#or maybe im misremembering idk

[iaminjail]

You are the person I want to be with everyday / And this is something that I've been afraid to say

[basslinegrave]

the horror, the horror.

[fastidious-and-a-mess]

i keep seeing posts about how everyone says fabian is the coolest guy in school when it’s obviously gorgug but tbh? i disagree. everyone knows gorgug is the coolest guy in school, there’s no contest. fabian is just the most popular.

[volivolition]

guy who's unaware he's gonna spend the next 3-5 hours reworking the lyrics of dream sweet in sea major: haha maybe i'll write a silly little narrative for my hmself, wouldn't that be fun? :)

[ganondoodle]

someone commented on an old post of mine that sonia wasnt fridged bc shes relevant to the plot and i have been thinking about it for an hour bc i dont think thats an actual get out of jail card for that .... also ... what does she do? be raurus way to cement himself as da king? give some half assed advice to zelda, that has no pay off unless you count zelda time reversing a bunch of weapons*, and then immediately dies just so zelda can essentially replace her and make rauru regret he didnt stab ganondorf right when he showed up in their temple i guess ?? (which is questionable on its own imo)

(*its not a good pay off for powers she was suddendly revealed to always have had(tm) and also is only ever used to .... welll, get zelda out of the way back in time, reverse a few weapons and .. idk create a ham fisted way to give the player her gimmick?)

even if she doesnt technically meet the requirements(lol?) to be called fridged like .. she is spiritually at least for how irrelevant and cheapely killed off she was

[sonknuxadow]

have the sonic movies tricked people into thinking that green hill is actually called green hills. well maybe its not entirely the movies fault maybe it was already happening before but i see people say it like that all the time. theres not usually an s in there the movies were just doing a fun little reference having the name of the town be similar to a location in the games . hello can anyone hear me

[conanssummerchild]

i wish my mum would ever take my word before anyone elses

[marklikely]

middle of a top 20 comic book movies list thinking "who cares i bet they wont even have the peoples joker on this list" and then youll never guess what was #2

[sinecosinewheel]

ok so here's a bloodborne post. every dream or nightmare in bloodborne needs two things:

1. a host/dreamer

2. a being to create the dream

in the nightmare frontier/nightmare of mensis the dreamer is micolash and the creator is mergo.

we know for sure the nameless moon presence made the hunter's dream, and the obvious conclusion is gehrman is the dreamer. my personal pet theory is the doll is a second dreamer, the real host of the dream, because you find her sleeping in the old abandoned workshop

when you end a dream you have to kill both the host of the dream and the creator, ex, killing micolash then mergo, killing (freeing) gehrman and then the moon presence

so here where i get a little confusing okkkkk. the doll is the reason the game loops. the purpose of the hunter's dream is to keep hunters alive, at least when they start out hunting. hunters can leave the dream, like eileen and djura, but can they really? they reset when you start new game plus. everything resets. you are able to end the nightmare of beasts by ending the mensis ritual, but micolash was already long dead and a skeleton when he 'woke up', meaning gehrman would be as well. the doll, however, would just go back to sleep. she has an immortal doll body, if she wakes up there is no actual consequence. in the childhoods beginning ending you become the new creator of the dream, and the doll is the host, so gehrman is unnecessary. in the ending where you replace gehrman you are replacing his role as the surrogate child of the moon presence/collateral, and the doll is the host. in yharnam sunrise you 'leave' the dream, but you can't actually leave. the only thing left is new game plus. there is no way to permanently kill the doll in the game, and you need to kill both the dreamer and the maker of the dream to end it

i believe the moon presence created something unintendedly bigger than herself with the dream, it's become an endless self powering cycle that resets the entire world instead of just keeping a few hunters alive. the great ones are sympathetic in spirit, but she didn't really understand what laurence (and associates) was asking for because she can never actually die. so now no one can ever die! N that's my post

[scarybong]

I feel like I would like smiling friends if I didn’t know who Zach was

[treesbian]

mentally healthy person activities: start sobbing at how difficult you're finding something as simple as changing over laundry

[chaosandthe-deadblog]

im going to kill that random sex ed teacher i had in like sixth grade in primary school for leading me to believe that saliva could be used as lube safely(it cant) (i had to google it out of curiosity and felt betrayed)

[mobblespsycho100]

OOOH so he got to choose the stone he was? Had he been planning smth like this from the beginning which is why he chose smth so close to jade?

I DONT KNOW ABT THIS ACTUALLY. i think jade gave him his cornerstone though

[skeletalheartattack]

Yeah kinder eggs are a thin chocolate egg with a small pod inside containing a cheap plastic toy

damn lol what were they feeding those chickens

[im2tired4usernames]

Huh do you guys remember the book tuck everlasting? How the main girl Winnie was a fat ten year old with an immortal love interest who was "17" but actually like 100 n something and the whole thing with him was he wanted her to drink the everlasting water when she turned 17 so shed be 17 forever and they could get married like that was kinda weird he would.like take her just the two of em and talk up marriage with her and she was like TEN ? They changed it in the movie and made her a skinny fifteen year old but still wow I'm surprised why so many christan parents let that romance book be allowed but like....pride n prejudice was a debate? I don't understand the logic of homeschool mother's AT ALL WHY WAS THAT BOOK ALLOWED BUT WHY WAS I SCREAMED AT FOR CHECKING OUT OLD YELLER AT THE LIBRARY BY A HOMESCHOOL MOTHER IN OUR CO-OP???

[oathofkaslana]

yk I am actually disappointed w this event it didn’t feel as put together as the other cross-nation cast events and I feel like they could’ve done more ig.