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I feel like the entire population has MPD
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#not cluster b culture#Mod Reef#anonymous#unqueued#note that i'm not fully back#but i saw this ask and i just.#anon. anon what#please come back and Explain#either you mistyped and meant NPD (which you would be incorrect that everyone has it)#or you didn't mistype and actually mean MPD (which (A) doesn't exist as a diagnosis anymore and (B) wasn't even a PD afaik)#((A) as in it's now DID(/OSDD-1) which is a dissociative disorder and uhh. if you think everyone has that presumably because of your--#--experiences then uh. maybe you should get that checked out anon)#(same with if you meant everyone probably has NPD because i can Assure You that no not everyone in the world has NPD)#(so either you are misinformed on what NPD is or may have some self-reflection to do)
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cannot express how much I love an unkillable guy. not in a cool way, but in a cockroach way, like by all rights we have physically seen him die onscreen multiple times but against everyone's wishes he just keeps coming back. the first time he comes back it's a plot twist. the second time he dies you start to see where it's going. it only gets exponentially funnier after that
#pickle pontificates#this is one of those if i had a nickel things#httyd books#alvin the treacherous#mission to zyxx#old derf#the difference is that everybody wants alvin to just please stay dead so bad#but no matter how many times they try to kill him he keeps coming back#and everybody wants old derf to just stay in one place and explain something for more than ten minutes#but he will not stop offing himself no matter how hard anyone begs him to stop
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A comic about Sam and Max being trans guys, taking place at Sam's old job as a stewardess before he transitioned. Being that it's Sam & Max, weird ridiculous hijinks ensure.
So... After two years of working on this on and off, it's finished! I had posted pages as I was making them on here before but those posts are no longer on my blog- I actually redid most of the pages with new jokes and panels, and fixed a lot. I'm really proud of how far this has come. :)
Please reblog if you can if you like it, so more can see it! It'd mean so much! Thank you. <3
#sam and max#sam & max#sam and max freelance police#sam & max freelance police#i cant believe its done#im posting this at 6 am and i know im gonna come back and be like 'DAMNIT I CANT BELIEVE THIS MISTAKE IS LEFT HERE'#but ah well!!#seriously please share if you can ;_;#when i felt like making the last page again i wanted to come back with the full comic mostly revamped#i hope those who liked it before are still here and like it still haha#thank you to everyone who has been so nice about my art and this story in particular - i learnt so much in how to make comics better becaus#of making this#there's some extra jokes that are hard to see in the background ill explain in a later post!#if theres trigger warnings i should add lemme know
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BREAK TIME! — been having lots of fun, but i've also posted consistently since october 😅 i don't want writing to start feeling like a chore/obligation/etc. in light of this, i probably won't be answering asks or posting here on xinganhao for the next two weeks or so. please take care of yourselves, and in case i don't see ya: good morning, good afternoon, and good night 🤍 ദ്ദി ˉ͈̀꒳ˉ͈́ )✧
#── ᵎᵎ ✦ yapping#i think this is a good a time as any to also stop typing my thoughts in []s because. what the hale. LOL#i don't really have much to say in explanation (in the same vein that i don't really feel like ??? i *have* to explain) but#i know there's some stuff i quote-unquote 'owe' like nfs extras/annotations + ot13 requests + etc.#but. yeah. all eventually :'-)#an anon on here once told me 'please don't quit. take a break if you must but don't quit' and this is me#Taking That Advice. hahaha#thank u everyone for being so kind! the days will be fast and i will come back to harrow u all once more#i hope you're happier than me today and tomorrow etc. <3
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INACTIVITY ANNOUNCEMENT !
okay,,, sooo i’ll be a little inactive for the next few days ( maybe until the weekend or even longer ) because school’s seriously draining me rn—exams are coming at me nonstop & it’s honestly a lot to handle( s.y just started bruh ). plus,,, one of my cats passed away. someone hit them with their car & didn’t even stop. i’ve been feeling really off since it happened, so i’m giving myself a bit of space to breathe & process everything. i’ll still answer your asks( & dms ) when i can, just expect some delays since i’ll probably be buried in schoolwork or trying to study. hope that's alright with you all :c
+ i will be online until today,, 17.06.25,, gmt +8 && ily all sssssssssssm !!
moots i currently remember ! ( nnnnnn,, sososo sorry😓 ,, im in such a rush )
@bloodwrittenletters , @yintous , @yeoniverseee , @xoxorory , @rainforcsts , @petalbcrnes , @jgraceluvr , @jjsblueberry , @shootingstargirl2001 , @xoxoavry , @cherryribbcns , @maybxlle , @haeerizm , @fromdove , @calebsamor , @cinnamongrl2006 , @laufeysgoddess , @xoxoavry , @shootingstargirl2001 , @simpingmyassoff
#please don't forget about me im gonna wail#i will keep our streaks alive bella ruby lys && eli dw#this also explains why i haven't been online on insta for the past few days#and i have to take care of my sick nephew#im gonna smooch u all when k come back#﹙💌 ‧₊˚ ݁ handwritten letters﹚#+ research research research research !!!!!#and maths#and science#everything#i miss my baby
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How much of a bitch am I if I took a bunch of pills to attempt but my friend actually texted me back after a month saying they didn't want to leave me and they are sorry so I threw them up.
It's funny isn't it
Why am I crying.
Why am I crying?
#why am i crying Aeri#cant you explain?#cant you come back#please#i need you#jirai girl#jirai lifestyle#jiraiblr#jirai onna#jirai#jirai kei#jiraiblogging#landmine type#landmineblogging#landmineblr#landmine girl#landmine posting#landmine kei#landmine
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i’m in hell !!!!!!!! (hangry)
#i can’t leave bc my fucking RM unplugged the laptop so I can’t scan out the one thing I need to do before i go PLEASE#and they want to come to my store tomorrow#which was supposed to be my day off#so now i have to work and explain why our sales are so bad#i literally don’t know if i can do it i feel like driving home and never going back#i really just need to eat dinner LOL#oh god#gg txt
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thinkin bout magneto's lil list of aliases from that One Shot of his government file or w/e in 97 and how it lists the three main men who've played him (David Hemblen, Ian McKellen, Michael Fassbender) and kinda cackling at the idea 1.) if they included All his names 2.) having 'michael' on that list twice
#snap chats#'real name magnus' to YOU. maybe to me too idk magnus IS a cute name but not the topic#some people bemoan references to the movies in the comics/cartoons I HOWEVER think theyre always cute when it comes to the xmen...#like in legion of x- i forget who but someone was like 'magneto can do a GREAT gandalf impression just get him drunk first'#like oh im sure im sure he can... [insert rivals tank joke here]#kinda wish they called back to his other VAs or at least earl boen who played him in Pryde of the X-Men but ill live#i just like the shout outs in general..... thats so cute idc i love it when comics/shows do that#also love how david hemblen's name is the only one not fully censored vJELKJVAELKJ#rip king you'll always be iconic for your performance in 92. AND in road to avonlea <- he was in one (1) episode#anyway no please can you imagine how goofy that list would be. and how long#like 'you got two michaels on here you wanna explain' you gotta ask his ex about that one. michael a good name idk what to tell you#'ok so david hemblen ian [redacted] michael [redacted] michael. michael xavier......' loud ass eyebrow raise#ik in the tas verse mags doesnt get the opportunity to 'become' michael xavier but let me have this joke ok. just this one#didnt know charles could see into the future ... it really is so funny that a man named michael would eventually play mags tho#thats so funny .. serendipity or whatever#wait that just reminds me of when he borrows charles' last name for that 2012(? or was it 2011) magneto one shot#he couldnt have been going by michael xavier in that it was well before that time.. was he just going by 'magnus xavier'....#or just Mr. Xavier .. or charles xavier ... funny as hell i love magneto's name shenanigans#james arnold taylor deserves a shoutout. maybe not in tas but just in general WHAT DO YOU MEAN HE PLAYED TIDUS#INFAMOUS LAUGHTER TIDUS THAT ONE ????? range. he also played johnny test but we dont gotta talk about it#that fact alone has made he decide mags has an ugly laugh. like i know the context of the tidus laugh and its sad but ssh#ignore me im just. i love voice actor stuff its always so funny going down the rabbit hole#seriously tho shoutout to mr taylor he's played mags in virtually all his video game appearances. AND lego charles#thats enough outta me ok bye im gonna go
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i have this really stupid idea in my head that im frankly a little obsessed with and the idea is this: trent crimm doing a drunk history episode on ted lasso's first tenure at richmond. is that how drunk history works? i don't think so. do i care? absolutely not. it's a special episode who cares because this image is not only hysterical to me but treasured. i treasure this image. i hold it close in my heart and also laugh and laugh and laugh.
#ted is played by what is very visibly a butch lesbian in a huge fake mustache.#roy is inexplicably played by himself in a wig.#ternt drunkenly and passionately explaining this whole thing. he says his own line and the trent actor (who also has a wig) gets to act it#trent waving his hands as he's explaining all this. the host being like 'not very often we get to have someone include the part where They#come into the story' and trents like [dorkiest finger guns]#also yes i said first tenure bc this scenario lives in post canon fantasy fix it land where ambiguously ted comes back to richmond#at some point. and also both bc my tedependent heart is obsessed and bc it's really funny#marries trent. just bc i want this to end with trent--hammered and pleased as punch--being like AND THEN I MARRIED HIM!!!!!#[falls back on couch happily] :)#also in the line of that great 5+1 social media fic#by jessjessthebest. a sequel thats just like a youtube video like#'we made ted lasso and trent crimm watch that episode of drunk history about them' and trent is just. head in hands the whole time.#ted is DELIGHTED.#anyway i rotate this in my brain fucking DAILY. it's so goddamn funny to me.#ted lasso#tedependent#tedtrent#trent crimm#the line in question being 'is this a fucking joke' i just realized i did not clarify that#no but really im obsessed with this it's so fucking funny#also any image trent had left of being a ruthless ex journalist is thoroughly ruined#all of his former colleagues have seen him and drunk and giggling and fully admitting what he was thinking at the time and oh boy#hes a disaster <3#gertspeak
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Hi... Great job on colorquest but... Im having trouble keeping up with the formatting... I haven't really been able to read it... But maybe that's just my dyslexic ass.
Hi-- thank you, first off!
But hmm, I wonder how this could be mitigated. Would alternating colors per line help alleviate dyslexia?
If you (or anyone else who is dyslexic) have any suggestions on how I could improve the dialogue layout, I'd like to hear them.
I'd like my story to be as accessible as possible.
#i cant figure out a way to explain what i mean about alternating color lines#im on my phone so i can't do the editing for an example#but basically like. one line of dialogue is white#then the next line is colored to a gray#then back to white and back to gray alternating per line#would this help?#I'd like to avoid extending the spacing between lines if possible#because it would make the posts like really bloated and long#but if it comes down to it if it helps i can change that#probably put them under a readmore so they dont stretch peoples dashboards#but yeah please if you have any suggestions let me know#i am not dyslexic so i don't know how to go about it exactly.
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Forgive me for showing my fangs a little here instead of being as delicate in phrasing as I usually am, but. Periodic reminder:
sweeping "humans suck, humans are evil, the world would be better off if humans disappeared/had never evolved" statements may be cathartic but they're thoroughly inaccurate (ie, the vast majority of uniquely bad effects of humans on the planet are a) extremely recent, like within the last couple centuries, b) the fault of an extremely small minority not the entire fucking species, and c) fixable)
hating being human isn't the same as hating humans. I get species dysphoria is a thing. I get that it's often hard to fit in as a nonhuman in human social groups and that can make it easy to slip into hating everyone around you. Please fight that instinct
villainizing people for traits they didn't choose, such as the species they were born into, is neither cute nor fair. No species is inherently good or bad
misanthropy is cathartic in short term vents or whatever but genuinely embracing it wholesale as a philosophy is liable to lead to you hating humans, human society, and being in a human body more and more over time and thus make your life worse by constantly reinforcing a thought pattern that makes you angry and upset
you are not immune to being part of human society (translation: just because you're nonhuman doesn't mean you're not included in statements about the effects of the human population on the world, ie "humans are killing the planet")
related, you are not better than humans for being nonhuman. looking at my fellow dragons in particular on this one. I get it, draconic pride is a thing, dragon brain probably says you're the supreme being and all else is beneath you especially anyone who annoys you. Mine does too. Please recognize that is an instinct you are supposed to FIGHT, not something that's TRUE AND THAT YOU SHOULD EMBRACE. Good fucking gods.
some nonhumans are also human (it's me, I'm some nonhumans) and you are making sweeping "humans suck, why would I ever want to be human, all humans do is kill the planet" statements in the presence of people included in those statements, which is insanely rude (and no, you don't get to "but you're different because you're nonhuman" me! you do not get to decide to ignore half of who I am because you don't like it, you do not get to decide I'm not "really" human, and also see the previous bullet point). this goes doubly if you're in a space like a DIscord server where people have expressly stated they're not comfortable being tacitly included in statements like that
saying "but I don't REALLY mean all humans, I just mean the specific ones at fault!" after the fact does not actually change anything if every other thing you say is constantly "humans humans humans" and not the group you're actually referring to, or at the very least doesn't change how it reads to everyone around you
#otherkin#misanthropy#rani talks#rani is biting today sorry#if you want me to dial it back and explain any of this in a calmer tone please ask i will be happy to do so#i'm just. aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa#sick and fucking tired of seeing 'humans bad' in the otherkin community on a regular basis. ITS ME. IM HUMANS. STOP IT#it's not a constructive mindset!! it's not!! there's no constructive conclusion that can come out of misanthropy as a core philosophy!#all it can lead to is either 'nothing is fixable' which is a recipe for depression#or 'humans should be exterminated' which is GENOCIDAL#and it's fucking ALWAYS accompanied by 'but i'm better because i'm [x] instead har har har' No The Fuck You Are Not#you participate in society exactly the same way a human would#you are exactly as responsible for the effects of humanity on the world as anyone else around you#which is to say not very fucking much!#anyway /tag rant i'm hitting post before i think better of this one
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you: nicholas alexander chavez, the actor from ryan murphy's recent work
me, a mama's girl and daytime tv viewer:
#text post#general hospital#nicholas alexander chavez#spencer cassadine#sorry i'm still not over my shock at this lol#i remember asking my mom MONTHS ago (she follows general hospital news online) 'hey wheres spencer i havent seen him in awhile?'#'oh his character died off. the actor is doing some netflix show where he plays a murderer'#and you have to understand. i dont consume anything to do w true crime. but to my 63-year-old mother. ryan murphy doesnt exist#so bc of just how self-contained the archaic institution of network soap operas are. i just. idk i didnt assume it was a big role#it didnt register to me that it was the sequel to the dahmer show. is what i am saying. and i never thought about it again#mommy made it sound like he might be coming back bc soap opera characters fake-die all the time#and so i put the thought out of my head until completely independently i was watching a video about monsters: menendez being flawed#and i was like. going absolutely insane w how familiar he looked i was like 'ok i know that man cant be too famous but i KNOW him'#'i know him from something and i know him WELL from something. like whatever hes from is iconic to me'#and then the video creator said his name and i was like THATS INSANE WHERE DO I KNOW THAT NAME??!?!??#it's a name i read in the credits but probably never thought in my head at all bc sorry he's just spencer to me#so i googled it and i was gobsmacked. i was like MOM DIDNT SAY he was gonna be in THIS SHIT!?!?!?#i also do lay my life down on the defense that the cinematography of a prestige netflix drama makes him less recognizable to me#who knew him best under cheap soap opera lighting in basic back and forth dialogue shots. like#i have to be honest i never cared for his looks on gh bc he just kinda looked like too perfect. like he looked like a mannequin#i see it now though i get it#i get why he's very fan editable to the true crime girlies i get it#not that it matters. im just in mourning bc it never occurred to me the spencer era was over. i actually liked his character#i cant tell u why bc he wasnt all that distinguishable from all the other basic dramatic character archetypes. idk it was a good performanc#i cant explain to u what makes a soap opera character distinct while still being completely generic (they all are)#i also liked his relationship w his girlfriend in the show it was cute. he was evil but they were sweet#nicky please come back. im begging u. as your only general hospital era fan who is your age#i dont wanna watch monsters menendez i reeeeeally dont
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Hey there, are you ok?
hey! thank you for checking up on me, this was really sweet!
i SWEAR i did not die. i just got a bit busy doing SladeRobin Week (which i will finish so help me god-) as well as things in my real life. i'm still trying to find the balance of like. fandom creation and working. i am very lucky to have the living situation that i do rn, but it is the sort of schedule where i do have to be ready to watch a baby at really any given point so. it's a tricky balance right now, but i'm going to be active here again! maybe not as many asks answered a day as before, but i want to try to answer like, a few a day and whatnot.
i also think i got briefly overwhelmed, in that i got more asks faster than i answered them. which is the opposite of a problem and something i'm very lucky for! but it did make it difficult for me to keep up and know what to answer next. (this is *not* a discouragement to sending asks! i love them all and pls send as many as you want! i just am a little slow sometimes so i appreciate the patience! <3)
so! i'm back and i'm good, ty for asking! we are back to the regularly scheduled programming <3
#necrotic answerings#this was really sweet anon#like not asking for content. just checking in#made me so soft#also when I initially was going to come back there was you know.#the fucking us election.#and I think it's very fucking clear by the everything about me how I feel about that#I needed a few days to just. handle feelings on all that#also also I started a new show. my partner finally convinced me to watch 911.#so i've been thinking about those lil firefighters.#which. I did make a blog for 911.#haven't posted anything yet! but I made it.#bc godDAMNIT the dead dove scene over there is scarce. fandom full of antis Jesus.#I like a challenge tho. I'm bringing the dead dove to the firefighters not even god can stop me on that one.#I have almost 100 asks to work through.#AND I WILL FINISH THE WHUMP ONES I SWEAR ON MY LIFE PLEASE.#I just had a few weeks of adjustment to both my sister and my brother in law working full time again#I love my darling nephew. but I cannot type and play with him at the same time.#taking care of babies is like. easy until it isn't idk how better to explain it#he will sleep for 4 damn hours and I will be peacefully bored#then he wakes up and wants to fight Jesus.#I don't like kidfic but I could write a good one with this experience by now tbh.
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Imagine if you will... Ray with a tongue piercing ʕ ꈍᴥꈍʔ 💭
A more "messy" version under the cut bc I wanted to practice tears and stuff.. 👀

#Ok I may have put way more effort into this than I should've but I literally couodnt stop thinking about this#I used this as an excuse to practice rendering so technically its productive ( ꈍᴗꈍ)#I really enjoy drawing tears and idk what that says about me as a person#I just love the idea that hes just talkin away and suddenly you see a little glint in his mouth and oh my god is that what i think it is?#and hes such a bottom that he would just let you open and pkay with his mouth to see for yourself#he's just my lil sopping wet meow meow I can't help but put him thru situations#I think often about his different sides clashing and being very gap moe#like Ray with a tongue piercing? please someone hold me back bc I'm going AT HIM#I want EVERY version of this man I cannot even explain how deeply the brain rot goes#the day I stop thinking about Saeran Choi is the day I drop dead actually#I wont fill the tags with any more salacious comments about how sl\/tty this man is but just know the thoughts are plentiful#anyways enjoy the food#more art to come as I'm getting back into my artistic groove lately#my art#mystic messenger#mysme#saeran choi#mysme saeran#mysme ray#mystic messenger unknown#unknown mysme#ray mystic messenger#mystic messenger fanart#mystic messenger mc#mysme mc
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when i see art of Sam from Look Outside with pointy straight ever so slightly curly hair i simply scroll past it
#he#is black#his hair#is textured#PLEASE#so far from what i've seen in that game No One Is White#no one has cutesy little beach waves#come on#you can do it#look outside#i have opinions on this and i could go on a baby rant about it#“oh but my art style'' take a step back. i shan't explain unless you ask me to. but take a step back and think for just a sec#legitimately if you don't understand why i have beef with this please talk to me i can explain it to you nicely
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you're famous
@myfairkatiecat i think this anon meant to send this to you but got the usernames mixed up. tragic
#kotlc#<- because that's literally all i post about here. that's all this anon could possibly be talking about#anon explain????#anon#asks#what am i famous for#i literally don't even have a hundred followers. what is your standard for “famous” anon please come back#i think i have carved out a niche for myself. some people seem to know what my reputation is#i do not think i am famous though. what#kotlc fandom#keepblr#mine
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