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worldlxvlys · 3 months

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can you plase make a story where chris is obsessed with the reader and is super clingy, and always want to be close to her.

and he cant stop thinking about her and talks about her to his friends all the time.

and he gets hard everytime he sees her, and everything about her turns him on, and he jerks off alot while thinking about her.

obsessed

chris sturniolo x reader

warnings: smutttt, masturbation, fantasizing, cursing

a/n: this is inspired by the request (obv) but also by @solarsturniolo ‘s series We’re Just Friends for matt, i’m absolutely obsessed with it ! please go read if you haven’t already :)

3 TIMES CHRIS WAS DOWNBAD FOR READER AND 1 TIME HE DID SOMETHING ABOUT IT.

1. HE’S IN DENIAL.

“you gus are being dramatic, it’s not that bad” i said to matt and nick.

“chris, you can’t go a day without being around her. and when you aren’t with her she’s all you talk about” matt said.

“that’s not true” i brushed off his comment.

“chris, you’re doing it right now. this conversation started with you telling us how much you miss her” nick deadpanned.

i rolled my eyes at this, “whatever bro”

“no, not whatever. you’re obsessed with her”

“that’s crazy. i’m not obsessed with her, guys. i just love spending time with her” i stopped to think, “and helping her pick out her outfits, seeing how excited she gets over little things”

“her smile, her face, her laugh, her voice, her body”

“but you’re not obsessed, right?” nick said “exactly” i agreed.

“kid, please listen to yourself” matt spoke,

“you’re smiling like a fucking idiot right now” nick pointed out, making me drop my smile quickly.

“you sniff her hair like a creep and whenever she is here, you’re always touching her in some way” he continued.

“and you’re always talking about how good she looks or how you like her hair that day. i bet if i asked you the exact outfit she wore yesterday you could tell me” matt said.

i went to object, but realized i did have her exact outfit memorized.

“she was wearing my favorite pair of shorts” i spoke, trying to give an excuse.

“chris, you can’t be serious” nick spoke, looking at me incredulously.

“what ?” i asked, my voice raising slightly.

“look, there’s nothing wrong with it. but you need to be honest with yourself about it” nick said.

“look, guys. you’re just wrong! i-” suddenly, i was cut off by my phone buzzing in my pocket.

when i checked to see who it was, i was met with the face of the exact person we were talking about, a wide smile growing on my face.

without hesitating i answered, putting the phone to my ear.

“hold on, i’ll be back” i told them, holding a finger up.

“this kid is unreal” matt spoke, rolling his eyes.

🤭🤭🤭

2. HE’S OBSESSED.

matt and nick had left to go to the store a little while ago, stating that it’d be a while before they were back.

i immediately took the opportunity to let out my pent-up frustrations, caused by her.

her eyes, always looking up at me so innocently. like she was just begging me to take that away and completely destroy her.

her lips, always soft and hydrated. like they’re just waiting to be kissed. i wanna see them get puffy and bruised from my own.

her thighs, always so shiny and squeezable. i wanna watch them shake while she screams out my name. i need them around my head, pushing me further and further into her pussy, holding me captive. i wanna see them folded into her chest while i hammer her pussy, her body thrashing under me.

her hands, always freshly manicured. whenever she gets a new set and sends me them, i imagine what they’d look like wrapped around my cock.

which was how we got here in the first place. except, this time, she sent me a video.

“fuck, chris” she started making me cum immediately. “i love these so much” she spoke excitedly, wiggling her fingers to show off the intricate nails.

“thank you for paying for them, i seriously…” she continued to ramble but i lost focus as my hips stuttered and thick ropes of my cum coated my hand, some even flying onto the phone screen.

i hadn’t even realized i was close.

before i knew it, i found myself overstimulating my sensitive cock as i continued to pump, getting lost in the sound of her voice.

yeah, nothing about this is normal.

🍆🍆🍆

3. HE’S DELUSIONAL. (OR IS HE 🤨)

she looked way too good.

we were hanging out at her house, after just getting back from shopping.

she was giving me a try-on haul, and god it was criminal how good she looked in anything she put on her body.

her body. i tried not to stare at her body when i was around her, but i couldn’t help it. she was hypnotizing. it was getting harder and harder to hide the boners that i got every time i saw her.

i was already struggling, but the second she pulled out the bikinis? i had to pull my hoodie off and place it over my lap.

every time she walked back to her closet, her hips drew me in. i watched her ass as she walked, gripping onto the sheets under me.

the bikinis got cheekier and cheekier as she tried them on, but i lost it at one in particular.

when she bent over to rifle though her bag, the fabric moved over slightly, giving me the smallest glimpse of her pussy.

“i gotta use the bathroom!” i yelled as i rushed past her.

“oh-“ she barely even finished talking before i pushed the door closed.

i leaned against the door as i pulled down my pants.

i spread the pre-cum that covered my cock around, my head falling back against the door as i held back my groans.

my arm started to cramp up at the speed that i pumped my length at, needing to finish quickly.

suddenly, there was a knock at the door, making my eyes widen but not stopping my movements.

“chris, are you ok? you seemed kinda off” i heard her speak through the door.

the sound of her voice alone pulled me closer to finishing.

“uh, yeah. just felt kinda weird” i did my best not to let any moans slip out.

the wet sounds of my hand furiously stroking my cock echoed through the bathroom, and i prayed that she didn’t hear it.

“do you need help?” she asked.

“what ?” i asked, her words catching me off guard.

“like, is there anything i can get you ? do you need anything?” she asked.

“uh, no. just give me a minute” i breathed out heavily, struggling to suppress my groans at the sound of her voice.

“a minute? you close, baby?” she asked. at this point, i was too far into the pleasure to question her words.

“yes, so fucking close” i moaned as my mouth hung open, drool dribbling down my chin.

“you thinkin about bending me over the sink in my bikini?” i let out an embarrassingly loud groan at this.

“feeling me clench around your cock while you fill my pussy up? reminding me who i belong to?” my eyes crossed at her words and my legs shook so hard i had to hold onto the sink.

“i’m cumming! holy fuck, i’m cumming!” i groaned.

my seed spurted out of me, making me groan at the feeling of it dripping down my length.

“oh my god” i breathed out shakily, grabbing toilet paper and cleaning myself up.

i flushed it down the toilet, pulling up my pants and washing my hands after.

i splashed water onto my face, letting the reality of my actions hit me.

did i just fuck everything up?

taking a deep breath, i opened the door.

she had a slightly concerned look on her face as she spoke, “hey, you ok? what happened?”

my eyebrows furrowed at her question. what did she mean, what happened ?

“i mean- yeah i’m good”

“ok, you kinda scared me. you seemed like you were gonna be sick” she spoke as she looked up at me.

did i just imagine that entire thing?

“chris, what’s wrong?” she asked, placing her hand on my shoulder.

“did you come to the door to talk to me at all?” i asked.

“no, why?”

oh, this is not good. i’m fucked.

she cupped my jaw in her hand, swiping her thumb across the corner of my lips.

“you had a little drool” she lightly smirked at me.

🤨🤨🤨

1. HE’S BOLD.

“ok, i should get going” she spoke as she patted my knee lightly.

she was cuddled into my side, her head laying on my shoulder while my arm was wrapped around her waist.

her shirt had ridden up slightly, allowing my hand to rest against her bare skin.

although it may not seem like a big deal, being able to feel her skin was driving me crazy.

i wanted to run my hands all over her body, but i couldn’t. so i settled for the small area of skin that was exposed.

“noooo, just tell your friends to come here” i spoke as i lightly played with the rings on her hand.

“chris…it’s a girl’s night out. that completely defeats the purpose” she said.

“i know, i know. i just don’t want you to go” i spoke before leaving a small kiss to her neck.

i kept my face there, inhaling the sweet scent of her perfume.

i tried my hardest to move my face away from her neck, but i couldn’t find it in me to pull away.

i shouldn’t have left the kiss in the first place, because now that i knew what it felt like, i wasn’t going to be able to stop.

i left a kiss to the same spot.

and another.

i moved up her neck, beginning to leave them along her jaw.

“chris” she sighed out, tilting her head to give me better access.

i continued to press my lips to her jaw, and moved up towards her ear, stopping just below it when she let out a moan.

the noise traveled straight to my dick, and i groaned out against her skin.

i focused on the sweet spot, enjoying the way her body reacted to it.

“fuck, chris” she moaned.

suddenly, nick bursted through my door, making us pull apart quickly.

“your friend’s here” he spoke to her, taking in the distance between us and our heavy breathing. “y’all good?”

“yup” we spoke quickly, at the same time, making nick look at us weirdly.

“i should go, don’t wanna keep them waiting” she spoke as she left quickly.

“i just ruined something, didn’t i?” nick asked.

i let out a heavy sigh as i fell back onto my bed.

yeah, i’m fucked.

💋💋💋

is chris delusional ??? 🤔

i loveee this

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short-black-diamond · 11 months

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"Yo, she's a pro."

part two, parth three, part four, part five

This is another request a close friend of mine had. She wanted me to write something along the lines of a Reo x fem! reader, but we came to another conclusion:

Just--various bllk characters playing against you, their precious guest player, and then losing pathetically, rethinking their life choices for the time being.

your name: Yena Hideyo, and you have a blue snake called Melody <3

Warnings: Cursing, Rin begs on his knees, Nagi calls you beautiful, Kaiser gets shot, Ness gets kicked between his legs by you, some grammar errors probably, spoilers, some german sentences

Also I didn't proofread.

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Ego announced to the bluelock players that you, Yena Hideyo, would be attending as a guest player and play against his strikers. You are famous for being the world's first female protégé in Japanese soccer, and since you were the best player in your team, you got asked to visit Blue Lock. And now, you were here, a bored expression on your face.

"She doesn't look like she's enjoying her stay here...", Bachira mumbled as he and Isagi looked at you. "I don't think I've actually ever seen her before...", the dark haired boy answered.

Barou only hmpf-ed and sneered at you. "You midget should be a protégé? I'd like to see you score at least one goal."

You frowned. Shidou waltzed towards you, a wide grin etched on his face. "I've seen you play. Would you like to play with, or against me?"

You looked at him with a blank but bored face, then you looked at the screen, where Ego showed who would be on which team. As Ego explained your stay, Isagi and Bachira looked at Shidou with question marks.

Oliver spoke as well. "Hah? Of course she'll play in my team."

Shidou had tick marks forming on his temple as he asked Oliver to repeat himself.

Ego ennounced that you were teamed up with Isagi, Kurona, Hiori, Barou, Gagamaru, Nanase, and Reo.

The other team had Chigiri, Shidou, Oliver, Aryu, Tokimitsu, Otoya, Karasu and Nagi.

Ego then cleared his throat. "All the other players, please sit down on the benches...Yena, plase let the others have a ball as well." "Don't wanna. That Barou guy's mouth's too big."

"Hah?!", the tall guy asked angrily and you glared at him.

With a shrill whistle, the game started. Well, you started it, actually. Before anybody could react ot the ball, you already dashed ahead, dribbling past Shidou, Otoya, and Nagi. Shidou grinned. "Not bad, little girl-", Otoya froze in place, and while Nagi tried for a nutmeg, you jumped and took the ball with you, even speeding up more. Then, Chigiri came.

"Hey girl, you think you-", but he couldn't keep up as you sped up again. He tried to go faster as well, but he couldn't. Then, there were Tokimitsu, Aryu and Oliver, the defenders, who tried to press, as in standing in your way. But, you just shot the ball and with an unpredictable gyro-shot, and the ball landed in the goal.

Isagi stood there in place. This game...took barely two minutes!? He stared at your approaching form. Ego frowned at you. "Didn't I tell you-"

"Listen, Ego Jinpachi. I'm not here to listen to you. I'm not a blue locker. Tell your little strikers or egoists or however you call them to try and put their heads in the game."

And before Ego could say something in return, the whistle blew again. This time, the opposing team changed their formation, and Barou approached you as well, screaming, "Like hell I'm gonna lose to a little girl!"

But also this time, you just slid past them all, completely using up all their strengths against them. As you were up against Tokimitsu who pressed against you, you grunted.

"S-sorry, b-b-ut I can't let you-"

"Outta - my- WAY!", you yelled as you pushed yourself against him harshly, making him stumble to the side.

Then, Aryu came. "You are totally glam, but-" "Gosh, would you guys stop talking already?!", you exclaimed, rounding him. Then, your last opponent was Oliver, who smirked at you.

"Never thought I'd end up with playing against a hot piece like you-", but he couldn't keep going as you just nutmegged him, and scored a goal as well. The goalkeeper couldn't see your physique behind Oliver, which is why you just had to shoot between his legs.

"The easiest goal I just made.", you stated. Oliver stared at his feet, then to the goal.

Ego seemed to loose his temper, as he glared at his players. "How can none of you guys take the ball from Hideyo!? C'mon you lumps, score a goal!"

With the whistle of the last game, everyone just ran towards you, and you were surprised by their lack of discipline. You swayed your leg before shredding the ball to the goal from where you stood. Since the defenders also were in the middle field, the ball flew wonderfully with no stopping. Also this time, you scored.

"This is so lame.", you said, walking out of the prototype-like stadion. After you stepped out, Barou roared. "WHY THE HELL IS THAT CHICK BETTER THAN ME?!"

Isagi tried to look at it from a more logical perspective, Niko and Hiori thinking about how effortlessly you moved and ran. Chigiri felt his ego deflating when he thought back on how you didn't even break a sweat as you just kept speeding up.

Karasu, Otoya and Oliver discussed on how hot you were looking, Tokimitsu held his shoulder you rammed yourself into while wincing in pain, while Aryu hypothesised how beautiful your pony looked, and overall how perfect your face was formed.

Bachira kept dribbling with the ball, but tried to do it how you did. Gagamaru sat by the goal, thinking back on how you effortlessly shot the last ball without even taking a halfstep, just swinging back your leg and shredding it to the goal.

Shidou laughed. "Damn, she's good!"

And just then, Ego's angry face turned up on the screen. "Why must you guys fail me? Weren't you down enough after playing against the top five?"

"Ego, how come Rin's not here?"

"Because he is playing against her right now. And now back to what-"

"Can we see?!", Isagi, Karasu, and some other guys yelled, wanting to know if Rin even managed to get the ball.

"No. That is your punishment on not even being able to take the ball from her."

"jeez, but she's a pro, what shoulda we've done?", Nanase asked as he fixed his heaband. Hiori stood next to him, still deep in thought.

"You could've at least tried to run like Chigiri did."

"Hey, what should we do when he's the fastest?!", Barou yelled, kicking the grass.

Ego didn't answer him. Instead, he showed them pictures of you. "Yena is not only a football protégé, she's also a model, sings some songs occasionally, has already published a few books, and her family is in a close alliance with Reo's parents.", and everyone looked at Reo, who still stared at the door you went out of.

He thought back to high school, where you introduced yourself with a bored expression- no, a resting bitch face, and he thought that you were just another mean girl. But boy was he wrong. You were actually the coolest girl he's ever met.

Too bad you had to leave again on your parents' wish. He should've asked you out when he had the chance.

Nagi had a rather sad look as he glanced at Reo who still stared at the door you retreated from. To Nagi, you also became something like a friend, and it hurt a little when you had to leave again.

But now, as you were here again, maybe they could hang out with you again!

...

"Stop fucking looking at me like that.", Rin panted, as he took another huge gulp from his third water bottle.

You sighed as you took out your first. "Why are you making me run around when you can't even take the ball from me?"

"That's none of your fucking business."

"Guess I'll leave then, bitch.", you retorted as you were about to take your bag. Rin quickly stood before you, something like desperation evident in his eyes. "What, you think that just because you're standing before me you can make me stay?"

"It's worth a try."

"It's also worth kicking your balls.", cue him taking a step back as he looked at you bewildered. But you just deadpanned at him.

"You think that because my stats are almost better than your older brother's that I'm going to be your personal training buddy?", you asked, finally drinking from your bottle.

Rin flinched. 'How did you-'

"C'mon, you think I'm that stupid? And no, I'm not going to be your personal training buddy."

"...would you train with me if I asked you nicely?"

"Demonstrate."

"Please train with me."

"Sounds like a demand. No."

"Then how do you want me to fucking say it...?!"

"First off, watch your fucking language around me. Second, beg on your knees of you want me to train with you, loser.", you said, watching as he glared at you.

But, your breath hitched when he actually slowly got down on his knees. "Please...p-please train with me, Yena...!", he growled.

You patted his head. "See? Wasn't that hard. Next time you want me to train with you, I want to hear a little more desperation, alright? But for today, it's enough."

He quickly stood up and went towards the ball he abandoned earlier. "Let's train."

You and Rin had been friends before Sae left, and well, you three just...grew apart. Your father took you to Europe for a better job, ultimately destroying your friendship with Reo, Nagi, Rin and Sae.

But hey, at least you were here as a protégé. And, as much as you hate the way Rin became now, you felt pity and you were also happy to play football with him again.

If only you could make him smile at least one last time before leaving again...

...

"Whoah, you have a snake?! And it's blue!", Bachira asked excitedly as he watched a blue snake sling itself around you. You smiled softly at the boy.

"Her name's Melody. Isn't she cute? If you want to, you can pet her.", cue him reaching a hand out and stroking the snake. "Say, Yena, how come you're so good at football? Did you train all your life? Didn't you come from Europe? What's it like there? Were you in Spain?"

You chuckled softly. "Jeez, don't ask so many questions, boy. No, I was not in spain. I was in Austria the whole time. My dad had work there, which is why we had to go from Japan to Austria. It actually...feels nice being here again.", and you looked at Melody fondly.

Bachira hummed in agreement. "But would you like to go to Spain sometime?"

"Is it because of Lavinho?" "How did you know?!"

You gave him a look to which the boy with bangs giggled shyly. "Is it that obvious?"

"Well, I'd also ask about somebody who has similar abilities as me on the field. But please keep in mind that I never met him. And Ego wants you guys to seriously choose the clubs? You'd take spain, right?"

"Yup! Hey, maybe you could join us!", The boy exclaimed excitedly as Melody engulfed him in a warm hug.

You leaned back in your seat. "Can't. Ego said I should just go to Noel Noa's bastard München. I actually wanted to go to Lavinho, or Snuffy, but oh well."

"Hm, bummer. I actually wanted you to teach me how to dribble how you did!"

You cooed internally in your head upon Bachira's excited face and his sweet request. "Maybe when we play against each other?"

"Ooohhh, yes, that would be nice!!"

"Hey, Bachira? Are you here- Whoah!", Isagi yelled as he stumbled upon you and Bachira sitting in a room with Melody on Bachira. "Y-you have a snake on you, Bachira."

"I know. You wanna pet- Ah, can Isagi pet her?", and Bachira turned to you with his sweet big and round eyes. You nodded.

"Ah, no thanks..Say, how old are you actually, Yena?", Isagi asked and sat down next to you and Meguru.

"I'm eightteen."

"But you're so short!"

"And you suck at football!"

There was a short silence of you and Isagi looking at each other. "Don't look at your elders like that. You started it, by the way.", you grumbled, and Isagi apologized, his good manners getting the best out of him.

"Wait, how do you know that I'm younger than you?"

"I got a file from Ego about every single player in this facility. Thanks to my great memory, I know your basic information. Also, which club will you choose, Isagi? Also Bastard München?"

"Yeah, I wanted to play with and against Noel Noa ever since I can remember."

"Neat. Then I guess we'll be teammates again. But maybe I'll let you have the ball a few times.", and Isagi nodded. Bachira pouted.

"Does that mean I won't get to cuddle Melody anymore?"

"I could ask Ego for permission us to meet, but with the way I heard him yelling at you guys through the hallways when training with Rin... ...uh, I don't know if that'll be possible."

The three of you looked deep in thought. You thought about what could make Rin laugh, Bachira thought about Melody's cool blue skin, and Isagi thought about how Rin and you might've been playing. "Say, Yena, how was it with Rin?"

"He's an idiot. En eccentric and stubborn boy at heart.", you declared, which made Isagi and Bachira chuckle. And just then, Reo and Nagi stepped in.

Reo felt like crying. "Yena...!", he whimpered before he threw himself at you, to which you yelled in fear, and he crashed into you. "How could you leave us?! Me and Nagi didn't have another training partner in so loooonnnggg!"

"Get off me, you crybaby!", you grunted as you tried to push him from you, but the purple haired rich guy didn't budge. If anything, he pulled you closer. Nagi did a T-pose and let gravity take him to you two to the ground.

"Fuck off, Nagi!", you yelled. After a few more seconds of you struggling against their grip, you gave up. "You guys being heavier and stronger than me is not fair. Now get up so I can breathe!"

And solemnly, Reo and Nagi latched off of you. "Which team will you guys be in?", you asked after Reo calmed down. Nagi answered this time. "We are going to Italy."

You nodded. "I can kind of see that. And in all honesty...*sigh*...I...missed you guys too."

This time, it was Nagi who lunged himself at you, and Reo began crying again. Bachira and Isagi laughed at you who got suffocated by Nagi.

"So this is your snake, Melody, right?", Reo asked as he reached out his hand. Melody slithered from Bachira to Isagi, who finally petted her.

Nagi sat up and looked at the snake. "She kind of impersonates you, Yena."

You raised an eyebrow. "Sneaky, dangerous and fast?"

"No, beautiful."

Reo glared at Nagi. Nagi looked at the snake with rosy cheeks, Bachira made an 'ooooohhhh~' sound, and Isagi looked at Nagi surprised.

"...Ew.", was all you said, making Nagi frown at you. "It...was a compliment?"

"And I didn't like it."

...

"Verpiss dich, du Arschkriecher!", you yelled angrily as Ness tried taking the ball from you. You and Isagi teamed up to score a goal, and it was going rather smoothly if not for the fact that you always had to wait or run back because he was too slow.

"Lass mich doch einfach den Ball nehmen-"

"Damit du ihn an Kaiser spielen kannst?! Schieß mal ein eigenes Tor!"

Now, Ness was hot on your heel, but you wanted Isagi to score the second goal. And just then, Kunigami came into your vision, seemingly wanting the ball as well. then you developed a plan. You kept dribbling until Kunigami came, and as Ness lunged forward, you swerved to the side with the ball in the last moment, making Ness and Kunigami crash into each other.

"Now!", you yelled as you shot the ball. Unfortunately, Kaiser was thinking that you'd shoot the ball towards Isagi's feet, but you actually wanted Isagi to score a head-goal. Welp, and Kaiser also jumped a little higher than Isagi, that's why...the ball clashed against his face. Kaiser has fallen unconscious. Ness panicked while you laughed your ass off by looking at Kaiser who was laying with his face down and ass in the air.

Isagi chuckled. "Next time, score a damn goal, Isagi."

"Y-yeah. But...what did you say to Ness? I don't like how they took out earpieces before we could play against the other team."

You huffed with an amused grin. "I called Ness an asscrawler, and told him to score a goal himself for once."

And only after the failed goal did drones come with earpieces. As Isagi put his on, with you studying what stood in the box which contained the ear pods, Noel Noa came, looking at you angrily. "Why are you laughing, Yena? That's not funny. You might've seriously hurt him."

"Kaiser shouldn't think that the balls we shoot would always be promised to him. Also, I'd like to see Ness playing without Kaiser. I want to see Ness scoring a goal for a change."

Noa sighed and let you "converse" with Ness, who was yelling at you angrily. "What the hell is your problem?! Why did you shoot him in the-", but he didn't continue as he was busy holding his groin where you kicked him. Isagi was subtly holding a hand in front of his dick.

"Listen here, lapdog. If you yell at me again, I'll cut off your kneecaps and rip out your throat. Aren't you tired of being Kaiser's shadow?...Let's make a deal. If you don't make a goal yourself in this next round yourself or with us passing the ball to you, I'll keep injuring your boyfriend."

Ness 'tch'ed, still in pain from how hard you kicked him. "He's not my boyfriend. And you could loose your career!"

"How? I shot the ball to Isagi, but Kaiser stood in the way. It was an accident. But if you don't score a goal in the next ten minutes, I'll make intentional accidents. Got it?"

Ness looked at you with fear in his eyes. "Y-yes."

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fictionkinfessions · 3 months

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@ 744442324213530624/new-kin-agony-when-people-take-the-gs-off-words

Hey! Lets not pretend that people kinning from "problematic media" automatically means they support it or its creators! Thats actually really fucking mean! Especially when your wording goes as far as to imply they are invalid as kins!!! Let people have critical thinking skills. And How many times does it have to be said that people do not choose their kins (or fictives, which are also applicable here even though you did not mention them) before people stop acting like this! Its ridiculous! It's annoying!

Your "positivity" toward Eridan is meaningless when Homestuck is ALSO deemed problematic media by many people (and agreed, certainly didnt age well in many aspects) while you condem anyone who touches a different one.

You can choose not to interact with people who kin from things like Hazbin, but I refuse to let you put my fellow kinfolk down because you think Eridan holds exclusive authority over "not using g", or that Eridan's source ISNT full of issues as well.

~An Eridan kin, who also happens to kin Husk. What a funny coincidence. (/s)

p.s. its also just weird to act like not using g in "ing" words is exclusive to only these two characters. My Quirk isnt being basterdized. Many people who dont even kin dont type a g all the fucking time what the fuck.

Anonymous asked:

Hi Im the Eridan that just sent in an ask response and I realized I should include a very clear obvious example of Homestuck also having flaws. Mpc Please add this onto the other ask.

I AM CANOTICALLY A FACIST. ANON. ANON DO YOU NOT HEAR YOURSELF.

I know fandom widley ignores that because really what the fuck was that, but LETS NOT PRETEND THAT ERIDAN IS A PURE CHARACTER COMPARED TO SOME POOR GUY WITH ALCOHOL AND GAMBLING ADDICTIONS.

NEITHER OF THESE SOURCES ARE PERFECT. BOTH ARE FLAWED. ONE IS JUST HATED MORE RIGHT NOW THAN THE OTHER.

Anonymous asked:

maybe... DON'T bully people for who they kin? we don't kin for fun, dude. most people can't control it. i hate hazbin hotel, too, but that isn't an excuse to say this shit. ESPECIALLY sending it into a blog where a bunch of hazbin kinfolk have been kinfessing, so you're clearly aware at least one husk kin is going to see it.

#sid🪞

party note if anyone wants to continue this converastion plase like reply or reblog this post. no further ask responses will be posted for it. thank you.

#fictionkinfessions #sid🪞#ask response #mod party cat #facism cw #canon hate #homestuckkin #hazbinhotelkin #bullying w #caps cw

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cosmo-clown · 8 months

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You were literally who I was looking for:

Infodump in Dust AND Blueprint

OKAY BUT I WILL WARN YOU MY BLUEPRINT IS THE OPPOSITE OF HOW I TREAT DUST

I try to be very close to canon with dust,,,, i read through the whole blog (post hopefullylyyy coming soon still need to write it but due to reasons i might not get it done for a while college is so hard chat but i will try to get it out as soon as i can!! i have not forgotten!!!!)

DUST IS JUST REALLY SAD. REALLY DEPRESSED LITTLE GUY. he is miserable every day of his silly little life whether he’s having a good time or not he will always find a way to bring himself back into his own misery. he can never be happy with himself and what he’s done and the guilt of his actions will always haunt him and his hallucinations will loom above him reminding him that he’s a terrible person who can never achieve redemption, and even if he could he doesn’t deserve to be happy in the slightest. he treats himself like absolute shit when the player gives up on his timeline and lets himself waste away (and when nightmare picks him up, this doesn’t change, he just becomes nightmare’s little depression purse, like how dream gets energy from people cheering him on nightmare carries this depressed lump of a skeleton as an energy source)

i think thats canon-adjacent enough,, i think dust would fight against these things but i think he loses eventually,, not much you can really do against a god of negativity,,

BLUEPRINT on the other hand is. entirely headcanon. basically every detail has either been maassively editted or changed. i have reference sheets but i’m literally self conscious idk if i should post them yet.,, the arts olddd i probably need to redraw it

i’ll be drawing him over on @ask-fruit-punch when we start up again BUT as a treat here are some silly fun facts!! (more where this comes from i’ve been fixating for about a year now please save me)

-unlike canon, writing is something he actively enjoys and does, and he always has a notebook in his hands

-he is soulless!! he cannot feel emotions naturally and he’s a bit different to how ink is because [redacted]

-he’s twins with palette

-his paint inflicts poison damage!!

-he lives in the omega timeline :]

-more coming soon~~ he’s actually my favorite i have a whole redesign for whiteprint too plus like a bajillion aus of this guy please talk to me about him i’ll never stop (but also dont because i gotta save this for the cool ask blog!!) (but also please plase plase do i’ll scream and cry and throw things around my room /pos)

#utmv #au #au sans #dust sans #dusttale #blueprint #fanart #my art #blink #ask fruit punch #star sanses #palette #ink #palette roller #flowey #omega timeline

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th32t4t1c2h0w · 4 months

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Vinnie shop.

things he sells.

one: vine whip. a very strong weapon. strong enough to tear a stone in half. too bad it cost 9999 dark dollars.

two: velvets hat. it used to belong to someone charming. vinnie must really not want to sell it cause it cost 999999 dark dollars.

three: vegetable soup. very tasty. it cost 500 dark dollars.

four: music box. might be useful for.... something but what. it cost 5000 dark dollars. it must be very helpful for that something you don't know about.

dialogue for selling things.

one:

vinnie: SORY FREN BUT YOR JUNC IZ BAD FOR PLANTS

two:

vinnie: KEP YOR KRAP BUDY

three:

vinnie: NO EYE DONT WANT ET

things to talk about.

Vinnie: TALK TALK TALK AL DAY

talk about himself:

Vinnie: WAT YOU WANT TWO KNO ABOT ME. BUDY I JUST BEE A SIMPLE GARDENR HO WIL KIL PEOPLE IF THEY HURT MY PLANTS. LIKE DEM GOTS JUS EARLER.

vinnie looks down for a moment.

vinnie: IM NOT CRAZY YOUR CRAZY.

talk about the garden:

vinnie: OH DA GARDAN YES DA GARDAN. DIS PLASE IZ MI HOM FREN. AN IT IZ MAJIKAL. WITH ME AND @#$% MAJIC. THIS PLASE IZ AMAZEIN

vinnie looks down again.

vinnie: why. why did this happen. i i don't deserve this.

talk about heaven:

vinnie: YES HAVEN FREDUM. I WANT ET I NED ET. ITZ BEAUTIFUL ITS GLORIUS ITS ITS.

vinnie stops talking

vinnie: NO PLEASE DON'T LEAVE ME I BEG OF YOU.

talk about velvet:

vinnie stops.

vinnie: ...

vinnie: v v velvet

vinnie: s she was the love of my life.

vinnie: but now she is gone.

vinnie: now im wilted

vinnie: now they think im a monster.

vinnie: now im alone.

vinnie: now

vinnie: ...

vinnie: YOU HERD NOTING

Talk about velvet's house. note you must talk about velvet to talk about this.

vinnie: YES DAT HOUSE DAT GLORIOUS HOUSE. ET HAS EY DIARY IN DER. I TRYED FINDIN ET BUT FOUND NOTING. YOU DINK YOU COULD GO EN AND FIND ET. DANK YOU.

vinnie: LOOK EVERYWHERE.

after you talk to him about that he gives you the music box. you need this for the secret bossfight. if you already bought the music box he won't give you it

dialogue for leaving.

one:

vinnie: SEA YU LADER FREN. HAHAHAHA

two:

VINNIE: REMEMBR TO LOOK EVERYWEAR.

vinnies dialogue for buying things.

buying the vine whip:

vinnie: DAT WILL MAKE YOU STRONG

buying velvet's hat:

vinnie: lose it and i will tear you to bloody pieces.

buying the vegetable soup:

vinnie: MMMMM TAZTY ENJOY

buying the music box:

vinnie: MUZIC TO MI EARS. wait i don't have ears.

#deltarune #deltarune au #deltarune concept #deltarune fangame #deltarune fan character #deltarune oc #deltarune secret boss #deltarune chapter 5

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ladymcres · 1 year

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i do hope at least here on tumblr we'll get to keep it civil. Guys, whatever this is, this is not a victory, it's a tragedy. If build actually went through that (and until we won't get a trial and a verdict, "if" is a necessity exactly like it was before), he deserves time and space to heal and grief, please stop thinking about tv shows or fandoms or ships for a minute. Also, someone won't like what i'm about to say, but sending hate to people, poi included, is wrong. She's not fine either and it shows and she might need serious help. Same goes for the two twitter users who came out today apologizing for spreading fake rumors about build. Let's hold them accountable, but do not start a witch hunt. from what i gathered, they're pretty young so let's be careful. Social Media and hate can be devastatingly dangerous, so please, plase, be careful and kind.

Be the better person.

#build jakapan #tw build #tw poi #please guys let's not turn into a nightmare on here too #we got twitter for that

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strawberrymilk-sunshine · 2 years

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About the requests of (y/n) being a mouse hybrid c'mon stop ending with a open ending my curiosity can't handle it :(!

I need to know what happen now! Will they be left to rote in pomefiore basement? Will Rook break them? Will Vil hurt them for daring to ruin his face!? I need to know :'(!

I just be acting silly like that sometimes :)

Tried to write a more conclusive ending this time, not sure how good it is tho lol

Part 1 | Part 2 | >Part 3<

Warning(s): isolation, autophobia/monophobia(?), implied beatings from Vil, stockholm syndrome,

"Good evening, little mouse." The left side of Vil's face was wrapped in bandages. "Have you learned your lesson yet?"

"I didn't do anyting wrong." You spat. "You had no reason to lock me down here. I reacted with anger because you sent Rook to kill me because my friend psted a pic of me to magicam!" You yelled.

"I never told him to kill you. He didn't try to kill you. But you tried to kill me, for no reason." Vil told you. "This is a fair punishment."

"The Hell do you mean, fair punishment?! Locking me in a dungeon is a fair punishment for getting mad at you?!" You asked. "And I never wanted to kill you, Vil! I just wanted-"

"QUIET, MOUSE." Vil yelled. "You're going to die down here. And I will be glad when you do."

Vil stormed up the stairs, and slammed the door behind him., leaving you in complete darkness.

That was months ago.

You weren't let out for anything.

Not school, not food, not water.

Vil was right. You're going to die down here.

"Bonjour, mon bel petit souris! How are we this fine night?"

Ah... that's right.

You won't die down here.

You have Rook.

Rook, who brings you food and water every night.

Rook, who tells you he's trying his best to convince Vil to let you out.

Rook, who comforted you and applied first aid when Vil got revenge for what you did to him.

Rook, who was always there for you.

Rook, who was the one who convinced Vil to not harm you.

Rook, who so kindly let you stay in his room as you didn't have one.

Rook, who loves you.

"Ah, how sad it is, to see you like this..." Rook sighed. "Alas, until you learn your lesson, I cannot-"

"I-I've learned..." You spoke up. "I promise."

"Hm? You say you've learned?" Rook asked. "Learned what, (Y/N)?"

"I've l-learned...!" You broke down in tears. "I've learned my lesson, Rook, I-I promise! You're just trying to protect me, a-and love me! And I was wrong f-for stabbing Vil, I'm sorry! I'm sorry!!" You wailed.

You didn't see it, but when you said that, a sadistic smile made it's way onto Rook's face.

"Ah, poor dear!" He said. "Surely Vil will take mercy on you now! Who wouldn't take mercy on such a sad little mouse? i shall go get him now."

Rook turned to leave.

"NO! PLEASE!" You yelled, sticking your arm out of the cage and grabbing Rook's uniform.

"My my... quel suprise~" Rook said, looking back at you. Your trembling frame, your tear stained and beaten face, you just looked so...

Pathetic.

Rook grabbed the keys off of the ground, the keys that had been plased just out of your reach months ago.

Rook unlocked the cage.

The tears wouldn't stop pouring down your face. You were happy, so happy, indescribably happy.

After that day, you were never seen without Rook.

Your classmates were concerned for you. Before, you couldn't stand Rook... then you disappear for a few months, and when you come back to school, you clung to his side like a frightened child.

"We're dating!" You would say. "Nothing's wrong!" You told them.

Somewhere, deep in the back of your mind, you knew that was a lie.

Vil was satisfied with the punishment you'd been given. Rook was delighted you loved him.

That was several years ago, now.

You and Rook have graduated from Night Raven College by now.

You two live in a quaint house in the Sunset Savannah.

Sometimes he leaves for hunting trips. When you're alone, you're mind remembers those days you spent isolated in Pomefiore's dungeon. Whenever Rook returns home, he finds you in tears.

"You missed me that much, mon bel petit souris~?"

After all these years, he still calls you that.

You live a wonderful life with Rook.

He was your saviour when you were loked away in Pomefiore.

Your mind has essentially shut out the memory of Rook being the one who caused all of this.

Because of a stupid little picture your friend posted to magicam, you met the love of your life.

Because of a stupid little picture your friend posted to magicam, your life was ruined.

...

It's better to not dwell on the past.

You can't change it.

What happened happened.

And now, you're so happy.

And you love your life.

You wouldn't change it for the world...

#rook hunt #disney twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland #twst #yandere #yandere twst #yandere twisted wonderland #yandere twst x reader #yandere twisted wonderland x reader #yandere rook hunt #yandere rook x reader #yandere rook hunt x reader #yandere rook

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that-starbucks-lover · 1 year

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ATTENTION EVERYONE:

If you know an account who is spreading leaked and stolen content from Season 5:

Thomas Astruc has officially come out with this tweet asking to report accounts who are posting from all social media to the link given in his tweet. PLEASE PLASE PLEASE REPORT THESE PEOPLE SO WE CAN STIP THE LEAKS ONCE AND FOR ALL!

Posting leaks and stolen content is NOT ok and is a crime, and it is hurting us as a fandom and the buissness of ZAG, which can cause the show to possibly not be renewed if we continue down this route. For the good of everyone in this fandom who wish to watch the season in order, as well as for the good of the show, please stop posting leaks and please report anyone who does so to this email link.

[email protected]

#miraculous ladybug #adrienette #ladynoir #miraculous #adrien agreste #miraculousladybug #adrien and marinette #ladrien #marichat #miraculous season 5

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akwolfgrl · 8 months

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I kinda started wirteing a new series lol. Like I don't have enough of thouse already. Here's part one of kitsune sanji

Minako had been waiting for a very long time, she was to stay here until she found the right preson to give over the Kitsunebi to. They had to be just right, many had failed to draw her interest and a the few that did soon failed to hold it. A blonde male with a cigarette dangling from his mouth and bags in his hands passed by.

"Please sir, can I have some food?" She expected him to ignore her and countie walking on by but he stopped.

"Sure, it's mostly ingredients but I'm happy to give you some," He couched down onto her leavel, the ally sterwn with flith, his fancy suite seemed to matter little to him. The blonde man dug threw his bags handing her fruit and vegetables. "If you here tomorrow I can come back with a proper meal,"

"Oh thank you kind sir," Minako didn't believe him for one second, humans were liers and none had been proven worthy of the Kitsunebi of the powers and responsibilities that came with it in a hundred years.

The next morning she saw him once again, he had surprised her, no one had ever returned. Once again without any regard to his clothes he couched down next to her.

"I made you a few meals to get you therw the next few days, I can't do much more since we're leaving tomorrow morning but I hope these help,"

As he handed her the bento boxes a beam of sunlight set him a glow, minako took his hands in hers after she put the beto boxes down. She peered into his past seeing flashing of a sweet child burtel abused by his family, she sees his compassion for tiny creatures. She sees his hopes of finding something no.belives to exist, she sees him give thouse dreams up for someone eles. She sees him giveing of himself so others may live. She sees his strength and his love of his family.

She knew that he was the one. What happened next was up to him, could he survive as a kitsune? The transformation could be extemaly painful if he didn't make it the Kitsunebi would find its way back to her.

"Thank you young man, I have a gift for you," She took out the Kitsunebi from the bag she keept it in. She handed him the glowing orb.

"Oh I couldn't take this," He tired to protest.

"But you must I insist plase do this one thing for me," Minako pleaded with him she saw the moment he gave in.

"All right if you insist,"

"Thire you are you curly, and you say I get lost and here I am finding you," A gruff voice belonging to a man with green hair and three swords came to stand by the blond man. She watched as he sliped the orb in to his jacket before standing.

"I'm not lost marimo, I came here deliberately it's not my fault you followed me,"

Minako took the beto boxes and left the men to argue her job now done. When out of sight she began to hand out the meals to others who needed them. She washed the new kitsune luck in his new jeroney.

Latter that night Sanji curled in to his bunk on the Sunny clutching the glowing orb to his chest not wanting to be apart from it. He didn't understand why but he was afired of it disspareing form his sight. Zoro was on watch tonight but he was just to exhausted to join him. Sani let the gental waves lull him to sleep, he preferred to sleep on the ship even when they were land. It was familiar to him.

The next morning Sanji woke to his body aching, almost as if he had been in a fight. Witch was ridiculous since they hadn't been in any fights for a few weeks. Sanji ignored the aching throbbing pain, his joints cracked and popped in ways that sounded bad and unfamiliar. Sanji was agile and flexible after years of training but today it hurt to move. He just needed to focus on cooking and the all blue to take his mind away from his body for a bit. With a deep breath Sanji made his way to the kitchen and if he walked stiffer than normal it wasn't like anyone was up to see it.

Sanji had stop on his way to galley, he rested his shoulder against the wall panting as the pain raked threw his body.

The all blue, the deep ocean of his dreams. Teaming with life, fish from everywhere. Sanji couldn't almost touch them as they swam past. The sun shining into the water setting it aglow.

Sanji stood back up, it had been an old trick he had thought himself in order to survive the hell his family put him thru, to survive slowly starving to death on that island. He headed stirght for the fridge taking out eggs, various fruits and meats. He also grabbed all the condiments required to make everyone's eggs to their specifications. As he got started the normally delicious smell nearly made him gag.

"What the fuck was that?" Sanji shook his head and lit a cigarette to hide the smell, nothing smelled wrong it just didn't agree with him today.

Soon everyone piled in egare for breakfast. He handed everyone their eggs with much less enthusiasm than normal.

"Sanji, are you ok? You don't look too well perhaps you should take a seat," Robin asked looking concerned.

"I'm fine, no need to worry," Sanji waved off her concerns.

Sanji had by some miracle made it past breakfast and only needed to deliver the platter of sandwiches. He stepped out the door of the galley when he heard the cracking and the searing pain shooting threw his body. He could help but to let out a painful whimper as he tried to walk. His legs giving out on him as he hit the deck hard.

"Sanji!" Hands appeared taking the trays from him before they too could hit the deck. At least nothing had been wasted.

He heard screaming as his body began to contort and shake. His bones snapping and breaking Sanji hit his head against the planks of the deck and mercifully passed out.

#one piece #roronoa zoro #sanji #zoro x sanji #black leg sanji #vinsmoke sanji #zoro #fanfic #kitsune

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my-love-of-books · 2 years

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A/N: this is just some fluff with a little spice {easy to ignore} w/ kiribaku

Warnings: cussing, I try to make most of my story GN if I have not done that in ANY WAY please tell me and I will fix it right away 😁

✴️This story needs a bit of context: you are Dabi's twin; meaning that your skin is only able to repel heat but you have an ice quirk. [which means that you get cold very easily]✴️

My teeth chattered as I hid under a clump of blankets. "Why did they have to turn the AC up?" I whisper-whine. Katski and Ejiro, my 2 hulking roommates, always complain it's way too hot in our apartment and ask to turn the air up; And for some reason I let them tonight.

{flashback}

"Hey, Y/N." A gruff voice stated. I turned around from the pasta I was making. "Yeah?" I said casually before standing straight up as I saw Katski looming over me with his arms crossed over his chest, drops of sweat slowly appearing on his chiseled muscles. Making my thoughts wonder as I tried to focus. He plased a hand on the counter behind me. "It's too fucking-" He started to grid out until Ejiro came up behind him and put a hand on his shoulder. "It's not a big deal man." To him and then looking down at me "We're fine, right Kats?" The red-haired giant's eyes flickered over to the blond in urgency. "Shut it, shitty hair," he said shrugging off Ejiro's hand and taking a step back. They were both twering over me as katski said: "It's too fucking hot in here and we need to turn on the Air Conditioning." As much as it sounded like a demand, mabey even something along the lines of a threat, I knew it was his way of asking; but being so anxiety-ridden about stuff like this I just pressed my lips into a line, looked down shyly, and nodded.

I squeezed my eyes closed at the memory, knowing it was I who cased me to freeze my hands off. "That's it." I state. I through the blankets off and sat up. I almost marched to the thermostat on the wall in the kitchen, but as I reech up I froze and start to slowly put my hand down the more I thought about it. I can't just do that to them, what would they think of me. In the last 6 months that all of us have been living together I have developed a bit of a crush... on both of them, -but they were already dating so it was illogical that I could be with them- at least that's what I kept telling myself, however it semed my heart didn't pay any mind to logic as it stood. Instead of turning up the heat I snuck to there shaired bedroom, hearing soft snoring as I put my ear to the door. 'All you need to do is go in there and steal a few blankets. Then sneek back out and go to sleep. Simple enough.' I thought to myself.

As I slowly open the door and creep inside I realize there are no blankets on the end of their bed like I had previously expected. What was I supposed to do now? "achoo" goosebumps appear on my arms as I sneezed.

"Hmm? Y/N? Is that you?" A sweet yet gravely voice questioned. Ejiro. Thoughts of 'He heard me!' and 'What do I do?' ran through my mind. "U-umm... Y-yeah." "What are you doing up so late?" "W-well I, I was cold and-" "The fuck you talking to Kiri?" Katski was laying on his stomach, arm around Ejiro, head resting on his chest. "Shh, Y/N is trying to tell me somthin'."

"Why you here?" The blond grunted out. "I, umm... I was cold and I was wondering if you guys had any extra blankets but it's fine, I'll just-" I interrupted myself with another sneeze, tripping over my own words. "No." He said quick and firm -but I could have sworn a touch of desperation lased in there- and then "No," he said again but a little slower this time. "We have some." redhead stopped me from literally bolting back to my own bed.

"At least we used to; Kats where did you put the extra blankets?" The bigger of the 2 sat up in bed rubbing his eyes and looking around. My face got burning hot in 2.02 seconds when I saw that he had no shirt on. And holy crap his abs, chest, and arms look like they came straight from God themself.

"Heyyy. I was laying there." Bakugou whined before flipping over. "Babe. The blankets." "I donno. I'll look for them in the mornin'." "It's- it's fine, really, I don't need them" I gave a tight smile. "You will not go to bed cold, not on my watch. After all, how would that be the manly thing to do? Come here you can sleep with us." He smiled the sweetest smile I had ever seen as he scooted toward the side of the bed. I just stood there for a minute before regaining consciousness and walking forward.

I climbed into the bed -in between them!- and got under the warm blankets "mmm" I hummed in contentment "Ayy your feet are like ice!" Katski whisper-yells in my ear. "Come here, gotta warm your ass up." I, as brain-dead as could be, simply obeyed. His strong arms snake around me as Ejiro scoots closer, wrapping his arms around both of us; and as I slowly fade into sleep I hear them muttering to one another. However, the only word that I could make out was "finally" as katski snuggled his head deeper into the crook of my neck.

A/N: Ta-da! What do you think? I really like it honestly. I love feedback so type away✨

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warwithoutreason · 2 years

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amaristm -> road-boy -> warwithoutreason

woah introduction real. long post sorrey

hello my name is lane or juno. he/it/Several neopronouns. i'm a gay lad just click this [ <- pronouns.page link ] for more information

if you feel like learning more click the wonderful keep reading button. warning for flashing stuff down the very bottom of this post

uh im australian [ as in the white boy variety. not aboriginal ] and use the fucking aest/aedt timezone [ i have No Clue which one it is rn man ]

getting it out of the way up here since i think it's one of the first things most people look for in a description but i don't have a dni because hey who's gonna follow that. however, if i look at your blog and you're marked as a transphobe on shinigami eyes or generally you're bigoted i am going to block you. or if i just don't like you i will block you. homophobes transphobes terfs aphobes racists and ableists go fuck yourselves <3

the theme used on my blog is by @/ricecodes. profile picture by @/lovelyshiz :3

i use [ square brackets ] instead of (parenthesis) because it is fun. for some reason ive decided to space them out in this post i dont know why but i dont normally do that

i have awful humour [ deez nuts ur mom etc etc. sometimes ironic homophobia. EMPHASIS ON IRONIC i am gay myself i don't have anything against queer people ] and i have a grudge against using proper grammar. sometimes i use tone indicators. i also swear a lot

there might be nsfw on this blog but it'll all be textpost jokes 👍

i call people man and dude and bro a lot just know that i mean it in a completely gender neutral way. if you don't like something i say about you [ in terms of calling you bro or something that might cause a bad gender time ] Please tell me and i'll stop doing that

i have too many interests but heres some of em [ key: Very Interested, i like this a normal amount, not very into it atm, i appreciate this but wouldn't consider myself a proper 'fan' ]

my ocs [ though everything i post about them when i do like once per year will probably be incomprehensible ]

corru.observer [ Play it. play it. i fucking love corru observer it is in your web browser quick easy and free. pley it plase /nf ]

ultrakill

just. generally. chonny jash's music

the kirby series [ mainly rtdl, robobot, star allies and katfl. also the anime a bit? ]

2001: a space odyssey

i have no mouth and i must scream

scp: find us alive

17776 / 20020

undertale

deltarune

omori

mob psycho 100

generation loss

half life vr but the ai is self aware

the magnus archives [ not finished yet, though ! i'm at like season 3 ]

project sekai [ + vocaloids in general ]

the process of elimination [ by disfixdog/hypertextdog. read it now. shameless advertising. it's awesome ]

no follow [ by shishka. VERY fun browser game ]

the upturned

demonvn / demon detangled [ by gertritude. its still in progress i think ]

the mandela catalogue

spiderman: itsv + atsv

heathers

the stanley parable

portal 1 + 2

ai builds

ace attorney [ the first stuff, i stopped when apollo justice showed up lol ]

serial experiments lain

off

ride the cyclone

yume nikki

faith: the unholy trinity

neon white

grab a snack at 4 am

regretevator

lego monkie kid

i sometimes do picrew chains and uquizzes and stuff, as well as occasionally gettin up to shenanigans with mutuals

occasionally i post art [ usually of my silly ocs ] under the tag #roadboy art. i don't think i've done this in like a year now. don't take any of the art in the tag as a representation of my art style ive changed it a lot