#otpp

[cityofcarthage]

I made a fic :3

[ask-pizza-parlor-catastrophes]

Colin's a bit forgetful

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[brilliantfantasticgeronimo]

(chomps this scene like breakfast)

[apologetic-artist]

Wow, I can't believe it's finally break. I finally have time. And with this time, I have power. I really wanna revive my Pizza Parlor Catastrophes ask blog bc I have a bit of a plot I wanna tell, plus I wanna answer questions again bc I haven't gotten any in a long time. My art style has changed so I'm gonna revamp their designs so STAY TUNED I guess??

I might as well do self promo, so if you wish to go send some questions, head over to @ask-pizza-parlor-catastrophes . I wanna do some fun thingys/nf

[ask-pizza-parlor-catastrophes]

Fan art I got before I made the ask blog and forgot to reblog to here. But, I'm still VERY grateful for it, thank you again sm!! :D - Mod (Apolo)

uhm actually have some little sibling guys delivering / showing you their goods , @apologetic-artist

yeah , they were both diagnosed by medical professionals with "handsome and very silly little guy disease" . yeah , it's incurable . oh well . sending you my condolences [offers you a bouquet of red roses totally not meant for your tony]

★ [ au / designs by @apologetic-artist ]

★ [ image used as base under cut ]

★ [ screenshot from "The Mandela Magazine" - Sr Pelo ]

[tea-blankets-andstars]

WHY! CAN! I! NOT! FIND! A! SINGLE! JAMES! X! REMUS! FIC! ON! AO3?!!!??!!!???

DO BETTERRRRRRR >:[ I JUST WANNA READ ABT MY OTPP 😭

BUT DOES ANYONE HAVE ANY FIC RECS?????

[f-yeah-no-evil]

draw your otpp!!

[Ask sent Jan 1, 2017]

Xipe Quetzal, coming right up!

[thegoldencontracts]

Octopus-Lover

You know what? I know it's not very popular here, but here's a jeiazu fic. 1.1k words. If you like this ship, PLEASE lmk I've seen literally one other active person on tumblr who likes this ship please please please it's literally my otpp agjhgjerkgad

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Jade had always enjoyed eating octopus. Azul knew that. The man also ate octopus in front of him for the sake of watching him squirm, but Azul had long grown used to that.

And yet, suddenly, he couldn't help but feel so- flustered whenever Jade ate octopus. It was irrational, he knew that. But that didn't stop his mind from running.

What if he was in the position of the octopus being eaten? Would Jade look upon him with such excitement, such longing?

Perhaps it was due to their newfound relationship. On second thought, that was definitely the reason. Now that the concept of kissing was on the table, Azul couldn't help but be enamored by it. Like a maiden in love. How foolish.

There he was sitting across from Jade in the VIP room, desperately attempting to suppress the blush threatening to bloom across his face while Jade was busy drooling over a fried tentacle he'd received from Floyd.

"That perfect, solidly crispy exterior," Jade said, turning over the fried tentacle. "And then, the moment one takes a bite, the soft, delightfully squishy interior is revealed."

That sounded exactly like some odd commentary Jade would make about his personality! How exactly did the man expect Azul to retain his composure?

"I-If you're going to spend all day talking about the delectable nature of fried octopus, at least have the decency to do it away from me." Azul cursed himself for stuttering. 

Jade laughed.

"You seem more cross than usual about my favorite food, Azul," he said. "Perhaps you're jealous of the fried tentacle? No need for that, I assure you."

How was the theory that Azul was jealous of food less mortifying than the truth?

"Of course not," Azul said with a roll of his eyes.

He had to get back to work, to focus, but he couldn't. Here he was, his work ethic incapacitated by none other than a tentacle.

Jade seemed to be taking notice.

"Really, though," he asked. " What seems to be causing your troubles?"

Azul sighed, looking intently at the contract sitting before him. It was so fascinating, really.

"Nothing."

It was clipped, stern, in a way that said 'Drop this conversation at once.'

But Jade, of course, didn't heed the warning. He never did. He hadn't when it was Azul threatening to ink him if he didn't leave, and he certainly wouldn't now. Because Jade had a penchant for worming his way through Azul's defenses, for ensuring that those warnings were never acted upon. Because Jade was irritatingly obstinate.

Oh, how Azul loved him. 

"It doesn't appear to be nothing," Jade said. "Judging from the flush of your cheeks, in fact, it appears to be quite the issue."

Azul shook his head. As stubborn as Jade was, Azul's will was unbreakable.

After a few seconds of staring at him with increasing irritation, Jade looked away with a sigh.

"Fine then. Do as you please," he said.

And that was that. Until only a few seconds later, when Jade took a bite of the tentacle, and Azul let out a low, keening screech.

Mortification was an understatement for what he felt when Jade turned to look upon him in incredulity.

"I take it my plausible deniability's run out?" Azul said with an awkward laugh, scratching the back of his neck sheepishly.

"Your 'plausible deniability' ran out quite some time ago," Jade said with a grin. "Do continue, though. It's rather amusing, witnessing you squirm around like a little guppy."

Azul didn't doubt that for one second. After a few seconds, however, Jade's expression seemed to soften. Had he somehow found out the reason for Azul's discomfort?

"Is this tentacle a makeshift voodoo doll of you?" Never mind. "Did I just take a bite into one of your organs?"

That was so clearly wrong Azul genuinely couldn't tell whether it was a joke.  

Still, he shook his head.

"That really isn't the reason for my discomfort," he said with a sigh. 

"I know,"  Jade said. "I merely jest. For now, it seems like your troubles will forever be a mystery."

Another bite into the tentacle, and this time, Azul managed to suppress the yelp that wished to escape him. 

Jade shuffled with his pockets, pulling out his phone. Azul gulped. He knew exactly what was going to happen.

He wasn't letting Jade take a picture of his humiliation. Not today. He hastily planted his gaze upon his contracts, shifting the brim of his hat to conceal the red of his cheeks.

"Hmph," Azul couldn't see, but he knew Jade was feigning a pout. "Must you be a killjoy?"

Azul scowled, though he didn't dare look at Jade.

"It's much preferable to indulging you," he said with a huff.

"And yet, you indulged me in my attempted confession, did you not?"

Azul would never forget the way Jade looked while tripping over his words, struggling just to say an 'I love you'. It was adorable, really.

The sound of chomping finally wore down his self-control.

"You and the tentacle are in close quarters, are you not?" he said. "Perhaps- you-"

He couldn't quite bring himself to finish his sentence. Jade seemed to understand, however. Azul was thankful for that.

"The way I savor the tentacle makes you imagine intimacy between us, does it not?"

Azul's face heated up even further. How was that possible?

"Y-You don't have to be so blunt about it," he mumbled. "But- yes. I suppose one could call that the root of my troubles."

Jade chuckled.

"Really, now?" he said. "How adorable."

"Quiet."

Jade didn't listen, of course.

"No, no, really," he said. "To think, you'd be so easily-"

Azul couldn't take it anymore. He yanked Jade across the table by the tie, crashing their lips together. 

It was greedy, because that was who Azul was - a territorial, greedy man, and that was one aspect of himself he had no shame about. At that moment, if asked, he'd shout it for all to hear. Jade was his. His mate. 

The adrenaline of a kiss really wasn't to be underestimated, it seemed.

By the time he finally pulled away, satisfied, Jade's face was flushed. His was, too, if the warmth of his cheeks was any indicative.

"T-That was," Jade paused to catch his breath. "Quite the experience, to say the least."

Azul couldn't help but grin. Finding ways to break through Jade's composure would never get old, it seemed.

"It seems you can't take what you dish out," he said with a snicker.

"D-Do be quiet."

Azul laughed. To think, their roles had reversed in such a short span of time. It was something Azul loved to no end.

In fact, for all his talk about Azul maintaining his interest, Jade too would forever be fascinating.

[spellcaster-dude]

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[andellaheartz]

in light of recent events draw twitao3 and tumblr and yt going YESSSS SHIPPP!OTPP #fujoshi

NAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWW

[glenncloseisadilf]

hi guyss 😊😊😊 this is my fnaf x dndads cross over, omg willy and willian are my otpp!!!!1!1 🤭🫢🫣😳🥵☺️😋😚🤩😜😍

Thanks @tacoprophecies for the fanart!!

[askbillchiper]

-bites off one of your bottom corners and leg-

NOOOOD OTPP ITITI

bill is stinky cheesed for 1 more ask

[ask-pizza-parlor-catastrophes]

Mini comic of the gang off of work - Mod (Apolo)

[larz-barz]

Oops— forgot to send the pic—

WAAHHH ITS SO CUTEE IM EXCITEDDD

(dad giyuu and milo are my otpp (one true platonic pairing) /hj they share #1 with milo and yuna)

[ask-pizza-parlor-catastrophes]

Reblogging a question I received on my main a little bit ago :] - Mod (Apolo)

hi hii !!! ^_^

sorry if this is a strange question to ask , but it's been on my mind for a bit

i was listening to "Pizza Heroes" by Lemon Demon and , since i had your OTPP AU on my mind , i thought it would be a silly thing to ask

would Sketch try to make the parlor a silly jingle ? not for commercial reasons , but just for the sake of it ? :3

Hello Hello!!

You're fine! I love getting questions and love answering them :D

Anyway, to answer your question, yes! Sketch would 100% make up a jingle. However, they would forget it right when they're about to tell someone. Here is how I think it would go:

Thanks for the question!!

[news-china-com-au]

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