#pink velvet kitty quartz

[zoetheneko]

Me + Rambo as gems

[kingofthe-egirls]

BUTTERFLY: LUFFY x Y/N (modern au part 7)

modern au

(cw: mma!luffy, celebrity, dress shopping, flirty banter, food mention, interview w Teen Vogue reporter, reader is a camgirl)

(a/n: help)

Songs: “The Louvre” by Lorde

words: 1.4k

****

“I’m not askin’ what I look like,” Luffy drawls with a crooked smirk. His hands are loose in his pockets as he steps closer, space minimizing between his heated body and yours. “I’m askin’ if ya like whatcha see. Cmon, kitty, how’re the threads?”

He leers at you in his fitted black suit, paired with a deep red, satin button down the color of a dry cabaret sauvignon. A silver chain with a skull-and-crossbones hangs around his neck. It glitters between his exposed collarbones. You want to take it off with your teeth.

“Sexy.”

He snickers, and rushes back into the changing room. “Awesome,” is all he says as he finishes redressing.

You’re standing outside the velvet curtain holding the socks, tie, and pocket square that match the suit.

He adds a Rolex to the mix.

You both check out of the swanky menswear shop, and head down the sparkling strip to find you a dress.

****

You stand in the fitting room, obscured by a black door with a chalkboard sign that says “#2” in a curly, squiggly font.

You’d decided to hit one of the local thrift stores, decked out in miniature Calico Critter toys, porcelain tea sets, vintage dresses, and strange plants. Luffy seems comfortable enough, chatting with the elderly saleswoman at the counter.

You squirm.

You’re wearing a deep red velveteen dress with a gathered waist and a slit up the side. It’s heavy, and smells like mothballs. You shimmy out of it; the texture is abhorrent.

“How’s it goin’, dollface?”

Luffy asks you through the kitschy little door. His sandals scuff the uneven floorboards on the other side of the fitting room. You’re tangling your limbs in an emerald green

cocktail dress with too-tight sleeves.

“Struggling!”

You huff with an honest sigh.

“What’s wrong? Need my help?” He asks cheekily, and you snort.

“Not yet, Prince Charming.”

He laughs, but lays off the banter. It’s a sorta sweet balance that you two have found with each other.

Luffy knocks on the door.

“How’s this one? Saleslady said—,” he stops as you open the door, still half-dressed in a champagne gown. It’s pale pink with diamond shimmers. The sweetheart neckline dives between your breasts, tapered empire waistline revealing the goddess-like, Boticelli version of your pear-shaped body. The long, flowy skirt wraps around your legs in waves. There’s a subtle slit to your thigh, and you found a rose gold clutch to match.

You slowly turn, sweeping your hair to the side so he can zip the back of the slinky, incandescent gown.

His fingers are slow as he clips the zipper up your exposed back.

“What jewelry d’ya want?”

He asks, raspy.

****

You decide on a single, Swarovski swan pendent with a rose-quartz center. The wings of the silver swan are outstretched behind her, with a diamondesque eye sparkling at the center of her graceful face.

You spray Daisy by Marc Jacobs at your pulse points. You curl your hair. You apply eyeshadow, lip liner, and gloss. You contour and highlight: blush, false lashes, winged eyeliner, everything.

You stare at yourself in the mirror of Luffy’s luxurious bathroom.

Sparkling.

Glittering.

Insane.

****

The dinner lasts so long.

You find yourself picking at the fabric napkin in your lap: undoing scratchy threads as you fiddle.

There’s so much social labor.

You have no idea how your boyfriend does it. It’s so many hours of smiling, chatting, answering questions, social media marketing, and more.

Everything said is scrutinized. Laborious. Every single face you make has a chance to be photographed. Immortalized. Tweeted. Instagrammed.

Commented on.

You scrunch your nose to the side, staring down at your green tea sorbet. A dessert that is so light and refreshing actual tears spring to your eyes as you taste the light green ice.

The champagne is sweet.

Your stomach is sour.

Luffy is standing off to the side, doing an interview. The reporter is smiling, seemingly kind.

Luffy kicks ass at interviews.

The social media burnout seems to roll off his back. Like staring into flashing lights doesn’t dizzy his head. Like he can still focus through the humming buzz of food, conversation, drinks, and laughter.

You feel like a scared rabbit.

Someone bumps your elbow, and you squeak out a frozen gasp of terror. Someone laughs, and the tension leaves your body as you force yourself to breathe. You’re safe, here.

It’s just new, is all.

“Sorry bout that,” someone says, as they hover next to your seat. You force yourself to see past lights and sounds and system overload. Person. Individual. Someone is standing next to you and you must learn their name. “Is this seat taken?”

You shake your head, and shift so they have room to sit in Luffy’s vacant seat. They’re lovely: dressed in sky blue and silver accents.

“Maria.”

You smile wide at hearing her name, her pronouns, her career as a social media manager. She’s working at Teen Vogue, something you particularly respect. “Is it okay if I ask you some questions? It’s super interesting to see your social media presence as an egirl,” she smiles, “And I’d love to see what you have to say about it! It’s okay if you’re a little overwhelmed,” she allows. She had a gap between her front two teeth.

She is sparkling.

“Sure! I’m an open book, really. My social filter is all outta wack,” you admit, shyly. But you hope your open body language and softer voice help get the “friends” message across.

Expression. Communication.

Honesty.

Sweetness.

Swiftness.

She starts:

“So, how long has it been since you started camming?” She licks her lips, iPhone recording the conversation. She sets it on her knee, face up. She had a daisy-patterned pop socket.

“I started in 2020, once the pandemic started. I started an OnlyFans, and I haven’t really looked back since. Although, I take some breaks now and again.”

She smiles, “Breaks are healthy,” she assures you, as someone starts filming you over her shoulder. You scoop another bite of sorbet.

“So, what would you say is the most interesting thing about your career?”

“Mm!” You hum through a mouthful of green tea ice, “So many things! It’s so creatively expressive. I get to assign myself whatever roles I want,” you start bragging a little, “Since I choose whoever I wanna cosplay. It’s also so sweet to see what content people vibe with. Like, someone said they listen to my ASMR as they fall asleep! It’s amazing, seeing that someone sees you as their comfort content, y’know?” You smile, rambling a bit.

She smiles, though. She seems to enjoy listening. So you smile, too.

“Awesome, that’s super cool. What are some challenges about sex work?”

You nod, sober.

“The shame. People want to criticize me so much for showing my body onscreen, but burlesque has been around for centuries. The art of the striptease, the art of pornography, the skills of prostitution—it’s all so gorgeous. It’s got its shadow side, like everything, so when I speak about sex work as a career, I am always only ever speaking about consensual sex.”

She nods sagely, listening.

“So, um…ah—is it okay if I speak more on this?” You ask nervously. The napkin is scrunched into knots in your fists. The reporter—Maria—nods. She is smiling, and focused. Her eyes are deep brown, with fluffy eyelashes even without mascara.

She is not wearing makeup.

You smudge at your own lipstick, wishing you could swipe it off.

“Okay, so…it’s a way for me to flirt with strangers on the internet. It’s like, a very fun thing to do for me,” you smile, honestly. “And that’s how I met Monkey D. Luffy! Oh, I hope that’s okay to say,” you suddenly fret, social filter glitching out. “It’s so hard to understand censorship,” you confess, “I’m an adult performer so like…all the stuff I say is gonna be, like, eighteen plus. Or like, how do you decide what’s private and what’s public? It’s all so discomfortable,” you huff.

She smiles, laughing softly.

“I understand. Is there anything else you wanna say?” She has her hands folded in front of her, with several silver rings on her slender, piano-player fingers.

“Don’t say he met me through my day job, please.”

She meets your eyes, scanning.

“Seriously.”

She nods, satisfied.

“Thanks so much for your time, Miss Hero Butterfly!” She smiles, and stands up. Her dress rustled around her. She has a butterfly pendant in her hair. You smile, and stand to shake her hand.

“I love your butterfly necklace,” you say, grinning.

She winks.

“I wore it for you.”

****

[vampyr3wife]

It's a time paradox and all your favorite shit is available, every fruit is in season, all your favorite niche stuff is there. What are you buying

Hmmmm am I still limited to 100? I’ll just list sum stuff c: I’d get raspberries, blackberries, strawberries, blueberries, cherries, big crunchy green grapes, watermelon, lemons, lychee. Black velvet pumps w cute little ankle straps (I would paint pink paws on the bottoms). Vinyl shrug. Wet specimen snake and cat skeleton articulation. Glow in the dark stars. Fancy custom made collars w rose quartz n lace for me n my kitties. Pretty knives or swords. 15 piercings. Vanta black permanent hairdye.

[kittysdiary]

Kitty’s Updated Beauty Essentials:

(A small look at majority of my current beauty faves I own)

Makeup ❤︎

Face:

Urban Decay All Nighter Primer

Too Faced Hungover Primer

Too Faced Born This Way Foundation

Too Faced Born This Way Concealer

Fenty Beauty Pro Filt’r Foundation

Fenty Beauty Pro Filt’r Concealer

Fenty Beauty Loose Setting Powder

Laura Mercier Loose Setting Powder

Benefit Cosmetics Galifornia Blush

Benefit Cosmetics Cookie Highlighter

Benefit Cosmetics Tickle Highlighter

Benefit Cosmetics Hoola Bronzer

Elf Bora Bora Putty Blush

Urban Decay All Nighter Setting Spray

Eyes:

Morphe Eyeshadow Palettes

Colourpop Eyeshadow Palettes

Too Faced Eyeshadow Palettes

Too Faced Better Than Sex Waterproof Mascara

Too Faced Better Than Sex Eyeliner

Lancôme Hypnose Mascara Doll Eyes

Nyx Epic Ink Liner

Stila Liquid Eyeshadow

Duo Lash Glue

Kiss Lashes (Sassy Hybrid + Babydoll are my faves)

Lips:

Nyx Butter Glosses

Buxom Plumping Glosses + Lipsticks

Too Faced Lip Injection Glosses

Fenty Beauty Glosses

Care ❤︎

Skincare:

CeraVe Cleanser

CeraVe  Moisturizer

CeraVe Under Eye Cream

Micellar Rosewater

Elf Makeup Cleansing Balm

GrandeLash Serum

It Cosmetics Bye Bye Pore Serum

It Cosmetics Bye Bye Dark Spots

Coola Water Cream Sunscreen

Tree Hut Lip Butter

Crème Shop Sanrio Macaron Lip Balm

Hair Care (for my curly haired babes):

Design Essentials Milk & Honey Shampoo + Conditioner

Design Essentials Almond + Avocado Hair Mask

Design Essentials Almond + Avocado Leave In Conditioner

Amika Curl Corps Enhancing Gel

Amika The Wizard Detangling Primer

Denman Classic Styling Brush

Macadamia No Tangle Brush

Dual Edge Brush + Comb

Kitsch Silk Pillow Case

Body Care:

Bath & Body Works Strawberry Pound Cake Shower Gel

Bath & Body Works Peach Prosecco Macaron Shower Gel

Tree Hut Strawberry Sugar Scrub

Bath & Body Works Strawberry Pound Cake Body Cream

Bath & Body Works Pink Velvet Cupcake Body Cream

Bath & Body Works Peach Prosecco Macaron Body Lotion

Hemp Heaven Strawberry Hibiscus Lotion

Hempz Sweet Jasmine and Rose Lotion

Hempz  Pomegranate Lotion

Kwalinara Strawberry Milk Body Lotion

Bio Oil

PFB Vanish Chromabright Roller

Dove Deodorant

Scents ❤︎

Body Sprays:

Bath & Body Works Pink Velvet Cupcake

Bath & Body Works Peach Prosecco Macaron

Nicki Minaj Pink Friday

Victoria Secret Tease

Perfumes:

Juicy Couture Viva La Juicy Le Bubbly

Juicy Couture Viva La Juicy

Coach Dreams Sunset

Ariana Grande Sweet Like Candy

Body Shimmers:

Bath & Body Works Strawberry Poundcake

Bath & Body Works You’re The One

Tools ❤︎

Etc.

Juicy Couture Makeup Bags

Pink Makeup Case Organizer

Hello Kitty Plush Cosmetic Storage Bag

Morphe Brush Bag

Morphe Makeup Brushes

It Cosmetics Makeup Brushes

Wet N Wild Makeup Brushes

Laura Mercier Powder Puff

Revlon X Barbie Tweezers

Surratt Relevee Eyelash Curler

It Cosmetics Mini Pink Beauty Scissor

Makeup Remover Cotton Pads

Rose Quartz Facial Roller + Gua Sha

Crème Shop Plush Spa Head Bands

[tabletoptrinketsbyjj]

Trinkets, 36: Interesting baubles, semi magical objects and items touched by mystery.

A set of technical diagrams to create a weapon of unspeakable power. The diagrams are hundreds of years old and show how to make a trebuchet.

A stunning broach, embedded with a misty quartz crystal.

A flat, otherwise unremarkable pearlescent-white overcoat button about an inch across. It is heavier than it should have any right to be. It practically vibrates with barely contained magical force.

The severed claw of some monstrous scaled creature, preserved and formed into a camping stool.

A human skull, yellowed with age, with the jawbone wired in place with fine copper wire. The skull has been etched with very fine runes, visible only in bright light, that identify it with the name of "Jerimr". When the skull's name is spoken aloud by someone holding it in their left hand, it will rise into the air and assume a position over his left shoulder, hovering unsupported.

An opaque, black eyepatch that the bearer can see through perfectly.

Bag of Useless Junk. A tattered burlap sack that jingles as if it were full of broken glass, rusty nails and wooden scraps even when empty. The bag actually generates its own trash and three times per day, the bearer can reach into the sack and withdraw a Random Worthless Trinket. 

An ornate bullseye lantern adorned with gold filigree and sun patterns.

A carved rosewood relief depicting half-men, half-rhinos whipping peasants into an oven.

An illustration of a silver tabby cat with these words on what seems to be a flyer: “Lost kitty. Responds to the name ‘Mankiller.’ Please return to Alda’s Alchemy Shoppe if found. Reward provided—higher if alive. Do not feed or raise from the dead. He bites; wounds will be treated. You kill him, you will be cursed and haunted by something that is utterly unholy and has a somewhat questionable sense of humour.”

—Keep reading for 90 more trinkets.

—Note: The previous 10 items are repeated for easier rolling on a d100.

A set of technical diagrams to create a weapon of unspeakable power. The diagrams are hundreds of years old and show how to make a trebuchet.

A stunning broach, embedded with a misty quartz crystal.

A flat, otherwise unremarkable pearlescent-white overcoat button about an inch across. It is heavier than it should have any right to be. It practically vibrates with barely contained magical force.

The severed claw of some monstrous scaled creature, preserved and formed into a camping stool.

A human skull, yellowed with age, with the jawbone wired in place with fine copper wire. The skull has been etched with very fine runes, visible only in bright light, that identify it with the name of "Jerimr". When the skull's name is spoken aloud by someone holding it in their left hand, it will rise into the air and assume a position over his left shoulder, hovering unsupported.

An opaque, black eyepatch that the bearer can see through perfectly.

Bag of Useless Junk. A tattered burlap sack that jingles as if it were full of broken glass, rusty nails and wooden scraps even when empty. The bag actually generates its own trash and three times per day, the bearer can reach into the sack and withdraw a Random Worthless Trinket.

An ornate bullseye lantern adorned with gold filigree and sun patterns.

A carved rosewood relief depicting half-men, half-rhinos whipping peasants into an oven.

An illustration of a silver tabby cat with these words on what seems to be a flyer: “Lost kitty. Responds to the name ‘Mankiller.’ Please return to Alda’s Alchemy Shoppe if found. Reward provided—higher if alive. Do not feed or raise from the dead. He bites; wounds will be treated. You kill him, you will be cursed and haunted by something that is utterly unholy and has a somewhat questionable sense of humour.”

A hand mirror with a butterfly relief on it's non-mirror side while it's reflective surface appears to be a pool of moonlight.

A jointed ceramic finger on a leather thong. A nub of bent and broken metal, whereupon the thong is tied, sticks from the stump like an end of bone ripped from its joint in a whole hand. The finger's two joints may be manipulated with some difficulty, articulated over some rusty armature of metallic bone.

A long arrowhead with only one barb, like a fishhook. The shank is helically grooved, as if meant to screw onto a shaft. No rust, nor any sign of age or wear at all shows on the brilliant, blued alloy from which the point is crafted.

A tiny skull themed toy castle with a hinged “jawbridge” and a handful of tin soldiers.

A velvet cloth that erases most scratches, scuffs, and ink when passed over them.

A large, weathered bit of cloth covered in inter-woven spider's silk. It has been folded many times over and bears an ever-changing nonsensical mass of blurred lines, shapes, and symbols.

An ancient animal skin drum yellowed and worn with age. It naturally hums softly to the rhythm of nature's heartbeat.

An ebony carved walking cane with tiger head; the head has a hidden jaw with space within to hold a small object such as a potion vial or scroll. The interior hinge is fashioned from a preserved human finger.

A large incense burner depicting an apocalyptic scene; A palace and surrounding town is levelled by an earthquake and fire. Dancing tiger-headed demons laugh and dance and whip the dying locals

A wooden teapot with brass and wood inlays with a handle made from a vitrified monkey hand.

A gold piece that has been bitten in half.

An exquisitely crafted red ceramic cup, incised with black figures depicting lions, wolves, and fruiting plants.

A small glossy stone on which is drawn a complex runic sigil.

A wide-brimmed leather hat that has a tall crown with a crease down the middle. A trio of small, gold rings pierces the hat's brim along one side.

A crystal orb, awash with a swirl of colours at its centre, bearing a crack along one side. The colours within are constantly leaking out, in a thin mist.

A cello made of maple inlaid with hornbill ivory and tuning keys of cold iron.

A jar made of cut crystal that is sealed with a stopper of iron. Its filled with amber fluid, and a floating clot of tissue that undulates and pulses.

A squat stone goblet made of dark green stone with black intrusions, polished to a silky veneer and carved with capering, vomiting frogs and nonsense rhymes in abyssal. Any liquid poured into this goblet instantly becomes a rancid, foul smelling greenish slime.  

A hickory cane with a polished rose gold head in the shape of a grinning head.

A dark crystal orb with the patterns of the night sky revolving within it; a small sun and moon appearing and submerging over time.

A bead, about the size of a large man's thumbnail, carved from brilliant orange opal with sparkling yellow flaws inside. It looks like a stylized flame or sunburst on casual examination.  

The skull of a dire tiger, painted in infernal runes and mounted upside-down on a pedestal of black basalt carved in the shape of an erinyes who holds the basin up. The skull's eye sockets are filled with blood coloured star-sapphires.

A crescent-shaped wooden handharp, about the size of a human hand, with metal strings.

An iron pocketwatch with the chain extruding from an eagle's mouth mounted into the top of the watch. The clasp at the end of the chain is a talon.

A strange looking stone made of a material that looks like basalt, only with small insets of strange red, almost gleaming, material. It is slightly warm to the touch, and if one examines it very carefully or is very tactile to the touch, it seems to be almost pulsating.

A rattle that looks like a shrunken humanoid skull. Eyeball-like marbles rattle within it.

A lace-trimmed white silk handkerchief embroidered with the initials ‘FLS’ and stained in one corner with fresh blood.

A handful of polished dice carved from bleached human knucklebones. One of the dice is obviously heavier than the rest.

A calligraphic playbill for “The Physicians’ Apprentice” with yesterday’s date and covered with half a dozen half-illegible signatures.

An envelope, yellow and weathered, but still sealed with wax pressed by a local legate’s signet.

A neck guard made from hardened leather reinforced with a band of metal etched with the sunburst holy symbol of the God of Light. Knowledgeable PCs will know that collars such as these are worn mainly by vampire hunters and the extremely paranoid. The guard protects the bearer against vampire bites and attacks directed against the throat when worn.

A set of half a dozen tiny figurines carved into simple animal shapes. When placed on a reasonably flat surface or held in the palm of your hand, they gradually begin to animate and interact with one another.

A small tin box with a hinged lid, half-filled with finely ground, pure white, sea salt.

A goblet carved from blackened bone and ivory with black adamantium fittings. It is the size of a large brazier, its basin in the shape of a toothed demon face, its base a nest of serpents.

A perfectly round ball of translucent crystal as black as the night sky. Floating in the darkness of the ball are twinkling motes of white light, and seven steady coloured lights. Looking into this darkened orb is like looking out a window onto the night sky.

A pair of goggles made of leather that have an unwholesome oily sheen and fitted with lenses ground from a transparent crystal that makes objects refract and shimmer slightly when the bearer looks through them.

A brooch made of gray stone, studded with uncut dull gems and wrapped in tarnished metal wire.

An elegant yet simple flute carved from a single piece of ebony wood.

A coin-sized piece of polished bone that can be worn around the neck as an amulet or pinned to clothing as a brooch.

A herbalism kit that contains a variety of instruments such as clippers, mortar and pestle, and pouches and vials used by herbalists to create remedies and potions.

A bizarre structure of pink, worm-like protrusions, each ending in a clear, bright violet crystal. Knowledgeable PC's can identify the mineral as cobaltian calcite.

A large, clear quartz embedded with a seemingly random assortment of tiny golden crystals. Knowledgeable PC's can identify the mineral as pyrite.

A ragged hunk of malachite has been broken open to reveal a series of translucent cyan domes. Knowledgeable PC's can identify the mineral as chrysocolla.

A collection of hundreds of delicate, clear white crystals the length of a finger radiate from a central point. Knowledgeable PC's can identify the mineral as strontianite.

A series of sharp teeth on a leather strap, which can be affixed around the head. A realistic yellow cat eye blinks in the central position.

A wand crafted by moon druids in honour of the great beasts of nature. The core is made of a dryad sapling grown from the fertile remains of a large beast. The bones grow around the sprout and meld into it.

An ornate bronze tube, capped on each end with polished horn and wrapped tightly with thick red cord.

An intricate metal contraption which clamps to a table top and consists of a small vise, several articulated arms with lenses, clamps, and unidentified doodads. The entire thing is covered in small coils and loops as though to hold a vast array of tiny tools.

A life-like painting of a skull on black canvas with intricate embroidery decorating every surface of the skull and tiny silk flowers sewn throughout the surface.

A polished jade hair band studded with tiny black stones which sparkle with a faint, internal light.

A collection of small pastel spheres made of some tightly packed powdery substance with a cloying floral scent.

A slick, polished cane with a ferocious sea monster’s head modelled on the top. A hidden trigger causes the monster’s mouth to open and close.

A six inch bronze fish hook encased in a clear glass cube. Knowledgeable PC's will recognize this as the third place trophy of the annual fishing competition of a local port city.  

A perfectly smooth clear glass square, roughly arm-length along each side, with bevelled edges and rounded corners. It may have once been a table top.

A leather mask that is probably depicting the front half of a skull, with two tiny horns stuck on the top. It is sewn of layers, and layers of a strange leather, needing the multiple layers to give it any sort of structural stability. Knowledgeable PC's can determine that the disturbing object is sewn of ancient human skin, taken from bodies long lost under the hungry earth of swamp bogs. Should the bearer wear the mask and make eye contact with another intelligent creature, he feels as though he is just at the cusp of tapping into unfathomable knowledgeable.

An old lute made of ironwood, with strings and tuning keys of glistening steel.

A large, transparent red tumbler made of some unidentifiable material, its sides textured delicately and a single seam recognizable down one side. Strange characters decorate the bottom.

An ornate, hand-inlaid, glass globe contained within a protective wicker cradle.

A leather wallet containing a full set of certified identification papers denoting that the bearer is a member of the moneylenders, investors and bankers guild. The section containing the member's physical description (Height, weight, sex, race, eye, skin and hair colour) is completely blank and could be filled in by anyone with half decent handwriting.

A series of ancient, hand-drawn maps representing uncountable countries and territories in some unknown part of the world.

A crystal ball containing a miniature frozen landscape. When shaken, the landscape appears to experience simulated snowfall.

A polished metal case containing a set of fine needles, similar to those for sewing, several thin glass cylinders, and a single ampoule of a sluggish red fluid.

A small sterling box engraved with the image of a small bunch of fruit with leaves and vines. Resting inside is a sealed paper packet which rattles when shaken.

An intricately detailed figurine posed as though singing to an audience on a balcony above her. Her eyes sparkle with tiny jewels to make it appear that she is crying.

An inky black square housed within an ornate golden frame. On closer inspection, faint shapes and motion are visible in the painting, as though it shows an active scene in an unlit room or perhaps underground.

A large brass hook that vaguely reminds you of a boating implement. Sharpened to a wicked point at one end and threaded for mounting on the other, the metal is polished to a mirror sheen.

An intricate clockwork crow that stands frozen in a quizzical pose, as though gazing at something interesting just above your head.

A sheaf of parchment that contains entirely too many limericks.

A pair of crystallized humanoid eyeballs. You can see something dancing inside the pupil of each eyeball.

A carved wooden mask depicting a snarling animal face with sharpened teeth and painted in brilliant yellows and reds to resemble flame.

A large travel pouch crammed full of preserved cheeses.

A joined oak stool with troll-shin legs.

A small dowry chest inlaid with enamel pictures depicting lusty milkmaids.

A bronze lamp of a leaping sun figure being pulled by three heavily pregnant sphinx.

A papyrus scroll depicting a ritual disembowelling.

A bronze horse figurine trampling on slave children.

A written note saying, in what looks like a child’s handwriting, “You’d better stop doing what you’re doing. It’ll get you killed…or worse.”

A smooth piece of rounded amber that has a human eyeball in it.

A handheld mirror that's cracked with one missing shard of glass. Each new moon, the missing shard appears, and voices singing unsettling songs emanate from it until the sun rises.

A lady's ankle bracelet designed to look like rutting unicorns.

A delicate lacquer and silver fan with death’s head moth motifs.

A set of five bones wrapped with different-hued ribbons. Each ribbon is made from different fabric, and each one causes the bearer to smell or taste something unsavory when touched.

A bracelet made of brass triangles each with a face of anguish carved into them.

An anklet crafted from jade with hieroglyphic warnings of dire things to come.

A pair of large earrings set with faceted citrines that flash again and again with a thousand twinkles, attracting the eye.

An embroidered claret-coloured jacket decorated with brass buttons on the front and on the sleeves.

A crimson, demonic bloodstained robe that grants the bearer the unholy vigor of the demonic blood that taints the cloth.

A set of fine, angular robes closed with a wide band, tied behind him in a crisp, elaborate knot. The clothing is impeccably clean and its former owner must have been fastidious about his appearance.

A perfectly preserved hummingbird, its wings fully spread as if in flight, encased in a clear glass cube.

An enormous star sapphire, well over a hundred carats, but of very poor quality. The colour varies from cloudy gray to muddy brown, and there are concentric rings crossing the material and several black inclusions and imperfections.

[incorrectunrulyprincesses]

Underland’s Unruly Princesses: Boarding School Dropouts (chapter 3)

“Princess Emberess will be sleeping in the redhead room. It’s the first door in there.” said Madame Graciella. “Your luggage has been brought any moment.” She opened the door to reveal a grey room with six twin beds with gilded wood headboards, and grey bedding, and a wooden chest at the foot of each bed. The windows were boarded shut with nails and there a gilded grandfather clock stood in the corner. There were four other girls sitting on beds.

The girl sitting on the bed closest to the door was a tiny little thing who couldn’t be more than four. She had a twelve inch fishtail braid in a fiery red hue, though slightly less vivid than Ember’s own. Her left eye was blue, and her right eye was green. She had a dusting of freckles across her nose, and wore a rosy pink velvet dress trimmed with flowers and bows with a silver pendant with a teardrop shaped rose quartz, and a large pink bow in her hair, tying off her braid.

On the second bed was a tall and willowy girl of eleven with a rather vacant expression caribbean blue eyes and short ginger hair that grazed her shoulders, clad in an orange taffeta gown with a silk honeysuckle pinned to her bodice, citrine stud earrings, and a black headband.

Next to her was a tall, thin, brittle looking girl of ten with eyes so brown they were nearly black and coppery curls piled elaborately atop her head. She wore a cyan silk gown with delicate sea green embroidery, a pearl choker with a jade cameo, and two peacock feathers in her hair.

Beside her was a kind looking girl who looked to be about ten with periwinkle eyes and hair in loose ringlets the color of new bronze flowing down her back. She wore a turquoise satin gown with intricate gold damask embroidery and hot pink tulle trim and cuffs and hot pink gems adorning it, a necklace with a gold braided chain and teardrop shaped gems, and a sea green ribbon woven into a waterfall braid among her wavy hair.

The final girl in the bed next to Ember’s was a short, chubby girl of ten with ocean blue eyes, and frizzy hair somewhere between strawberry blonde and auburn worn half up, half down. She wore an airy butter yellow silk a-line gown with blush, peach, and tangerine daisies embroidered on it, a magenta belt, a three-strand necklace of pink diamonds on a silver chain and a white daisy pinned in her hair.

“Ladies, I’ve brought a new friend for you. Meet Princess Emberess of Crims. Your highness, may I present your new roommates Lady Marie-Christine D’Aubigne of Voyagea, Lady Portia of Snudworth, Lady Suzette Atkinson of Ruby, Lady Kathleen Carter of Crimson, and Lady Francesca Lambert of Scarlet. Report to the dining room for lunch and your manners lesson with Mistress Emanuelle in ten minutes. Your highness, I must go to escort your sister to the blonde room, two doors down.” announced Madame Graciella, escorting Rosalind out by one arm.

“But madame, my mother told me I was to stay with my sister! I promised our mother to look out for her!” Ember protested, but her pleas fell on deaf ears.

“Don’t worry. We’ll take good care of her. She’s only two doors down.” Madame Graciella reassured. “Ladies, why don’t you get better acquainted with the princess, while you get ready?” Madame Graciella was much nicer than her sister, but she was incredibly intimidated by her.

“Are you really the princess?” asked little Marie-Christine, an awestruck look in her eyes.

“I am. My friends call me Ember, at least they would if they had any friends.” Ember smiled. This little girl reminded her of Ros.

“I’m Marie-Christine, but you can call me Chrissie.” said Marie-Christine.

“How old are you?” asked Ember.

“I’m four. I’m the youngest in the school by seven minutes. My twin sister Marie-Anne is in the blonde room with your sister. This is our first year. But our older sisters Marie-Louise and Marie-Therese are in the brunette room between us.

“If your sister’s in the blonde room, she’d better watch her back.” Suzette Atkinson piped up.

“You might be princesses, but the real queen around here is Cressida Cowper, and she’s there too. She eats new girls for lunch.”

“Cressida is my best friend.” Portia Keen mused in a deadpan voice, her nose to the sky. “You’re all just jealous of her beauty and brains!”

“Cressida and Portia share a brain. That and they’re both from Snud, and knew each other before coming here.” Suzette spat.

“Sukey, I’m sure Ember’s sister can handle herself.” rationalized Kathleen Carter. “I mean Cressida’s awful, but the other girls are all really cool.” she held her hand out for Ember to shake. “I’m Kitty. Your sister will be okay, Cressida’s horrid, but the other girls are all nice. Besides, Chrissie isn’t the only one with a sister there. My sister Lacey will be there too, and she’ll look out for your sister. How old is your sister?”

“She’s seven. Our mother just stopped breastfeeding her.” Ember accepted Kitty’s hand.

“Why would she do it herself? That’s what we have wetnurses for!” asked a bewildered Portia.

“Shut up, Portia.” snapped Sukey, glowering at the ditzy girl. “But seriously, your mother stopped at seven?”

”Mum’s always cosseted Ros up like a baby. We’ve had a pretty isolated upbringing with no friends our age. Mum always said we were lucky to have each other. My sister’s an incredibly vulnerable person. She’s never left the castle grounds until two days ago when we left for school. She cried herself to sleep at the inn, and I had to calm her down because her father’s a deadbeat who’s ignored her her whole life, but Mum’s utterly enamored with him.”

“That’s rotten.” Francesca Lambert narrowed her eyes.

“So you have no friends your own age?” Asked Kitty.

“Unfortunately not. Nobody at court but my mother has children.”

“Our parents may not live at court, but some of us are in your mother’s house of progress. My older brother Stefan is the knave’s squire. Harriet Lennox from the Brunette room, her father is Count Marcus of Odyssey, your mother’s master of coin. There’s three other girls in the brunette room who are high up in your mother’s queensguard. Chrissie’s father Baron Leonard of Voyagea is her master of spies. Some of us are in your aunt’s court or house of progress as well.”

“Cressida’s grandfather is Queen Mirana’s master of justice.” Portia chimed in. “Her father’s lord commander of her queensguard. My brothers are in her queensguard too. My mother and Queen Mirana are close, personal friends.”

“Stop calling my aunt ‘Queen Mirana!’” Snapped Ember. “She hasn’t been queen for nine years. As far as I’m concerned, the only queen I recognize is my mother!”

“Portia didn’t mean any harm.” Kitty said, stepping between the two girls. “She just parrots what her mother, Cressida’s mother and Cressida say.”

“That’s because Portia has a single digit IQ. She needs Cressida to do all the thinking for her.” Sukey snarked. Francesca giggled at Sukey’s blunt remark.

“That’s right! Wait, what were we talking about?” Portia inquired.

“We ought to go down for lunch with the others. Maybe you can snag a seat next to your sister.” Francesca suggested helpfully.

“And maybe you won’t hog all the rolls this time, Fanny. They’ll go right to your hips.” Portia jeered.

“Shut up Portia!” Fanny, Kitty, and Sukey shouted in unison. Maybe it wasn’t going to be so bad here after all. Most of the girls seemed really nice, with the exception of Portia, but she obviously wasn’t smart enough to do any real harm. Still, she couldn’t help but wonder how her baby sister was faring in the blonde room.

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Another Jewelry Hoard Post! This one is organized by function rather than theme! See the other post here! 

☆.。.:*・°☆.。.:*・necklaces°☆.。.:*・°☆.。.:*・°☆

5 chokers (1 silver with safety pins, 1 gold with quartz crystal, 1 leather studded, 1 silver pearl, 1 velvet dog tag with GRRRL PWR printed on)

2 bee pendants

2 crow skull pendants

1 sword pendant

1 Aquarius pendant

1 large wire wrapped labradorite

5 lockets (1 bronze oval, 1 of 2 small silver hearts, 1 large silver heart, 2 mood ring ones) 

1 thrifted necklace with pearl, rock, seaglass, ceramic ring, amethyst crystal and small ceramic flower

1 gold Nasty Woman heart-shaped necklace

1 necklace with a silver lady riding a moon

1 gold moon face necklace, 1 gold and druzy star necklace

1 silver antler necklace

1 large hand wrapped rose quartz pendant

1 small bottle filled with roses lavender and herbs

1 clay mushroom quartz pendant, 2 forest wrapped quartz pendants

1 wrapped piece of ginseng

1 troll doll with purple hair

1 silver moon and star necklace with pearls

☆.。.:*・°☆.。.:*・bracelets°☆.。.:*・°☆.。.:*・°☆

1 charm bracelet from my childhood

1 cowry shell bracelet

1 clay hello kitty(?) bracelet

4 beaded bracelets

2 star bracelets

2 watches, 1 featuring a grey kitten

☆.。.:*・°☆.。.:*earrings°☆.。.:*・°☆.。.:*・°☆

2 silver star hoop earrings (thrifted)

1 large sword earing (99 cents in Vancouver)

1 star earing (handmade)

1 feather earing, 1 wing earing

3 handmade clay earings, a mushroom, a peach and an avocdo

2 moon earrings, one featuring a fairy (made by me)

2 silver bat earrings (99 cents in Vancouver)

2 venus symbol earrings (thrifted)

2 leaf and flower earings made of glass

2 silver swirl hoop earrings (thrifted)

2 fake white plug earrings (thrifted)

1 pastel pink venus heart earrings

1 silver heart earring

1 small fawn earring

1 small dragon earring 

2 gold bat studs

3 star stud earrings

1 safety pin earring

various other studs 

2 handmade venus earrings with pink crystals 

☆.。.:*・°☆.。.:*enamel pins°☆.。.:*・°☆.。.:*・°☆

1 glow in the dark frankenstein pin

4 safety pins

4 cat pins (1 sour puss pin, 1 of a panther, one of a silly cat and one of a cat going into a fishbowl)

1 lotus pin

1 cactus pin

1 hedwig pin

1 gold shooting star pin

1 gold moon face pin

1 gold seal pin

1 silver pin with a heart and ribbon, featuring a woman and a seahorse

2 Canada leaf pins

1 witch pin

1 gold heart Shrek Fiona and Donkey Pin

1 Treat Yo Self Icecream pin

1 round floral and easter egg pin

1 pin of a bunny wearing an overall skirt

1 turquoise scarab beetle pin

1 violet pin

1 silver paw print pin

1 antique gold bird pin

1 infinity symbol “always in retrogade” pin

1 pin of two swords stabbing through a citrine crystal  

☆.。.:*・°☆.。.:*buttons°☆.。.:*・°☆.。.:*・°☆

1 large button featuring sunlight streaming through trees

1 heart-shaped white button with a bear napping on it 

2 LGBT buttons (Safe n Sound, Spectrum Club)

1 hot pink A Womans Place is In the Resistance button

1 dark blue Doing My Part To Piss of The Religous Right button

1 large red No Means No button

1 gudetama button

1 red and white button with 3 stripes (not sure what its from)

1 acorn pin that says “Grow”

☆.。.:*・°☆.。.:*pendants°☆.。.:*・°☆.。.:*・°

1 silver lotus pendant, 1 silver daisy pendant

2 bronze arrowheads

2 keys, 2 locks

5 crystal points

chain of silver moon face charms

pink glass spiral

third eye pinecone featuring malachite

“dream” pendant

small brown turtle

gold Virgo pendant

2 turquoise feather pendants,1 silver wing 

1 bronze bear, 1 gold bird, 1 gold birdcage

gold tree pendant

lucky cat bell pendant

evil eye pendant

gold heart, gold locket, silver heart

pieces of round mother of pearl

piece of druzy

paisley pieces in silver 

☆.。.:*・°☆.。.:*rings°☆.。.:*・°☆.。.:*・°

silver swirl ring

1 venus symbol

1 moon wrapped around moonstone

1 onyx 

1 mood ring

1 bronze leaf swirl ring \

☆.。.:*・°☆.。.:*hair stuff°☆.。.:*・°☆.。.:*・°

10 scrunchies

4 bobby pins with quartz wrapped around them

1 weird little alligator clip w shinies

ok thats everything!!! thanks for coming along for the tour! I love u all stay hydrated 2day :) 

[bekkathyst]

Item List for New Item Sale 11-08-19

If you want to claim any items, please comment on the original item posts (not this one) and message me your info.  You can find the complete rules by following this link. 🙂

1.  1.5" sardonyx spheres  - SOLD OUT!

2.  0.9" water clear quartz spheres  

3.  2" garnet hearts

4.  2" sardonyx palm stones  - SOLD OUT!

5.  3.5" massive hematoid quartz palm stones  - SOLD OUT!

6.  2" blue apatite palm stones  - SOLD OUT!

7.  1.5" dragon’s blood jasper  - SOLD OUT!

8.  1.5" extra large tumbled scolecite

9.  1.25" shungite hearts from Russia 

10.  0.75" apophyllite crystal tips

11.  1.25" tumbled star garnets  - SOLD OUT!

12.  1" natural tumbled ruby  - SOLD OUT!

13.  0.75" angel aura Arkansas quartz crystals  - SOLD OUT!

14.  1" high quality grape agate clusters from Indonesia  - SOLD OUT!

15.  1.25" purple flash labradorite hearts  - SOLD OUT!

16.  1.5" deep purple high quality polished amethyst points  - SOLD OUT!

17.  2" deep purple high quality amethyst polished points  - SOLD OUT!

18.  2" flashy sunstone spheres  - SOLD OUT!

19.  1.6" all natural ametrine spheres

20.  1.5" polished garden quartz points  - SOLD OUT!

21.  3" high grade rutilated quartz polished double points

22.  3" polished pink aventurine points  - SOLD OUT!

23.  4.25" polished lepidolite obelisks

24.  1.5" indigo gabbro spheres

25.  2" lace agate howling wolf carvings  - SOLD OUT!

26.  2.5" dark golden healer quartz palm stones

27.  2.25" moss agate polished “discs”

28.  1" pyrite pyramids

29.  1" rhodonite pyramids

30.  1" hand carved serpentine skulls  - SOLD OUT!

31.  1" hand carved rose quartz skulls  - SOLD OUT!

32.  1" rutilated quartz pendants  - SOLD OUT!

33.  7 piece tumbled stone sets with black velvet pouch

34.  3.5" hand carved onyx ravens  - SOLD OUT!

35.  Brazilian “pink amethyst” carved moons

36.  Brazilian “pink amethyst” carved hearts

37.  Brazilian “pink amethyst” carved kitties

38.  High grade ocean jasper palm stones  - SOLD OUT!

[jomashop]

GoodNight by kisha1891010 featuring a velvet necklace ❤ liked on Polyvore

Hello Kitty iphone cover case, 210 RSD / Michael Kors quartz movement watch, 14680 RSD / Velvet necklace, 2880 RSD / Guess tote, 8110 RSD / Victoria s Secret clothing, 1895 RSD / Topshop white ripped skinny jeans, 5490 RSD / Puma footwear, 19695 RSD / Stand Out In The Crowd Jeans Royal Blue, 2105 RSD / PINK, 1365 RSD

[zoetheneko]

I made Pink velvet and Lone wolf weapons

[zoetheneko]

Ah! They're reforming.