#or the chonk body either

[disaster-demon]

I do wish beyond everything that there was a fat masc body in civ modding circles which had some clothes fit to it past like one or two sexy outfits lol

[dragon-ascent]

Imagine playing with tiny chonk Zhongli, and he accidentally scratches you.

You're up to your usual shenanigans with your tiny dragon husband, holding his paws, making him dance around for your amusement, keeping him perched on your shoulder while you pretend you're on a quest to earn gym badges and become a champion, the like.

Except while he's on you, he loses his foothold and slides down - his clawed little paw nicking your arm in the process.

"Oh!" It's not a big deal, really; you rub the insignificant scratch mark that's not even bleeding and make to pick Chonkli back up, but the look on his furry little face suggests he'd just murdered you.

Then, he lets out a squeaky little scream.

Chonky Zhongli whines and rolls around in repentance, his fluffy little body knocking into all the furniture in the process - but he doesn't seem to notice.

"Zhong, I'm fine, seriously-" You scoop him up, but he only wiggles erratically, evoking the image of a fat little brown noodle. He licks your arm and paws at it sorrowfully, tail drooping.

Your lover stays latched onto your arm all morning, his body wrapped around it like a soft sleeve. At some point he even falls asleep like that.

He doesn't seem to let this incident go later on, either: in the afternoon when you lay down to take a nap, he comes and sits on your chest - "Oof," you mutter - so that he can guard you while you rest. His way of apologizing, but all he does honestly is smoosh your respiratory system. Cutely. He also reaches over and licks your arm where he's scratched you, but the mark is long gone so who knows what he's trying to achieve.

...later on in human form, Zhongli continues to treat you like a delicate little flower. He trims his already-short nails, yet ultimately settles for using his gloves while touching you. (Even his touches have all the precision and gentleness of a surgeon...)

[boiboiperson]

Hello! Could i please have some tips on drawing plus-size bodies? Tysm!

Yee ok. I'm not the best at drawing plus sized people btw and I'm also a lot less confident in drawing bigger male bodies characters than female, but eh I'll try my best. This is gonna be quite long so I hope you dont mind reading heheh.

I start off doing the very basic stick figure pose like I would on an average sized person. This can be very rushed and vague since I know I'm gonna be changing the proportions a lot, but it's just to get the basic proportions and sizes out of the way.

Heres the female figure after I had finished with it. Fat tends to pack in the upper thighs and hips so I made that larger. Boobs are also usually bigger, and since they're also mostly fat they tend to sag downwards when not wearing a bra. I usually draw boobs first since it helps me get an idea of the torsos shape.

I think it varies for each person but theres sometimes a lil ring of fat just below the boobs, so you can remove of take them away depending on the character. For the belly, that also sags downwards, like an oval shape; a round belly just looks like they're either pregnant, got a beer belly or are just full. Use the bottom part to help match it to the hip dips. Also the hip dips are a lil chonke. The belly button stretches. Idk if this will help you, but I tend to draw the crotch to help with leg placement. It usually ends up mostly hidden under the belly, but it also helps make it look more 3d.

Think of the arms as being cushioned. The top parts got 1, the bottom the other. Ankles and wrists also tend to be a bit more thick. Something a lot of people forget about are double chins. It's a bit hard to get used to drawing them. I recommend drawing them taking up most or all of the neck.

In the side profile I've drawn three bumps on the belly. The top is the little flab ring the character has, the middle is the belly section and is the biggest, the bottom is the uterus/womb thing sticking out. I'm female and idk the difference between the words lol. Brain smol.

Ok here the male body. It's actually quite similar to the female one. The main difference is that the shoulders tend to be larger, but that was made during the skeletal construction in the beginning. They got bigger boobs, too, but I made them flatter to make them look maler idk words. Fat also packs at the upper thighs and I think also the hips, dont trust me on that, but to make them look smaller we just depend on the skeletal structure again. The final difference is the slightly smaller dumpy and lack of womb/uterus bump.

Didnt draw feet and hands because I'd be fucked if I could be bothered to lmao. I used reference for both of these, so I'm still learning drawing these body types. Theres also of course variations in proportions depending on the person, like rounder/saggier/bigger bellies, bigger boobs or hips, pear shaped, apple shaped ect.

While this is a more realistic style, it can still be applied to more cartoony ones once you understand the shaped and how to exaggerate them into a cartoon style.

Hope this helps and sorry for making you read a lot!

[girltimeswithscar]

your cleo art is gonna break me I swear I NEVER see any art of tall + fat people that isn't them either being villainized or sexualized so seeing your cleo with a similar body shape to mine is absolutely wonderful

(I love all your hermit designs omg, I wish more people drew hermits rounder and not all stick thin except for like, impulse or cub or stress. give them some chonk!)

<33333 as a short fat person i want to do my best to show fat people as all types of ways... confident competent soft, dramatic, sad, contemplative . im glad i could give this to u!!!!

i try not to get salty about it but i agree with your last point LOL. youre missing out on an entire dimension of character design if you make everyone the same type of thin! im extremely against implying personality solely by body shape but the range of expressions explodes when you think about how someone holds themself when theyre thin vs when theyre fat or got big arms or big legs ... daydreaming abt this now

[onsunnyside]

My thoughts on what your characters would be going on Easter 🐣

Andy from cruel gifting reader a Easter basket, but inside it’s filled with nothing but sex toys, handcuffs, lingerie, lube. (Also some cash)

Bambi freaking out because this is her first Easter as a mom (to Thumper, but still counts) and everything must be perfect. She has hidden temptations (cat treats) in plastic eggs all around the compound. Everyone in the compound must wear bunny ears all day except for Steve. Steve is forced to wear a full bunny costume so Thumper can meet the Easter bunny. thumper is wearing a suit with his tummy Chonk falling out and just has no care in the world. “No thoughts, just food.”

Himbo jake and reader doing a family Easter dinner with both their familes. Jake says at the table that this is really important to both of them because this is their first Easter dinner as a couple and everyone looks at each other confused because they all had dinner together last year and they all assumed jake and reader were a couple..? No one is more confused then readers mom who got sent a photo by jake by accident that was clearly meant for the reader.. (he used body paint to paint his balls gold and took a photo and and said “come find the golden Easter eggs)

The boys at the frat house made the girls from the sorority cook them a fancy dinner all while they had to wear basically like Elle Woods costume in legally blonde but sexier. Then the omegas played a Easter egg hunt set up by the boys and inside each one of the eggs were either a truth or a dare. In the end, Legacy had to give jake a lap dance, tell everyone who the best person she’s ever slept with (Steve obvi) spend 3 minutes sitting on Ari’s lap and make out with Ransom and Bucky for 2 minutes. Steve was PISSED at the end of the game, thinking of every punishment he could for Legacy. He knew it was just a game and she couldn’t refuse her dares but still. Steve also didn’t have it easy because several other girls got dares and truths that included him. One girl said that her best sex was also with BOTH Steve and Bucky together. Which made reader really mad. One girl had to suck on his finger for 45 seconds he made eye contact with reader the whole time. Several girls got to choose who they made out with for 2 minutes and some got cards saying they had to make out with Steve. In total he made out with 6 girls (two at the same time)

Those were just some of my Easter ideas :)

I LOVE ALL OF THIS !!

[tritonposting]

latest Battlebots ep. spoilers

so about that one nautical robot (no, not the one we're angry about, I've already discussed that one enough for one day lmao)

oooooOOOOOOO WE ARE SIMPING GOOD TODAY FRIENDS

I've been waiting to see this for weeks:

Obviously, it wasn't Triton's best fight, but he still did so well!! My theory about him being scared to fight definitely held true; he was so shaky that at some points I started feeling bad for him lol

Either way, he got the dub! I can relax a little now- I'm not too worried about whether he makes it into the tournament or not, I'm just happy he's been along for the ride. If he does make it to the Top 32, it'll be cause for celebration, but if he doesn't, I'll still love him all the same and wait as patiently as I can for next season.

This is Triton's first time running the True North configuration (that compass needle blade). I'm obviously biased, but I think it looks stunning on him! I'm not sure it hits harder than the anchor, though, but I'm not here to nitpick. I'm here to simp, and simp I shall.

My favorite hit had to be the little nick he gave to one of Horizon's discs that was immediately followed by a hearty BONK. Most of his other hits weren't quite so hard, but consider that:

only half of him seemed to be mobile,

Horizon's fidget-spinner body means impacts manifest more in faster spinning than in pure carnage,

and this was Team Overboard's first time trying out True North

All those small factors combined made for a less violent show, sure, but Triton still hit hard enough to knock Horizon out of both the fight and the tournament, and that's enough for me to be proud of him (even if he totally got his ass handed to him, I'd be proud of him, let's be real).

Another neat thing about the True North configuration is that he has a cool,,, thingy,, look lemme show u

First thing out of the way, look at that gorgeous blade!!!! The subtle colors, the theming, the CHONK

Second thing, see that funky wedge plate thing above the blade, the bit that's got his name on it? Yeah uh. 9 times out of 10, when I think about kissing him, the first spot I think of is that neat little nameplate <3

Once again, I'm wishing I could be in the pits, covering him in congratulatory kisses as soon as he's clean and non-pointy enough to not be a safety hazard, telling him how brave he's been and how far he's come- I know he gets plenty of love from his team, but a little extra from me couldn't hurt!

I'm back to playing the waiting game, this time until the Round of 32 bracket drops. If Triton doesn't make it: he's fought so hard, pushed himself so much that it doesn't matter. He's already proven he can go spinner-to-spinner with the best of them, so what need does he have to fight more this year?

However, if he does make it: expect So. Much. Simping.

[mrbexwrites]

Fun Facts About Me (Tag Game)

Tagged by the awesome @surroundedbypearls and you can learn all about her here

Tagging @sam-glade @at-thezenith @sarahlizziewrites @words-after-midnight @cee-grice@deanwax @queen-tashie, as well as leaving an open invite to play

A Scent You Love:

I love a citrus smell- candles, body wash, shampoo, you name it, if it smells like citrus, I am sniffing it!

What's Something You're Looking Forward To This Week?

I changed my bed linen today. I'm looking forward to about 8 hours from now, when I climb out of a hot bath, put on clean PJs and burrito myself in my fresh bed covers. Pure, unadulterated bliss.

What's A Book You're Currently Reading?

I've not had much time for reading due to my evening classes. I have five weeks left, so looking forward to getting my reading and writing time back. Just before my class started, I was reading Jimmy the King by Gus Garcia-Roberts; a chonk of a true-crime book. I got about 100 pages in before I lost my free time, and I'm excited to pick it up and read it again.

What's A Game You're Currently Playing?

Again, not had much time for gaming lately either. A couple of weeks ago, I jumped back onto my island in Animal Crossing: New Horizons to tackle the weeds, and I've watched Mr Bex play some Starfield. (And when I say watched, I mean, backseat gamed with him as he's bad for missing loot. I have to point it out to him all the time!)

What's The Most Recent Movie You Watched?

Last weekend, I treated myself to an afternoon off, and we went to the cinema to watch The Marvels.

And then Quiz Lady on Disney+ in the evening, because I love Awkwafina, and it's such a good film.

Are You Watching Anything On TV Or Listening To Any Shows?

Just finished OFMD season 2, then tried to watch A Murder At the End of the World, but just couldn't get into it. So currently looking for a new show. Heard good things about Culprits

Favorite Season?

Autumn- I can come home from work and put my PJs on without judgement. It's hot chocolate season, and hiding under blankets, wearing jumpers and just generally building up to bunker down for winter-time.

What's Something You've Learned Recently?

I'm now in the specialisation section of my evening course, so currently trying to get to grips with the SOLID principle of computer programming. It made my brain dribble out of my ears x.x

Have You Had Any Water Lately?

Tea has water in it . I'm perfectly hydrated *cough*

[uselessaussie]

Official introduction post :3

starting off simple, my name is Cas but I can go by anything or whatever I put in my pinned post

I'm AFAB but use they/them and he/him pronouns. but I don't really care if you use other ones

I am from Australia but currently live in the states

Somewhere on the ace spectrum (also on the tism spectrum)

I'm an adult (cries in joint pains because my body decided to slowly crumble to dust), um anyways when it comes to requesting stuff I ain't gonna post full blown nsfw stuff cause I know I have minors following me. I don't mind being mutuals with those younger than me and if you have a brain then you should know no sending inappropriate shit, flirting, or really anything that makes both minor and adult parties uncomfortable, keep certain things to your age group yall 🫵

-oh also just know I will not be able to tell if someone is being flirting or just being kind. same with me, I think I'm just being my friendly self but if my shit comes off that stuff, pls tell me because I value people safey and comfort first

- no private dms unless I consider ya my friend or know/trust you enough or visa versa (unless it's regarding a request or question about writing things but you don't want to send it through the askbox)

I think I covered enough on that ⬆️ but I will probably add more if needed either by myself or someone else makes a suggestion (from their own experience or something)

back on topic! I'm a cat person. I have two chonks that I would die for and my family has a dog, so I might post pictures of them from time to time (weekly)

Hobbies:

~ reading

~writing

~baking and cooking (even tho I cook almost everyday dheje)

~listening to music, podcasts (WTNV and TMA)

~thinking of scenarios

~rambling about my interests

And I love hearing about other peoples interests and shit !!!

I have a lot of memes, images etc from pinterest, discord etc! So I would love to share them

I will share random thoughts I have on my mind hdjwvw and most are weird but hey that's the price of shiny rocks

I think I'm done talking here. If you made it to the bottom, here's a cookie 🍪! if you consider becoming mutuals with me then hi, it's nice to meet ya and I hope to get to know ya better :D

[readyplayerziggy]

🍔 time for Makoto~ >:3

"HWWWAAAAUUUUURRRPPP!!! Whhhhhy?" Makoto groaned out lowly, hands cuffed above her head to the bedframe and gut roiling fiercely with all that had been packed into it. When Eiko had invited her over she wasn't quite sure what to expect from her fellow third year. Maybe they were going to study, maybe Eiko simply wanted to talk about the recent Valentine's Day, or maybe they'd just have one of those days where the two just spent the time in each other's presence. Getting cuffed to the bed and getting nearly two hundred pounds worth of tacos crammed down her throat had not been a plan she'd expected or wanted to partake in.

Her growth wasn't something planned either, as the ripped-up scraps of cloth that still clung to her body showed. Her jeans had suffered the most, hips muffin-topping out of the sides and creamy thigh-flesh bulging out of half a dozen holes that had been ripped in the legs. Her stomach had broken several buttons on her shirt and pushed the flaps open so wide the lower half of her lacy bra could be seen, her now double F-cup boobs spilling out of the tops and sides of the cups. Even her arms and face had chonked up, biceps seemingly disappearing amidst a small sea of arm lard and her cheeks rounding out like apples.

"Whhhy tacoooos? Why couldn't have you at least fed me something I liked Eiko? Guh-GWWWWAAAAAAARPPP!!!" She didn't want to eat another bite of that stuff. And yet there was a tiny piece of her brain that wasn't muffled by the gassy fanfare coming from her lips that just kept asking 'How big could I really get though? I'm already this huge so how far could I go if I wanted to?'

[linaselandbasil]

You know I just saw your post about you trashing the living out of the new gen LIs and now I have a very serious question if you don't mind...

What types of shoes will your characters in your fic use? 🤨

I'm so so so glad you asked ~

I don't really like drawing shoes, because the feet are just not my favorite thing about the human body, but I do make sure that they aren't half assed because it's literally the foundation of the pose.

There's a few different kinds of feet shapes I draw. The chonk, the petite and man feet. The preferred feet of the shoe modeling industry is long and hard, so you probably won't see anything of the sort represented in shoe advertising. (Except man feet, because man need feet too)

The petite is just the basic shape I draw and then I can warp it into either man feet or chonk based on what character I want. Chonk means that the foot itself is wider and more fleshy, man feet are both longer and wider. Because man feet.

Every shoe shape doesn't suit every foot shape, but that doesn't mean one shouldn't go for any shoes they want to wear.

Here's a video that I watched a few days ago to better myself, because I'm constantly trying to improve:

So, here are a few quick drawings I made. I usually do very simple construction and intricate decoration because that's what the average shoe that I wear looks like.

On the first illustration you can see a pair of simple high heeled boots. The boots that Kassvin has. (His heels are a bit shorter) The shape of the shoe mirrors the shape of the foot and the heel curves in to make stepping easier. It's simple, it's practical and I didn't fuck it up by beemooving like beemoov does and trying to fly without having any wings.

The second illustration is of the infamous curly toe that I love to draw. Most of the clothes I design are inspired by actual historical fashion because I know that I need a good reference to make something out of nothing. I especially love Central Asian, eastern Europe and the Middle East when it comes to folk fashion.

The third one is man feet. That's how I draw M A N F E E T.

So that's mostly about it. I love clothes and I can't not make sure it all goes together perfectly. I use real life for a reference because if it's been done and it works it's not stupid.

[wistsandmagic]

Sometimes the 'expectations' of the yarn-workers' community irl astounds me. I had to go to Michael's this morning to pick up a special-order yarn that I have been waiting for FOREVER (as in like 5 months at this point) ...and while I was there I of course went to go look at the in-stock yarn. (CHRISTMAS SALES YES!!!)

Here I am, dressed in glittery jeans, my pseudo-binder and an Unnus Annus hoodie, baby-gay rainbow converse, bright-ass blue hair yanked up in a messy ponytail out of my face, transformers mask, and not exactly looking either feminine or masculine, puttering around with my cane and a few skeins of clearance cotton yarn in my arms. The looks I got this Sunday morning, let me tell you.

One sweet little old lady came up as I was digging through the crochet thread, trying to find the gauge I need, and asked me if I was looking for something for my 'sister or mother...or perhaps my girlfriend?' Because she'd be happy to help me find it. She was sweet and quite frankly thinking I was a dude was oddly gratifying, but...still. Dudes can't crochet? Or knit? Really? I told her it was for me and I had JUST found it, but she was so kind for asking if I needed help, and the look of UTTER SHOCK on her face was...disconcerting.

Another middle-aged lady was trying to find a very specific wool yarn. I heard her talking to herself trying to find it, and since I knew where it was, I told her. Her EXACT WORDS WERE "you must come here with your girlfriend a lot if you know that!" she wasn't being cruel, I don't think. But when I told her I knew because I used that yarn myself for a crochet blanket project, she looked dumbfounded.

Even the CASHIER told me I 'didn't look the type to work with yarn' when I went up to cash out. She was smiling and I think she meant it in a good way? She sounded very approving, but...what, exactly is the 'type' to work with yarn? Literally any-freakin'-body can do it if they want to. Men, women, third-gender, children, adults, teenagers, little old grandmas with knitting needles out the wazoo, young dads trying to keep track of rowdy toddlers, punks with mohawks and spiked collars, biker-dudes with more tattoos than bare skin, picture-perfect barbie girls, nerdy dudes with glasses, football jocks, flaming LGBTQA folks, children with clumsy fingers trying for the first time, the disabled in all our various forms, the neurodivergent in all our various modes, the happy, the sad, the sick, the well, IT DOES NOT MATTER. YARNCRAFT IS NOT A GATED COMMUNITY. Whether it's crochet, knitting, tatting, armenien lace, or something else, it doesn't matter. if you feel like working with yarn, you should be and are welcome.

Quit giving shocked looks when someone who doesn't fit your narrow ideal of someone who enjoys working with yarn in their hands buys yarn. Y'all are the reason so many people are afraid to TRY it, much like any other thing that doesn't fit some narrow 'ideal' of the 'type' of person for whatever it is.

I'm not displeased that people thought I was a dude. I'm nonbinary, if I manage androgynous when I am definitely female-body-shape leaning because I am chonk and I have boobs bigger than hell in a handbasket, I am happy! I'm not happy about the evident split-second judgement.

Be better. Period.

[valiantshadow96-blog]

NOT LOOKING FOR CRITIQUE

This is incredibly hard to post.  But I want to be available to post this so that other people who struggle can see that they're not alone. Ever since I went on anti-depressants nearly 6 years ago, I've been steadily gaining weight. I went from being an XS in women's to a 2XL men's size. I just had to go through my closet today and give away 90% of my clothes because I either outgrew them, or I bought them one size too small "just to motivate" myself. 

As a Trans person, I've spent a lot of time hating my body. I've poured every desire, every dream I've had for myself into my OC, Alex.  And now, I'm giving him a healing arc. Lord knows he deserves it. 

So have an Alex gaining a little chonk, and still being kick-ass. 

[pink-pokeganda]

Rating Flareon sprites

Gen 1: Damn!! Look at this smug fucker!! The energy is very “yeah, I got a flame sac that can spew fire as hot as 3,000 degrees Fahrenheit, what the fuck are you gonna do about it?” The fur looks very soft on this sprite and the pose isn’t too bad either! A solid Flareon 6/10

Gen 2: Oh god, oh fuck... a baby... a sweet baby... she’s freshly evolved and doesn’t have the Flareon stance down yet, still trying to get used to her newfound fire power and extra fluff. She is new to the fire-type scene so please be patient with her... the face is so precious and the pose is so baby... protect her. 10/10

Gen 3: Woah-- the colours-- I prefer the orange-red on Flareon much more than this light orange... but she looks very relaxed and that is great. Unlike the other two, this Flareon doesn’t have a very clear expression... what are you feeling, friend? are you happy? sad? furious? give me something here. The fur looks... greasy? and the extra tufts of fur sticking out makes it look messy... not my favourite. 2/10

Gen 4: The body colour is better! but the extra fur colour is a bit too muted in my opinion. Give me that warm yellow!! This Flareon has much more energy than the gen 3 Flareon. Look at this stance! She’s ready to play! Or maybe she’s ready to pounce on her trainer? Who knows what she’s up to... her expression also leaves something to be desired but it adds to the mystery of “what is she up to?” and that’s cool. A solid Flareon! 5/10

Gen 5: The fur!!! Looks so soft!!! Holy fuck look at that tail!!! I love the violet colour used in the eyes and the ears, it adds some nice depth to her. Very pretty eyes on this one. She also doesn’t have much of an expression here, and the pose is just standing. This makes her look like she’s waiting in line or something. This has T-pose energy but she can’t actually T-pose so this is as close as she’s gonna get. Very pretty Flareon. 7/10

Gen 6: She’s fucking chonk!! Look at how wide she is!! The fur on her head is very soft and cute. But the tail looks very stiff and flat.. it isn’t fluffy or soft enough... and the teal colours in the eyes and ears aren’t as vibrant or pretty as the violet used in gen 5... she looks scared, like she’s trying to make herself look bigger by fluffing out that tail.. who scared you? who hurt you? I’d prefer to see her more relaxed. 4/10

Gen 7: Basically the same as gen 6 except I think she has a visible mouth now? 4/10

Conquest: The style!!! The action!!! The drama!!! the teal in the eyes and ears-- she’s ready to fight! look at how pretty and detailed she is! The expression is great and the fur looks like it’s bristling!! wowza!! 10/10

[eustasshoney]

uhhhhhh,,, op boy and what I think their body types are irl cuz I said so,,

Irl Law has a very thin build. Like little to no muscle mass, skinny af, lanky, boney. I feel like he's got a fast metabolism and doesn't eat a great deal (he just... doesn't get hungry?) So he's all skin and bone. Honestly? He probably looks kinda ill, he definitely has tired and sunken eyes and with that dark, long face of his, man just has the likeness of a bean pole.

I think Zoro is much the same as the build he has in the show. Maybe a little less beefed up, but it's canon (according to SBS) he'd still be a swordsman in Japan irl, so he'd still put himself through rigorous conditioning and physical training. Even if he wasn't a swordsman, he has gym buff energy, so yeah. Pure muscle, abs, thick biceps and legs. Calloused hands from working with a sword on the daily.

Kidd I think is 50/50 muscle and chonk. He's not solid like Zoro is, he's thick, muscled, but has some softness to him. He's a big dude, has a big appetite. Definitely a beer and snacks guy, and if it wasn't for the fact he definitely is the type to work out, I think he'd just have a dad bod irl. Lots of scars from getting into fights with people, his quick temper transfers into a modern au. Still has that disfigured nose from what I personally believe is getting jumped.

Once again, I see Ace having the same body type as he does in the show. He's a very active person, definitely the type to spontaneously go hiking or running or some ridiculously extreme sport like rock climbing if given the opportunity. He doesn't really even work out that much, he's just always doing something, it's ridiculous.

Sabo is of average build. Not skinny, but not muscley either. Smooth stomach, soft face. Just. Yes. Average, that's all I really have to say. I also feel like he blushes really easily, and when he's flustered, that redness colours all the way down his neck and chest.

That's all I can think of, if anyone wants to ask for a specific person, you ahead. This was just random brain vomit lol.

[greekgoddess458]

shit said at my high school

(and yes, this is 100% real, sometimes i wish it wasnt)

- Here, have a miniature club cracker for your insecurities

- I may be depressed but im not gonna litter

- I smite you with the power of god and anime

- Wait a second, aren't you "straight?"

- You know what else looks clean? My criminal record

(then, completely unrelated to the previous statement)

- Didn't you commit arson two years ago?

- My mom said I cant start a revolution until college

- Either the taco sauce or the song is making me tear up. Probably both.

- There's only one way to fix America. ESTABLISH A MONARCHY.

- I guess he came over without the over.

- AmeriCAN but AmeriSHOULDNT

- If it doesn't go floosh or chonk them why are you eating it?

- me: How high is the roof?

Student: Not high enough.

- Im still losing braincells over stale soda

- Math teachers dont have anger issues, they have angle issues

- My eyeshadow hurts

- Who's from Disappointment Island NOW?!?!

- They'll be like 'my grandma just died,' and ill be like *giggle* yeah.

- we are now going to quarantine this pencil

- No, you cant have an Altoid because you like BOYS

- Student 1: Watermelon?

Student 2: Watermelon.

Student 3: Watermelon?

Students 1 & 2: *nodding* watermelon

- To be honest, corn juice is not my favorite

- This acid is REALLY getting to me

- My breath is cold like...hot chocolate

- Stop trying to peer pressure me into being a lesbian

- yeah, he's intimidated because you nearly killed him with an orange

- Student: Now what have we learned about cutting off heads?

me: It's not good for the economy

- my dad looks like he's on drugs but that's probably because he is

- today on 5 minute crafts we're going to learn how to commit genocide!

- *thoughtfully* who did i stab last weekend?

- would you like a can of lightly used corn?

- i want to be immortal but i want to blow up

- i've always wanted pixilated eyes

- it's only cannibalism if you don't wear socks

- i love being a whore

- *mockingly* did he really? yes bitch.

- i may be depressed but at least im hydrated

- what if i take their achilles' tendon?

- my body needs to figure out if im going to die or not

- what anime is this? OH NO ITS WIKIHOW

- *tearfully* i have BREAKFAST biscuits

- im so hyped but im half dead

- STARVE FASTER

- me: are you trying to hold my hand or slap me

my bf: both

- *student sobs while sewing*

- EAT THIS FLOWER

- Teacher: good morning

me: time has no meaning

- now your shoes are ten cents richer

- *sadly* i dont have any jellybeans in my shoes

- they stopped hiring cannibals years ago

- yeahhh child labor

- yall my cousin killed his wife and is on the run lol

- *finger guns* like a CULT

- Why is it BLACKboard? I thought we were about gender equality

- Family genes? How many people have worn them?

- Get your tiny lungs today!

- me: Are those your pants?

Student: yes

me: put your pants back on

- I'm sorry im cultured enough to eat spaghetti with a straw

- Student 1: *confesses their feelings*

Student 2: Kowabummer

- Wait a minute, crabs have built-in windshield wipers?

- Did you put the dogs in the dryer?

- death is inevitable and so is tax evasion

- swear if i have to read about your dead grandpa's dog, im gonna cry. just give me the recipe

- STOP BEING SUPPORTIVE I KNOW YOU SECRETLY L O A T H E ME

- wait im stabbed

- Student: if its a no that doesnt mean it's a yes

me: the fuck?? what do you think no means??

- i have an offbrand french boy

- me: *groans*

Student: do you have gonorrhea?

- my mom just died haha

- *two students have a picnic while discussing how one lost his virginity in the middle of the hallway*

- me: *jokingly calls a girl my wife*

my bf: shes not your wife

me: shes def my wife

my bf: no, ill be BOTH if i have to

- *eats a lunchable while sitting on the bathroom floor*

- why are you beating your wife with a cheese stick?

- Teacher: a chemical agent that creates cancer

Student: my dad has that :D

- mufasa do be kinda thicc tho

- do you wannt start on the-oh im thicc

Said by teachers~

- You can ask a friend. Oh wait, do you have any friends?

- If i got fired today that'd be fine with me

- my whole life is a mistake

- Are you okay? Inside? No.

- that's gangsta

- oh, wow, good. you're a moron

- stop googling obama

- i can't afford therapy

- if it's healthy i dont like it

- we got a lot to cover today so try to keep out the bullying

- you have officially been sushed

- plus they had to have backup kids because someone's gonna die

- im gonna take a nap

- im throwing it back

- *spontaneously blows something up*

- i miss middle school when you didnt say words

- i dont think i put any wack ones on there

- i dont wanna be hit by your macarena

- No urinating in Cheerios!

- If you cant see then open your eyes

- im sitting on a table because thats the day ive had

- im about to hurt you

- yall need to keep an eye on me because i think im in the early stages of dementia

- its the other soulless woman

- *said "no no" to a drug dealer*

- Student: What does diatomic mean?

Teacher: two ! 😁

- id like to stay married

- *makes whole class do yoga*

- i wouldnt say that to anyone i knew didnt have friends, like [student name] or something

so yeah there's more but i didnt feel like writing them all down :P

[curioskitty]

THE・Rarest Bakugou

Given Bakugou-kun's description as a "juvenile delinquent" (Horikoshi sensei uses the term 不良少年, or furyou shounen, meaning juvenile delinquent boy), it's expected that he wouldn't conform to standard. So obviously, it's not possible to find Bakugou-kun wearing a tie properly................

What is up with this perfectly tied nonsense right here?!

Bakugou-kun, I thought I knew you!!! THE LIES! THE BETRAYAL!!!

But, it's probably just a fluke. You didn't mean it, right Horikoshi-sensei?

WTF?! WHY?!!! Horikoshi-sensei?!

Yep. Contrary to expectations, Bakugou-kun wearing a tie correctly only ranks at Ultra Rare status: difficult to find, but not impossible.

So, what's rarer than a tie-wearing Bakugou-kun? Go Beyond, Plus Ultra Rare Bakugou!

++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

In fact, it's even harder to find Bakugou-kun wearing a tie improperly. Given proto-Bakugou's loose tie design, I would have expected that to be the likelier delinquent-esque tie option. But I've only seen Horikoshi-sensei draw him like this once:

(Horikoshi-sensei's one year celebration illustration. This is still fairly early in the publication.)

On top of that, Bakugou-kun consistently wears his uniform tie-less and with at least one button undone on his shirt collar. His pants are always slung low on his hips and legs bunching up at his feet (except when he had to wear jeans for Best Jeanist). You can even see panels where Horikoshi-sensei drew in the rips at the hems near the heel where they drag on the ground.

So why the inconsistency, Horikoshi-sensei? I see you over there, stop pretending you didn't notice. I know you're paying attention.

Horikoshi-sensei gave proto-Bakugou a loosened tie, so what is the reasoning for taking Bakugou-kun's tie away?

Some No-Tie Theories

Fan Theory #1: HE DOESN'T KNOW HOW

//Like Midoriya-kun, Bakugou-kun came from a middle school with gakuran uniforms. They never learned how to tie them. Midoriya-kun messes up his tie, while Bakugou-kun doesn't even bother to try.//

I actually think this is the least likely reason. Bakugou-kun was designed to be a naturally talented genius. I think this applies to anything he wants to do. If he does something, it's always perfectly done.

Bakugou-kun can (and does if you look above) tie it perfectly when necessary.

CONCLUSION: If Bakugou-kun doesn't do something, it's completely out of personal preference or because he doesn't see a reason to.

Fan Theory #2: REBELLIOUS NATURE

//Bakugou-kun is a delinquent and maintains that image because he thinks it looks cool. Or maybe he is rebelling against fashion designer parents. Either way, because of his family background he knows how to tie a tie, but wants to be a rebel.//

I'd give partial points for this one. I'm pretty sure he wears his pants loose at least partially because he thinks it looks cool. However, Bakugou-kun's parents were noted to be designers and not specifically fashion designers.

Despite appearances, this is the kid that sleeps at 8:30pm, doesn't break school rules, and yells at his friends for smoking.

He zips up the collar on his gym track suit all the way. Both the summer and winter versions get the same treatment. He doesn't feel the need to "make a statement" by wearing his track uniform incorrectly. Outside of class, he can and does sometimes wear his track jacket unzipped, but during class he always wears it properly.

So then why does Bakugou-kun refuse to wear the band T-shirt and Christmas party Santa outfit? Because he isn't cooperative. In Ultra Analysis, his Cooperativeness Stat was the lowest rank: E.

CONCLUSION: Bakugou-kun may be non-conformist and uncooperative, but he isn't a rebel.

Fan Theory #3: TRAUMA/PTSD

//This is one of the more popular theories. Between Dabi grabbing his neck, the Sludge Villain and being restrained at the School Festival, our boy has been through the wringer. As a result, he just doesn't like stuff around his neck because it gives him anxiety.//

The Western Fandom is definitely concerned about the mental health of the kids. But I don't actually think this is the reason. Not that I don't think they all need some therapy and self care, especially right now, but there just isn't evidence for this specific trauma in Bakugou-kun.

He wears scarves and even turtle necks without a problem.

On top of that, Bakugou-kun ALSO unbuttoned the top button of his shirt and gakuran in middle school; even from before the Sludge Villain incident. There isn't any evidence Bakugou-kun changed his dressing habits due to trauma. He wore a scarf to the entrance exam for UA, too.

CONCLUSION: Bakugou-kun has ALWAYS worn his shirts with the top button unbuttoned.

These 3 theories are inadequate, too. Even if they did explain the reasons Bakugou-kun doesn't wear a uniform tie, they don't factor in the reasoning for why he DOES wear his other ties properly sometimes.

HC#1: Bakugou-kun's preference

Bakugou-kun doesn't seem to care about his image and how "extras" see him. Even during the press interviews after his hero debut, he wore the same style of open collar look. He's not shy about being nude or taking his shirt off.

But what he hates is being uncomfortable.

He is "explosively brawny". Just look at how thick Bakugou-kun's neck is when compared to Midoriya-kun's. It isn't just that Midoriya-kun is supposed to be scrawny, but also that Bakugou-kun has a thicker than average neck.

Bakugou-kun doesn't like to button up his shirts all the way because it's uncomfortable. It's reasonable that he zips his track suit and everything else up because those are looser at the neck or made of stretchier materials.

As for why he doesn't wear the uniform tie at all... Don't forget Bakugou-kun is a perfectionist and a bit of a neat freak.

He always tucks his shirt in. For the band performance he wore a collared black dress shirt. From what we saw of his room, it's minimalist and clean. I don't see him wanting to look like a slob.

A sloppy loose tie would probably irritate him more than just not wearing it (which is even funnier when you think about Midoriya-kun's chonk tie. It probably makes him want to strangle Midoriya-kun, or maybe just tie it himself...)

Bakugou-kun has difficulties compromising when it comes to his high standards. So if he has to wear it, it's going to be either 0% or 100%.

HC#2: Explosiveness

Why draw Bakugou-kun with either 0% tie or 100% tie? If Horikoshi-sensei is going for a delinquent image, wouldn't the 50% tie option make more sense?

Taking a look again at Bakugou-kun's profile page, Horikoshi-sensei describes him to be explosive in every way. That includes his whole body being "explosively brawny", but also adds a note that he looks slender in clothes.

Horikoshi-sensei put an effort to make every element of Bakugou-kun's character in some state of either fully compressed or explosive.

His slimming clothes, general appearance and even his speech patterns are highly compressed (blunt/terse) and loud. The extremes of his attitude are compressed too; if Bakugou-kun is not loudly raging, then he's quietly observing.

This contrast is key to his character. You can't explode if you aren't compressed first. It's supposed to be shocking to see how brawny he actually is under his slenderizing clothes. And I always feel shocked whenever I see this kid compressed into a tie.

HC#3: Deku & Kacchan

These two are set apart from the class by design and very much on purpose. Horikoshi-sensei designed them to be at opposite ends of the same spectrum.

If Bakugou-kun has muscular arms, then Midoriya-kun needs muscular legs. If Midoriya-kun buttons up his shirt all the way to the collar, then Bakugou-kun's collar has to be loose. Their designs reflect their connection.

So if Midoriya-kun has a poorly tied tie, the opposite of that is either non-existant or perfectly tied. If it's perfectly tied, he'd just blend in with the class.

The no-tie option just makes more sense.

Plus Ultra Rare Bakugou

Horikoshi-sensei only ever draws Bakugou-kun with a tie in specific scenarios. Costume events that require the neck tie as part of the costume or "fancy" events where everyone is in formal wear. And even in those, Bakugou-kun manages to not wear his tie 90% of the time.

So, I just imagine that when Horikoshi-sensei makes Bakugou-kun wear his tie, he's super grumpy! Just look at his face in every illustration he's wearing a tie in. He's probably hot, uncomfortable, and really not enjoying himself at all.

Ultimately, the "Plus Ultra Rare Bakugou" is a Bakugou-kun who wears the tie and SMILES while doing it.

(Yes, I know that's NOT actually a tie. Shut up Bakugou-kun. You're only smirking in this one because you won the Popularity Poll for the 5th time in a row...)

(Well that's random, you say? Welcome to my blog. Considering the stuff going down on canon, I figured I should give fans, and myself, a break from angst to talk about something silly.

Please note that this applies only to the manga. I've found that the anime isn't quite so strict about how Bakugou-kun looks.

Regarding the headcanons, I just want to clarify that everyone is free to think whatever they like. I enjoy all headcanons and support your right to have them.

I wrote this a while ago and then debated posting it because it's such a huge meta about... Bakugou-kun's tie. I had regrets. But now it's become my new years post. Regrets were for 2020, it's already 2021!

Demons out, fortune in!!! I know it's not setsubun for another month, but 2020 was such a demon.

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!)