#pet antics

[ridragon]

Our dog literally refuses to sleep in bed without a blanket over her and legs to lay on. Absolutely refuses anything else. Will not chill.put on couch if we're normally sitting. Needs blanket and.me laying out on it for rest.

[chr0n1c-ag0ny]

if Sigma worked at the ADA dazai would call him pet names relentlessly, doesn't matter when, where, or who's listening:

"Hey pretty bird~ could you..."

"Oh, birdy can handle that, can't you, birdy?"

"Me and pretty boy are gonna go check out the crime scene,"

"Come on sweetheart, please, pretty please do my paperwork?"

"Morning darling~"

"Who decided to put their hands on our little bird," (no one touches Sigma. the entire ADA agree's on that one)

"Want to join the rest of us for lunch angel?"

"Good job, love,"

"Go get'em princess~"

"Hey hun could you help me with this report?"

"Come on beautiful, can't be late to that meeting or Kunikida's gonna have both of our heads,"

he doesn't stop, ever, and it starts spreading to the rest of the office.

Yosano will jokingly use the pet names when they're off the job or making fun of Dazai, but honestly takes to using them at work as well after a while, they're really pretty when they blush, wat can she say? (transfem!Sigma x Yosano yuri.... I think maybe)

Kunikida, after months of yelling at Dazai for being unprofessional and Sigma telling him "it's fine, really, it... it's not that much of a bother", will deadpan the pet name's with a very tired "I can't believe this is what my work like has come too" tone, esepcially cause Dazai will only refer to Sigma as said pet names in his reports (which Sigma and Kunikida always revise) and in the office groupchat/email chain.

Ranpo uses them in the gc.

Fukuzawa is tired of getting the reports from Dazai where a birdy is missed by Kunikida and Sigma's tireless revisions.

everyone else knows exactly who's being referred to when they hear those pet names, even if they don't use them themselves, just like Sigma pretends to not like it, but responds every time he hears one of his many titles.

they become his monikers in the field. Dazai is elated.

[figofswords]

we got the izutsumi voice in episode unfollow me now this is all I’m gonna talk about for weeks SHE SPOKE!!!! ONSCREEN KITTY TALKIN!!!!! MY GIRL!!

[welcome-home-art-dump]

I saw the meme and figured this would fit well, since I adore the “Extrovert adopts introvert” dynamic.

Palette was sulking to herself someplace after work and Wally wasn't having any of it.

It didn’t seem right to have Wally alone in the car, so I added an equally cute oc I saw, Millie. [sorry for the sudden drawing-]

Millie belongs to @artsybug0

Diva Wally belongs to @frillsand

[bottomvalerius]

Omfg guys I got to do a goat hike and there was a little baby goat that was literally blonde with baby blue eyes LMFAOOO

[snoopybutch]

Anytime someone says “she’s mid” I should be called upon and Appear to beat the Christ outta them. Fuck your life watch your mouth.

[bringbackgoth]

BIG mad!!!!

[abyssal-ali]

Working on my Burned my Wings epilogue (Dami POV) and I suddenly had a beautiful crack idea. Talia adopts Jason and Dami gets a big brother, right?

(In another universe thats not the BMW-verse): When Damian goes to Gotham, he gets two/three big brothers and 3 big sisters. Adoption is just how he obtains siblings. He was too little to have the birds and bees talk at the League, and the Bats see him as a baby (he is) so he never gets any Talk (even when he gets older. He is still Baby.)

Basically, he believes in the stork-- except the stork is adoption/your parent bringing home a random child and going "meet your new sibling".

Shenanigans of some sort ensue.

[bunnysilliestofall]

Bleary eyed

[frootertooter]

Thinking about how Fenrir is literally just a small puppy in a giant puppy's body, and how happy he must've been to be with Atreus again ;v; Whoever wrote and gave Fenrir giant puppy eyes + giant funky teeth that can't fit in his jaw, ilysm

[pochapal]

sims 3 story progression notifications remain completely unmatched

[welcome-home-art-dump]

Frank may never understand her humor.

Both figuratively and literally.

I know this lil tidbit was predictable, but I wanted to display how badly it goes over for Frank who doesn’t understand her feline language.

In this instance, he is actually mildly afraid of Palette, as only he has no idea as to why his friends were cackling like hyenas, nor did he know what joke was told.

Either way, he tries to steer clear of her for the next several weeks.

Palette doesn’t understand why. She told her best joke yet-

[catgirlkirigiri]

My arctic wolf on classic, Tanzanite! I put that rare witch hat on xem and everything else just kinda happened from there lol

[cecelovesrats]

they're escaping......