#peak comedy.

[iltaimpi]

{Tried to use Zatta in RP today. Someone brought a mecha in.}

[chaoticentropy]

Neuvillette's voice-lines about the Archons are hilarious. "I shall fulfill my vow to judge the Seven... Barbatos... you say he's a drunkard?" Well.... he shall stand trial regardless. Raiden... you say she's isolated herself in the Plane of Euthymia?" Very well, I shall meet her in a few centuries and call for her trial."

[sokovianfortune]

writing elsa is so funny because she’ll be like. i was never taught to be soft. i fear i am incapable. my hands know nothing but violence and i am nothing but sharp edges and how will i ever be able to— oh my god jack you fucking idiot you look exhausted come HERE and let me pet your hair and hold you while you rest. god.

[lindwurmkai]

Sometimes I am so tempted to change my url to 57lizards or something just to be one of those people where if you follow someone they'll be like "omg 57 lizards started following me"

[chiefskye]

the funniest phrase ever is “i shan’t say” esp when it’s obviously referring to something nsfw

[mo-mode]

Percy seeing an old satyr that is a completely different race than his best friend and saying with his whole chest “Man, Grover got really old” is the FUNNIEST FUCKING THING IN THIS EPISODE FIGHT ME I AM RIGHT

[neo--queen--serenity]

Remember how, in the Touden party, everyone had to swap clothes when they changed races, since that was the only way they could feasibly find clothing that fit them in their new body types under such short notice?

Kabru and Mithrun had to do the same thing, and for the same reasons. They had to swap the bottom halves of their outfits to be able to accommodate to their new forms. Normal enough, right?

Normal enough until you realize that Kabru is still wearing his armor, which looks inordinately large on him. Which begs the question: why didn’t they swap the top halves of their outfits?

It’s because…oh god, I can’t even say it with a straight face…it’s because Mithrun’s upper body is too buff to fit into Kabru’s plate armor. Poor Kabru has to lug that thing around like a huge metal circus tent because Mithrun’s too fucking jacked to fit into it himself.

[livelovecaliforniadreams]

[pants-lint]

Just had a Thought and now I'm curious. What's you guy's strangest comfort media? It doesn't have to be strange as in like creepy/fucked up/whatever, it can just be smthn a lil odd.

[starrid]

Funniest part of Hannibal season 3 is Will and Bedelia’s relationship because every conversation between them post-Italy reads exactly like this

[adaine-abernvnt]

cinematic parallels

[jack-the-bussy-slayer]

Fully did not realize that mommy milkers could refer to anything other than the big juicy badonkahonkers of extremely buff men. Shocked and dismayed. 

[peppermint-walrus]

Some assembly required. Wigs sold separately

[milaeryn]

Otto is 100% done with the greens and this is one of my fav things about HotD so far

[kvtnisseverdeen]

[brandonlees]

BRIDGERTON (2020-) S03E02 “How Bright The Moon”