ARE HOT 🔥.

[pez3639]

licking and kissing on carmy’s tattoos 🔥🔥🔥

holy shit anon. you and your gorgeous mind 🫶🏼😽 this mans would be so awkward at first but oooooh boy. he’s so into it later on.

I know this boy has more than the ones on his arms. As a tattooed person myself, one does not just map out space on their arms for ink, it eventually goes EVERYWHERE. Later on I mention that he has one on his inner thigh and we'll pretend that's cannon. But boy howdy I was thinking thots about this. Worshipping eachothers ink would easily be his favorite form of physical affection. It just feels so intimate to see and touch and kiss these parts of eachother. GOD his head spins anytime you pay even the slightest bit of attention to the drawings.

More thots below the cut ⬇️

Carmen x Reader Blurbs- Worshipping His Tattoos (18+)

When you first met Carmen, you couldn't help but admire his tattoos from afar. They splattered across his arms like an artist's paint. They were a show of his evolution through the years both physically and professionally. All of the ones that could be seen on an average day were tied to his livelihood. The scorpion with a knife stinger, the Pyrex glass containing the world. Even the S.O.U. adorned on his long fingers.

You never asked about them. There was neither a right time nor place until you two grew closer. But, that didn't mean you're eyes didn't wander. It's hard not to when he has so many and makes them look so good.

One time, when it was just the two of you, you offhandedly made a comment about how you liked the ink embedded into his skin. In true Carmen fashion, he flushed and just waved it off saying that they were no big deal. But they were to you. How couldn't they be when only a few nights before you thought of his tattooed hand between your thighs instead of your own.

As you blurred the line between friends and something more, you became more and more enamored with his tattoos. This brought the knowledge that most of them were his own drawings. They really did mean something to them. Rather than waving you off like the time before, he explained of few of them. He had gotten many of them when he was still naive. A time when he still believed the world was his to take by storm.

One night, well into you two knowing each other you began tracing the ink. Even though it was quite warm in his apartment, his body betrayed him. Goosebumps arose on his skin as well as his cock hardening.

That night was the first of many. You two completely ignored the boundary of "friends" as he fucked you in earnest. Even with his fingers bringing you bouts of pleasure, you couldn't help but stare at his arms and watch the way the lines moved as his bicep and forearm flexed. He noticed your watchful eyes.

At some point he hand you flipped on your stomach, plowing into you from behind. Living in an apartment had its downsides, but you were thanking your stars for the opportunity it just presented you. In an attempt to keep you quiet, Carmy forced your mouth into the crook of his elbow. With a small adjustment of your head, your teeth sunk right into the angels on his upper forearm.

After enough time had passed for your bite to leave its imprint you kissed the pain away. Unbeknownst to you, that tick of pain had Carmy barreling towards his end. The feeling of your lips softly pecking your bite was his undoing.

In the gorgeous afterglow you began making your way through his roster of tattoos, giving each and every picture a kiss while making sure Carmen knew how much you enjoyed them.

Once you two become official, you are much less subtle than before. Leaving hickeys next to the ink stains became your new favorite form of foreplay.

The most memorable time is you absolutely worshipping his tattoo on his inner thigh. Alternating between kitten licks and bites, you made sure Carmy knew this was your favorite. One that only you got to see. Carmy got the message, as after only a few minutes his dick was pressing straining his boxes with a small dark patch right where the tip of his cock was pressing.

if you have tattoos, Carmen always makes sure to return the favor. It was intimate for both of you. You two shared a connection that was strengthened by the two of you admiring each other's permanent ink.

Fin.

thank you so much to the lovely anon that gave me my first carmy request. i enjoyed this very much and i hope you do too. My ask box is open and i would love to hear any requests or thoughts that you have. <3