#or guacamole

[sapphic-schizo]

i can't be trusted around egg salad

[jarondont]

You want me to introduce myself? The thing that almost killed Odysseus?

[lustingfood]

Carne Asada Fries (x)

[sibmakesart]

im home

you can rest

[fatty-food]

Chips, guac, queso, elote and salsas (via Instagram)

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I put guacamole on a hotdog and enjoyed it, and everyone became so unreasonably angry about it that it became a Tumblr heritage post.

[daily-deliciousness]

(@dostoros)

Steak burrito

[userjiminie]

taking the baby grocery shopping: a very arduous activity — part 1 cr. moreloveforhobi

[ran196242]

Companions of the Courier

(Lily is a still a WIP but my sweet grandma is in there)

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 333

I once more believe Battinson Batman needs to be given a child. Or multiple. Multiple children. I am also once more rotating Ghosts Have Wings Au. 

So Batman, still early in his whole vigilante career ends up busting a shipment, nothing too surprising there. Pretty usual honestly. Except for what was in one of the crates already open. Because it looks like some sort of gemstones but… perfectly spherical. Strange. Suspicious. 

But it’s also late, er, early in the morning, and the GCPD is notoriously corrupt, so like, he’s not going to just leave the weird gemstones, each about the size of a plum or so. (Dear Gotham he’s apparently hungry, and might inwardly vow to never let anyone realize what his tired mind decided to use as measurement) 

So he, unknowingly spurred on by more than just a slight bit of ecto contamination, takes the strange spheres back home. Just puts them in his pockets and heads back to the manor that they moved back into after the whole Riddler mess. (He even found a cool cave! With a bunch of terrifying bats, but they made a glass separator! For safety!) 

But in Bruce’s defense of forgetting about them, he’s more than a little tired and hungry and just wants to sleep for a bit, y’know? So maybe he forgets about the gems as he falls asleep in the chair in the cave (Alfred was not pleased!) until he starts digging around for them. Erm. Did they fall out somewhere?? There’s no holes in his belt pockets… 

And maybe these sort of things shouldn’t slip his mind, the spheres had felt Weird with a capital W, but he gets forced to a circus and there’s an… accident. So maybe he pushed it away as not important because there’s now an angry grieving eight-year old living with him and he’s panickedly reading any and all sort of parenting books he can get a hold of because he has no clue what he’s doing. 

Yeah, maybe his back is itching like crazy no matter what he tries, and maybe he threw up the other day, but it’s fine. This is fine. 

….

Oh dear Gotham those are feathers, this is not fine- ALFREEED!

[timotheecontent]

DUNE: PART 2 (2024) dir. Denis Villeneuve

[catfindr]

[comfort-character-central]

Imagine your f/o calling you an incredibly sweet nickname or term of endearment in a loving yet casual manner. "It's always so nice to see you, darling." "Of course I missed you, sweetheart." "Thank you for being here, love."

[lustingfood]

Burritos (x)

[clovreat3r]

I SPEEDRAN THE LAST PART AND ITS NOW COMPLETEEEEEE

20% revenue goes to @sticcmann because he gave the idea of cyan eye bill and the weezer reference

[fatty-food]

(via Instagram)