#please bear with us

[shimbongulus]

remember to leave your gender in the oven for a few minutes longer than it says on the package. it gives it that nice crispy well-done effect.

[tiredcowboyy]

I hate when people (usually men on reddit) are like “if you met arthur back then he would murder you for breathing in his existence!” Oh would he? When? Before or after he’s finished doodling bunnies and flowers?

[introspectivememories]

[ciaomarie]

Gorgeous edit! This is just a snippet of their parallels/links. I can't handle it. It will never ever be okay if they aren't endgame. I want at least 1 whole episode of them openly acknowledging their feelings, basking in the freedom of the truth, and mutual affection. However, I think I'd settle for 3 minutes before the closing credits just to know WE ARE NOT CRAZY!!!

[ambeauty]

Was it peaceful when she walked into your family restaurant and recognized your for all the good things you’d done and none of the bad? Was it peaceful when she brought structure to your failing family business? Was it peaceful when she tried to run it while you ran off? Was it peaceful when she tried to elevate the offerings leading to a good review? Was it peaceful when she let you confide in her about your brother dying? Was it peaceful even after you turned into the asshole she didn’t want to work for she still came back and agreed to open a restaurant with you? Was it peaceful when you ditched her the first time, the second time, the third time, etc. and she still stayed? Was it peaceful when you worked together on your menu instead of trauma dumping a menu with your girl that’s a friend? Was it peaceful when thoughts of her calmed you down from a panic attack? Was it peaceful when she offered to make your pregnant sister a meal? Was it peaceful when she paid attention to every person in the restaurant and made sure they had what they needed to grow along side both of you? Was it peaceful when you promised her your full focus and attention? Was it peaceful when she brought you something warm to drink and tried to assure you that she was fine when you dropped the ball? Was it peaceful when she adjusted the margins to meet your needs?

Was it peaceful when you continued to push her out and away and she stayed and stayed and stayed? Will it be peaceful when she finally leaves???

I’m not saying Syd is a saint. I don’t want her to be. She has surely made mistakes of her own and has her own obstacles to overcome. But when it comes to who is his peace and who is perceived as peace it becomes clear who that truly is.

[littleprincerianne]

"electric car or car that runs on gasoline?" no boo, these:

[bearotonin-international]

Apex predator, my ass. I’m going to pet the dog 🐻🐻‍❄️🐼

perhaps now is a good time for some responsible bear programming to remind everyone that as cute and cuddly as they may seem, bears are lethal apex predators and should absolutely be treated accordingly if ever encountered.

DO

NOT

PET

[motherofoompaloompas]

Merlin genderswap au where when the gang is hiding Mordred, Merlin gets caught with him by Leon and the knights. They're all "Look! A dark haired child we have never seen before! that must be the druid boy" And Merlin panics and goes full on mama bear. "No! This is my son. I birthed him myself. Don't you dare try to execute him"

So the cover story would probably be something like when Merlin was 11/12 she got SAed by a bandit or a passing knight and gave birth to him young. She left him with Hunith when she first came to Camelot because she didn't know what to expect, but once things stabilized, she wrote home for her son to join her. It was only bad luck that he arrived the day they were looking for the druid boy.

And Mordred's just like "guess I have a mom now" and goes along with it.

Merlin takes Mordred everywhere with her including to work with Arthur. Mordred learns how to handle Arthur and do chores around the castle under Merlin's instruction. When he gets old enough, he starts training to become a knight.

He now gets to accompany his mom and Arthur. And while he is a knight of Camelot, he still has to answer to his mom. So it's just Merlin bossing him around the campsite and making him help with dinner. And he does it because it's his mom and he has been doing this stuff his whole life anyway.

The knights try to make fun of him for it but he's just like "???????? Of course I'm helping with dinner and setting up bed rolls. In fact, why aren't you?"

And Merlin is just so proud of her boy

[war-forged-storms]

Need a man on his hands and knees begging to be allowed to touch and fuck me like those old photos of women at divorce hearings. If he’s not gripping the bottom of my skirt and pleading with me to have mercy on him and to please let him I do not want it.

op is a trans man and this post is about t4t sex

[disappearenceofsomeone]

swaps ur deuteragonists for funsies!!!

(I’ll make the swapped protags version whenever it’s done because it is 12am and a school night rahh)

[lilaccatholic]

Complex feelings about copyright and Disney's appalling ethics aside, it does unsettle me how quickly people jump to make and monetize the most unnerving, depraved content imaginable about characters created for children the second it hits the public domain

[hothammies]

the usage of the lyrics “i don't know what you mean to me, but i wanna turn you on, turn you up, figure it out - i wanna take you on” right after carmy's apology to sydney is so serious to me and i wish we talked about it more. i think it's one of the only times where we get an explicit idea of what carmy thinks of syd in a romantic context and i fucking LIVE for it the lighting, the acting, the attempted phone call, the ambiguity of that entire scene to confuse us on whether or not he's thinking about sydney or if he's thinking about claire in the lyrics - all of it is so so so fucking scrumptious AHHH i love that shit i love this show so much

[front-facing-pokemon]

[g1ngerbeer]

long time no ghost au

[sydcarmyfan]

I want it to be a slowburn, but I don’t think I can wait 20+ years

[multiiocular-mushroom]

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