see i cant move out of the south i love being called darlin’ everywhere i go ITS SO CUTE
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Sometimes, I have to bite my tongue because people will say "I'm on a restricted diet," like???? What are you restricting??? Vegetables???
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hey ya want a free oc
i accidentally made to many welcome home ocs, also accidentally made two that act the same, I'm keeping one and giving away the other. you can make it a fnaf and/or sams oc of ya want her.
shes a lollipop girl with a loli aesthetic :D
She’s cute! *hands her to Ceres* Here Ceres, have a best friend post-Infero kidnapping who can keep you company.
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resisting the urge to call people odd pet names but they arent even odd its stuff that my grandparents call people that rubbed off on me
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hey. don’t cry. crush four cloves of garlic into a pot with a dollop of olive oil and stir until golden then add one can of crushed tomatoes a bit of balsamic vinegar half a tablespoon of brown sugar and stir for a few minutes adding a handful of fresh spinach until wilted and mix in half a cup of grated parmesan cheese and pasta of your choice ok?
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i went to a tiny counterserve diner once and accidentally poured sugar instead of salt all over my hashbrowns and was eating them sadly anyways. the waitress took them away and started making me another one and I tried to protest, but she just snorted and said "we're not catholic here". now every time i'm doing something painful out of obligation i think about how that is not repenting, this body is not a catholic establishment, there is no nobility in suffering.
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My brother needs to suck it up and eat the honey/sugar instead of stealing my soda all the fucking time.
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