#photos by Dick Matthews

[astrolynnworld]

under the table

pairing: bf! matt sturniolo x reader

summary: matt takes you on a weekly date night event that he always has planned. although tonight, matt starts to get turned on by your presence.

warnings: smut, exhibition, language, maybe a bit of a foot fetish? minors pls dni!

a/n: let me know if you guys like the story !!

word count: 923

“thank you” i said to matt as he opened my car door for me.

we were outside the nicest restaurant in our home town. i’ve been talking about this spot for months because there’s so many good reviews and they only taking reservations on top of always being reserved.

but, somehow matthew managed to get a last minute reservation due to a couple who canceled a few hours ago. now we’re standing inside the restaurant as the hostess prepares our table.

i look over at matt who stands beside me looking all handsome in his suit & tie. considering the elements of the restaurant that we were at, we definitely had to dress up. i always loved when matt dressed up, it only ever made him look 100x better.

as the hostess guides us to our table, matt grabs my hand as he leads the way. i love when matthew would do little dominate things like this in public, would make me feel so secure and safe. i never had to worry about feeling anxious when matt was around because he would always make me feel safe and calm.

we sit down on opposite sides of our booth and the waiter comes over to take our drinks.

“i’ll have a root beer and she’ll have a shirley temple” matt speaks for me.

i smile at the thought that he doesn’t even have to ask what i want, he just knows me. i know we’ve been dating for several months now but it always just feels good to have little reminders that someone cares enough to know the small repetitive things that you like or do.

“you look so good tonight” i tell matthew, breaking the silence that i created by staring.

“is that why you’re looking so hard” he replies back while laughing

i laugh back, “can you stop! you know i get nervous”

“you’re so cute, pretty girl. you don’t need to be nervous around me” he continues while chuckling still.

the waiter comes back with our drinks and asks if we’re ready to order. thankfully we had already previously looked at the menus online and knew what we wanted because we did not touch the menus that were given to us in person.

we told the waiter our orders and he had gone back in the kitchen to give it back to the chef.

“can you take some pictures of me for instagram?” i ask matt while mixing my drink so it looks well blended for the photos.

“of course, love” he replies as he picks up his phone to take my photos

i do a series of poses, just trying my best to look as hot as possible. matt behind the camera just hyping me up with occasional, “you’re actually so gorgeous” or “you’re so mesmerizing, i can’t believe you’re mine” causing me to smile even harder in the photos

until he said one thing that for sure caught me off guard.

“you turn me on so much.” he said casually

“matthew?” i say confused as if i heard him wrong.

he didn’t reply, he just stopped taking photos as i obviously was not posing anymore.

“are you serious?” i ask in a lighthearted manner

“do you wanna feel?” he responds back.

“matthew!! we’re in public” i say with a smile on my face

“i can’t help it. it’s something about ur eyes, the way you look just genuinely gets my dick hard.” he says as a whisper so nobody else in the restaurant heard

“you’re so unserious” i reply back.

he leans in closer to the table, “do you think you could touch me throw my pants?”

“matty it’s too public in here, it’s either gonna look suspicious or someone will see”

“what if..” he stops

“if what?” i ask

“could you maybe use your feet? nobody would see if you use your foot to rub on me. please! i just need you to touch me. all this talking is only making me harder” he says

“matt-“

“please y/n, just for a bit” he pleads

“alright..” i take off my heels in order to “get comfortable” and i rest my feet on his lap in order to get access to his bulge without immediately looking suspicious.

i start sliding my foot up and down rubbing on his bulge to give him as much stimulation as i could. i had never done something like this before so it felt a little weird but i could see on his face that he was enjoying it.

“matty, don’t make it too obvious.” i told him in hopes that he would control his facial expression from looking like a fucked out puppy.

“fuck- i think i could cum from this” he whispers in an almost audible whine.

he puts his head down on the table in order to mask the sensation.

i try to go faster to finish him off until i notice the waiter coming back with our food.

i quickly stop, to which matt raises his head wanting to ask why i had stopped until he also sees the waiter

“for you ma’am.” the waiter says as he places the plate down in front of me

“thank you” i reply.

“and the chicken alfredo for you sir.” he says handing matt his plate

“thank you.” matt says with a raspy voice that he clears as soon as the phrase leaves his mouth.

“enjoy.” the waiter says before walking away

“yeah, we’re definitely gonna need to finish what we started” matt says

i smirk at his comment.

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should i do a part 2? & let me know if you guys enjoyed !!

[aswaki]

wish it was u [smt x reader]

seok matthew x reader | 1.1k word count | explicit (minors dni)

“matthew's fuck buddy misses him to the point they surprise him with a special photo at work”

contains: afab bodied!reader, voyeurism(ish?-via phone), slight tit/nipple play, oral (reader receiving), fuck buddy/friends with benefits theme, mention of size kink, brief appearance of hanbin

wish it was u [media attached]

matthew immediately lowered the brightness on his phone when he saw what it was. he hid his phone underneath the table so he could make sure it was for his eyes only. he tried to make his face as neutral as possible. he looked down at his phone once again and there it was... displayed on the screen was a mirror selfie of you laying on your bed. naked. your top was off, revealing your supple tits that matthew loved so much. his mouth almost watered at the sight of them.

he had always enjoyed holding both your tits in his hands and giving them a massage before guiding it to his mouth. you loved having them sucked off and matthew would never deny you that pleasure. the unexpected nude was almost perfect. the only problem was the obstruction that laid on top of you. someone else was staking claim to your perfect breasts. they had one of your nipples captured between their lips. their hands firmly placed on your hips, keeping you steady to stop you from squirming. (matthew knew because he's done that plenty of times before. you were always so responsive.) matthew’s fist clenched.

you and matthew had a very… interesting relationship, so to speak. both of you had been close for years. you knew each other inside and out, literally and figuratively. it started with a game one night after having too much to drink (“matthew, truth or dare?” ‘dare’ “okay, i dare you to… stroke your dick for me,”) to swapping kinks (‘i’ve always had a size kink, you know.’ “really? is that why you like to carry me around? to show off your strength and how big you are compared to me?”) to confessions of being attracted to each other (‘you’re really hot. i've always wanted to know what it’s like have my cock inside your pussy.’ “don't tell anyone but i really want you to choke me with your biceps.”) and then to actually having sex each other (“matty, fuck me harder! feels s-so good!”). even after all of that, the both of you were only friends. friends who liked to use each other’s bodies for fun. it was a casual set up.

no strings attached, no harm, no foul. you agreed to not be exclusive but somehow, you always gravitated to one another. there were times where even the friendly hang outs you planned had ended up with you screaming for his name. 

since he’s been busy lately, he guiltily hasn’t made time for you. no matter how desperate he was to feel your soft skin underneath him and to have his cock ram inside your warm walls for stress relief. he squeezed his eyes shut to get the image of you naked away from his mind. he could already feel himself getting aroused at the thought of you. he opened his eyes but there you were, still naked on his phone with another person.

he’d get mad but the message attached to the photo inflated his ego. he knew no one could replace him in pleasuring you. were you so desperate to have your body be played with? were your tits so lonely you had to look for another warm mouth? were you so horny you had to find someone willing to fill up your cunt?

“wish it was you” he smirked at that. oh, so did he. he was holed up in his work. he was currently at a meeting discussing some important thing matthew couldn’t care less about at the moment. before he could figure out what to do, another notification came through his phone.

ur still better. miss u matty. [media attached]

and you’re a fiend for teasing him… this time matthew couldn’t keep his expression neutral. his mouth hung slightly open as he clicked on the attached media. it was still you angling your phone to the mirror. however, the difference was that it's a video. matthew's finger went to lower the volume. he didn't want anybody from the meeting hearing you. your voice was meant for him, and him alone. the thought of someone else hearing you suddenly made his emotions run amok. when some sweet moans escaped from you as the person you’re with removed their mouth from your tits and went down on you, matthew felt his eye twitch knowing someone else made you moan like that. your current partner's mouth went to the waistband of your panties. they grinned at you before they used their teeth to drag the lace garment down. your legs spread wider to expose your slick pussy further. it was already so wet. their hands slid away from your hips and went on to travel lower, caressing your smooth skin that matthew was so familiar with. as it reached your inner thighs, they gave it a squeeze eliciting a small whine from you.

matthew knew what was going to happen next but he couldn’t stop himself from watching. all he could do right now was grip the phone tighter and tug on his jeans. he was starting to feel hot and restricted. in the video, the person leaned down to pepper your thighs with kisses before putting their lips on your damp folds. after gently kissing your pussy, they used their tongue to stroke your folds, up and down in a rhythmic pattern, then started to eat you out.

now, matthew has never been the possessive type but seeing you lose your resolve from a person that wasn’t him stirred something inside of him. despite all that, he could feel himself getting a hard on. back on the screen, an index finger rolled on your clit. your eyes flew shut as you moaned out, “matty…” your hold on the phone wavered as they started to play with your clit with fervor, making you more sensitive than usual. the video abruptly ends, much to matthew’s equal dismay and relief.

adrenaline ran through his body, he knew he could treat you better than that, even you knew that. it’s why you were doing all this. matthew moved from his spot on the conference table. he decided to go to you, to remind you who made you feel the best. you needed a reminder to who you belonged to. he let out a hurried, “excuse me,” before getting up and walking away. if anyone at the meeting looked intently at him, they would have seen a tent forming at his pants.

“hey, matthew! we're not done yet!” he heard hanbin call out to him but he ignored it. he'd deal with that later. right now, all he wanted right now was to fuck you mercilessly and erase the traces of someone else from your skin.

wait for me, baby. omw.

a/n: did y'all like it? i haven't really written any thing for a while so this is a quick fic i made. i wanted to dip my toes into writing fics again so i created this new blog. (i'd really appreciate it if you left feedback and maybe reblog/like this)! i hope i'm not that rusty at it. i'm going to be honest— the writing was super quick to make but finding photos to add on top took me a long time to do! lmao! if you read this far, thank you.

divider credit: saradika-graphics

[hoesformatt]

There is something about this photo of matt that just makes me go feral, maybe jts the hands,maybe its the scruff, maybe it’s the hair, maybe even the pedostache or I just don’t fucking know broooo

UGHHHHH LIKE LET ME SUCK YOUR DICK PLEASE, I’LL DO ANYTHING, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE , I’M ASKING NICELY I BEG, MATTHEW STURNIOLO PLEASE🙏🏾

[chrissturniolosbitch]

NEEDY

a/n- this is very bad, and random (i also made this at 12am on a school night!)

warnings- oral, creampie, use of y/n, caught, and language

summary- y/n gets caught staring at matts hands, so he does something about it.

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"bro y/n are you listening?"

chris says suddenly snapping me out of my trance, i was to busy studying matts hand to be listening, "um yea." i lied. Ive been looking at matts hands for the past 35 minutes

wondering what great things they would do to me.

"then re say one fucking word i said!" chris snapped at me leaving me speechless, "thats what i thought" chris said in a know it all way leaning back onto the couch getting comfortable.

ding

i got a snapchat notification from, 'matt?' i thought to myself.

i opened my phone looking up at matt not understanding why he couldnt just tell me whatever he was snapping me about.

'oh shit its a photo' i thought to myself furrowing my eyebrows almost automatically clicking the image

'holy shit' i was not expecting to see a picture of his dick.

"wdf is this matthew?"

"you think i dont see you staring at me? not just me but my hands?"

"idek what youre talking about matt."

"go to my room. naked. now."

read 1:43 am

as soon as i read the last sentence he sent me i got up and started walking to his room, "where are you going y/n?" matt asked knowing exactly where the fuck i was headed.

"um." i cleared my throat, "im h-headed to your room. I dont feel to good." I already could feel my cunt dripping in arousle, "im gonna head to bed too then" matt said standing up smirking at me, "oh okay." i said turning back around practically sprinting to his room, him following behind me.

as soon as we entered his room he grabbed me by the waist, "fuck matt" i said pulling my shirt off.

"damn ma you roaming free 'round here?" he said hooking his mouth to my left boob, since i didnt have a bra on.

matt moved us over from his door frame to his bed, throwing me down moving his mouth from my left boob to my right.

"shit baby, can i taste you." he said this statement more as a demand rather than a question, "anything you want matt" i said tugging at his waistband. All he did was nod, and with a tic of approval i pulled his pants and boxers down in one swift motion

his rock hard dick slapping his stomach, that shit was bout 8-9 inches.

"fuck matt." i said as he pulled down my shorts and laced panties down painfully slow, "i want you to taste me already" i said removing my legs from the last peice of clothing covering me

"say no more" he said giggling, going down on me im one swift motion.

as soon as his tongue hit my clit, immediate pleasure spred throughout my body. Waves of enjoyment sprung through my body

"shit im already so close matt please" i said gripping his hair bucking my hips into his mouth, "cum in my mouth baby" as soon as those 5 words left his mouth the knot in my stomach became undone

slowly matt stopped and kissed me, "isnt it your turn matt?" i said cupping the side of his face staring into his peircing blue eyes, "shit. If im being honest... i came already. twice."

"matt what the fu-" i was about to finish my sentence before i heard a ding from my phone

it was chris

"you both are nasty as fuck." chris stated arguably correct.

i rolled my eyes, and showed matt. We both looked at each other and started bursting out laughing

"i know!" is all i replied with before shutting my phone off and kissing matt

"thank you matt." i said looking at him, "any time." he said kissing me one last time.

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i hate this. I HATE THIS. i hate my life 💕

[theywantedplayer]

May I request an auston matthews x reader in pre established relationship.

I want it to be angst with a happy ending. I want it go kinda like the reader is concerned that he might leave her for all the other girls that are flooding his DMs, but he comforts her and ensures her that he only wants her.

Pls and ty!

TW-just taking about blowjobs

You knew Auston got many messages from girls on instagram, you overheard Mitch making jokes to Auston the night before about it only making you wonder how many girls have DM’d your boyfriend. When Auston was in the shower you glanced at his phone over and over wanting to pick it up.You knew Auston password because he trusted you. The next thing you knew Austons phone was in your hand and you were typing in the password.Your anniversary. 

You quickly opened instagram not wanting Auston to see you. You went to his DM’s and saw over 2000 requested messages you scanned through them looking at what they said. Some were just people Admiring him as a hockey player, but then there were others, the ones that Mitch was joking about. 

“Your so hot papi I don't know why you're even this that girl, id bet Id suck your dick wayyy better if you just gave me a chance”

You frowned at the message, he knew you hate a good looking boyfriend but it never failed to make you feel a little Insecure when others Flirted him. Curiosity still got the best of you as you started to search through more messages. Until one made tears come to your eyes, a girl sent Auston a nude!. your eye bulged out of your head from the photo. It was a skinny tan blonde girl laying Completely naked on her bed with the caption “you can do better than her come to me papi”

You couldn't help comparing yourself to the girl, why did Auston pick you?. Was he going to leave you for here? You heard the shower turn off so you quickly put Austons phone back on his nightstand and tried to make yourself look busy. Auston walked out of the bathroom just wearing a Towel as he walked around to Find some clothes. You Couldn't help but look at him. Usually you would be checking him out but you couldn't help just look at him and think “he's too good for me”. Auston notices you looking at him shooting you a wink before he turns away. 

Usually you would be making flirtatious comments at Auston but you went quiet, your mind  running amok and Auston started to notice. He quickly threw on a pair of sweatpants and turned His attention to you.

“You ok?” he asked, making his way to your side of bed, now standing in front of you. All you did was nodded as you looked up at him trying to give him a Convincing smile but Auston saw right through.

“You gonna stop lying?” He asked softly laughing 

Tears started to form in your eyes again and Auston noticed kneeling down in front of you.

“What are these tears for baby? '' He asked, he placed both his hands on your cheeks trying to wipe the tears off in time but  they kept being replaced by others.

“I-i” you tried to say but you kept getting cut off by your own sobs.

“It's ok,take your time” he comforted. He wrapped his arms around you picking you up, only to sit down right where you were just sitting, only now you sitting in his lap. You wrapped your arms around his shoulders, only you buried your face into his neck.Auston slowly rubbed your back leaving kisses on the side of your head. When you started to calm down you pulled your head out of Austons neck now looking him in the eyes. You felt like a burden and the look on Austons face made you feel even more worse, he looked so concerned. He probably thought you were being Dramatic and over emotional just making you feel like shit.

“Pretty whats going on”He questioned as he used both of his thumbs to rub your runny mascara off your cheeks.

“You're so” you said, gesturing at him “your so…..you!”

“What” Auston chuckled confused 

“You're so you and I'm just…. I'm just me” you admitted 

“I still don't understand” he told 

“I don't understand why you're with me!” You told,your voice getting louder the more you spoke “I mean Seriously Auston all the girls that DM you all the time I mean for fuck sake some are even sending you nudes! I don't get it! I just don't get i-”

Auston placed his hand over your mouth, cutting you off.

“You went on my phone?” he asked 

Your heart stopped at his words if he wasn't going to leave you before he was going to now. You pulled Auston’s hand away from your mouth before you spoke again.

“I'm sorry, I'm sorry I heard Mitch last night talking about all the Girls in your DM’s and I got Curious and I looked and I regret looking because look at me!” you shouted 

Auston could tell you were about to start crying again so he rubbed the side of your arms to calm you down 

“Please don't leave me” You pleaded 

Auston was Baffled, he wasn't going to leave you why would he leave you,you're it for him.

“first off” “I'm not going to leave you” He looked you in the eyes “ever, I'm not mad you went on my phone I gave you the passcode because I trust you and I don't want you to compare yourself to those girls ok? I love you” 

You took a shaky breath before you spoke 

“I just- She sent you nudes!” you Explained 

“Who?” he asked 

“Stupid Ashley_ Davis12” you grumbled 

Auston laughed at what you said 

“Stop!” you laughed lightly slapping his chest “I'm being Serious “

“I know baby,I know you are” He comforted 

“One of them even said they could suck your dick better!” you said

Know Auston was full on laughing at what you said and you couldn't help but laugh as well. Now that you said it out loud for the first time it did sound a little silly.

“OK now that's not true and you know it” He teased, making your face heat up “Don't listen to them ok? What their saying is a load of bullshit”

“I know I just can't help but feel Insecure when I look at them” You Admitted

“I know it hard but I need you to know I love you everything about you ok,Especially the way you suck my di-” 

“Ok ok I get it” You laughed, cutting him off. Auston just laughed as he laid down on the bed pulling you on top of him.

You hovered over him smiling 

“I love you” Auston Adored as he pulled you into a soft kiss 

[ronsenthal]

Part three of Jess Reads Fierce Valor it's here baby and it's getting pretty interesting and intense as they are getting to Belgium

Notes: Once again I highly recommend that (if you can of course) read the book and take your own conclusions, this is my view from my experience reading it

SO HE SECRETLY LOVED HIS NICKNAME SPARKY ✨✨

at this point they are at Holland and he is part of staff battalion? more precisely a S-2 intelligence officer (again robbed in the shows)

ah yes we were robbed again!!! do y'all know the Eindhoven scene were the girls kiss Dick? Well it happened TO SPEIRS and guess what? he was so shy he turned beet red and was frozen

ok time for some praise for the autors because huge kudos on how they tell the story, they mix historical details with some quotes from actual people who were involved not only with Speirs' story but also in general, giving us the readers a good outlook of what was happening during that time

he was so meant to be Easy's CO as he was shot in his ass (and hip) during a night patrol, again the showrunners robbed us!!!!!

Idk if I'm biased because I really love the portrail of Colonel Sink by Dale Dye but I really love his presence and how cared for the men, Speirs said he saw him as a father figure (okaaay) and Winters was all heart eyes too

btw I forgot to mention but Dale Dye foreword is simply amazing as he recalls he studied the guy to help out Matthew in his portraying on the show, so he recalls when he got to meet Speirs and his*check notes* FOURTH wife, or was it the fifth?

anyway back to business, he is recovering because he was pretty badly wounded and was sent back to Paris for the biggest war hospital in Garches. When he is back the morale is so low due to the events of Market Garden, he got transferred from the Staff Battalion do Dog Company again

now at Belgium they are heading to Bastogne and it starts to get really intense, idk if it because I know how hard it was but the atmosphere is so dense, there was no plan, they had no supplies, it feels like a trap, every corner has as surprise and to me it's pretty clear they [the Airborne] were sent there because there was no one else, pretty dark really

on a lighter note, on the foxholes line he made one of his friends take a photo of Don Malarkey because he couldn't stop laugh because Malarkey was using burlap bags as insulation to warm his feet??? weird guy

ROBBED!!! because there was an encounter with a dog!!! a german shepherd and Speirs was so afraid the dog would bark at him, which is pretty funny because he loved dogs and was at Dog Co.

other than that not much happens besides what we already know about how hostile Bastogne was, both mentally and physically everyone was on the edge

oh yes we have more Dick Winters downplaying some more gossip about Speirs while saying how Sparky was the "Cruelest man I ever met" you can sense how he KNEW what Speirs has done but its like "Hey watch your tongue he is MY war criminal friend"

okay so they are at Foy and the infamous incident with Dike happens and he was finally Easy's CO

btw it says he was a former running athlete, which makes sense if you think about it

anyway, his path with easy crossed before but specially with Dike there is this really funny anecdote of when Easy and Dog were at Bastogne and Dike moved Easy and was like "You are on my area" to which Speirs was like "No you dumbass YOU are in my area look at this map" *pterodactyl noises* Dike even tried to argue but he was wrong, Speirs gave him on of *his* looks and stayed in his rightful position while Easy had to move somewhere else. This is what Lipton tells us anyway

the amount of respect both Winters and Lipton had for the guy is insane!!!!! He gained so much respect after running Foy and even more respect by the way he was leading by example and how he cared for the men

Okay that's it for today with Jess Reads Fierce Valor!! stay tuned for more

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[monstergirlstink]

Breaking News

head tumblr fuckmonkey "Photo" Matthew "powerfucked" in "comical" hammered car explosion. Eyewitness reports state that Mattrick approached a car on the street to confirm its gender, not realizing that it had been completely covered in hammers of various sizes that all flew off and hit him when the car exploded. Gruesome reports tell of "Three individual hammers all hitting him directly in his dick and balls" and "one hammer bonking him on the head so hard a big lump came up and birds circled around it".

Matt's touching last words to paramedics as they attempted to remove several hammers from his grundle and ass: "I didn't call the car an 'it'. I called it 'they' to remain neutral."

tumblr users across the globe post messages of regret at condemning his earlier claims of transgender hammer cars as "farcical" and "fucking stupid, you asshole." Congress is currently working on a bill to ban transwomen from posting photos of themselves online in an attempt to curb this behavior.

[haveyouseenthis-childhoodshow]

Have you seen this childhood show: Horrible Histories (2009-Present), United Kingdom (England)

Commentary/Context/Memories: The original cast was so much better. They literally shaped my childhood. Also Matthew Baynton as the Highway Man was my first gender envy moment lmao

[Mod A: Have also seen this show (only seen original cast though), and while I also agree that Dick Turpin (the Highway Man song) is a bop, I was deeply obsessed with Boudicca, World War Two Girls, and Ra-Ra Cleopatra because I had a huge crush on Martha Howe-Douglas (and also Katy Wix) before I knew I was a lesbian haha]

Photo reference: Matthew Baynton as Dick Turpin in Horrible Histories

Photo reference: Martha Howe-Douglas, Alice Lowe, and Katy Wix in World War Two Girls from Horrible Histories

*moved this poll up a day early bc of the reference to it from the Art Attack poll!

[banannabethchase]

Can I get 9E with JungleCorpse?

(Or a Mox pairing of your choice if JungleCorpse is too much to ask…)

Take a Picture (It'll Last Longer) - also on AO3

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Mox opens his phone to see a photo from Matt Jackson that definitely wasn't meant for him.

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Dialogue 9: “Five star match? More like five star ass.”, Scenario E: Texted something sensitive to the wrong number

I straight up have no idea how to write Jungle Boy so here have some MoxMatt nonsense.

And. Um. I went a little overboard. Oops. I hope you like it!

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Mox studies the photo. It's gotta be a mistake, is the thing. Matt Jackson, especially now, has only ever sent him work related information.

So the image of Matt posing in the mirror, stark naked, with his ass front and center, is a surprise. He’s looking over his shoulder almost coyly, like he knows what the photo would do to the receiver. And then Mox is suddenly desperate to know who the photo was meant for.

He opens his other messages to text Bryan to come over, or maybe Yuta, but he flips back to Matt’s message. As much as he hates the guy, it feels like he's leaking nudes to show this to anybody else. Also, as an EVP, he's pretty sure Matt could have him blacklisted, and Mox would possibly deserve it.

five star matches? more like five star ass, he decides to text. He hesitates briefly before hitting send. And then he does it.

He grins as the call comes through seconds later. "Hey, Bucky boy," he chuckles, getting comfortable in his chair. "What could this call be about?"

"Don't call me Bucky boy," Matt snaps. "And I implore you to delete that picture off your phone. It went to the wrong person. Obviously."

"Implore?" Mox asks. "What a word. Gonna have talk less fancy to me, baby."

"Don't call me baby!"

"You sent me an ass pick, Matthew." It's all Mox can do not to laugh. "I can't call you Bucky boy, I can't call you baby. What can I call you?"

"You can call me Matt," he says. He sounds like a prissy bitch, even just on the phone. "And, seriously, please delete it."

"Can I look a little more first?" Mox asks. He puts the phone on speaker and pulls the phone up. "Who was it meant to go to?"

"None of your business," Matt grumbles.

"You look great," Mox says, because he's only a man and a hot man is a hot man. Even if he is annoying as hell. "Could bounce a quarter off that thing."

"Yeah?" Matt's tone is different now, almost preening.

Mox leans into a hunch. "Your back looks great, too. Definition's crazy."

Matt makes a strange, self satisfied little noise. "Well, I was doing a lot of leg days and lots of glutes when my arm was injured, so I had to catch up over a few weeks in the top half." He pauses for a second. "My biceps are massive right now."

"Maybe next time you accidentally sext your boyfriend you could send that bicep shot to me, too." Mox is having fun, sure, but he's not pleased by the fact that it's not just fun. His dick is far more interested than he expected at the idea of Matt, standing in front of some hotel mirror, posing for a camera.

What he might look like posing for Mox.

"He is not my boyfriend," Matt says sharply. "Sometimes it takes some creative photography to get laid, okay?"

Mox lets that sink in. "Not your boyfriend, huh?"

"Getting fucked by Brody King? Doable. Dating him? Couldn't handle his spooky friends."

Mox almost misses the second part because he half slides off his chair. "You're fucking Brody King?"

"Yeah," Matt says. "We hook up every once in a while, but ever since he's moved over to Collision I haven't met up with him." He sighs, mournfully, and Mox thinks he knows exactly what Matt is suggesting. "Per the photo, I'm getting a little -" He cuts himself off.

"Say it," Mox goads. "Come on. You were gonna say desperate."

"Was not!"

"Were too." Mox laughs. "It's okay, baby.” He shouldn’t say it. He should be professional about this. “I'm in room 245 if you want to take care of that desperation."

Matt's quiet for a second, and Mox crosses his fingers that he didn't just commit a big enough HR violation that he's officially fired. "This is a terrible idea."

"Never claimed to be the king of good ones."

"I'll be there in five."

Mox tidies the place up, not enough to look like he cares, but enough to not be gross, and spends a full thirty seconds trying to figure out where to sit before remembering he has to get up to get the door anyway.

There's a knock on the door, and he nearly jumps. He shakes it off and walks to the door, opening it as nonchalantly as possible. "Hey."

"This is a stupid idea," Matt says, stepping into Mox's hotel room. "Possibly the worst ever." He glances behind him as Mox shuts the door, then pulls his shirt off over his head.

Mox opens his mouth to say something, but his mouth freezes in a gape. "Holy fuck," he mutters.

"What?" Matt asks. The fucker flexes.

"Did you get a pump in before you came here? Jesus Christ." Mox reaches out and touches before he can stop himself. Even the injured arm is huge, biceps the size of his head. "Lift much?"

Matt's grin goes self-satisfied and cocky. "Didn't need a pump. This is just how I look."

Mox licks his lips. "Doubt your ass looks as good in person."

Matt locks eyes with Mox as he shimmies out of his sweatpants. Mox's eyes flicker down at Matt's cock, already red and hard, then flicks back up. Matt turns around slowly, and there's that outrageously perfect ass in front of him. He's like a man possessed as he steps up to Matt and grabs a handful. "Christ," he murmurs. "Even better in person."

"I know," Matt sighs. His cheeks are pink. "It's why I feature it in all my thirst traps."

"Your Instagram looks nothing like this," Mox says. He slides his hands along Matt's arms, his sides, his toned stomach. He reaches up to tweak one of Matt's nipples, and Matt sighs.

"I don't post the good stuff to Instagram," Matt chuckles. He drops his head back on Mox's shoulder.

"No, you sure fuckin' don't," Mox mutters. "Go get on the bed.”

“You could say please,” Matt says, and he grinds that perfect ass into Mox’s cock. He thinks he can feel how soft it is, even through his basketball shorts.

Mox groans. “Jesus, fuckin’ – don’t be a bitch about it.”

“I’m a bitch about everything,” Matt says, circling his hips slowly. “Why would I be any different here?”

Mox slides his hand down and wraps it around Matt’s cock, gathering precome to aid in the glide, and watches as Matt lazily thrusts up into his hand.

“Fuckin’ gorgeous,” Mox murmurs into Matt’s ear. He catches his earlobe in his teeth. Matt whines.

“Never been given a hand job before even kissing a guy,” Matt quips.

Mox turns him around and leans in, kissing Matt hard. Matt gives as good as he gets, sliding his arms around Mox’s neck and pulling him in closely. Mox slides his hands down Matt’s perfect back to grab Matt’s ass in both hands. The kiss is better than it should be – hot and wet and filthy, Matt’s tongue talented in ways Mox couldn’t have imagined, and Mox needs him naked and on him right now.

He walks them backwards and shoves Matt onto the bed. He bounces and crawls up. The fucker poses.

“Don’t get cute about it now, you little shit,” Mox growls.

“You like me cute,” Matt says, fluttering his eyelashes. “Oh, actually.” He rolls over, popping his ass up. “I think you like me like this.”

“I would love it if you shut up.”

“I think you would love it if I didn’t.”

With an exasperated groan, Mox chucks off his clothes and gets up behind Matt, grabbing his ass again. He can’t keep his hands off of it.

“Check my shorts,” Matt singsongs. “EVPs. Always prepared.”

“Again,” Mox says, finding what he needs in Matt’s pocket. “Shut up.”

“Nah,” Matt says, throwing a shit eating grin over his shoulder. “You like it when I talk.”

Mox works Matt open quickly, the two of them shit talking back and forth at each other the whole time, and he hates how fun this is, how good it is. Matt is funny. He’s funny and cute and sexy and Mox hates it.

He twists his fingers, drawing a delightful half laugh, half moan, from Matt that goes straight to his dick. “Yeah,” Mox says as he watches his fingers pump in and out. “Fuck, you sound as pretty as you look.”

Matt laughs, fucking himself back on Mox’s fingers. “Thought you said you wanted me to shut up?”

“Fuckin – I’m gonna fuck you now.”

“Took you long enough.”

Mox can’t fight an eye roll as he slides on the condom and pulls Matt’s hips back to meet his cock.

“Come on, man,” Matt says, wiggling. “Give it to me.” He looks over his shoulder and sends such an annoying grin over his shoulder.

Mox doesn’t want to go too fast, to spook Matt, for reasons he’s not willing to examine, and slowly pushes in, the heat turning his vision blurry. “Fuck,” he sighs. “You feel so fuckin’ good.”

“I know,” Matt says, pushing back on Mox’s cock as he balances on his elbows. “You, too. You can go as hard as you want, by the way. I gotta be back in the hotel room in,” he checks his watch, “about fifteen minutes when Nick gets back from the gym, so faster is better.”

“Sorry,” Mox says, fucking into Matt a little harder, “you have a time limit on this?”

“Always do,” Matt says, meeting every one of Mox’s thrusts. “Part of the fun is sneaking around. And, if Nick finds out, he’ll be so annoying.”

Mox laughs, having more fun than he should be. “He takes after his big brother.”

“Alright,” Matt says, interrupting himself with a gasp, “oh, yes, there, but let’s stop talking about Nick, okay?”

“Noted,” Mox says.

The chatter is…strange at worst and entertaining at best, Mox thinks, and he and Matt find a rhythm more quickly than they should. Matt incredibly demanding, insisting on faster, harder, slower, a different angle, and Mox firing back with equal attitude. He’s not used to being the less bratty one in the room, is the thing, and he finds he enjoys it.

“Grab my dick,” Matt demands. “I wanna come.”

“You could say please.”

“Alright,” Matt says. “Please pound me into oblivion while jerking me off.”

Mox feels like he really should have a retort for that, because what the fuck, but instead he just sighs and spits in his hand before wrapping it around Matt’s cock. Matt makes the prettiest little sound at the touch, and Mox watches in fascination as Matt presses his face to the mattress, whimpering.

“Almost,” Matt gasps. “Come on, harder, get me there.”

The two of them are quiet for the first time since Matt showed up, and then, without warning, Matt cries out so loud Mox is startled. Matt comes all over Mox’s hand and his sheets. He clenches down on Mox’s cock so hard Mox sees stars, and he can’t help but fuck into Matt at lightning speed.

“Fuck, Matt,” Mox grunts, and then he comes so hard his knees almost give out.

They’re quiet again for a few seconds as Mox comes down from it, and then Matt turns his head to look up at Mox.

“Oops,” he says, not looking apologetic at all, “got your sheets all messy. Hope you have extras in the closet.” He rolls over onto his back, frowning down at the wet spot.

“Shut the fuck up,” Mox laughs. He pulls out slowly and takes care of the condom. “You need a towel.”

“Yes, please.”

“Oh, now you’re polite.” Mox grabs the towel and tosses it to Matt, who catches it deftly.

Matt mops himself up almost daintily. “Thanks. You good?”

“So good,” Mox chuckles. He jumps into the bed next to Matt, barely missing the wet spot. He can’t stop smiling. He can’t stop wanting to do this again.

“Wanna know a secret?” Matt asks, hands behind his head, far more comfortable than Mox thinks he should be in another man’s bed.

“Sure,” Mox says, turning to look at him. He’s expecting something about the sex, or him, or, hell, their upcoming match.

“Your dick is bigger than Brody’s.”

~

Mini Playlist (inspired by bimbocore music don't judge me)

Selfie - The Chainsmokers Hi, I'm a Slut - Lil Mariko I'm So Hot - Chrissy Chlapecka Minute - Kim Petras

[melobin]

Matthew and sungchan both giving dick pic selfie meals I want to sit on both of their laps 💔

sorry for the anon spam LMAO I am having THOTS tonight ~ 🍄

you’re good !! bro the photos these men post they’re such fucking whites i know they like the attention i just know it 😔

[fannyyann]

lololololol matthew’s pants or either a) creased super weird in the crotch in that airport photo, b) a sock somehow got stuffed in there, or c) a third option.

As ash would say, MEAT

But seriously, the most fascinating thing about dicks to me is the way they just do whatever the fuck they want in different clothes so you rarely know for sure what’s going on down there lmao

[wakeupthemembersofbylernation]

yall are acting like mbb isnt an 18 year old girl who has constantly been in positions where she is heavily influenced by the people around her. from a boyfriend who made sexual comments about her sucking dick when she was underage, to the whole ass lgbtqia+ community using her photos to make homophobic memes, she's been through it, and ofc her takes are a little fucked. i mean, even matthew modine is saying nice things about brenner— mbb is parroting that shit too.

she shouldn't have been asked about byler anyways— she's not the writers nor actors for byler. she can only say what she thinks, and she was probably scrambling to find some sort of answer that wouldn't get her into too much trouble. if she doubles-down on something, people take her word as law. remember how last month she joked with noah schnapp in an interview about killing off all the characters— and then media outlets took that little joke and made whole articles about how "millie bobby brown wants the duffer brothers to kill all the characters!" if she's too vague, people get pissed at her for "not being supportive". she was damned if she did anything, damned if she didn't.

No one said Mille hasn’t been through a lot, but I fail to see the correlation? People made stupid homophobic memes about her, so she has a right to say something vaguely homophobic??? Her boyfriend was abusive, so she has no responsibility over her words??? Media outlets took her obvious joke about ST going game of thrones and killing off the characters seriously, so she has a right to call Will “confused and unlabeled”???

I’m not hating on Millie. No one here is really. I think she is clearly a well-meaning person, a talented actress, and someone with a strong sense of humor. And it’s also clear that she wasn’t trying to hate on Will as a character. It’s clear she genuinely thought she was saying something helpful and thoughtful. But that doesn’t mean we shouldn’t call her out on it? You’re like “oh she’s just 18?” Fam, she isn’t a little kid who doesn’t understand what she’s saying. She’s a thoughtful, intelligent young woman who can legally vote! And even if she were younger, it wouldn’t make her comments okay. And she’s not just a random eighteen year-old saying things; she’s one of the starring cast members, and her words can have ramifications. This is such a weird take.

I agree she probably shouldn’t have been asked about Byler. But the problematic comments she made weren’t about Byler; they were about Will’s sexuality, after it’s already been confirmed by the Duffers, implicitly by the show, and explicitly by her literal best friend, Noah. And that’s the issue.

[obigem]

"Hung up by what?"

"Hung up by Matthew Landgraab."

"Matthew?"

"Yeah. He's moved back to Oasis Springs for high achool, and I kind of promised his mom I'd show him around. It's a long, annoying story."

"Maybe, but I want that tea. Later of course, now let's talk campaign!"

"Since you're late, we're only going to have about 5 minutes before the bell rings to start putting up your posters."

"How'd those turn out? I've been nervous the photos we took wouldn't translate well."

"Sweetie, you look cute in them," Izzy reassured her, "But—"

"But?"

"We had to modify some of the poster slogans you sent us."

"Oh? What was wrong with them?"

"Cordie, honey, C for P?"

"Yeah, it's shorthand for Cordie for President."

"It's also shorthand for," Izzy made a gesture with his hand and mouth."

"What?! That's not what I meant!"

"Baby doll, we know, that's why we changed it to C for Prez. See? A whole poster vandilization scandal completely avoided."

"And you're sure that no one won't still, ya know?"

"I mean people will draw dicks on almost anything—"

"But—" Jordie headed Izzy off.

"We won't let that happen. I've got a full proof poster monitoring plan, plus Izzy and I are joining cheer squad which will afford us a level of social currency that no one will want to cross."

"I dunno."

"Trust me. Have I ever steered you wrong?"

"Does peroxide and my mother's makeup ring any bells?" Cordie shot Jordie a look.

"Last I checked that look worked out very well for you."

"Ignore her." Izzy edged back in, "I have never steered you wrong and together we'll build a plum to the max campaign that's sure to win."

"Besides," Jai jumped in as well, "you'll have me on your side too. I won't let anyone do anything to your posters. You can count on it."

"Well, Jai's word is worth ten times the both of yours."

"Oh, whatever," Jordie waved her hand. "Are we gonna win this or what?"

"100 percent we're gonna win this. You're looking at your next freshman class president, guaranteed!" Cordie cheered with the most confidence she'd had in a while.

But while the campaign crew got into good spirit, a certain Landgraab's spirit was growing more sour.

[reviewsbykarla]

magic mike franchise

one month ago i was admitted to the hospital with some crazy shit and i haven't been able to move around well ever since. luckily, i have some cool friends who have come to visit me at my dad's house in the middle of nowehere. but basically the only thing we can do is watch movies and my one friend doesn't like scrabble. but tis magic mike experience happened with a different friend. so anyways my friend came for two days to hang out and you know sometimes we're a little thirsty for looking at hot guys so we decided to watch magic mike and we enjoyed it so much we watched magic mic xxl the next night. i'm going to talk about the two movies as one.

first off, i didn't know channing tatum is currently dating zoe kravtiz.. um what? have you seen photos of them together? he looks like a 16 year old that hit puberty too fast and is trying to look unbothered and cool by riding a bmx bike everywhere. maybe he wants an escape plan when zoe kravitz gets approached to talk about her dad's dick after his pants ripped open on stage that one time. in magic mike though, he looks like a 20 year old who looks up to eminem and is really good at sex. i have to say, channing tatum is very charming and funny, he honestly reminds me of my himbo ex (bless his heart).

so there are six strippers and one mc: magic mike (aka white chocolate), the guy from blue collar, tarzan, the guy from csi, big dick rick, the kid, and matthew mcgounghoy.

below is my rating of hottness for each one from least hot to most hot:

7. the guy from blue collar: he is too pretty. his dancing is ok, it's not that bad but he's not good at gyrating. they describe him as the guy they have for married moms, and idk maybe that's true but he's like the kind of guy i would want to step on and not in a good way.

6. the kid: he was supposed to come across as super hot but yuck, he was not. he looked like someone stepped on his face and not in a good way. something about him made me think about this kid from the 8th grade who had a crush on me but i was best friends with his girlfriend and one day he told me he had a crush on me and i told him he was a pussy bitch.

5. tarzan: bless his heart, i liked tarzan the most personality wise, he was so cute and so big. he actually could not dance at all. i'm not sure why they cast him for this movie. there was one scene where they all did jumping jacks on stage and he didn't jump. he also couldn't gyrate. the last dance scene he didn't even dance, he just ripped his shirt off. i wonder if someone owed him a favor or just knew him and liked him and put him on this movie.

4. magic mike: i'm sorry mr. magic, but i just don't think you're that hot. you had the best moves out of all of them and you looked sooo good doing them, especially in the final dance scene in XXL but you're really beefy and you don't have enough hair... it just doesn't do it for me.

3. matthew mconoughy: he was only in the first movie and went by the name Dallas. he wasn't in the second movie cause he went to film dallas buyers club. i am honestly confused about my feelings for him. sometimes i think he's so hot and sometimes i think he is a bit wrecked. but his voice is like molasses and draws me in. i would call him if he was a phone sex operator. his dance scene at the end of the first movie made me feel things. i actually don't think i can talk about it.... to my future lover - please dress like a cowboy and dance for me PLEASE

2. big dick rick: ok um.. in one of the first scenes of the movie he is pumping his dick and it's literally in the foreground. he also has the funniest scene in the mini mart. and in his last dance sequence he pretends to marry a woman and then puts her in a sex swing and humps her to i want to fuck you like an animal by nine inch nails. i'm starting to sweat just thinking about it.......... maybe he is my number one....

guy from csi: i hestitate to put him as number 1 hottest cause in the first movie he had no hair and i wasn't that into him but in the second movie he had this curly mop that made him look SO good. but he is deffo not the best dancer but he's probably the most my type but keep in mind i am most attraced to twinks so you can't trust me but overall he is a hot latino guy with a big smile and out of a lineup of beefy white guys i'm sorry but he takes the crown.

basically these movies had horrible boring plot lines and incredible dance sequences and really hot guys. i think the best scene in the entire franchise was the stripper club in savvanah run by jada pinket smith, but i WILL knock some points down for childish gambino being in there making up love songs and looking frail - if the film makers could take anything back they should take him back. i was here for HOT GUYS and against the lineup of beefcakes he was NOT HOT (not saying he is not hot but in this environment he should have stepped away).

these movies were literally only made for people who like looking at hot guys and imaginging them doing them. you don't need to watch the movies just google the dance scenes. i'm here for it.

*** 10/10 ***

[sweaterkittensahoy]

I finished "Fierce Valor," the Ronald Speirs biography, and actual Speirs--despite the efforts of Dick Winters to get him to contribute--gave no interviews for Ambrose or for Spielberg and Hanks. He ended up very upset with how Edwyna (his first wife) was portrayed in both the book and miniseries.

Edwyna had NOT been previously married as reported in Ambrose's book. What had happened was that a previous beau she'd assumed dead had returned from the POW camp, and she'd written to Ron about her struggle with what to do. They agreed to a divorce with her and her new husband raising Robbie (his son with Edwyna). She also did not refuse to return the war prizes. As mentioned in Ambrose's book, Ron adored Robbie, though they were only reunited when Robbie was an adult.

Ron was very upset that there were the printed "facts" in the book. In fairness, Winters attempted several times to get him to review what the other men said of him or to sit down with Ambrose himself, but all Ron did was write a six-page letter with what he remembered with no further comment.

Ron admitted to Winters in a letter at one point that he loved Edwyna even decades after their divorce. Ron himself had two failed marriages after divorcing Edwyna and finally found a great fit in Elsie. Wiki has her listed as his second wife, but she was his fourth. She also was the reason Ron showed up to any reunions or the BOB premiere in France. Basically, Dick Winters tried to coax Ron to show up, and he never agreed, but then he'd write Dick saying, "Well, Elsie says she wants to go, so I'll see you there." And if that's not the cutest shit, I don't know what is.

When Spielberg and Hanks started planning for the miniseries, Ron also didn't want to participate. Dick Winters tried, again, to get him to open up, but Ron just wouldn't. According to his family, Ron simply didn't think he'd ever done anything spectacular. He was just a career Army fellow. Dick Winters ended up--I assume--selling a kidney to get Spielberg and Hanks to send Ron a script to review. Ron didn't like how he was portrayed but also--again--refused to provide any help in making it match how he saw himself.

Matthew Settle says he's disappointed he only ever got to speak to him briefly because he had family who fought in WW2 and just felt a lot of respect for the difficult decisions Ron had to make.

BTW, all of Elsie's kids and grandkids and great-grandkids considered Ron their Dad/Grandfather/Great-Grandfather. She was a widow when they married, and everyone in the family remembers him being kind and sweet and practical with a sternness that only came out when necessary but was unmovable when it showed up.

He also had poodles. Which delights me because poodles look so cute and silly but are absolutely fucked-up smart and assholes if you've ever actually dealt with them.

A little cry: At the final reunion with Easy, Ron greeted everyone who spoke with him by asking "Which war?" which was a go-to response when a solider he formally worked with called him. His hearing was going, so the guess is that he used his go-to way of talking to fellow soldiers as a way to try and hide it.

A different little cry: Lipton absolutely considered him one of the best men he ever knew. It's very, very sweet.

(I read Band of Brothers right before reading Fierce Valor, and there's a lot of borrowed passages from BOB (properly sourced), so some parts of the book felt like a photo-copy, but Speirs himself wrote very little about himself and didn't leave a huge trove of journals or correspondence, so the writers did the best they could with what they had. It reads more like the biography on an ancient philosopher--where you have to conjecture and guess to some extent--rather than the biography on a very recently deceased man immortalized in book and film, but I appreciate the effort to look more deeply at the man and put together an idea of who he was as a whole person.)

[brokehorrorfan]

Scream Factory has revealed the final specs for its Piranha 4K Ultra HD + Blu-ray, which releases on November 1. The 1978 creature feature is executive produced by Roger Corman.

Shout Factory is carrying an exclusive bundle that includes a set of five enamel pins designed by Matthew Skiff (limited to 1,000) and an 18x24 poster featuring the theatrical artwork for $94.99 (pictured below).

Joe Dante (Gremlins, The Howling) directs from a script by John Sayles (The Howling). Bradford Dillman, Heather Menzies, Kevin McCarthy, Keenan Wynn, Barbara Steele, Dick Miller, and Belinda Balaski star.

Piranha has been newly restored in 4K scan from the original camera negative. Special features are listed below.

Disc 1 - 4K UHD:

Audio commentary by executive producer Roger Corman

Audio commentary by director Joe Dante and producer Jon Davison

Disc 2 - Blu-ray:

Audio commentary by executive producer Roger Corman

Audio commentary by director Joe Dante and producer Jon Davison

Interview with director Joe Dante (new)

The Making of Piranha – Interviews with executive producer Roger Corman, director Joe Dante, and actors Dick Miller, Belinda Balaski, and more

Behind-the-scenes footage

Bloopers and outtakes

Stills galleries

Behind-the-scenes photo gallery with photos from creature designer Phil Tippett’s archives

Additional scenes from TV version

Theatrical trailers

TV spots

Radio spots

While searching for missing teenagers, novice skip tracer Maggie McKeown (Heather Menzies) and one of the locals, town boozer Paul Grogan (Bradford Dillman) stumble upon a top-secret Army laboratory doing genetic research on piranha fish for the purpose of developing biological warfare. When they are accidentally released from the compound, the deadly school of eating machines head downstream and eat everything, and anything, in their path.

Pre-order Piranha.