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Data Modelling Master Class-Series | Introduction -Topic 1
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#data modeling#data#data architecture#data analytics#data quality#enterprise data management#enterprise data warehouse#the Data Channel#data design#data architect#entity relationship#ERDs#physical data model#logical data model#data governance
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Data is one of the rare times the hot robot being programmed with sex sub routines and built anatomically correct and shit doesnât have Unfortunate Implications about like, his planned usage or whatever.
Like you know itâs both bc Noonien Soong is an unhinged freak who wanted this guy to be able to do Literally Everything He Could Think Of and Do It Well because heâs a hyper perfectionist and also because heâs a raging narcissist and no android with his face wasnât gonna be an s tier lover. His pride just wouldnât allow Data (and Lore) to not be as accurate a simulacrum of humans as possible or anything but super mega perfect at everything. And honestly itâs why I like him so much heâs a miserable little man <3
#data soong#lore soong#noonien soong#dr soong said âIâm making my boys fuck supremely nasty bc that will reflect back on MEâ which is unhinged thinking#but if anyone would think like that itâs him#tfw ur so egotistical u model ur android sons after u in ur physical prime and make their dick game insane
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[stumbling out of the tf fic giggling helplessly] wahahahahahah i loveeeeeeee. i love writing. i love writing. its so magical.
#<- aint got enough brain power#i love how writing lets u do dickless cock type things. invent solutions and additional limitations to the communication gap#that make perfect sense in a mechanical robot world experience. f#f. yeah. didnt meant to type that while i was sitting here staring into the void#[dump 10 terabytes of data on a guy to distract him thru our magical gap-crossing physical connection thats also sometimes erotic]#ah but also i cant process his emotional perspective on things to understand him and stop conflicting w him. [it bit me voice]#my cores or whatever simply aint built for that im not that type of model i dont have the ram for AUTOBOT FEELINGS!!!!!!!!!!!#NATURALLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! what a wonderful world
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Hi take this I will not elaborate
#MMD#MikuMikuDance#3d model#furry#anthro#oc#original character#character:krow#he's missing his tail but it would look bad without physics#motion data is LAMB shader used is T_ToonShader
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GIS work is such a slippery slope. You start out going yay :) I get to make a pretty map :)!! to what the fuck do you mean I need to make a space time cube??? the tardis?? the fucking tardis?? you want me to make an insect tardis????
#date column if you don't start working I'm going to track down the researchers who input you and cry in front of them#maybe challenge them to physical combat afterwards#if I see any of them at the next conference it's on sight#honesty the cube wouldn't be so bad if my data worked#it's the fucking lack of maxent info that's the bitch#maybe my question is so stupid no one has thought to ask and answer it#but also maybe no one has considered it and it really should be considered!!#hoping it's the later so I can throw a flashbang into the modeling community. Surprise!! your data is all wrong due to this one simple tric#i say things
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Honestly maybe a lot of this is due to the extreme media frenzy that is happening around ai rn but I feel so hopeless about the public consciousness's attitude towards ai. it feels like most of the people who raise concerns about ai are people who don't know (sometimes refusing to learn) that much about it and as a result make claims and propose stuff that simply does not work out given how the technology works. But it also feels like most of the people who do have a clue as to how ai works refuse to even acknowledge the very real dangers and ramifications of it. Regardless I find myself banging my head.
#tara talks#like when most of the people who actually care are going 'we should just wipe out all of the ai and ban it' completely unaware#of how that is physically impossible at this point#or like 'we should just remove the training data'......#and then the people who would know things about it only care about like. the fact that itll 'improve efficiency' or not even thinking about#its impact at all just caring about making the next gimick fine-tuned model#its ughhh it feels like were not gonna get anywhere any time soon! it feels like were a little screwed
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Applications of QCM Technology in Engineering and Manufacturing
The following is a short list of applications of QCM technology in engineering, manufacturing and industrial process monitoring. The list is not in chronological order. In certain cases, publicly available material from clients is shown. More information on each application is available upon request. Most applications are documented in the present blog. Counterfeit chip detection HealthâŚ
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#CAD#CAE#Complexity#complexity management#Computer Aided Engineering#counterfeit electronics#Engineering#fragility#manufacturing#model validation#multi-physics#resilience#Structural Health Management#test data#vulnerability
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Radio Silence | Chapter Six
Lando Norris x Amelia Brown (OFC)
Series Masterlist
Summary â Order is everything. Her habits aren't quirks, they're survival techniques. And only three people in the world have permission to touch her: Mom, Dad, Fernando.
Then Lando Norris happens.
One moment. One line crossed. No going back.
Warnings â Autistic!OFC, still quite angsty (sry), strong language.
Notes â Lots of plot, we're closing out the 2019 year in this one! Not much Lando in this one (Im still mad at him). This gets crazy. I canât wait to hear your thoughts!
Want to be added to the taglist? Let me know! - Peach x
2019
Two weeks after Spa, Amelia stood outside her dadâs office at the MTC with a manila file in her hands and the taste of copper in her mouth.
The door was open, but she still knocked.
Zak looked up, startled, like he wasnât used to seeing her there anymore â and maybe he wasnât. Sheâd stayed away from the MTC for the past few weeks.
âHey,â he said, getting up too quickly. âYou want to come in?â
She stepped inside, cringing when her new trainers squeaked against the floor. Her arms were stiff from holding the file too tight. âBrought you something,â she said, and handed it over. No eye contact. She stared at a plaque on his shelf instead â a dusty one from 2007, still etched with a podium that felt like another lifetime.
Zak took the file and sat back down behind his desk. âYou put this together?â
She nodded once. âItâs just data. Analysis. Trends.â
He opened the folder and started flipping through, slower than she wanted, be he was a much slower reader than she was. Pages of her notes, charts, predictive modelling, comparative pace metrics, aero versus power unit deltas from the season so far. Even some basic projections based on engine supplier performance curves over the last six years.
He hesitated, eyes scanning the pages. âWhat is this, Amelia?â
âMcLarenâs had a better season,â she said, not bothering to hide the way her nose scrunched. âYouâll probably finish fourth in the Constructorsâ. Best of the rest. Everyone is going to be very happy.â
He looked up at her, sensing the âbutâ before she even said it.
âI am not,â she said. âI donât think we should be happy with fourth. I think we should be aiming for much higher.â
Zak leaned back slightly in his chair, file still open in front of him. âAmeliaâŚâ
âI think we should drop Renault after next season,â she said, cutting him off.
He blinked. âJesus,â he muttered. âThatâs a big swing.â
âIâve run the numbers,â she said, a little sharper now. âReliability. Raw power. Upgrade cycles. Driver feedback. Even manufacturer investment in long-term hybrid development. Renault is⌠not consistent, and theyâre not progressing fast enough. Mercedes is more efficient, more stable, more scalable. If we want consistent podiums, a chance at race wins, then we need to align with a manufacturer that knows how to win. Not just how to score points.â
Zak sat back again, slower this time, like the weight of the idea was physically pressing into him. He tapped the edge of the file absently with his fingers.
âYou know how much this would rock the boat, right?â he said. âWeâve spent years building this partnership. Renaultâs got skin in the game. Contracts. Commitments. Thereâll be consequences if we walk away.â
âI know,â she said. âBut you always said we should act like a front-running team, even when we werenât. So act like one. Make a decision like one.â
Zak was quiet. Still.
âI started working on this after Hockenheim,â she added, voice lower now. âI just⌠didnât show anyone.â
He closed the file. âThis isnât a light suggestion, Amelia.â He sighed.Â
âI know,â she said again. âBut I think itâs the right one.â
He exhaled slowly and rubbed a hand across his mouth, then looked at her; really looked at her.
She was calmer than sheâd been the last time theyâd spoken. Still paler than usual, still guarded, but steadier somehow. Like something had hardened and solidified inside her in the silence of the past few weeks.
âIâll take it to the board,â he said finally. âQuietly. Just to test the water. No promises.â
âOkay,â she said.
There was a beat. She stared at the paperweight on his desk, the one sheâd bought him for Fatherâs Day when she was thirteen.
âI just want us to stop being afraid of wanting more,â she added, softer now. âThatâs all.â
Zak didnât respond right away.
And as she turned to go, hand already on the doorframe, he couldnât help but ask, âYou didnât just do this for him, did you?â
She paused. âNo,â she said. âI did it for the team. I did it for you.â
She walked out.Â
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The press release dropped on a Thursday.
A neatly timed, efficiently worded, professionally curated announcement: McLaren Racing to become Mercedes-AMG Powertrain customer team from 2021 onwards.
Quotes from her dad. From Toto. From Andreas.
A photo of a handshake she wasnât in.
No mention of the folder. No mention of the analysis. No mention of her.Â
Of course there wasnât. She hadnât expected it.
Not really.
And yet she sat at her desk, surrounded by pages and pages of sketches of cooling architecture redesigns, and felt⌠strange.
Not angry. Not exactly.
Not proud either.
Mostly just quiet.
She clicked out of the article. Closed her browser. Opened a new tab, then immediately forgot why.
When she'd handed her dad the folder two weeks ago, it hadnât even been about recognition. She hadnât cared about credit. Sheâd just wanted them to be better. To try harder. To take a worthwhile risk.Â
And when heâd said, Iâll take it to the board, sheâd believed him.
She just didnât think that would be the end of it.
He hadnât spoken to her about it since. No follow-up. No texts. No update. No âyou were right.â Not even a half-hearted thank-you over dinner or a passing âgood jobâ in the hallway.
The decision had come. And it had come without her.
Which made sense. She wasnât a department head. She wasnât on the executive team. She didnât even have an official job title.
She wasnât owed anything.
But still⌠still, she sat there with her heart lodged high in her throat and her fingernails digging crescents into the seam of her jeans, wondering why she suddenly felt like a ghost.
Why it felt like this was supposed to mean something.
And why it hurt so much to realise that her dad was okay with taking her work, her time, her thinking, the thing sheâd built, and not giving her even a whisper of recognition.
Because he was used to it.
Used to her just handing things over for free.
And the worst part was, he wasnât the only one.
Sheâd been doing this for years, hadnât she? Offering up all the sharpest pieces of herself like they were scraps. Little theories, little fixes, the way she could spot patterns no one else could, pick through race data like thread. Suggestions left on the kitchen counter, ideas floated during test weekends, whispers passed to engineers when no one else was listening. Quiet contributions, all of them. Invisible fingerprints.
Sheâd given it away. All of it. Every clever thought, every hard-earned observation; just laid it down, like it didnât belong to her in the first place.
And now someone else got the credit. Again. And she wasnât even surprised.
She was just tired. And quietly furious.
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The house smelled like woodsmoke and dog shampoo. Roscoe was already halfway into Ameliaâs lap, snoring, his head heavy against her stomach as Lewis slid a mug of tea across the coffee table.
âDonât get too comfortable,â he said, settling into the armchair across from her. âHeâll try and sleep there all day.â
âI wonât complain about that,â she murmured, scratching behind Roscoeâs ears. He was a big dog, solid and heavy. He felt a bit like her weighted blanket. Anchoring.Â
Outside the windows, snow clung to the corners of Lewisâ sprawling. Quiet. Still. The way winter was meant to be. Amelia pulled her sleeves down over her hands and stared at the steaming mug.
Lewis leaned back, watching her over the rim of his cup. âYou keeping up with the silly season chaos this year?â
âAs always.â She nodded.Â
âGasly back to AlphaTauri, Hulkenberg out, Ocon sliding into Renault. There will be a bit of a bloodbath next year.â He said.Â
She nodded, though her mind was elsewhere.
Lewis gave her a second longer before asking, âWhat about Lando? You twoââ
âI donât want to talk about Lando,â she said quickly, too quickly. Her eyes stayed on Roscoeâs fur.
Lewis didnât press. He just leaned forward, brows faintly furrowed. âRight. Okay.âÂ
They let the silence settle again. Roscoe shifted in his sleep, his paws twitching as if chasing something through a dream. Then, quietly, Amelia spoke. âThe Mercedes-McLaren deal,â she said, voice low. âThat was mine.â
Lewis blinked, gave himself a second to repeat her words in his head, and then said. âWhat?â
âMcLaren dropping Renault, becoming a Mercedes customer team.â She rubbed a thumb over Roscoeâs collar. âI ran all the projections. Power unit deltas, reliability, development pace, all of it. I put together the entire case. Handed it to my dad in a file. And two weeks later, they made the announcement.â
Lewis stared at her. âYouâre serious?â
She nodded, swallowing. âNo one said anything. Not to me. And I wasnât⌠part of the meeting, or the rollout. He never even followed up. I just saw it in the press release like everyone else.â Her voice wavered, but didnât break. âAnd I know I donât work for McLaren. But I thought; I thought maybe it would mean something.âÂ
Lewisâs jaw twitched and his eyes looked darker than they usually did. âAmelia. That⌠thatâs a big deal, you know that? That was your intellectual property.âÂ
âI know.â She hugged her arms tight around herself. âIt just⌠it feels wrong to be angry. Like I shouldâve known better. Like itâs my fault for not asking for anything in return. For just giving it away.â
âThatâs not on you,â Lewis said, voice hardening. âThatâs on him. Your dad. And on the team. Theyâve taken advantage of you. You should get credit. You should get a bloody job offer and a signing bonus. Not⌠whatever the fuck this is.âÂ
She sniffed. âI donât have a degree.â
Lewis scoffed. âSo what? Since when does a piece of paper mean more than years of proven genius?â
That made her pause.
âYou are one of the sharpest minds Iâve seen in this sport,â he said. âAnd Iâve been in it a long time. You see things before they happen. You think ahead of the curve. Thatâs what teams dream of having. And if McLaren canât see that, if your own dad canât see that, itâs not because itâs not there. Itâs because he doesnât know how to recognise it in you.â
She nodded. She already knew exactly what the problem was. âHe doesnât know how to see me as anything but his daughter.â
âToto does,â Lewis said. âAnd that offer is still on the table, by the way.âÂ
Amelia looked away, cheeks flushing.Â
âIâm not trying to pressure you. I just want you to know that youâve got options,â Lewis said, softer now. âReal ones. And you donât have to keep waiting around for your dad to finally recognise your potential.âÂ
She didnât answer, but her hands were steady on Roscoeâs back now. And when she finally did glance at him, there was something a little sharp in her chest. Something that felt a lot like clarity.
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WhatsApp Groupchat â 2019 F1 Grid
Lewis H. @Lando You are an absolute prick.
Sebastian V. Good morning to you too?
Daniel R. Shit. Whatâd he do this time?
Charles L. Ah, this does not seem good.
Lando N. what the fuck did i do
Lewis H. You ghosted her. Like a child.
Carlos S. What??????????
George R. Wait are you serious?
Lewis H. Dead serious.
Lando N. oh my god can you not itâs literally none of your business ok
Max V. Youâre an idiot, Norris.
Pierre G. Landooooo bro.
Alex A. Yeah nah thatâs rough. You ghosted her? I actually thought you liked her, man.
Daniel R. She was so nice. Bet she feels like shit now.
Sebastian V. Is she okay? @Lewis
Lewis H. Sheâs fine. Too good for him anyway.
George R. I canât believe this. Didnât he literally write his racing number on her shoes? Or was that a fever dream??
Max V. @George He did. Heâs just a right dickhead.
Carlos S. đ Told you not to screw it up, @Lando
Lando N. ok fucksake i get it You can all stop now i already feel like a piece of shit
Charles L. Why would you ghost her when she is so pretty and smart? I do not understand.
Daniel R. Heâs still a kid. Dumb as hell. Heâll regret it in a few months, trust me.
Lewis H. He should be regretting it already.
Max V. Extremely dumb move. I wouldnât have ghosted her and Iâm famously difficult.
Sebastian V. Maybe I will set her up with my younger brother. Heâs very clever. And rich.
George R. Is it weird if I throw my uncleâs name in the hat? Heâs only 24. Really lovely guy.
Carlos S. My cousin Carlo is already in love. He will be thrilled to know sheâs single.
Lando N. fuck off i get it Iâm the villain Jesus christ can we drop it now
Daniel R. Glad youâre finally on the same page, mate!
Alex A. You couldâve just talked to her. Didnât need to ghost her. That was cold, man.
Kimi R. đ
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Interlagos was hot and loud and humming with tension, and Amelia made sure to stay pressed to the edges of it; a shadow against the garage walls, an expressionless face hidden behind a pair of black sunglasses.
It was her first time at any track since before Belgium. Her first time being in the same place as Lando since heâd decided that she was not worth knowing. And she was careful. Careful to keep to service corridors and briefing rooms, careful not to risk running into him. She wasnât sure what would happen if she looked did.Â
Nothing, probably. He would just ignore her, like he had been for two months.Â
She had just slipped away from the hospitality bar, iced-coffee in hand, when a voice called out to her from the outside deck; warm, accented.
âChica! Are you too busy to stop and talk with a very ignorant old man?â
She turned and found Carlos Sainz Sr. waving her over, a bottle of water in one hand and a wary smile on his sun-worn face.
âI was justââ she started, but he was already rising from his seat, gesturing for her to come join him.Â
âCome, come. Sit. I have good seats here.â
She hesitated for a breath, then nodded and climbed the short steps up to the guest viewing area. The chaos of pit lane sprawled out below. Mechanics scrambled. Tyres stacked like soldiers. Race engines sang in the background, vicious and alive.
âGracias,â she murmured, sliding into the chair beside him.
He nodded, then stared at her for a long, quiet second. âI wanted to say,â he said, his English thick with Madrid roots, but kind. âI think that⌠earlier in the year, I judged you too quickly.â
Amelia frowned at him. âYes, you did.â
He sighed and nodded. âI assumed that you were just a pretty girl in the paddock.â He said. âAnd you see, my son has a terrible habit of becoming fixated on pretty things. But I realise now that I was wrong. You were there to, eh, help. To fix.â He sounded worn, like heâd had to work hard to say that out loud.Â
She shrugged, staring out at the grandstands. They were full. âI was upset about it, I think. But it was not a big deal.â
âIt was,â Carlos said, serious now. âIt was a very big deal. My son made that clear to me. You are very clever. A real asset to the McLaren team.â He told her, firm and steady.Â
She didnât have anything to say to that. Just gave him a tight, (hopefully) polite smile and turned her eyes to the pit-lane as the cars peeled out of the garage to line up on the grid.
The race was long, and she stayed on the balcony throughout it all. Heat shimmered off the asphalt. Pit strategies flexed and fractured as the laps ticked down, and through it all, Amelia sat with her hands still in her lap, her mind sharper than the TV graphics overhead.
And when Carlos Sainz, the younger one, made it to third after a messy, brilliant final few laps, when the checkered flag waved and the paddock exploded into cheers and disbelief, she turned to his father and smiled, truly smiled, for the first time all day.
âFelicidades,â she said, voice soft but real. âThat was very well done.â
Carlos Sr. beamed, pride etched into every line of his face. He stood up quickly, hurrying down to find his son and the rest of the team.
Amelia stayed.
The viewing deck emptied fast. Celebration echoed below. But she just slipped back into the motorhome, past the catering crew and out of the line of sight, into a quiet alcove near the storage lockers where no one would think to look for her.
She sat down on the floor, pressed her back against the cool wall, and closed her eyes.
She was proud. Of Carlos. Of the car she had helped make faster. Of the whisper of her fingerprints across the strategy that had put him on the podium.
But the truth still sat heavy on her ribs; that it had all happened without her. That even here, even now, she felt like a ghost.
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The paddock at night after a race was one of her favourite places in the world. Empty water bottles clattered in the wind, discarded tyre blankets lay forgotten in corners, and the once-buzzing garages now hummed low and tired beneath the fluorescent lights. Amelia walked slowly, hands in her pockets, trainers scuffing against the tarmac, the cool Brazilian evening pulling the heat from her skin.
She passed the Mercedes motorhome, its sleek black exterior reflecting the dim light. Through the tinted glass, she caught a glimpse of Toto Wolff, head bent in conversation with one of his engineers. Calm. Assured. In control.
She didnât stop walking, but something in her twisted. Guilt, maybe. Or the quiet ache of uncertainty.
Red Bull had been circling for a while. Quiet at first; emails she half-dismissed, a few engineers asking her strangely specific questions, casual feelers through people she didnât realise even knew her name. Then Christian on Dutch TV, mentioning her potential. Helmut at COTA, watching her from the edge of the pit wall like a cowboy evaluating livestock. And Adrian Newey, who bypassed all of them and emailed her directly in early November. Short. Direct. Complimentary in a way that didnât feel rehearsed.
She hadnât told her dad. Not yet.
Nothing was official, anyway.
âBrown,â came a voice behind her.
She turned, blinking as Max strode over from the Red Bull suite. His jacket was unzipped, and he still reeked faintly of champagne. Hair a bit damp. Grin lazy.
âChristian asked me to make sure you knew where to go,â he said, lifting his brows. âYouâve got ten minutes before Jos starts vibrating.â
She pulled a face. âIs everyone going to be there? Like⌠your dad is going to be there?â
âObviously. Itâs Red Bull. We are very theatric,â he said, deadpan. âZusje, you are the most in-demand person in Formula 1 right now, of course everybody wants to be in the room when we finally win the battle for your brain.â
She narrowed her eyes at him. âDonât call me that. Zusje. I donât know what it means.â
âLittle sister,â he said, Dutch accent thick, shrugging as he fell into step beside her. âIt suits you. You talk just as much as I do, and you are equally annoying as me. We will give Christian many headaches, I think.â
âI always carry ibuprofen in my handbag.â She tried to joke, but it came out flat.Â
Max looked at her for a moment, but then he grinned, so she imagined he must have thought her joke was funny. At least somewhat. âAdrianâs been trying to steal you since Canada.â He told her.Â
She sighed. âThat explains the espresso machine he sent to me during the summer break. I was very confused.â
He gave her a look. âYou kept it?â He asked curiously.Â
She nodded. âIt is a good machine. Expensive.â
âOf course it was. Itâs Adrian.â Max shrugged.Â
They stopped a few feet from the Red Bull motorhome, which buzzed under the night lights like it was wired into a different voltage. Something kinetic hung in the air; possibility, maybe. Restlessness. Momentum.
She stared. âThis feels like betrayal.â
Max rolled his eyes. âIt is not betrayal.â
He nudged her shoulder. She recoiled, glaring at him. He raised his hands in defence. âSorry. Sorry.â Then, quieter, he said. âYouâve outgrown the shadows, zusje. It is not your fault that your dad doesnât know what to do with you. But we do. Adrian does. Christian definitely does. You belong somewhere that doesnât try to keep you small.âÂ
She started to chew on her bottom lip anxiously, âDo you really think that I am worth all of this?â
He didnât even blink. âI think youâre going to make me a world champion, Amelia Brown.â
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The Yas Marina Circuit gleamed beneath the Abu Dhabi sun, all smooth marble floors and overly modern hospitality suites. It felt more like a luxury mall than a racetrack, but Amelia liked it. Everything was polished, controlled.Â
She slipped through the back corridors of the McLaren unit with practiced ease, unnoticed as usual. It was early, quiet, the calm before the chaos of FP1.
In Carlosâs driver room, she placed a neatly bound packet on the table beneath the television. His telemetry from the entire season, annotated and colour-coded: green for improvements, yellow for repeat tendencies, red for danger zones. Sheâd included braking inconsistencies, corner exit deltas, and fuel load trends, with suggestions tailored to the 2020 chassis.
Heâd get it. He always did. Carlos read data like scripture.
In Landoâs room, she left the same. A different binder. Different tendencies. More throttle hesitation in traffic, sharper degradation when chasing, lapses in tire preservation across high-deg circuits. A note in the front, written in her smallest, sharpest handwriting.
You are an asshole. You are also better than your instincts. Learn the difference between fast and frantic. Good luck.
She didnât linger. She didnât need to. No one would know sheâd been there except the two of them, and even then, it didnât matter anymore. Sheâd done it. Helped them. One last time.
She turned down the corridor toward the exit, and almost walked straight into a man who was standing too stiffly in her path.
He was older, expensively dressed, with the familiar face of someone sheâd seen on enough pit walls to know he didnât belong there out of curiosity. Adam Norris.Â
He looked her up and down, his voice clipped. âAh. Amelia, is it?â
âThatâs right.â She muttered.Â
âI suppose we havenât met.â He said.Â
âNo,â she said. âNot really.â
He hesitated. A beat passed. Two.
âIâve⌠heard youâre very capable,â he said finally. âTalented. Bright.â He said it like he didnât really believe it.Â
She tilted her head. Frowned at him. âDid you tell Lando to stay away from me?â
He flinched, just barely. âI advised him to focus on his career.â
She smiled, but it didnât reach her eyes. It wasnât a happy smile. âYou should teach your son better manners.â
She didnât wait for a response. She stepped around him, slow, deliberate, and kept walking. Past the orange panels, past the McLaren logo, past the team sheâd poured her entire self into.Â
By the time the sun dipped below the grandstands and the lights came on for the weekend's final showdown, she was long gone from the paddock. A flight booked for her under a new team name. A seat at a new table. A blank page waiting for her red inked scrawl.
Red Bull knew she was coming.
They just didnât know what she was prepared to become.
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The Brownsâ living room was filled with the scent of cinnamon, pine, and whatever Christmas candle Tracy had been obsessed with that week. The fireplace crackled softly, fairy lights twinkled around the windows, and somewhere in the background, Ella Fitzgerald was crooning something vintage and sentimental.
Amelia sat cross-legged on the floor in sweatpants and a hoodie, half-watching as her dad unwrapped a book about American muscle cars from the 1960s. He grinned like a kid, holding it up for Tracy to see.
âThis is great,â Zak said. âIâve been looking for this one.â
âI know,â Tracy said, leaning in to kiss his cheek before returning to her place at the table with a glass of wine. âI listen, you know. Iâm a good wife.â
Amelia smiled faintly. She hadnât said much all day. Sheâd made breakfast. Helped put the chicken in the oven. Unwrapped the gifts they handed her; socks, a new set of sketching pencils, a silver pen engraved with her initials, and said thank you each time. But the weight in her chest hadnât lifted, not even when her mother handed her a plate stacked high with garlicky roast potatoes.Â
Zak was still talking, flipping through the book, animated now. âIâve got such a good feeling about next season,â he said, his eyes bright. âThe teamâs in a good place. Carlos is dialled in, Landoâs matured a lot. And the Mercedes power unit; I know weâre still with Renault this year, but itâll be a game-changer for us in twenty-one. Might be the year we really start bothering the top three again.â
Amelia swallowed hard. Her fork hovered above her plate, untouched. She glanced down at her food. It was getting cold. Her stomach turned.
Across the table, Tracy watched her. Her gaze was soft but sharp, a motherâs intuition in full force.
âEverything okay, Amelia?â She asked gently.
Amelia nodded. âYeah,â she said, quickly. âJust tired. Long few months.â
Tracy didnât push, but Amelia could tell she wasnât convinced.
Her phone buzzed once, facedown on the table beside her glass of water. She flipped it over, half expecting a message from Carlos, or worse, from her dad, who had a terrible habit of sending her random articles from F1Tech like she wasnât sitting five feet away.
But it wasnât Carlos.
iMessage â 17:02pm
Vrolijk Kerstfeest,
Canât wait for you to build my championship-winning car. â M.V.Â
She exhaled, barely more than a breath. The corner of her mouth lifted. Not a smile, not really, but the closest sheâd come to one all day. She tapped her fingers against the table, hiding the message beneath her palm.
Of all the gifts sheâd been given that morning â the socks, the pen, the awkward hug from her dad that still smelled faintly of cinnamon and gasoline â this was the only one that made her feel something. Recognition.
She glanced at her dad, still rambling about wind tunnel simulations and team morale like the world hadnât shifted beneath their feet. Then she looked back down at her plate, her fork still untouched.
She hadnât told him yet. She didnât know when she would.
Maybe she wouldnât at all.
Maybe sheâd take a page out of his book.Â
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âRed Bull Racing Hire Amelia Brown as Technical Design Intern, Working Under Adrian Neweyâ
â Motorsport.com
Red Bull Racing Announces Amelia Brown as New Technical Design Intern âMini Neweyâ Joins Office of the CTO Ahead of 2020 F1 Season
Red Bull Racing has officially confirmed the addition of Amelia Brown to its technical department, naming her as a Technical Design Intern working directly under Chief Technical Officer Adrian Newey.
Brown, 19, has quietly gained a reputation in Formula 1 circles for her analytical precision and instinctive approach to problem-solving. Though never officially affiliated with a team, her behind-the-scenes contributions have turned heads up and down the paddock â especially within the aerodynamic development community.
âSheâs one of the sharpest minds Iâve come across in years,â said Newey in a brief statement. âShe has an innate understanding of car behaviour, balance, and airflow mapping thatâs rare at any level of engineering, let alone someone so early in their career.â
While her appointment as an âinternâ may sound modest, Red Bull insiders are already referring to Brown as âMini Newey,â a nod to the technical savant under whom she will be working and a reflection of the high expectations within the team.
Team Principal Christian Horner added, âWeâve always prided ourselves on fostering talent, and Amelia represents the next generation of creative engineering thought. Her insight, even during early informal conversations, has already helped shape some of our thinking going into 2020.â
When asked about her appointment, Brown declined to comment directly, but sources inside the team say she will be working across simulation, aero development, and design review cycles throughout the season.
âSheâs not here to make coffee,â said Gianpiero Lambiase, Verstappen's race engineer. âSheâs here to change the game.â
Red Bull Racingâs 2020 challenger is set to be unveiled in Bahrain next month. Whether Brownâs influence will be visible from day one remains to be seen â but if early whispers are any indication, she wonât stay behind the curtain for long.
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hasnt it been confirmed that ice-collaborative contractors like shadowdragon are successfully collecting data from signal tho?
signal messages cannot be intercepted, but they can of course be physically read from your device if you are arrested in any way and forensic tools such as cellebrite are used. this is why things like the disappearing messages timer exist.
this is not somehow magically unique to signal, that's just basically impossible to prevent and needs to be considered in a threat model.
also i am not sure where u got that from, but no, shadowdragon cannot collect data from signal, they have no marketing to indicate they can do this and no one has reported on their ability to do so anywhere publicly. this isn't the kind of stuff shadowdragon does anyways. (if they or anyone else were able to access signal messages without physical access to a device or inside informants it'd be a big deal and all over (tech) news)
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LaRue Burbank, mathematician and computer, is just one of the many women who were instrumental to NASA missions.
4 Little Known Women Who Made Huge Contributions to NASA
Women have always played a significant role at NASA and its predecessor NACA, although for much of the agencyâs history, they received neither the praise nor recognition that their contributions deserved. To celebrate Womenâs History Month â and properly highlight some of the little-known women-led accomplishments of NASAâs early history â our archivists gathered the stories of four women whose work was critical to NASAâs success and paved the way for future generations.
LaRue Burbank: One of the Women Who Helped Land a Man on the Moon
LaRue Burbank was a trailblazing mathematician at NASA. Hired in 1954 at Langley Memorial Aeronautical Laboratory (now NASAâs Langley Research Center), she, like many other young women at NACA, the predecessor to NASA, had a bachelor's degree in mathematics. But unlike most, she also had a physics degree. For the next four years, she worked as a "human computer," conducting complex data analyses for engineers using calculators, slide rules, and other instruments. After NASA's founding, she continued this vital work for Project Mercury.
In 1962, she transferred to the newly established Manned Spacecraft Center (now NASAâs Johnson Space Center) in Houston, becoming one of the few female professionals and managers there.⯠Her expertise in electronics engineering led her to develop critical display systems used by flight controllers in Mission Control to monitor spacecraft during missions.âŻHer work on the Apollo missions was vital to achieving President Kennedy's goal of landing a man on the Moon.
Eilene Galloway: How NASA became⌠NASA

Eilene Galloway wasn't a NASA employee, but she played a huge role in its very creation. In 1957, after the Soviet Union launched Sputnik, Senator Richard Russell Jr. called on Galloway, an expert on the Atomic Energy Act, to write a report on the U.S. response to the space race. Initially, legislators aimed to essentially re-write the Atomic Energy Act to handle the U.S. space goals. However, Galloway argued that the existing military framework wouldn't suffice â a new agency was needed to oversee both military and civilian aspects of space exploration. This included not just defense, but also meteorology, communications, and international cooperation.
Her work on the National Aeronautics and Space Act ensured NASA had the power to accomplish all these goals, without limitations from the Department of Defense or restrictions on international agreements. Galloway is even to thank for the name "National Aeronautics and Space Administration", as initially NASA was to be called âNational Aeronautics and Space Agencyâ which was deemed to not carry enough weight and status for the wide-ranging role that NASA was to fill.
Barbara Scott: The âStar Trek Nerdâ Who Led Our Understanding of the Stars

A self-described "Star Trek nerd," Barbara Scott's passion for space wasn't steered toward engineering by her guidance counselor. But that didn't stop her! Fueled by her love of math and computer science, she landed at Goddard Spaceflight Center in 1977. One of the first women working on flight software, Barbara's coding skills became instrumental on missions like the International Ultraviolet Explorer (IUE) and the Thermal Canister Experiment on the Space Shuttle's STS-3. For the final decade of her impressive career, Scott managed the flight software for the iconic Hubble Space Telescope, a testament to her dedication to space exploration.
Dr. Claire Parkinson: An Early Pioneer in Climate Science Whose Work is Still Saving Lives

Dr. Claire Parkinson's love of math blossomed into a passion for climate science. Inspired by the Moon landing, and the fight for civil rights, she pursued a graduate degree in climatology. In 1978, her talents landed her at Goddard, where she continued her research on sea ice modeling. But Parkinson's impact goes beyond theory. She began analyzing satellite data, leading to a groundbreaking discovery: a decline in Arctic sea ice coverage between 1973 and 1987. This critical finding caught the attention of Senator Al Gore, highlighting the urgency of climate change.
Parkinson's leadership extended beyond research. As Project Scientist for the Aqua satellite, she championed making its data freely available. This real-time information has benefitted countless projects, from wildfire management to weather forecasting, even aiding in monitoring the COVID-19 pandemic. Parkinson's dedication to understanding sea ice patterns and the impact of climate change continues to be a valuable resource for our planet.
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Lost in Analysis (Winter x Male OC)
5k words, smut, fluff, happiness, data
Winter x Male OC

The thing about Junho Kim's[1] weekly debriefs with Minjeong Kim was that they followed a precise algorithm, an almost liturgical routine that both participants had wordlessly agreed upon circa Winter's third month of employment (viz. April 2024). The format went as follows: Winter would arrive at exactly 18:30 on Friday bearing a leather-bound portfolio containing the week's logistics reports, margin analyses, and projected Q3/Q4 modeling scenarios. Junho would pretend to study these for exactly twelve minutes while Winter sat in the ergonomic chair across his desk, her accent becoming pronounced in direct proportion to her anxiety level[2].
What happened on this particular Friday deviated from the algorithm in ways that would later prove significant, starting with Winter's arrival at 18:27[3].
"The Busan account numbers are off," Junho said, his photographic memory already detecting a 0.03% discrepancy in the third-quarter projections. The words emerged with the mechanical precision of someone who had learned human speech through technical manuals rather than conversation. "This isâ" he paused, index finger tapping against his mahogany desk in a rapidfire motion that Winter had learned to recognize as his pre-explosion tell, "âunacceptable."
And then something unprecedented occurred.
Instead of her usual composed absorption of his critique, Winter's face crumpled into what could only be described as a squeaky whimper, a sound so incongruous with her usual professional demeanor that it seemed to physically stun Junho into silence. It was the acoustic equivalent of watching a Mercedes-Benz hiccup.
The algorithm crashed.
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[1] Junho Kim, CEO of Quantum Logistics Solutions, net worth $2.3B (âŠ3.1T), possessed what his former Harvard professors called "an almost frightening capacity for data retention" and what his former therapist (sessions terminated after 2.5 meetings) called "a pathological inability to process emotional bandwidth."
[2] A phenomenon her roommate had dubbed "The Accent Anxiety Index," where her carefully practiced Seoul pronunciation would gradually give way to her native Busan satoori, ranging from barely detectable at Level 1 ("ę°ěŹíŠëë¤") to full coastal at Level 10 ("ěě´ęł , ěŹěĽë, ě´ ěŤě ě ěëë¤ě").
[3] The 3-minute early arrival would later be explained by a complex series of events involving a broken elevator, two flights of stairs, and Winter's determination not to let her carefully constructed timeline collapse due to mechanical failure.
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The following Friday's debrief began with Junho actually pulling out Winter's chair[4], a gesture so unexpected that she nearly missed the seat entirely. The portfolio was reviewed. The whiskey was poured (Junho's usual Macallan 25, Winter's Hwayo 41). And then, somewhere between the second and third drink, Winter's accent kicked into what would later be classified as Level 11 on the Southern Comfort Scale.
"You know what your problem is, sajangnim?" Minjeong's words carried the warm weight of soju and suppressed frustration, her carefully maintained Seoul accent dissolving entirely into coastal inflections. "ëšě ě ě¸ěě ë§ěš ě¤íë ëěí¸ě˛ëź ëíěë¤ě. Everything must calculate perfectly, but people aren't numbers, and some of us are tired of being debugged like broken code."
Junho's finger stopped its habitual tapping mid-motion[5].
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[4] A gesture learned from a WikiHow article titled "Basic Human Courtesy: A Beginner's Guide" that Junho had queued up on his tablet at 3:47 AM the previous Tuesday.
[5] Later analysis would reveal this as the exact moment Junho Kim, master of algorithms and logistics, encountered a variable his photographic memory couldn't process: genuine human connection.[6]
The office fell into a silence that could be measured in heartbeats (Junho's: an efficient 72 BPM; Minjeong's: an elevated 98 BPM). Outside, Seoul's financial district performed its usual Friday night exodus, the sound of departing Mercedes and BMWs creating a capitalistic symphony twenty-three floors below.
"��ę°ě´..." Minjeong continued, her Busan accent now operating at what could only be classified as Level 12[7], "Time isn't just money, ěŹěĽë. Sometimes it's just... time. Like those lunches you wolf down in exactly eight minutes while reading reports. Or these Friday meetings where you never actually look at me, just through me at some invisible spreadsheet floating in the air behind my head."
Junho's hand, still frozen mid-tap, slowly lowered to the desk. His photographic memory began involuntarily cataloging details it had somehow missed during their previous 47 debriefs: the way Minjeong's left hand always fidgeted with her portfolio's corner when nervous, how her voice carried traces of sea salt and summer festivals despite years of Seoul speech coaching, the fact that she had memorized his coffee preferences down to the precise temperature (81°C, no higher, no lower).
"I do look at you," he said, then immediately registered the statistical improbability of his own response[8].
Minjeong's laugh carried the particular timber of someone who had been holding it in reserve for approximately 11.7 months. "ěëě, you really don't. You look at KPIs and performance metrics and quarterly projections. Did you know," she leaned forward, her accent thick as Busan fog, "that I've worn the same earrings every Friday for three months just to see if you'd notice?"
The earrings in question were small silver cranes, Junho's memory instantly supplied, purchased from a street vendor in Gukje Market during last quarter's Busan office inspection, chosen because their wings formed the mathematical symbol for infinity when viewed from the correct angle[9].
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[6] A concept that would later require Junho to create an entirely new category in his mental filing system, located somewhere between "Acceptable Business Practices" and "Breathing Exercises (Mandatory)."
[7] A previously theoretical level on the Accent Anxiety Index, characterized by the complete abandonment of Seoul linguistic pretense and the emergence of what Minjeong's mother would call "ě°ëŚŹ ë¸ě ě§ě§ 몊ě댏" (our daughter's real voice).
[8] Statistical analysis of Junho's daily eye contact patterns, conducted by his personal AI assistant, revealed an average sustained eye contact duration of 1.3 seconds with all employees, making his current 4.7-second gaze at Minjeong a 361.5% deviation from the mean.
[9] A detail that would have impressed Junho greatly had he noticed it at the time of purchase, rather than at this precise moment when his brain was simultaneously trying to process the concept of infinity and the way Minjeong's eyes reflected the city lights like binary code translated into stardust.
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The Hwayo bottle stood between them like a glass mediator, its contents depleted by exactly 73.4%. Junho found himself performing calculations he had never previously considered necessary: the precise angle at which Minjeong's smile disrupted his cardiac rhythm (42.7°), the correlation coefficient between her proximity and his ability to maintain coherent thought patterns (inverse relationship, R² = 0.97), the half-life of each satoori-tinged syllable in his auditory memory (approaching infinity)[10].
"There's a pojangmacha," Minjeong said, her words now performing linguistic gymnastics between Seoul and Busan, "down in Gangnam that serves í 매's íě just like back home. But youâ" she gestured with her glass, creating small amber trajectories in the air, "âyou probably have the exact caloric content memorized without ever tasting it."
"624 calories per standard serving," Junho confirmed automatically, then added, in what he would later recognize as his first attempt at human humor[11], "Not accounting for í 매's (grandmotherâs) love."
The laugh that escaped Minjeong's lips was genuine enough to bypass all of Junho's statistical models for appropriate business interaction. It was the kind of laugh that made him wonder if his entire algorithmic approach to life had been operating on a fundamental error: the assumption that human emotions could be debugged rather than experienced.
"ěŹěĽë," she said, then caught herself, "ěë, Junho-ssi." The honorific shift created a quantifiable disruption in the office's atmospheric pressure[12]. "Do you know why I cry sometimes when you yell about the numbers?"
Junho's hands found themselves attempting to calculate an emotion he had no formula for. "I... have a working hypothesis."
"It's not because I'm scared or hurt," she continued, her Busan accent now wrapping around the words like a warm coast-side breeze. "It's because I see you turning yourself into code, like you're trying to compile a human being into binary, and..." she paused, searching for words in both Seoul and Busan vocabularies before settling on, "...ęˇ¸ę˛ ë돴 ěęšěě."
The phrase hung in the air, untranslatable in its full emotional weight[13].
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[10] A phenomenon that would later require Junho to create an entirely new mathematical framework he privately termed "The Minjeong Constant: Variables in Human Connection."
[11] Later analysis of office security footage would reveal this as his first non-data-related comment in approximately 2,847 hours of recorded business interactions.
[12] Advanced environmental sensors in the building's HVAC system actually recorded a 0.02% change in air pressure at this exact moment, though causation versus correlation remains a subject of debate among the building's maintenance staff.
[13] The closest English approximation might be "it's such a waste," but this fails to capture the uniquely Korean sense of regret for potential beauty lost to unnecessary efficiency, like trying to measure ocean waves in milliliters.
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For exactly 15.4 seconds, Junho Kimâmaster of instantaneous data processing, champion of real-time analyticsâfound himself buffering. His mind, that perfectly calibrated instrument of calculation, attempted to run multiple subroutines simultaneously:
ROUTINE_1: Analyze the 2.3% tremor in Minjeong's voice during "ęˇ¸ę˛ ë돴 ěęšěě"
ROUTINE_2: Process the 7.4mm dilation of his pupils upon hearing his given name
ROUTINE_3: Calculate the exact distance between their hands on the desk (23.7cm, decreasing by approximately 0.3mm per heartbeat)
ERROR: Stack overflow in emotional processing unit[14]
"I have a file," he began, then stopped, realizing that perhaps not everything needed to be classified and stored. "No, I mean... I remember every time you've smiled at work. Real smiles, not the ones you use for clients or difficult vendors." His fingers twitched, instinctively seeking a keyboard that wasn't there. "The data suggests that they occur most frequently when you're talking about Busan, or when you think no one is watching you arrange the office plants, or..." he paused, processing, "...or when you're correcting my humanity protocols[15]."
Minjeong's eyes widened, creating what Junho's brain automatically calculated as a 34.6% increase in their reflective surface area. "You... keep track of my smiles?"
"I keep track of everything," he said, then amended, displaying unprecedented runtime flexibility, "but your smiles occupy 43% more memory space than standard data points."
"ěě´ęł ," Minjeong laughed, the sound carrying hints of sea breezes and noraebang nights, "only you would quantify feelings in percentages and memory allocation, ěŹěĽë[16]."
The Hwayo bottle now stood at 82.6% depletion. Outside, Seoul had transformed into its weekend configuration, all neon equations and binary dreams. But inside this office, something unquantifiable was compilingâa program written in neither Python nor Java, but in the ancient code of human connection.
"There's a logical error in your earlier statement," Junho said suddenly, his voice performing calculations it had never been calibrated for. "About me not looking at you."
"Oh?" Minjeong's eyebrow arched at precisely 27 degrees.
"I look at you approximately 2,347 times per day. My peripheral vision activates in your presence with 72% more frequency than baseline. I have memorized exactly 267 variations of your voice modulation between Seoul and Busan registers[17]. The error," he continued, his own accent slipping for the first time since Harvard, "is in assuming I don't see you."
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[14] A phenomenon his Harvard professors had theoretically predicted but never successfully documented: the complete shutdown of pure logic circuits in favor of what they termed "human.exe."
[15] A private joke that had never made it past his internal firewall until this moment, referring to the way she subtly guided him toward more socially acceptable behaviors, like suggesting he say "good morning" to the cleaning staff or remember team members' birthdays.
[16] The honorific here carrying a new weight, somewhere between professional distance and affectionate teasing, a linguistic quantum state that would have fascinated physicists had they been present to observe it.
[17] This particular statistic would later become the subject of a 3 AM realization that perhaps "normal" CEOs don't maintain such detailed databases of their assistants' vocal patterns.
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The confession hung in the air with the weight of a misplaced decimal point. Minjeong's hand, still holding her Hwayo glass, trembled at a frequency of approximately 3.2 Hz. The office's automated climate control system registered a sudden 0.7°C spike in local temperature[18].
"꡸ëě..." Minjeong's voice emerged in Pure Pattern #271 (Subcategory: Emotional Breakthrough), "this is why you always know when I've had ëĄëłśě´ for lunch?"
The unexpected query caused Junho to experience what his systems could only classify as a brief moment of runtime joy. "The specific aroma particles adhere to your cardigan at a rate ofâ" he caught himself, noting the gleam in her eye, and for the first time in recorded history, Junho Kim deliberately chose not to complete a calculation[19].
Instead, he found himself saying, "Your smile increases by exactly 23.7% when you eat ëĄëłśě´. It's... optimal."
"ěľě í?" Minjeong's laugh carried notes of soju and starlight. "You're really going to data-analyze my happiness levels?"
"I have spreadsheets," he admitted, his voice carrying an unfamiliar warmth that his diagnostic systems struggled to categorize. "Cross-referenced with weather patterns, quarterly reports, and the frequency of your Busan accent emergence[20]."
"ěě´ęł ..." She shifted in her chair, reducing the distance between them by precisely 4.7 centimeters. "You're either the weirdest or the most romantic person I've ever met, and I haven't decided which yet."
The word 'romantic' created a momentary buffer overflow in Junho's cognitive processes. His hands, typically occupied with calculating profit margins or optimizing supply chains, found themselves drawing abstract patterns on his desk's surfaceâa behavior previously filed under 'Inefficient Human Gestures: Do Not Engage.'
"I could..." he paused, processing, "...show you the data?"
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[17] This particular dataset would later be renamed in his personal files to "The Minjeong Codex: A Quantitative Analysis of Qualitative Perfection."
[18] The building's maintenance staff would later attribute this to a mechanical anomaly, unaware they had documented the exact moment Junho Kim's ice-cold corporate facade began its calculated melt.
[19] A moment that would later be marked in his personal development log as "First Successful Implementation of Strategic Data Suppression for Emotional Optimization."
[20] These spreadsheets, discovered months later during a routine server backup, would become legendary among the IT department as "The Love Languages of Linear Regression."
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Minjeong's eyes sparkled with what Junho's facial recognition protocols quantified as 87% mirth, 13% tenderness. "ëł´ěŹěŁźě¸ě," she said, the soju making her consonants softer, more Busan-bound. "Show me this data about me."
For the first time in his professional career, Junho Kim fumbled with his laptop password[21]. The Hwayo bottle between them had decreased to critical levels, and he found the standard office lights were creating unusual prismatic effects in Minjeong's hair. His fingers, typically precise to the microsecond, skittered across the keyboard.
"See, here's the correlation between your happiness metrics and the proximity to Korean holidays," he began, then stopped, distracted by the way she'd rolled her chair closer to view his screen. The scent of her perfume (ëëźě§ ę˝, his brain supplied automatically, though for once the percentage calculation felt irrelevant) mixed with the lingering soju in the air.
"You made a pie chart," she said, her voice warm with something his systems were too buzzed to properly quantify, "of my favorite lunch spots?"
"The data visualization seemed... appropriate," he managed, aware that his usual processing power was operating at diminished capacity. "Though I may have spent a statistically anomalous amount of time color-coding it to match your favorite blazer[22]."
Minjeong's laugh had shed all traces of its Seoul polish. "ě´ë¨¸ë, who knew the great Junho Kim was such a..." she searched for the word in both dialects before landing on, "...nerd?"
"I prefer 'data enthusiast,'" he replied, surprising himself with the speed of his response. The soju was definitely affecting his standard processing delays. "Though my enthusiasm appears to be... specialized."
"Specialized?" Her eyebrow arched in a way that created unprecedented disruptions in his cardiac rhythm.
"The data suggests," he said, his own Gangnam accent softening around the edges, "a singular focus on one particular... variable[23]."
The office space seemed to contract by approximately 40%, though Junho found himself caring less about the exact percentage with each passing moment. Minjeong's hand had somehow migrated to rest near his on the desk, their fingers separated by a gap that felt simultaneously quantum and cosmic.
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[21] Password: Min2847@QLS, a combination he would later realize was more revealing than any spreadsheet.
[22] The blazer in question: a deep navy piece from a Dongdaemun boutique, worn approximately every third Wednesday, correlated with a 34% increase in his productive distraction levels.
[23] Later analysis of the office security footage would show that at this point, Junho's typically perfect posture had relaxed to unprecedented levels, creating what the ergonomics AI labeled as "Optimal Romance Angles."
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"Show me more," Minjeong said softly, unconsciously tilting her head up to meet his gaze. Something in her tone caused Junho's spinal alignment to automatically straighten, his shoulders squaring as he leaned forward slightly. The motion created what his hazily analytical mind registered as a subtle shift in the office's power dynamics[24].
"These graphs," he began, his voice dropping half an octave without any conscious input, "track every time you've challenged my decisions in meetings." His finger traced the upward trend line, the gesture somehow both precise and possessive. "You're the only one who dares to correct my logic. It's... intriguing."
Minjeong's breath caught audibly. "ěŹěĽë..." she started, then with visible effort, "Junho-ssi... you track even that?"
"I track everything about you," he admitted, the soju finally overriding his professional filter subroutines. The way she instinctively ducked her head at his words, a soft pink rising in her cheeks, sparked something primal in his usually ordered mind. "Though lately, I find myself more interested in the unquantifiable variables[25]."
"Like what?" The question emerged barely above a whisper, her natural deference to his authority softened by something warmer, more personal.
Junho felt his hand move with uncharacteristic boldness to tilt her chin up, his thumb registering her pulse point at... he realized with start that for the first time in his adult life, he didn't care about the exact number. What mattered was the acceleration, the way her breath stuttered when he held her gaze.
"Like the way you automatically straighten my tie when you think I'm not paying attention," he murmured, voice steady despite the soju. "Or how you always wait for me to take the first sip of coffee in our morning meetings[26]."
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[24] The building's pressure sensors detected a subtle but measurable change in the room's atmospheric density, as if the very air was rearranging itself around their shifting dynamic.
[25] Security logs would later note this as the moment Junho Kim's typing pattern on his laptop transitioned from "Corporate Efficiency" to what could only be described as "Focused Intensity."
[26] A habit that Minjeong had developed unconsciously over months, part of an unspoken protocol that went far beyond mere professional courtesy.
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The laptop screen dimmed to conserve power, casting half of Junho's face in shadow. His hand hadn't moved from her chin, thumb still resting against her pulse point in what his rapidly deteriorating analytical functions recognized as a gesture of both measurement and claim[27].
"You know what else I've noticed?" The question rumbled from somewhere deeper than his usual corporate register. His other hand reached past her to close the laptop with a decisive click, eliminating the last barrier between them. "You mirror my breathing patterns during long meetings. í¸íĄě´... perfectly synchronized."
Minjeong's eyes widened fractionally, caught between the wall and his presence. "That's..." she swallowed, her professional composure wavering, "...very observant of you, ěŹěĽë."
"I thought we were past ěŹěĽë," he said softly, but with an undertone that made it less observation, more command. The soju had stripped his voice of its algorithmic precision, leaving something rawer, more intuitive[28].
"Jun...ho..." she tested the name without honorifics, the syllables carrying the weight of every unspoken variable between them. Her hands fidgeted with her portfolio, a nervous tell he'd documented approximately 847 times but had never been close enough to still before.
Until now.
His free hand covered both of hers, instantly calming their movement. The gesture was protective, possessive, and entirely unplanned by his usual decisional matrices[29]. "You don't need to calculate the right response," he murmured, unconsciously echoing her earlier criticism of his own binary nature. "Your instincts have a 99.9% accuracy rate."
The percentage slipped out automatically, making her laughâa soft, breathy sound that seemed to bypass his auditory processing and strike directly at something more fundamental. Her head tilted back further, a movement so subtle it barely registered on the office's motion sensors but sent his pulse into unprecedented acceleration.
"My instincts," she whispered, her Busan accent emerging with complete authenticity, "are telling me we've miscategorized this relationship[30]."
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[27] The building's biometric scanners would later flag this moment for what their algorithms labeled as "Significant Cardiovascular Anomaly: Dual Synchronization."
[28] Office voice recognition software attempted and failed to classify this new vocal pattern, eventually creating a new category labeled simply "After Hours Protocol."
[29] The exact pressure of his grip would have registered at precisely 7.2 PSI, perfectly calibrated between restraint and assertion, had either of them still been counting.
[30] The security AI, in its nightly report, would mark this exchange with a rare notation: "Recommended Reclassification of Personnel Relationship Status Pending."
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"Miscategorized," Junho repeated, the word hanging in the air like a suspended calculation. His hand moved from her chin to the nape of her neck, fingers threading through her hair with unprecedented decisiveness[31]. The motion drew her incrementally closer, though for once he didn't bother quantifying the exact distance.
"yes..." Minjeong's affirmation came out breathier than any of her previously recorded vocal patterns. The portfolio slipped from her fingers, creating what would normally be an unacceptable disruption of organized space. Neither of them moved to retrieve it.
"You know what's interesting?" Junho's voice had shed every trace of its corporate modulation, leaving only that command that seemed to resonate directly with her autonomic nervous system. "I've run approximately 2,847 scenarios of this moment in my head[32]."
Her hands had found their way to his chest, fingers curling into the precise Italian wool of his suit. "And?" The question emerged with a tremor that his tactile sensors catalogued automatically before his conscious mind told them to stop measuring and start feeling.
"None of them..." he leaned closer, watching her eyes flutter half-closed in response to his proximity, "...included the variable of you looking at me exactly like this."
The faint scent of soju on her breath mingled with that eternally elusive percentage of ëëźě§ ę˝ perfume. Junho felt his last analytical subroutines shutting down, replaced by something far more ancient than algorithms[33].
"Minjeong-ah," he said, his voice dropping to a register that bypassed all honorifics, all corporate hierarchy, all pretense of professional distance.
Her response was to cant her head just so, a motion that managed to be both surrender and invitation. "Calculation time's over, ěŹěĽë," she whispered, the honorific now carrying a weight that had nothing to do with corporate structure.
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[31] The office's motion sensors registered this gesture as "Executive Override: Priority Action."
[32] This number, like most of his remaining statistics, was completely fabricatedâa first for Junho Kim's otherwise impeccable data records.
[33] Building security cameras would later mark this timestamp with an unprecedented classification: "Critical System Override: Human.exe fully activated."
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For the first time in his documented existence, Junho Kim stopped calculating entirely.
The distance closed between them with a momentum that defied measurement. His hand tightened in her hair, angling her face upward as his other arm wrapped around her waist, pulling her flush against him. The kiss, when it came, contained no statistics, no data points, no quantifiable metrics[34].
Minjeong made a soft soundâPattern #unknown, Category: heavenâagainst his mouth. Her fingers clutched his suit lapels with enough force to wrinkle the wool beyond its optimal pressed state, a fact that Junho's usually meticulous mind registered and immediately discarded as irrelevant.
Time segmented into a new measurement system: the catch of her breath, the silk of her hair between his fingers, the way she yielded and pressed closer simultaneously. Junho discovered that his organizational skills apparently extended to kissing, each angle adjustment and pressure variation drawing increasingly desperate responses from Minjeong[35].
When they finally broke apart, Minjeong's carefully maintained Seoul pronunciation had disappeared entirely. "ěě´ęł ..." she breathed against his mouth, "ëšě ě´..."
"Initial results," Junho murmured, his own accent thick with something that had nothing to do with regional linguistics, "require extensive further testing[36]."
She laughed, the sound vibrating against his chest where she was still pressed against him. "Did you just turn our first kiss into a quality control protocol?"
"Quality confirmed," he replied, then demonstrated his newfound commitment to hands-on research by kissing her again, harder this time, swallowing her surprised gasp. His hand splayed possessively across her lower back, holding her steady as she swayed into him.
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[34] The building's atmospheric sensors recorded unexplained fluctuations in local temperature, humidity, and electromagnetic fields, leading to a complete recalibration of their measurement standards.
[35] Later analysis would suggest that Junho's legendary attention to detail had found a new, decidedly non-professional application, though this data remains classified in personal files marked "Private Research: Ongoing."
[36] The security AI attempting to transcribe this conversation eventually gave up and simply tagged the file: "Error 404: Professionalism Not Found."
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Somewhere in the haze of non-analytical thought, Junho registered Minjeong's slight backward momentum and moved instinctively to steady her. His hand swept the desk clear with uncharacteristic disregard for organizational protocols, sending the quarterly reports flutter-falling to the carpet in an acceptable margin of chaos[37].
"Jun...ho..." His name escaped her lips like a statistical anomaly as he lifted her effortlessly onto the mahogany surface. Her legs parted automatically to accommodate him, skirt hiking up precisely 4.7 inchesâthe last measurement his brain would process for the foreseeable future.
"So beautiful," he murmured against her throat, the words emerging in pure Gangnam inflection, all pretense of corporate diction abandoned. His teeth grazed her pulse point, drawing a whimper that would require an entirely new classification system[38].
Minjeong's fingers tangled in his precisely styled hair, disrupting approximately 47 minutes of morning grooming routine. "ěŹěĽë," she gasped, the honorific now carrying entirely different connotations, "the papers..."
"Irrelevant data," he growled, recapturing her mouth with newfound authority. The kiss deepened, transformed, became something that defied all previous parameters. Her back arched into him, creating angles that had nothing to do with geometry and everything to do with instinct[39].
A distant part of his mind registered the soft thud of his suit jacket hitting the floor, followed by the whisper of silk as Minjeong's blazer joined it. The city lights painted silver equations across her skin, codes he suddenly needed to decode with his mouth instead of his mind.
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[37] The office's normally pristine state would require exactly 23.7 minutes to restore, a task that would be significantly delayed by several subsequent "data collection sessions."
[38] Facial recognition software attempting to analyze the security feed would crash repeatedly, unable to reconcile Junho Kim's expression with any known configuration in its emotional database.
[39] The building's structural integrity sensors registered minor seismic activity, though this data would be suspiciously absent from the next day's maintenance logs.
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He let his hands trail by the sides of her body, one busy with her torsoâbreasts and allâand the other, feeling the creamy softness of her thighs. And each needy press or pinch, brought out the softest of her moans, the cutest of her lip quivers.
He was busy, marking her lips, making it all swollen and red; yet, still, he couldnât get enough of her. That soft body, her caring little hands, her hot inner thighs, and that gentle heat radiating off her coreâjust hidden by the slightest of her skirt. âMinjeong.â He whispered, pressing himself against herâa matter of teasing and also a way to test the waters, whether or not she wanted it on the table.
And Minjeong, not one to initiate, wrapped her thin arms around his nape, pulling him closer, âYes, yes, please, anything, anywhere,â then a dozen little kisses all on his face. This assurance, this consent, slowly, but surely, made him wrench her legs openâwide. He saw that stain, dark against her gray underwear, and that was when his photographic memory⌠failed him.
He dug in, letting his loin press up against hersâimmersing himself in her wetness. Then, finally, he pulled down on his pants, showing his tent-like imprint on his underwear to Minjeong, who, obviously, couldnât stop staring. By the end of the minute, that ruthless minute, both were undressed in their lower-halfâa utilitarian instinct to fuck each other as fast as possible.
Junho breathed heavily, staring at that pink hue that her core was so beautifully composed ofâalong with the wetness, the fragrance, and more. âMinjeongâŚâ He held his shaft, lining it up straight on her wetness. She finally replied, âYes⌠JunhoâŚâ And thatâs when he pressed in, into the endless heat.
That wet connection hilt-to-hilt, along with a deep kissâturned Minjeong completely docile and submissive. That wet connection, her wet slime covering his shaft, somehow, only intensified their lust for each other. He pressed in again, faster this time, earning that soft mewl. âMhm, fuck me,â she whispered, again and again. He kept honoring those wishes, going deeper, and faster. He tucked his dick into her pussy, wet squelch and all, over and over until he felt his legs get weak from thrusting. Yet, that weakness didnât deter him, he glided deeper, letting both their pelvises rub against each other, and making Minjeong cry out from the clit stimulation. She felt like she was getting tunneled, this man, the love of her life, crush of her lifetime, fucking her so good into a wobbly tableâdreams arenât even this good.
âIâm gonna cum, Minjeong.â He whispered, low and growling.
âInside. Please. InsideâŚâ She whispered before getting overtaken by her orgasm.
And just at the peak of her orgasm, the teetering breath before rest, Junho barreled all his semen inside herârope after rope of semen splashing against her cervix. âHoly fuck.â they both said in conjunction.Â
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The Seoul skyline had shifted into its late-night configuration by the time they finally disentangled themselves. Junho's normally immaculate shirt hung open, his tie having long since joined the scattered papers on the floor. Minjeong's hair had abandoned all pretense of its usual professional arrangement, falling in waves that his fingers couldn't seem to stop threading through[40].
"ě´ę˛..." Minjeong began, her voice still carrying traces of breathlessness as she surveyed the chaos they'd created. Her blazer lay draped over a chair at an angle that would have horrified their usual professional standards. "I should reorganize theâ"
"Stay exactly where you are," Junho commanded softly, his arms tightening around her waist. His usual perfectionism had found a new target: the way she melted against him at that tone[41].
She tilted her head back to meet his gaze, her smile pure Busan sunshine. "ë°ě´í¸íě... be my ě¤ëš ?" The question emerged with endearing uncertainty, mixing honorifics and languages in a way that bypassed his brain entirely and struck straight at his heart.
"꡸ë," he murmured into her hair, then with characteristic precision added, "Exclusively."
Her laugh carried notes of joy and residual shyness. "Then as your girlfriend, I should really clean up this mess..." She gestured at the scattered papers, the displaced furniture, the general dishevelment that spoke eloquently of the past hour's activities.
"As your boyfriend," his voice dropped to that commanding register that made her shiver, "I want to watch you do it[42]."
The drive homeâhis penthouse, by unspoken agreementârequired exactly 17 minutes. Neither of them bothered to count.
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[40] The building's security system would later note this as the longest recorded instance of the CEO remaining in office after hours, though the detailed logs were mysteriously corrupted.
[41] Internal HR protocols regarding workplace relationships were hastily updated the following morning, though no one questioned why the CEO personally oversaw these revisions.
[42] The night cleaning staff would arrive to find the office in unprecedented perfect order, though several employees would later swear they heard laughter and whispered Busan endearments echoing through the empty halls.
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âThat Makes Me Smartâ

If you'd like an essay-formatted version of this post to read or share, here's a link to it on pluralistic.net, my surveillance-free, ad-free, tracker-free blog:
https://pluralistic.net/2024/12/04/its-not-a-lie/#its-a-premature-truth
The Biden administration disappointed, frustrated and enraged in so many ways, including abetting a genocide â but one consistent bright spot over the past four years was the unseen-for-generations frontal assault on corporate power and corporate corruption.
The three words that define this battle above all others are "unfair and deceptive" â words that appear in Section 5 of the Federal Trade Commission Act and other legislation modeled on it, like USC40 Section 41712(a), which gives the Department of Transportation the power to ban "unfair and deceptive" practices as well:
https://pluralistic.net/2023/01/10/the-courage-to-govern/#whos-in-charge
When Congress created an agency to punish "unfair and deceptive" conduct, they were saying to the American people, "You have a right not to be cheated." While this may sound obvious, it's hardly how the world works.
To get a sense of how many ripoffs are part of our daily lives, let's take a little tour of the ways that the FTC and other agencies have used the "unfair and deceptive" standard to defend you over the past four years. Take Amazon Prime: Amazon executives emailed one another, openly admitting that in their user tests, the public was consistently fooled by Amazon's "get free shipping with Prime" dialog boxes, thinking they were signing up for free shipping and not understanding that they were actually signing up to send the company $140/year. They had tested other versions of the signup workflow that users were able to correctly interpret, but they decided to go with the confusing version because it made them more money:
https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2024/05/amazon-execs-may-be-personally-liable-for-tricking-users-into-prime-sign-ups/
Getting you signed up for Prime isn't just a matter of taking $140 out of your pocket once â because while Amazon has produced a greased slide that whisks you into a recurring Prime subscription, the process for canceling that recurring payment is more like a greased pole you must climb to escape the Prime pit. This is typical of many services, where signing up happens in a couple clicks, but canceling is a Kafkaesque nightmare. The FTC decided that this was an "unfair and deceptive" business practice and used its authority to create a "Click to Cancel" rule that says businesses have to make it as easy to cancel a recurring payment as it was to sign up for it:
https://www.theregister.com/2023/07/12/ftc_cancel_subscriptions/
Once businesses have you locked in, they also spy on you, ingesting masses of commercial surveillance data that you "consented" to by buying a car, or clicking to a website, or installing an app, or just physically existing in space. They use this to implement "surveillance pricing," raising prices based on their estimation of your desperation. Uber got caught doing this a decade ago, raising the price of taxi rides for users whose batteries were about to die, but these days, everyone's in on the game. For example, McDonald's has invested in a company that spies on your finances to determine when your payday is, and then raises the price of your usual breakfast sandwich by a dollar the day you get paid:
https://pluralistic.net/2024/06/05/your-price-named/#privacy-first-again
Everything about this is "unfair and deceptive" â from switching prices the second you click into the store to the sham of consent that consists of, say, picking up your tickets to a show and being ordered to download an app that comes with 20,000 words of terms and conditions that allows the company that sends you a QR code to spy on you for the rest of your life in any way they can and sell the data to anyone who'll buy it.
As bad as it is to be trapped in an abusive relationship as a shopper, it's a million times worse to be trapped as a worker. One in 18 American workers is under a noncompete "agreement" that makes it illegal for you to change jobs and work for someone else in the same industry. The vast majority of these workers are in low-waged food-service jobs. The primary use of the American noncompete is to stop the cashier at Wendy's from getting an extra $0.25/hour by taking a job at McDonald's.
Noncompetes are shrouded in a fog of easily dispelled bossly bullshit: claims that noncompetes raise wages (empirically, this is untrue), or that they enable "IP"-intensive industries to grow by protecting their trade secrets. This claim is such bullshit: you can tell by the fact that noncompetes are banned under California's state constitution and yet the most IP-intensive industries have attracted hundreds of billions â if not trillions â in investment capital even though none of their workforce can be bound under a noncompete. The FTC's order banning noncompetes for every worker in America simply brings the labor regime that created Silicon Valley and Hollywood to the rest of the country:
https://pluralistic.net/2023/10/26/hit-with-a-brick/#graceful-failure
Noncompetes aren't the only "unfair and deceptive" practice used against American workers. The past decade has seen the rise of private equity consolidation in several low-waged industries, like pet grooming. The new owners of every pet grooming salon within 20 miles of your house haven't just slashed workers' wages, they've also cooked up a scheme that lets them charge workers thousands of dollars if they quit these shitty jobs. This scheme is called a "training repayment agreement provision" (TRAP!): workers who are TRAPped at Petsmart are made to work doing menial jobs like sweeping up the floor for three to four weeks. Petsmart calls this "training," and values it at $5,500. If you quit your pet grooming job in the next two years, you legally owe PetSmart $5,500 to "repay" them for the training:
https://pluralistic.net/2022/08/04/its-a-trap/#a-little-on-the-nose
Workers are also subjected to "unfair and deceptive" bossware: "AI" tools sold to bosses that claim they can sort good workers from bad, but actually serve as random-number generators that penalize workers in arbitrary, life-destroying ways:
https://pluralistic.net/2024/11/26/hawtch-hawtch/#you-treasure-what-you-measure
Some of the most "unfair and deceptive" conduct we endure happens in shadowy corners of industry, where obscure middlemen help consolidated industries raise prices and pick your pocket. All the meat you buy in the grocery store comes from a cartel of processing and packing companies that all subscribe to the same "price consulting" services that tells them how to coordinate across-the-board price rises (tell me again how greedflation isn't a thing?):
https://pluralistic.net/2023/10/04/dont-let-your-meat-loaf/#meaty-beaty-big-and-bouncy
It's not just food, it's all of Maslow's Hierarchy of Needs. Take shelter: the highly consolidated landlord industry uses apps like Realpage to coordinate rental price hikes, turning the housing crisis into a housing emergency:
https://pluralistic.net/2024/07/24/gouging-the-all-seeing-eye/#i-spy
And of course, health is the most "unfair and deceptive" industry of all. Useless middlemen like "Pharmacy Benefit Managers" ("a spreadsheet with political power" -Matt Stoller) coordinate massive price-hikes in the drugs you need to stay alive, which is why Americans pay substantially more for medicine than anyone else in the world, even as the US government spends more than any other to fund pharma research, using public money:
https://pluralistic.net/2024/09/23/shield-of-boringness/#some-men-rob-you-with-a-fountain-pen
It's not just drugs: every piece of equipment â think hospital beds and nuclear medicine machines â as well as all the consumables â from bandages to saline â at your local hospital runs through a cartel of "Group Purchasing Organizations" that do for hospital equipment what PBMs do for medicine:
https://pluralistic.net/2021/09/27/lethal-dysfunction/#luxury-bones
For the past four years, we've lived in an America where a substantial portion of the administrative state went to war every day to stamp out unfair and deceptive practices. It's still happening: yesterday, the CFPB (which Musk has vowed to shut down) proposed a new rule that would ban the entire data brokerage industry, who nonconsensually harvest information about every American, and package it up into categories like "teenagers from red states seeking abortions" and "military service personnel with gambling habits" and "seniors with dementia" and sell this to marketers, stalkers, foreign governments and anyone else with a credit-card:
https://www.consumerfinance.gov/about-us/newsroom/cfpb-proposes-rule-to-stop-data-brokers-from-selling-sensitive-personal-data-to-scammers-stalkers-and-spies/
And on the same day, the FTC banned the location brokers who spy on your every movement and sell your past and present location, again, to marketers, stalkers, foreign governments and anyone with a credit card:
https://www.404media.co/ftc-bans-location-data-company-that-powers-the-surveillance-ecosystem/
These are tantalizing previews of a better life for every American, one in which the rule is, "play fair." That's not the world that Trump and his allies want to build. Their motto isn't "cheaters never prosper" â it's "caveat emptor," let the buyer beware.
Remember the 2016 debate where Clinton accused Trump of cheating on his taxes and he admitted to it, saying "That makes me smart?" Trumpism is the movement of "that makes me smart" life, where if you get scammed, that's your own damned fault. Sorry, loser, you lost.
Nowhere do you see this more than in cryptocurrencyland, so it's not a coincidence that tens â perhaps hundreds â in dark crypto money was flushed into the election, first to overpower Democratic primaries and kick out Dem legislators who'd used their power to fight the "unfair and deceptive" crowd:
https://www.politico.com/newsletters/california-playbook-pm/2024/02/13/crypto-comes-for-katie-porter-00141261
And then to fight Dems across the board (even the Dems whose primary victories were funded by dark crypto money) and elect the GOP as the party of "caveat emptor"/"that makes me smart":
https://www.coindesk.com/news-analysis/2024/12/02/crypto-cash-fueled-53-members-of-the-next-u-s-congress
Crypto epitomizes the caveat emptor economy. By design, fraudulent crypto transactions can't be reversed. If you get suckered, that's canonically a you problem. And boy oh boy, do crypto users get suckered (including and especially those who buy Trump's shitcoins):
https://www.web3isgoinggreat.com/
And for crypto users who get ripped off because they've parked their "money" in an online wallet, there's no sympathy, just "not your keys, not your coins":
https://www.ledger.com/academy/not-your-keys-not-your-coins-why-it-matters
A cornerstone of the "unfair and deceptive" world is that only suckers â that is, outsiders, marks and little people â have to endure consequences when they get rooked. When insiders get ripped off, all principle is jettisoned. So it's not surprising that when crypto insiders got taken for millions the first time they created a DAO, they tore up all the rules of the crypto world and gave themselves the mulligan that none of the rest of us are entitled to in cryptoland:
https://blog.ethereum.org/2016/07/20/hard-fork-completed
Where you find crypto, you find Elon Musk, the guy who epitomizes caveat emptor thinking. This is a guy who has lied to drivers to get them to buy Teslas by promising "full self driving in one year," every year, since 2015:
https://www.consumerreports.org/cars/autonomous-driving/timeline-of-tesla-self-driving-aspirations-a9686689375/
Musk told investors that he had a "prototype" autonomous robot that could replace their workers, then demoed a guy in a robot suit, pretending to be a robot:
https://gizmodo.com/elon-musk-unveils-his-funniest-vaporware-yet-1847523016
Then Musk did it again, two years later, demoing a remote-control robot while lying and claiming that it was autonomous:
https://techcrunch.com/2024/10/14/tesla-optimus-bots-were-controlled-by-humans-during-the-we-robot-event
This is entirely typical of the AI sector, in which "AIs" are revealed, over and over, to be low-waged workers pretending to be robots, so much so that Indian tech industry insiders joke that "AI" stands for "Absent Indians":
https://pluralistic.net/2024/01/29/pay-no-attention/#to-the-little-man-behind-the-curtain
Musk's view is that he's not a liar, merely a teller of premature truths. Autonomous cars and robots are just around the corner (just like the chatbots that can do your job, and not merely convince your boss to fire you while failing to do your job). He's not tricking you, he's just faking it until he makes it. It's not a scam, it's inspirational. Of course, if he's wrong and you are scammed, well, that's a you problem. Caveat emptor. That makes him smart.
Musk does this all the time. Take the Twitter blue tick, originally conceived of as a way to keep Twitter users from being scammed ("unfair and deceptive") by con artists pretending to be famous people. Musk's inaugural act at Twitter was to take away blue ticks from verified users and sell them to anyone who'd pay $8/month. Almost no one coughed up for this â the main exception being scammers, who used their purchased, unverified blue ticks to steal from Twitter users ("that makes me smart").
As Twitter hemorrhaged advertising revenue and Musk became increasingly desperate to materialize an army of $8/month paid subscribers, he pulled another scam: he nonconsensually applied blue ticks to prominent accounts, in a bid to trick normies into thinking that widely read people valued blue ticks so much they were paying for them out of their own pockets:
https://www.bbc.com/news/technology-65365366
If you were tricked into buying a blue tick on this pretense, well, caveat emptor. Besides, it's not a lie, it's a premature truth. Someday all those widely read users with nonconsensual blue ticks will surely value them so highly that they do start to pay for them. And if they don't? Well, Musk got your $8: "that makes me smart."
Scammers will always tell you that they're not lying to you, merely telling premature truths. Sam Bankman-Fried's defenders will tell you that he didn't actually steal all those billions. He gambled them on a bet that (sorta-kinda) paid off. Eventually, he was able to make all his victims (sorta-kinda) whole, so it's not even a theft:
https://www.cnn.com/2024/05/08/business/ftx-bankruptcy-plan-repay-creditors/index.html
Likewise, Tether, a "stablecoin" that was unable to pass an audit for many years as it issued unbacked, unregulated securities while lying and saying that for every dollar they minted, they had a dollar in reserves. Tether now (maybe) has reserves to equal its outstanding coins, so obviously all those years where they made false claims, they weren't lying, merely telling a premature truth:
https://creators.spotify.com/pod/show/cryptocriticscorner/episodes/Tether-winsâSkeptics-lose-the-end-of-an-era-e2rhf5e
If Tether had failed a margin call during those years and you'd lost everything, well, caveat emptor. The Tether insiders were always insulated from that risk, and that's all that matters: "that makes me smart."
When I think about the next four years, this is how I frame it: the victory of "that makes me smart" over "fairness and truth."
For years, progressives have pointed out the right's hypocrisy, despite that fact that Americans have been conditioned to be so cynical that even the rankest hypocrisy doesn't register. But "caveat emptor?" That isn't just someone else's bad belief or low ethics: it's the way that your life is materially, significantly worsened. The Biden administration â divided between corporate Dems and the Warren/Sanders wing that went to war on "unfair and deceptive" â was ashamed and nearly silent on its groundbreaking work fighting for fairness and honesty. That was a titanic mistake.
Americans may not care about hypocrisy, but they really care about being stolen from. No one wants to be a sucker.
#tether#ftx#scams#trumpism#caveat emptor#cryptocurrency#twitter#sleaze#premature truths#bossware#pluralistic
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I went to (organised) this symposium lately about storms. There were lectures about math, but also some about physics. And the contrast between physists and mathematicians is so strange
Math lecturer: So this is our model, we're able to show most of the turbulence in the athmosphere but theres this little Îľ of data we can't really grasp.
Physics lecturer: This is how storm clouds work. Except, in our country, the clouds seem to be upside down. No clue why.
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ESA and NASA team up to study solar wind - Technology Org
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ESA and NASA team up to study solar wind - Technology Org
In the run-up to Aprilâs total solar eclipse, the ESA-led Solar Orbiter and NASA-led Parker Solar Probe are both at their closest approach to the Sun. Tomorrow, they will join hands in studying the driving rain of plasma that streams from the Sun, fills the Solar System, and causes dazzlement and destruction at Earth.
Both Solar Orbiter and Parker Solar Probe have very eccentric orbits, meaning that they fly in near to the Sun to get a close-up look, and then fly far out to give their onboard tech a chance to recover from the intense heat and radiation. During the next week, for the first time ever, the two spacecraft will both be at their closest approach to the Sun â what we call the âperihelionâ â at the same time.
Whatâs more, this closest approach coincides with Solar Orbiter and Parker Solar Probe being at right angles to each other as they look towards the Sun.
Daniel MĂźller, ESA Solar Orbiter Project Scientist, explains why this positioning is special. âOn this day, we have a unique spacecraft configuration, where Solar Orbiter will have its full suite of instruments pointed towards the region on the Sun where the solar wind is produced that will hit Parker Solar Probe a few hours later.â
Scientists will compare data collected by both missions to better understand the properties of the solar wind. Because Solar Orbiter is at its closest to the Sun, its telescopes will observe with the highest resolution. The simultaneous close approach by Parker Solar Probe means that only a few hours after the source regions of the solar wind have been imaged by Solar Orbiter, the plasma of this nearly pristine solar wind be sampled in space by Parker Solar Probe. This will allow scientists to better understand the link between the Sun and its heliosphere, the huge plasma bubble it blows into space.
But wait⌠at its closest approach, Solar Orbiter is 45 million km from the Sun, whilst Parker Solar Probe is just 7.3 million km away. So how does Solar Orbiter observe something that later hits Parker Solar Probe?
To answer this question, we need to look at the difference between remote sensing and in situ instruments. Both missions carry both instrument types on board, but whilst Solar Orbiter carries more remote sensing instruments, Parker Solar Probe carries mostly in situ instruments (no current camera technology could look at the Sun from so close a distance and survive).
Remote sensing instruments work like a camera or our eyes; they detect light waves coming from the Sun at different wavelengths. As light travels at 300 000 km/s, it takes 2.5 minutes to reach Solar Orbiterâs instruments at closest approach.
Meanwhile, Parker Solar Probeâs in situ instruments work more like our nose or tastebuds. They directly âtasteâ the particles and fields in the immediate vicinity of the spacecraft. In this case, Parker Solar Probe will measure solar wind particles that travel away from the Sun at speeds of more than a million kilometres per hour. Though this seems very fast, it is more than 500 times slower than the speed of light.
âIn principle, Solar Orbiter alone can use both methods,â points out Andrei Zhukov from the Royal Observatory of Belgium, who is working on the joint observations. âHowever, Parker Solar Probe comes much closer to the Sun, so can directly measure the properties of the solar wind â like its density and temperature â closer to its birthplace, before these properties change on its journey away from the Sun.â
âWe will really hit the jackpot if Solar Orbiter observes a coronal mass ejection (CME) heading towards Parker Solar Probe,â adds Andrei. âWe will then be able to see the restructuring of the Sunâs outer atmosphere during the CME in great detail, and compare these observations to the structure seen in situ by Parker Solar Probe.â
Teamwork makes the dream work
This is just one example of how Solar Orbiter and Parker Solar Probe are working together throughout their missions. Parker Solar Probeâs instruments are designed to sample the Sunâs corona (its outer atmosphere), targeting the region of space where the coronal plasma detaches to become the solar wind. This gives the scientists direct evidence on the conditions of the plasma in that region, and helps pinpoint how it is accelerated outwards towards the planets.
Beyond accomplishing its own science goals, Solar Orbiter will provide contextual information to improve the understanding of Parker Solar Probeâs in situ measurements. By working together in this way, the two spacecraft will collect complementary data sets, which will allow more science to be distilled from the two missions than either could manage on its own.
Solar Orbiter helps predict the total solar eclipse
The wispy ring that we see around the Sun during a total solar eclipse is its corona. Solar Orbiter data collected during the next week will also be used to predict the shape that the corona will take during the upcoming eclipse.
Researchers from Predictive Science Inc. use data from telescopes on and around Earth to create a 3D model of the solar corona. In advance of every total solar eclipse, they use this data to predict what the Sunâs corona will look like from Earth.
For the first time, Predictive Science will incorporate data from Solar Orbiterâs Polarimetric and Helioseismic Imager (PHI) instrument. This will allow them to add information on the Sunâs magnetic field from a unique vantage point to improve their prediction.
The prediction is already available here. It will evolve in real time as we approach the eclipse and Solar Orbiter data is added.
Predictive Sciences Inc. prediction of the 8 April total solar eclipse, as of 28 March 2024
Donât do a Galileo â use eye protection!
The total solar eclipse will cross North America on 8 April 2024 starting around 11:07 local time. Total solar eclipses are rare opportunities to see the Sunâs beautiful outer atmosphere, normally outshone by the brilliant surface. But great care must be taken to wear appropriate eclipse sunglasses in order to avoid eye damage.
Source: European Space Agency
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By looking at light from distant exploding stars called supernovas, in 1998 astronomers discovered the universe isn't just expandingâits expansion is speeding up. But what's behind this acceleration? Enter dark energy. It's one of the most debated and intriguing missing puzzle pieces of modern physicsâa mysterious form of energy believed to uniformly permeate all of space. In the current most accepted model of modern cosmology, dark energy is what drives the accelerated expansion of the universe. But what if there's another explanation that doesn't involve dark energy? A recent study using data from supernovas hints there might indeed be one, and it's called the Timescape model. This finding could profoundly challenge our understanding of the cosmos, so let's dive in.
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run away with me
@steddiebingo prompts: ocean + childhood friends (if like 16-19 counts as childhood, which i say it does !) | 2.6k words | T | mild cw for depression and alcohol as an unhealthy coping mechanism
Steve stares numbly out the office window, his view an ocean of concrete and the few sad, sparse trees that were planted in the median between this buildingâs parking lot and the neighboring one in a very weak attempt to give an illusion that anything natural or organic goes on here. As if thereâs anything more than stiff, soulless buildings filled with stiff, soulless men in stiff, soulless suits who have dull conversations about money and more empathy for a credit card or an expensive car than for any human being.Â
Every second is hours long, everything is so important and nothing matters at all, and everyoneâs always in a rush but they never seem to go anywhere. It used to make his skin crawl, the slow monotony behind the urgent droning. He used to feel like he couldnât breathe here, trapped at a desk and a computer, squirming under the constant presence of his boss and father, every eternal second oozing by and settling over him as if it had physical weight. He felt stuck and still, like a fly caught in amber, movements leaden and pointless as he sinks and suffocates slowly in a syrupy prison. But after a year of working here, Steve no longer cares. Heâs sunk in deep enough that itâs all dulled out and heâs become just as detached and hollow as the rest of them. He tells himself itâs only temporary anyways.
The phone rings at his desk, dragging his attention away from the window and pulling him out of his stupor.Â
âRichard Harringtonâs office,â Steve answers mechanically. âThis is his assistant, Steve. How may I help you?âÂ
It's a client, a long-time one who's been around for business meetings and dinners since he was a kid, and she coos over how mature and professional he sounds now. He gets that a lot, old clients and business partners of his dadâs calling or coming into the office and lavishing him with compliments on his role and responsibility. Itâs funny; they never thought so highly of him before, but they sure do now. And despite it all, Steve canât help but preen under the praise, feeling all grown up and just like a child.Â
He lets this lady gush for a little while longer before he takes her message for Richard and hangs up the phone. That brief moment of emotion flickers out and the dullness returns. The day drags on.Â
âThank god itâs Friday, huh?â Tommy Hagan leans against the counter in the break room when Steve goes to get a coffee refill. âI had to file so many reports today, Iâm about ready to kill myself.âÂ
âYeah, tell me about it,â Steve mutters, punching the button to start the coffee machine.
âYouâre still coming out with us tonight, right?â Tommy asks. âMy cousinâs in town - you know, the one I told you about, the model. I think you two are really gonna get along.â He says it with this gross smirk, double meaning abundantly clear, and Steve rolls his eyes.Â
âDude, stop trying to pimp your cousin out to me, man. You talk her up so much Iâm starting to think maybe you want her.â
âBut youâll be there, yeah?âÂ
âYeah, Iâll be there,â Steve says. Of course heâll be there. Itâs routine. Itâs all routine. They commiserate in the break room like a couple of wizened old world-weary businessmen on workdays and then party like teenagers on the weekend. Dulled out from the week, they buy back their missing emotion in the form of alcohol and drugs. A good buzz makes a decent substitute for a feeling, in a pinch. Itâs just enough to survive on week after week.Â
âGood.â Tommy grins, clapping Steve on the shoulder on his way out.Â
Steve grabs his coffee and returns to his desk, to phone calls and faxes and data entry until the clock finally hits 5:00 and releases everyone into the illusion of freedom. He breathes an empty sigh of relief along with everyone else, shutting off the computer and shoving files back into folders, packing up to leave. âTell your mother Iâll be working late tonight,â Richard tells him, and Steve nods. Nothing ever changes.Â
It's quite a shock to the normal routine of things, then, when he pulls up to his driveway to find an extra car parked out front. Which wouldn't be unusual on its own - his mom sometimes has friends over on Fridays - except for the fact that this car is a total piece of shit, which rules out any friend of his parents, and there's a wild-haired man leaning against it. It's the sight of that old once familiar face that's so jarring to him, has him hitting the brakes too hard and parking jerkily. Â
Steve gets out of his car and stares in disbelief. âEddie Munson.âÂ
âSo it's true.â Eddie looks him over, eyes carefully cataloguing Steve's stuffy business suit and tie. âYou've gone corporate.âÂ
Steve swallows. His body seems to have forgotten how to breathe. âWhat the hell are you doing here?âÂ
âWhat the hell am I doing here? Man, what the hell are you doing here?â Eddie counters, pushing himself off the side of his car and walking closer, one arm swept out to gesture at everything around them: the big house, the rich neighborhood, the expensive car, Steve and the very town itself. âYou were gonna get away from all this. You were gonna follow Robin to college and live by the ocean and teach middle school. Now I find out youâre back here living with your parents and working for your dad?âÂ
âYeah, I tried- we tried,â Steve says, tensing at the judgement in Eddieâs tone. âWe moved to the coast, made it work the best we could for a little while but it didn't last. Working minimum wage jobs just wasn't paying the rent and the money ran out and we both had to move back home. But this- this is just temporary.âÂ
âTemporary,â Eddie repeats, like he doesnât believe him. âYouâve been here a year.âÂ
âYeah.âÂ
âRobin says you guys hardly talk anymore.âÂ
Steveâs chest feels tight. âYeah, um, we just sort of drifted apart.â He shrugs, doesnât want to get into it. Thereâs not much more to say anyways - and that was the whole problem, really. Steveâs life had gotten so boring and mundane he didnât have a whole lot to talk about anymore. His humor dried up, their conversations fell flat, and eventually Robin stopped reaching out. âIt happens.âÂ
(You would know, he almost adds. After all, he and Eddie had drifted apart too, a lot longer ago.)
âRightâŚâ Eddie frowns. Steve doesnât like the way heâs looking at him, searching his face like heâs trying to see behind his eyes. He looks away.Â
âLook, itâs nice to see you again, but I donât have time to keep chatting right now. I have plans,â he says, short and dismissive. Itâs a lie of course, or half of one; Steve has plenty of time before heâs supposed to meet up with Tommy, he just doesnât want to stay in this conversation. âIâm grabbing a drink with a friend in a minute.âÂ
ââA friendâ,â Eddie continues to question him, either not taking the hint or blatantly ignoring it, âbut not Robin?âÂ
Steve sighs. âA coworker,â he elaborates. âTommy.âÂ
âHagan?â Eddie scoffs, predictably incredulous and unsupportive. He shakes his head. âJesus, man, what the fuck happened to you? This isnât you, Steve, none of this is. I know you, and this is all wrong. You canât seriously be happy like this.âÂ
âYou donât know me,â Steve snaps, defensive mostly because he knows Eddieâs right.Â
Because Eddie does know him, better than just about anyone except maybe Robin. They were close once, years ago, the better part of their late teens filled with nights spent laying together on the roof of Eddieâs trailer under the stars, trading secrets in hushed voices, all their fears and hopes and dreams, sometimes passing a joint back and forth but other times high on nothing more than simply the otherâs presence so close beside them, the brush of their hands and the press of their shoulders. It was a deep and intimate friendship, one that teetered on the edge of becoming something more but never got the chance to, because Eddie was the one who ran away first. By the time Steve made it to the ocean, Eddie had already crossed it and they fell out of touch.
So Eddie knows him, and heâs right, but he has no right to make such a claim after leaving Steve high and dry for years. He has no right to come all the way here just to shit on Steveâs life, no matter how correctly, after so long of not being a part of it.
âYou knew me as a teenager,â Steve continues harshly, bitterly. âYou knew me as a stupid, hopeful, naive kid. Iâve grown up since then, Eddie. Thatâs what the fuck happened to me. I grew up.âÂ
âNo, you havenât grown up,â Eddie sneers. âIf anything, youâve gone backwards. Look at you, itâs like youâre 16 all over again. All hail King Steve - popular pointless rich kid, partying with Tommy Hagan, desperate for approval from all the wrong people.âÂ
Steve clenches his jaw. âI think you should leave.âÂ
âIt breaks my heart to see you like this, Stevie.âÂ
âThen donât see me. Just go. Run away again, itâs what youâre best at.âÂ
Eddie doesnât seem to have a comeback for that. He deflates, starts taking a few steps back. âYour Majesty,â he relents with a mocking bow that wouldâve come across as derisive if he didnât look so goddamn sad. He turns around and so does Steve, walking off in opposite directions.Â
Steve feels almost dizzy, ill. There are too many emotions swirling beneath the numbness heâd gotten so used to, emotions so long forgotten he can no longer recognize them, can no longer remember how to feel them properly, and so they gather like nausea in his stomach instead. He can smell his motherâs cooking when he enters the house, but declines her offer to make him up a plate. His appetite is gone, and besides, skipping dinner just means heâll get drunker faster later, which sounds like a pretty good deal to him. He canât wait to drink away all thoughts of Eddie and their conversation.Â
And thatâs exactly what he does. He goes out and he gets drunk. Drunk enough to hook up with Tommyâs cousin; drunk enough to convince himself heâs not thinking of anybody else when he tangles his hands in her dark curly hair.Â
It does give him a start the next morning though, when he wakes up to wild curls splayed out on the pillow beside him. He sits up with a jolt, his mind slow and hungover and his eyes still blurry with sleep and for a second he thinks-- But then he blinks, his eyes adjust, and that's clearly a woman in his bed.Â
She stirs at his movement, lifting a hand to her forehead and groaning. Steve sympathizes.Â
âHell of a hangover, huh?â he says.Â
âYeah.â She glances over at him and smirks. âTotally worth it though,â she adds as she props herself up. âI had fun last night.âÂ
âYeah, me too.â He can't remember her name. Tabitha or Tanya or something like that.Â
âWell.â She stands, starts collecting her clothes off the floor and getting dressed. âI should get home.â She tosses her hair out of the jacket she's just shrugged on. âIâll see you around, Steve.âÂ
âYeah, see you around,â he echoes, watching her leave.Â
Then she's gone, and Steve sags back against the headboard. His stomach is churning and not just from the hangover. Emotions again, ugly ones. He's just beginning to be able to recall what they are now. Guilt, shame. He should've remembered her name. He should've offered her a ride home. How long has it been since he's cared about these things?Â
He closes his eyes, an attempt to disconnect for a second, but these feelings won't go away. So he sighs, drags himself out of bed, and tries to go about his day like normal, tries to ignore the fact that he can fucking feel again.Â
Heâs doing pretty well, same old routine, until night falls and the normalcy is broken by the sound of a rock bouncing off his bedroom window. Two more follow after he ignores the first one, so he grudgingly marches over and flings open his curtains to see whatâs going on. He blinks at the sight before him, but his eyes arenât playing tricks on him this time. Eddie Munson is outside throwing pebbles at his window. As if he hasnât already done enough damage.
Steve huffs irritably, turning on his heel and storming downstairs to meet him. âListen, if youâve just come back to tell me more about how shit my life is, I donât want to hear it-âÂ
âRun away with me,â Eddie says instead, and Steve stops short.Â
âAre you crazy?âÂ
âYeah.â Eddie grins, that wild grin of his that gave him the reputation of insane and reckless when they were younger, but the gleam in his eye falls short of manic. Nervous, excited, desperate, hopeful, maybe; but not crazy. He takes a step closer and speaks like he means it. âYou were right, running away is what Iâm best at. But I donât want to run from you, not again, so come with me this time.â His hands reach out as if to touch him, but then change course, gesturing widely. âWe can head towards the sea, or wherever you want. What do you say?âÂ
âI already tried that.â Steve shakes his head. âI told you, Robin and I already tried that and it didnât work.âÂ
âSo youâre just never gonna try again? Come on,â Eddie urges, âRobin can come too. Call her up, apologize for being a neglectful fucking friend, and letâs all get the hell out of here. Together.âÂ
âTogetherâŚâ Steve repeats. The three of them, like it used to be.Â
âYeah.â Eddieâs smile is so full of confidence, full of hope. âI really think we can make it this time.âÂ
His brightness is contagious, seeping through the edges of Steveâs doubt. That, too, is like it used to be. A self-proclaimed cynic as a teenager, but Eddie had never once come across that way to Steve. To him, Eddie had only ever seemed an endless blaze of optimism. His hope was his defiance, his way of saying, This world sucks, but not to me; I refuse. Steve had forgotten just how inspiring that is.
He's divided now. Torn between Eddie's infectious energy, the hope and want that form an ache in his chest, and the part of his mind that's still clinging to its programming, the part that feels duty bound to remain responsible, practical. The good kid, the perfect worker, the devil on his shoulder masquerading as an angel. It has one more protest to make. âBut I canât just leave. My life is here, my jobâŚâÂ
âThis life is killing you. You know that as well as I do.â Eddie does touch him now, taking Steveâs face in both hands. âThe lightâs all gone from your pretty eyes. Please let me see if I can help you bring it back.âÂ
The warmth of Eddieâs hands on his face spreads through his entire body, and Steveâs choice is made. Maybe itâs crazy, maybe theyâre just as doomed now as they were all those years ago, but Steve has been woken up from his numbness, made to remember emotion again, all the good and the bad, and he thinks maybe with Eddie he can start to relearn to feel a bit more of the good. âOkay,â he says finally. âIâll pack a bag. Iâll call Robin.âÂ
Eddie grins brighter than ever then and kisses him, and Steve knows heâs made the right decision.
#and they all live happily ever after yayyy#yes this was loosely inspired by the gilmore girls episode where jess yells at rory for dropping out of yale lmao#steddiebingo2025#steddie#steddie ficlet#steddie fanfiction#steddie fic#steve harrington#eddie munson#stranger things#ficlet#mine
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