#pakidge

[spnscripthunt]

[turns-out-its-adhd]

WHERE is my dopamine delivery?!

[vfdinthewild]

"On FedEx vehicle for delivery."

-me, waiting for pakidge

[endreal]

Wonder how long it'll take a parcel leaving the Queens USPS distro center to reach [intended delivery address] in another state?

[kitchenscene]

sorry i cant come i have to stare outside the window waiting for my package. yeah no it's gonna be all day

[ainawgsd]

My package is coming today.

*sees a post truck parked across the street. Then a second truck pulls past* Is for me?

*Trucks pull away and I check the porch* Is not for me

[dragon-a-day]

pakidge

4.18.24

Ko-Fi

[rose-n-gunses]

TRAGEDY STRIKES!!! (The office in my apartment building is closing for the rest of the day and tomorrow due to weather and I have a package to pick up with another on the way)

[ll-again]

Me, waiting for pakidge, standing in the window in a wispy dress like the ghost of a woman from a gothic drama, peeling back the curtains and flinging myself against the glass in despair:

When will my ChiaoGoos come?

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

So five of my packages are lost in Austell, Georgia, and the other two are lost in my own hometown. Depending on what time of day I check the tracker, they are all either arriving at the same facility they've already been at for days, departing from that same facility, or are en route from the previous facility to some as yet unnamed other facility (presumably the one they are currently at).

Schrodinger's packages; they exist in a quantum state of coming and going to and from where they were and are, all at the same time. The only place they're not going is from where they are to where they should be, which is my mailbox.

[raychleadele]

Sending thoughts to an online seller like a spell: oooOOoOoOoooo you want to sell your items to me for less than you asked for oooOoooOOOOOooooo

[birdsintheory]

[greenpitbullzombie]

So I ordered yarn. It has shipped, won't be here for another 4-12 days. 👀

[vfdinthewild]

“On FedEx vehicle for delivery.”

-via FedEd delivery itinerary, feverishly watched by me at home, and yet not delivered

[pebblethief]

refreshing the tracking page for My Boots even tho its 9pm at night and it is due to be delivered tomorrow so there is 0 chance of them updating it rn

but i need updates on my boots pls hurry up and get here

(current thing is "tomorrow by end of day" and that is not precise enough aaaa)

[starry622]

FUCK FROG :}