Maverick:….I mean, am I right, Ice?
Iceman: I’m almost certain you aren’t. But to be fair, I wasn’t listening.
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Phoenix: Is that why you’re always cleaning your glasses? So you won’t have to see what we’re doing?
Bob: Tell no one.
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[After Tony was gifted the power of regeneration]
Bucky: And doll, be careful with that gift. A lot of things that seem strong and good and powerful, they can be painful.
Tony: Like, say, immortality?
Bucky: Exactly. I'm dying to get rid of that.
Tony: Funny.
Bucky: I'm a funny guy.
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Gwen: I know you feel betrayed.
Miles: Yes, well, that's one of the unpleasant side effects of being betrayed.
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Myn Donos: "Carpe diem." You told me that once.
Wes Janson: Fish of the day?
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Nancy: Are you okay?
Emily: I'm going to start charging people money to ask me that.
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Belle: Hey, Berlioz! I like your Halloween costume. Who are you supposed to be?
Berlioz: I’m Joan of Ark. I thought it was fitting. She had a close personal relationship with God.
Belle: I like it! Who are you supposed to be, Simba?
Simba: *motions to a name tag on his chest that says Hello! My Name Is: GOD*
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Edgar(about him and Alan): Me and mine don't follow no stinkin' rules. We're rebels.
David: No, I'm a rebel. You're an idiot.
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Hangman: You can't deny it. There's something between us.
Phoenix: Loathing? Disgust?
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Tony: You're a little kid.
Peter: Man.
Tony: Little man.
Peter: I'm taller than you!
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Jack: Oh, look. It's the Three Musketeers!
(Peggy, Howard, and Daniel look at each other)
Peggy: Was that an insult?
Howard: Kinda lacked punch.
Daniel: The Three Musketeers were cool!
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Luke Skywalker: Why should someone want to harm Kyp?
Corran Horn: Maybe because they met him?
Luke Skywalker:
Corran Horn: Did I say that?
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