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kaiidos · 10 months

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I hate the people who use trailhead bathrooms with a burning passion. It doesn't matter how far into the middle of nowhere you are, someone has had the worst time of their life in there at least once and decided to make it everyone's problem

I am not kidding when I say that I once walked into a bathroom to find THIS HORROR SCENE WAITING FOR ME

The splatter was so high up the walls this guy was either throwing it around or shitting at fucking mach 10.

Even worse, I was taking a criminology/criminal science course at the time and we were studying splatter patterns. So with my (very limited) knowledge, I determined that the only way the angle and length of the splashback could have even happened was if they were STANDING UP WITH THEIR ASS ANGLED TOWARD THE BACK RIM OF THE TOILET

like this

I had to go so bad I was shaking, but it reeked like a rotting corpse floating in Satan's colostomy bag so I immediately turned tail and fled. If I had stayed any longer, I'm pretty sure it would've taken several more years off of my life

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affo-gatto-gateau · 5 months

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#i don't know if anyone's done this #but I thought it was funny #trail to oregon #oregon trail #starkid #lords in black #nibbly #nibblenephim #mouthface #hatchetfield #starkid memes

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yelhsaqi · 3 months

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So i discovered that starkid and their interesting musicals exists and i love it so much. I love lauren lopez

#nerdy prudes must die #npmd #tgwdlm #trail to oregon #black friday #starkid #musical fanart #linda monroe #ruth fleming #emma perkins #craphole trail to oregon #fanart #starkid fanart #art #artists on tumblr

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hgedits · 6 months

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#jeff blim is so hot you sometimes forget he's also the preeminent Crazy Eyes actor of our generation #starkid #starkidedit #oregon trail #jeff blim #corey dorris

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lsrgkwtvr · 3 months

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on the oregon trail. straight up "caulking it." and by "it," haha, well. let's justr say. My wagon

#trail to oregon #the trail to oregon #starkid #in the stripped club #anyways i finished trail to oregon today.#planning on watching all the endings though #so im not Entirely finished yet #soon though..... i will be

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silamander · 4 months

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It never ceases to amaze me that these two are played by the same person

#Corey's gotta be one of the best actors at Starkid #happy to see him getting all the love he deserves after his performance at Starkid Innit #corey dorris #solomon lauter #nerdy prudes must die #trail to oregon #starkid #hatchetfield

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djwildart · 2 months

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Trail to Oregon fanart ❤️‍🩹🌵🏜️🐂

#trail to oregon #starkid #my art #starkid fanart #fanart

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oldinterneticons · 3 months

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You have died from FAIL

#oregon trail #video games

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clownhonkbonk · 8 months

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they should dress up the entirety of starkid in lobster costumes and have correy dorris fight them in a boxing ring occasionally breaking into songs every 15 minutes and call it the lobster war.

#i wrote this in my thought notes and then decided id unleash it here #starkid #team starkid #tto #trail to oregon

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kizzys · 11 months

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