There's some dude (derogatory) on FB who is PISSED people are pricing their farm fresh eggs at $2 and $3 a dozen instead of $4+, saying it's "disrespectful" and "undignified" and "I'm trying to feed my kids" like Sir, you are on a Facebook group page bitching about your neighbors egg prices because your pet chickens aren't earning you a living wage and you think it's your neighbors' fault, you do not have a leg to stand on here wrt dignity.
Also half the answers are like "I give them to friends and family free" or "I donate them to food banks" or "I'm making them affordable to folks who might not otherwise be able to get them now that they're so expensive in the store" and "if you think you're going to turn a profit keeping backyard chickens you have been wildly misled" and so on, and so forth, and I'm so living for it.
and I can tell you right now, he did NOT like my answer of "if you're trying to feed your kids, I hear eggs are edible."
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hot chocolate before bed ☕️
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WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU'RE DOING IT ALL BY HAND??? LIKE BACKSPACING OUT EVERY LETTER BEFORE YOU SEARCH THE STRING???
String identified:
AT A ' G T A A??? ACACG T TT AC T TG???
Closest match: Crassostrea gigas strain QD chromosome 2
Common name: Pacific oyster
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Not a lot of people know this but if you say “be a good boy for me? Please?” Boys will trip over themselves and cream their pants while doing whatever you want
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remember that time lila was an oyster and got cracked open. hey guys. remmeber that time lila. was an oyster. and got cracked open? remember when that happened? does anyone else ever just remember things that happened in this show and lose your mind a little bit
also: chat noir's face as it was happening
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Seahorse pendant, the pouch is baroque pearl. After a lovely courtship ceremony, females deposit eggs to male seahorses' pouches and males carry the eggs and give birth.
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Tina Rowe: "Oyster Shell Ghosts" (2019)
Photographer Tina Rowe printed a series of found negatives on discarded oyster shells, breathing new meaning into forgotten items. Each shell is first subbed, to help the emulsion adhere to the surface. They are then coated with multiple layers of customised photographic emulsion.
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So... Is this canon?
We power-scaling our cookies today boys!
meme under the cut
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If you listen to me yap about my special interest then I just HAVE to suck you off. Those are the rules
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