#p: agatha

[yeah-thats-probably-it]

Arthur Conan Doyle: Maybe if I kill off Sherlock Holmes, people will FINALLY read my historical novels.

Agatha Christie: Hercule Poirot is a detestable creep and I only keep writing about him because the public demands it.

P. G. Wodehouse: I love writing stories about my weird little guy and you should buy and read all of them. Fuck the haters

[cynical-tuba]

The economy hit different in 1986.

Between the four of these Coterie members, Agatha is the designated Braincell-Holder.

Agatha - Dark academia Tremere. (She/her)

Linden - Plastic surgeon Tzimisce (They/he/she/any)

Monroe - Con man Mountaineer Malkavian (they/he)

Dr. Pimbleberry - Natural Science professor Gangrel (he/him)

(x)

[oldworldghost]

After reading about the singing reader with P I had the funny thought that P seeing that the reader could change his normal voice to a singing one. He had the mistaken idea that maybe the reader could have a vinyl record inside his mouth or that there was a music box inside the reader's body. That maybe there is a musical object inside, trying to figure out where it is kept. Until eventually he is explained and becomes fascinated about the process of singing and the vocal cords. <3

THIS IS SUCH A CUTE IDEA BYEEEEEE

I really love the idea of P not fully knowing how the human body works and in turn always equating it to a machine. Literally at first, like you said thinking speech is the result of a music box or something of that ilk, that eyes are mini recorders that project into the brain and so on.

So I imagine if you sing in front of him he ends up just like, opening your mouth and peering inside to see what the hell is going on in there - maybe he even sticks his fingers in to feel around [and accidently ends up gagging you which horrifies him because Why Did You Do That].

And it translates to the rest of your body too, lots of poking and prodding and feeling to see of you have the same parts he does, if your chest whirls and your body twitches. He's not an idiot by any means!!! But he's just soooo fascinated with how the human body works.

And I think the best way he understands it - at first anyway - is, like you and I said, by comparing it to machines. And that's probably the best way to go about explaining it too. Once he gets the basics of biology down it all becomes near childs-play to him [the benefits of being a puppet is an excellent memory system].

Side note side note!!! He absolutely loves singing together, more so after he knows how your voice works. It's so so delightful to him and he thinks the contrast of your natural voice with his more metallic one is amazing [he still teases you about having a music box in there though, just for giggles].

[spell-fox]

night at the Pipeline

a night out from last session when the coterie crashed Linden's date to a metal gig. Everyone managed not to catch the attention of the unexpectedly all-lupine band and the night ended with a good old tzimisce gossip session with Pandora... (and a bit more tzimisce action for Cash and Abaddon hahah). A few friend ocs snuck into this pic.

The characters from our Brighton chronicle (run by @urbanknightart) are:

Resident Malkavian Cash (Monroe) played by @cynical-tuba enjoying some company with the Tzimisce Pandora

Dr P giving Gangrel old man "I was there for the birth of rock and roll" rocker

Linden (my disaster Tzimisce) holding onto their tiny (regular sized) cringefail Tremere boyfriend Abaddon.

Agatha, resident Tremere dancing enthusiastically with spirit, if not necessarily understanding how to dance to metal

Also featuring @crownedinmarigolds' Khloe, @qwib's Echo, @problemsynth's Mouse and @lylailaeth's Zorya.

[nocontextpoirot]

[scar-lie]

COMMI MASTERLIST

There are different characters and celebrities are going to be published here in this book, this is my commi book

The only one who can repost or upload my work in this book is the one who I tagged, and if I tagged you you're only allowed to repost/upload my work of the chapter I tagged youd

Some parts of this book contain 18+ content so please 17 and below/minors stay out of the 18+ content where I will be labeled from the very first/top of every chapter. read at your own risk, you've been warned

Characters that can be published here

Natasha

Wanda

Steve

Bucky

Tony

Peter

Agatha

and other characters

Celebrities

Scarlett

Chris

Elizabeth

Florence

Henry

and other celebs too

| SMUT # | FLUFF * | ANGST ∆ |

The Test #*∆

[florencebirdsong]

Marvel Kinktober 2024

My oneshots for Kinktober of 2024. I am a sapphic blog so these all feature marvel women. Mainly Wanda though because I’m a sucker for her. This will be pinned during October :3

| ao3 | navigation

Subject to change until the end of October

deep breath // Day One: Breathplay. Wanda Maximoff.

Pull, Don’t Push! // Day Two: Stuck. Kate Bishop.

One Step, Two Step // Day Three: Sex toys. Skye.

Don’t Touch. Patience // Day Four: Chastity belt. Wanda Maximoff.

Drink Up // Day Five: Lactation kink. Wanda Maximoff

Good Girl // Day Six: Praise kink. Wanda Maximoff

Gotta Get That Protein In There // Day Seven: Oviposition. Gamora

Give In // Day Eight: Breeding kink. Wandanat

Whiff // Day Nine: Sex smells. Kate Bishop

I’ll Be Whatever You Want Me To Be // Day Ten: Human furniture. Sharon Carter

Your Tears Taste Like Sunshine // Day Eleven: Dacryphilia. Wanda Maximoff

Blood Lust // Day Twelve: Menophilia. Natasha Romanoff

Eepy // Day Thirteen: Somnophilia. Wanda Maximoff

Yes, Ma’am // Day Fourteen: Collaring. Pepper Potts

Squeeze // Day Fifteen: Double penetration. Daisy Johnson. Melinda May

Sweet pea // Day Sixteen: Overstimulation. Wanda Maximoff

I’m On The Edge // Day Seventeen: Edging. Skye

Not, Not An Orc // Day Eighteen: Size Difference. Jennifer Walters

Tied // Day Nineteen: Bondage. Wanda Maximoff (& others)

Give It To Me Please // Day Twenty: Cockbulge. Natasha Romanoff

Killer Costume // Day Twenty-One: Uniform. Yelena Belova

Suck // Day Twenty-Two: Leather gloves. Yelena Belova

Miss Bitey // Day Twenty-Three: Petplay. Agatha Harkness

Routine // Day Twenty-Four: Maintenance spanking. Wanda Maximoff

Listen Closely // Day Twenty-Five: Hypnotism. Emo Wand Maximoff

The Cake Is A Lie // Day Twenty-Six: (Machine) tentacles. Nebula

I Walk And Talk Like A Machine // Day Twenty-Seven: Mind Control. Wanda Maximoff

Hold It // Day Twenty-Eight. Light piss kink. Wanda Maximoff

So Dramatic // Day Twenty-Nine. Masochism. Yelena Belova

Guiding Hand // Day Thirty. Self-cest. The Scarlet Witch. Emo Wanda

[spectral-honey]

Dick: come on, Jason. Just tell me what's wrong, I KNOW it's something.

Jason: oh yeah, how do you KNOW, huh?! Don't give me the older brother instinct crap.

Dick: Jason, you've been reading only Russian authors for a WEEK now

Jason:

Jason: that could mean anything. Maybe I just like Russian literature

Dick: Jason

Dick: yknow what. Okay. But you have to stop getting book recommendations from Tim, he has terrible taste in books--

Jason: *loud and dramatic gasp*

Jason: I can't believe you

Dick: jay--

Jason: No. don't you ever talk to me or Fyodor Dostoevsky ever again

[aparticularbandit]

I TOLD Y'ALL TO TRUST THAT JAC KNEW WHAT SHE WAS DOING.

[thesarahshay]

I was just rewatching the Poirot episode "The Cat Among the Pigeons" for Harriet Walter (my beloved, as the kids say), and for the first time noticed this teacup:

Now is that or is that not the famous green china from the 1995 Pride and Prejudice? Don't bother answering that: it is, based on this blog identifying the manufacturer, this site showing closeups of the pattern, and the manufacturer's website which mentions that this pattern was also used in Interview with the Vampire.

I'm too lazy to make an account on @recycledmoviecostumes, but they don't seem to have this listed in the event that someone else wants to. Although I suppose it's impossible to know if it was the same set, since the company specializes in reproductions of antique tableware and the Cornelia Green design wasn't discontinued until 1995. I've always wondered where the design came from, since it looks anachronistic in P&P -- often that means it's a real antique that just doesn't fit the modern idea of the period, but I couldn't find anything in my brief googling.

[villainlover82]

Chapters: 10/30 Fandom: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Locke & Key (TV), SpongeBob SquarePants (Cartoon), LEGO Ninjago (Cartoon 2011-2022), Star Wars - All Media Types, DC Extended Universe, Gotham (TV), Chilling Adventures of Sabrina (TV 2018), Stargate SG-1, Disney Theatrical Animated Universe, Game of Thrones (TV), Supernatural (TV 2005), Courage the Cowardly Dog, Stranger Things (TV 2016), Daybreak (TV 2019), Hemlock Grove, Okja (2017), The Magicians (TV), The Haunting of Hill House (TV 2018), Halo (TV 2022), Kingsman (Movies) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence Characters: Original Human Character(s), Wanda Maximoff, Dodge (Locke & Key), Sheldon J. Plankton, Pythor P. Chumsworth, Agatha Harkness, Hela (Marvel), Aspheera (Ninjago), Vangelis (Ninjago), The Mechanic (Ninjago), Ivan Vanko, Kaecilius (Marvel), Malekith (Marvel), Ronan the Accuser, Emil Blonsky, Mr. E (Ninjago), Ultra Violet (Ninjago), Clouse (Ninjago), Sharon Carter (Marvel), Helmut Zemo, Ava Starr, Amora (Marvel), Dru-Zod, Black Manta (DCU), Mary Wardwell | Madam Satan | Lilith, Faustus Blackwood, Anubis (Stargate), Ba'al (Stargate), The Handler (Umbrella Academy), Magica de Spell (Disney), Jason Voorhees, Freddy Krueger, Henry Creel | One | Vecna, Amara (Supernatural), Rowena MacLeod, Abaddon (Supernatural), Daenerys Targaryen, Lord Shen (Kung Fu Panda), Tai Lung, Anakin Skywalker | Darth Vader, Darth Maul, Madison Montgomery, Audrey Rose (Disney), Negaduck (Disney), Harleen Quinzel, Ms. Crumble | The Witch, Michael Burr | Baron Triumph, Bill Cipher, Missy (Doctor Who), Dottie Underwood, Morgan le Fay (Marvel), Negan Smith, Olivia Godfrey Additional Tags: Villain Protagonists Series: Part 1 of The Multiverse Empire Summary:

Enraged after spending many years alone by himself on a world that homes many evils that sits between realities and that many barely knows exists. A dark being decides to recruit some villains from different realities to make a Multiversal Empire that will rewrite reality itself

[rragnaroks]

oh my GOD im going on the p!atd farewell tour. what the fuck. my sister and i have been dreaming of going to p!atd and fob gigs since we were like 11 and 13. literally over half our lives. and my sister got the tix as a present for me last spring. and we were so fucking happy we'd finally get to live that dream. and now it turns out that it was the last chance. it's PROVIDENCE

[gorgojijijijito]

i was obsessed with the school of good and evil books 1-3 in middle school. i even wrote fanfiction for it on this one official fansite for it. because of that im not gonna say much about the movie remake netflix made because we're going to be here forever.

THAT BEING SAID I NEED TO MAKE FUN OF THE MUSIC RN DSHFKJDS

WHY THE FUCK ARE THEY PLAYING BILLIE EYELASH AND OLIVIA RODRIGO THE ENTIRE TIME

and, of course, the scene that made my jaw drop and i had to pause the movie do tame my laughter and shock, the one, the only....

during the ballroom fight scene. they played. Britney spears. toxic. by britney spears. but edgy. oh my fucking god HOW DID THEY THINK THAT WAS AN APPROPIATE SONG CHOICE JFDKHG

YOU CANT JUST ADD HEAVIER ORCHESTRA, VINE BOOMS AND SIREN VOCALS AND CALL IT A CLIMAX SONG, THATS NOT HOW IT WORKS WWWW

[oldworldghost]

Giangio strikes me as the dude thats a fucking closeted mega freak with fucked up fetishes so he turns to prayer every now and then before going back to being a slut

LMAO YEAH

Giangio is definitely into some shit, especially things that are inhuman, such as tentacles or so on [and all, luckily, capable with alchemy], so there's definitely a lot of fucked up shit there. He's an experimenter too, will never really say no to trying something it's insane.

The idea of him praying too is really fucking funny, Giangio just never comes off as remorseful or even remotely shameful during it. He's the type to be like "forgive me for what I've done and am about to do" and then go wack off or something.

[spell-fox]

chaos on the streets of brighton

Pic of our 1986 Brighton anarchs, four chaos fledglings who already accidentally released a demon.

Left to right; Monroe (played by @cynical-tuba) our cowboy Malkavian with their trusty combat umbrella. Dr P, gangrel and charisma of the group, curiosity killed the cat owl. Agatha, the Tremere and braincell-holder of the group. And Linden, my baby tzim trying not to disappoint daddy their sire, ask them about isopods.

Close-ups!

[yoan-le-grall]

U go GURL!!