#phonecall

[justarandomgirly]

Red white and royal blue (2023)

[ivxliwh]

*wilhelm receives a phone call from an unknown number* … - —- .-.. ./.—. …. —- -. ./-.-. .- -. -/- .- .-.. -.-/.-.. —- -. —./.—. .-.. . .- … ./…. . .-.. .—.

[WILHELM answers, voice...wrong.]

"cl–hrv? yhp– –ct fc–by? k cl–e wl–oe kqoo."

[gra55-tast3bad]

"Goddamn spaceman" XDDD

[dumbass5202]

"one time i tripped and fell and it hrut a lot. Ok they've stopped reading no one reads past the first sentence thats common knowledge. The info you need is at the corner of West and Riders package is taped to the bottom of the bench. This is Purple Priority because it contains...-" [call disconnected]

the agent knew that if the call was cut that someone was listening in, he had to go there fast, and he did. The corner of West and Riders was quiet compared to the rest of the city, people walked scattered about. The bench sat directly outside a cafe. Wary, the agent waited, inspecting the people in the cafe. Only 2 had direct line of sight to the bench. A stubleed man and a non discript standard 1 star draw mr white guy generic ahhh name prolly John. The stubleed man kept darting his eyes toward the bench, the agent knew he was the baddie (cause he was also hot aswell). The badDie was clearly waiting for him to get the package and then tail him. The Agent had an idea though.

Remember back at the beginning of the first paragraph? Well now you do cause you just went back to go read it. Well thats what the Agent would do, fall over flat on their face and then swipe the package on the way down. No reasonable Agent would purposefully draw attention to themselves, they were not a reasonable Agent. The cafe windows were angled in such a way that knelling would be spotted by the hottie ahh shit i mean baddie sorry freudian slip ahaha.

The execution was perfect, the Agent had a very convincing trip so much so that they did fall on their face and gave themself a nosebleed. Nevertheless they swiped the package. Took a series of turns to break a potential tail. Then, the Agent pondered what was in the package. The blood smeared down their face, they tasted it upon their lips. They took it out and thoroughly inspected it. It was smut of furry bill clinton plus a painstakingly highlighted and analysised copy of his autobiography spelling out a secret message to how that blowjob was. I need to protect it with my life.

[whenwolvescryout]

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[vitamindog]

yessss!!! hole is SOOOOOO GOOD. courtney love has an amazing voice. have you heard fiona apple or lana??? :] these songs remind me of you! <333

quite the musical thing aren't you ??! i'll listen to them if you'd be so kind as to have a conversation with me in dms n tell me bout your day

[sagebriarspoets]

Help Hotline

M: “You have reached the Emotional Wellness Network. This line is no longer staffed. Live support is not available at this time.”

J: Thanks, Marve.

M: “If you are experiencing a medical or mental health emergency, please hang up and contact emergency services.”

J: You know I won’t.

M: “This line remains operational for archival and administrative purposes only. If you would like to leave a message, you may do so after the tone. Messages may not be reviewed or responded to.”

J: But you still get ‘em.

M: “For commonly asked questions, please refer to our website. Some resources may be outdated or inactive.”

J: Since 2019.

M: “We appreciate your understanding.”

J: Eh, don’t mention it.

M: Beep

J: It’s Jay again, I see Marve still hasn’t changed. Y’know, he’s the most consistent guy you got on staff. That bastard is ready to answer my calls 24/7. He even worked New Years’ Eve. I wanted to spend it with you, but you know how it is with Marve, he’s gotta do the whole spiel everytime. I wish anybody else in my life was as consistent as he is.

Anyway, wasting precious minutes, here. Nothin’ ever changes. So this morning, you know the routine by now, accidentally cut myself on a broken plate. And you know what I didn’t do? Fix it.

Anyway, like usual, I know I should have put a bandage on it but I just thought, like, y’know–what’s the point? It’s not like I’m using it. Or want to, anyway. But I’m not here to tell you the same ol’ story over and over again, nahh, I got somethin’ a little happier, a touch of sunshine today. Y’see, I think I’ve been gettin’ better. ‘Cause I did clean it up this time. Hell, there’s a bandage on it right now, fresh and clean. Ah, man, you woulda been so proud’a me. I wanted to call you as soon as it happened, but you know how work is. Can’t catch a break.

So, yeah, that’s about it. Not much to tell you today, but somethin’ about knowin’ you’re always here is important to me. I still get up each mornin’ ‘cause I know Marve’ll be wonderin’ where I am if I don’t call even once the whole day. And you, I bet you’d miss me, too. I know you won’t say it, but that don’t mean it isn’t true. It’s alright, though, buddy. I love you, too. You don’t have to say it back to–

M: Beep.

***

M: “You have reached the Emotional Wellness Network. This line is no longer staffed. Live support is not available at this time.”

J: Thanks, Marve.

M: “If you are experiencing a medical or mental health emergency, please hang up and contact emergency services.”

J: They won’t do shit.

M: “This line remains operational for archival and administrative purposes only. If you would like to leave a message, you may do so after the tone. Messages may not be reviewed or responded to.”

J: But they get collected.

M: “For commonly asked questions, please refer to our website. Some resources may be outdated or inactive.”

J: Did they ever work?

M: “We appreciate your understanding.”

J: Never change, Marve.

M: Beep

J: Hey, buddy, you gotta give Marve a raise, man. I’m serious. He never misses a beat, hasn’t fumbled his line once in eight months.

I didn’t have much to say tonight. Just thought I should call. Routine and all. Don’t want you worrying. I made dinner. Real food, not just toast. Even used a knife and didn’t nick myself, so—gold star for me, eh? But . . . I dunno, man. I just feel a little clearer lately. Like I’m not trying so hard to stay above water anymore. Like maybe the water’s lowering. [Sigh]. I think . . . I think I’m really doing better now. You know? And I think it’s ‘cause of this. Of you.

That’s all, I won’t use up all your minutes this time, just . . . thanks, buddy.

M: Beep

***

M: “You have reached the Emotional Wellness Network. This line is no longer staffed. Live support is not available at this time.”

J: Thanks, Marve.

M: “If you are experiencing a medical or mental health emergency, please hang up and contact emergency services.”

J: I might, man, you never know.

M: “This line remains operational for archival and administrative purposes only. If you would like to leave a message, you may do so after the tone. Messages may not be reviewed or responded to.”

J: Good one, buddy.

M: “For commonly asked questions, please refer to our website. Some resources may be outdated or inactive.”

J: It’s a porno site, now.

M: “We appreciate your understanding.”

J: I appreciate you, Marve.

M: Beep

J: Hey, I’m sorry I’m calling so late. I had a bad dream. I know, I know, I should have normal grown-up problems, like drinkin’ too much, but you and Marve? You know how it is.

It always starts the same: that smell. That fake lemon cleaner that burns your nose, makes your eyes sting before you even touch the mop. And I’m back in that old house, standing in the middle of the kitchen, holding the stick like a shield. The floor’s already clean. I know it is. But I keep scrubbing anyway, ‘cause it’s not about being clean. It never was. It was about keeping her quiet and me invisible, or at least busy.

But this time? I wasn’t scared. I noticed that. In the dream, I looked at my hands, and they weren’t shaking. I didn’t feel small. I didn’t feel trapped. It’s like I could see the dream for what it was–like it didn’t own me anymore.

And then something happened I don’t think’s ever happened before. I stopped. Just . . . set the mop down. Didn’t throw it, didn’t cry. Just placed it on the tile like I was done. And for the first time, I believed it. That I didn’t deserve what I got. That I was just a kid trying his best. That it wasn’t my fault.

I woke up feeling . . . calm. I’ve never had that, not after that dream. And I think it’s ‘cause of you. All these nights, talking to Marve, to you. Even if you’re not really there, it felt like someone was listening. I think maybe that was all I ever needed. Someone to listen. And that’s what you do best. I was thinking that we could maybe–

M: Beep

M: "We’re sorry, the inbox for the number you have dialed is full. Goodbye."

[kadiwright]

Phone Call redraw (Dark belongs to @darkbox1983-blog)

[cocoablog]

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COCOAGRAFT　(239C)　ー　operation time 1 year

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please be patient while waiting for responses. i struggle a lot with motivation and may take time to respond.

ummmmm have fun and dont harrass anyone

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Guess the Fake!: meet and / or befriend another subspace

Disorder: meet the former greatest inventor

Seared and Crystallized: ....

BIOFRIEND: meet and/or befriend a biograft model

HOLLOW BOT: meet an expressive biograft model

ARCADE BLASTER: meet a blue biograft specializing in range

But.. You Don't Work Here: try to help a demon ( biograft ) out of the arcade

FIRST BLOOD!: get your limb torn off [ LINK! ]

SHUTDOWN!: get deactivated [ LINK! ]

Pretty Princess: get carried bridal style

miau: have a cat block the way

I'm Not Mad, Just Disappointed: you need to get your friends' names in check.

FOLLOW THE WISP: brave the forest to get to Him.

NOW YOU LL PAY THE PRICE WITH YOUR SACRED LIFE: THE LIGHT.. THE LIGHT..

NIGHTGLOW: Never le~et you go... [ EVENT ! ]

CHILDGRAFT?? WHAT: become fun-sized.

[mbrainspaz]

boomer coworker: *calls me to complain about my manager/only other coworker*

me: I know.

me: I know.

me: Yeah.

boomer coworker: [...] What I'm sayin' is there's somethin' wrong with that boy!

me: Well you know he's got a disability. That's ADHD for ya. That's the same thing I've got. I just have an obsession with keeping time.

boomer coworker: well...

—

I honestly don't understand why my ADHD is different. At times witnessing his chaotic nature has made me doubt I even have it. Then I try to do my freelance work and I'm like 'no, no, I got it but bad.' I literally just have this weird obsession with tracking and timing each task and arranging schedules perfectly so that things run like a finely tuned engine. I have a compulsion to find the most efficient way to do everything. Meanwhile he shows up an hour late, gets distracted by a side quest for two hours, and then acts surprised when he's running three hours behind all day. I can tell when I'm gonna be 15 minutes late closing by 9am most days. I've accepted that that's just my brand of brain-broken. He supposedly has meds though and I wish they'd work.

[justarandomgirly]

Red white and royal blue (2023)

[vitamindog]

i will make an intro l8er maybe ;P i caved n downloaded tumblr

tw for posts + cw 4 sexual violent weird narcotic deviant and creepy posts

mdni

bisexual

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[luciferscrack]

に・お・わ・せ('ω')w　て、ご本尊がきにしてなさそーだから　かえってダのそくっぽいけども。。❔

[mmmm-burnt-eggs]

Answer spam phonecall

Me "Boobs incorporated"

I proceed to hang up without explaining

[freezecrowd]

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[arishmarycanada]

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