#platonic akatsuki

[aphroditelovesu]

Yandere Akatsuki Headcanons (Platonic)

❝ — 🍥 lady l: something I thought about for a while and decided to do it now. I hope you like it and forgive me for any mistakes! ❤️🖤

❝tw: obsessive and possessive behavior, murder, mention of death, yandere themes, stalking and jealousy.

❝🍥pairing: platonic yandere!akatsuki x gender neutral!reader.

Becoming part of Akatsuki was an important decision and one you knew shouldn't be made lightly. They were wanted and dangerous criminals. Once you decided to join, there would be no going back.

You were not innocent, you had already killed and committed some minor crimes and you were a well-trained ninja. That's why you decided to join Akatsuki. You just didn't know that your life would turn out completely different than you initially thought it would.

Pain was a little wary of allowing you to join Akatsuki, as not only did you not have a little-known reputation but there was something about you that unnerved him. That attracts him. But he decided to agree, after talking to Konan.

That's how you joined the world's most wanted ninja, Akatsuki and became their obsession.

Pain is the leader of Akatsuki and has a god complex. He is serious and distant, rarely approaching other members except to give him missions or orders. However, when he is Nagato he is totally different. Kind and shy. You and Konan are the only people who really know him as Nagato.

Regardless of your identity, he is very protective of you. He sees you as something good, as one of the few remnants of goodness, even if you are a criminal, you are still better than everyone. Besides being quite possessive of you. He wants to become a God and he will, but he sees no point in becoming one if you are not by his side.

Konan possessed a calmness, an admirable and frightening control. She has enviable self-control and this is visible in the way she deals with you. She is very calm around you, offering a kind smile and seeking any form of affection she can get from you.

She is desperate for affection, but she will never admit it. Konan is very intelligent and knows how to manipulate you. Stoic and cold-blooded, she will kill anyone who gets in her way, in your life other than herself and the other members. She takes whatever time she can have by your side.

Tobi has lost a lot during his life and these losses have shaped him into who he is today. He never expected to get attached to someone again, to love someone else after being deprived of someone he loved. This made him paranoid and very overprotective of you. Obito already lost someone he loved once, he won't lose you too.

He is introverted, however, and tries to avoid social interactions with the other Akatsuki members as much as possible, but with you, he is more sociable. Tobi is very possessive and always has one eye on you, especially when you are around the other members.

Itachi is calm and reserved, his feelings for you, the obsession he harbors, are very well hidden behind his mask. Not even the other members know Itachi very well, as he is enigmatic and mysterious. He deals with you the same way he does with everyone else, calmly and without showing much of how he feels. This makes you more distant.

However, he is not a really bad person. He did bad things, things he will regret. He sees a second chance in you, he trusts his intuition and you a lot. Itachi has a strong sense of empathy towards you and he is the one who notices the most if you are uncomfortable or upset about something, usually offering you comfort. He is possessive, however, because he has already lost a lot and wants your attention to him.

Kisame is a tailless tailed beast, a shark in humanoid form and he has strong predator instincts. He is very aggressive and can often be dominated by his bloodlust and desire for death, but he knows how to control himself when he wants to or when ordered to do so. You are one of the few people who can convince him to have mercy.

He's very perceptive, though. Kisame is always on alert and is aware of any danger and his first reaction is to take you away from danger. He is very protective and is also great at analyzing people and will know when you are bad.

Kakuzu only cares about money and himself, an avaricious and greedy man. He used to be like that until you joined Akatsuki and he started to care about you, but like a possession. Something that belonged to him, something to be controlled.

He often says that you can only trust him and money, the only two things you can rely on. Kakuzu is very attached to you and cares in his own way. He has a violent temper and becomes obsessed easily and you are his biggest obsession. He gets jealous very easily and reacts harshly to it.

Zetsu is a duality and only a manipulation, a difficult one to read and understand. White Zetsu is the easiest to deal with, he is playful and carefree, and he loves to tease others. He is very calm and loves to have fun with you, but he is very protective of you and although he doesn't usually use violence, he will.

Black Zetsu is the real problem. He is very intelligent and is the real brain behind many plans, serious and experienced. He is a great manipulator, appearing trustworthy and loyal, but his true loyalty is unknown to you. He is very possessive and a born stalker and will kill anyone who gets too close to you. He gets into several conflicts with White Zetsu because of this.

Deidara is extremely proud and fully believes that the greatest art form is destruction. He does not accept defeat and will always seek revenge. He is very reckless and even impulsive, often acting without thinking and that includes you. But he is not stupid, but rather calculating.

He is easily jealous and no one can insult you around him, as he will go crazy and be willing to sacrifice even himself to destroy the offender. Deidara protects you fiercely and his possessiveness leads him to states of madness that only you or Sasori can control. His favorite activity is the art of explosion with you.

Sasori is devoid of any human emotion, has no feelings of affection and is even considered inhuman. He doesn't feel anything, he never cared about anyone or anything, until he met you. Cold and distant, Sasori just watches from afar, preferring to keep his attention on his puppets.

You made him feel something for the first time in years, someone he could finally have the love he always wanted as a child. Sasori, although distant, still stays close to you when it suits him. He became possessive, even threatening the other Akatsuki members over you. He doesn't care about anything or anyone except you. And he won't let you be taken from him. Even if he has to turn you into a puppet. You will stay together.

Hidan has no respect for anything or anyone, insulting everything and everyone that suits him. Not even his own leader is safe from his insults, considering he doesn't respect him at all. Although a religious ninja, Hidan acts in a manner completely contrary to a religious person. He kills everything and everyone without any remorse.

He is quite easygoing towards you, his insults are never directed at you and he will eviscerate anyone who dares to insult you. Hidan is a sadist, finding pleasure in causing pain and killing his victims in the most painful way possible. He definitely wants to teach you how to be like him.

Akatsuki became more united when you joined and although there will always be conflicts between them, you became the missing piece. Pain would never let you leave, not when you were true peace. You're stuck with them forever.

[mubabee]

Imagine child!y/n asking Hak to teach her how to fight.

(Kija’s next)

[ladykissingfish]

Hey I saw you take a few requests so I thought I’d send you my own. Could you write some (platonic) Nagato and Konan?

*Konan enters Nagato's room with a bowl something and some bread* Konan: Nagi? It's time to eat. Nagato: I'm not hungry, Konan. Konan: You didn't eat breakfast or lunch, so I'm sorry but there's no way I'm letting you skip dinner, too. *sits by his chair and puts the spoon into the bowl* Say "ahh". Nagato: *sighs, then swallows the mouthful she's giving him* I hate this. You have no idea how badly I hate this. Konan: Y-you hate chicken and dumplings? It used to be your favorite! Nagato: Not the soup, Konan! This!! You having to take care of me like I'm an infant. You having to take care of everyone else in the Akatsuki while I can only rot here and send my Pein bodies to do my work for me. Nagato, softly: I'm so sorry I'm having you waste your life this way. I truly am. Konan: Nagato. Shut your mouth. You presume to talk to your onee-san this way? I have half a mind to dump this entire bowl right over your head, you -- Nagato: Onee-san? Konan: In all this time, all these years ... haven't we earned the right to call each other family? Nagato: I-- Konan: You're my brother. You couldn't be any more my brother than if I'd seen my mother give birth to you. Same with Yahiko. And same with all of these lunatics running around here. A family you choose is just as good as the one that got taken away; or at least it is to me. And family takes care of each other, no matter what. Nagato, tearing up: S-sis ... Konan: *holds out the spoon to him* Now are you going to feed yourself? Or am I gonna have to hold your mouth open and shove it in? Nagato: *picks up his spoon* You wouldn't do that ... Deidara and Hidan, passing by holding their jaws: Yes she would. Nagato:

I hope this is okay, @littleflowerfaerie

[donotpercieveme123]

OFC gotta ask izuna for the headcanon ask, altho i’m also dying to hear what you have to say about kisame :0

I'm sure its obvious to everyone and their mother what I have to say about Izuna, so Kisame it is!!!

A lesson they learned in their childhood:

That the world won't care for his kind. They'll either fear or hate him, he'll either be a tool or hunted out of existence. All he can do is become strong enough that he's untouchable. (I like to hc that he had family, siblings, a community within his clan, but they were one of the bloodline clans nearly hunted out of existence. A good few managed to escape over the years and there was a bigger exodus later which he helped with when he defected)

A reason they have for getting out of bed each morning:

Madara's plan and the promise of a better world. But also Itachi and keeping him comfortable and safe once his illness and his eyes started getting worse and they started getting closer. He sees him and their work as the only steady presence in his entire world at that point, and he finds that he'd do anything to protect that and the weird little liar of a child he's found in his care

A fear:

That he's unredeemable and that he might completely lose sight of his humanity. That no matter how he reaches for the light hoping for it to touch him he'll just be dragged down to the deep, and all he'll know is all the blood on his hands. I don't think he actually likes killing, he certainly enjoys a good fight and a strong opponent but he takes no joy in killing. The first time he held a knife and killed an animal as a child he cried for an hour until his mother sat him down and slapped some 'sense' into him

A strength:

He's very perceptive and genuinely kind despite not being able to see it himself. Once after a night of drinking where Kisame tells him his fear Itachi tells him he has more humanity in him than most people he's ever met, he's already touching the light. Kisame nearly cries, and he swears his loyalty and devotion to Itachi right there, tells him he'll drag him up to the light with him if he has to, regardless of whether Itachi's given up on his own humanity

How they think others perceive them:

As a monster, that they don't see past his appearance or his reputation. And he's not wrong. And if not that then a weapon, he's not in denial about his role in the Akatsuki or as a shinobi in general. Though he has come to trust that Itachi cares about him in his own stunted but devoted way. In the way he lets him into his space and how he allows him to take care of him when he's ill, and doesn't take offense to being treated as a child when he stops for another tea break and Itachi orders a little more dango than he should, or when Kisame shields him from the worst of the things they do by insisting that he gets his hands dirty instead

How they perceive themselves:

As a monster and a weapon, as someone who's done irredeemable things but tries to do better. He eventually comes to see his own humanity though, and he sees himself as a friend, a life partner and an older brother of sorts to Itachi

Whether or not they consider themselves a ‘decent’ person:

He certainly wants to. And he's certainly more sensitive and kind than he'd ever realise. He doesn't though, certainly not by the time he's joined the Akatsuki, but sometimes he thinks he could be a decent person, and it's easy to believe when Itachi looks at him without a shred of fear

A temptation / proclivity they have:

He loves the thrill and danger of the fight too much to ever truly give up being a shinobi despite not enjoying everything else that comes with it. He also gets far too comfortable with what's familiar to actively seek change by chasing the things he actually wants, and he's also too much of a follower, he'll almost always put the plans and wishes of others before his own

An alternate career to what they have in canon (if applicable):

He likes to think about moving somewhere peaceful, maybe near the sea and opening up a tea shop or an inn with Itachi, or living like a civilian, good honest physical labour. Modern AU tho he would definitely put everything he has into becoming a marine biologist, specifically working with sharks, he's all about saving the sharks and rightly so😂 But he'd most likely be doing a minimum wage job (poor foster kid kisame truthism!!)

How they waste time:

He likes to read and no one can convince me otherwise. Time on the road can be long and tedious so he'll read almost anything he can get his hands on, and he'll also read to Itachi when his eye sight gets bad enough. He can do different voices and he gets really dramatic and into it. Modern AU, he'd also be really into movies amd musicals in particular, the campier the better. He knows all the words to Rocky Horror and he'll put on a one man show any time he's given the chance😂 It drives Itachi a little insane but he never interrupts him and he has recordings of multiple of these performances

[clockworkspider]

One of the reasons I don't think Keito is well suited for a relationship with either of his childhood friends is that both Eichi and Rei requires a... Lol... More sensitive soul. Which Keito's simply not capable of being. Keito can be unwavering and steadfast and dependable when it comes to practical needs but as emotional support? It's a hit or miss.

On the other hand Kuro is sensitive enough to other people but he doesn't need tender loving care when it comes to emotional needs so he's fine.

[grey-eyed-menace]

Akatsuki raises herself upwards, wrapping her arms around his shoulders as he leans down, considerably to meet her, and, really, it's a common thing, to see her stretching as far as humanely possible just to graze the spine of a book, to catch at the end of a light fixture, or to even simply climb up onto something.

What isn't quite so normal, is the way Lucifer wraps an arm around her hips, and pulls her upwards, until he's holding her like some sort of newborn, one arm under her thighs, supporting her, and the other, wrapping firmly around her waist to pull her close.

It's awkward, they both know this, with the way she has to wrap her legs around him to get a firm grip, and the way they're still not quite at face level with each other.

And in the wake of everything that has happened... that will happen...

Yet...

"I love you," it's brushed against the side of his jaw, softly, a secret shared in such a moment of vulnerability, as Akatsuki presses her lips to just under his ear.

To say such a thing despite it.

A hum of acknowledgement, low, and rumbling, and situated somewhere in the depths of his chest, Lucifer presses his lips to the side of her head.

His response is even quieter, barely air passed over teeth and tongue, but the way she clings to him, just that much more, he knows she's heard him.

[yanderes-galore]

Scenario with platonic yandere Itachi and a daughter darling he never knew about? Like, maybe he was yandere for her mother too and she escaped, gave birth in secret, and then the two of them meet for the first time years later on not so friendly terms.

Sure! Just letting everyone know I am not finished Naruto so I apologize if I get Itachi's character wrong in anyway. I watched a "The Life Of..." video and made the plot of this take place at any time.

A/N: UGH, Now I really want to see an interaction of Itachi's Daughter and Sasuke meeting!!! They'd probably be the Itachi hate club, ngl. "We collectively want this guy dead" kinda vibe.

Sins of The Father

Yandere! Platonic! Itachi Uchiha with Daughter! Darling

Pairing: Platonic

Possible Trigger Warnings: Female Darling, Obsession, Guilt, Lucid yandere, Manipulation, Angst, Itachi was yandere for your mother, Slight mature themes, Overprotective behavior, Kidnapping implied, Forced relationship (Your mother)/companionship (You).

Itachi had a feeling you wouldn't like him when he met you. He's a man who has done many hurtful things to those he loves in order to protect them. He really should've stayed at a distance and continued to observe others without interfering.

But your mother had driven him mad.

Itachi had once had a girlfriend before his many sins, yet when she passed he had found a new love. Your mother had managed to catch Itachi's heart. Even though he should've stayed away...

He couldn't.

He always wanted the best for her. He wanted to protect and love your mother. He wanted a family, to be her one and only.

He had even gotten close to the point of bedding her, a guilty pleasure he knew he shouldn't have indulged in. However, he and your mother were originally in love. He loved every second of it...

Then she learned the truth.

Your mother had learned he slaughtered his original clan. That he was a criminal. No matter how much he promised to protect her, to love her, she hated him.

But he kept her to himself no matter what.

Itachi felt bad deep down. It was a similar feeling to when he had to leave Sasuke to his own devices. Those he loved resented him... that was his curse.

He promised your mother the world. It was as though Itachi was searching for redemption within your mother. Unfortunately, while she loved him once...

She'd never love him again.

One day after a mission he came home to see her gone. His love had run from him, yet Itachi didn't give chase. He knew it was probably for the best. Even if his heart ached it was probably deserved.

Years pass by and Itachi feels his heart clench. He's stoic but he can't help it when he sees a mirror of his love in front of him. You have such angry eyes...

Your hate reminds him of Sasuke....

Itachi couldn't bring himself to fight you. Even after all of his sins he stays a pacifist. He just knows you're the daughter of his love.

Itachi wishes he knew his love was pregnant. He knows she never would've told him, yet he would want to help you the best he can to grow. However... without any of his help...

You stand in front of him, a strong Kunoichi, a dangerous hate burning in your eyes.

When you attack and he defends, Itachi can see your eyes clearly. At some point in your life you had even received your Sharingan. His heart throbbed for a moment, you really were his daughter...

Yet your mother was most likely deceased.

He stuck to the defensive when you attacked him. You had to have known you were related. Your mother must have told you about him....

He couldn't tell if you were attacking him because he was Akatsuki or because he was your father. It didn't seem to matter to you. He could tell from your rage you just wanted him gone.

It hurts... yet he's used to it.

He hates that you had to meet like this. Even when he wasn't around you, he still managed to harm someone he loved. For that reason... you don't deserve anymore pain.

Itachi was careful to only use Genjutsu when fighting you. He knew he should run from you, silence his emotions and leave. Although... you wouldn't let him leave...

He didn't want to leave you either.

Itachi whittled down your strength slowly. Even though you were his daughter, your power could not compare to his. He wondered if you ever met Sasuke... or what you both would do if you ever did....

When Itachi sensed your strength leave you, he made things quick. The older Uchiha is quicker than you, restraining you with a mix of tools and Genjutsu. He can see your eyes widen, trying your best to read him. You may even fear death.

Only for Itachi to find himself tugging the restraints to pull you closer.

He can see you freeze when he holds your face up, looking into your eyes. He observes your Sharingan, a thoughtful gaze in his eyes. Then... a ghost of a smile is on his face.

"I'm sorry we never properly met." He sighs, "Your hate for me is justified, In fact you'd get along with my brother just fine."

You stare at the older Uchiha, he can see your hate simmer for a moment. He sighs softly, releasing his grip on your chin to sit beside you. You're all he has to remember his love by....

"I never meant to harm you or your mother." Itachi admits, pain evident in his eyes. He's slowly dying yet life still managed to give him you. "I wish I could've been a father to you... I'd love you forever."

He finds himself tapping your forehead, amused at how tired and shocked you look.

"In fact..." He whispers, ignoring the ache in his heart. "I love you now. That will never change."

"You don't know me." You hiss, snake venom in your tone.

"I know..." Itachi murmurs. "But I loved your mother."

"I'm not her. She didn't love you." You respond back, Itachi going silent. He wasn't delusional. He knew you spoke the truth.

But he hugged you anyway, even if you hated it.

"I'm glad I met you." Itachi sighs, proud of you even if he only ever hurt you. "You're all I have to remember what I could've had."

You almost feel bad for him. Itachi didn't cry, but his tone was depressing. You could barely believe you were related....

Before you're able to say anything else, be that something spiteful or genuine... Itachi knocks you out. He makes it quick, carefully catching you when you slump against him in your restraints. Itachi is a man of many sins...

Yet he couldn't leave you... not when you brought up memories of more pleasant times.

"I'm sorry..." He apologizes to your limp body, holding you close. "Please allow me to stay like this a bit longer, my daughter."

It's then Itachi stays still, embracing you tightly...

If only things were different... if only he didn't hurt all those he loved.

If only he stayed away from your mother.

[mixelation]

thoughts on itadei, itakisa, and itasaku? and i guess any other popular itachi ships that are not currently coming to mind for me lol

ItaDei

Love it. Have written tens of thousands of words about it. It's sort of a frustrating ship to write because they're both assholes about their own feelings (and I don't think Itachi in canon... has a lot of thoughts on Deidara), but Deidara has an extremely canonical gay melt down over Itachi, so I feel like there's a lot of ridiculousness to explore. The fact that they're both criminal villain ninja means there's a lot of room for understanding that other ships might not have. Yes, Deidara blows buildings up with people inside, what of it? He's not like "ooh aah you monster!!" over the Uchiha Massacre. And I like that they both have wildly different, but demonstrably lethal/successful, attitudes towards problem solving. Like I think they cover a lot of each other's flaws while also making each other worse, you know?

Since it's "brutally honest" opinion time, I will add a complaint I haven't made in a while. I hate the way a good chunk of fandom writes Deidara in mlm ships. For some reason, people like to make him a naive uwu bean to play the "feminine" role. Stop that, it's boring and OOC.

ItaKisa

This is a ship I don't really mind but also don't find super compelling. I'm not a big Kisame fan-- like he's fine, I like writing and reading about him fine-- but he's not one of my favorite Akatsuki members. I don't filter on ItaKisa but the tag won't make me NOT click a fic. I could be compelled to write it if I had an idea for it. I do prefer exploring their relationship from a more platonic angle. Kisame is most interesting to me when he's the guy dealing with Itachi's bullshit 24/7 and somehow still thriving.

ItaSaku

My original OTP!!!!!! Okay so I think they're super compatible and HERE'S WHY--

Basically I think Itachi is someone who has idealized romance in a way where he has an extensive very bland fantasy about nice Konoha girls who let him have the most bland vanilla hetersosexual marriage of all time. He wants the culturally appropriate equivalent of a white picket fence. Would he actually be happy with this? No, obviously not, but Itachi also thinks he's a pacifist.

Meanwhile Sakura is a violent maniac who is trying her hardest to BE that nice Konoha girl. They indulge each other's insane fantasies about it. Itachi looks at Sakura and is like: "oh yes, the perfect Konoha kunoichi, the student of the Hokage and Hatake Kakashi, a healer with the face of an angel--" But if his ability for self-analysis were 2% better he would realize his favorite Sakura moments are all like "ripped a man in half" and "brought that same man back from the brink of death to interrogate him." He is ready to lay back and let Sakura live out her own fantasy of Fixing the tragic S-ranked missing-nin WITH HER LOVE because that is also what Itachi wants. Ignore that the village is on fire, please

Other Itachi Ships

Let's see.... every once in a while I get intrigued by the idea of Kakashi/Itachi, but I have never hit on anything there that I really like. I'm fine with Shisui/Itachi, but I don't think Shisui has enough of a canon presence for me to go really feral over it like I would ItaSaku or ItaDei. I'm intrigued by some other Itachi/Akatsuki ships although I don't think any of them are popular. For example, I think Itachi and Sasori would clash horribly in that they're both assholes in similar directions, and this would make SasoItaDei a beautiful trashfire for Deidara specifically.

I've written some Itachi-Karin interactions that I thought were fun so I think ItaKarin could be interesting. Ummm..... OH! I regularly forget Izumi even exists. Sorry, Izumi.

[dira333]

Naruto

Akatsuki

Eyes of the blind - Deidara

When I felt like I was an old cardigan - Itachi

 You can Fly Itachi - part two to Why they call it falling

Doomed to love you - Kakuzu x reader (Angst)

To be loved is to be changed - Kisame x Soulmate Reader (FC)

Lonely Water - Kisame

Water Lily - Kisame

Life flashes by - Kisame

Persistence versus Evanescence - Sasori x Reader, Akatsuki Publishing House AU

Konoha

Fall into me - Chouji

Unwavering - Ibiki (see below for Series)

A moth to the flame - Ibiki (see below for Series)

Too Hot (Drabble) - Kakashi

1,2,3 - you can count on me - Kakashi

Heartbreak Trees - Kakashi

[A Child's] Truth Kakashi

I love you at every time of the day Kakashi

Aim for the Stars - Might Guy x Reader x Kakashi (platonic)

Trouble in Paradise - Naruto

Love like Trees Naruto

Why they call it falling Naruto (angsty)

Million reasons - Sasuke

Why they call it falling Sasuke (part 1)

Fragments of Anonymity Sasuke (part 2) 

Through the eyes of others Sasuke (part 3)

Sweet like Dango  Sasuke (requested)

Jealousy  Sasuke (requested)

Married life Sasuke

The road not taken - Shibi (see below for Series)

Love and friendship know no distance - Shino x Reader x Hinata (platonic)

A life without the name Uchiha - Shisui (Drabble)

Suna

Baby Series - Kankuro - Dress Shopping

Promise to marry me... Kankuro

Series

Unwavering - Ibiki x reader

part 1, part 2, part 3, part 4, part 5, part 6

A moth to the flame - Ibiki x Aburame! Reader

part 1, part 2, part 3, part 4

Why they call it falling - Sasuke x Anbu reader

part 1, part 2, part 3

The Road Not Taken (Shibi x reader, arranged marriage)

Character Sheet,  Part 1 , part 2 , part 3 , part 4, part 5, part 6, part 7, part 8, part 9, part 10, part 11, part 12, part 13, part 14, part 15, part 16, part 17, part 18, part 19, part 20

[pix3lplays]

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this is where I’ll be writing Honkai: Star Rail, Genshin Impact, Dr. Stone! (Spoilers for Dr. Stone’s manga are on this blog) One Piece, Hades, Kingdom Hearts, and Triangle Strategy

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Senku Ishigami (in the chapters where he’s an adult) Hyoga Akatsuki Tsukasa Shishio Ryusui Nanami Stanley Snyder Dr. Xeno Houston Wingfield (I will love you forever if you send a Stanley or a Dr. Xeno request oh my gosh)

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Roronoa Zoro Sanji Vinsmoke Sir Crocodile Captain Smoker Portgas D. Ace Red-Haired Shanks Dracule Mihawk

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I will be taking a break from Genshin

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Zagreus, Thanatos, Hypnos, Dionysus, Ares

New character!! Writing Spike Spiegel!!

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Adding Epsilon from Pluto!!

Adding some Kingdom Hearts characters! Here they are: Xemnas, Xigbar, Saïx, Axel, Vexen, Marluxia, and Zexion

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I’ll write Magus from Chrono Trigger

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Anon list (I’m so sorry if I forgot you just remind me lol): shady anon, 🫛anon, Star Fries anon, Aquarius anon, tulip anon, Star Ruby anon, 🌌 anon, (E), 🤡anon, 🐉anon, ♣️anon, Starcatcher anon, 🌺anon, 🍂anon, 🐞anon, 🎆anon, 🍠anon, 🎲 anon, 👾anon, tea anon, Phoenix anon, top hat anon, 🫶🏻anon, sky-faring anon, 🌱anon, 🦉anon, 🧚‍♀️anon, 🪐anon, ✉️ anon, 🎪anon, 😭anon, 🎭anon, 🦭anon, 🐑anon, Argenti’s Spouse anon, 💮Anon, 🪷anon, 🪄anon, 🍡anon, 💫anon, joke anon, 🍁anon, 📦 anon, 🫧 anon, 🐜antnon, 🦜 anon, 🪽anon, 🪶anon

[aphroditelovesu]

Ohhh interesting! On the flip side, how about any really dark or serious?

Many 😌

But the ones that are preaching most in my mind are these at the moment:

Yandere Zeus/Hera Headcanons (Poly!Romantic) [Greek Mythology]

Yandere Light Yagami/Kira Headcanons (General) [Death Note]

Yandere Hades/Persephone Headcanons (Poly!Romantic) [Greek Mythology]

Yandere Akatsuki Headcanons (Platonic) [Naruto]

Yandere Roronoa Zoro Headcanons (General) [One Piece]

Yandere Wednesday Addams Headcanons (General) [Wednesday]

Yandere Aegon the Conqueror/Visenya Targaryen/Rhaenys Targaryen Headcanons (Poly!Romantic) [ASOIAF]

Yandere Khal Drogo/Daenerys Targaryen Headcanons (Poly!Romantic) [Game of Thrones]

Yandere Ramsay Bolton Headcanons (General) [Game of Thrones]

Yandere Volturi Headcanons (Platonic) [Twilight]

Yan!Husband Maegor the Cruel Headcanons (Romantic) [ASOIAF]

Yandere Azriel Headcanons (General) [ACOTAR]

[13as07]

Master List

Keys:

• Romantic

• Smut

• Platonic

• Angst

• Idk What To Tag It As

[——] - Series Part Listed Elsewhere

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Might Gai:

• Similar

Kankuro Sabaku:

• Desert Lily #1

• Desert Lily #2

• Desert Lily #3

• Desert Lily #4

• Choose

Sakura Haruno:

• Uchiha Love #1

• Uchiha Love #2

Jiraiya:

• Attachment

• Patience #1

• Patience #1.5

• Patience #2

• Patience #2.5

• Patience #3

• Patience #3.5

• Patience #4

• Patience #4.5

Kakashi Hatake:

• Motherhood

Shikamaru Nara:

• Our #1

• Our #2

• Our #3

• Our #4

• Our #5

• Our #6

• Our #7

• Friends #2

Pain/Nagato Uzumaki:

• [Parts 1 - 3 Listed Under Multiple Characters]

• Object #4

• [Parts 5 - 9 Listed Under Multiple Characters]

Itachi Uchiha:

• It Hurts

• I’m Not Clingy

• Tiggie #1

• Tiggie #2

• Tiggie #3

• Birthright #1

• Birthright #2

• Birthright #3

• [Part 4 - 6 Listed Under Fugaku Uchiha]

Shino Aburame:

• Parasite #1

• Parasite #2

• Hanahaki Disease

• Elegant #1

• Elegant #2

• Outing

• Bruised

Shisui Uchiha:

• Wish

Rock Lee:

• Flower

• Gift

Ino Yamanaka:

• Spitting Image #1

• Spitting Image #2

• [Part 3 - 6 & Prequel Listed Under Gaara Sabaku]

Gaara Sabaku:

• [Part 1 & 2 Listed Under Ino Yamanaka]

• Spitting Image #3

• Spitting Image #4

• Spitting Image #5

• Spitting Image #6

• Spitting Image Prequel

Hinata Hyuga:

• Surveillance

Neji Hyuga:

• Coffee #1

• Coffee #1.5

• Coffee #2

Shikaku Nara:

• Sweet Girl #1

• Sweet Girl #2

• [Part 3 & 4 Listed Under Multiple Characters]

Kakuzu:

• I Hate You #1

• I Hate You #2

• I Hate You #3

• I Hate You Prequel

Hidan:

• Jashin’s Angel

Kiba Inuzuka:

• Want To Be Boxer

• Cats and Dogs #1

• Cats and Dogs #2

• Cats and Dogs #3

• Cats and Dogs #4

• Cats and Dogs #5

Obito Uchiha:

• Little Lady #1

• Little Lady #2

Fugaku Uchiha:

• [Parts 1 - 3 Listed Under Itachi Uchiha]

• Birthright #4

• Birthright #5

• Birthright #6

Asuma Sarutobi:

• Stretch Marks

Orochimaru:

• Little Mouse #1

Sasuke Uchiha:

• My Son

Multiple Characters:

• Object #1 (Akatsuki)

• Object #2 (Akatsuki)

• Object #3 (Akatsuki)

• [Part 4 Listed Under Nagato Uzumaki]

• Object #5 (Akatsuki)

• Object #6 (Akatsuki)

• Object #7 (Akatsuki)

• Object #8 (Akatsuki)

• Object #9 (Akatsuki)

• Friends #1 (Rock Lee/Shikamaru Nara)

• [Part 2 Listed Under Shikamaru Nara]

• [Part 1 & 2 Listed Under Shikaku Nara]

• Sweet Girl #3 (Shikaku Nara & Inoichi Yamanaka)

• Sweet Girl #4 (Shikaku Nara & Inoichi Yamanaka)

• Weekend #1 (Shikamaru Nara & Neji Hyuga)

• Weekend #2 (Shikamaru Nara & Neji Hyuga)

• Lesson #1 (Jiraiya & Naruto Uzumaki)

[wing-ed-thing]

Team 8

Looking for the Sensei? Check out the Sensei and Jounin List!

𓆃 Kiba

Kiba Inuzuka Relationship Headcanons

Kiba x CatUser!Reader Headcanons

Cycle (Kiba x Sibling!Reader) Platonic Oneshot

𓆃 Shino

Shino Relationship Headcanons

Shino Relationship Headcanons II

Shino Relationship Headcanons III

Shino Relationship Headcanons- Meeting Shibi

Shino x Akatsuki!Reader Enemies to Lovers Headcanons

Birdbrain Ficlet Series (Shino x hothead!Bird-user!Reader) Part I Part II Part III Part IV

Bravo (Shino x Reader) Oneshot

Honey Stand Part I Part II Part III Part IV Finale?

Honey Cakes (Honey Stand Sequel) Chapter I Chapter II Chapter III Chapter IV Chapter V

Oblivious (Shino x Reader) Oneshot RQ

Good Morning (Shino x Reader) Oneshot RQ

Bottomless Salad (Shino x Reader) Oneshot RQ

Aburames Don’t Get Sick (Shino x Reader) Oneshot RQ

Foil (Shino x Akatsuki!Reader)

Greenhouse (Shino x Reader)

Group Project (Kisame x Reader x Shino x Temari)

Guard Dog (Shino x Injured!Reader) Oneshot

Show and Tell (Kid!Shino x Kid!Reader) Oneshot

Exposure Therapy (Shino x Reader) Oneshot

The Aburames (Shino x Reader) Oneshot

Night Owl (Shino x Reader) Oneshot

Links: 36

[simp-lyanimewritings]

My Current WIPs

Headcanons

Yandere Kagaya Ubuyashiki (platonic) [Demon Slayer/Kimetsu no Yaiba]

Yandere Gyutaro/Daki (platonic) [Demon Slayer/Kimetsu no Yaiba]

Yandere Muzan Kibutsuji [Demon Slayer/Kimetsu no Yaiba]

Yandere Rengoku Family (platonic) [Demon Slayer/ Kimetsu no Yaiba]

Yandere Spider Demon Family (platonic) [Demon Slayer/Kimetsu no Yaiba] part 2

Yandere Lady Tamayo/Yoshiro (platonic) [Demon Slayer/Kimetsu no Yaiba]

Yandere Tengen Uzui (+his wives) (platonic) [Demon Slayer/Kimetsu no Yaiba]

Yandere Tengen Uzui (+his wives) w/ Hashira!Reader (romantic) [Demon Slayer/Kimetsu no Yaiba]

Yandere Poly!Naruto Uzumaki/Sakura Haruno w/Sweetheart!Reader (romantic) [Naruto]

Yandere Tsunade Senju (romantic) [Naruto]

Yandere Akatsuki (platonic) [Naruto]

Yandere Hashirama Senju (general) [Naruto]

Yandere Uzumaki Clan (platonic) [Boruto]

Yandere Daniel Park (general) [Lookism]

Yandere Jay Hong (general) [Lookism]

Yandere Vivi (general) or (platonic) [Lookism]

Yandere Charles Choi/Crystal Choi (platonic) [Lookism]

Yandere Mary Kim (general) [Lookism]

Yandere Daniel Park w/Sibling!Reader or Childhood!Friend!Reader (platonic) [Lookism]

Yandere Taehoon Seong/Hansu Seong [Viral Hit]

Yandere Han Siblings (platonic) [Viral Hit]

Yandere Hobin Yoo (general) [Viral Hit]

Yandere Rumi Yeo (general) [Viral Hit]

Yandere Monkey D. Luffy (general) [One Piece]

Yandere Strawhat Pirates (platonic) [One Piece]

Yandere Big Mom/Charlotte Linlin (platonic) [One Piece]

Yandere Vinsmoke Family (platonic) [One Piece]

Yandere Kaname Kuran w/ Uninterested!Reader (romantic) [Vampire Knight]

Yandere Haruka Kuran/Juri Kuran w/ Unwilling!Human!Reader (platonic) [Vampire Knight]

Yandere Senri Shiki/Rima Toya (platonic) [Vampire Knight]

Yandere Hanabusa Aido (general) [Vampire Knight]

Yandere Night Class (platonic) [Vampire Knight]

Yandere Shinji Hirako (general) [Bleach]

Yandere Rangiku Matsumoto (platonic) [Bleach]

Yandere Kurosaki Family (platonic) [Bleach]

Yandere Phantomhive Manor (platonic) [Black Butler]

Yandere Sebastian Michaelis w/ teen!Reader (platonic) [Black Butler]

Yandere Trancy Manor (platonic) [Black Butler]

Yandere Sohma Family (platonic) [Fruits Basket]

Yandere Tohru Honda (general) [Fruits Basket]

Yandere Izuku Midoriya (general) [My Hero Academia]

Yandere Todoroki Family (platonic) [My Hero Academia]

Yandere Takemichi Hanagaki (general) [Tokyo Revengers]

Yandere Tetta Kisaki (general) [Tokyo Revengers]

Yandere Asahina Family (+Ema) (platonic) [Brothers Conflict]

Yandere Fuuto Asahina (romantic) [Brothers Conflict]

Yandere Miya Chinen (platonic) [Sk8: the Infinity]

Yandere Sakamaki Brothers (platonic) [Diabolik Lovers]

Yandere Yuji Itadori (general) [Jujutsu Kaisen]

Yandere Rin Okamura (general) [Blue Exorcist]

💕Love Letters💕

Yandere Naruto Uzumaki (romantic) [Naruto]

Yandere Masaomi Asahina or Ukyou Asahina (platonic) [Brothers Conflict]

Yandere Haruka Kuran/Juri Kuran (platonic) [Vampire Knight]

Yandere Enji Todoroki (platonic) [My Hero Academia]

Yandere Daniel Park [Lookism]

Yandere Zack Lee [Lookism]

[saiyansimp]

First time hooking up with Hidan

NSFW, Minors DNI

You two become close after working as partners for the akatsuki. He’s insufferable but you’re either a similar type of insufferable or an inhumanly patient person

Either way, you guys become friends, but there’s always that tension. He makes sex jokes about basically every woman he encounters - but with you it feels different. His eyes linger on you for a little too long when he thinks you’re not paying attention, he comes up with excuses to touch you. Nothing romantic, but certainly not platonic either. 

After a night of sitting outside the hideout, drinking and talking about nothing - a frequent activity for you two - something snaps. There’s a long silence, and you’re staring up at the sky when suddenly you feel a hand cupping your face, guiding you towards his. 

His kisses are sloppy but passionate, it kinda feels like he’s chewing on your face but he manages to get you hot and bothered enough to prompt you to start undressing. 

He’s a huge biter. The kisses he trails down your body are peppered with nibbles, and he definitely leaves more than one deep purple hickey. 

After the two of you are naked his hands are quick to make their way to your already wet center. He starts by just rubbing your folds, eliciting an airy moan from you

He’s a huge tease though so if you want him to continue you’re gonna have to ask him. Or beg, depending on his mood. 

Despite his impatience, he’s incredibly skilled at pleasing you. Pulls your legs over his shoulders and works absolute magic, rubbing your clit vigorously while lapping at your sweetness

He get’s so, so close to making you cum, letting you grab a fistful of his white hair as you’re thrusting your hips against his mouth.  But it’s almost like he can sense it because he pulls away right when you’re at your breaking point

“The party’s just begun, Princess!”

When it comes time to have sex, he’s rough and abrupt, just like he is in terms of fingering you and kissing you. He doesn’t give you much time to adjust, just dropping you down onto him. which is too bad because he’s hung

He sets a pretty slow pace to start, allowing for the initial pain to subside pretty quickly and be replaced with pleasure. He tries to fuck you as deeply as he can as much as possible, burying as much of his cock in you as he can. As soon as he starts to graze your g spot, you become a whimpering mess again and he just laughs

It doesn’t take long for him to pick up speed, and in no time you’re bouncing on his cock, relishing in how much he fills you. You swear you see stars when he starts hitting your cervix, the pleasure’s so intense

You can tell he’s getting close from the way he’s grunting and gripping your shoulders. You’re getting pretty close too - so close you don’t even realize he’s fumbling next to the two of you, seemingly looking for something. You come to your senses long enough to see that it’s a kunai knife.

He hands it to you with a trembling hand, sweating. 

“Stab me, Princess,” he pants between thrusts, “as hard as you can.”

What? Did you hear him right? Of course you did. Man’s a masochist, no one should be surprised 

So, as you feel that familiar knot building in your stomach, you shakily drive the kunai in between his shoulder blades. He yells loudly, both from the pain and pleasure. Blood leaks from the knife, and you suddenly feel his cock twitch inside you before feeling the warmth of his cum being released inside you. This is just what you need to be sent over the edge, clenching around his still-hard cock and screaming his name as you hit your climax. 

Afterwards, there’s not much cuddling. You both pass out outside of the hideout unclothed and wake up with a wicked hangover. You’re MORTIFIED when you’re woken up by one of your fellow akatsuki members, but of course Hidan thinks it’s hilarious. 

Yes, the dagger is still in the morning. No, you don’t see him pull it out. All you know is that it’s gone the next time you hook up: that’s why he asks you to stab him again ;)

[tozettastone]

hello toz, long time fan of your works here. apologies if you’ve already touched on this subject/answered this question before, but what makes a good modern oc-insert fic to you? what are some of your fav tropes to see in the genre? do you have any advice on writing one? thank you for all the great akatsuki works youve written, yours are my fave!!

Hi anon! Thanks.

Luckily I have a memory like a sieve so unless I get the same question repeatedly I usually have no idea if I've answered it before. :)

I'm always really into reading a self insert/modern character in X setting fic that focuses on exploring the setting and characters (which puts me miserably at odds with the more romantic SI/OC fics, rip tozette). I like platonic interpersonal relationships with canon characters, often as a vehicle for uncovering facets of them that are extrapolated from their canon characterisation but which we don't see in canon. I also like reading about the original character experiencing their new setting from the perspective of a regular modern human being.

I do prefer if the original character has a strong identity though. I don't like it so much when the OC changes their personality all the time to fit the demands of a story where they never fuck up — you know, one moment it's "she's a shy innocent rose who just wants to trust people and be healed," and the next moment she's mouthing off to the king because she's "stubborn, fiery tempered and spunky!" with no further explanation about how we got from point A to point B.

Those are just things I like and don't like, though. You might like different things about these fics. Probably focus on writing things you like so you don't get bored.

I don't really know if I'm qualified to give advice, but I guess I'd suggest, like:

You don't have to rehash canon. You can derail canon or follow it exactly but honestly you don't even have to visit canon if you don't want.

Your OC should have a personality that relates to their core values, motives and specific traits, and they should act consistently with regard to that personality.

Let your OC screw up. Make them deal with the fall out of their bad choices and mistakes. Let them screw up and then let them learn from the consequences of their screw ups.

Your fic can be as long or as short as you like!

Have a plot in mind, from beginning to end. Your story probably won't end up going where you want unless you know where that destination is from the start.

If a commenter says something really rude, remember that on the topic of your fic, you are right and they are wrong. It's your story and you spun it out of nothing. like a god. (Also, block them. You can do that now!)

Good luck, anon.