#please dont be offended

[happyfailure]

✨️💖Happy valentines-day 💖✨️

[firehousewithaview]

Buck: sometimes I have to take a break to sternly reminded myself that I am good while patting my own hair. It worked really well until I realized I was just activating my own praise kink.

[yendts]

on my scorbus blog i posted abt the hc where when you marry a malfoy your hair slowly turns the iconic malfoy blond too, like narcissa’s in the movies, and i’ve been dying to draw it,, plus the normal version bc i thought it was just as cute as a married scorbus spread <3 (also all pose refs belong to mellon_soup on pinterest i’m far too tired to make my own rn but i love all theirs sm)

[quixtrix]

tired of people being like "yall dont talk about dolph" "yall dont talk about sarah" the answer is right there look at both of them

[ducktracy]

reminder that if you're not watching Crayon Shin-chan then you are living a hollow and empty life. this is not edited. this ripped straight from the movie (Movie 8: Jungle That Invites the Storm, highly recommend for fellow Masaaki Yuasa lovers)

if you need further convincing: these monkeys run an animation sweatshop

[sarenhale]

I might have figured out why I'm enjoying Astarion's romance so much with the Dark Urge. The normal astarion romance with a Tav really makes me feel like a 'I can fix him' situation, or the typical 'nurse complex' with a dude that badly needs therapy and not to be in a relationship at the moment. I know its not inheritely THAT, I'm just saying it gives me those vibes, and I absolutely loathe those kind of relationships in real life and in media too. (I know its just a game and you don't have to go too deep with it, but I can't help drawing some similarities). While with the Dark Urge, your character is just as problematic as he is, and I personally find it more balanced and entertaining. It feels like the two characters are on the same level of self healing and discovery, while the regular tav feels too much like a 'nurse that needs to fix him'.

I like how flawed and problematic both are when you're playing Dark Urge, and I like that both recognize their shortcomings and problems while still navigating the relationship and trying to be the best they can, I find it more healthy personally. (Crazy that I find the blood crazed murderer character the healthier option, but... lol) maybe it's because seeing someone so deeply struggle with themselves forces Astarion to care for someone other than himself for once, and take his head out of his ass. I like it. Not to mention all the extra cool content and dialogue there is between him and the Dark Urge.

But yeah, while I don't like the tav x astarion romance, I like Dark Urge x astarion a lot

[usuibu]

hiii i was wondering if i could request without a prompt from the prompt list? if so, can i request eren with an s/o where s/o and eren have just recently married and adopted a kitten, then one day said kitten keeps getting clingy with y/n just to find the reason why is bcs there's a little bun in the oven surprise and then y/n surprises eren with a testpack (and the kitten gets involved with the surprise somehow). really sorryyy if this was weird but I rarely see dad eren stories nowadays LMAO

Tysm for requesting!! Ofc u can put anything even just thoughts in my submissions, the prompt lists are just there if u need help thinking!

More oneshots/masterlist

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People always tend to say that marriage was a big step, a big change. So you don’t know if its just because Eren’s Eren, but nothing really seemed to change with you and him after getting married.

You’d both already settled into your home and wrestled over which room decor you liked more and so things were nice, nice enough that you both decided you wanted to get a cat. It gave you the opportunity to see how far erens responsibility could stretch (which wasn’t too far from what you’ve seen😭) but anyways you guys had your kitten.

It always gravitated towards you, unfortunate for eren who refused to admit how much he truly liked the kitten. You would constantly catch him playing with the kitten way too rough for its size and you’d scold eren for not taking care of it properly etc how hes ‘a terrible father’ to the kitten 😭

Eren whistled rhythmically in a failing attempt to steal the kittens attention as it was once again, all over you. Disturbing whatever you were up to while eren tried to pick it up and place it nearer to him.. only for it to go crawling back to. He frowned like a pissed little kid and was about to verbalise his complaints until he got interrupted by you’re own complaints. Not about the kitten though.

“My head hurts so bad” you groan, hands flying to your temples, “do you feel sick?” eren replies, attention slowly leaving the kitten nestling in your lap.

“Yeah kind of, I think the breakfast you made me was that bad I’m gonna throw it up”

“Fuck you” Eren says, annoyed that he was ever concerned about your wellbeing (hes just kidding guys hes a silly billy this is a hee hee ha ha funny happy family i swear)

You snicker at Erens eye roll, “But really though I don’t know why I feel so nauseous”,

“Well maybe your allergic to the kitten?” Eren suggests in such a genuine tone that it was humorous.

“Eren,” you sigh, “you make it so hard not to bully you, you cant get mad at me” you’re disappointing sigh turns into another playful giggle as Eren starts frowning while you explain to him how cat allergies are more sneezing rather than nausea, and how you’ve had the kitten for long enough that you would most definitely not be allergic😭

“Yeah yeah fuck off the kitten doesn’t even like you” he says deflecting how he was wrong as it continues to roll around on your lap. “Take some medicine or whatever”, as always he still cares.

You open your cabinet in the toilet reaching for the painkillers, your hand stops as you notice the purple box next to it. You only had it really ‘just in case’ but in all fairness.. you were late. Your brain forced your hand to take the pregnancy test box because it would be harmless and would ease your worry and speculations.

Eren wasn’t home right now so it was safe enough for you to anxiously wait on your bed, staring at the test in the packet. Your glare getting interrupted as your alarm goes off alerting you that you can now check. It was positive, your second test was aswell, then the third one you rushed to buy at the store was also positive😭

This wasn't bad news at all, simply new.

You'd constantly joke about erens immaturity and lack of responsibility although you'd known him well enough to see that in the right moments, he truly is a highly capable man who would do great as a father, it grew on you as the minutes passed, the thought of starting a family with him didn't seem so bad even though you and eren weren't exactly aiming to get pregnant in the moment you did😭

You searched in your head for a way to break the news to him and you figured it would be fun to include the other member of the family, your kitten🤷‍♀️

"Im home" you hear ur husband shout as the front door shuts. "Hi Eren!!" you shout back, purposely in another room,

"can u feed the kitten really quick? I forgot to a while ago its probably hungry by now!"

"Wow and you call me a bad father" eren mutters, "I heard you." You reply blankly as he grins amused.

The kitten walks eagerly overtaking eren walking towards its little food station set aside by the kitchen counter. He notices one of the has evidently less full than the others so he decides to take that one to finish up in the kittens bowl.

You watch behind him eagerly but quietly lingering sheepishly around the counter, he tips the bag upside down as only a plain box falls out of it. "..what" he mumbles in confusion, he opens it to see the test inside but doesn't immediately react, nor move.

"Are you pregnant?!" he exclaims..

Facing the kitten and still not looking back to you, "Fuck off eren" you say smiling, yeah he heard you behind him.

He finally turns to you as you walk towards him, he has a fat grin on his face as he opens his arms rushing toward you before you can and hugs you so tight your feet lift off the floor and you feel like you're suffocating, you'll let it slide this time.

He finally settles you down in front of the counter, loosening his grip as he moves his hands to cradle your head, frantically planting kisses on your forehead to your cheeks to you nose to your lips. He can't contain his dashing grin and neither can you

"Can I name it?" Eren says with a boyish grin you know you cant trust,

"absolutely not" you say monotonously.

He frowns again, still tangling you in his arms against the counter as he runs one of his thumbs across your cheek, the other cradling your lower back keeping you close to him. "Why not?”

“Why not??? Because you tried to name our kitten Eren junior!"

"Eren juniors a great name, idk what you have against it!!"

"I hate you."

"Yeah yeah you love me, and i'll love our kid too."

"Yeah?" you say quietly, brushing a strand of loose hair behind his ear. Your hand glides downwards his shoulder as you simply admire your husband, your husband.

He stares into you deeply, slowly leaning in once again to kiss you. His hand moves from your face to the back of your head, encouraging you closer, deepening the kiss. Meanwhile your hands run through his hair. He gently pushes you forward into the counter as you both melt against each other, savouring the sensation of tooth-rotting love and adoration buzzing at your fingertips.

My requests r open for anything u can ask me any specific oneshots for eren or any character aswell!! Tysm for reading 🫶🫶

[clayteland]

OI Doll. Wanna hear a joke?

What is my mom that you aren't?

.....

Oh yeah my Moms dead.

Hahaha Comedy

Fun fact. She also doesn't have a mother, so she's already used to this type of jokes.

[strangestland]

Okay that’s it, I’m gonna start finding TGS fanfics that I really like and bind them so I can read them whenever- no ones fic is safe! If you think your fic is bad? WRONG ITS AMAZING AND I LOVE IT

(Nah but fr if you don’t want me to bind it PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE DM me! I’ll make my list of fics I’m thinking of I don’t want to make anyone uncomfortable:) )

[rainbowresurrection]

Not to go into one of my silly reboot tirades again but I can't believe how many people accept White Khan(tm) just because he was played by fucking Bendydick Cucumberpatch

[cleromancy]

i think the funniest thing to me about hades game so far is zags like. total lack of understanding of the concept of punishment. i think nobody ever bothered to explain the concept of hubris to him and now its too late and zagreus, who is tied for stubbornnest god in all of hell, really thinks they should all just cut the mortals some slack

[arthurtaylorlester]

OH MY GOD DURING ARTHUR'S MURDER REVENGE QUEST HE DID NOT FUCKING """""LOSE""""" HIS HUMANITY THATS NOT WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED HE WAS HAVING A BREAKDOWN AND WAS PROJECTING ONTO LARSON, THE ONLY PERSON HE REALLY WANTED TO KILL WHICH TRANSLATES INTO HIM BEING EXTREMELY SUICIDAL HE DIDNT WANT TO KILL ANYONE HE WANTED TO KILL HIMSELF HE WANTED TO MAKE HIMSELF HURT AND SUFFER THE CONSEQUENCES HE THOUGHT HE DESERVED

LIKEWISE, JOHN DIDNT "TAKE" ANY OF ARTHURS HUMANITY I HONESTLY THINK HE WAS OVERCOMPENSATING BECAUSE OF HIS DEAL WITH KAYNE

[vixnarts]

WARNING: RANT ABOUT PERCABETH AND WHY ITS FANS OFTEN ANNOY ME

I know a lot of fans are gonna call me a hypocrite for saying this (and I'm sorry my fellow HGS fans) but... I hate the Percabeth shippers that literally are like saying "Annabeth would definitely call Percy cutie pie, cutie, and sweetie" or literally make Annabeth have Percy as her squeaky dog toy or make Annabeth that annoying anime girl that simps over her senpai. I also hate the Percabeth shippers that are like completely obsessed and toxic. I hate obsessed and annoying Percabeth shippers in general because they're usually toxic or make OOC (out of character) bullshit.. like I fucking hate it so much. It makes me wanna throw my phone across the street. I'm not referring to you guys (well I hope you're not obsessed toxic Percabeth shippers.. if you aren't thank you!) I'm referring to the ones on here (Tumblr) because my God they piss me off.

As a Percabeth shipper myself, I'm not referring to all Percabeth fans. There are some AMAZING Percabeth fans in this fandom that I have and not met. I'm referring to the ones that annoy the crap outta me.

[sorrowfulwill]

Hey so recently I’ve noticed that I have had to block more followers of mine since they ended up being proshippers. I will say this as politely as i can I am not comfortable with proshippers interacting with my blog or any content I make it makes me very uncomfortable. Stay away from me please.

[starlightofthesky]

Now i would like to state i am neither an anti shipper or pro-shipper but i am curious ( and do not intend to offend, just curious) I’ve heard many different definitions of pro-ship. pro-shippers yourselves, how would you describe pro-ship in your own opinion/ what does it mean for you?

I just want to have the opportunity to understand pro-shipping more/gen

[jellojolteon]

We all talk about favorite pokemon a whole bunch but who is your LEAST favorite pokemon? The one you just loathe for whatever reason

Mine's greedent, something about its design sends me into feral rage lol