Sometimes a family can be a boy, his emotionally unavailable badass of a mother, and their reprogrammed cyborg killing machine from the future.
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had a fucking hilarious dream that tumblr replaced the "block" function with the far funnier "glock" function, which did the exact same thing except whenever anyone blocked you a random bullet hole, like a png of a bullet hole, would appear on your blog. discourse blogs were unreadable bc you'd go to the page and the sheer amount of bullet hole pngs stacked over the blogs obscured everything. I woke myself up laughing
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love when a dynamic is like. this would be deeply toxic for anyone else but considering the people involved this is actually far and away the healthiest option
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ENG PLAYERS I BESEECH YOU
I have been informed that you guys are getting part 4 of episode 7 tomorrow, which means we are FINALLY going to get the official romanization of Revaan's name, somebody please tell me because I need to know what it is.
like, yes, it's probably just Revan/Levan, but look, I'm sitting here with my finger over the button of all these Laverne and Shirley jokes and just waiting for the opportunity to deploy them --
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an epic save-the-world tv series ends in a "they all lived happily ever after" gets a sequel series but the sequel series is a low-stakes slice-of-life type show where these extremely powerful world-saving heroes have to contend with things like grocery shopping, PTA meetings, and broken refrigerators. The Redeemed Supervillain from season 1 suffers from Tony Hawk syndrome. The season-long throughline follows one of the dead-and-resurrected characters going through the bureaucracy being legally declared alive again.
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Paleontologist: I became a paleontologist because dinosaurs are cool
Astronomer: I became an astronomer because space is cool
Chemist: I became a chemist because explosions are cool
Archeologist: I became an archeologist because Indiana Jones is cool
Mycologist: I. Fucking. LOVE. Mushrooms.
Paleontologist: Uh…
Mycologist: IWillLiterallyMurderYouJustSoICanWatchFungiBreakDownYourDecayingRemainsDon’tTestMeBoneBoy
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how i’m feeling today and probably the rest of my life:
RIP Andre Braugher. gone too soon but never forgotten. thank you for bringing Raymond Holt into our lives and beautifully portrayed a queer black man in power. i’ll always cherish you and Captain Holt in my heart 🤍🕊️
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Is that... is that tims boat house??? Did tim let damian crash with him at his murder shack?
Like? It's this room from his murder shack
That's so cute I'm dying 😭
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The cast of Living Single.
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