#perfect creatures :3c

[devilkittydeckbuilding]

hewwo my friends!! i wanted to tell you all about my new 60 card deck i built recently!!

that's right

i said 60 card >;3

im not only a commander player teehee

its also fully modern legal!!

ive actually been grinding a whole lot of 60 card games against my girlfriend/toy/pet/wife @goqmir with a bunch of decks lately and its been a blast :3

so today i want to talk about my deck which i haven't thought of a clever name for yet which is:

EXPEDITED INHERITANCE COMBO

this is a list that i changed up to suit my personal wants and needs and while i couldnt find the original decklist i stole the idea from an mtggoldfish short on youtube and according to seth the first person to build this was a user who goes by SMOMP1 but thats all i know

anyway!! i believe the original decklist was a purely mono red deck but i thought. hey. this is a combo deck, why don't i add tutors? so i went rakdos and am playing 4 tutors and its made the deck feel very consistent :3c

so here's the basic layout of the gameplan: the main combo is playing marauding raptor to cheapen the cost on all our 0 and 1 mana creatures so that they are free, and then playing expedited inheritance which means when you play a 1 drop creature for free marauding raptor deals 2 damage to that creature on etb, which then triggers expedited inheritance to exile 2 cards from the top of your library. the idea of this is to keep hitting more cheap creatures off these exiled cards so that you can play more and more creatures and exile through your whole deck.

the deck is actually rather simple and is a two card combo (if you arent counting all the small creatures that is lol but theres a million of them) and yeah thats the main idea.

now you may be asking,

how do you win??

well theres a really cool answer to that question

the main way to win the game, or really the only feasible way, is to dome your opponent for 50 with aetherflux reservoir

the way to win with aetherflux is to go through your whole deck with the combo loop described above. by doing this you cast so many spells that when you get down the reservoir it only takes a few spells cast and you win the game!!

it may sound like this deck is really slow to win because you have to get down the resevoir and 2 other combo pieces to win but we actually have a plan to get this thing down the turn you combo, which can be as soon as turn 3 >:3c

and its this little guy:

as you go through the whole combo loop you will eventually find and play 4 myr moonvessels which when they all are played and subsequently killed by marauding raptor will net you 4 colorless mana which is just enough to play the reservoir!!

as for the rest of the deck there are some honorable mentions plus the changes i made to the deck

inquisitive puppet is probably the best small creature in the deck that is not combo essential because it scrys on etb which sets you up to either combo more cause it finds you more creatures to play or it can help find combo pieces to set up!! it also can exile itself to make a new creature if you had to play it before the combo which is 2 more free cards!!

theres also stuff like combat courier which can just be sacced to dig deeper for combo pieces and such but most of the other creatures are just cheap with minimal bonus affects. im also playing myr servitor for funsies mostly. the main thought there was that if my combo fizzles i could theoretically combo the next turn since they return themselves to the battlefield on upkeep but thats oddly niche and i think ill swap them out for something else

as for changes i made to the list, i added black for tutors and also better removal.

i added diabolic intent as my only tutor because it isnt too expensive and also is perfect for the deck. since im playing so many dirt cheap and somewhat useless creatures why not play a card thats essentially demonic tutor with the small price of sacrificing a creature!! this card has played really well in my matches and essentially gives me 4 extra copies of my combo pieces!!

im also playing a weird creature choice in hope of ghirapur because i thought it would be interesting to try out.

the idea behind the hope is that it serves as a cheap creature for the combo but also presents a form of protection if i get it down before the combo. if i can get in a hit with it before the combo and sac it then it prevents the opponent from casting noncreature spells for that turn which is theoretically enough to sneak the combo in through removal. its not a perfect plan but it had gotten me a couple wins.

as for the sideboard im kind of new to the concept of sideboarding and i built it to be effective against general decks but also im only playing against my wife rn so it isnt perfect.

anyway yeah thats the deck!! it will continually change as i add new cards cause im still testing it but i hope this was either insightful or entertaining and i suggest giving the deck a try and maybe putting your own spin on it!!

thanks for reading!!

[fastfur07]

Swallowing a slime or similar gooey creature seems like the perfect sensory experience for me. They're squishy yet durable, so you can play with them in your mouth and nibble them without worrying about hurting them. Then, of course, you can slurp them down, which puts less strain on your throat, allows you to get fuller, and is generally more fun and teasy and satisfying. Then you end up with a big slime-filled tummy, which is perfectly weighty and squishy so you can slosh it and wobble it around while the living jelly wriggles inside... not to mention that slimes usually come in fruit flavours :3c

[swordsmans]

Writing Patterns Tag Game

Rules: list the first line of your last 10 (posted) fics and see if there’s a pattern!

Tagged by: @acewithapaintbrush and @lesbiansanemi !!! thanks guys!! :D <3

1. poly philtatos (the most loved by far): Zoro's been on the island for three days when he finally feels their approach tickling against his senses.

2. ocean theology: uhhhhhh uhhhh i won't post this one because the opening sentence is three paragraphs long. intentionally. but admittedly that also says a lot about me and it still technically follows my rule!!!!!

3. feed your plants a little sunlight: Two hours in the afternoon sun, cool ocean spray at his back—dozing to Sunny’s rhythm.

4. alleluia: In the wake of it all, of Wano, they watch—and they wait.

5. bury your albatross in a shallow grave: He’s halfway through swinging himself on deck when he hears Nami wail, “Luffy—Luffy, you need to—Luffy, get back here—Zoro—Zoro, stop—grab him! What are you—Zoro!” just as Luffy zips past him, splattering mud and blood and who-know-what-else across Sunny’s grass.

6. how to talk without speaking: It only takes a day or two for Zoro to notice—which he’s almost proud of, really, given his own observational track record.

7. the sea makes bones of bodies: “ACE!” he screams, raw and bloody and broken—drawn out in a cry that reaches across the roiling waves like claws.

8. bone-breaker ospreys mate for life: It starts when Luffy swings his arm, winding back slow in a way he rarely does, feeling out the motion of a new punch (or the same punch practiced a thousand times to lethal perfection) right in the middle of Sunny’s deck.

9. wood is a living creature: They keep her—history’s forgotten hero, the first great ship of the second Pirate King.

10. step 1: die: He knows, logically, that the journal makes some kind of sound when it hits the galley wall.

Conclusion: my openers always include the story's setting + movement... or at least something that orients the reader with mention of either time or place and an action. imo the best way to grab a reader's attention is to give them a mental picture as soon as possible. even if there are other details to figure out, theyve at least got a partial visual or something to latch onto by the end of the first sentence, even if its just a single word. shrug. i just usually like to put place before character in my intro sections. #6 is an exception because it's technically the not the opener, it's meant to be read after the fic summary (so the "true" opener is In the beginning, Luffy does not know how to read. which functions as the setting hook, smth you could literally only do on ao3), and #9 is particularly fun because the character and the setting are the same thing. do i think about the technical aspects of my fanfic too much? probably.

Tagging: @thychesters, @starshipcaptainjojo, @majormiles, @ghostlandtoo, and @sciencemyfiction >;3c

[cyberdragoninfinity]

Was thinkin about your 5Ds furries and I legally have to ask what fursonas you'd assign to the Zexal cast

OUGH ive been thinking about this....zexal's cast is so big so I havent been able to scry critters for All of them, but here's a few ive been pondering....

Yuma - Eurasian Red Squirrel! I just feel like it suits him…. energetic and quick plus that perfect warm color palette. If i ever draw furry!yuma i wanna make his coat closer to the pink of his hair. Look how cute this lil guy is

Astral - some kind of bird I'm thinking. A dove could be, really really funny. And I also feel like you could translate his color palette/features to one supremely easily..

Shark - A SHARK WOULD BE TOO EASY!!! I like to play hardmode.... rn thinking about him and Rio either being some sort of squid or perhaps some species of seahorse...aquatic non-mammalian critters but a little bit more offbeat than most water dwelling furries.

Kite - ok this is a bonkers one but like. I was originally thinking some kind of bird for him too but ive also been playing with the idea of??? Hedgehog Kite??!?! Leucistic/blond hedgehogs can happen, and theyre also pretty solitary creatures (with..ah. bad eyesight :,)).. also very fun parallel to yuma's Woodland Critter ass. i just think it's so funny picturing this turbo badass and he's just. a hedgehog. (baby hedgy hart is also rly cute ;_; )

Tori - CORGI!!!!!!!!! The folklore connection of corgis and fairies tying into Fairy Cheer Girl, and theyre also just such a fearless, tenacious, affectionate breed...all very Tori like traits I think :3c They're also herders and I really love the image of Tori herding and corraling all of her and Yuma's other friends out of trouble hehehehe

I'm also still pondering the Barians but I really like the idea of them being mythical creatures in their alien form and the Real Life version of that animal in their human forms (so squid!nasch and marin would be krakens, and/or seahorse!nasch and marin would be kelpies, etc etc).....

(i also just think peryton!vector would be kickass)

[lightningfilledsaber]

i have a quastion. what is dungeon meshi like i’ve considered watching the anime since it looks amusing…. i trust you as an authority on this hence why i’m in your asks :3c

Dungeon Meshi is so good!!!

So Ryoko Kui (the author of the manga) is a super super great artist and writer in general, and her knowledge of intimate and expansive worldbuilding, including the cultures of different fantasy races is VERY apparent in dunmesh without being super in your face. It strikes a perfect balance between showing and implying and telling; giving you information when you need it but not holding your hand throughout the process. Ecology and biology of creatures and the places (mostly dungeons but yk) is SUPER important and expanded upon in the story. It scratches my Creature autism SOOO well. And all of the characters are VERY distinct and fun AND THE DESIGNS FUCK SOOO HARD. Dungeon Meshi has become one of my favorite series of all time, because it's so. so fucking profound. There are a LOT of funny moments and gags but there's an equal amount of genuinely serious and emotional moments. The character dynamics. GOD. Cannot recommend it enough.

Also. Dungeon Meshi is super fucking horny. LMAO. Not in a "fanservice-y" way (in fact, there is only ONE character that ever gets upskirt/panty shots and it is Senshi, the bearded dwarf man. He's my fave btw <3). But dunmeshi uses consumption (and to a lesser/technical extent cannibalism as well) as a... metaphor for love and obsession, and frequently eroticizes it. I hesitate to say metaphor because it's honestly VERY obvious lmao. Especially with how genuinely autistic Laios is about monsters and eating them. Then there's also transformation and change that's also VERY eroticized. A lot of the focus of Dungeon Meshi is desire. How people experience it, and just how far people will go for it. Which, again, is super eroticized a LOT. All done in a tasteful(? not sure if this is the right word but yk) way and not in a surface level "LOOK, SEX!!!!!!!!!" way. Not that there's anything inherently WRONG with being horny and not being like profound about it but I'm just trying to make a point lol

Now to specifically talk about the anime since that's what you mentioned wanting to watch (though I REALLY reccommend the manga, it is fucking GORGEOUS and there are so many hilarious panels that haven't been brought over to the anime, despite how well it's been doing with that so far. It just happens with turning a manga into an anime yk?)! It's doing a really good job so far!! The only issues I have are relatively nitpicky (I've gone into detail abt it if you wanna see here) and more of an issue with modern anime overall so! They're doing a really great job of translating over from the page to the screen and the voice acting work (both the original japanese and english dub) is really fucking good. And I don't typically like modern english dubs. The layout of the episodes is really nice so far too, centering around the "dish/es of the day" without feeling too constrictively like your typical "monster of the week" type episodes. It helps that Dungeon Meshi as a media itself strikes a really good balance between that and its storytelling. Though again. Laios is genuinely SO fucking autistic about monsters and eating them lmao and the series focuses on him/his party so! There's so much good in depth discussion about monsters, both their biology (especially in relation to their taste hehe) as well as their natures, and ecology!

I'm also really a fan of netflix releasing the episodes weekly instead of dropping them all at once. It's refreshing coming from netflix specifically considering their... track record.

But anyway yeah! TYSM Marty for coming to me about this and letting me go on an autistic talk about it!! I only apologize for not being more specific, but a lot of my dunmesh posting (reblogs anyway since I'm pretty sure the posts I've MADE about it have been relatively vague??) is already pretty spoilery and I'm a firm believer in a first watch/read being as spoiler free as possible!! It makes subsequent rewatches/rereads all the more fun to me personally <3 Though that's obviously up to you lol

[threadsun]

i was wondering if you hsve TDV (i forgor we are calling it that) snippets for your faave bachelor? :3c

-🐈‍⬛

Okay it's not a snippet and idk who I'd consider my fave bachelor (I like most of them equally) BUT other than what I've posted here, the only tdv thing I've worked on was the beginning of a story about Nik and Z moving into pelican town, so... :3 I'll be self indulgent and show ya that! It's Z meeting Sebastian the day they move in.

Content: Smoking, sex work, mentions of ableism/inaccessibility, polyamorous nonbinary ocs :3

By the time Nik rolled their eyes and shoved Zander out the farmhouse door with instructions to explore the town, it was already dark. Zander didn’t mind his dismissal in the slightest. He hated unpacking. So leaving Nik to do all the boring work and only coming back to break down boxes was ideal for him. Besides, he was always better at making friends than they were!

“Town…” He pulled a few faces, squinting at the various overgrown paths leading from the farmhouse. “Where the fuck is town?”

The way he saw it—and without his glasses, he wasn’t seeing too well at all—he had a couple of options. Return the way they’d come in and see if the bus stop was nearer town than the farm, or follow the way he’d seen Robin go and assume she lived in town. It was a pretty easy decision, and Zander was chuffed to bits that he’d managed to work it out. Of course Robin would live closer to town than the bus stop!

He set off for the northmost path, picking his way as delicately as a creature of his stature could through the too-narrow path Robin had made when coming to do her repairs. Twigs caught on his arms, snapping as he pushed past them without a care, ignoring the small cuts they left behind. They’d heal up easily enough, and he was far too focused on his goal of finding friends to care.

“Shit, stairs.” Zander tapped his foot and pouted as he broke through the edge of the overgrown farm to the mountain pass. “They’d better have a flat way into town.”

That had been one of the many reasons Nik and Zander had been reluctant to move out here. Grandpa Moon had asked them to take care of the farm years ago, but the cons had outweighed the pros until recently. Until Nik needed a detox from some of their more troublesome coping mechanisms, and a small town was the only fix they could see. But wheelchair access was important for both of them on their worse days, and they both doubted there was much in the way of accessibility out here. This just proved their fears to be well founded.

“Well shit.” Zander sighed and began to hike up the steep path, hoping that he’d be able to make it back down again. “If town isn’t up here…”

He let the threat hang in the chilly night air, directed at no one in particular. As he hiked his way up the mountain pass, he sent a grateful thanks to Past Zander for putting on some proper boots. He’d mostly just been having fun dressing up like a farmer, and really the short shorts and low cut top weren’t at all cut out for proper labour. But he’d at least thought to put on some sturdy work boots to sell the whole “cute farmer” schtick!

“Thank fuck.”

The sight of a campfire in the distance was more than welcome. A patch of yellow and a large structure slowly came into some sort of focus as Zander got closer. A tent and a house. He’d made it to town! It was… only a tent and a house, but no town is perfect. And it was kind of quaint, knowing the whole town lived in one little house together.

It was a quiet place. Despite being quite early in the night, everyone seemed to be asleep. Zander could hear a river nearby, gently lapping. Dammed by something, he figured. He’d seen this sort of thing often enough. There was a brief flicker of an idea, as he approached the water. It was late, everyone was asleep, and he was sweating slightly from the hike…

He headed towards a tall bush nestled beside a tree. One hand curled into the hem of his little shirt, ready to pull it off as soon as he was close enough to the water and the bush. That was another thing he was intimately familiar with. Stashing his clothes away to skinny dip. He noted the way the river ran, wondering if perhaps there would be more privacy further down. It could be a good place to record some fun porn, if he could find a place he wouldn’t get caught.

That was another thing he and Nik had contended with when deciding to take over Grandpa Moon’s farm. It was easy enough for Nik to head into the city for band practice and gigs, and no one ever connected them to their on-stage persona. But Zander? No one ever wanted to admit they knew who he was, but anyone who had ever seen Kitty Cohen would recognise him in an instant. If not by his face, then by his… assets. A small town like this? Well, they might not take too kindly to a sex worker moving in. But that was just something they’d have to learn to live with, because Zander was here now, and he had no intentions of leaving any time soon.

“Fuckin’ hell!” Zander was steps away from the bush when it moved.

It was, upon closer reflection and much squinting, not a bush at all. It was a person. Dark hair, dark clothes, nothing but a pale face and hands to make them stand out from the night around them. They had been leaning against the tree, flicking at a lighter and staring at the river, but at the loud exclamation from Zander, they looked up. The whites of their eyes were large and round, clearly startled.

“Sorry.” Zander shot them one of his winning, gap-toothed smiles. “Thought you were a bush.”

They blinked at him. With his back to the fire, it was near impossible to get a good look at him, no matter how long they stared for. His voice was… familiar. Definitely not from around the Valley. It was almost cartoonishly exaggerated. Not that he gave them much time to wonder where he was from or why he was there.

“Kinda hard to see around here at night. Weird that this town doesn’t have any lights. Then again, I guess if you all live in that one house, you don’t really need outside lights. Unless someone is in the tent. That would suck, having to live in the tent while everyone else lives in the big house. Or maybe it’s like a jail? Oh, I hated being in jail. You got bobbies round here? Was that the old geezer who met us at the bus? He said he was mayor, but I don’t know what that means in a place that only has three people living in it.”

He never seemed to run out of breath, even as he walked around to stand on the person’s other side, allowing them both to see each other better. Zander was a good half a foot taller than them at least, all freckles and bouncy curls, in contrast to their scowls and dark hair covering dark eyes. The sight of him seemed to make them freeze a little, hand fumbling with their lighter for a moment before dropping it in the river with a string of soft swears.

“Oh, mind if I bum a fag?” Zander’s eyes caught on the packet of cigarettes in their hand. “I’ve been dying for a smoke, but the missus quit, so…”

The first thought that went through Sebastian’s mind at the sight of the man in front of him was as follows: That’s Kitty Cohen. That’s the Kitty Cohen. Flashes of countless nights spent scrolling the porn star’s pages ran through his brain as he stared up at those lips he’d fantasised about almost every night. Those curls he’d imagined running his fingers through so often. Those famous tits, all but spilling out of the white tanktop that was practically see through in the light of the campfire.

The second thought was: Did I just get called a fag? It was… honestly, a term he’d never actually heard before. Not out loud, at least. He knew what it meant, and it wasn’t exactly inaccurate, but… well, quite frankly it was a baffling thing to be called by a stranger. Least of all by—and this was where his third and final thought came in, stalling his brain completely—Did the Kitty Cohen just call him a fag?!

“Sorry.” Zander finally took a proper breath, giving another disarming smile. “Didn’t even introduce myself, did I? Zander Cohen, just moved into the old farm!”

Sebastian stared at the offered hand for a moment before tentatively shaking it, still trying to process everything that was happening. It felt like he was half asleep. Or in that odd stage where one’s stayed up far too late and begins to feel like they’ve made the journey to some odd mirror realm. Whatever the fuck was happening, it involved the sex worker he’d spent all of his young adulthood getting off to. And worst of all, his hands were just as soft and warm as Sebastian had always imagined.

“Sebastian.”

There was a moment after he uttered his name in which he paused, wondering if that even was his name. Had he fucked up and said the wrong one? Did he embarrass himself in front of Kitty? Or, rather, Zander. He supposed he should get used to calling the man that, if he didn’t want to expose himself.

“So… May I?” Zander gestured to the cigarettes once more, rubbing the back of his neck with his free hand. “I’m gasping here.”

“Huh?” Sebastian’s unfocused gaze turned to the packet in his hands before nodding and offering it. “Right, yeah. Uh… sorry, my lighter… fell in.”

“No worries, I always keep a spare on me!”

Zander reached a hand into his bra, unaware of Sebastian’s eyes following his every movement with rapt attention. After a moment of searching, and a few glimpses of the other things he clearly kept in his bra, he produced a cheap lighter. He grabbed one of the cigarettes and popped it between his lips, cupping a hand to block the breeze and lighting the end.

“Fuck…” Zander let out a blissful sigh, smoke curling from his mouth as he revelled in the feeling of smoking again. “Gonna have to hang out with you more often. Can’t keep these at home, you see. Nik would find ‘em, and that wouldn’t end well for anyone.”

Sebastian watched Zander smoke, tongue wetting his lips as he noticed the lipstick stain on the cigarette where Zander’s lips held it. It took him a moment to realise he was staring, another few moments to stop, and a little more to remember he’d come out here for a smoke too. He fumbled with another cigarette, jamming the packet back into his pockets and putting it to his lips. He patted around his pockets, feeling for the familiar bump of his lighter.

“Damn,” He hissed out a few muffled curses as he remembered it was now at the bottom of the river.

“Need a light?”

Zander’s laugh was as odd as his accent, but both were familiar enough to send heat pooling in Sebastian’s stomach. Before he could respond, the taller man leaned in. One hand rested on the tree behind him, the other holding his chin still. He couldn’t breathe. Zander smelled of cheap rose perfume and damp earth. It was the sweetest thing Sebastian had ever smelled and he could already tell it would haunt his dreams.

Zander pressed the smouldering end of his cigarette to Sebastian’s, waiting until he was sure it had caught before looking Sebastian in the eyes. His eyes were darker green in person, Sebastian noted vaguely. Like the thick, soft moss that grew on the rocks by the river bank. Zander’s lips pulled back into a grin, letting their cigarettes touch for a moment longer. He gave a wink and pulled away, taking another drag.

“Consider that payment for the smoke.” He considered his own words for a few seconds before fishing the lighter back out of his bra and tucking it into Sebastian’s hoodie pocket with a pat. “Actually, take that too. I’ve got plenty at home. Nik likes to set things on fire.”

There was a few moments of smoking in content silence before Zander broke it again. He was fond of rambling, it seemed. And Sebastian didn’t mind listening to that voice, even if it sent all the blood to his crotch. He was saying something more about moving in and the path over here from the farm, but Sebastian was desperately trying to push from his mind the audio he’d been listening to minutes before he’d come out to smoke. That same voice guiding him as he touched himself… shit. This was not going to be easy. And Sebastian wouldn’t live it down if Zander ever found out he was a… ‘fan’ felt like an odd word to use, but he couldn’t come up with anything better.

It was strange, how similar Zander was to Kitty. Not that Sebastian had ever met a sex worker in person before, but… he’d sort of figured there’d be more of a difference. That he wouldn’t be as flirty and charming and tits out as he was online. Sure, instead of proper makeup he just had dark eyeliner smeared around his eyes. And his clothes didn’t seem to hide any of that fancy lingerie Sebastian was used to seeing him in. But the accent, the laugh, the smile… it was all authentic. And that was almost as surprising as his presence here at all.

“—never seen a town that’s just one house before! Then again, I grew up in a circus, so I guess I can’t judge. Still, back home this place would be considered way too small to be a town. It’s more like… a hamlet, maybe? Must be weird, the mayor and everyone else in town living in one house though. Do you all get your own rooms?”

That was another thing that was, surprisingly, authentic about him. That patented Kitty Cohen stupidity. The ditzy, airheaded act wasn’t an act at all. Much to Sebastian’s surprised, that was 100% pure Zander. And even more surprising… he found it kinda cute?

[poltergeist-coffee]

Fantasminha, I love you(platonically)

Mariana wears a corset? HELL YEAH, now we are talking Also if you have anything about them feel free to talk about, I just looked the tag and unless there's things missing there's little about it wich I think is a crime Be it slimeriana, insaneduo, philever, uh... Whoever you like

Mariana acting like she has been a vampire for centuries? YEAH, embrace the vampire vibes If you are going to live for centuries forced to never go out by the day you might as well enjoy the good part of it

I want you to be aware that I am a big vampire fan despite the fact that I will take every given chance to complain about the big plot hole of twilight that was made only for fanservice, vampires can't have children but sudenly they can?? and about how I can't simply find any good piece of media about them, can we get more not sexualized things about them?

Vampires are simply assexuals to me, I mean, they tecnically wouldn't be able to- I think is better to me to stop talking this will become a biology class

AND THANK YOU FANTASMINHA, I HOPE MY ART TASTED GOOD I also have no idea of what's this thing on the shirt I just like it AND YEAH, I WILL DRAW SLIMERIANA Perfect excuse to draw corsets hehe:) I think is funny at least to me that you have this vampire who just- has this whole gothic aesthetic, all emo and dark, and you have her criptid-but-somehow-human-kinda-nerd-vibes boyfriend

- Plate anon(<- don't let them start talking about twlight, will write an essay about the inconsistence of it and how it's not biologically possible to a vampire have children even if they are fictional creatures but as far as I know in twlight it's mentioned-)

VAMPIRE MARIANA MEANS EVERYTHING TO ME!! SHE IS SO SILLY AND DRESSES SO EMO!!

i have nothng about them atm BUT when i do you will see it :3c i have some drafts i think i can post.. errgh i will finish them one day i just need to brainrot more... i think i have to in order to add vampire!pac... like he's just akking to be added and who am i to deny him u-u

go off plate anon avjnaksj complain and ramble about vampire all you want im here for it. i've never actually seen or read twilight lol

I LOVE YOUR ART!! IT'S SO YUMMY >:DD i think if your art was a flavor it would be like yogurt. something very smooth and sweet tasting...or maybe like a marshmallow (also i forgot to mention i love how you shade hair, it looks so pretty i love how you do it)

vampire slimeriana are my beloved. slime can and will pick up his goth vampire boyfriend and carry him around like he's NOTHING because he's that strong. he's shorter then her but that means literally nothing. mariana only looks scary but is not when you talk to him kekw

[askmyname]

Headcanon

The Nightmares!

Are not threats.

Okay so hear me out. Pitch has already proven himself to be the least prone to violence out of all the characters. (Not the least prone to malicious intent or destruction, just the least prone to violence, this is important)

So, if you were to pick an animal to have as a fighting army, what would you pick? Presumably something with teeth and claws like wolves or tigers. Or, perhaps something large like elephants or bison. Or just an all around could fuck up your day animal like moose or geese.

Horses are not something that comes immediately to mind. Yes, they can have a powerful kick, but that's about it. They're not fighting creatures, they're designed to run. Hell, they sleep standing up so that they can be prepared to dart at any given moment. They have no claws or teeth.

Pitch probably picked horses based purely on the pun (tho I like to headcanon he also just likes horses but that's neither here nor there :3c) He did not pick something that could pose a serious threat.

And lets ignore that and say, well, horses still have the kick, so maybe.

The nightmares break if you breath on them too hard. Tooth literally just flies at them real fast and they just, poof, dust. No one at any point in time is legitimately hurt by the nightmares. The nightmares rarely make actual moves to attack anyway. They're designed to intimidate and are used for that purpose. They're literally creatures made of nightmares. Things that present terrifying senarios but aren't reality. Literally just there to scare.

The guardians shoot first, ask questions later. They see something associated with Pitch and go to kill it. They wouldn't think too hard about this. They wouldn't stop and be like 'actually, these things are suprisingly easy to defeat.' So using the nightmares as distractions is perfect because the guardians still view them as real threats. Pitch is banking on the guardians' tendancy to function on first assumptions, and it works.

But the nightmares were never real threats. And I think that's interesting.

[stonyponyofficial]

ask quastion 5

hio io (uses the same joke again bc i like it :3) thanks for the music ask!

5. ramble about a song! again yay!

ill just shuffle again til i get another :3c okay POBBLES by POBBLES. if u listen to this song it sounds like a little virtual alien creature named pobbles made it and thats perfect bc thats the name of the song and the artist! even tho this song doesnt have any lyrics in a language i can understand, i can still try to sing a long bc its such a cool beat with cute little vocaloidy vocals just drifting all over the place. its fun to try :3 shame its literally only like a minute long. reminds me of a little tamagotchi trying to speak to me through its little device :'3 and then i cry thinking about that so lets move on. so you might notice pobbles has only this one release on the PC Music month of mayhem collab record. so whos pobbles? if u look a little closer in the song credits its just AG Cook again, doing his funny pseudonym thing. bc he just likes to make up little characters to do pop songs as and then knocks it out evey time. these ag cook stand ins are all over pc music volume releases its so funny. check out wannabe by lipgloss twins off vol 1 for another good secret ag cook original

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Already posted this to ao3 so i might as well share it here lol. satan is probably out of character bc i’ve never written for him before :3c story under the cut!

A Purrfect Path

The storm outside raged in perfect harmony with the tempestuous emotions inside the House of Lamentation. Lucifer's stern voice and Satan's sharp retorts had created a whirlwind of tension that seemed to have no end. Frustration and anger finally drove Satan to his breaking point, causing him to storm out of the house, grabbing his coat on the way out.

He walked aimlessly through the rain-soaked streets of the Devildom, each puddle showed a reflection of his demon form, a reminder of his sin. As the raindrops mingled with his rage-filled tears, Satan found himself wandering into unfamiliar alleys, driven more by his need to escape than anything else, not willing to see Lucifer or his brothers.

Lost in thought, he stumbled upon a peculiar sight – a hole in the wall of a building that emitted a warm and inviting light. Curiosity overcame his irritation, and he peered inside. To his surprise, he was met with a cozy interior adorned with mismatched furniture and colorful decorations. Cats of all sizes and colors roamed freely, their whiskers twitching as they eyed him with curiosity.

Satan blinked, momentarily forgetting his anger. This was a cat cafe unlike any he'd seen before. The atmosphere was inviting, almost like a haven of tranquility amidst the storm. The scents of freshly brewed coffee and the comforting presence of feline companions seemed to melt away his troubles.

"Welcome!" A cheerful voice called, drawing Satan's attention to a young demon behind the counter. "You look like you could use a warm drink and some feline company."

Satan hesitated for a moment before stepping inside. He ordered a cup of tea and found a seat near a window. The rain outside continued to pour, but in this small oasis, he felt a sense of calm settling over him. Cats purred and played, weaving a tapestry of distraction from his tumultuous thoughts.

As he sipped his tea, a playful kitten hopped onto his table, its tail flicking like a mischievous invitation. Despite his hesitance, Satan couldn't resist the charm of the furry creature. He extended a finger, and the kitten pounced, engaging in a playful swatting match that brought a small smile to his face.

Minutes turned into hours as Satan lost himself in the enchanting world of the cat cafe. The storm outside had started to subside, and the tension within him seemed to dissipate as well. He hadn't realized how much he needed this simple distraction, this unexpected haven of warmth and companionship.

When he finally emerged from the cat cafe, his heart felt lighter than it had in a long time. The argument with Lucifer, once consuming, now seemed distant and less significant. He couldn't help but think of the kittens and cats he had interacted with, their antics, and the joy they had unknowingly brought him.

As he made his way back to the House of Lamentation, a sense of newfound clarity filled him. He’d make sure to visit that café once again.

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Once upon a time, many moons ago, @beamkatanachronicles did this '8 tv shows to know me better by' and I thought that looked neat and it's been in my drafts for forever so now I'm finally doing it! In very very loose chronological order of when I watched these for the first time, etc. you are tagged if you ALSO want to do this >:3c

Sailor Moon - the eternal obsession, the one my brain always inevitably returns to. probably introduced me to a bunch of my favourite little tropes - found family (the senshi), ball of sunshine and stoic serious one fall in love (Usagi/Mamoru), aforementioned ball of sunshine girls (Usagi, Minako), serious 'emotionless' girls who're beautiful when they smile........ (Setsuna, Hotaru). Don't ask me about my Sailor Moon headcanons, I will never shut up

Scooby Doo - I once saw someone describe Scooby Doo as a gateway drug for both like... the mystery and horror genre and BOY HOWDY IF THAT AIN'T TRUE FOR ME. Plus it's got a giant lovable dog and a main relationship I can very easily interpret as a polycule so. what's not to love???

The Simpsons - incredibly formative to my sense of humour. Just. genuinely so good and really pretty smart. also genuinely heartwarming in some episodes. ANYTHING OUTSIDE OF THE GOLDEN AGE IS NOT ALLOWED.

Spongebob Squarepants - incredibly formative to my sense of humour, ANYTHING OUTSIDE OF THE GOLDEN AGE IS NOT ALLOWED, part 2.

Avatar: The Last Airbender - the first fandom after I discovered that fandom was like, a thing! But also the show is genuinely just. so good. such good worldbuilding. such good character work. such good CREATURE design?? I do honestly think it's one of the best animated tv series ever.

Lost - listen. I know a lot of people say the ending sucked, and to be fair, I haven't rewatched it since I watched it the first time (there's just. so much television to watch these days GOD), but I do not think it's anywhere near that bad. Yes there's a lot of mess because the show runners weren't sure how long the Suits were going to make them run it, but what's there that's good is SO GOOD. Definitely not a perfect show but there was lots of foreshadowing and symbolism and shit that babby me really loved.

Twin Peaks - god this show is so...... I think it really introduced me to a brand of surreal horror that I've just absolutely loved ever since. But it's also like... a genuinely very funny and very heartwarming show? Watch it, fall in love with Dale Cooper like any sane person does.

Ghost Adventures - I put this one because if I have the opportunity to put some shitty paranormal investigation show on tv in the background I WILL take it, and Ghost Adventures is just. a bunch of doofs who take it SO seriously. and you know, once in a blue moon they actually DO capture something weird/intriguing!!

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15 and 1 for the art asks :3c

15. Biggest artist pet peeve? Oh god I have so many but I think unsolicited crits from randos has to be it. I don't like when friends don't ask either. But the whole "I'm helping you improve as an artist" just grinds my gears so bad. No you aren't I have people I go to for that! If you are a rando who does that I will steal your kneecaps and beat you with them If not that, the need to have everything be perfect anatomy. Not straying away from how it should look, even when you are making unrealistic creatures. Yes learn anatomy then break it and make it your own 1. Show your most recent wip

Oogh uhhh I THINK its this one. Our boyos. Since I don't think coloring Dev counts as that sketch was done idk how long ago LOL

Ask post is here!

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day 16: favorite fantasy creature(s)

i couldnt pick between dragons or werewolves :3c

day 17: make a board based off your blog title/name

Bubba's Cove

[guardianakumu]

Simplified Version of Distortion Entity

Wanted to get the idea of the Entity down as it’s part of the lore projects. :3c

It goes by it/its as it does not identify with any pronouns nor it has a gender.

The Entity is a powerful creature born in the Ted Zone, then even more powerful if bonded with a living being. It is currently bonded with a Celestial Goddess, making it nearly perfect and its power is destructive in its own form. Celestial power mixed with the Red Zone balance each other out, making a perfect form of magic, unlike any other known magic forms. It uses a special eye (which is two orb-like objects that floats around Distort) and sees everything in energy forms but is blind to anything that does not contain energy. This special eye/s is also gifted to Akumu and it is currently Akumu’s left eye, giving her sight in energy form. Although, she does have trouble seeing and getting used to her left eye.

While its looks seemed very intimidating, its personality is rather.. happy and relaxed. Almost like a puppy, if you can say. But it has expressed its intelligence over the years it has learned and watched from afar. It often longed for the warmth of the sun and the bare cold of the snow. But due its violent past, it avoids visiting Overworld as the Celestial beings fiercely protects it.

It is known as Distort as it is called by Akumu herself. Fortunately, they do easily get along until Distort roars for violence towards certain groups of beings, including the Celestial beings and Akumu’s enemies. Akumu and Distort shares memories so Akumu has seen parts of its memories through dreams as the same for Distort. They share same feelings but highly respects each other. Little Akumu knows, Distort has been with her ever since Akumu tapped into the Red Zone before she escaped Blackstar’s Lab.