#parks and

[multicolour-ink]

Okay, imagine the who broke it meme but with the Mario and Luigi’s from their respective worlds.

1993 Mario: [to all the Mario's and Luigi's gathered around a coffee maker] So... who broke it? I'm not mad. I just want to know.

Game Luigi: I did. I broke-

[Game Mario goes and holds his Luigi, glaring at everyone else]

1993 Mario: No, no you didn't. Luigi?

1993 Luigi: Don't look at me. Look at this guy. [looks over at Supershow Luigi]

Supershow Luigi: What? I didn't break it.

1993 Luigi: Huh. That's weird. How'd you even know it was broken

Supershow Luigi: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.

1993 Luigi: Suspicious.

Paper Luigi: If it matters - probably not - but that Mario was the last one to use it. [points to Movie Mario]

Movie Mario: Liar! I don't even drink that garbage!

Paper Luigi: Oh, really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?

Movie Mario: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles; everyone knows that!

Movie Luigi: Ok, ok! Let’s not fight! I broke it, let me pay for it!

1993 Mario: No! Who broke it??!

Supershow Luigi: You know....Paper Mario has been awfully quiet.

Paper Mario: ?!

Supershow Luigi: Yeah! Really.

Paper Mario: [angry paper noises]

[everyone starts arguing at one another except 1993 Mario]

1993 Mario: [thinking] I broke it. It burned my hand, so I punched it. I predict ten minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with war paint on their faces and a pig head on a stick. Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.

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meanwhile Supershow Mario is just sitting in the corner eating pasta

[bowlifecomics]

It makes me happy when they listen

[animentality]

[tastylemonbread]

BEST QUEER MEDIA TOURNAMENT FINAL ROUND!!!!!

[ propaganda masterpost]

[emptyjunior]

I think having a baby niece is great cause my brother will send me just a constant stream of messages that sound indistinguishable from how someone at Jurassic park would text if they were being hunted by the raptor

[calamitys-child]

What's everyone's favourite flowers that aren't like. The normal ones. Like everyone's a fan of roses and sunflowers what's a more niche one. One you don't get in gift sets. Mine's sweet peas

[wowwforever]

if parks and rec was still being made they’d do a bit where ron swanson has to wear a pronouns name tag and it’d just be “???/???” And it’d cut to a talking head of him going

“I’ve been a fool all this time. It’s bad enough the government knows my name, but now they want to know my gender? So I’m not letting them know my preferred pronouns. As far as I’m concerned, no one in this building should refer to me at all.”

[teaboot]

Whoever needs to hear this. Please know.

"Closed at 6pm" does not mean "The entry door locks up at 6, but if you're already inside you can keep on shopping."

It means, "you should be finished and out of the store at 6pm."

This is not up for debate

This is just how things work

[druid-for-hire]

[image id: a four-page comic. it is titled "immortality” after the poem by clare harner (more popularly known as “do not stand at my grave and weep”). the first page shows paleontologists digging up fossils at a dig. it reads, “do not stand at my grave and weep. i am not there. i do not sleep.” page two features several prehistoric creatures living in the wild. not featured but notable, each have modern descendants: horses, cetaceans, horsetail plants, and crocodilians. it reads, “i am a thousand winds that blow. i am the diamond glints on snow. i am the sunlight on ripened grain. i am the gentle autumn rain.” the third page shows archaeopteryx in the treetops and the skies, then a modern museum-goer reading the placard on a fossil display. it reads, “when you awaken in the morning’s hush, i am the swift uplifting rush, of quiet birds in circled flight. i am the soft stars that shine at night. do not stand at my grave and cry.” the fourth page shows a chicken in a field. it reads, “i am not there. i did not die” / end id]

a comic i made in about 15 hours for my school’s comic anthology. the theme was “evolution”

[geopsych]

Here’s a video so you can hear the water and the thrushes. I took it for you because you couldn’t be there. <3

[brooklynbridgebirds]

American Woodcock demonstrates "distal rhynchokinesis," the ability to flex the end of its bill. This allows it to grab earthworms it encounters when probing in soil. Other shorebirds, including Dunlins & Sanderlings, can bend their bills in this way. 😃

[unashamedly-enthusiastic]

I would put that on my cv

[bowlifecomics]

I wonder why

[refugeed-kim]

YES YES I NEED THIS SIGN IN EVERY SINGLE PARK PLEASE

This is my daily struggle, I had so many arguments with people with off-leash dogs (in a mandatory leash area!!!). Thanks to this behavior I'm struggling with Kim being anxious/aggressive with other females as she often gets involved in unpleased interactions with free females while on leash. And every single time that I ask for the dog to be at least recalled, I'm being called names and insulted of course.

Also 9 out of 10 their dog isn't really that friendly at all.

[rockymountainqueen2]

From this -

This post is mostly for those who don't want to have to click on the link in order to read the entirety of The Owl House's series bible.

[bumblingest-bee]

jurassic park has a good philosophical message but unfortunately the only thing i ever take away from watching jurassic park is "god i wish i could go to jurassic park." like yeah it's a blatantly obvious don't create the torment nexus scenario, but this torment nexus has DINOSAURS.