Chilcille huh... ngl I was a little suspicious. like why would you do that, huh... hope youre not mischaracterizing anyone in your weird and wacky ship. a little weird. but then you said they both had flat asses and you know what? I salute you and your perfect characterization
The fact you seem to think you managed to not make this ask insulting is baffling. What the hell. Fuck off.
If you actually care to be open minded about the ship, I talk about marchil on my sideblog 24/7. Funnily enough I’m currently 4k words deep into an analysis of their character arc together in canon, but that’ll take some more days to get done. Some notable posts:
Of course without counting the analyses of Chilchuck on his own I’ve made, like my masterpost on his family situation. Or better yet you could also read my fics for them, see how weird and wacky they are here.
Wanna talk about mischaracterisation? They’re literally a comedic duo who interacts 24/7. Marchil is crazy bc ppl are like "did those shipper read with their eyes CLOSED?? They have no chemistry!" Meanwhile canon is like:
"She’s obsessed with knowing everything she can about him and she reads him like a book." In her eyes he’s like that extra rare and hard and shiny unlockable dating sim character, that brooding mysterious character trope that’s thrilling to crack open and typically is at the center of the plot. The wife roleplay????
"Hey, did you know his type is blondes. Hey did you know he likes his women pretty and blonde. Hey did you know he likes her hair. Hey did you know that he teases her 24/7 and it’s one of the few things that consistently gets him grinning because he finds her reactions cute." Like a schoolyard bully pulling on the pigtails of the girl he likes.
It’s not like they have any thematic narratives or relevance. It’s not like she’ll live to 1000 and has existential dread about it while he’s logically gonna be her next friend to die at 50 and wether it’s romantic or platonic it’ll terrify her to lose him. It’s not like it’s fear of death x fear of rejection so they’re both obsessed with the thought of loss looming, past and ongoing. It’s not like it’s half-elf x half-foot and there’s an inherent journey that was and still is to dispel prejudices and truly come to see each other. It’s not like he’s painfully real and raw and flawed but still a good man, that he’s not the figure of prince charming that she’s always dreamed of while still being virtuous and worth fighting for. Or you know, her hair being golden and it being the epitome of beauty to him, and his hair turning silver and it being Marcille’s worst nightmare.
Just a weird wacky ship who means nothing but shallow things to people who have weirdo reasons for liking it. Like can you not. If you’re not imaginative enough to think of reasons why this ship may have an appealing dynamic that’s not my issue.
But yes, yes, they’re both flat asses to me, thanks.
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“So are you two going to tell me what all these crates are for?” Ahsoka asked, hefting a crate higher on her shoulder.
Echo shot her a look over his shoulder, silently trudging forward with his own two crates. Kix dipped his head towards her, shifting his own load to the side.
“Sorry Commander, but if we told you you’d be obligated to tell the Captain,” he said remorsefully.
Ahsoka huffed, feral grin pulling at her lips as Echo ducked into a storage.
“Just make sure I’m around to see it, ok?”
“Commander,” Echo laughed from the doorway, taking her crate from her. “It’ll be the talk of the GAR.”
“I definitely can’t miss it then,” she grinned, before checking her comm, “Oh! I’m late, I’ll see you later! Good luck!”
“Make sure you don’t tell anyone!” Kix called after her, before stepping inside. “Think this is enough?”
“It’ll have to be, you have the sedatives set aside right?”
“Of course, no problems hacking the escape pods or distress signal?”
“Done, just need to plug into the system.”
“We’re all set then, we just need a time.”
“Can’t be too soon, they’re expecting some sort of retaliation.”
“Hmm you have a mission coming up, right? You and Fives?”
“Yeah orders came through this morning, rescue mission don’t know anything more yet.”
“Afterwards then, they’ll let their guard down.”
“Or it’ll give them more time to prepare,” Echo frowned, rubbing his neck in thought, “You’re right, afterwards is best. Can’t risk damaging equipment before the mission.”
Kix gave a small smile, elbowing the younger man fondly.
“After this they won’t mess with us again.”
“Heh, Rex is going to have an aneurysm. Those three won’t know what hit them.”
They walked out, closing the door on the crates or pink dye and glitter. Crates that would lay forgotten, the remains of a revenge plot that never came to pass.
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Ethan x F!MC: Pure Fluff
One Shots A - 2
A Question - @mm2305 Ⓜ
Ethan reacts to Olivia’s pole dancing confession.
A Quick Visit - @yanawillow
Ethan drops by at Anastasia’s apartment with some comfort food for her and her friends the day before her board exams
A “Real” Doctor - @jerzwriter
Casey wins... once again.
A Reunion to Die For - @openheart12
Ethan comforts MC during the Grey’s Anatomy Reunion.
A Romcom Ending - @jerzwriter 💘
Ethan is thanking his lucky stars. Not only has he found his perfect woman, but she also knows what's important in life - each other.
A Simple Wish - @jerzwriter
Ethan has the perfect evening planned for Kaycee's birthday; but when everything seems to go wrong, she shows him how everything is just right.
A soft smile before leaning in for a kiss - @writer-ish
She has something on her face and he wipes it off.
A Special Gift - @genevievemd 🎄
Gen and Ethan have a special gift for their parents on Christmas morning.
A special one - @zealouscanonindeer
A slight reimagining of Ethan and Aspen's first drink together.
A Strange Discovery - @storyofmychoices
Ellie and Ethan are enjoying a quiet evening together.
A Strong Affection - @jamespotterthefirst
They run into each other at the park where she gets to meet the thing he loves the most in the world: his dog Jenner.
A Sweet Ending - @jerzwriter
Ethan wonders what happened to his sweet little girl, who thought he could do no wrong. It seems all he and Kaycee get these days are eye rolls and sighs.
A Surprise Date - @choicesfanaf
Arundhati takes Ethan out on a date.
A Surprise Visit - @bex-la-get 👔
Ethan gets a surprise for Father’s Day.
A surprisingly enjoyable Halloween - @ambraambrose
It was Halloween and Ethan hated Halloween and all the hype about it. Feat. OPH Gang
A Tall Order - @jerzwriter
It's a snowy lunch break at Edenbrook. Feat. Aurora Emery, Jackie Varma, Sienna Trinh, Tobias Carrick
A Texting Relationship - @daddytyrilstarfury
A Thank You - @trappedinfanfiction
Celia got through the hearing, now she needs to say thank you.
A Time and A Place - @liaromancewriter
Ethan Ramsey and Cassie Valentine’s relationship has seen its share of bumps on the road, but it’s finally smooth sailing. Are they ready to take the next step?
A True Prince - @liaromancewriter
Ethan brings Cassie coffee, aka the fairy tale comes true.
A Valentine's Surprise - @peonyblossom 💘
Ethan is woken up early by his daughter, who needs his help making a Valentine's Day surprise for her mom.
A Very Scary Halloween - @jerzwriter 👻
Kaycee is delighted to be attending their first party as a couple, but the evening takes a frightening turn for Ethan.
A Very Important Question - @tveitertotwrites
Claire has an important question for Ethan.
A Visit Home - @choicesfanaf
Aru takes Ethan to a visit to her childhood home.
A Whisper in a Silent Night - @alwaysmychoices
In the early, uncommitted days of their relationship, Charlie makes a bold confession because thinks Ethan is asleep...
A Winter Morning - @potionsprefect ❄
Ethan and Victoria spend a rare morning off together
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