#osha violations

[phoenixyfriend]

One of my favorite groupchat gags is seeing a notification in the nsfw channel, taking a look, and being faced by the latest OSHA violation that @thisarenotarealblog has cursed us with.

Colloquially nsfw? No. Technically unsafe for work? Yeah. Very.

[iww-gnv]

LAS VEGAS (KTNV) — Elon Musk's Boring Company has been fined more than $112K for safety violations by the Nevada Occupational Safety and Health Administration at the Vegas Loop underground tunnel last summer. According to the OSHA inspection, about 15 to 20 workers were injured while working at the tunnel in the span of two months. The inspection report alleges a chemical mixture inadvertently went into the skin of between 10 to 15 workers causing rashes and burns. The report goes on to say no showers were available for workers sprayed by the hazards. OSHA also found there was no personal protective equipment provided to protect workers against the chemicals.

[bigoltrashpile]

A Shower of Kisses

I just....really wanted to wake Papyrus up by sucking his dick. Here's that. This is very silly and self indulgent but I don't care, I love him. Enjoy! Smut under the cut, minors go away.

You looked down at your sleeping boyfriend, smiling softly.  This was such a rare sight.  He almost always woke up before you, getting up at the crack of dawn to run every morning.  But today, you were up weirdly early.  Just one of those times that your body decided it was time to get up for no good reason.  But you weren’t complaining!

Papyrus was so beautiful.  The moonlight streaming in from the window lit up his bones, so he almost looked like he was glowing.  His usually intense expression was so relaxed.  His mouth was parted just a little bit.

Fuck he’s so hot.

You grinned and gently kissed his neck.  You just had to give him some love, even if he wasn’t conscious.  Carefully, you moved a bit lower, kissing his collarbone.  He was a very light sleeper, you had to tread with caution.  Thankfully, he wasn’t holding you to his chest tonight, he was instead sprawled like a starfish on his back.  Perfect for your plan.

After making sure he was still fully asleep, you moved to his ribs.  You knew they were sensitive, so you kept your touch feather light.  As you traced down his sternum with your fingers, a faint sigh escaped Papyrus’s mouth, but he didn’t stir.  You kept moving down his chest, your other hand gently running along one of his pearly ribs.  Papyrus made a few small gasps, and you grinned wickedly.

You pressed an open mouthed kiss to one of his ribs.

This time, a beautiful moan was your reward.  You almost never heard Papyrus moan!  During your times together, he was almost constantly talking, praising you and himself.  You paused to let him relax again before repeating the motion, using your hands again at the same time.

Another moan, this one louder.  Fuck, you should have set up a camera or something.  Even though you hadn’t been touched at all there was a heat in your loins.  You moved further down, kissing Papyrus’s spine.

He was definitely less asleep than he had been when you started.  His arms were stiffly searching for you, flailing sleepily around the bed.  His bony brows were furrowed.  You didn’t have much time before he woke up fully.

Gently, you moved the blankets away from Papyrus’s pelvis, and gently began to slide his shorts down.  He only slept in his underwear, which made your task very easy.  You grinned at the sight of his bare pelvis.  It was a beautiful piece of him, so complex in its structure, but so easy to make him fall apart.  You pressed another wet kiss to one of the crests as your hand started to gently explore the holes in his tailbone. 

As you did, orange magic slowly started to coalesce near the front of his pelvis.  You grinned.  Papyrus’s noises were coming faster now.  You redoubled your efforts, playing with the places you knew were most sensitive.  Finally, with a static snap of magic, and a full whimper from Papyrus, his cock formed.

You practically beamed.  Even while asleep, you could get him to form a cock for you.  That definitely made you feel special.  His dick was less detailed than it usually was, looking more like a dildo than an actual human penis.  But it was perfect.  Just like him.  Almost greedily, you kissed the tip of it.

“N-Nyeh,” a weak laugh came from above you.  You finally looked back to Papyrus’s face.  His eyes were open, still cloudy with sleep, but you could see the orange pinpricks in his sockets were brighter and fuzzier than usual.  “H-Having Fun?”

“So much fun,” you teased.  “You make the cutest noises~”  You gently began to move two fingers up and down his cock.  “Is this okay?  Do you want me to keep going?”

“Please,” Papyrus begged.  You smirked, before finally taking the tip of his cock into your mouth.

Papyrus almost threw his head back and shuddered.  Another delicious whine was your reward.  As always, his dick tasted delicious, like an orange creamsicle.  You let yourself enjoy the treat, popping it in and out of your mouth like a popsicle.  All the while, his cute little moans and gasps filled the air.

As you finally took a bit more of him into your mouth than usual, Papyrus let out a choked sound and tangled his fingers into your hair.  Papyrus didn’t use his leverage to force you down on him, he just seemed to be holding on for dear life.  You finally moved one hand into your own pants.  He was just so hot, you couldn’t help yourself!  

Well, if he was ready, you were too.  You finally let yourself go crazy, choking on his cock as far as you could manage, using your free hand to make up the difference.  Your tongue swirled around the head as you pulled back, enjoying the taste, before going further down.  Papyrus was getting louder and louder.  One of his hands was in his ribcage, stroking the back of his sternum.

“Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck,” he moaned.  “I-I Love You, Ngh, Please!”

Who were you to deny such a pretty request?  You grinned up at him with just your eyes.  You breathed in deep through your nose, before finally taking him all the way to the base.

Papyrus practically screamed.  He bucked up into your mouth, but your hand on his pelvis kept him from breaking your nose.  He shuddered, bones rattling, before he finally came.  Thick, warm ropes of cum shot down your throat, but you stayed where you were, keeping him as stimulated as you possibly could.

You finally pulled away, giving him one more harsh suck, just to watch your boyfriend twitch.  Papyrus seemed spent, once again flopped on the mattress, chest rising and falling quickly.

“Oh My God,” he panted.  “I Didn’t Know Waking Up To A Shower Of Kisses Would Be So Fun!”

You giggled.  Your voice was a bit hoarse, but you felt just fine.  You moved back up next to him and kissed him on the cheek.  “Thanks baby.  Sorry, I probably should have asked you first, but-” “Don’t Be Sorry!  This Just Gives Me An Excuse To Get Revenge~” Papyrus grinned wickedly back at you, and you felt a thrill go down your spine.  The thought of waking up to him between your legs, his tongue exploring you-

“W-well,” you squeaked.  “I look forward to it!”

“Nyeh Heh Heh, Don’t Worry, You Won’t Have To Wait Too Long,” he winked.  Suddenly, he grabbed your hips and pulled you back on top of him.  “Now, I Don’t Think You Came Earlier, And What Kind Of Partner Would I Be If I Left You Unsatisfied?”  His cock was already hard again, poking your ass through your pajama pants.

“H-ha, I should wake you up like this more often!” you joked as your boyfriend practically tore your underwear off of you.

“Yes You Should, My Love!  But Now It’s My Turn, And I’m Not Stopping Until The Sun Comes Up!”

As he began to push into you and set a harsh pace, you knew he wasn’t lying.  You made a mental note to wake up earlier.  This was the best way to start your day!

[liminaldotcom]

LIMINAL.COM CHARACTERS COMMITTING OSHA VIOLATIONS : SCARLET FLY & KIWI

(ART COMMISSIONS ARE OPEN)

[subzerocatalyst]

i can't reblog for some reason but @ashyslashyy posted the best osha violation ever and i just knew what i had to do

[srjacksin]

My boyfriend just affectionately referred to my Bush as my "Pelt."

[enbyleighlines]

Miscellaneous poly Ike/Soren & Ike/Ranulf thoughts before bed

(Some are vaguely raunchy, so under the cut they go!)

Soren loves to be kissed. If Ike wanted, he could easily cut any of Soren’s furious tirades short with a smooch, completely derailing his boyfriend’s train of thought. Ike only uses this power when strictly necessary, however. Once he gives Soren one kiss, it’s difficult not to indulge him with more. Soren will get the prettiest blush on his face and gaze at Ike with open adoration shining in his eyes, and Ike loves this spellbound expression on his usually stoic boyfriend so much that he can’t help but kiss Soren again.

Ranulf likes to watch Ike when he works out, very impressed with the sight of his boyfriend’s muscles on display. Ike lets him ogle as much as he pleases. After watching for a few minutes, Ranulf will usually join in, whether that means being Ike’s spotter, cheerleader, or friendly competitor. While they both enjoy it, they cannot help but tease each other, which eventually snowballs into whispered flirtations and lots of unnecessary touching. In the end, it generally cuts Ike’s workout short, so Ranulf doesn’t do it too often.

When Ike’s sore and tired from work or otherwise not in the mood, it’s rare but not unheard of for Soren and Ranulf to get intimate. Though it’s not exactly romantic, they do grow to love one another. However, Soren has strict boundaries with Ranulf. Only Ike is allowed to leave visible markings on his body.

While Soren scorns PDA, Ranulf has no qualms about draping himself all over Ike, whether they are in public or in the privacy of their own home. His favorite place is Ike’s lap, but he’s usually able to find a way to lean his weight against Ike, no matter how Ike is positioned. Ike occasionally gets flustered by this, but he doesn’t hate it, either. Ranulf once attempted to whisper sweet nothings in Ike’s ear while clinging to him in public, but he ended up startling Ike so bad that Ike flinched and reflexively smacked his boyfriend in the face. Ike apologized a lot and Ranulf easily forgave him, but he never tried it again.

Soren tends to get terribly sick in the winter months, to the point where he becomes so feverish he could be mistaken for a drunkard. Of course, Soren still attempts to work when he’s sick. Luckily, Ike can easily scoop Soren up into his arms and bring his irritable boyfriend back to bed. Soren also tends to have terrible nightmares when he’s ill, though they aren’t so bad when Ike holds him tightly in his arms. Ike has an ironclad immune system, so he manages to stay healthy.

Soren usually gets pissed off when strangers flirt with Ike, especially when that person can’t seem to realize that they are making Ike uncomfortable. Ranulf tends to find it amusing, but he will also intervene if it looks like Ike is struggling to shake off his newest pursuer. However, what really upsets Soren is when someone tries to flirt with him. Surely anyone with a brain could see his heart only belongs to one person. Ranulf, on the other hand, is flattered when people express interest in him, and will turn them down gently.

Soren not so secretly adores the size difference between him and Ike. He loves that Ike can almost completely engulf him, could easily smother him if he tried. Of course Ike is a gentle lover, and he would never hurt Soren on purpose, but to Soren, that’s part of the appeal. Ike could easily overpower him, but doesn’t. Soren trusts Ike completely. And when Soren wants to be manhandled a little, Ike is generally willing to comply.

Ranulf loves to make Ike blush. It’s no easy feat, which makes it a fun challenge, too. When they first start dating, it hardly took any effort on Ranulf’s part, but over time Ike has developed thicker skin. Innuendos tend to be a hit or miss. Either Ike will become flustered, face burning with embarrassment, or he’ll be so tickled by the clever wordplay that he’ll dissolve into hysterical laughter. Either way, it’s a win-win.

[doctorchapatinphd]

[puppy-faggot]

I just became enlightened and now understand robotfuckers completely and upon bringing it up in a Gundam server everyone was just like "Yeah dude! Haven't you wanted to fuck a Zaku?"

Any way the point is my friends who "joked" about fucking mobile suits were not in fact joking.

[iww-gnv]

WHITE PLAINS, N.Y. — A 41-year-old roofing contractor with an extensive record of violating safety regulations faces prison time and a hefty fine for the 2022 death of an employee at a New York construction site. Jose Lema, the founder and principal of the New York-based roofing company ALJ Home Improvement Inc., pled guilty to one count of willfully violating safety regulations of the U.S. Occupational Safety and Health Administration, the U.S. Department of Justice announced Monday. Lema faces a maximum sentence of six months in prison and a maximum fine of $250,000. Lema, also known as "Jose Lema Mizhirumbay," has a long history of safety violations and two employee deaths on his record, OSHA and prosecutors said. From 2019 to 2023, OSHA said inspectors performed eight investigations of ALJ worksites that resulted in the issuance of 24 willful citations, 16 serious citations, and more than $2.3 million in penalties. His sentencing is scheduled for May 22 at the U.S. District Courthouse in White Plains.

[bigoltrashpile]

Learning to Share

The lovely @galacticroyal93 has once again commissioned me! Thank you so much you're the greatest!!! This one is for all four yandere Papyruses kidnapping and then...loving the same person ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) So if you are a minor please go away, but if you're over 18, then enjoy!!!

You stared up at the ceiling blankly.  It was Friday.  The fifth day of your capture.  You sighed and rolled over, trying to find the will to get out of bed.

It had started normally.  You had become friends with Slim, a friendly skeleton monster, and you had quickly become a part of each others’ lives.  You and him had hung out whenever you could, and soon enough, you met his cousins.  Apparently he had a lot of them, eight all together in one house.  They had seemed normal enough…

But then some of them started to get attached.  Too attached.

The tall skeletons, Papyrus, Noir, and Hound, along with Slim of course, had begun vying for your attention.  Papyrus and Noir would show off and try to impress you, while Slim and Hound would try to get you to smile, and try to share any food or drink they could with you, just to see you happy.

It was nice!  For a while.  Then, things started to get…weird.  Papyrus would somehow show up wherever you were, Noir seemed to have a few things that looked suspiciously close to things you had lost, Hound somehow knew your favorite drink order, and Slim, although still sweet, would pull you a bit too close when anyone else tried to talk to you.

Definitely strange.

Well, five days ago, you figured out why.

You had been trying to find a good recipe to cook for dinner, when you heard something strange behind you.  

A footstep.

You lived alone.

Instantly, you stiffened up.  Your hand moved slowly away from the recipe book, to the knife block.  You grabbed a knife, and whipped around.

Almost faster than you could blink, a hand caught your wrist.  You were met with a very familiar sight.  Noir.  He smirked down at you gleefully.

“AT LEAST WE KNOW YOU’RE NOT COMPLETELY DEFENSELESS,” he chuckled.  “WELL DONE, SWEET THING.  A VALIANT EFFORT.”

“N-Noir??  What are you doing in my house?” you demanded.  You tried to sound tough, but couldn’t stop your voice from wavering.

“ISN’T IT OBVIOUS?  WE’RE HERE TO TAKE YOU HOME.”

“We?  Home??” you gasped.  You finally looked over Noir’s shoulder to see the other three skeletons behind him.  They were moving boxes out of your room, almost like they were helping you move.  Forcefully.

Using your distraction, Noir took his chance to grab the knife from your hand.  “WOULDN’T WANT YOU HURTING YOURSELF,” he explained casually.  Without looking, he threw the knife.  It stuck in the wall with a loud SHUNK.

You were doomed.

Noir leaned down, his fangs almost touching your ear.  “Now…We Can Do This The Easy Way, Or The Hard Way,” he whispered.  “Either You Come Quietly, Or I Knock You Out And Throw You In The Trunk.  Your Choice.”

“A-are you going to hurt me?” you squeaked pitifully.

“I Don’t Want To Hurt You,” Noir explained.  “But I Will Do What I Must.”

Shaking, you had gone with him quietly.  You were crying silently during the long drive, sure that they were going to do…something to you.  You weren’t sure what.  Kill you?  Sell you for your soul?  Was your friendship with Slim all a lie?  Had he just been kind to you to get to this moment?

Thankfully, once you got to the skeletons’ house, they explained.  Or more accurately, Hound had hugged you tight and kissed you, and then the others explained.

They were in love with you.  All four of them.  They had for months.  Not only did they love you, but they were basically obsessed with you.  They had been stalking you for a while, keeping tabs on you, protecting you, and just falling further and further in love.

They had tried to work things out, and eventually came to a very tenuous agreement.  They would kidnap you, bring you to their home, and share.  For a while.  They would each get you for one day out of the week, and after a  little while, you would decide which of them you would be with forever.

It was definitely a daunting decision.  They were all crazy, obviously, but…they were undeniably very handsome.  And very caring, and thoughtful.  On Monday, the day after you had been taken, Papyrus had treated you to a delicious, homemade dinner.  You had eaten it together under candlelight, which was very romantic despite his “dating outfit” having basketballs for shoulders, and him checking his dating manual every five minutes.

On Tuesday, Slim and you had done a few jigsaw puzzles while watching your favorite movies.  Afterward, you made cookies together!  Slim had eaten lots of the dough, but you still got a few cookies safely into the oven.

On Wednesday, Noir and you went outside!  It was the first time you had seen the sky in two days, and even though he squeezed your hand threateningly every time you talked to someone, walking in the park with hot chocolate had been lovely.

Yesterday, Hound had insisted on playing some games together.  You had started with some card games before moving on to Mario Kart.  Hound was surprisingly good at the game, and you had only won a single race.  Despite that, he was a good sport, and was perfectly happy just sitting on the couch with you.

But today…who would have you on Friday?  Would the order start over, and you’d have another day with Papyrus?  Or would you get the day to yourself?  Yeah, that didn’t seem likely.

Finally, you forced yourself out of bed.  It was still your bed, the skeletons had moved everything from your room to their home, and you had to admit that having all the same things was…comforting somehow.  You got dressed and went downstairs for breakfast.

Just like the other days, Noir and Papyrus were already awake and cooking food.  They chatted idly, turning when you walked in.  “AH, TK!” Papyrus beamed.  “GOOD MORNING!”

“G-good morning,” you muttered.  You sat down nervously.  “Um…what’s for breakfast?”

“WE HAVE MADE WAFFLES AND BACON,” Noir said proudly.

Your stomach rumbled.  “Good, good……Um…what’s the plan for today?”

Noir furrowed his brow.  “PLAN?”

“Yeah, who’s going to have me for the day?”

“all of us do.”  You jumped at Slim’s voice right behind you.  He always moved so quietly!  Slim rubbed the sleep from his eyes and plopped down next to you.  “mornin’, hun~”

“What do you mean, ‘all of you’?” you asked.  “Are you all going to, like…have an hour each?”

“nah, figured we’d do a group date or somethin’,” Slim shrugged.  “go to a movie, or smash bros tournament, maybe.  ‘course goin’ out would be nice with so many of us to keep an eye socket on you.”

Right.  Even if you went out, there was no way to escape.  You pushed the thought from your mind.  “Oh.  Well, I guess that sounds nice!”

“‘s’long as i don’t have to do any running i’m game.”  You jumped again.  Hound was just as sneaky as Slim!  The sharp toothed skeleton pressed a kiss to the top of your head.  “good to see ya angel~”

“You saw me yesterday too!” you laughed softly.

“and bein’ asleep was too long without ya,” he responded.  He sat down next to you, on the opposite side of Slim.

Soon enough, the food was ready, and Noir and Papyrus brought over plates of thick, fluffy pancakes and crispy bacon.  All five of you eagerly dug in, the skeletons chatting and arguing a bit as they did.

You closed your eyes happily.  There was just something so…peaceful about it.  Even though they had kidnapped you, you felt safe around these skeletons.  They loved you, you knew that now, and just having them near you was such a comfy feeling.  If they hadn’t kidnapped you, this would be a dream come true.

“what do ya think, tk?”  The sound of your name snapped you back to reality.  “that sound okay?”

“Huh?”

They all laughed softly at your absent mindedness.  “WE WERE JUST WONDERING IF BINGING A SHOW WAS OKAY WITH YOU,” Papyrus smiled.  “WE CAN MAKE A BLANKET FORT IF YOU WANT!”

“Y-yeah, that sounds good!” you smiled.  It would be nice, cuddling with all the skeletons.  Although, with that thought in your head, how would you do that?  There wasn’t a bed big enough for five people, so you’d have to make do.

After breakfast, the skeletons went to work, leaving you locked in the house alone until that evening.  While you were alone, you doodled yourself and the four of them in a giant bed together.  It wasn’t really feasible, but the thought of it made you feel warm.

That evening, the skeletons came home, and were all eager for your movie night.  They eagerly placed a few mattresses on the ground of your bedroom and hung up blankets.  Well, you, Noir, and Papyrus did.  Hound and Slim “supervised”.

When everything was set up, you got dressed.  Papyrus insisted that you all wear pajamas, and so you were wearing an old t shirt and some soft shorts.  The others were wearing lazy clothes as well, and it was a welcome surprise to see them in more casual attire.

Papyrus started some cheesy reality show that you could all make fun of, and they all settled in around you.  Papyrus was behind you, acting like a backrest.  Noir was to your side, leaning against your left shoulder.  Hound’s head was in your lap, using your thighs as a pillow, and Slim was on your right, leaning much more into you than Noir.  He was almost like a slug squishing into your side!

It was stupidly cozy.  You and your four…captors.  You had to remind yourself that they were your captors.  Not boyfriends.  They were keeping you prisoner.

You shook your head.  You would worry about that later.  For now, you could pretend, right?  It was probably the Stockholm syndrome talking, but you wanted to pretend that things were back to normal.

Just for a while.

About an hour into your binge, you were all laughing and chatting happily.  You half expected to fall asleep, but the four of them kept you too entertained.  It was really pure domestic bliss.

Well, maybe except for Hound’s hand creeping further and further up your thigh.

You had tried to ignore it at first, to give him plausible deniability.  But you couldn’t ignore it anymore.  His hand was getting closer and closer to the junction of your thighs.

And the worst part is, you weren’t sure if you wanted to stop him.

Sure, you knew it was wrong.  He had kidnapped you and kept you captive for five days, and now he was trying to make the moves on you?

But on the other hand…his fingers felt so nice as they danced further and further.  You shuddered softly as they finally reached your clothed sex.

You bit your lip to hide your moan.  Just that soft touch felt amazing.  It had been way too long since you’d gotten some action…what could it hurt?

Hound’s eyes met yours.  He quirked his brow in question.  You gave him a tiny, almost imperceptible nod.

A wicked grin spread across his face.  His fingers continued their back and forth motion, feather light, just enough to tease.  Fuck, you needed more.  You spread your legs as much as you could with Hound’s skull still on your thighs.

“AHEM, REMEMBER WHAT WE AGREED, HOUND,” Papyrus’s voice cut through into your little world.  You squeaked and snapped your legs together.

Hound just smirked.  “i don’t know whatcha mean, didn’t actually fuck her, did i?”

“WELL…NO, BUT THE INTENT WAS THERE!”

“AND WE AGREED NO SEX BEFORE SHE ASKED,” Noir growled.  “WE’RE NOT ANIMALS.”

“hey, tk wanted it too!” Hound huffed, finally sitting up.  “didn’t ya, angel?”

Your face warmed.  “I-I mean…yes?”

“a yes with a question mark ain’t good enough,” Slim scoffed.

“Fine then, yes.”  You covered your face, embarrassed.

Instantly, four pairs of hands were all over you, gently slipping under your clothes.  “Well Darling, Why Didn’t You Say So Earlier?” Papyrus whispered in your ear.  You shuddered as his hands found your breasts and tweaked your nipples playfully.  “We’re More Than Happy To Help You~”

“THIS WILL BE THE PERFECT CHANCE TO PROVE I AM THE BEST CHOICE!” Noir grinned.  You could practically feel his smugness coming off of him in waves.

“psh, as if, i’m gonna make ‘em see stars,” Hound interjected.  His hands were right back to your pussy, this time not even trying to be subtle.

Slim didn’t say anything, but you could hear a faint growl coming from his chest.  Before you could say anything, he grabbed your shirt and tore it off of you.

You shrieked and tried to cover yourself, but Papyrus grabbed your wrists in his strong hands and pulled them away.  “Don’t Be Shy,” he purred.  “We’ve Wanted This View For Months~”

You bit your lip, refusing to meet any of their eyes.  While you did, Hound took the chance to get you out of your shorts.  “let us see every inch of ya, angel,” he hummed.  “i can’t wait to taste ya~”

As soon as the shorts were off your hips, all four of them froze.  Slim moaned softly.  “fuck, you smell so good,” he panted.

“And You Look Divine,” Noir agreed.  He gently moved his gloved hands to your hips.  “So Soft…So Beautiful…”

“fuck!  i can’t take it anymore!!”  Before you could even ask, Hound dove between your legs, threw your legs over his shoulders, and licked right up your pussy.  You let out a shocked moan at both the pleasure and the change of position.  Papyrus still had a grip on your wrists, so you couldn’t brace yourself against anything as Hound began to eagerly eat you out.

His long, magical tongue almost seemed like it had a mind of its own.  Your eyes rolled back as it slipped inside you.  It was almost like a tentacle, seeking out your most sensitive spots while his thumb rubbed your clit in tight circles.

“stars,” Slim moaned.  He was rubbing the front of his pants, where an orange glow could be seen.  “you’re so fuckin’ hot, be nice and loud,” he begged.  You had no choice but to oblige when Hound’s tongue found your g spot.

Hound grinned against you as he attacked the spot over and over again.  Fuck, you were so close, you couldn’t hold back any more!

You came against Hound’s face.  Hard.  You let out breathy pants as your orgasm washed over you.  Hound moaned as if he was the one who had just cum as he drank up everything you had to give him.  

He pulled back only after you had fully come down from your high, panting and relaxing against Papyrus’s chest.  “that was better than i ever imagined,” he purred deeply.  “you’re the tastiest fuckin’ dessert i’ve ever had~”

“I Hope You’re Warmed Up,” Noir smirked.  He pushed Hound out of the way as he made his way to your front.  “Because The Main Event Is Just Beginning~”

“M-main event?” you squeaked.

“what, you think we’re gonna let him have all the fun?” Slim scoffed.  “that was just the appetizer.”

“You Aren’t Going To Leave Us Hanging, Are You?” Papyrus whispered.  He ground his boner against your ass, and you could feel just how hard he was from Hound’s little show.

Well, it would be cruel just to leave them all like this…  “Okay,” you finally said.

A wicked grin from Noir was all the warning you had before you were flipped around.  Now you were facing Papyrus, and he looked just as shocked as you.  “LAY DOWN,” Noir ordered his double.

Papyrus seemed to get what Noir wanted and grinned.  He fully laid down, bringing you with him.  “It’s Okay, Sweet Thing, We’ll Take Good Care Of You,” Papyrus smiled.  He lifted you up, pulling off his pajama pants before gently lowering you onto his cock.

You gasped and shook as he filled you up.  Sure, Hound’s tongue had done a good job of stretching you, but Papyrus was so long!  It felt like you would never stop your descent, he just kept going deeper and deeper~

Finally, you bottomed out, and lay panting, chest to chest with Papyrus.  The skeleton brushed some hair out of your face.  “Well Done, You Take Me So Perfectly!  I Just Knew You Could Do It!”

Just as you were about to speak, something hard prodded against your ass.  You yelped and turned your head to see Noir’s pierced cock nudging at your entrance.  “Just Relax,” he almost ordered.  “It Will Make This Easier.”

You nodded, before Papyrus grabbed your chin, bringing you in for a kiss.  His tongue invaded your mouth, thoroughly distracting you as Noir slowly pushed inside you.

Fuck!  It burned, but still felt amazing!  You weren’t sure if Noir was using some kind of magic to help him, but as he filled you up in new ways, you didn’t care.  You slowly began rocking against Papyrus, using his ribs like handles to ground yourself.

Papyrus pulled away from your kiss to moan.  “Fuck, Do That Again,” he demanded.  You moved your hand in the same way, and Papyrus let out a shuddering breath.  Oh, you liked that sound~

Finally, Noir settled inside of you.  He growled, his tight grip sure to leave bruises.  Finally, he pulled out, before slamming back inside.

You screamed.  You weren’t afraid to admit it.  Having both of their cocks filling you at once, it was almost too much.  Both of them began moving in unison, as one pulled out, the other pushed in, making sure you were never empty.

Just as you were getting used to this, you felt something else at your lips.  You looked up to see Slim.  His honey colored cock was in front of you.  He almost looked embarrassed, but he didn’t even need to ask.  You took him into your mouth.

Slim gasped, an even prettier sound than Papyrus’s.  He put his hand on your head, not to force you down, just for something to hold onto.  His cocks even tasted like honey!

As if he didn’t want to be left out, Hound grabbed your hand and held it to his cock.  It felt almost like a tentacle, similar to his tongue.  You happily moved your hand around it, wanting to make all of them feel just as good as you did.

Noir and Papyrus started to move faster.  It was almost like they were as pent up as you had been.  Papyrus was practically drooling as your hand on his ribs gripped even tighter.  He clumsily rubbed your clit, as if returning the favor.

“You’re So Fucking Perfect,” Noir snarled.  “Taking Us All So Well…”

“you feel amazing,” Slim chimed in.  “i wanna make you feel this good too~”

“such a pretty human,” Hound panted. “We Love You!”

“can’t believe you’re finally ours!”

“wanna see ya cum with all your holes filled~”

“You’re So Fucking Tight~”

“Squeezing Us So Perfectly-”

“cum for us, please honey, please-”

It was all so much!  The knot inside you was tightening further and further, and it only took Noir reaching around you to pinch your nipples and-

You exploded.

You screamed around Slim’s cock as you came.  Your vision turned white, and your body moved against your will.  You thrashed and squirmed, but all their hands held you tight.  Your screaming quickly caused Slim to cum, and he pulled out before painting your chest with his magic.

The others were soon to follow, Noir and Papyrus cumming deep inside you, while Hound’s magic joined Slim’s on your chest.  You almost didn’t register it as you rode through wave after wave of pleasure.

You collapsed on Papyrus’s chest.  “Holy shit…” you panted.

“You Can Say That Again,” Papyrus grinned.  “Thank You.”

“all right, my turn with her pussy.”  You were unceremoniously pulled off Papyrus and onto Slim’s cock.  You choked out a gasp as he filled you up yet again.  “sorry honey, we’re not stopping ‘til you pass out~” Slim winked.

You were fucked.

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Later that night, you were sleeping peacefully in your bed.  The skeletons had cleaned you up and tucked you into your clean sheets.  You were truly perfect, taking all of them multiple times, until you couldn’t cum any more.  What had they done to deserve you?

“Well…Who Do You Think Won?” Noir whispered as they slowly shut your door.  You deserved plenty of rest after that.

“me, obviously, i made her cum first,” Hound bragged.

“but did ya see how her legs shook after she sat on my face?  i think i won,” Slim interrupted.

“I’D SAY WE ALL WON!”  Papyrus held up a piece of paper.  The others all stared at it, not quite knowing what they were seeing.

It was a doodle of all five of you sleeping together in one bed.  Around it were several notes, like “two mattresses?” and “at least fifteen feet wide” and “california king mattress” circled.  It was a very cute doodle, clearly made quickly, but…

The thing they noticed was that you looked happy.  Very happy.  Even though it was a rushed drawing, the peaceful smile on your face stood out.

“WELL, I SUPPOSE THAT SETTLES IT,” Noir shrugged.

“maybe sharing won’t be too bad,” Slim mused.

“I, FOR ONE, CAN’T WAIT FOR THE REST OF OUR LIVES TOGETHER!”

They all couldn’t agree more.

[liminaldotcom]

Today I made NSFW Art (Except it's my character's committing OSHA VIOLATIONS)

INSPO: THESTARFISHFACE

(ART COMMISSIONS ARE OPEN)

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Unfortunately receiving this was how I for sure knew

UH OH 🥵HOE👨🏻‍🦳BIDEN🍆HAS DROPPED HIS ASS 🍑OUT⬇️🤤OF THE 2024 ERECTION🥺😱😥🗳️🔥 THE PRESI-DICK 🫡🇺🇸IS EXPERIENCING😩😲SOME 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 😏HEALTH ISSUES👨‍⚕️🩺🤒INCLUDING MEM-WHORE-Y LOSS🤔❓CUM-FUSION 😵‍💫🥛😏 AND DIFFICULTY BREATHING 😮‍💨🫁 DUE TO COVID SIDE EFF-UCKS😰🦠😷. VICE BITCH IN CHARGE 👩🏽💋🙏COCK-MALA WHOR-ISS💅👮🏽‍♀️🚔WILL SQUIRT🦪💦IN HIS PLACE 🫦FOR THE UPCUMMING 🗣️ERECTION🍆🍆🍆WILL SHE FINALLY BE THE FIRST SLUT💅 TO CLAP THOSE WHITE HOUSE🏛️ CHEEKS🍑 AND BREAK THE GL-ASS CEILING?🔨 💅OR WILL THE ORANGE TWINK 🍊💁🏼👂EAT OUT😋🍽️THE POLLS?!?!✌️👅💦

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OSHA has cited AJLS Enterprises Inc.—which operates as Schoep’s Ice Cream in Madison, Wisconsin—for multiple safety violations and proposed penalties totaling $145,097. According to a release dated Jan. 29, the agency’s investigation was spurred by a report that workers were being exposed to anhydrous ammonia, a hazardous chemical used in refrigeration that can cause severe respiratory injuries and burns. OSHA ultimately issued 12 serious citations, including failure to institute processes for controlled release of hazardous chemicals. Other violations include the absence of lockout/tagout procedures, inadequate machine guarding, failure to train workers in lockout/tagout procedures, the absence of a written hazard communication plan, failure to update the emergency action plan and unprotected ladder openings posing fall hazards.

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NSFW MLP character creators:

Not a character-creation game but 'tis interesting:

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nsfw art but its just characters committing various OSHA violations