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scleroticstatue · 10 months ago

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Her: my husband is self conscious about how hairy his legs are

Me: but that means he can wear a kilt and look good!

Her:

#sorry about that #in my defense kilts have been on my mind recently #don't have a reason why #but occasionally it slips out and others think I'm weird #or really funny

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top-shelf-tender · 11 months ago

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Send in pics of the lingerie your muse would want to see mine in to get their reaction~

#this could either be really sexy #or really funny #guess we’ll find out lol #memes #nsft meme #mutuals only please~

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climbingthefloors · 9 months ago

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obsessed with this baby hippo from thailand's khao khew zoo.. she has been so utterly betrayed by the world

#she's so derpy and gloopy #i really really want to visit this zoo next time i'm in thailand now #moo deng #hippo #animals #baby animals #zoo #hippopotamus #funny #nature #naturecore #thailand #she's so #animal crossing #coded #long post #sorry #cute

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unpeeled-human · 22 days ago

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also on bsky..

#for the record these are gas #but my coworkers kept dissing them and this was a really funny image in my head #artists on tumblr #doodle #clip studio paint #microsoft paint #digital art #comic #ms paint

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humming-fly · 4 months ago

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was thinking about that one blind professor post earlier today and how well it applied to the aptly named Team Dark

(really 'Team Dark' just sounds a lot cooler than 'Team Saves-On-Electricity')

#just another tally added to the board of reasons it's hard to imagine any of these guys ever entertaining guests 👍#the trickiest part of this gag was trying to think of who would ever visit these guys lmao #not the most social of butterflies this group #sth #rouge the bat #amy rose #shadow the hedgehog #e123 omega #team dark #comic #my art #doodles #sonic #sonic the hedgehog #is that really the general tag that gets used? which one of these 3 is the main one here a;sldkjf #anyways first time drawing amy!#I like her funny little shark fin from her classic design

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queerautism · 10 months ago

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This right wing social media influencer and former prison worker went to Fetish Con and got so so scared in her first 20 minutes she left lmao 😱

#This is just really fucking funny #What were you expecting bestie

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pirateprincessjess · 1 year ago

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When I was a kid my family pretended to get raptured so I would think I was left behind on earth while they all went to heaven.

I was like 8 years old and my sister and mom had gotten really into the Left Behind novels (bible fan fic about the rapture). In the books when the rapture happened the clothes that people were wearing when they got raptured were left behind in neatly folded piles.

One day when I was getting home from school my family decided that they would leave piles of neatly folded clothes around the house, and then hide in the basement.

The intended effect was that I would get home and see the clothes then, think that my family had been raptured and that I wasn’t good enough to get into heaven… or something?

The problem was that I had never read these books, and didn’t really think about the rapture very often. There was no reason that I would see some laundry on the floor and think “The rapture happened and I’ve been abandoned by God! I’ll never see my family again!! Oh nooo!!!!”

I just sat down and watched cartoons and eventually my family got bored and revealed that they were all hiding in the basement.

It’s a good thing I didn’t understand the joke, otherwise that shit would have been traumatic.

#still not really sure what part of this joke was funny?#cuz if the prank had worked #then they would have made an 8 year old think she had lost her family and been rejected by god #which isn’t really much of a joke #Christian’s are weird yall #pirateprincessjess

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synoicus · 1 month ago

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