#or even boba fett as a mermaid

[masterjedilenawrites]

hellooooo!! 1 and 16 for the ask game? with all the violence you would like to inflict >:)

Hiiiii! 👋 Ooh boy, these are good ones. Put up your dukes, I've got things to say! (unless you agree, then let's fight off the haters together lol)

the character everyone gets wrong

I'm going off the beaten path of clones (a bit) for this one... Boba Fett.

Now, to be fair, this character has been all over the place in canon. There's gaps in his story. There's legends stuff that some people still mix in to things. So I get how there's different takes or preferences or whatever. This is my take, and I'm throwing fists with both fandom and canon material equally (I'm looking at you Book of Boba Fett...)

Basically, long story short, I think the Mandalorian/Din Djarin stole a lot of Boba Fett's characterization. There is a delicate balance to Fett, where you need to play into the ruthless, faceless, mysterious bounty hunter with sick fight scenes and pithy one-liners... while also allowing for some quiet but meaningful moments of growth or change. And Din took all of that, which meant Boba's characterization had to be redirected elsewhere in canon.

And I see a lot more of the fandom latching on to that new direction instead of the characterization he started with prior to all the new shows and storylines. It's almost the opposite to the problem I have with Wolffe fics; there's too much fluffy tenderness and not enough toughness/badassery. Personally, I just don't care for it and will stick to the Boba Fett I've known since I first got into Star Wars over a decade ago.

16. you can't understand why so many people like this thing (characterization, trope, headcanon, etc)

I can understand the why behind most things, even if they aren't my cup of tea. But, one thing I do struggle to understand... mermaid AUs. What is the appeal there?? Of all the half-animal hybrids, why fish? How do you keep a character in-character when they have to swim around to get anything done? That just seems like it'd change a person. I sure would be a different person if I didn't have legs or a shirt and had to swim against tides and seaweed and whatever else is lurking down in the ocean. *shudders*

Good on anyone who likes them I guess, but I don get iiiiiiit. :/

[ariainstars]

What Makes a Story Satisfying?

This is of course only my own point of view, but it’s an idea that came to me recently. Like: why are some stories so satisfying that we love to read, hear or watch them over and over, and others aren’t?

A good, if not perfect way to make a story satisfying is a plot twist. In order to work, it must fulfil these prerequisites:

happen towards the end of the story

be wholly surprising, even better if “magical” (supernatural)

be connected with love / affection

lead to happiness / fulfilment

Good examples

In Beauty and the Beast, the magical moment takes place because Belle is wholly unaware of the nature of the spell that is being lifted. She is stunned and in awe when everything changes, and so are we.

In Snow White, the dwarfs and the prince do not know that the heroine is not dead but under a spell. Much of the happiness of the finale comes from the fact that her reawakening is a total, wondrous surprise for everybody involved.

In Cinderella, nobody was expecting that the heroine would have the second glass slipper at hand which would identify her as the right girl.

In The Little Mermaid, we do not expect that Ariel’s father will relent at last, much less that he has the power to give her a human form.

In Moon Knight, in Episode 4 Marc finds his alter ego Steven, and despite their earlier bickering they form a strong bond and, in the last two episodes, resolve Marc’s internal trauma together.

In the first classic Star Wars film, Han Solo comes back at the last moment to save his friend Luke. In The Empire Strikes Back, Leia can feel where Luke is so that they can rescue him. In Return of the Jedi, Darth Vader unexpectedly chooses to save his son in the end at the cost of his own life.

In The Last Jedi, Kylo / Ben kills Snoke in the throne room scene instead of Rey. This leads to a dramatic scene in which both young people fight the Imperial Guards together, effectively showing that together, Light Side and Dark Side are invincible.

The first season of The Mandalorian ends with the redemption of Greef Karga, the shady leader of the bounty hunter’s guild, after the mysterious child has healed his deadly wound with the aid of the Force.

The Book of Boba Fett ends with Mando’s unexpected rescue through Grogu, who stops the rancor’s aggression by influencing his mind through the Force.

I am also a huge fan of Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, among other things because its episodes kept surprising the viewer with unexpected, often sudden plot turns. Other Star Trek shows are much more predictable, which is why I usually can’t enjoy them.

The Netflix show Sex Education has some surprising developments and some satisfying ones, but I can’t think of a single one that is both.

The novel (and musical) The Phantom of the Opera ends with the bad guy / protagonist unexpectedly having compassion with the heroine and letting her go after she showed compassion to him in the first place, something he had never known before.

Bad examples

The awakening of Sleeping Beauty is not a surprise for the characters, again leaving the story without the surprise effect.

One of the reasons why I am not a big fan of the Star Wars prequel trilogy is its lack of surprises.

In The Phantom Menace we learn that the handmaiden Padmé is in truth the Queen Amidala of Naboo, but this is not a supernatural turn of events. Qui Gon is killed by Maul, without an explanation except for what we can make of it: young Anakin will be trained by the less experienced and mature Obi-Wan. This is never said anywhere however.

Attack of the Clones and Revenge of the Sith (although I find the latter a small masterpiece) also do not offer real surprises. As fans of the saga, we knew what would happen - Anakin would sire children, then turn to the Dark Side and Palpatine would take over the power over the galaxy.

Rogue One also does not offer any development or plot turn which we would not have already known or expected, and the end is depressing.

In The Clone Wars, the only unexpected development is Ahsoka leaving the Jedi temple; which is only sad and further emphasizes the moral decline of the Jedi Order.

In Ahsoka, Sabine does manage to master the Force in the end, but it leads to an open end.

Ben Solo’s ultimate redemption in The Rise of Skywalker, the only positive aspect to this atrocious movie, is not a plot twist. It happens step by step, not suddenly, and all except but the most dense of viewers already knew or highly suspected that it would happen.

In the tv show Obi-Wan Kenobi, we have Reva’s final decision to not hurt Luke after all: but since this comes out of nowhere, it falls flat.

The Mandalorian season 2 leaves a bitter aftertaste: Luke coming to Mando’s and his friend’s rescue is cool to look at, but it leads to the worst end possible - he separates Mando from Grogu, when the show made it clear from the very first episodes that these two belong together.

And now we come to the really boring part.

The Star Wars sequels, Loki, The Bad Batch, Ahsoka… all these stories offer no twist and no resolution. They introduce characters which we get attached to, and then don’t seem to know how to finish their arc.

Which leads me, in turn, to interpret why most of the latest Disney Star Wars stories suck.

They lead to no end.

There may be some surprise here and there, but it doesn’t have that twist that leaves you with that “Wow” feeling. The heroes are not saved by magic and love and they don’t find fulfilment. All these stories want is for us to continue watching, hoping that some further development will finally give the characters we have grown to love closure.

The problem is that - we don’t live forever, dear Disney studios. Neither do you.

[reckless-rider]

A list no one asked for! Anyway a list of all the Wilhelm Screams found in media according to IMDB Part 1.

Happy Family

1000 Ways to Die

16 Blocks

2.0

21 Jump Street

22 Jump Street

30 Days of Night 

Lost  (S5.E6) 

51

6:66 PM

A Christmas Story Christmas 

A Day to Die

A Dog’s Way Home

A Goofy Movie

A Simple Request

Simpsons (S32.E10)

A Star Is Born

Abominable 

Accepted 

Agent Cody Banks

Ainoat oikeat

Aladdin (2019)

Aladdin (1992)

Alex Cross

Dexter: Early Cuts (S1.E2)

The Adventures of Rocky and Bullwinkle (S1.E14) 

Aloha

Always

American Hero

Manipulated by Fingers

Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy 

The Angry Birds Movie

Angry Video Game Nerd: The Movie

Animator vs. Animation V

My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic (S3.E8)

Arctic Dogs 

Are We Done Yet?

Assignment to Kill

Astro Boy

Asterix: The Secret of the Magic Potions

Atomic Blonde

Avatar 

Avengers: Infinity War

April and the Extraordinary World 

Game of Thrones (S1.E9)

Leap!

Barbie in a Mermaid Tale 2

Barbie in the Pink Shoes

Batman Returns

Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice

Battle Creek Brawl

Baywatch 

Beauty and the Beast (1991)

Money Heist (S2.E6)

Ben 10: Race Against Time 

Beta Test

Clarence (S3.E12)

Bionicle: The Legend Reborn

Black Sheep

Mythbusters (S9.E6)

Family Guy (S6.E1)

Bolt

House (S7.E15)

Bon Bini Holland

Borrowed Time

Bounty Killer

Brainstorming 

Bratz

Calamity Jane: Wild West Legend

Captain America: The First Avenger 

Cars

Cars 2

Lupin (S2.E5)

Stars Wars: Clone Wars (S2.E7)

Stars Wars: Clone Wars (S3.E4)

The Book of Boba Fett (S1.E7)

Chisum

Stars Wars: Clone Wars (S3.E20)

Clash of the Titans

Clifford the Big Red Dog 

Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs

Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs 2

Colin 

Fast & Furious Spy Racers (S2.E4)

Amphibia (S3.E11)

Blindspot (S2.E5)

Confessions of a Dangerous Mind

Corto Maltese (S1.E1)

Community (S3.E18)

Cowboys & Aliens

Cradle 2 the Grave 

Crawlspace

Fantasy Island (S4.E8)

Lego Star Wars: Droid Tales (S1.E2)

Community (S2.E18)

Dragon Wars: D-War

DOA: Dead or Alive

Daddy’s Home

Daddy’s Perfect Little Girl 

Star Wars: The Clone Wars (S7.E7)

Dante’s Peak

Agency of Vengeance: Dark Rising 

Date Movie

Day & Night

De film van Dylan Haegens

Deadpool 2

Lego Star Wars: All-Stars (S1.E3)

Death Proof

Star Wars: The Clone Wars (S2.E20)

Two Is a Family

Despicable Me

Despicable Me 2

Diary of a Wimpy Kid 

Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Dog Days 

The Goldfish 

Die Hard with a Vengeance 

DieRy

Dinocroc vs. Supergator

Dinoshark

Drawn Together (S1.E6)

Distant Drums

District 9

Django Unchained 

Community (S3.E8)

Doom

Littlest Pet Shop (S1.E23)

Down by the Riverside 

Due Date 

Galavant (S1.E6)

Blizzards of Souls

Maverick (S3.E10)

Ein Rabe namens Poe

Elf: Buddy’s Musical Christmas

Encanto

Enchanted 

Star Trek Phase II (S1.E6)

Enthiran

Community (S2.E6)

Toren C (S2.E2)

Maverick (S2.E6)

Evening Class

Ever After High: Dragon Games

Everything Wrong with… (S9.E100)

Everything Wrong with… (S10.E105)

Everything Wrong with… (S4.E24)

Regular Show (S4.E1)

Lego Star Wars: Droid Tales (S1.E1)

Explorers 

Extinct

Outlander (S3.E13)

F9: The Fast Saga 

Face Eater 

Fantastic Four

Feast 

Feels Good Man

Doom Patrol (S2.E5)

Lego Star Wars: Droid Tales (S1.E4)

Flushed Away 

Regular Show (S6.E16)

Freddy vs. Ghostbusters

Free Guy

Fresh 

The Simpsons (S28.E2)

The Loud House (S1.E2)

Community (S5.E5)

Getaway

Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance 

Ghost Rock

Ghosted 

God of War

God of War III

Golden Dreams

Grabbers

CSI: NY (S1.E4)

Gremlins 2: The New Batch

Grey Eyes

Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2

SMG4 (S6.E36)

Guns Akimbo

Family Guy (S20.E14)

Hacksaw Ridge 

Halo Wars

Hancock

Hardcore Henry 

Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle

Harper 

Hellboy 

Star Wars: Rebels (S3.E5)

Hercules 

The Boys (S3.E6)

Schnitzel Paradise 

Hillary’s America: The Secret History of the Democratic Party 

Epic Rap Battles of History (S3.E1)

Hitman: Agent 47

Ninjago: Masters of Spinjitzu (S1.E2)

Home Team

Masters of Horror (S1.E6)

Homefront

How 13 Props are Made for Movies and TV

How It Should Have Ended (S9.E2)

How It Should Have Ended (S8.E18)

Howard the Duck

A Frozen Rooster

I Am David

Impasse

In a Valley of Violence

Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull

Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade

Indiana Jones and the Staff of Kings

Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom

Inglourious Basterds 

Injustice 

Inspector Gadget (S2.E26)

Community (S2.E17)

Ultimate Spider-Man (S2.E12)

Jason and the Argonauts

Jiu Jitsu 

Jumanji: The Next Level

Juno

Just Visiting 

Justice 

Katy Perry: Roar

My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic (S3.E10)

Keeping Up with the Joneses

Kill Bill: Vol. 1

Cyanide and Happiness Shorts (S1.E140)

Kill Possible 

Nostalgia Critic (S12.E28)

King Kong

Kingdom of Heaven

Klitschko

Knight Rider (S1.E3)

Steven Universe (S4.E2)

Knowing

From Up on Poppy Hill

Kung Fu Panda

Lego Star Wars Summer Vacation 

Dogmatix and the Indomitables (S1.E15)

Land of the Pharaohs

Tad: The Lost Explorer

The Legend of Hallowaiian

Legends of Oz: Dorothy’s Return

Legion of Iron

Lego Beyond Worlds

Lego Marvel Super Heroes: Maximum Overload

Lego the Lord of the Rings: The Video Game

Leprechaun 6: Back 2 Tha Hood

Lethal Weapon 2

Lethal Weapon 4

License to Wed

[fictionz]

New Fiction 2022 - July

The Bible, Douay-Rheims, Complete - "1 Paralipomenon" ed. Richard Challoner (1752)

More begetting children and all their names before coming back around to more of David's reign. So many chapters are just appendices to previous events.

The Bible, Douay-Rheims, Complete - "2 Paralipomenon" ed. Richard Challoner (1752)

Two Paralipomenon, say that five times fast. So now it's on to Solomon and his riches (again), Roboam talking about how his little finger is bigger than his dad's dick, and Jeroboam getting whipped with scorpions all the way to the fall of Jerusalem. It's basically another look at what we saw in Kings.

Dracula Daily - "July" by Bram Stoker & ed. Matt Kirkland (1897, 2021)

Dracula’s finally outta that musty old castle, though leaving Jonathan in the lurch is quite the cliffhanger. And that poor, poor captain.

Bad Hare Day by R.L. Stine (1996)

A mish-mash of various ideas from earlier books. It has the vibe of Haunted Mask and stealing secrets from weird adults, the experimenting with illicit stuff from Monster Blood, animal transformations from various books, bratty younger sister who bullies the protagonist, a Slappy-like snarky villainous character. It’s too much of a remix and more slapstick than horror.

Egg Monsters from Mars by R.L. Stine (1996)

A decent creature story, but the latter half kind of sags with the protagonist spending a lot of time just trapped in a freezer and struggling to stay warm. The villain is genuinely frightening but also one-dimensional and doesn't really explain his motivation well. And there's not enough of the egg monsters. It's close to a top tier book but just sputters too much along the way.

"Bathtub Mermaid" by Edith Zimmerman (2022)

Someone has to hear about the doll thief.

"its time for… the dark cabinet" by itstimeforcomics-blog (2015)

When you least suspect it.

Lost Highway dir. David Lynch (1997)

One can see the continuation of a theme in Lynch’s work since Blue Velvet. Does he want us see the darkness or the light?

Mad God dir. Phil Tippett (2022)

If the journey ends for you, it doesn’t mean it’s the end.

Mr. Malcolm's List dir. Emma Holly Jones (2022)

British accents always class up the cruelty.

Thor: Love and Thunder dir. Taika Waititi (2022)

Whoof, what a drop from Ragnarok.

Chip 'n Dale: Rescue Rangers dir. Akiva Schaffer (2022)

A reflection of a reflection that is unaware of what it sees.

Where the Crawdads Sing dir. Olivia Newman (2022)

Pump up the volume on the mystery, tone down the romance.

Nope dir. Jordan Peele (2022)

The most fun take on Jaws since the original. A real hoot and also really fucked up at times. An understanding of horror by someone who continues to bring cool ideas to movies.

Vengeance dir. B. J. Novak (2022)

You get awful close but you shouldn’t have been the face of it. Now we ask, what did we learn?

Fear Street Part One: 1994 dir. Leigh Janiak (2021)

Really going for it right out of the gate. I’m in. Now I need to know if I should go back and read Fear Street after reading this bunch of Goosebumps books.

Fear Street Part Two: 1978 dir. Leigh Janiak (2021)

Even the devil craves a kind word.

Fear Street Part Three: 1666 dir. Leigh Janiak (2021)

Legacy is mankind’s ruin.

Goosebumps - "Bad Hare Day" (1996)

Erf, the book was rough, and the episode doesn’t do itself any favors by leaning into the snarky villain.

Chip 'n Dale: Rescue Rangers (1988-1990)

A nostalgia bomb like every one of these 90s cartoons tends to be, though the tropes eventually wear thin when watching it all in one go. Monterey Jack may be what crystallized my appreciation of cheese.

Better Call Saul - Season 5 (2020)

This show... it doesn’t build the way Breaking Bad builds. It’s more of a roller coaster with the sense of hitting the same drop a few too many times. This season is a bookmark in place while you wait for the extra season that should have been season five.

The Book of Boba Fett (2021-2022)

I feel bad for the actors and crew of this ostensibly standalone TV show. Your makers should have had the fortitude to stick the vision.

Obi-Wan Kenobi (2022)

Better, but only because it is exactly what I remember. It’s comfortable, like an old pair of socks.

[thefact0rygirl]

Picture me this, Boba being mean when he's fucking you and then feeling kinda bad about it (even though you obviously liked it) so he waits until he thinks you're asleep to apologise and he gets all in his feelings but you're still awake and when Boba tells you he loves you cause he thinks you can't hear him, you just say "I love u too".

you got me right in my heart and i had to spew something out because wow oh wow such a top tier thot, you majestic, big-brained mermaid.  this is a small token of my love for this thought, i hope you enjoy (even though this doesn’t even scratch the surface at how incredible this is).

warnings: consensual rough sex, some name calling, boba getting in his feelings, maybe a little fluff? but like really angsty, fluff. no beta.

nsfw 18+ under the cut

It shouldn’t be me.

Boba curses under his breath as he lurches forward into you, his hands landing on your shoulders to push you down hard with his full weight. Your skin is so soft, so warm while his scar-littered chest feels like sand-paper, cold and scratchy as he pushes you into the bed, his hips snapping at a brutal pace.

Your moans are making the stone walls vibrate as your pussy clenches and he can feel your wetness slicking your inner thighs. It causes another wave of hot arousal to drop in his stomach and all he can think is that it shouldn’t be him. He is not soft. He is not sweet, and he is not kind. The exact opposite of you and yet, your body is rooted to the bed by him, your hands fist the blankets, pulling them up like dirt as you bloom under his roughness.

He starts muttering something, you can’t hear the word but they almost sound angry, like he is scolding you.

“D—dirty girl — fuck — letting me fuck you,” He hisses darkly, fucking you strong and steady. “Nasty little thing. Getting wet for a scummy man.”

Maker, you turn your head to the side to look up at him through glassy eyes and cry out his name through his delicious and brutal intrusion. It’s impossible, but it’s like you can hear the creeping self-doubt and for a moment he wonders if he’s been voicing it this entire time. Regardless, you push your hips back against him in defiance of them, showing your eagerness and consent for him. Him, with his scarred body and questionable morals.

“Take me so fucking well,” He grits with every mean thrust, the growls of praise getting lost in the wet slaps on your hips against his thighs. It steals away every sense from you, leaving you a writhing mess, as he falls deeper into bliss. He moves faster, thrusting faster to escape his thoughts. Find release and lose the ability to think of the the doubt of your want and desire for him.

The way your whines wrap around his name, dragging out the syllables makes his rubs tightened as he feels his body squeeze for a final time before releasing. You bear down on him as hard as you can, feeling his cock pulse against your quivering walls. His rough hands grab your hips and force them up to see this as he feels his release starts to drip down around him.

For a moment he forgets the self-doubt, the uncertainty of his actions, but the bubbling misconduct from before starts to burn up inside him. You’re so soft, so gentle and strong all at the same time, but you’r not him. You’re not seedy and loathsome like he is, the great Boba Fett, and without another moment he is pulling up and away from as if his own tragedy would seep into your skin.

It shouldn’t be me.

—————

It gets harder to push away the doubt. You were upset the last time he apologized to you for going rough.

“I’m not fragile, Boba. I know what I like, you don’t have to walk around eggshells with me. Don’t start acting different, I don’t think I could take it.”

After that, he fucked you extra rough to remind himself you just how rough he can be. He didn’t bother calling you any of the sweet names he has for you. No, he just slammed you against the wall of Slave I, tearing away your clothes and pushing in you with just your natural slickness as lubricant.

“You like this?”

“Like when I hold you down and take what I want? Turn you into my little slut?”

You came so hard, got so fucking wet he had to change his pants afterwards.

But the kindling spark of unease stayed with him, flaring up as his tenderness for you rose. It’s all so raw and unfamiliar, spreading through his body like a slow burning fire, tightening and tightening with bitterness of unease and the sweetness of affection.

He doesn’t know how to rationalize it for himself, let alone tell you. All he knows is he isn’t as okay pushing you into the nearest wall, scratching up your back or leaving budding bruises from his lips and fingers. He knows you like it, he had your consent ages ago and a safe word established. But it still makes him worry.

That’s why he settled on apologies. They’re the middle ground. You don’t hurt the ones you love, and if you do, you say you’re sorry. That’s what they teach kids, right?

And so, he apologies for your scratched knees and ripped clothing and love bitten skin, even though you don’t like it. He has to, even if you don’t listen.

Like now.

He’s cleaned you up and now you’re fast asleep in his arms with your back pressed into his chest. You keep your fingers intertwined with his so he can’t pull away from you without putting in an effort and risk waking you.

Moonlight pours in through the window, making your skin shimmer like precious gemstones as his tattered flesh dulls in comparison. It’s there under the silence of the night that he starts his confession, only the moon awake to listen.

“I’m sorry. And I tell you this because you’re asleep and can’t yell at me for apologizing. Again.”

He feels your slow breathing pushing against him and he hunches over, wrapping his thick body around yours as he nuzzles his nose against the back of your neck.

“I don’t know why I keep saying sorry, but I know I’m afraid. Afraid that one day this will be too much and all of this will end. It’s why I keep apologizing, even though I know it annoys you. But I’m okay telling you this when you’re passed out because this is the only remedy I can think of.”

He pauses, taking a moment to slow his own breathing to match your own. Your scent is so sweet, so comforting, like the memories with his father. It’s enough for him to continue.

“You won’t believe me if I tell you how much you mean to me. But I love you. I hardly even understand it myself. I haven’t felt this way before. I want to find the perfect words, but we both know I’m shit at that anyway. But I want you to realize, eventually, maybe someday, how much I need you. I love you, cyare.”

He doesn’t expect a response, and with his confession received by the moons of Tatooine, he buries his face deeper into your flesh as he lets your essence carry him into unconsciousness.

And then, he feels it. A pressure against his hand, warmth coming through his calluses and he feels your chest raise in a lazy chuckle.

“I love you, too, Boba.”

[lillianofliterature]

about me. . .

Lillian, 23, she/her, panromantic asexual, pots, adhd, infp, 2w1

follower of Jesus, friend to bugs, obsessed with dinosaurs

aspiring author, fanfic writer, jewelry maker & paleoartist

what i’m typing. . .

REQUESTS

"silver fox”, terry silver x younger!reader [age gap] [mini series]

ONE-SHOTS/MINI SERIES

“extending hospitality”, obi-wan kenobi x reader [part three] [mini series conclusion] ON HIATUS

“reflections of the heart”, severus snape x reader [mini series]

“the guilt of seven graves”, severus snape x reader [one-shot] [dark content warning]

"of gits and glowers", severus snape x reader [one-shot]

links and resources. . .

main masterlist

imagines/preferences masterlist

request guidelines

my spotify (including character themed playlists and povs)

characters i obsess over. . .

alan grant, aragorn, august booth, beetlejuice, beorn, bofur, bruno madrigal, daniel larusso, data soong, din djarin, dwalin, eddie munson, elrond, frodo baggins, george of the jungle, haldir, heimdall, jack sparrow, jareth, johnny lawrence, killian jones, loki, obi-wan kenobi, remus lupin, rick o'connell, rumplestiltskin/mr. gold, severus snape, silco, spencer shay, spock, tarrant hightopp, terry silver, thranduil, tyrion lannister

ariel, arya stark, brienne of tarth, danaerys targaryen, emma swan, frankie bernstein, jinx, katniss everdeen, leia organa, merida, mulan, natasha romanoff, regina mills, sansa stark, zelena

my fandoms. . . 

TV/SERIES:

once upon a time, outlander, arcane, star trek (tos, tng, voy, pic), stargate (sg-1, atlantis, universe), cobra kai, game of thrones, good omens, our flag means death, the last of us, the clone wars, the mandalorian, the book of boba fett, the falcon and the winter soldier, loki, avatar: the last airbender, the legend of korra, grace and frankie, the waltons, matlock, sherlock, icarly, 2000s nickelodeon/disney channel shows

MOVIES:

the hobbit, the lord of the rings, harry potter, the chronicles of narnia, star wars, star trek, marvel/mcu, jurassic park/world, pirates of the caribbean, the karate kid (I-III), labyrinth, hunt for the wilderpeople, sense and sensibility (1995), alice in wonderland (2010), finding neverland (2004), the phantom of the opera (2004), beetlejuice, the nightmare before christmas, the little mermaid, emperor’s new groove, tinker bell, and a gazillion more 

BOOKS:

the hunger games, the hobbit, the lord of the rings, the true confessions of charlotte doyle, percy jackson series, the selection series, anything austen or brontë, and a lot of heckin’ good fanfiction

WEBTOONS/COMICS:

lore olympus, let’s play, midnight in poppy land, the wolfman of wulvershire, suitor armor, he’s harmless i swear, the first night with the duke, the remarried empress, tricked into becoming the heroine’s stepmother, subzero, what’s up beanie, not even bones, my gently raised beast, your throne, madame outlaw, the wrath & the dawn, forever after, siren’s lament, eaternal nocturnal, age matters, of swamp & sea, lady knight, house of stars, archie comics: big ethel energy, blood stain, punderworld, i love yoo, brass & sass, miss widow, and even more (obviously I’m obsessed with them)

VIDEO GAMES:

animal crossing: new horizons, animal crossing: new leaf, animal crossing: city folk, breath of the wild, the wind waker, jedi fallen order, the last of us (I & II), any and all lego games, and more!

MUSIC/GENRES:

film scores/soundtracks, musicals, reggae, alternative/indie, celtic punk, celtic music, various independent instrumentals/composers, folk rock, 70s/80s rock, indie folk, pop, and a sprinkle of everything else (I listen to almost every genre, it just depends on what my soul needs in the moment! music is so cathartic, i’m almost always listening to it)

james newton howard, howard shore, bear mccreary, rachel portman, anne dudley, alexandre desplat, john powell, john williams, harry gregson-williams, mark isham, bob marley & the wailers, jack johnson, dave matthews band, red house painters, iron & wine, cat stevens, daft punk, adele, lord huron, fleetwood foxes, dodie, birdy, avril lavigne, priscilla ahn, AND SO MANY MORE! (i freaking love music)

if you want to know more or chat about any shared fandoms or inquire about unlisted fandoms or interests, just dm me!

[bytedykes]

Hi link the ship post Mandy sent an ask for bc I can't find it and want to rb it also silec for it bc you were talking about it a few days ago uwu

DECIPHERING THESE WORDS TOOK ME A HOT SECOND ASDLKFJS here’s mandy’s malec one i just answered https://peachygos.tumblr.com/post/637506982501302272/malec-for-the-ship-thing

and now i shall answer the questions for silec! (im not even a huge silec shipper but like the chemistry,,, i would like to see 👀)

who’s the werewolf and who’s the hunter

hunter simon lmao because do u rlly think this nerd could pull off being a werewolf?? absolutely not, simon ily and im so sorry for slandering u like this but i am absolutely right. he probably mistakes alec’s wolf form for an actual wolf and talks to him like he’s a dog and trips over tree roots or smth and alec, wolf shaped, is watching this happen like. wow. cant believe im going to kiss him. no im gonna

who’s the mermaid and who’s the fisherman

fisherman simon hehe hes collecting shells or smth and alec is floating around nearby watching him and simon picks up a rock like “woah this one looks like boba fett!” and alec is like what the fuck what the fuck what the f- and then they interact. bonus points if alec saves simon from drowning at some point lmao

who’s the witch and who’s the familiar

chaotic disorganized trying his best witch simon and tired dead inside exasperated familiar alec. simon accidentally spills smth into his potion and it explodes and alec is just sitting there like please god help us all

who’s the barista and who’s the coffee addict

barista simon, he sees this tired as hell hot tall guy with a briefcase or smth -- idk maybe alec is a lawyer? workaholic smh -- walk into the shop and he’s like 😳 guess i’m just going to talk. so much. and accidentally spill hot coffee on myself. and embarrass myself so completely and utterly and raphael is laughing at me and mr cute guy is looking at me from over the counter and oh my god he’s smiling... im dead. and alec is just kind of endeared bc wow this is one clumsy man i think i will come to this coffee shop over and over and over again for my daily 69 shots (/j) of caffeine. yk what i just realized? silec and geraskier give off the same superficial vibes. pog /ironic

who’s the professor and who’s the TA

do i keep having to include this question? i still dont know. im never going to know. slkdfjhs professor alec TA simon no thought still head keeps getting progressively more empty

who’s the knight and who’s the prince(ss)

if its a rescue situation then simon is the prince and alecs the night, if its just a castle romance then simon is the endearingly awkward very kind knight and alec is the grumpy but not-so-secretly sweet prince whose work load is beating his ass and he is beating its ass right back. but also tho gardener/prince is underrated so um gardener alec prince simon

who’s the teacher and who’s the single parent

would not trust simon to be a single parent in my life (said with love) so single parent alec and teacher simon. simon is good with kids just not like,,, 24/7 on his own fhsjkdds 

who’s the writer and who’s the editor

fantasy writer simon grumpy pretends he hates fantasy but secretly in love with simons writing editor alec (editors who see this post dont bully me please i know i dont know how the book industry works sdkfjwdfsh)

I HOPE U LIKED THAT MWAH

[kyurilin]

Daydreams, Caress, and Freckles

Daydreams - if you could be anything or anyone, who would you be?

I would 100% be a mermaid. Mermaids are awesome.

Caress - do you like to snuggle?

Yeah but like with conditions. I'm not a very touchy person and don't even give hugs until a certain point into friendship so like it depends.

Freckles - most-worn article of clothing?

Just by how long I've had it, it's gotta be my Boba Fett shirt I got from the sci-fi museum in Seattle. In 2006. Somehow it still fits and isn't torn up or anything even though I was 13 when I got it

[alexsprincessparty]

Oh Boy, What a Week

Disney is a lot like Survivor in the way that "just when you think you know what's going on, you have no idea what's going on." (Shoutout to Sebastian from Survivor: Ghost Island...) A company can campaign all it wants about inspiring young girls to Dream Big, Princess while its men (both in the company and within its fandom) get away with belittling women and girls of all ages. Just this week, it was announced that John Lasseter would step down from his role of Principal Creative Advisor, following allegations of sexual misconduct from numerous women he's worked with. Earlier in the week, newly-minted Star Wars star Kelly Marie Tran disappeared from Instagram following overwhelming harassment from angry male Star Wars fans. As this is a Disney blog that discusses gender-focused issues (especially surrounding females), I feel compelled to discuss these issues as a kind of break from Princess discussion, as Disney Princesses are just one facet of so-called Disney Feminism. What happens in our films is one thing, but we still need to focus on what is happening around us, behind the scenes and off the page.

Monsters, Inc, or, the Scary Stuff Behind Pixar's Closed Doors

Let's begin with Lasseter. John Lasseter is best known as one of the co-founders of Pixar Animation Studios, the studio that brought us Toy Story, Finding Nemo, and Cars. Up until recently, he was Chief Creative Officer at Walt Disney Animation Studios (Wreck-It Ralph, Frozen, Moana) as well as DisneyToon Studios (DuckTales, Planes), as well as Principal Creative Director of Walt Disney Imagineering. So, naturally, we all associate Lasseter with his achievements and creations (as well as his trademark Hawaiian shirts). In late 2017, just days before the theatrical release of Disney-Pixar's Coco, Lasseter came under fire for sexual misconduct towards several female employees. Numerous women came out in protest of Lasseter, claiming the 61-year-old Disney head had repeatedly tried to kiss other female employees on the mouth without their consent, give very lengthy and inappropriate hugs (particularly with the actresses of the Disney Fairies franchise), touch inappropriately (one employee stated he would rub her leg under the table at meetings), and make comments about employees' appearances. This led to an apologetic statement from Lasseter, who subsequently took a six-month sabbatical from Disney, after which he will take on a lesser role before leaving for good this December. As I said, Lasseter is renowned for his art and his leadership, as well as his innovative contributions to the animation medium. Rightfully so. 1995's Toy Story, directed by Lasseter, was the first-ever feature film to be animated completely in 3D animation. Pixar specialized in this medium, but Walt Disney Animation Studios would not give it a shot for itself until 2005's Chicken Little, just before Lasseter took over WDAS. Today, nearly every Disney animated feature since 2010's Tangled has been animated in CGI. Lasseter and Pixar blew the door wide open on CGI animation, which dominates the animation industry today, Disney or otherwise. Add that to the work he's done as a writer or producer on films as early as The Fox and The Hound, through the Disney Renaissance, numerous Studio Ghibli classics, all the way up to the upcoming sequels to Wreck-It Ralph, Frozen, and Toy Story--the film that put his company on the map. These are all great accomplishments, but are they really worth putting over the basic needs of security and safety for women in the workplace? Should we really excuse habitual predators and violators based solely on the fact that they're great artists, actors, athletes, musicians? Perhaps it's best left to an individual basis, as some people are better at separating art from artist. For example, I love Toy Story. It is indeed a revolutionary film, a well-written one, and incredibly memorable. In fact, I love a lot of the work Lasseter has done with Disney, and Disney-Pixar. That said, while I cannot put myself in the shoes of the women he affected, I won't simply forgive him because of how much I loved WALL-E. It doesn't work like that. So then, why are so many supporters of the #MeToo movement quick to initiate boycotts of someone's work after these allegations come out? Great question. It's as simple as cutting off a supply, so to speak. Since the allegations against Lasseter came out just before Coco's release, some had planned to boycott the film in protest of Lasseter (which I don't recommend, because 1. a loooooot of other people worked on that film, and 2. it's the only feature film Disney has produced around Mexican culture that also features Hispanic voice talent). What it says is, "if you hurt or violate other women, we will no longer support you." The accused no longer have that supply. It could be a financial supply, an emotional supply of "but you're still so great though!" or "it's okay because I'll still be up at the Oscars/Golden Globes/Annies this year anyway." That, again, is probably best left to an individual basis, that is, you do what you feel is right. 

For example, T.J. Miller very quickly lost favor with me after he came under fire for numerous actions (including violence, transphobia, and also calling in a fake bomb threat! A piece of work, this one), yet still, I saw Deadpool 2...mostly because Ryan Reynolds and Zazie Beetz. And Yukio. (Hi, Yukio.)

If Disney wants to continue to promise a safe workplace environment for women, then it has to commit to punishing violators within its doors, no matter how high on the food chain they are. Nobody should be "too big to fail." Misogyny: A Star Wars Story

You could argue that Star Wars has declined in quality since Disney's acquisition of Lucasfilm in the early-to-mid 2010s. Perhaps it got too...you know, Disney. Too soft? Maybe. Too predictable? Yeah, sure, I could see that. But the most common scapegoats for this tend to be not Disney, and not Lucasfilm. Not even J.J. Abrams, or Rian Johnson, or Ron Howard.

Nope. It's the women. Earlier in the week, actress Kelly Marie Tran suddenly disappeared from Instagram amid a flurry of hateful comments from angry Star Wars fans. Tran made her Star Wars debut in last year's polarizing eighth installment, Star Wars: The Last Jedi, as Resistance tech Rose Tico. Since the film's release, many have criticized and questioned the need for Rose, as well as Tran's talents as an actress, in addition to her appearance. I know. Surprise. Granted, a lot of post-Disney Star Wars has seen its fair share of criticism, and it's normal to criticize cinema, regardless of how much you like it. However, I have to point out a glaring pattern with some recent Star Wars gripes. A lot of issues, particularly with male Star Wars fans, are with its new streak of female protagonists. Rey. Jyn Erso. Rose Tico. Maz Kanata. Captain Phasma. Qi'ra. Vice Admiral Amilyn Holdo. These are just a portion of the cinematic female characters introduced by Lucasfilm since its acquisition by Disney, many of which have been panned by the saga's male fanbase not only as "useless" or "boring," but also "pandering to women because representation/SJWs/libtards/[insert buzzword here]!" While I think all those characters invite their own well-deserved criticisms. However, simply blaming the new films' failures on the fact that they have female protagonists? Sounds fake, but okay. "Rey is the hero? But Finn was holding the lightsaber in the trailer! WTF is this?" You didn't complain about Poe Dameron essentially being the new Han Solo. "Captain Phasma is a waste of space! She didn't do anything!" Boba Fett though? "Rose stole Finn's heroic moment, what a bitch!" BECAUSE WE'RE NOT FIGHTING THE THINGS WE HATE, WE'RE SAVING THINGS WE LOVE, KEVIN "Jyn Erso is such a flat character, why is it all about women now?" Because maybe, just maybe, it would be awesome for female fans of Star Wars to see other females in Star Wars. Sounds pretty novel if you ask me. This seems to be a long-running problem with Star Wars. In fact, Tran is not the only Star Wars lady bullied off Instagram by overzealous male fans. Only a few years ago, Rey herself, Daisy Ridley, suffered the same fate and still hasn't returned to the website (honestly? Probably for the best). You can't claim that just because Emilia Clarke, Gwendoline Christie, Lupita Nyong'o, and Laura Dern haven't buckled as well, that Tran and Ridley are "sissies" and not oppressed. Believe me, they are (Clarke and Christie probably deal with this crap as Game of Thrones stars as well so they're probably just used to it). "But we didn't harass Carrie Fisher!" You reduced Princess Leia to a metal bikini until Disney intervened and conveniently forgot about it when it came to merchandising.

Again, you can argue that Disney is ruining Star Wars. I might even agree. But it's not because they keep utilizing female protagonists. In fact, Disney's only Star Wars film with a male protagonist, Solo: A Star Wars Story, has been the least profitable of the Disney/Lucasfilm era. That's not to say the male protagonist was to blame, of course. Personally, I think the problem is Star Wars fatigue, that is, Disney oversaturating us with Star Wars to the point where we just can't take it anymore. But yeah, go ahead and blame the women, sure. Clearly it has been an interesting week for female Disney fans. Some good, some bad. But, hakuna matata, I guess. The world still sucks. But remember the Fairy Godmother's words: "Even miracles take a little time." (I don't remember if she actually said this, but there's a lot of cute Tumblr gifs of her saying it, so she must have said it, right?) I'll be swimming back this way soon for The Little Mermaid, so hang tight. I've just got some bigger fish to fry at the moment. Dream Big Princess!

[anotherkriffingreyloblog]

Storytime! So last Sunday, I was supposed to attend a voluntary event for a good cause. I had been scheduled nearly a month in advance to attend as Rey, but I could not go at the last minute. It really upset me and put me in an anti-social mood. I was really excited for this event, and when I realized I couldn't go, I was crushed. Luckily, last weekend was my birthday and with birthdays come a few presents. One of them was a ticket to the Michigan Renaissance Festival. Those who know me know I'm a fan of things Renaissance. I had already been there this year twice, as Rey, and had a blast. The downside was the ticket price. A friend of mine was generous enough to give me a ticket for my birthday so I wouldn't have to pay $25 to go back. While Rey is not a Renaissance character, I never had anyone come in my face and rudely tell me I was dressed inappropriately or was looking for attention. People may have said some stuff behind my back, but lions do not lose sleep over the opinions of sheep. In fact, people loved it. Some asked me if I was a Skywalker (I can already tell you that she is NOT in anyway related to Luke Skywalker) and where BB-8 was. Some even mentioned that I must have been lost, in a 'character gets lost in another world' way. It's fun. But last Sunday, I had an encounter I will never forget in all my years as a cosplayer. This made my day and I feel like I will be talking about this for years. "Look who's right there! It's Rey!" This mother told her son as I was sitting on a bench breaking the rules and looking at Facebook. When I heard her, I put my phone away and went to greet the kid. He was the sweetest child I ever encountered as a character. I don't remember how the beginning of our conversation went, but he was really excited to see me. He himself was very talkative while his little brother did not say much. I remained in character while talking and lostening to him, and his little brother picks up a rock and hands it to me. "I don't think Rey is interested in rocks buddy." "Actually, I think they're very interesting. There aren't any on Jakku." I took the rock from him and pretended to examine it. Then the big brother says he has a whole bag of rocks and gems and offered me one. He was very enthusiastic about his collection of stones and 'mermaid gems' so I didn't want to say no. I let him choose and he gave me this little white rock. When I asked him where he got all these stones, he said, "People have been giving me stuff for free." Being Rey, a person who never got any free stuff, I said, "Well I would certainly like to receive free stuff." So he asks his mom if he can walk me across the bench to a shop that offered free Twizzlers. "They're like these long twizzly candies." "Long like this?" I ask as I point at my staff. "Not long like that and much more twizzly." We go into the shop and he asks the shop owner for a Twizzler. "I told my friend Rey that you have free Twizzlers. Can she have one?" I get one, we go back outside, I start eating it. I've tried these candies before and know how they taste, but pretended it was my first time trying them. He talks to me about Boba Fett, who I guess was spotted around somewhere. Since Rey doesn't know who he is, I say I don't know him and he goes on and on about him. "Would you like to get a picture with Rey before we go?" His mom asks. We get a nice picture on the bench. I tell him it was very nice to meet him and I was sorry I didn't get his name. He says hesitantly, "It's Ben, actually." "Ben. I really like that name. It was nice to meet you Ben." "Ok bye, Rey!" I've had encounters with kids who thought I was the character I was dressed as, but most of them were very shy or didn't say much. This will by far be my favorite. So, thank you Ben, and your sweet brother and great parents. I hope our paths cross again someday.

[bluebellhairpin]

Full Character List

Please read it. Send Requests. I’m Lonely.

When you request, you can add up to three of the dialogue starters from the list below with the character that you choose. 

If you request a genre too (Angst, fluff, etc), it’d be really helpful. Remeber these are all ideas to help prompt you to send something in, then hopefully that will prompt me to write something in return. You don’t have to use the suggestions below, you can send in your own. These are simply a guide. 

AU Prompts - 

You can request one AU with your character. If you want we can spice things up and have two (ie. Modern + Soulmate AU’s). 

Modern AU

Royal AU

Soulmate AU

Hanahaiki AU

Mermaid AU

Coffee Shop AU

Neighbor AU

Medieval AU 

Punk AU 

Vampire AU

Pacific Rim AU

A/B/O AU

Character List - 

A full list of characters that I can feel I can write for. This list can shrink and expand, but there should always be a decent amount of people to pick from. 

Fandoms in BOLD are fandoms I’m writing for now. 

Characters in BOLD are the ones from the fandom I’m currectly willing to write for. 

Haikyuu!!!

Tsukishima Kei

Asahi Azumane

Daichi Sawamura

Sugawara Koushi

Ukai Kaishin

Oikawa Tooru

Kuroo Tetsurou

Bokuto Kotaro 

Boku No Hero Academia

Toshinori Yagi/All Might

Keigo Takami/Hawks

Dabi

Shota Aizawa/Eraserhead 

Rumi Usagiyama/Mirko

Kugo Sakamata/Gang Orca

Taishiro Toyomitsu/Fatgum

Mirio Togata/Lemillion

Attack on Titan

Levi Ackerman

Erwin Smith

Miche Zacharias

Hange Zoe

Reiner Braun 

Kenny Ackerman

Red Dead Redemption 2

Arthur Morgan

Charles Smith 

Sadie Adler

Other 

Daisuke Kambe (Millionaire Detective: Balance Unlimited) 

Sherlock Holmes (Sherlock/Enola Holmes)

Raymond Smith (The Gentlemen) 

Raleigh Becket  (Pacific Rim) 

John Gillman/Homelander (The Boys)

Star Wars

Anakin Skywalker 

Poe Dameron

Din Djarin

Obi Wan Kenobi

Boba Fett

DC Comics

Bruce Wayne/Batman

Jason Todd/Red Hood

Dick Grayson/Nightwing

Arthur Curry/Aquaman

Marvel

Loki Laufeyson 

Bucky Barnes/The Winter Solider

Kurt Wagner/Nightcrawler

Erik Lehnsherr/Magneto

Eddie Brock/Venom

Thor Odinson 

Baron Helmut Zemo

Captain America/Sam Wilson 

Xu Shang-Chi 

The Hobbit/Lord of the Rings

Thorin Oakensheild

Thranduill

Legolas 

Thank you for reading this far! An even bigger thank you if you request! - Nemo

[angelageme]

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[clonewarslover55]

Hey I just wanted to let you know I absolutely love your writing. I have read everything in your master list and usually check in weekly to see if there is anything new. I don't know if you're taking requests right now but I really love your version of older Boba and you are one of the few writers on here who writes NSFW well, so if you are taking requests could you write a being bred by older boba after he has taken over Jabba's palace, with some fluff at the beginning or end. Like, maybe he never planned on having a family but he likes the idea of one with the reader. Please and thank you and good luck with any other requests you may have.

Omg thank you anon!!! This really made my day, this was so sweet. Also, my inbox is always open! 

Being bred by Boba Fett at Jabba’s Palace 

Warnings: Dirty talk, breeding, uprotected sex(Wrap it up!!!) Breeding kink, 

“You know……” Boba muttered, his fingers stroking along your bare back. He stared up at the ceiling of the new royal bedroom you two now owned. You looked at him, blinking sleepily at him. “Hmm?” Boba’s dark brown eyes locked with yours. 

“We should have a baby.” He blurted suddenly. “I’ve been thinking about it for a while now….. I’ve never really thought of having a family, or settling down. But with you, I really want that.” You sat up and stared at him for a moment, Boba watching your face. Sometimes his bluntness spooked you.

“Y-you want to have a family with me?” You pointed to yourself. Boba chuckled, “That’s what I said.” Boba sat up, pulling you into his lap. He was patiently waiting for a reply. 

You wrapped your arms around his neck, tracing his scars while deep in thought. A million thoughts ran through your mind, but all in all, you agreed with Boba. You wanted a family with him. You grinned widely, “When do we get started?” 

“I figured we could start now?” You squealed as he flipped you over, pinning you beneath him. You definitely weren’t going to disagree with the most feared bounty hunter in the galaxy. You smirked, pulling him into a passionate kiss. 

The head of his hard cock brushed against your soaked entrance as he kissed you passionately, his tongue wrestling with yours. His hot lips moved to your neck, marking you up even more than he already had earlier. 

Boba had a huge breeding kink, so you decided to use that to your advantage. “I need you to breed me. Now, Fett.” You whined against his ear, your cunt squeezing around nothing. Boba groaned, his cock twitching against you. 

His hot tongue trailed against your neck up to your ear, “As you wish.” He slowly pushed into you, moving slow just to hear those soft whines of yours. You dug your nails into his shoulders, the drag of his thick cock driving you insane already. 

Boba began to move with slow and calculated thrusts, his face against your neck. “I’m going to fill you up so well.” He growled, ending the sentence with a particularly hard thrust. “Watch you grow swollen with my seed.” You moaned at his words, arching your back. 

“Boba.” You clawed at his back. You needed him to move faster, you needed him to fuck you deeper. “Use your words.” He purred out, your cunt clenching him even tighter. “Faster! Boba please! Breed me properly!” He groaned at your words. 

He did as asked and picked up the pace. He angled his hips just right, so the head of his cock would drag against that sweet spot deep inside of you. You cried out his name, Boba knew your body a little too well. 

Your thighs wrapped around his waist, pulling him even closer to you. You threw your head back, moaning out his name like a desperate prayer. “Boba! I-I-” He buried his face into your neck, “Cum with me cyar’ika.” 

You screamed as you came, Boba’s cum filling you to the brim. He relaxed on top of you, still holding his weight off of you. He pressed soft kisses to your face, helping you relax after your orgasm.  

“We’re not leaving this bedroom until I know for a fact that you’re pregnant with my child.” He growled lowly in your ear. 

Boba Fett was a man of his word.

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[clonewarslover55]

BOBA SKULL FUCKING ME ON THE THRONE AND CUMMING IN MY THROAT WHILE FENNEC WATCHES CHALLENGE

Fuck yeah!

Pleasuring Boba Fett while Fennec watches //NSFW//

Notes: I made the reader gender neutral! Also I didn’t do any specifics on what the relationships are, that’s for you to decide now.  

Warnings: Oral sex(Male recieving) public sex but theres only really Fennec there, Dom!Boba, Dom!Fennec, I don’t think it has a specific name…..Soo someone watching you pleasure someone else. Lets see how many times Abi can say cock in a short drabble!!!  

Tags are fucking hard okay??? 

Boba grabbed a fist full of your hair, shoving you to your knees in front of him. The hard floor in front of the throne made your knees ache, but the sight of Boba’s hard cock distracted you from the pain entirely. 

Fennec sat on the arm of the throne, watching as you began to lick Boba’s cock slowly. Boba relaxed in his throne, his head lolling when you wrapped your lips around him. You placed one of your hands on a thick thigh, anchoring yourself. 

You took him as far as you could, hollowing your cheeks and breathing steadily through your nose. What you couldn’t take you pumped with your fist. Your mouth and fist worked in a perfect rhythm, quickly driving Boba insane. Boba watched you, the black T-shaped visor sending shivers down your spine. 

You glanced at Fennec, her dark eyes watching you. She looked like a tame, but still dangerous, predator perched beside their master. You closed your eyes, focusing back on Boba’s large cock. Tears gathered in the corners of your eyes when he bucked his hips, a growl ripping from his throat. 

Boba gripped your hair even tighter, the force making your scalp sore. You shifted a little, your tongue tracing the veins of his cock. You were naked, the cold stone keeping your aroused body a little cooler. 

“Touch yourself.” Fennec spoke, Boba’s cock twitching at her words. You looked at Boba, “You heard her.” He growled out the words, his voice even darker from desire. You moaned around his cock, snaking a hand between your legs. 

Your hand moves in time with your mouth, quickly bringing yourself to that cliff edge. Boba’s muscles tense as he watches you. Fennec smirked, she knew you were both close. You moaned around Boba’s cock, his hips bucking hard at the vibrations.

You choked slightly around him, but kept up your efforts. It didn’t take much longer for Boba to cum, emptying his hot seed down your throat. The taste of him made you cum, a moan leaving your lips. 

Boba glanced at Fennec when you pulled off his softening cock, licking the drool and cum away from your lips. She smirked, they’d have a lot of fun with you in the upcoming future.

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[clonewarslover55]

Ma’am imma need a part 2 of the stranger even though you literally just posted it a while ago but it’s so good. Your writing is so good!!! ❤️❤️

It took me a bit to get this because my inbox was so full but now it’s done!! I was so excited that so many people liked The Stranger, thank you so much for requesting a second part!! Also thank you, I’m glad you enjoy my writing!! 

The Stranger.    Part two(2) 

An Old Man Boba Fett drabble 

Part one

Notes: No warnings, I think

Slave I was on autopilot, everyone besides you and Boba asleep during the rare moment of peace. You smiled at Din, Cara, and Fennec. They were sleeping like babies in their seats all buckled up.

You walked into the cargo space, where Boba was stripped from the armor and digging through some dusty crates. It was clear Slave I was a very old ship, full of storage from many many years ago. 

“Need help finding something?” You questioned from behind him. Boba didn’t even look up, he had clearly heard you coming so he wasn’t surprised. His black tunic was off, revealing a thin undershirt with short sleeves. You stared at his arms for a minute, the muscles bulging as he looked in the crate.

His dark skin was scarred from the weak acid of the Sarlacc, you had learned earlier. The scars were beautiful, telling an amazing story of survival. You were so focused on his beautiful body that you didn’t hear his reply. 

You jumped when he looked at you, his dark eyes shining with something. Mischief? Amusement? You couldn’t tell. You felt your cheeks heat up, “Uh….say that again?” Boba’s lips twitched slightly, “I found the paint I was looking for.” He walked by you, setting three tins of paint on a metal table.

His armor was spread out on the table, “Oh you’re going to repaint your armor?” Boba nodded, motioning to the crate. “Can you grab the last few for me?” You nodded and grabbed the last few tins, setting them with the others. 

Slave I had a large cargo hold, big enough for the metal table that was about the size of an average desk. It was stained with many things, so he clearly used it to clean weapons and to skin things. 

You sat down beside Boba, watching him shake the tins to mix the old paint back up. “Can I help?” Boba glanced at you, “Can you mix up the other colors while I paint with the green?” You nodded and smiled. 

Boba Fett wasn’t a very social man, so he usually kept to himself. When he talked for too long his throat even began to hurt. Something about you made him want to talk though, so he did. You were very easy to hold a conversation with, Boba’s slight awkwardness not bugging you 

You and Boba talked while he painted his armor. You asked him about his career, curious about how he acted when he was the most famous bounty hunter in the world. So you two talked for a few hours, your eyes watching his skilled fingers holding the paintbrush. 

 “Before I fell in the Sarlacc.” He spoke, focusing on the knee plate in front of him. You nodded, listening to his beautifully gruff voice. 

“I had a few trophies on my armor.” He glanced at you, “My favorites were these braids that hung on my right shoulder.” You raised an eyebrow, “Hair?” Boba nodded, “Wookie scalps actually. When I was young I killed a pair of brothers as a test of my strength.” 

You stared at him, very impressed. Wookies are extremely tough and fucking huge, killing one is a big challenge for any human. Boba smirked at your impressed face, “Yeah it was a very hard hunt for me, but I got to keep their nice pelts.” He shrugged, like it was no big deal. 

“They make for really good rugs and blankets.” You nodded, “So you lost the scalps in the Sarlacc.” Boba nodded, a sigh leaving his lips. “I lost quite a few things in her gut.” You frowned and put your hand over his, rubbing his scarred knuckles softly. 

“I’m sorry Boba.”  Boba looked at you, his eyes flicking down to your lips. “It’s alright now….I’m alive aren’t I?” You smiled and nodded, “And I’m happy about that.” Boba raised a brow at your works, a smirk twitching its way onto his face. 

You had only known this man for a day or so, but you two had a marvelous connection. The spark between you both was very obvious. Boba watched you trace his knuckles, his skin dry and calloused from years of hard work. 

You didn’t know what had gotten into you, but suddenly you leaned forward and kissed him. Your lips fit nicely with his, his mouth molding perfectly with yours. Neither of you said anything or pulled away, you just stayed in the heat of the passionate kiss. 

When you both pulled away Boba went to say something but you heard someone clear their throat. You flushed and covered your hand with your mouth. Din, Cara, and Fennec stood in the cargo hold entrance staring. Boba just looked at them with a bemused expression, he clearly never gave a fuck. 

“We’re almost there. Dropping out of hyperspace soon Fett.” Fennec said, walking away. Boba chuckled silently and pressed a kiss to your temple, “Don’t be embarrassed. It was a good kiss.” You nodded, “Well yeah but-” He cut you off by putting on his tunic again.

The paint was quick dry, so he was able to armor up now. He pressed a fiery kiss to your lips before walking out, leaving you there with a rapid heart beat. He walked between Cara and Din, clearly not caring about their looks. 

Din stared at you, his head tilted. “I don’t want to hear a word from you.” You pointed at Din, the Mandalorian chuckling and walking away. 

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[clonewarslover55]

Okay, so, in a rare soft moment with Boba, you two go out into the snow and spend some time together. Snow ball fights, making snow angels, making a snowman, just general snow-associated activities. At the end, you two go back to the Slave 1, and make hot chocolate. Boba's exhausted, so his filter kind of slips and he whispers "I love you" just before you fall asleep in his arms.

OOhh I liked this!! I changed this up a little, I hope that’s okay!! 

Notes: This is pre-Sarlacc Boba btw 

Fun in the snow with Boba Fett

Boba was tracking some bounty on a small forest moon, but it was wintertime. So it was snowing and the earth of the planet was covered in snow. The trees were frozen and bare, seeming like dead giants that groaned in the wind. You stood on the ramp of Slave I watching your lover kneel by some tracks. 

The snow was blowing hard, which made Boba’s job far more difficult. The tracks were disappearing by the minute. He was a little irritated, so you decided to distract him a bit. He may skin you for it, but it would be fun! 

You slowly crept onto the snowy ground, sneaking up behind your lover. You could hardly hold back your giggles as you made a snowball. 

Boba whipped around, but it was too late! The snowball that was in your hand hit him straight in the visor. He was silent and frozen for a moment, the snow sliding off his visor comically slow. 

Boba stood up, “You’re going to pay for that!” You raised your eyebrows, “Oh am I-” Whap! A snowball hit you in the face. You gasped dramatically, wiping the snow from your face.

 You glared at Boba, scooping up another handful of snow. Boba was too busy chuckling to notice you making a new weapon. His laughing stopped immediately when you threw a large snowball at him, hitting him square in the chest. It was your turn to laugh now, but it was short lived. Boba charged at you, tackling you to the ground. 

“Gah!!! Boba!! You’re heavy!!” You gasped, slapping at his Beskar covered back. Boba chuckled, his laughs deep and contagious. You began to laugh with him, removing his helmet so you could see his handsome smile. 

The ground was cold, especially since you weren’t dressed proper for the weather. But you didn’t have a heated suit of Beskar armor like Boba did!! So you’d just have to be cold for him. Thankfully he was warm, but your butt was still cold. 

“You’re lucky.” He spoke, his voice even more handsome outside of the helmet. “And why is that Mr.Fett?” You asked, running your fingers through his curls. “Because I love you.” You blinked, your eyes wide. 

He had never said that before. “You….You love me.” Boba’s smile faded a little, “I-” He didn’t get to finish the sentence because you yanked him into a sloppy, but love filled, kiss. “I love you too!” Boba chuckled, kissing you again. 

“Okay but seriously. I love it when you’re on top of me but you’re heavy! And the ground is cold!!” Boba rolled his eyes and snorted, getting up slowly. He helped you up, wiping the heavy snow from you. “Poor thing.” He spoke softly, his gloved finger running along your bottom lip. 

You flushed a little, “I’m cold, so yeah!” Boba nodded and smirked, leading you back to the ship. He walked onto Slave I, his arm around your shoulders so you were close to his extremely warm body. Fett was like a space heater, and you loved it. 

“What about the bounty?” Boba snorted, setting his helmet down and closing Slave I’s door. “They can wait.” You grinned, “Hot chocolate and cuddles then??” Boba scrunched his nose up a little, “Hot chocolate is gross though.” You shrugged, “Well I’m gonna have some!” 

Boba rolled his eyes, you were extremely lucky he loved you.   

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