Here ya go, my fellow clone whores
I have found a good excuse as to why the clones would carry around condoms with their gear
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i WAS gonna draw this but artblock is kicking my ass ಥ_ಥ
Reincar!dip getting born with the constellation mark and his religious parents r freeaakingg out!! So they decide to raise him in a church and by priest etc in hopes to "cleanse" him.
So like, they first meet and dipper just tries to fuckin exorcise bill, and just bill is so flabbergasted because what the fuck??
D: *holding a cross* I've been taught the horrible deeds you've done demon! I will not let you attach yourself to me!
B: 😃..😶...
And, another thing is that the church basically replace every water in dippers day to day life with holy water, and it would take atleast a good 2 years to wash all that out with regular water :3 bill finds out abt this information the hard way (it stings when they kiss)
D: that was my first kiss, with a demon! The one they told me to stay away from! oh no father would be so mad
B: fuck-shit ow ow ow FUCK- my lips- kid what did they feed you in that church, do you just drink holy water everyday??
D: ...yes?..
Also bonus-
D: So, if we're married when do we.. Consumate our marriage
B:
B:... What if we wait for a while...
I imagine this might not deter Bill! Instead, he could see it as a challenge. Constantly sticking his hand on the lit stove burner that is Dipper, going 'Ow', then doing it again. And again. And each time, coming up with increasingly convoluted schemes to get around the problem.
Eventually, Dipper's the one who has to tell him to knock it off. It's starting to worry him.
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glad to know protection isn't a myth to every fictional character
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seeing posts dismissing the fertility/body awareness method for not getting pregnant and its like........its actually something you need to learn and plan for not something you can just pick up. The reason birth control and condoms are so effective are bc they cut down on human mistakes/error. With FAM you need to track 2-3 different things almost daily to know when you absolutely need to use a condom to prevent conception and days where it is fine to not use a condom bc youre nowhere near ovulation.
yes use condoms and birth control if you WANT TO, but if you dont want to use condoms or birth control INVEST in to the fertility awareness method, and i really mean mentally and physically invest into the system.
Fertility/body awareness is a TOOL! for you to not get pregnant or for you to increase your chances of getting pregnant, for you to track your cycles, or pcos, or transition into menopause, or to see if youve/about to miscarry
Being in the birth work field has opened my whole brain to things most ppl dont know of, and most people dont know the hows or whys behind fertility/body awareness. Its ok if you personally dont trust something you dont understand, or feel like it wouldn't work for your health. But truly FAM is a huge topic and you should be educated on what it is before discounting the science behind a certain contraceptive method.
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I’ve been inadvertently pulling condoms off left and right lately w my gorilla grip apparently, so I got some “snug fit” condoms for the dicks in my life and let’s see if these go well
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no but for real, the nurses at the 4077 held a sex strike over one of their friends not getting a date, you think they wouldn't refuse to sleep with one of the surgeons or enlisted men if they wouldn't wear a condom?
Also pregnancy was a career-ender at the time for nurses (as Margaret points out in What's Up Doc) so of course they'd take this seriously.
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my nsf w tag is just nsft.
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i love the range of stuff i got at the event i went to. i got the standard freebies; company branded pencils/pens, pins, stickers, lip balm, the occasional stress ball. and then i also got generic plan b pills, a faux leather notebook, and a bandana covered in a birth control themed print
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